A "Balanced" TF2 Weapon Generator

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Great Blue

Great Blue

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Пікірлер: 1 100
@sdipl3531
@sdipl3531 4 жыл бұрын
Pros: +40 max health Cons -50 max health fuck yea
@unregisteredhypercam2774
@unregisteredhypercam2774 4 жыл бұрын
10- helth
@aaronking2020
@aaronking2020 4 жыл бұрын
@@archive-ps6kl you don't know math, clearly.
@djrei-y4645
@djrei-y4645 4 жыл бұрын
@@aaronking2020 -10 could actually be infinite health. Idk how tf2 works but if your health reaches 0, you die, but if your health is negative, your health will always be negative no matter how much damage you take, so you will never die as your health never hit 0.
@NotfunnyIsAlive
@NotfunnyIsAlive 4 жыл бұрын
@@djrei-y4645 -10 health means 10 point less of health, not negative health
@samdaman2939
@samdaman2939 4 жыл бұрын
you stole mine and i love that
@nobodyimportant6582
@nobodyimportant6582 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine making a server where everyone has stock weapons that have this random stat generation for them.
@jcdenton2187
@jcdenton2187 4 жыл бұрын
This needs to be a thing
@GrizonII
@GrizonII 4 жыл бұрын
TF2Classic has a randomizer mode which includes the option to have randomized item attributes, it kinda plays like one would expect this to be.
@Atlas-yh6vg
@Atlas-yh6vg 4 жыл бұрын
We need this.
@xavis7617
@xavis7617 4 жыл бұрын
This would be the definition of chaos, and I'm all for it.
@screm1471
@screm1471 4 жыл бұрын
You either can’t do shit or will become the god of all realities
@a.person1805
@a.person1805 4 жыл бұрын
1:17 If the knockback is applied to you, this would be an amazing weapon. Charge into a group of enemies, slice a head off, then get sent flying backwards, strafing around a corner backwards to get away. Kind of like the caber knockback but cooler.
@bsheepdestroyermakesstuff7222
@bsheepdestroyermakesstuff7222 4 жыл бұрын
That's what I was thinking
@gabeyab
@gabeyab 4 жыл бұрын
maybe the deployed shit is during the charge
@rezfult5291
@rezfult5291 4 жыл бұрын
Go ahead Play Upward or Degrootkeep
@moist_scrungus
@moist_scrungus 4 жыл бұрын
But it would only cause knockback you if you got the shield bash kill
@mochalta2862
@mochalta2862 4 жыл бұрын
So like a spring or an airbag
@PingRuim
@PingRuim 4 жыл бұрын
Pros: +become an literal god Cons: -no random crits
@QuartzOfficial
@QuartzOfficial 4 жыл бұрын
how dare thee
@SniperOnSunday
@SniperOnSunday 4 жыл бұрын
That's the most useless weapon ever
@FireBlaze-kk1ls
@FireBlaze-kk1ls 4 жыл бұрын
You’re not a god then You become a false one
@davitdavid7165
@davitdavid7165 4 жыл бұрын
-grammar
@bredbug5891
@bredbug5891 4 жыл бұрын
Pros: +25% fall damage resistance while deployed Cons: -existing kills you
@tonyf3431
@tonyf3431 4 жыл бұрын
I agree that the first shield's knockback doesn't actually do anything, but I can practically guarantee that the shield would develop a cult of devoted memers who love it specifically for that property.
@shalax7881
@shalax7881 4 жыл бұрын
Demoknight tf2
@deirasjankauskas3381
@deirasjankauskas3381 3 жыл бұрын
Caberknight tf2
@theonlyenicfanever5346
@theonlyenicfanever5346 3 жыл бұрын
I imagine the kill just causes their rag doll to go absolutely flying
@tanleejan873
@tanleejan873 3 жыл бұрын
I just imagine it knocks you back after kill but if its the rag doll then it would be absolutely amazing
@TheRatLiker
@TheRatLiker 3 жыл бұрын
Dead ringer spies: AAAAHHHHH
@badzombies2003
@badzombies2003 4 жыл бұрын
I found a wrench that gives 4 hp regeneration at the cost of 90% of the engineer's movement speed. Edit: After a bit of thinking, I'm giving this wrench the name "Slow n' Steady".
@Frog-ux5qu
@Frog-ux5qu 4 жыл бұрын
Is that movement speed whilst the wrench is deployed, or at all times?
@badzombies2003
@badzombies2003 4 жыл бұрын
@@Frog-ux5qu All the time, it didn't say 'while active' in front of it.
@Astraaaaaaaaaaa
@Astraaaaaaaaaaa 4 жыл бұрын
The perfect turtle wrench
@tico9951
@tico9951 4 жыл бұрын
The turtle engie
@czha8329
@czha8329 4 жыл бұрын
This is for the turtle engi, you just switch from one wrench to another after making your settup
@masterofdisguise6874
@masterofdisguise6874 4 жыл бұрын
I just got: „guaranteed mini grits on players marked for death“.... how useful
@he3004
@he3004 4 жыл бұрын
I got a sniper smg that douses enemy in mad milk if you hit them But does only 25% damage And environmental threats do +70% damage to you (I guess drowning counts as environmental? )
@danielcastillo591
@danielcastillo591 4 жыл бұрын
@@he3004 You get a nasty sun burn the second you go outside It doesn't do anything game play wise, but you grunt when you make weird movements and facial expressions
@kalimatronix
@kalimatronix 4 жыл бұрын
I got "Guaranteed mini-crit damage on Jarated players" in cost of -95% clip size for Soldier's rocket launcher.
