this is better then resurrections

V gor vendetta is fucken bad

God I miss Cumtown

I think, cumulatively, I have seen more footage of the Matrix movies by means of Cumtown compilations than from watching the films in their own right

Its about vampires, come on!

My mom watches Lifetime and Hallmark movies non stop. No wonder she's so insane. Those movies are fever dreams.

5:39

Ah the irony of the writers/directors of The Matrix transitioning.

Nick Mullen as the voice of “noise pollution”

The Matrix is Walt Disney's wet dream

Yes, Nick, the matrix isn't about a man who is born again, extolled by a group of followers as being a prophesized messiah, betrayed by someone in his own fellowship, resurrected, and venerated into a god-like being who awakens people and takes them to a place called Zion. There is absolutely no deeper meaning to this film.

The "shut up" bit had no right being that funny

nick attempting to explain why the matrix simply cannot be about being trans is about the dumbest thing one ever could hear

The guy who laughs like Rob Schneider really makes this all extra funny

Just came across this in 2024. It’s hilarious, because we now know what a piece shit Segura is

Watching this you realise what you've always thought nick is the glue stav is the paddle pop sticks adam is the glitter or whatever

I played this for my parents and they thought it was hilarious

heres the take: The Matrix isnt very good

An archetypal-ass motherfucking thing

I'm with Nick on this one. I hate it when people retcon their creations to have meaning that was never there in the first place. If you want to make a movie about being trans, then make a movie about being trans. Don't make a completely unrelated movie and then twenty years later assign a meaning that was never there in the first place. It'd be like if the creator of Ninja Turtles came out tomorrow and said it was actually about poverty in NYC and Splinter was Jesus or something.

If you asked Adam why J.K. Rowling is transphobic it'd boil down to someone told him she tweeted something.

The matrix series is probably one of the most thematically laden series of all time. To the point where is almost feels like an Art school project. It’s actually quite impressive the movies function with how much mysticism is shoved in.

The Wachowskis are horrendous

9:37

Nick is mostly right but kinda wrong and they definitely retconned the trans stuff

Oh what a wonderfully wtong take on the Matrix. Delicous.

Once an artist releases their art to the public it's up to each individual to interpret it in their own way. The artist no longer has a say, I mean they can, but its irrelevant.

Nick's 100% right. The Wachoskis can try to retro the story and say it's about being trans but that's bullshit, they made a kick ass sci fi kung fu movie, probably the best action movie of the 90s or of all time, and that's it. Love it for what it is. It's fucking tight and they got lucky when Will Smith turned it down and they took Keanu, who isn't the best actor but fit Neo extremely well. Would've been cool to see Val Kilmer as Morpheus like they wanted though, even if Lawrence Fishburne was great and his voice as Morpheus became iconic. The sequels are also fun if you don't expect them to live up to the first movie, but if you hate them that much you can just ignore them because the first movie works extremely well at telling a single story and ending it there. The Wachoskis biggest mistake was coming back to it and making a sequel (Matrix 4) instead of making a prequel about Morpheus which would have been a much more interesting concept. Morpheus is the most interesting character other than Agent Smith - tell his story about breaking free and discovering faith outside the matrix. Perhaps even have him believe he is the Chosen One throughout the movie before he comes to terms with the fact that he isn't, and instead dedicates his life to finding the true Chosen One. End the movie with him finding Neo and linking directly into Matrix 1. Would have been kino. I also want to say thank you to my best friend Nick for reading this and also I'm gay

Love the clips of characters referring to Neo by female names.

sounds like a horror movie

Gettin shoe polish over my matrix

The first 3 matrix movies being one of if not the greatest action trilogies of all time only for the directors to turn trans and make the dogshit that was the matrix 4 just goes to show you women cant make a good action film

"Everytime i watch the movie it deadnames them" Lmfaooo

Why the fuck does Adam sound like that

more like... the *MaNTRiX* ✂️🍆✂️👌🏼

All of Rage Against the Machine's music was about being trans

Adam is gay

"The Oracle is black … but she's a computer program"

Robin Williams wasn't allowed to see his kids because he was strung out on coke...in the movie

New Clangers video? Fuck yeah

love how nick is wrong but funnier which makes him right

Artists tend to think they are so above everyone elses thinking, they like to think their art is so culturally relivant. The fact they are now saying the matrix was about being trans makes me laugh. Only after they came out is now a trans thing. Ok i guess but you could make that allegory about any film where the main character goes through a life change. Its laughable to me these days how on the nose all the new films are about being so deep and culturally relivant but most of the time its preachy garbage.

I live for these videos

10:43 *"Shut up! I'm trying to r-pe"* Imagine hanging that sign on a hotel door 😂

I mean what are the chances of not 1, but 2 BROTHERS being trans?? 😂 That's gotta be a statistical anamoly

but the oracle is black!

Bro, let's go to Hollywood. What's the worst that can happen

In the words of Rodney, it's all shit.

I sorta agree with Nick, in the sense that there's not that much depth in the Matrix movies. The Matrix is basically a retelling of Lawnmower Man, anyway. A random dipshit becomes cyber-christ. That's it. That's the only synopsis you need for the Matrix. Random office worker meets kinda hot goth chick at a bar, takes a mysterious pill given to him by a random black guy, becomes a messianic figure in a post-apocalyptic dystopia and saves the world or whatever. That's the whole movie. No greater meaning.

Please never stop making these