90s Time Traveler Discovers Apple Vision Pro

[@RyanGeorge]

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[@shadyymc]

no

[@YHWHandElohim]

I was waiting for this, thank you

[@SpudThePotatoe]

Ok dad

[@aelien27]

Heck yeah, Adstronaut! You really knocked it out of the public lawn with this one. This voucher will be my breakfast burrito money for the next half a meal

[@OnlyFolklore13]

Please… how did he die in 2004? I need to know. 😭

[@someguyontheinternet2399]

I like that the time traveler is deliberately withholding information about the host's death out of spite for stranding him in the future

[@syntaxusdogmata3333]

Oh, you mean the little piggy? 🐷

[@TheOriginalJphyper]

And playing it up, too.

[@evilbob840]

Or maybe lying just to make him paranoid...

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

Yes! I was going to make a comment about it, but you worded it much better than I would have.

[@rayzerot]

Plot twist- he actually has no idea how the host will die and is just being spiteful

[@thatllwork_official]

It might just be that I’m a 90’s kid, but these are some of my favorite sketches 😂

[@emma-511]

Same!!😁

[@loadapish]

Its relatable.. ive been sayin foelr years cars were just right technology was just right health and safety was starting to expand but not like today... the world was a better place and i wish we didnt evolve from that point. The robots will be cool for a while before they take control. I sometimes threaten to go back to a phone with buttons on it

[@zakunick1]

I was there, man! I was there!

[@marcsequence]

iPhone 16 rumors claiming the addition of a capture button*enters the chat lol@@loadapish

[@Battleneter]

We had VR full motion tracking headsets for PC in the mid 1990's, so this kinda annoys me honestly :P

[@Lostboy811]

The time travel machine was built by the same people who built the McDonald's Ice cream machine

[@ku8721]

Obviously not the time machine actually worked once!

[@Lostboy811]

@@ku8721 The Ice Cream machine actually worked once as well.

[@stevenharper9108]

As soon as it’s perceived by another, it crumbles.

[@henrystickminfan2]

well, i guess that makes sense. fun fact: the company that made the McDonalds ice cream machine is known as Taylor

[@mrnice4434]

@@Lostboy811yeah when the sells person sold it to McDonals and right after the sell he diapered with a big smill

[@dreamsinthree]

"A child just informed me that I have negative rizz, and I don't think my health insurance covers that." 😂😂

[@Turtle_dude_idk]

lol I was about to comment this but you beat my to it

[@SpideyWarsStudios]

Imagine in 7 years Ryan posts a dramatic feature length film about the host, ending with his tragic death finally being revealed

[@WhiteCaneV1]

We should crowdfund this!

[@Krankensteinn]

I would contribute to a crowd fund on that

[@AllisonRhine]

I would absolutely watch that

[@tuppybrill4915]

Yes but just before he dies he does a back flip

[@daviduribe5897]

That would be a very Patrick Willems move

[@Max_Ivanov_Pro]

The 90s nostalgia in this video is hitting me right in the feels!

[@gruntlord6]

Nothing like the Rugrats talking about Y2K

[@marcsequence]

As if!! And you wish it was hitting you right in the field… It’s currently hitting ME right in the feeling areas! Biter

[@Gorblebim]

I want even born in the 90s and it’s hitting me to

[@hellmalm]

Oooh, I had that exact modem.🥲

[@jacobwansleeben3364]

Hits harder than the car that hit Futaba's mother.

[@AjmalZuhair]

"Right now I am looking at a little pigggyyy" "Nice!!" "Once I turn on the device your face is gone!" 😭😭

[@BenDank]

Meanest plot twist ever.

[@MrObasilawrence]

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE 😅💔

[@KingPBJames]

Heyy!

[@chalion8399]

I lost it when he said that.

[@manuelpulido7721]

one of ryan best jokes so far

[@E4S65]

The eyes in this were so perfect. 😂 He was blinking really long, some times going out of sync, and going cross eyed

[@6butterflywings6]

The eye rolls were perfect for someone from the 90’s 😂

[@mousermind]

Yes, we watched it too.

[@jdanielortega]

"There's a call for you on the landline, it's Tony Hawk" The 90s in 10 words.

