90s Time Traveler Discovers Minecraft

[@PhoenixSC]

I, too, have yet to figure out Minecraft.

[@chadd990]

Oh i get it because you make minecraft videos and you're super popular. haha funny joke.

[@nebula2339]

second reply

[@darkdragonet1922]

OMG ITS PHEONIX ...hi and I love you ( :

[@iwillappearanddisappear1208]

Hi

[@sindarinlord]

Hi phoenix!

[@TheArchangel911]

Am I the only one to appreciate that the Album "Just Me Going La La La" has a parental advisory label?

[@Stevarooni]

It's all about intonation.

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

Well, the album did have some L-word dropped in several of the songs.

[@Akhimed]

@@GlassesnMouthplates 😧

[@justceri9341]

I would buy that album

[@radstool6467]

@@GlassesnMouthplates oh my god!?

[@Dragoon45]

You mine and you craft what's so hard to get, you can also do neither of those, or get a robot to play for you, or watch someone scream at it for 2 hours

[@Jakc.]

Hello dragoon

[@CT-9529]

Didn’t expect to see you here

[@Minekat202]

Hi Dragoon 🙃

[@Jakc.]

and thats a perfect way to say what minecraft goal is

[@Siddhesh_war]

go back to minecraft runescape

[@FNAFdomania]

“It’s a sandbox game.” “So you build sand castles???” “You can if you want to.”

[@REDSTONENOOB.]

But you have to use a bunch of string

[@OneTopic]

“Well...” *”What.”*

[@into_the_sketchiverse]

Hi One Topic!!

[@MakerJake101]

nice verified tick, second reply lol

[@ScreamingFlames]

hello friend :D

[@nobodyakacat-girlmario3707]

It’s the 90s.

[@shifra1967]

HI ONE TOPIC!

[@FolliYt]

So basically, you can do stuff if you want to, but you dont have to. Did i get that right, Ryan?

[@sunnysideggo2821]

Yes, that is what he said in the video

[@ryanfitzpatrick5004]

As another Ryan, yes that is the synopsis presented lol

[@kadarabdullahi]

Yeah yeah yeah

[@skeptiktheofficial4574]

Yo, WHAT, @Folli I watch your videos too dude hahaha

[@albond]

Folli *get

[@dragumir8337]

"I feel like i'm being pretty clear, it's a thing that lets you do stuff" never seen anyone describe minecraft mor accurately

[@yarnosh]

Don't forget about the ability to not do stuff. That's an important feature of Minecraft.

[@tifforo1]

Honest Trailers and Door Monster did one better: "A low-resolution Lego simulator"

[@guaposneeze]

Ironically, in 1995 that still would have sounded totally awesome. VRML had been proposed less than a year before, and Cyberpunk in the 80's made doing normal stuff in VR sound like the wave of the future. The 3DFX Voodoo and the N64 were still a year away, so anything 3D was still a hugely futuristic novelty. And tons (by the standards of the time) of startup capital was being dumped wastefully into attempts to make 3D networked "spaces" for communication and entertainment. The flexibility of "make anything" in Minecraft would have been right in line with what Thought Leaders were peddling at the time. By like 1997, Quake2 had made 3D on the Internet totally mainstream and not shooting stuff in 3D would have sounded boring already. 1995 was kind of right of that inflection point where a bunch of stuff was almost possible but all still mindblowing.

[@tifforo1]

@@guaposneeze That is a very good perspective, although I will point out that people in Japan had the Playstation in December 1994.

[@tanelviil9149]

People today who are called NAZI by the crazy mainstream left (and by the people who the crazy mainstream left has managed to brainwash) , are less right wing and conservative than the people who fought the REAL NAZIs back in 1940-1945. Anyone who believes that NAZIs are back is mentally ill. People being anti immigration is not NAZISM. I mean what is this weird attitude, that western nations have to take in unlimited amounts of africans, arab people or chinese people???? NO THEY DON'T. Here is a video that illustrates the insanity of the leftists of today. *Fighting Nazis Then Vs Now | FreedomToons* kzbin.info/www/bejne/q2mbdnylitB-h5I

[@BethanyKay]

I think you just explained the purpose of life while explaining the purpose of Minecraft. Existential aha moment.

[@sebplunkett3771]

Aahaa

[@SkyTheHusky]

Aahaa

[@thestreetwalker4842]

Aaahaa

[@Flare0661]

Aahaa

[@atheoristspointofview7059]

Aahaa

[@jussseli]

“It’s the 90s” is such a vibe and brings back good memories

[@loganbreau882]

It brings back no memories for me because I wasn’t alive at that time.

[@enderdude7902]

@@loganbreau882 Same

[@Sam-GT3]

Hello mr. Manning

[@klashinov]

Even that background music..damm

[@browny3212]

Hehe

[@isaiahK0V]

Plot twist: The reporter in 1995 doesn’t actually die, the guy from the future is just pranking him because that’s what we do now

[@marcusgabrielson9616]

Yeah they didn’t have pranks in the 90s...

[@isaiahK0V]

Marcus Gabrielson the joke is that pranks today are more extreme

[@adamwebb8114]

Mmm no pranks were more extreme long ago when there wasn't nanny states, drone lovers and psycho cops all over the place like there is nowadays

[@mufradr]

Maybe he is the reporter guy in the future

[@nicknevco215]

@@mufradr or his nephew

[@Ymylock]

So that explains how Minecraft got so popular in 2 years, they got advertisements in 95!

[@dragonman7806]

Lmao

[@kaldo_kaldo]

@@aristotle_4532 What are the habit forming activities? I mean, tons of games exploit human psychology, i don't really see it in Minecraft though.

[@kaldo_kaldo]

@@aristotle_4532 Are massages addictive?