@SniperOnSunday
@SniperOnSunday 4 жыл бұрын
@@kalimatronix -95% from 4 rounds down to 0 rockets.
@Xeraghusta
@Xeraghusta 4 жыл бұрын
@@he3004 apart from drowning and maybe fall damage all environmental damage just instantly kills you.
@godknightomega
@godknightomega 4 жыл бұрын
Valve: Ah crap they found our tool for buffing weapons! Now we just have to hope they don't find the ones we use to nerf or retool them...
@sinkopeso1707
@sinkopeso1707 4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: it’s the same tool
@axethannanth
@axethannanth 4 жыл бұрын
e
@beywheelzhater8930
@beywheelzhater8930 4 жыл бұрын
The nerf is just an axe they hit the weapon with a couple of times and call it a day
@cheesepop7175
@cheesepop7175 2 жыл бұрын
996th like
@forestman1000
@forestman1000 Жыл бұрын
1000th like
@totallynotarobot9622
@totallynotarobot9622 4 жыл бұрын
This website is basically New heavy mini gun Pros: 5% faster movement speed +40 max health Crits bleeding players +3 health regen Mini Crits players coated in jarate +1% melee resistance while in air Cons: your soul No Random Crits -50 max health +75% explosive damage vulnerability +500% market gardener vulnerability (new custom stat) -100% damage penalty Edit:I’ll add any bad stats to this if you give me one Edit 2:if you are going say a bad stat try going for one that someone else didn’t pick
@xxfortnitegamerxx8536
@xxfortnitegamerxx8536 4 жыл бұрын
unbalanced, remove random crits
@totallynotarobot9622
@totallynotarobot9622 4 жыл бұрын
Ah shit I’m sorry I forgot to add that thank you for telling me
@xxfortnitegamerxx8536
@xxfortnitegamerxx8536 4 жыл бұрын
@@totallynotarobot9622 no problem, we gotta make all weapons in tf2 more balanced and fun
@BichaelStevens
@BichaelStevens 4 жыл бұрын
@@xxfortnitegamerxx8536 update: crits removed, too confusing for new players
@BlazingMagpie
@BlazingMagpie 4 жыл бұрын
Also, +40 max health, -50 max health
@MooseGuy
@MooseGuy 4 жыл бұрын
There’s probably at least a few weapons in the workshop based on something from that site
@36jbf-as031lb
@36jbf-as031lb 4 жыл бұрын
And posdibility, that some of them are actually creative and good
@Gon-hx4df
@Gon-hx4df 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like these generators can be good to come up with ideas, as long as you just use the results as a base (so tweak the numbers and such) Then again, I really like the weapons that actually do some unique stuff a lot more
@CongaYT
@CongaYT 4 жыл бұрын
"nobody really uses the huntsman ever" My porcupine corpse as pyro would disagree
@S3w3rSh4rk0
@S3w3rSh4rk0 4 жыл бұрын
Why did you make me suffer from all of that
@thatcooldudeisawesome876
@thatcooldudeisawesome876 4 жыл бұрын
Just learn to airblast you noob !
@unowncommenter9581
@unowncommenter9581 4 жыл бұрын
Sniper from degrootkeep would like to know your location
@DanielFerreira-ez8qd
@DanielFerreira-ez8qd 4 жыл бұрын
@@thatcooldudeisawesome876 airblasting arrows is hell
@jaimeantonioolaguezchirino5805
@jaimeantonioolaguezchirino5805 4 жыл бұрын
@@DanielFerreira-ez8qd Airblasting projectiles in general is hell, people say the airblast hitbox is huge but they dont tell you how that hitbox is flat like a windshield.
@vitovito2149
@vitovito2149 4 жыл бұрын
A new grenade launcher for the Demoman: Pros: -45 max health
@Cynidecia
@Cynidecia 4 жыл бұрын
A new kukri for the Sniper: On hit: Marks for death enemy +95% weapon switch on wearer Guaranteed critical hits on players marked for death Cons: +65% fire damage vulndurability while deployed
@neuratlas
@neuratlas 4 жыл бұрын
I just got “A new Minigun for the Heavy Weapons guy: Pros: Crits on equip Cons: All damage is critical hits
@neuratlas
@neuratlas 4 жыл бұрын
@FilippoAndMind It is a pretty interesting concept, not sure what the weapon design would be though. Maybe a space weapon, like the Phlog, or the Cow Mangler 9000.