[@NexusKin]

"Oh, that's tight. I'm gettin' jiggy wit it."

[@SynoPTL]

Eleven words

[@jdanielortega]

@@SynoPTL I knew someone would count.

[@abshukoris]

Technically 13 I decided..

[@alicepbg2042]

​@@jdanielortegaand you didn't have a joke prepared...

[@blottedcenter4348]

“I have negative rizz” this guy is gold I swear 😂

[@thorinbane]

Had to look it up and knew right away that my grandkids would likely know this word 🤣

[@theq6797]

@@thorinbane I am too scared to check it.

[@themissingsamurai]

1997... just 7 more years

[@sahuanitasahu7696]

😮no

[@nrsrymj]

Will it be painful? It's hard to tell over all the screaming.

[@SirsasthNigam.]

2004?

[@NoNameAtAll2]

probably 2004 tsunami :(

[@adriansgaminguniverse4951]

There’s only 4 until the other thing

[@alkra4798]

"... real life seems extremely bleak and I'm addicted to the escape". So poetic and true!

[@OutsideTheTargetDemographic]

"Here, have a Gusher" That was a gut punch I was not prepared for. 😅

[@flashrogue4376]

This and "There's a call on the lan line, it's Tony Hawk" Amazing

[@ryanjones_rheios]

@@flashrogue4376 I don't know if you're making a 90's era LAN joke or if you just forgot to type the d in land line....

[@Cheezitnator]

Gushers still exist, but they're smaller and cost more like every nostalgic snack that still exists.💀

[@tuseroni6085]

@@Cheezitnator i remember when cadberry tried to gaslight people into thinking the cadberry creme eggs hadn't shrunk, they said "they didn't get smaller, you got bigger" then someone showed an older creme egg along side a newer one (because of course someone on the internet would have an old cadberry creme egg sitting around) and showed that they had clearly shrunk.

[@DsLifeJourney]

Fruit by the foot

[@vincenturquhart1370]

I like how they could have just the left the gift somewhere for him to find but used the time machine anyway

[@kforkrish]

My favorite videos❤ Don't discontinue 90's time travel videos please.

[@nrsrymj]

Host guy has to go at some point. It's just fate

[@ewanscott5331]

Replace the host with an identical clone​@@nrsrymj

[@jarrodskufcagaming5203]

@@nrsrymj they can simply get another host

[@MonkeShrubb]

Yes

[@inkedthedemon]

@@jarrodskufcagaming5203no it won’t be the same

[@FloatingWhales]

Love the idea that this tv-show cracked not just time-travel, but also live-feed-transmission between time periods, and their purpose? to have a reality show for their viewers - so very wholesome x'D

[@majortom2682]

"Actually, now real life seems extremely bleak and I'm addicted to the escape"

[@VoiceOvaGuy]

The sentence so many people relate to without even realizing.

[@CrazyMazapan]

Ready Player One

[@sensan257]

Social media is poor man virtual reality googles.

[@DoubleBlack2.0]

THAT PART

[@Slowpoke3x]

Story of my life. Knew this since i was 5

[@WaterShowsProd]

I remember watching this in 1997 and being sure he was making it up as there's no way anything like this could possibly ever be real.

[@adamdavis1648]

I asked my mom about it. She said "i used to think it was so strange that you said ‘i’m gona go watch The 90s Talk Show now mom’ and then you would tune the tv to static and juts watch dead air for 30 minutes. you had a big imagination with your little news show.”

[@ayaanrathore]

ikr

[@Chadner]

The only thing more shocking than watching this in 97 was the gruesome death of the host of that show only 7 years later.

[@WaterShowsProd]

@@Chadner That was something I don't any of us can ever forget.

[@sarahberkner]

There is a character on Star Trek Next Generation who suffered from "holodeck addiction". In real life that would be a much bigger problem than just one person dealing with it.

[@Joseph-ow6zg]

The 90's nostalgia montage made me feel nostalgic for a decade i wasn't even alive to experience

[@H94R]

OG crash bandicoot was wild as a kid. Simpler times.