[@kaldo_kaldo]

@@aristotle_4532 I don't think any of your points have made sense so far though. Repetition isn't addiction. Are you addicted to walking? Waking up? Going to work? If you read a chapter in a textbook a few times to memorize it, are you addicted to it? Memorization, which is what you're describing, isn't addiction. Relaxation isn't addiction. You can do and even enjoy something without having a dependency on it.

[@kaldo_kaldo]

@@aristotle_4532 "The quality of your examples leads me to the conclusion that you have no clue." - Likewise.

[@SpiceDiceGame]

when I played Minecraft when I was little, this is literally the conversations my parents and I would have.

[@shaunakbiswas6213]

"You can dig" "You can build" "You can survive" "You can LOOK AT THINGS"

[@mwplaylist2890]

Shaunak Biswas, I'm not sure why, but I get the feeling you like Minecraft.

[@brucebaker810]

I like surviving. AND looking at things. I MUST play this game.

[@shaunakbiswas6213]

@@mwplaylist2890 Ah I wonder why that is

[@loopy1584]

You can start a drug empire and then turn it into a country And destroy it afterwards

[@shaunakbiswas6213]

@@loopy1584 I think you mean Mexico

[@opedromagico]

_"I feel like I'm being pretty clear: it's a thing that lets you do stuff"_ kkkkkkk 🤣

[@px6883]

As if we didn't watch the video too If you spam everyone's comments at least make creative ones

[@Brad-lt2re]

@@px6883 amen brother

[@gogeta4239]

Racist

[@px6883]

@@gogeta4239 wtf what is racist here

[@PurpleBroadcast]

Racist

[@Avomance]

As someone that "Digs, Builds Things, Survives and Looks at Things in average graphics" on a "thig that lets you do stuff" for a living - I endorse this video :) Nice one Ryan!

[@thecolclough]

oh hey guv, fancy seeing you around here =]

[@Arcessitor]

The graphics aren't average though. They are very much minimalist. So way, far, miles beneath average.

[@PeppyZeb]

The graphics aren't average.......

[@Avomance]

@@thecolclough well Hello!!!!

[@Nineninetails]

AVO! Hello! Nice seeing you around!

[@zachyrish2682]

2:04 "I mean, I feel like I'm being very clear, it's a thing that lets you do stuff" Masterpiece

[@jennifermc1221]

The world may never know how reporter guy in the past died. RIP

[@nobodyakacat-girlmario3707]

He probably got assassinated

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

You mean the future

[@hoarder66]

U mean the anchor. Reporter guy is the one who says it

[@wernerwombo3789]

He was definitely murdered

[@louvie1066]

Of course we do! He got crazy, became the bad guy, someone snapped his neck and saved the day!

[@LetHerWar]

"You have to ration food and watch your health meter not to die." "So it is about surviving?" "Well... only if you want to."

[@microlunchbox2657]

Yes, he did say that

[@Cerucid]

"Y'know you can die and those things get reset after you come back!" "So you have multiple lives?" "Only if you want to."

[@microlunchbox2657]

@Former Auror arbitrary polygonal sink pipes. Nothing more to say.

[@matthewflores4941]

Your description sounds very similar to real life... only if you want to live.

[@enderdude7902]

True

[@hazeldavis3176]

I love how Canadian reporter guy is. He's so polite about being stuck here in out time.

[@BudderBean]

I know eh ! 😂

[@clashofmagic6672]

@@BudderBean funny because Canadians say eh

[@eek4179]

@@clashofmagic6672 its funny because he explained a funny joke eh

[@clashofmagic6672]

@@eek4179 it's funny because he commantated on an explanation of a funny joke eh

[@eek4179]

@@clashofmagic6672 its funny because he started a rabbit hole of explaining each others funny jokes eh

[@MrTheEggman]

I remember my first encounter with Minecraft, probably when it was just released. My exact thoughts were "what's the point?" I never got the point and gradually my kids got better at everything in Minecraft than me. Still playing it though.

[@AlexGeek]

and still haven't found the point

[@CapnSlipp]

I remember that early video Notch had up on the website with him putting down a few blocks and some minecart track and pushing minecarts around on a tiny track. I was like… uhh, looks dumb, but sure, I’ll join your server and try it.

[@seigeengine]

The concept of Minecraft was entirely clear to me when I first saw it back in ye olden days. It's a sandbox. Don't eat the cat turds.

[@davidalexander3320]

Similar except I stopped playing it after about an hour and my son still plays it years later.

[@ErifOnaclovNusDer]

“Let’s talk about popular games, not that niche one” “Actually it’s the best selling game of all time” “Holy Sh-“ That delivery was perfect!

[@Solidslicer]

Actual Factual

[@bretter247]

He rocks the cutoff punchline so well.

[@Solidslicer]

@@bretter247 ikr I couldn't stop watching

[@BoberTee]

Damn didn't know yandere dev watched Ryan George

[@TankGamingADHD]

I read that as it happened

[@strqnded]

"There seems to be one called Minecraft" "Isn't that... didn't Hitler write that?" that is gold

[@jotheunissen9274]

"Making Hitler references are TIGHT" FBI! Open up!

[@missyummy1040]

I'm confused

[@axisrogue]

@@missyummy1040 Hitler wrote a book called "Mein Kampf"

[@hellelujahh]

"No, Mein KRAFT"

[@yalkn2073]

@@missyummy1040 Hitler wrote Mein-Kampf

[@RandiPoitras]

First person to ever do acupuncture “I’m going to stick needles into you I decided”

[@benjaminnoort5015]

"But why tho?" "It makes you feel better i guess"

[@dankmagician7108]

@Rory Goodchild "Oooh, in my face? That doesn't sound pleasant at all" "Yeah, well, it's gonna feel so good once you have enough of them in you in very specific places."

[@superficialchasm6068]

@@dankmagician7108 well that doesn’t make sense to me. I don’t think I like this idea at all.