@Leah-Heala
@Leah-Heala 4 жыл бұрын
it has literally no downside, if you take fire damage swap to the danger shield and deploy your sniper rifle, not only will you negate the downside completely because it's con is when it's *deployed* and not all the time, but the danger shield increases defense against fire. On top of that, it's only downside is for one class only, banking on them getting close to the class with the most range, or counting on a pyro with a flare gun hitting you while you have your melee out for some reason... Yeah it's not a good weapon design as it already infringes on the jarate bush combo which as infuriating as it is. it's more balanced due to the need to equip jarate over a secondary, being exclusively melee at close range, and being a downgrade in normal fights. The minicrits don't help the team unlike scout and his fan of war which has a big downside for that type of weapon because he has the speed and agility to land those melees. So this sniper weapon is not only better then stock, it's better then the bush combo which has the exact same gimmick as this weapon except worse because you trade so much for the ability to maybe ond shot light classes with melee. Ah wrong.guy I quoted, fuck
@TheHackerMan644
@TheHackerMan644 4 жыл бұрын
@@neuratlas and then everyone clapped
@stefan-x9g
@stefan-x9g 4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist : *Valve used this to create the weapons in TF2*
@colesterollum8310
@colesterollum8310 4 жыл бұрын
No, Valve used this to *BALANCE* tf2 weapons
@felixargyle3194
@felixargyle3194 4 жыл бұрын
That’s what they did for the pyro melees at the least
@SniperOnSunday
@SniperOnSunday 4 жыл бұрын
@@felixargyle3194 Then there's the Phlog. My God, the phlog.
@joeshmoe735
@joeshmoe735 4 жыл бұрын
No just the dragons fury Fast fire Basically crit damage
@niuskay2nd590
@niuskay2nd590 4 жыл бұрын
Scorch Shot
@jimmykemmis9648
@jimmykemmis9648 4 жыл бұрын
A new sword for Demoman Pros: Guaranteed crits on headshot *_About that..._*
@GabrielAidley
@GabrielAidley 4 жыл бұрын
They forgot to mention that this is a unique sword you can throw at opponents
@Glue_Eater06
@Glue_Eater06 4 жыл бұрын
@@GabrielAidley and it's equiped in the secondary slot to be thrown plus when you also have it in the melee slot you dual-weild the swords for max epicness, no random crits
@AnOriginalBreakfast
@AnOriginalBreakfast 4 жыл бұрын
That would be useless for sniper too cause he gets crits on headshot no matter what
@thickskulls
@thickskulls 3 жыл бұрын
Actually, headshots aren't guaranteed crits. They usually are, and I know I'm ruining the joke, but there are effects that make headshots, well, not crits.
@ThefifthBishopofGord
@ThefifthBishopofGord 2 жыл бұрын
Yes finally you can actually aim for the head to properly chop it off
@wholefttheydogatcentralpoint
@wholefttheydogatcentralpoint 4 жыл бұрын
9:56 Ok. So, combine this with the booties, and you're sitting at 240 health. However... Bring in the eyelander, taking you down to 215, bit at max, getting you to 275, and you're basically a speedy, regenerating, crit charging melee heavy. Unbalanced, but yes please.
@youtubealt243
@youtubealt243 4 жыл бұрын
It’s all fun and games until a soldier and/or pyro clap you without your resistances
@tugazu
@tugazu 4 жыл бұрын
No resintances!
@jackmack4181
@jackmack4181 4 жыл бұрын
@@tugazu NO CAPES
@Tyranitar.
@Tyranitar. 4 жыл бұрын
@@Mreoewwmrow breaks on x kills crits on headshot x less healing from x sources x degrees projectile deviation x more firing speed switch from and switch to stats if this is a joke...
@Rocotolaji
@Rocotolaji 4 жыл бұрын
Make the dream happen
@trivynium
@trivynium 4 жыл бұрын
Demo pipe laucher Pros: On hit an enemy, kill all enemies 90% resistance from all source Cons: You cant see shit
@bruschetta7711
@bruschetta7711 4 жыл бұрын
Dang, i kinda wish i was blind then
@SSBBPOKEFAN
@SSBBPOKEFAN 4 жыл бұрын
I call it the "Blind Fire"!
@Frog-ux5qu
@Frog-ux5qu 4 жыл бұрын
You forgot no random critical hits, too unbalanced
@razor9768
@razor9768 4 жыл бұрын
That’s like playing as earlier update of Cave Johnson in a FF2 map where the grenade (explosive lemon) launcher barrel covers your entire view.
@peika8324
@peika8324 4 жыл бұрын
With my skill of pipe that won’t be any different, so I say it’s a upgrade
@jgmr645
@jgmr645 4 жыл бұрын
on wearer: if the weapon is equipped while deployed: if you`re using it
@videakias3000
@videakias3000 4 жыл бұрын
here is an idea for a new scattergun for scout: pros: -no fall damage +5 max health +50% damage against sentries cons: -50 max health -50% less speed -3 max health -2 max health
@midnightdonutshop
@midnightdonutshop 4 жыл бұрын
The scout would have 75 of health wtf
@videakias3000
@videakias3000 4 жыл бұрын
@@midnightdonutshop helth.
