A Major Jump in TF2 Weapon Generator Technology

[@jaredparks4713]

Giving Scout a secondary that inflicts afterburn would make the Sun-on-a-Stick actually viable.

[@bluscout1242]

I would want it

[@Krispo7007]

When boston basher but no punish you if miss

[@euugh8877]

usable*

[@boxyk9]

*give scout a molitov*

[@gameguin6113]

Indeed, I would love that, because then I’d get some screeching kids mad at me for using sun on a stick yet I do the best on the team.

[@Great_Blue]

The creator of the generator, CulturedShrimp, has given a bit of clarification to some of the stuff I wasn't sure about! > First of all: CulturedShrimp is Bulgarian, not Russian, and the generator is made in JavaScript, not Python as I had assumed. Whoops. > "On Shot" is supposed to mean every time you fire the weapon, so most of you in the comments are correct about that one. > I was right about "falloff damage correction" as it affects how fast weapon damage falls off > "Usage time" is a stat that's supposed to generate on lunchboxes instead of throwables, and it would effectively make the consumption animation faster. Huge shoutout to this guy for being communicative and active with his development!

[@WallaceBreenFromKentucky]

I like this video.

[@Amazing-Czahorb]

what map did you play on in the side view?

[@shagix.]

There's also the "Cannot Crit", it seems it's not 'Cannot *random* crit' it can't crit at all.

[@aquamarinerose5405]

I think the bleeding shottie is my favorite

[@dcr645]

How did you mix up Python and JS? You said yourself the Github is public...

[@MegaGaming11]

23:26 "On Shot" = when you fire the weapon You lose 2 hp every time you fire this weapon because the gunpowder to fire the bleeding shrapnel is literally so powerful that its backblast causes damage to yourself. That's how I interpret that anyway

[@MegaGaming11]

H u h ... I just got a really interesting Sniper Rifle ... Heals up to +3 HP per second, while not taking damage On Headshot: +30% damage On Hit: Makes enemies unable to reload weapons for 2 seconds Can see the HP of enemies Reduced falloff damage correction 30% more bullet spread On Miss: Next reload will be 50% slower Heals up to 3 HP per second when not taking damage: Yes, please, this is really really useful if you are the kinda Sniper who just can't seem to stay outta trouble Headshots deal 30% more damage: Headshotting machine! Imagine this with exploding headshots! On Hit: Enemies cannot reload weapons for 2 seconds: Eh- that's situational but I can see it working. Can see the HP of enemies: Situationally useful, but terrible against spies. Reduced falloff damage correction: I'm sorry what? Sniper rifles don't *get* falloff +30% bullet spread: I- okay? Sniper rifles don't have bullet spread- but if you're *adding* bullet spread then ... hrmm ... On Miss: Next reload will be 50% slower: Yes, finally, an actually applicable downside!

[@Albert-yu1cg]

@@MegaGaming11 but sniper rifles don't actually reload in TF2

[@MegaGaming11]

@@Albert-yu1cg ... What is it called then? Readying the next shot? You're ejecting an empty casing and putting in a new one with a bullet. Is that not what reloading is as it applies to sniper rifles?

[@Albert-yu1cg]

@@MegaGaming11 its governed by the firing interval

[@MegaGaming11]

@@Albert-yu1cg firing ... interval ... h u h ?

[@napplesnapple3747]

Honestly the whole "Mini explosion in your hands" thing makes me think you just... take 2 damage every time you shoot your weapon because it's build is just that bad

[@MegaGaming11]

Not really "bad" but more ... the gunpowder amount and/or type is too volatile to be handled safely

[@reD_Bo0n]

I came to the same conclusion

[@arichiquabtd8092]

@@MegaGaming11 Yeah it could have a super DIY design, like a homemade scattergun

[@MegaGaming11]

@@arichiquabtd8092 True ...

[@vitaleriof]

@@arichiquabtd8092 beggar bazooka but for scout basically

[@april8947]

imagine being a random player then seeing a medic flying with a soldier or demo pocket bombing

[@appelofdoom8211]

People would be able to recreate the bird scout migration. So im down for that.