[@Ariothesmashbro]

Well it helps your well-being or something Well being!!! yeah and other stuff like making sure your spinal fluid’s run appropriately and blood pressure is not Too high So it’s basically magic

[@grubbybonsai]

@@Ariothesmashbro "No" "Then what is it?" "No idea to be honest" "So how do I get it?" "Ummm... Give me money"

[@ryanyoung1052]

I just noticed the street sign in the background says "Backflip" lol Must lead to "Snapped Neck Street" and "Saved Day Lane" 😂

[@SpiralCee]

"To have done it." Minecraft in a nutshell, for sure.

[@danieldavid3766]

@@AxxLAfriku What does that have anything to do with Minecraft

[@Lokear]

@@AxxLAfriku "Famous". Nobody is famous here until they have at least a few hundred thousand subs :( Also, what does your reply have to do with the root comment?

[@Untiforgins]

@@AxxLAfriku Literally nobody knows or cares who you are

[@Deadass271]

@@Lokear I think it’s stupid how hundreds of subs is seen as small. If people had an army of how many subs they had “small” you tubers could take over ancient greece

[@p.shaver1294]

Just the guy pointing at the sign [BORING] got me laughing

[@Gelondil]

I was more amused by the "Backflip" sign. :)

[@izzygalax]

@@Gelondil Nah it's all about the "Snap the bad guy's neck" sign

[@goatee21]

Same I printed one and am going to use it at work.

[@brucebaker810]

That was CameoGuy. He seems to show up as different people in each report. The lawyer. Technicolor (tm) Guy, etc. But only for a few seconds. Sometimes he gets a line. This time, just a sign.

[@Squantle]

“didn’t Hitler write that” was so well delivered I spat out hot tea all over my keyboard Awesome job

[@mohamedar1667]

I feel bad for the keyboard

[@danielrobillard0407]

And the part where he says ''I thought Nazi were back for a second there'' and the response after that

[@meoff7602]

@@danielrobillard0407 Well🤷🏼‍♂️

[@putraefenddy6082]

I dont get the joke tho

[@bisurker]

@@putraefenddy6082 There are lots of more out-in-the-open Nazis around now, alot of them felt emboldened by the previous President

[@MusicalBubs]

I love how they’ve been able to hold on to these for 26 years, without telling anyone what happens in the future. That’s some serious dedication

[@Stray0]

Isn't the entire thing a tv show?

[@SorowFame]

@@Stray0 it was but it never really became that popular despite the gimmick. The only tapes of it were discovered not that long ago.

[@SirWenzlington]

@@Stray0 most footage was ignored as people didn’t buy into the whole future thing and those that were right thought time would explode if they paid too much attention

[@SheeplessNW6]

Back in the 90s, most of us who watched the show thought it was just comedy, not involving real time travel. That could have changed when the presenter died, but they hushed that up because of the involvement of [redacted].

[@FakeSchrodingersCat]

@@SirWenzlington The actual problem was that it was Canadian it never aired in the US but it was on constant reruns for years because of CANCON. The next season of the show is crazy, I mean this is the classic stuff but it just gets weird from here.

[@PieroMinayaRojas]

"So you can also build the Earth in a 1:1 scale in Minecraft" "Ok, so the goal is to replicate the Earth" "You can do that if you want"

[@jeffbenton6183]

Has someone actually done that? That sounds legendary.

[@PieroMinayaRojas]

@@jeffbenton6183 wait you don't know? Go search it now lol

[@theoddtrashcan7104]

@@jeffbenton6183 haven’t done it they haven’t done it they are doing it though been a year since they started but it’s gonna take a long time

[@sergeantsharkseant]

@@theoddtrashcan7104 though I believe they already recreated basically the entire terrain of the earth

[@theoddtrashcan7104]

@@sergeantsharkseant maybe I don’t think so though 1 to 1 scale is way to high

[@ИгорьКвестов]

"Mein craft" is if Adolf chose to engage in beer business for hipsters and wrote a book afterwards.

[@jmrs_]

Is your name sergey bulcev

[@ИгорьКвестов]

@@jmrs_ it's actually Albert Fitzgerald Jr., but I went with this instead to keep it short.

[@RainbowDemon]

I hate/love you how dare you make me laugh for something so obvious and dumb

[@mjzudba801]

Is your name sergey bulcev

[@Saiyijon]

Millennials would leave Adolf's book 5 star reviews on Amazon while reeeeing that the orange man is a nazi.

[@Lalerato]

“You got me coming up with Bill Gates conspiracy theories” “Actually common in 2021”

[@elitewolverine]

sadly you don't even have too. Just watch bill gates speaking at the many events he attends. He writes them himself lol.

[@ryanjenkins6116]

So you don’t believe in the possibility of thinking outside of the norm

[@LibertyWarrior1776]

Unfortunately they are not Theories, he is happy to go on record.

[@15thobserver]

'conspiracy' by the literal dictionary definition? Absolutely 'Theory' by the literal dictionary definition? No, its on record so there is no theorizing. We are taking him at his word.

[@johnnytee911]

@@15thobserver lol not really though

[@TopAnimeLoverEver]

"I thought for a second Nazi's were back" "Well..." "What?" This man. He gets it. He gets social commentary.

[@LuisSierra42]

Nazis never left

[@franklinbadge1215]

@@LuisSierra42 True, but for some reason people seem to have this idea that the Nazis were like a freak isolated incident. People like that have no idea why the Nazis believed what they believed and why it was bad. People have no clue how often they're casually exposed to similar rhetoric and don't think anything of it.

[@thebadcharlie5320]

i just came to like the comment i knew had to exist.