@wiselychosenname2867
@wiselychosenname2867 4 жыл бұрын
Equips the sandman to insert dominance
@devinmcsorley
@devinmcsorley 4 жыл бұрын
The "on kill: inflicts knockback" is just there for funny ragdolls
@yournamehere8123
@yournamehere8123 4 жыл бұрын
I'd say that, "-100% spin-up speed is way worse than the brass beast", is a slight understatement. You'd literally never get spun up.
@yournamehere8123
@yournamehere8123 4 жыл бұрын
@Rtu Barmen Ah thx for the info. But shouldn't it be -50% Spin-up speed then?
@serenitytwinkle5105
@serenitytwinkle5105 4 жыл бұрын
@@yournamehere8123 i think it is calculated like this: If the standart Spin Up tine would be 3 seconds and another minigun has -50% Spin up speed it would take 4.5 seconds to spin up
@yournamehere8123
@yournamehere8123 4 жыл бұрын
@@serenitytwinkle5105 Yes yes, i get how it's calculated. But i was thinking about the way it is displayed could be wrong. Double the time to spin-up means half the speed. So +100% Spin-up-Time means -50% Spin-up-Speed. That's why I was wondering about -100% Spin-up-Speed, because that would set the Spin-up-time to infinite.
@LordVader1094
@LordVader1094 4 жыл бұрын
@@yournamehere8123 You say you know how it's calculated yet continue trying to figure out why it's calculated and displayed that way lol
@yournamehere8123
@yournamehere8123 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheDream64 Yes, that's why I said -50% Speed or +100% Time required. -100% of 3 is 0, so your spin-up-speed would be at 0 or your spin-up time at infinity.
@Steamer2001
@Steamer2001 4 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to make a server where every day like 9 new weapons are generated and just put into the game replacing existing weapon stats and the 9 weapons are cycled daily.
@kellymountain
@kellymountain 4 жыл бұрын
it would be named something like random.tf
@CharaTR
@CharaTR 7 ай бұрын
So what happens if everyone uses weapons to kill everyone on the server?
@F_I_J_I_W_A_T_E_R
@F_I_J_I_W_A_T_E_R 4 жыл бұрын
Can we discuss that "backstab" at 1:34 ? My god
@Szpieg2000
@Szpieg2000 4 жыл бұрын
It looks like the backstab glitch when you are invisible
@tezcanaslan2877
@tezcanaslan2877 4 жыл бұрын
Thats a regular stab that killed heavy because he didnt had that much hp
@F_I_J_I_W_A_T_E_R
@F_I_J_I_W_A_T_E_R 4 жыл бұрын
@@tezcanaslan2877Check the kill feed, it's a backstab
@Szpieg2000
@Szpieg2000 4 жыл бұрын
@@tezcanaslan2877 no it isn't 1.animation 2.kill feed Both say it was a back stab
@justinyreallife5688
@justinyreallife5688 4 жыл бұрын
@@tezcanaslan2877 his health was full the kill feed was the backstab and the animation
@cutx1
@cutx1 4 жыл бұрын
3:33 so basically the heavy could sit and defend, like an unkillable sentry gun but has to get kills to be unkillable.
@jetstreamsam9580
@jetstreamsam9580 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The creator of this, Ortiel, is the creator of Cookie Clicker!
@zeruela06
@zeruela06 4 жыл бұрын
it says by deathwood at the top though?
@abalyon7043
@abalyon7043 4 жыл бұрын
@@zeruela06 yea
@laurasullivan77
@laurasullivan77 4 жыл бұрын
Ortiel makes random gen from which this was created
@samdaman2939
@samdaman2939 4 жыл бұрын
A new rocket launcher for the Soldier: Pros: +10 max health Cons: -50 max health wow
@D-S-G.
@D-S-G. 4 жыл бұрын
mmm
@samdaman2939
@samdaman2939 4 жыл бұрын
@@emcdermott3602 lol
@samdaman2939
@samdaman2939 4 жыл бұрын
@@emcdermott3602 A new flare gun for the Pyro: Pros: On hit: Ignites enemy Cons: +10% fall damage vulndurability on wearer -20% damage to buildings while deployed -25 max health
@RayanfhoulaBR
@RayanfhoulaBR 4 жыл бұрын
confused stonks
@godknightomega
@godknightomega 4 жыл бұрын
@@samdaman2939 Can do you one better. A new flare gun for Pyro: Pros: On hit: ignites enemies +10 max health Cons: Afterburn damage this weapon deals -95% Afterburn duration reduced by 50% -35 maximum health
@purplehaze2358
@purplehaze2358 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t worry about it, “vulnerability” is the proper spelling.
@certifiedgigachad8419
@certifiedgigachad8419 3 жыл бұрын
Wrong
@Rodrigo-kq3js
@Rodrigo-kq3js 3 жыл бұрын
@@certifiedgigachad8419 yeah, the proper spelling is vuldnendurabinyndiability
@Gon-hx4df
@Gon-hx4df 3 жыл бұрын
@@certifiedgigachad8419 Who's gonna tell 'em
@Dabs_All_Ovar
@Dabs_All_Ovar 4 жыл бұрын
pros: enemies die on sighting unusuals are transferred to you on hit: instantly win the game cons: *-30 max health*
@tf2brony731
@tf2brony731 4 жыл бұрын
"Perfectly balanced, as all things should be."