[@chemicalfrankie1030]

@@H94R timler simples

[@MrDrewseph]

Yeah it was pretty great

[@JB52520]

In 1993, it would take 5.2 days to download 1 GiB, but usually it was much worse. Content was small but downloading it was painful. If anyone picked up the phone it would break the connection, and no one could call you. And this was only if you could figure out the cryptic modem commands to get connected. On the other hand, the SNES was pure magic and arcades were still getting new games.

[@mrnice4434]

@@JB525201gb? In 1993 My PC did not even got that much hard drive space :)

[@thorinbane]

Ryan's work on his ads is actually better content than entire areas of KZbin.

[@FuzzyStripetail]

Paying $3,000 for those virtual reality ski goggles actually became an even slipperier slope when it was revealed that said $3,000 virtual reality ski goggles ultimately made someone even worse at skiing.

[@chinkasuyaro8983]

You need to pay full price (not $3000) to get enhanced ski functionality.

[@MrDrewseph]

That might be how 90s Guy dies in 04 Bone-splintering ski accident

[@alvallac2171]

They actually cost $3,500.

[@RibusPQR]

If this slope gets any slipperier, we could ski down it.

[@michaeldebellis4202]

My friend has them. I’ve never been interested in VR before but those things are amazing

[@mdansbyjr]

I've missed The 90's Talk Show almost as much as I miss the 90's!!!!! 😍😍😍

[@geochonker9052]

If only news these days started with "the year is 2024". I keep forgetting it isn't 1997 anymore and it is really affecting my job

[@Marconius6]

It's okay, 1997 was less than a decade ago, so you're not far off!

[@someoneelse5005]

I hope you do not work at "the place where calendars are made"

[@geochonker9052]

@@someoneelse5005 I work at "The place where calendars are sorted into boxes for whether or not it is a calendar for this year"

[@elazayth]

I feel the same way, even though I was born far later!

[@HildeTheOkayish]

@@Marconius6I have terrible news

[@theultimatefrozenfan]

This series will either go for 3 more years when it's no longer the 90s for 90s Talk Show Guy or for 7 more years till he dies in 2004 of still unclear causes.

[@elazayth]

But we sure know it was brutal! It says so on his wikipedia page.

[@shayliakara]

But the fact he is time traveling could mean that this is the multiverse and it is a new timeline. DC and Marvel say so. :D

[@theultimatefrozenfan]

@@elazayth yes that much we do know. He DEFINITELY died fatally!

[@theultimatefrozenfan]

@@shayliakara that's true. We need a Ryan Multiverse now!

[@DanielRMueller]

This must be what the authors felt when they realized that they ran out of Time Lord regenerations for Doctor Who!

[@JosephCooperNightcore]

it's funny because just yesterday i rewatched all Ryan's 90s sketch and i thought the next one would came way later, but here it is. We are slowly getting more details about the host's death in 2004

[@netkv]

in 7 years, he will have to film it

[@samusamu5342]

I like to imagine that the host doesnt actually die in 2004 the reporter is just gaslighting him out of spite edit: or he dies in 2005 so when he doesnt die in 2004 he thinks hes going to be fine

[@jonc4403]

I just want to see the AI-generated VR bones splintering.

[@ku8721]

Wow that dial up modem really took me back... but you missed the chance to add "You've got mail" Nothing says the 90s like AOL

[@kanderson-oo7us]

Oh, the landfills full of those AOL CDs!!

[@Kryxx07]

When my siblings and I were waiting for my Mom to get us a second phone line and setup an account with our local ISP, my older brother suggested we use one of the free AOL CDs. He was my hero because of that, lol.

[@nathanc6204]

That USRobotics 28.8/33.6 external modem was awesome!

[@MidnightSonnet]

Or as we used to call it back then: AOHELL. 😆

[@adamdavis1648]

What about that "Yahoo" jingle?

[@bazilwreckerloughead]

He really managed to cram a lot of 90s nostalgia into one skit...& I'm here for it!

[@leohirtsche8341]

I totally love these add-scetchs with the "favorite series", they are so spot on.

[@spellfireforge]

It's amazing how unironically satisfying the dial-up modem squeal is to hear.