[@iwatchwithnoads7480]

@@franklinbadge1215 that's because our popular media has turned them into one dimensional Disney villains. Try telling the common folk there were jew collaborators too and most Germans just fought for their country not thinking about genocides

[@DodaGarcia]

Those little details he peppers in make his videos so addictive

[@spacebones9709]

"You can break blocks, look inside the blocks. What's in the blocks?" Sounds like physicists breaking down atoms. What's in the atoms? Quarks. What's in the quarks? lolol

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

"What's In the Blocks?!" is a new movie sequel starring Morgan Freeman & Brad Pitt. It's called... [wait for it...] "8IGHT" 😁 no? 😕 I'll see myself out. 😣 (🤣😂🤣😂🤣)

[@MammaApa]

There is actually a mod for Minecraft that brings quantum physics to Minecraft...

[@spaghettiman3757]

@@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 I do not ... I don't understand.

[@_piulin_]

Actually in the atoms there's a nucleus in the middle and some electrons squirming around, and the nucleus is made of protons and neutrons and in those are the quarks.

[@hondaaccordex]

Blackstone when he said "what's in the blocks" it's a reference to the movie se7en where near the end of the movie someone asks "what's in the box" and that's now an iconic phrase so they're making a joke that the sequel would be 8ight as in eight but with an 8. i know the joke isn't funny now that i've explained it but i hope this helps you understand

[@crocodude]

“The main character from Minecraft becomes a fighter in Smash Bros” “Oh really, that’s very interesting what’s a Smash Bros?”

[@AlphyYT]

Only for the guy in 1995 to figure out what it is 4 years later

[@alexanderwolf1984]

@@AlphyYT and now we know what leads to his death

[@gamecell1332]

It’s a game where bro’s smash

[@WildDuckTR]

It's a game which let's you smash others. You can smash girls guys monsters anything you pretty much wanna smash

[@benhelius4204]

I'm pretty sure you can explain that with street fighter

[@AbidSHasan]

Should have put: "It's a game where you can do whatever you imagination desires, as long as your imagination is made of blocks"

[@DVankeuren]

and have a ton of mods

[@ToyKeeper]

It's like an unlimited amount of Legos that you can build entire worlds out of and cohabitate with your friends.

[@wiggletonthewise2141]

But... who’s imagination isn’t made of blocks? I’m confused

[@tobybartels8426]

@@ToyKeeper : Now you're making it sound fun!

[@brucebaker810]

@@ToyKeeper ...who are also made of Lego...

[@samynator0904]

"You can break blocks, look inside The blocks, what's in the blocks?" What a great reference right there

[@xLuky]

What's in the blooooocks

[@SeekerGoldstone]

Se7en was released in 1995. That joke was genius.

[@DodaGarcia]

It took me so many viewings to notice it, and then I was like "Well that was a little anachronistic because Se7en was released in 1997, but maybe Reporter Guy watched it in the future, or it's a meta joke, whatever" Then I looked it up and saw it was indeed released in 1995 I guess my point here is that I would like to marry Ryan, all versions of him actually

[@jotheunissen9274]

"But there has to be some sort of objective in Minecraft, right?" "No there is not and I'm gonna need you to get aaaall the way of my back"

[@michaelablank]

Now I want a pitch meeting for it.

[@spaghettiman3757]

@@michaelablank absolutely yes

[@jotheunissen9274]

@@michaelablank "So, you've got a movie for me?" "No sir, I don't" "Oh. Then what are you doing here?" "I've got an idea for a videogame" "Ah, you want my brother. He's in the office next door."

[@evanorsomething909]

Ryan: Looks like we haven’t uploaded one of these in months! Other Ryan: Whoops! Ryan: Whoopsie!

[@Sienisota]

@@SnickersEatsCookies dun dun dun!

[@joshiejandro2321]

The Ryan who makes it: I’m gonna need you to get wayyyyyyyy off my back

[@joshthesandwich]

The madness of not knowing how he's gonna die is gonna be a main component in how he dies.

[@sindri1447]

Yeah he's 100% gonna be so obsessed with attempting NOT to die that he's inadvertently gonna be the cause of his own demise. Deep huh?

[@3nertia]

Self-fulfilling prophecy :D

[@RuskePerson]

Alright, here's my attempt: "It's basically digital legos but with more punching."

[@nabd341]

That’s actually quite good lol

[@tepigie]

I like how nobody is talking about how the reporter dances around the topic of how the guy in the 90’s dies

[@floricel_112]

Yeah, in 2004

[@geekforeverpixelgamingsurl5007]

Because if the pandemic is boring, than one guy's death is even more boring.

[@rudrasingh6354]

@@floricel_112 wait that's when i was born

[@theaxbowlotl]

@@rudrasingh6354 You killed 90's TV show host how dare you

[@erin8050]

What's the bet Reporter Guy just murders 90's TV Host for leaving him stuck in the future? Edit, spelling.

[@stopmotionstupidity2440]

Aaaah, playing blocky games that look like they were made in the 90's is *TIGHT*

[@YeOldenImbecile]

Getting that was super easy barely an inconvenience.

[@johnree6106]

You might want to do a back flip and snap a neck

[@jmrs_]

@@johnree6106 and save the day

[@EdricChang]

@Kira It won't even let me try RTX which is probably a good thing

[@mehpainter]

Agreed, I mean I still own a GameCube, my brother still owns a PS2, and both houses still have Wii’s to this day

[@CSW_YT]

"Now I don't feel that bad about how you die..." Literally Everyone: HOW DOES HE DIE!?!?!?!?!?

[@yalkn2073]

Go watch the other time traveler skits

[@SheeplessNW6]

Some guy did a backflip then snapped his neck. The day got better after that, though.

[@CSW_YT]

@@yalkn2073 I Already did

[@kiralawlight3140]

@@SheeplessNW6 WOW, WOW, WOW...WOW

[@desbugfan8429]

Yea....

[@jonathancharczenko7713]

Hey Ryan, I know the modem format gives more screen area to work with but when you do these 90s time travel vids you should do them in the 4:3 format of the 90s, it would lend a lot more to the authenticity of the time period :D

[@johnlol260]

I just got scammed. I couldn't find "Just Me Going La La La" on Spotify.