@joevincent1987
@joevincent1987 4 жыл бұрын
no random crit
@boxylemons7961
@boxylemons7961 4 жыл бұрын
you forgot the +40 max health
@Pinpap_
@Pinpap_ 4 жыл бұрын
New bat for scout: Whacket: Pros: -on swing: reflect projectile Cons: - +explosion damage vulnerability - slower swing speed
@lostriv09
@lostriv09 2 жыл бұрын
so airblast but if you fail you die
@jayjaygolden5123
@jayjaygolden5123 4 жыл бұрын
on kill: Inflicts knockback so...it sends enemy corpses FLYING?
@danielshrekoderbanner
@danielshrekoderbanner 4 жыл бұрын
I think it sends you back which would be really cool tbh
@jayjaygolden5123
@jayjaygolden5123 4 жыл бұрын
@@danielshrekoderbanner thats a cool very demo idea- i imagine a demo charge shield with an explosive on it, and when he collides it explodes, dealing big AoE damage and knocking the demoman back for a small bit of self damage. Not a lot though, because unlike the caber, the explosion is totaly being blocked by a small shield.
@abalyon7043
@abalyon7043 4 жыл бұрын
Generator in a nutshell: Pros; Regenerate health More max health Cons: Some vulndurability shit Less max health
@bruschetta7711
@bruschetta7711 4 жыл бұрын
I am still laughing At that vulndurabilility
@LordVader1094
@LordVader1094 4 жыл бұрын
@Rtu Barmen vulndurability*
@tuxedo1557
@tuxedo1557 4 жыл бұрын
help im in a nutshell
@nojustno4209
@nojustno4209 4 жыл бұрын
This is what Karma Charger uses
@nojustno4209
@nojustno4209 4 жыл бұрын
11:05 Me who just got the fortified compound from a weapon drop: *are you sure about that*
@samdaman2939
@samdaman2939 4 жыл бұрын
Press X for same
@tonyf3431
@tonyf3431 4 жыл бұрын
also it'd probably apply to the Crusader's Crossbow as well
@dr_doritotf2305
@dr_doritotf2305 4 жыл бұрын
yeah so i did the math on the saw and it does 130 fucking damage, considering that random crits do 3x as much, this thing does 390 damage, that's more than a crit pill. imagine kritzing this. you can kill everything except an overhealed heavy.
@weebcraft6829
@weebcraft6829 4 жыл бұрын
@@dr_doritotf2305 Move over Demoknight. The Medicknight is here
@mr365truck
@mr365truck 4 жыл бұрын
10:25 imagine that reload speed on the stickybomb launcher
@36jbf-as031lb
@36jbf-as031lb 4 жыл бұрын
Me and the bois waiting entire life to see number go up to 8:
@FSRiko
@FSRiko 4 жыл бұрын
the second item, the shield, is good as hell for medieval mode bro
@wholefttheydogatcentralpoint
@wholefttheydogatcentralpoint 4 жыл бұрын
4:17 This sniperrifle's single downside could be negated by the danger shield. Not to mention, if you wore the cozy camper, you'd regenerate a constant 5-7 health per second. Or, you could pair it with the jarate or carbine for minicrit madness. Neat... But probably unbalanced.
@TheNothingYT
@TheNothingYT 4 жыл бұрын
pair that sniper rifle with the bushwacka and holy shit.
@icyan393
@icyan393 Жыл бұрын
This rifle paired with danger shield + bushwhacka would be crazy, negating that single downside AND getting guaranteed crits with bushwhacka
@whitefang1657
@whitefang1657 4 жыл бұрын
A new scattergun for the Scout: Pros: On kill: Inflicts knockback +100% fire damage resistance while deployed +5 max health Guaranteed critical hits on Jarated players Cons: -20% accurracy on wearer -35 max health
@somuchtocook9159
@somuchtocook9159 4 жыл бұрын
Piss on pyro
@ToyFreddyGaming1987
@ToyFreddyGaming1987 3 жыл бұрын
God that sucks
@jkljosh7392
@jkljosh7392 4 жыл бұрын
12:37 A sniper rifle you can shoot mutiple times without having to reload actually sounds kinda good...
@Xeraghusta
@Xeraghusta 4 жыл бұрын
You say that until your entire team gets head shot by a decent sniper in like 3 seconds
@TheDoomsdayzoner
@TheDoomsdayzoner 4 жыл бұрын
You got it slightly wrong: when it comes to shields, probably the whole "damage to buildings/guaranteed crits" are not from the shield bash, but the passive stat modifiers instead. Meaning that one shield would turn your Demo into a bulldozer against Engie, with either Grenades or melee, and the other one would make your melee and primary crit against overhealed players, which is kinda cool, ngl.
@Astroblossom45
@Astroblossom45 4 жыл бұрын
This thing really likes health bars.
@cantthinkofausername1716
@cantthinkofausername1716 3 жыл бұрын
/hates
@dededeletethis9940
@dededeletethis9940 4 жыл бұрын
Pros: all of them Cons: no random crits
@JOHNCENA-ji3rm
@JOHNCENA-ji3rm 3 жыл бұрын
Add more pros.