[@6butterflywings6]

Right? I was surprised! I almost immediately relaxed, as if in waiting mode- waiting for the net to load and my (words only) MUD to be ready to play.

[@bobapjok4241]

i use it as my ringtone. Love the looks i get from people who know what it is

[@spellfireforge]

@@6butterflywings6 MUDs were the best. I wish my eyes were still good enough to read that much text that fast.

[@CydnAlpha]

My 90s signal went off again

[@danielpicassomunoz2752]

Ryan George, the only KZbinr for whom i allow sponsors ads

[@NaBUru38]

Too many series have native ads. Ryan George's ads have native series.

[@52moviesayear]

Thanks for addressing the ridiculous sound effects in show even if it was only in the ad. Also I love the fact that it’s also eardrum shattering loud.

[@HirokiPlays]

The genius of Ryan, buying Apple Vision for a skit so he can make the purchase a tax write-off! What a lad!

[@arli8359]

Bait

[@vladtheimpaler9577]

I can't get enough of this 90s Time Traveler series.

[@mikethole2877]

Okay, in my opinion, this is the best one yet!!! Those eyes in the headgear 😂 Jesus, every single time the camera cut to them they killed me!

[@Kranitoko]

I've missed this series of videos 😅 you don't make enough of these with how dumb our present is 😤

[@jw8160]

It takes lots of energy to contact the Time Traveler Reporter from the 90s. So there may be delays in getting episodes. Please be patient.

[@MisterCasket]

​@howiehall4622Yup and it's called 'the news'. Like, any outlet of news, choose your pickings.

[@RiffRaffMama.]

100% agree. This is my favourite series anywhere on KZbin.

[@landwolf00]

This is my favorite series. That vr portion was disturbing and calming all in one 😂

[@neanda]

i don't whether to be happy about our progress, or sad about the simplicity of the 90s. great vid, please do more 90s time traveller

[@davidwuhrer6704]

Sad about everything becoming needlessly complicated. Why does a lightbulb-shaped LED need internet access via WiFi™ though a reverse-web-proxy-as-a-service to a glorified database frontend running on someone else's distributed computer?

[@agiksf.8998]

What progress?

[@theviking1359]

So glad these are back

[@MargoMB19]

We need a full run of 'reality show where they kind of overdo it with the sound effects'! It's better than half the shows we actually have.

[@MJAYZ007]

You mean Hazbin hotel?

[@Lockefr]

Literally every chinese or japanese game show

[@makarabaduk1754]

I am looking forward to "Steam Train Sounds volume 3" being used for romantic scenes.

[@MonkeShrubb]

I remember watching this in 97 and it’s so cool to be on the other side!

[@ashamansedai]

"Right now I'm looking at a little piggy" "Nice" "But once I turn on the device your face is gone" 💀

[@DaVoxxii]

What a great quote! What's it from??

[@ashamansedai]

@@DaVoxxii it's from a video by Ryan George

[@Noitssnotme]

@@ashamansedaicrazy thanks for the halp

[@ashamansedai]

@@Noitssnotme no problem

[@Sapphiregamer8605]

@@ashamansedaiwhat video?

[@MettaDarrow]

This might be the best one he's done. Absolutely hilarious.

[@hexcodeff6624]

I love the reincorporation of the reporters main concern throughout this series.

[@gr8fuldad815]

This skits are so much better than SNL has done in 25 years

[@SceneWins]

There’s been a couple gems in there but I mostly agree lol

[@grabble7605]

1:53 is just Ryan showing off his eyeball control...

[@stircrazyvidz8530]

YES!!! The 90s Talk Show is finally back 🎉 😊. I've been waiting for one of these for ages, I just checked and it's been seven months since the last one 😮😢. Glad to see it back though

[@mrtommypickles8635]

Loved my cameo! Thanks

[@TGC..]

Hello:-) i love when he says ''it's the ninetys"

[@SmoothOperaturr]

Best tag line ever created

[@TGC..]

2 months tomorrow hello:-)

[@chandramoulimukherjee6653]

I like how this series implies, virtual reality was insane in 1990s but had time machine.

[@OfentseMwaseFilms]

90's are the Best Era in Human History!