[@technomage6736]

"Well you can build a house!" "And you would do that because..." "To have done it!" 😄👌 That's about right

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

"And you would do that because..." So that the spiders don't eat you during the night.

[@justyourfriendlyneighborho903]

I consider Minecraft to be a form of art. You can build really cool stuff like this 1*1 dirt house I made.

[@insaincaldo]

@@TF2CrunchyFrog Well you can just dig a hole, it's a convenience to have a bed as set spawn. The house is totally just to have done it.

[@MidnightSt]

now if only people would notice that's actually kinda the main point of life too XD

[@technomage6736]

@@MidnightSt Ah indeed! Cheers

[@SpydeyDan]

I can sum up Minecraft in six words. Imagine never running out of Legos.

[@NostraDavid2]

It's like legos, but you *punch* the blocks.

[@ApequH]

​@@NostraDavid2 I've stepped on a Lego, that doesn't sound good

[@Playingwith3D]

@@ApequH lol, yes they are a bastard when you are trying to get to the bathroom in the dark in your bare feet.

[@KingNedya]

@@ApequH I've stepped on a Lego, that sounds like it would be very tolerable and even unnoticeable.

[@DefnitelyNotFred]

@@KingNedya dare I say it?... It would be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@jordansweet8054]

I love how excited Host guy gets about putting the Microsoft connection in context and trying to make sense of it. So relatable.

[@tekuaniaakab2050]

“You can build a house, you can dig a hole, cut down a tree, look around, survive...” “But can’t ....you know.... do that for real?” “Well yeah but then you’d get all sweaty and stuff” “That makes sense...”

[@dukejamesmusic]

"So Minecraft is a game where you can do stuff that most people do for real, but without the inconvenience of getting...sweaty?" "YeahYeahYeah!"

[@CK-nr3mr]

Minecraft is a game where you can do things without having to go through the inconvenience of actually doing the thing

[@shohamziner]

"yeah, like punch a tree" "..."

[@danieldavid3766]

@@CK-nr3mr Except for when you have to collect like a thousand sand to build a green house.

[@9nikola]

​@@danieldavid3766 Yes, but that's part of the experience, unless you don't want it to be. I built a whole castle, and it was super easy, barely an inconvenience, I decided.

[@diogene_s8032]

The people of the nineties would lose their mind if they discovered the whole Minecraft community, including streamers and KZbinrs.

[@calebcorrea7556]

yep lol

[@zoeishahaha]

“So now there are these people called stans” “Oh, what’s Stan’s deal?” “Oh, no no no no no. Stan is a term for fans who, you know, take things too far.” “How so?” “Well, they take KZbinrs and just, pretend that they’re dating. They draw some pretty graphic stuff.” “Ohhh, I see.” “Yeah yeah yeah” “Hey, what’s a KZbinr?” “Okay.” *outro plays*

[@anhad004]

finding out that one guy just yells 'OHHH DREEAAAM....'

[@199NickYT]

"What's streaming?" "Yeah and what's KZbin?"

[@chriscanfly6386]

Theyd wanna end the world

[@TheNeilBlack]

"It's the bestselling video game of all time." Damn, that hit me. I remember when Minecraft WAS some little niche game inspired by Infiniminer. It was awesome to watch such a large and active community grow up around a game I love, but it still sometimes surprises me just how popular it became.

[@Ember_Trans_Cat]

inspired? im honestly surprised there hasn't been a lawsuit yet. i think they lost their chance when Microsoft bought it, they probably have good lawyers.

[@Gamebuilder2000]

At this point woth all of the updates Minecraft has gone far far past infiniminer

[@guybaronti3867]

​@@Ember_Trans_Cat Dude, videogames throughout history are so beyond derivative that if even a single game wins a copyright lawsuit like you're saying, the whole industry collapses. There has been dozens of failed lawsuits between even more similar games for years, and they all lose. Why would anyone sue Mojang, just to risk the high probability of losing, and then having to pay all the legal fees. It would likely bankrupt them...

[@deusvult6920]

I just wish Microsoft would give us modding we can use in multi-player. But they're too greedy. If my daughter didn't play it I would have stuck to Java 😡

[@MidnightSt]

I remember the time when i still believed it was inspired by Dwarf Fortress too, and was looking forward to when it'll start implementing actual mechanics XD

[@mrpatel100]

0:49 - this next 10 seconds is absolute gold

[@kashashk]

"What's in the BLOCKS!?" - Bad Pit, probably.

[@jeffallen55]

I love Bad Pit. I can't believe he didn't win an Oscar for Wof of Wal Stret.

[@Lokear]

@@jeffallen55 An Ocar*

[@frostyflames7864]

Bd Pt

[@kashashk]

Now I'm not sure people got that Brad's name was mispelled as a joke on purpose or people are calling me out. 🙃

[@Lokear]

@@kashashk No, we know. We're just adding to it.

[@Beppojoe]

no way did you just reference an OG Sethbling video 3:00

[@Nugcon]

Ah. A man of culture

[@ericks1103]

the days before data packs when people had to build 200 block structures of command blocks to do cool things. Not that I think that data packs are bad, but it used to be a lot more impressive

[@lior_haddad]

@@ericks1103 yeah but, datapacks just means that instead of using 200 command blocks, you have 200 lines of commands.

[@Nugcon]

@@ericks1103 It's basically the same but command blocks look so much cooler

[@charliewilson3351]

@@ericks1103 I see this and think "this guy is really one of those *back in my day* people" and what's worse is that *that's also back in my day*

[@Kennyl.s]

Fun fact I was playing minecraft when this came out

[@cougarkids4978]

Same

[@moobusman5617]

Same

[@cheetahchase21]

I was watching Minecraft

[@internetperson5445]

Same

[@joshuamnewberry]

I'm at school though bruhhhh

[@nxpy6684]

3:19 What's in the blocks ? ~ Brad Pitt

[@savarast]

"I thought nazis were back for a second there" "well..." Lost my shit at that

[@mikaylag5237]

Same

[@person43]

Same

[@spook407]

*what?*

[@sgtsaltstick2729]

I felt my bloodpressure increase 12 times the pressure it's supposed to have.