@MrCubFan415
@MrCubFan415 4 жыл бұрын
2:59 “So does this weapon increase your max health?” “Well yes, but actually no.”
@TinyDeskEngineer
@TinyDeskEngineer 4 жыл бұрын
There should be a joke version that generates really ridiculously overpowered weapon stats and then makes the only downside "no random crits"
@zacsolo1594
@zacsolo1594 4 жыл бұрын
8:18 This looks like a MvM weapon, crit resistance and more hp? Sign me up to kill crit soldiers
@robob4465
@robob4465 4 жыл бұрын
5:50 "The Compact Crusader" +50% switch speed on melee kill: primary weapon gains mini crits longer melee range -15 max health -40% primary weapon reserve ammo -no random critical hits looks like one of these dagger props that fold to imitate stabbing
@moist_scrungus
@moist_scrungus 4 жыл бұрын
Btw, the Crusader's Crossbow counts as arrow damage too
@Gon-hx4df
@Gon-hx4df 3 жыл бұрын
It doesn't shoot arrows tho. It used to, thus the "no critical hit on headshot" stat they never removed, but it was changed to shoot seringes
@kimgkomg
@kimgkomg 4 жыл бұрын
7:15 it's +30% bleed damage "vulndurability," so you lose 30% less durability from bleeding while ubercharaged.
@trbz_8745
@trbz_8745 4 жыл бұрын
Balanced version of 10:06 grenade launcher: Wearer never takes fall damage -15 max health on wearer It's the stickyjumper's pill launcher. Personally I love playing stickyjumper demo to harass enemies in their backline so I would use this a lot.
@The_WhitePencil
@The_WhitePencil 4 жыл бұрын
10:23 I like the implication here because even the one upside (fall damage resistance) is made mute by the lessened max health, meaning you would probably die from most falls anyway.
@Tactalin
@Tactalin 4 жыл бұрын
There needs to be some kind of community server that randomly changes weapon stats like this every time you respawn.
@DerpySnake
@DerpySnake 4 жыл бұрын
For anyone who doesn't know: Plus/Minus healing on wearer usually means from medics mediguns. Not sure if it also means medpacks or not.
@JouvaMoufette
@JouvaMoufette 4 жыл бұрын
I believe weapon switch speed while deployed basically means if you're switching away from that weapon, you can do so faster.
@trbz_8745
@trbz_8745 4 жыл бұрын
Balanced version of 7:34 Bat: While Active: Wearer cannot be crit On hit: +15 health -15% movement speed +100% melee damage vulnerability It's like a weird Fists of Steel thing. Run up and bat people in the face, and hope you kill them before they react and melee you back. This would be a hilarious meme weapon. Scout-knight, anyone?
@bernabus
@bernabus 4 жыл бұрын
Pros: God Cons: +85% bullet damage vunerability on wearer
@doggone12ify
@doggone12ify 4 жыл бұрын
12:10 no, that DOES do something, basically, implying that you got a kill with every shot, you would increase your ammo by, let's say for instance, 20. If you start with 20, then get 20 kills, you would get 40 shots when you refill. Since the ammo count doubles as the clip size for sniper, you would basically be able to create a bottomless sniper rifle, meaning you could be on the field longer.
@landoh8040
@landoh8040 4 жыл бұрын
Did anyone notice that the generator said "vulndurability" rather than vulnerability
@trbz_8745
@trbz_8745 4 жыл бұрын
Balanced version of 7:00 Minigun: Wearer takes no fall damage +150% jump height on wearer -15% firing speed idfk lol, maybe a flanking Minigun or something? You could do the jump-rev trick really well around corners
@Majima_Nowhere
@Majima_Nowhere 4 жыл бұрын
That scout bat is basically made to stop 124hp scunts from stealing your 30hp burning self's health packs.
@trbz_8745
@trbz_8745 4 жыл бұрын
Balanced version of 13:03 flaregun: On Hit: Deal mini-crits for 8 seconds with all weapons -25 max health -65% secondary ammo on wearer It has 6 shots, if you land a shot you get mini-crits, but you only have 150 health. Glass cannon Pyro basically.
@phoenixjones2569
@phoenixjones2569 4 жыл бұрын
11:03 Me, a huntsman sniper: *Jojo music starts* 14:59 Me: Dead
@bruhmoment5465
@bruhmoment5465 4 жыл бұрын
The shield at 12:58 makes demoknight competitively viable Everyone is overhealed in the pocket + guaranteed crits, and uhhhh, say goodbye to your scouts and demo lmao
@V-emm
@V-emm 4 жыл бұрын
A new stickybomb launcher for the Demoman: Pros: Guaranteed critical hits on headshots Cons: -50 max health What?