[@gabrielbarron7667]

@@appelofdoom8211 scout can already fly though it would be useless for him

[@wintermanthenforcer]

[loads Direct Hit with malicious intent]

[@rotip309]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell that happens in overwatch lmao

[@stevefan8283]

Mercy: allow me to introduce myself

[@bardofvoid174]

Tbh, the heavy support pan would be really funny when paired with the steak sandvich, you'd basically just become an actual tf2 support civilian, which I think is awesome. Definitely a gimmick though. Civilian heavy

[@alexanderticonuwu7591]

Finally, a true subclass for Heavy

[@randomlittleidot]

civilian hevay

[@alexanderdinkov8002]

Don't pair it with the sandvich. Have it Replace the sandvich as a primary healing tool. Use a shotgun as a secondary instead. Pan #14 gives you heals and firing speed when you spycheck (if it's a teammate). That's META.

[@yesteryears]

soon enough we will get a tier list of randomly generated tier lists of random generators

[@ihazplawe2503]

In the future, all tier lists will be randomly generated

[@defecticon9000]

You know what, I would actually want to see that. For a minute or two of course, purely out of curiosity.

[@cherrymarshmallow]

36:57

[@croma2068]

10:55 That's actually not the creator's fault, the Disciplinary Action's stats are worded the exact same way: "On Hit Teammate: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds"

[@fantastikboom1094]

What's wrong with this?

[@croma2068]

@@fantastikboom1094 Great Blue was complaining about the phrase "On Hit Teammate" and calling it grammatically incorrect even though the stats of official weapons contain that exact phrase, so it's not the fault of the weapon generator developer.

[@fantastikboom1094]

@@croma2068 Yeah I know, but I don't understand why it's grammatically incorrect and why it can be interpreted in 2 ways.

[@poleve5409]

​@@fantastikboom1094is english not your first language? "on hit teammate" is not grammaticallt correct.

[@fantastikboom1094]

@@poleve5409 But why?

[@grummdoesstuff2983]

the backpack for sniper at 31:15 would actually be great. it would be literally the only thing that give sniper any form of mobility boost, letting him get where he needs to faster, and get to some new spots using higher jumps. And the increased air control lets you surf damage way more effectively if you get caught out.

[@crimsonpyro6076]

Yes

[@quonit37]

Actually I think you're right! I was thinking it useless because all of the stats applied to mobility and I thought, wait, sniper stays still though. But you're right this would actually GIVE HIM mobility options!

[@grummdoesstuff2983]

@@quonit37 yeah, literally the only ways to give sniper more mobility right now are a soldier using the disciplinary action or some of the mannpower powerups, neither of which you will reliably have in a normal match.

[@halfpace1462]

And that is exactly why its never going to get added (besides the lack of content)

[@crittercrittercritter]

i actaully think seeing enemy health is really strong, knowing what players are below 150 hp can help you know who to pick off, and since sniper is long range they could easily tell their team how much health people have

[@ashtongiertz8728]

32:01 extra running speed could give you an edge in sniper duels, as well as the increased jump height and air strafing control. Sniper currently has zero mobility options, so something that offers him extra mobility would fill a niche sniper currently lacks.

[@mrtinkrtrain2681]

Not to mention DeGroot meta

[@lepurpleboi3266]

The extra jump height could allow for better areas to position in for sniping too

[@fairwellnoob8823]

26:57 I'm pretty sure no crits as no crits at all, so stuff like kritzkrieg or the end of the match won't reward you with crits

[@projectkepleren]

definitely that the shortcuit for example cannot crit at all

[@humanbeing3359]

19:55 scout's actually really good at doing damage in mvm if you're good enough; believe it or not, a fully upgraded shortstop is one of the best tank-busting weapons in the game! (of course, you should still prioritize getting all of the money before going out to fight the bots, and milking the robots is always going to help your team.)

[@percher4824]

shortstop? doubt it. force of nature i'd believe

[@oderchannel426]

Soda Popper is where it's at, and insane mobility. Also, milking robots sounds cursed.

[@vaar8584]

@@percher4824 Shortstop because it has a faster firing speed and also reloads it clip all at once, so no points need to be spent in reloading speed

[@Buster_real]

@@percher4824 shortstop's dps is 422, force-a-nature's is 380 fan doesn't have firing speed upgrades, shortstop does

[@percher4824]

@@Buster_real huh. quite a surprise considering it fires less pellets.

[@bbittercoffee]

34:37 WAIT This weapon is perfect to combo with the Sun On a Stick! You hit the enemy, set them on fire AND slow them and then you bonk them quickly! The burst damage potential with this is great :0

[@lamihadamshareef5270]

Yao Sun on a stick finnaly usefull

[@halfpace1462]

OR you could also just, meatshoy for safer and higher damage... maybe if the sun on a stick had added crit damage like 135 per hit then yes it would be better

[@bbittercoffee]

@@halfpace1462 Shush! I'm trying to make the SoaS feel useful!