[@timothytraver5918]

I mean, they aren't though.

[@everydaynoob1]

“Some better games” “It’s the best selling game of all time” “Holy sh-“

[@how2drawdinosaurs715]

*end card*

[@rententee]

"Hi there, hello. It's me, I'm the adstronaut"

[@px6883]

Yes, I too watched the video

[@solidhutyr1815]

Oh Thank u for telling me what i just watched

[@tommy2buttz668]

"Why is a diaper on your chin?" "To save your granny!" "Fair enough!"

[@davidjw06]

"are the masks a problem"? "super easy, barely an inconvenience"

[@HABO2210]

"We should wear masks even if it just saves one life" *proceeds to bomb the shit out of Syria*

[@mattpfarr6129]

Wearing masks are tight! (not wearing tight masks though mind you)

[@creativedesignation7880]

"And does it save my granny when it's just on your chin?" "Oh, no. Wearing it like this does absolutely nothing for your granny, or anyone else." "Then why do you wear it like this?" "Because wearing it in a way that saves lives is a little uncomfortable to me, so I decided not to do that." "But why not take it off then?" "Oh, no! I am forced to wear this! Wearing it like this is a sign of being oppressed! I'm a rebel, a matyr, a hero!" "I don't think you are using any of those words correctly...."

[@maju9670]

His granny is long gone by now

[@jerrysanchez5453]

Honestly just found this channel and loveing it thoroughly

[@elliotschnabel8364]

I can only imagine what this sounds like to someone who has never played Minecraft before.

[@zaminahmed297]

Only play minecraft once so that pretty much sums me up

[@BroderickAmato]

Dear God, they’d be so confused XD

[@kellin12]

Me "playing" one time with my kids, "But what's the point? What am I trying to do?"

[@cma1676]

I never played, I think I saw some short videos about it?

[@charleneWL]

@@kellin12 LOL me too my som instantly got irritated that I “needed the point “!!!😂😅

[@alliepotter1796]

“That way you can Show off your style and personality with your ear holes” Adstronaut. I couldn’t put it better myself

[@wadecarefully]

La la la, la la la la. La la

[@MarkelleRayneeSheree]

The whole time minecraft has existed i have felt like this 90s guy.

[@conan2650]

Its acutualy a good game and really fun to play with friends. And If graphics are something important to you then you can easily find free texturepacks and shaders online that can make the game actually look pretty good

[@TylerTMG]

@@conan2650 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gGOoap-re9mgZ7s kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z2WrfqmrbZmYjqc kzbin.info/www/bejne/p3iZgHR_pq55hK8

[@TophinatorStreams]

Same.

[@Kaefer1973]

@@conan2650 It doesn't have to be the graphics that are the issue, I haven't played Minecraft yet either, but seeing that most of the games I play are from 1994-2003 I doubt it's about the graphics.

[@fireguy8315]

It actually has pretty good graphics, it just that what is showed is a bunch of blocks

[@onee]

I love how he always brings up the death of the presenter from the 90s.

[@iBoss818]

"Minecraft" "Didn't Hitler write that?" Me: *_W H E E Z E_*

[@JosephLachh]

I don't get it.

[@doublelightangel]

@@Frilabird finally.. I'm reading all those other comments thinking 'seriously? Noone gets the joke?'

[@jonathannorris9475]

Doesn't really work if you've got a british accent though. 😑 Edit : someone pointed out that I should have specified a southern English accent. Sorry, Scotland. 😅

[@Kendricklamarglazer17]

@@jonathannorris9475 Ryan is Canadian luckily

[@kg7518]

@Wrulol uhhhhh imma pretend I did not read this

[@FirstNameLastName1162AD]

“What do you have on movies” “Well there’s Avengers Endgame” “The Avengers? They’re kinda lame let’s talk about a popular movie” “It’s the highest grossing movie of all time” “Oh holy shi-“

[@ojasvamaurya1188]

It isn't anymore.Avatar's back at top again

[@j.francisward1897]

@@ojasvamaurya1188 *dances with wolves in space

[@Batchall_Accepted]

"They did a remake of that weird Sean Connery movie?"

[@Dunger974]

Let’s talk about more popular marvel characters like the fantastic four

[@insaincaldo]

@@Dunger974 Oh yeah, they keep killing it. They just can't seem to get a franchise going with those, but someone sure keeps trying for some reason.

[@pradyumnah4201]

3:47 "La la la, la la la la." ... "Nice." That pause made the joke 10x better

[@DavidWoods255]

I keep coming back to the "you can break blocks, look inside the blocks, what's in the blocks" part. Holy shit

[@chaihill1837]

Ryan George explaining Minecraft to the 90's is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

[@Hunar1997]

Mobile C.apk

[@adamwebb8114]

Sad

[@chaihill1837]

@@adamwebb8114 ok, greatest thing I’ve seen today

[@Mysterios1989]

yay, the time traveller is back!

[@reveneoatlas3348]

Yay🔥🔥

[@SeaKnight_Rory]

100% my favourite sketch types!!!

[@Tank-es7yv]

YES

[@shinget]

or is he forward?

[@uraniumpotato6614]

"Get off my back about Minecraft" "ok let me get off that thing"

[@how2drawdinosaurs715]

“I imagine it would be pretty difficult to have fun in that game..” “Actually super easy, barely an inconvenience” “Oh really??”

[@romainsavioz5466]

Referencing what he does in another channel is thight

[@Shuizid]

"You can do that, but in Minecraft you don't have to if you don't want." "Amazing!"