@Szpieg2000
@Szpieg2000 4 жыл бұрын
*critical hits on headshots* First of all sticky bomb launcher can't headshot Second of all You always get crits on heads shot at least for sniper *sorry M8 im confused as well*
@davetheanimerock5948
@davetheanimerock5948 4 жыл бұрын
Just blast their face and Boom, crits that literally instakill
@DouglasDaWolf
@DouglasDaWolf 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe it'd be a tool to reward airburst stickyspammers, but only if it ONLY hits head hitboxes
@Szpieg2000
@Szpieg2000 4 жыл бұрын
@@DouglasDaWolf but sticky bombs don't explode on impact and they Also jump off enemies So it whould be a direct downgrade
@DouglasDaWolf
@DouglasDaWolf 4 жыл бұрын
@@Szpieg2000 I mean if the demoman manually detonated the sticky in the air above an enemy’s head, it’d crit them
@Bluedog3000
@Bluedog3000 3 жыл бұрын
A new shotgun for the Heavy Weapons Guy: Pros: Regenerate 5 health points per second +35% bonus healing while deployed +30 max health On hit: +6 health points Cons: -100% jump height on wearer +10% explosive damage vulnerability while deployed the "sandvich" shotgun
@drunknpyroo5-279
@drunknpyroo5-279 4 жыл бұрын
“Balanced” Random Crits
@Xghtif
@Xghtif Жыл бұрын
A new kukri for the Sniper: On hit: Douses enemy in Mad Milk Regenerate 4 health points per second +85% bullet damage resistance while deployed +40 max health Cons: +60% bleed damage vulndurability on wearer -100% jump height while deployed What
@donaldbrownrigg8150
@donaldbrownrigg8150 4 жыл бұрын
11:55 sniper rifle could have a clip as one of the things about that weapon, its a sniper that has a magazine
@cheddartaco
@cheddartaco 4 жыл бұрын
8:28 the crit resistance means you take no crit damage, just regular damage, since crits deal 3x damage and you take only a third of it
@zealousdoggo
@zealousdoggo 4 жыл бұрын
I found a sword for demoman Pros: Immune to bullets Critical hits on disguised players Cons: One shot by environmental damage No random critz
@thememelords9491
@thememelords9491 3 жыл бұрын
New scout pistol: Pros: Insta kills anyone with the direct hit equipped cons: Cannot damage anyone who doesnt have the direct hit equipped -13 health 69% more damage from arrows
@The5lacker
@The5lacker 4 жыл бұрын
"This is not a balanced weapon generator." Slander. Heresy. Absolute madness.
@dean_l33
@dean_l33 4 жыл бұрын
Order the exterminatus
@emeraldkat7344
@emeraldkat7344 4 жыл бұрын
That one bone saw with double damage would be insane in medieval
@LightCrib2
@LightCrib2 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine Randomizer but the weapon's stats are randomized
@TheBeast9417YT
@TheBeast9417YT 4 жыл бұрын
oh no
@ultimazilla9814
@ultimazilla9814 10 ай бұрын
3:15 notice how it says -100% spin-up speed, meaning there is no spin up speed, it’s instant
@4ndr00med4
@4ndr00med4 7 ай бұрын
that would be so if it said "spin-up time". imagine the minigun's spin-up as a progress bar that fills up with a certain speed (spin-up speed). -100% spin-up speed means that the progress bar is not getting filled. you can't fire the weapon.
@friedchickenUSA
@friedchickenUSA 4 жыл бұрын
"VULNDURABILITY"
@MarlowPreston
@MarlowPreston 4 жыл бұрын
9:02 Rip those Heavy gloves that were generated for a second.
@btf_flotsam478
@btf_flotsam478 4 жыл бұрын
+20 max health (it's something) for a lower jump height while deployed (like that would make a difference) and 40% damage vulnerability (again, that's pretty much non-existent). That's a small buff over stock.
@bigladmatt6769
@bigladmatt6769 4 жыл бұрын
The Demoman's shield is the definition of a glass cannon
@burianpi
@burianpi 4 жыл бұрын
A new SMG for the Sniper: Pros: Guaranteed critical hits on speed-boosted players Cons: -45% accurracy while deployed After many, many tries I finally got something with a good concept, maybe not for an SMG but it could work in some form.
@Szpieg2000
@Szpieg2000 4 жыл бұрын
I tried out myself and theese are the results A new axe for the Pyro: Pros: +100% damage on wearer Cons: -15 max health -45% firing speed while deployed ---------------------- A new revolver for the Spy: Pros: +60% jump height while deployed Regenerate 1 health points per second Cons: +15% explosive damage vulndurability on wearer -40 max health -30% accurracy while deployed -------------------- A new flamethrower for the Pyro: Pros: +40 max health Guaranteed mini-crit damage on flaming targets +55% afterburn damage on wearer Cons: +90% melee damage vulndurability while
@DollaSignD
@DollaSignD 4 жыл бұрын
Lol spy does not need worse accuracy
@zacsolo1594
@zacsolo1594 4 жыл бұрын
That Flamethrower is ridiculous, you are like a walking death machine
@retro7317
@retro7317 4 жыл бұрын
This one kinda makes sense A new pistol for the Engineer: Pros: +95% fire damage resistance while deployed Guaranteed critical hits on players marked for death On kill: Douses enemy in Jarate Cons: +25% mini-crit damage vulnerability on wearer
@adamtaurus7840
@adamtaurus7840 4 жыл бұрын
So it jarates the corpse Cool.