[@odw32]

Except for the people in Rwanda and Yugoslavia... also post-Soviet collapse wasn't fun either for most people there. And in the west, it was way tougher if you were "different" in any way, the cliques in schools & workplaces were much more vicious.

[@adamdavis1648]

​@@odw32Was that true at all levels of school, or are you talking about high school specifically?

[@aerialpunk]

I think the best spills over to the mid-2000s (like it seems to be for most by-decade trends, haha).

[@aerialpunk]

​@@odw32True enough, but at least for me, coming from a Western country where I actually had a lot of very big struggles in school and home life at the time (so I can't say I had rose-coloured glasses for at least half the decade) - I would still say the 90s were better overall than anything after around 2010 or so.

[@lukathon86]

‘It’s Tony Hawk…’ that tickled me.

[@endanarchy]

I love how the reporter's opening lines have consistently been him expressing, desperately, how much he wants to come home.

[@TheMulToyVerse]

1:30 “Right now I’m looking at a little piiiiggie” 🙂 But once I turn on the device your face is gone and I’m on *Mars* 😓

[@franklahache3679]

The delivery of the “it’s the 90’s” makes me laugh every single time lol.

[@TheoWerewolf]

"They're a computer company but I figure you wouldn't be talking about them in the future, they're about to go bankrupt..." I take my hat off to you, sir. Simply brilliant AND someone either emembers the actual 90s or did good research.

[@ArtamStudio]

I still remember Macworld Expo 1997, full of depressed zombies...those were dark times

[@MisterCasket]

Also Lego wasn't doing very well.

[@davidwuhrer6704]

In the 90s TV series seaQuest, set in the near future of 2018, they mentioned how by then Apple would have bought Microsoft. (In the episode Photon Bullet.) Of course that was in 1993 when Apple weren't about to go bankrupt yet.

[@ammonmckay2503]

You're a genius dude. Love how you made the eyes off centre from your face for a little 😂 "There's a call for you on the landline, it's Tony Hawk" 🤣

[@ianpatterson6552]

The VR goggles could create an artificial wormhole to bring our lost hero back to the 90’s.

[@Kali-bs7oj]

“Does it double as ski goggles?” I haven’t laughed this hard in a while

[@Philw94]

3:26 for a second I thought that was Tommy Tallarico

[@fadeddeathkinght]

Actually a study did fined out and debunked the being too close to screens thing, it has to do with how much natural light your eyes get but around the TV era We started having less people outside. What happened to be the variable that was the cause.

[@jakobwienandt4050]

It's 1997, only 7 years left for him.

[@Vinterloft]

Hope in the final episode of 1999 the news guy tells time traveller what day it is and he says back "Oh, it's almost time for your coma!" and then news guy is like "I thought you said 2004" and then "no you DIE in 2004, the coma is today, then your hospital bed goes down the stairs in 2004 and there's blood and bone everywhere" then the news guy tries to run out because he thinks it'll happen on set but smacks into the elevator door and goes comatose. Then time traveller is like "I wish there's something we could have done or not done to prevent this" Y'know, for closure. And stuff.

[@UltraFG5488]

​@@VinterloftThat would actually be the best ending.

[@ianjohn2648]

I think these are the most underrated of his videos, I love it every time a new one comes up

[@BatmanFan76]

2:23 Talks of how the host dies in 2004.

[@travelingbandana]

Shot 🥃

[@OfficialMummyCat]

Love this series so much

[@karine-v]

Yay! An episode of "it's the 90s"

[@mj.ray0898]

They ever get that time machine going again, book me a ticket, I'd take blocky ass Crash Bandicoot and dial up if it meant I never needed to hear about whatever rizz is or TikTok ever again... or at least for about 30 years until it comes back around again 😂

[@davidwuhrer6704]