[@burger_kinghorn]

Or producer could make a giant replica of screenwriter out of blocks of varying materials you dig up and then spend all day on screenwriter's back. In fact some Minecraft pro here on KZbin should make a huge Ryan carrying a Screen Rant logo on his back like the famous Atlas carrying the world on his shoulders.

[@jakem189]

"Someone literally built Hogwarts in it." "Wow wow wow wow ...wow"

[@Sindragozer]

If you rearrange the letters of Raycon, you get Ryan Co. I think that basically confirms the illuminati

[@christiangilligan9186]

It's basically digital Legos. You don't have to clean up when you're done and you never step on them in the middle of the night. Its awesome.

[@Conorsev]

Lego*

[@justanm9793]

@@Conorsev Legos*

[@ethandominic-13]

The best explanation so far.

[@Eternal_Sky_Tardis]

@@justanm9793 no, you're incorrect

[@WindsorMason]

@@justanm9793 *LEGO Bricks

[@odysseyca2910]

“Minecraft is a game about war against your friends” -Sun tzu “the declaration of independence”

[@Lunam_D._Roger]

"What ever you do, don't reveal all your techniques in a KZbin video, you fool, you imbecile!" - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.

[@musicingflowing]

"Hrmphhhhglorp(!)" -Bun Toot, 'The Fart of Gwar'

[@kingofsoy2413]

God dam it Dream Smp people everywhere. I'd be upset if it wasn't the third Fandom I joined and shares a wide overlapping audience with another Fandom I'm in Percy Jackson.

[@Lunam_D._Roger]

@@kingofsoy2413 Actually, the Sun Tzu memes are a technoblade channel reference, not the DreamSMP. And while, yes, Techno is in the DreamSMP, there are a fair few of his fans that don't watch the dreamSMP at all, and even then, just because a KZbinr is in a collab, doesn't mesn that all references to that specific KZbinr are references to the collab.

[@kingofsoy2413]

@@Lunam_D._Roger dude this is youtube. Who do you think I watch from there? Got to think the extra step my guy.

[@reverse3d584]

“I bet Minecraft is hard!” “Actually it was, Super easy barely an inconvenience!”

[@zad08]

If you want, It doesn’t have to be.

[@reverse3d584]

Zad08 “Whoopsie!”

[@steeljawX]

"You'd think, but even diamonds; the hardest natural substance known to mankind; can be broken after about 50000 uses as a hoe." "A what?!" . . . . Ryan, series idea. Video Game Pitch Meetings. If you want something SE,BI (Super Easy, Barely Inconvenience), you could start with Duke Nukem Forever, Anthem, and The Mass Effect series. You could pump out these things so fast right now and get so many views.

[@AdaManny555]

Thankyou for SOMEONE FINALLY ACKNOWLEDGING THIS!!!! I have been thinking this ever since 2009, when it came out and my friend was crazy about it for some random reason. I still don’t understand the point except the slight fascination of having familiar objects represented as squares...

[@Limrasson]

This comment is actually quite sad.

[@shoestringVA]

“Wow! So this Notch guy must be the most popular game dev out there” “Yeah he was... until suddenly wasn’t...”

[@simonwyzik8661]

(Laughs in Tobias Fox)

[@DanKaschel]

@@countbleck35 you brought the salt here, not some scary liberals

[@finch3766]

I-

[@MLBlue30]

@@countbleck35 You conservatives are the real snowflakes. Waaah the election was stolen! I'm afraid of trans people and liberals Waaah.

[@jnb756]

@@countbleck35 and for hurting the feelings of CONservatives for not having enough stupid conspiracy theories to base the life of the character on

[@vefuddled2042]

“Yeah, I don’t see what you’re not getting here.” Me, who has watched *way* more Minecraft content than I ever thought I could: God I know so much useless shit..

[@absolutelyabbyalexis4223]

This is what it’s like when I try to explain Minecraft or Animal Crossing to my mom!! 🤣

[@deathsheir2035]

My explanation for Minecraft when I had to describe it to my mom "Pretty much Legos but a video game."

[@absolutelyabbyalexis4223]

@@deathsheir2035 That’s a great description I’ll have to try that!! 😄

[@MeowMeowMan.]

When will 90's man learn how he dies? You can make him realize how he dies, then he will try to prevent it, and making an entire time travel movie (aka 15 or so minutes)

[@chaosoul-seanleeriggs369]

I have a theory it will end up being the reporter that actually kills the anchor. He'll send him on another "field report" and it'll be his last one because of all the times he got stuck in the future, he'll snap and go and do a murder on him. I feel that is why he never tells him how! Lmao

[@alexfons3667]

I never thought I would hear Ryan George talking about Minecraft in my lifespan, I think I can die peacefully now.

[@garanceadrosehn9691]

Well, Time-traveller guy mentioned that...

[@justyourlocalbernana1823]

"How about you tell us about the actually POPULAR games?" "Actually, it's the best selling game of all time."

[@Groteskfull]

"Holy sh--"

[@juocyjay5732]

and im happy it is

[@leroylowe5921]

Wow wow wow!

[@albond]

We all watched the video too.

[@justyourlocalbernana1823]

@AlAlbond r/wooosh

[@seantison3679]

I love that Minecraft is not something where you are required to do stuff, you only do it if you want to.

[@gastrodonenjoyer999]

And you do stuff to have done that stuff

[@michiganscythian2445]

Every 30yr old+ man that I’ve known who has watched kids play Minecraft, rants about how dumb and boring the game is … only to be totally obsessed with it a few days later

[@vebjrnoppedal7884]

You have 64 likes!

[@seantison3679]

@@vebjrnoppedal7884 Lol.

[@SeekerGoldstone]

That's what I hate about Minecraft. I lack the "want" and motivation to get diamond armor or find the ender dragon. I dig a hole and place a bed... now I can survive the night and as far as Im concerned, I beat the game.