@rybo4663
@rybo4663 4 жыл бұрын
A new minigun for the Heavy Weapons Guy: Pros: +15 max health Cons: +75% fall damage vulndurability on wearer -20 max health
@brodieblair1138
@brodieblair1138 4 жыл бұрын
8:14 I think if this weapon was added it would be called "The slugger's siphon" its a really cool design and I wish someone made something like this for scout.
@cinex20
@cinex20 4 жыл бұрын
The last one still wouldn't protect you from arrows if you took a headshot, because crit damage is separate from the arrow damage.
@Jimmyfishthe3rd
@Jimmyfishthe3rd 4 жыл бұрын
"Nobody uses the huntsman" Joins lobby: all snipers are using it.
@emcdermott3602
@emcdermott3602 4 жыл бұрын
i just did this and... A new pistol for the Scout and Engineer: Pros: Regenerate 2 health points per second Cons: +90% explosive damage vulndurability while deployed Yup sounds balanced nothing wrong here
@a.person1805
@a.person1805 4 жыл бұрын
So it's the candy cane but a gun?
@Mohandar881
@Mohandar881 4 жыл бұрын
Arrow damage resistance/vulnerability would be just so great/crippling in medieval mode.
@PantheraLeo04
@PantheraLeo04 4 жыл бұрын
New bow for sniper: +charged shots decapitate victims +15 health on wearer -100% damage so if you fully charge it, it will instakill, bout otherwise it does nothing
@somuchtocook9159
@somuchtocook9159 4 жыл бұрын
Perfect for practicing your aim
@PeaNUTFERRET
@PeaNUTFERRET 3 ай бұрын
pros: +30 max health cons: -30 max health -100% movement speed +100% damage vulnerability gEneRaTEs A bALanceD WeAPon
@tomlawson4713
@tomlawson4713 4 жыл бұрын
The arrow resistance shield would be extremely OP in Medieval.
@ultimaterecoil1136
@ultimaterecoil1136 4 жыл бұрын
Eh the fire arrows would make it less practical
@somuchtocook9159
@somuchtocook9159 4 жыл бұрын
But then again shields should protect you from arrows
@sami_irl
@sami_irl 2 жыл бұрын
thats a really cool concept. a defence shield. does knockback to provide an easier escape does regeneration and faster healing but you're like 20% more vulnarable to damage
@jaakkohaapasalo1873
@jaakkohaapasalo1873 4 жыл бұрын
"like who would ever wear this" Meme lords: you just got *V E C T O R E D*
@snowjay4525
@snowjay4525 4 жыл бұрын
At 3:00, that Minigun basically turns heavy into a sentry gun. The con of minus health puts heavy at 275 hp slightly higher than a lever 3 sentry. The spin up time is equal to that of building a dispenser (with the Jag, I think). So you have a set-up time, limited amount of bullets, and with every kill you gain full health! Just add 20% damage bonus, movement speed slowed, 10% damage invunlerability, and no random crits, then *BAM* Heavy became a sentry.
@MNB730
@MNB730 4 жыл бұрын
Am i the only one just more entertained by the chat being mad at a spy using a gun on a 10x hightower out of all places lmao
@TheOnlyPedroGameplays
@TheOnlyPedroGameplays 3 жыл бұрын
7:41 this one could be called the sucker punch, because you can hit players and get tons of bonuses, but if they hit you you're screwed
@KidNamedKewlHam
@KidNamedKewlHam 4 жыл бұрын
Is no one gonna talk about how he has so many HP in the gameplay footage?
@LordVader1094
@LordVader1094 4 жыл бұрын
It's a 10x server and he's using the Kunai
@massiveidiot77
@massiveidiot77 4 жыл бұрын
New sapper for the spy Pros 95% enviromental resistence regenerates 5 health per second +90 max health Cons -400 health -15% crit damage
@Jtngetabettername
@Jtngetabettername 4 жыл бұрын
New grenade launcher for the Demoman: Pros: -25 max health Cons: -90% damage when deployed +some more Wow
@Joseph_Drew_III
@Joseph_Drew_III 4 жыл бұрын
I’m a Pyro who would opt out of the thumbnail weapon just so I could keep my full Pyroland loadout.
@ruenvedder5921
@ruenvedder5921 4 жыл бұрын
The shield would be really fun in medieval mode
@jkljosh7392
@jkljosh7392 4 жыл бұрын
8:29 this could actually be a pretty balanced survival option for the scout (minus the Regen) For a scout who wants to stay in a fight rather than run away when they are about to die.
@pphrph
@pphrph 4 жыл бұрын
imagine this but its a plugin for a randomizer server
@dean_l33
@dean_l33 4 жыл бұрын
Wouldnt be as chaotic as your average 10x server
@pphrph
@pphrph 4 жыл бұрын
@@dean_l33 ik but you can add 10x plugin as well
@avatarwansweirdclone457
@avatarwansweirdclone457 4 жыл бұрын
I got this randomly generated shovel for the soldier... On hit: Causes bleed for 8 seconds +85% damage on wearer +30 max health +25% environmental resistance while deployed Cons: +35% fall damage vulnerability while deployed -10% weapon swing speed ... God shovel
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