The internet could have been very different from what it is today, for better and for worse. Starting in the 70s when TCP/IP was just one of many CYCLADES implementations, and X.25 looking like it might replace Chaosnet eventually, but the big war being between packet-switching and trunks. Packet-switching decisively won only in the late 90s. In 1989 the inventor of LISP opined that before long, the telephone companies (plural, which was a fairly recent development back then) would install optic fiber into every household for telefax. (Video telephony had only become feasible in 1984.) And that, because of the many incompatible computer networks and text encodings (ASCII had been standard since 1972 except on IBM, but there were over a hundred 8-bit encodings), fax would outlive e-mail. The Gopher protocol was extended to include 3D spaces and graphics, but the web, which wasn't, supplanted it. Xanadu, which had included document composition and version control and back-links, was never finished. Thanks to Microsoft lobbying, the web became the face of the internet, obscuring net.news and IRC. Netizens became "clients" of "service providers" whom "content" was downloaded _onto._ Then in 1996, JavaScript began to turn hypertext into applications. Another big change occurred in the 1980s but nobody noticed until the early 2000s: New technology used to put power into people's hands; microchips enabled people to have their own minicomputers in their homes, BBSs allowed people to find like-minded peers across the world, and search engines, DNS, and encryption gave ordinary people possibilities previously exclusive to intelligence agencies. Now, new technology gives the monopolists new ways to spy on and manipulate the intelligence agencies. Although the Dot-Com bubble heralded the shape of things to come, with venture capital being invested into building websites that became one-stop shops rather than geeks developing decentralised peer protocols like in the early days.

[@jonc4403]

Not if I have to be 50-something in the '90s. It's annoying enough now.

[@ramsoomair]

The weather reporting is something I talk about often. It's March and practically late spring weather.

[@cact0s_ulion405]

Finally the next episode is here!

[@thorinbane]

That internet connection sound...and life was a lot more simple.

[@toptsun8484]

0:20 That child is a fucking LIAR, RG is the Rizzler

[@borregoimages8117]

This was such an effective skit! Hahaha 😂 thank you for the good laugh!

[@ConfusedAlt]

It’s really sad how the host died from his neck snapping and blood boiling after the time traveler did a backflip and saved the day on maple street. It’s really sad, I decided

[@d.l.4141]

That flash of 90s stuff hit waaaayyyyyyy to close to home

[@LaNoir.]

I hope 2024 is the year we get a full movie of time travel guy rizzing up people on the street about how great the 90s are

[@adamdavis1648]

Whatever happened to that Disney movie we were supposed to get about how he got those glasses?

[@walrusesarecute1]

My favorite series from this guy

[@NiaSwift]

1:16 the way he says the word "stoopid" is just so amusing to me

[@Tesparg]

He says it like Dexter.

[@ABCEasyas--]

Thank you for saying VCR instead of VHS player

[@annabelthegreat]

Been waiting for this!!!!

[@mousermind]

The subtle winking at "AI murders" and "come at a cost".

[@Dude-xb3xh]

1:06 😢 unfortunately this is true

[@vongunnar]

YEEES! Been missing the time travel news! Thank you so much George this realy makes my weekend!

[@youtubeuniversity3638]

3:12 He made it back...

[@-ZeroRed-]

I'm just happy they are back... IN TIME!

[@MHLegacy]

(5:00) I was totally thinking about the setup for that fart noise joke right before he did it! Awesome!

[@DanV0gt]

Best ads in the biz! 🙌✨

[@bluewater82]

3:20 I literally just ate a Gusher about two minutes ago after not having one for decades…. 😳

[@Undecidedxx]

I love that I’m watching this video with an ad for the apple vision pro in the corner of my KZbin screen.

[@neotericrecreant]

I'm CONVINCED "The 90's talk show"'s host's death has something to do with crabs...possibly shattering his bones.

[@TheFroneyZone]

oh good-'ole Y2K...the end of the world as we knew it --- I miss those days too - in fact I still have my pamphlet on how we were to prepare for that day!

[@xinh_wm715]

3:57 make that a show XD

[@skiasimi]

I think this is one of your best series, please do continue make this.

[@danielpuckett8291]

The reveal about how the host dies is going to be insane

[@petermchugh3829]

The timing of this video is just...top notch!

[@ITPalGame]

0:40 fake news Would it be too soon for the reporter to accidentally let it slip that Friends guy died?

[@chipshtpc2478]

90s time traveler is your best bit. Love it!

[@sizablesplash7815]

0:34 you can easily find a VCR at a thrift store. I found mine there.

[@koviyovas8325]

no lag time travel interview is Tight!