[@galaxythedragonshifter]

"Its the bestselling video game of all time." "Oh holy shi-" THAT TOOK ME OUT 😭

[@sandwichclone479]

The first guy to ever get sponsored Also known as: adstronaut: origins ''Give me money so i can say something about you''

[@makaylal6096]

Please let this become a video

[@fora1924]

Adstronaut already has a origin story aka Major tom

[@ainekaye4629]

Is the time machine still broken? Because if so I feel so sorry for him.

[@ClokworkGremlin]

Would you really allow anyone who is currently alive in 2021 to travel back in time to the 1990s? There's a pandemic going on.

[@geethau4676]

@@ClokworkGremlin oh my god. Imagine if that actually happened. Taht would mean we would figure out the vaccine decades ago. 😀

[@rudrasingh6354]

@@ClokworkGremlin then the pandemic would travel across space and time. Truly, the final boss for humanity

[@rudrasingh6354]

@@ClokworkGremlin actually it could be the plot for a book A time travelling pandemic.

[@AliceTheSpider]

@@geethau4676 Also way more people would die, we would be behind on some crucial tech to be able to find it quicker technology boom would halt, smartphones and gaming PC would delayed decades and also probably half this comment section wouldnt have borned

[@py_a_thon]

"Minecraft, didn't hitler write that?" My life was incomplete without that stupid clever joke, and the follow up jokes.

[@unicornhuntercg]

Yeah dude game's been around for a decade and I can't believe someone hasn't made that joke yet lmao.

[@romainsavioz5466]

No Minecraft

[@executeorder6613]

@@unicornhuntercg Plenty of people have already made that joke

[@horseoperamarker]

@@executeorder6613 yeah

[@SupportMensMentalHealth]

Ryan is bloody brilliant

[@iggy9790]

That perfectly sums up trying to make Minecraft sound interesting to someone. I hated it until my sister got me to play it. It's something you need to actually play to understand and you'll either love it or hate it... but probably love it.

[@SolracNexus]

"there's also a game called fortnite" "What's that game about?" "It's about kids draining the financial status of their parents"

[@jacobee1876]

Also it's about kids dancing on dead body's

[@michaeljohnson-el9hp]

It's also about encouraged violence at other players that are 7 years old

[@michaeljohnson-el9hp]

@Pizza Man probably because the creators thought it would last that long at most

[@michaeljohnson-el9hp]

@Pizza Man 😆 I would not be surprised if that happens regularly

[@jacobee1876]

@@michaeljohnson-el9hp really you are one of those people who say video games poison kids brains and makes them violent.

[@ampa-3612]

He could've explained it in a single sentence: "You can do anything."

[@toddc3988]

...or nothing....

[@KerbalFacile]

...except marry Lydia.

[@grey8288]

"What can you do?" "Yes. And if you can't do it, go online and someone can help you download a thing to do it."

[@TETRISHUMANREBIRTH]

@@KerbalFacile u can marry a cow with the name tag. Problem solved. No need to thank me

[@SupportMensMentalHealth]

@@toddc3988 you beat me!

[@ToxicWaffle183]

“You can do stuff if you want” That sums it up pretty wrll

[@clintonalver2715]

"It's a thing that let's you do stuff." It's total freedom.

[@kratal122]

“It’s video game Legos.” There, I summed up MineCraft for you.

[@zaminahmed297]

I guess but You can't have a complete set of building that are part of a franchise

[@the-engneer]

This is how I describe it

[@htsbrickreviews]

NOOO THEY ARE NOT “LEGOS” THEY ARE LEGO THERE IS CLEARLY A BIG DIFFERENCE

[@Forsakianity]

If a single person says thATs RoBloX no it isn't go home

[@royal3rabeats637]

I read this in Peters voice

[@liveactionlink8736]

"I feel like I'm losing my mind. I don't know what this game is." No worries, 90s Ryan. I'm from the year 2021 and feel like I'm losing my mind due to the game and just barely understand what it is

[@erin8050]

I dare you to try understanding the Dream SMP from its start to current day.

[@speedy01247]

I don't get it and I recently spent 10 hours trading with villagers in a superflat world. (Wait your talking about the year as a whole. Same)

[@pewnit]

@@erin8050 so it starts with illegal drug dealing and ends with a political revolution gone wrong

[@anynonymous1585]

"Its the best selling game of all time." "Oh holy sh-"

[@TycipreyllThirhe]

Oh. Holy shit! You watched the video too!

[@dynaxfan]

Wow! You repeated the video and got 194 likes! Congratulations!

[@anynonymous1585]

Thank you, good sir! I am not illiterate, which I proved by restating a sentence!

[@doblove]

This has so many funny jokes and lines coming one after another so fast, it is just like The Simpsons in their good times lol

[@DemiGod_115]

'I thought nazis were back for a second' 'well...'

[@aalamahmad25]

Uff

[@wulthawhitastand7113]

F

[@johnree6106]

Well at least Democrats are seeing them everywhere even as the old Amazon app icon.

[@FryskeRocker]

"Nazi's are tight" Tight in a coffin underground they are

[@MrGrey1254]

WHAT

[@sofiadragon6520]

"Why would you do that?" "To have done it!" This... this is the entire game, really. This is a lot of games. Many, many games are covered by this.

[@rudrasingh6354]

I'd say life is covered by it. Humans do stuff just because we can We go to the moon, explore the earth and make stuff We don't really need to do all of that to survive, yet we do

[@GreenDayFan27]

The Time Traveler guy is on Backflip street!

[@fork3810]

I bet it's right next to SnaptheBadGuysNeck Lane and SavetheDay Avenue

[@thegodofkrabbypattys5358]

@@fork3810 and save the day street is the next town over

[@jmrs_]

*Backflip

[@GreenDayFan27]

@@jmrs_ Thx! My bad ahah

[@Rasz_Milli]

Streets that are inexplicably named after things I say in other popular videos is tight!

[@Stevenco9124]

I usually skip ad promos but I'm starting to like this funny adstronaut. 😄