[@Masterfusion]

Also just saying but afterburn ticks would EACH HEAL YOU 15 HP TOO. At least I think so...

[@halfpace1462]

@@bbittercoffee Ey i just said making it deal like 135 crit would be better, sos design is too good to be this worthlessly trash

[@creperheper128]

30:49 That's actually a perfect name for that weapon, The Glass Canon! Maybe it's made of glass and when you get hit by an enemies explosion the weapon would shatter causing you to bleed and not be able to use it for a few seconds, similar to the spycicle.

[@crystalinespider150]

For #11 you overlooked the -15 hp on miss, which assuming each flame is a unique shot would kill you as fast as a phog pyro kills a scout

[@alchmage3926]

faster, even. That's like, heavy levels of dps.

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

ah yes, the _fog pyro_

[@appelofdoom8211]

32:19 I mean 10% extra speed on spy would be pretty sweet.

[@justanotherchannelwithauno7580]

besides, if the debuff-thing starts at the start of the taunt, you can save yourself from afterburn.

[@endy2530]

Ngl the 6th item would actually make heavy the strongest medic pocket. If my math is right, it would mean heavy has 495 total health, and 420 with the quick fix. Thats enough to survive a fully charged headshot, while giving the heavy some insanely good survivability when paired with the quick fix. Especially since he'll move just a bit faster, and be unable to be pushed away.

[@rickywalters7717]

The Final Boss.

[@somerandomgamer8504]

I fucking love these videos; just rewatched them all yesterday. It's like an addiction-

[@widhskxnkan1349pl]

"Major update" and tf2 are the two words I've never expected to be so close to eachother

[@majickman]

The soldier boots (#13) look like they're made for Quick Fix. That's 50 HP/s when you're under fire and up to 150/sec out of combat, and triple that during Uber. Plus, Quick Fix lets the Medic rocket jump with you. I'd have a blast pocketing a soldier with that secondary.

[@podstepmistrzem8200]

28:55 sounds like the perfect primary for Reserve Shooter, pops them up higher and slows them down for easier hits

[@annoyedavenger1186]

29:40 I CALL THIS THE GLASS CANNON THIS IS ABSOLUTELY PERFECT FOR THAT NAME

[@SqwimpyTF]

I gotta say, People are INSANELY FAST to click on videos

[@crimsonpyro6076]

Yr

[@crimsonpyro6076]

Ye

[@reptilechurrasquero9048]

40% goes to watch the video and the other 60% is ppl being the "first" ones

[@SqwimpyTF]

@@reptilechurrasquero9048 Yes

[@tatters8236]

You know, the scattergun with less pellets thing makes me want a scout primary that fires slugs

[@unnoticed4571]

Yo, hear me out Slug-Scattergun/Shotgun Single target damage at longer ranges than the normal shotgun/scattergun, but less overall damage. I think it'd like the Shortstop but better in some ways. Just a quick hot-take on this, put barely 5 minutes of effort into this so there's bound to be issues

[@Idk-wg9gl]

like the C.A.P.P.E.R but instead of lasers it's slugs, and there's actual stats?

[@Spiyra]

The increased random crit chance on the new bow for sniper at 12:12 technically gives the bow random crits instead of increasing the chance of random crits I'm pretty sure

[@thealientree3821]

Increasing from 0 makes it a non-0 chance, meaning that that no matter how low you increase the percentage by, the bow will still have random crits.

[@charliekopp3774]

@@thealientree3821 this weapon doesn’t say no random crits. So it would have random crits and those would be increased from base for other weapons

[@ashtongiertz8728]

24:29 I think "on shot" means it does that every time you shoot the weapon.

[@RoboMirek]

I was testing the "God" tier items and I got a spy's knife that can backstab with an ability of "On Hit: +22% more damage when attacking from behind the enemy" Like cmon thats the point of the knife insta kill.

[@royplatt455]

It was made for MvM though

[@mewmew8932]

Bigger middle finger when you get stabbed

[@binjimonanimations]

I appreciate the way this one widens the scope of tf2 weapon generators, like instead of just being like "a new pistol for scout" or "new melee for demo and soldier" like we've already seen before, it's like "Here's a side grade for the huntsman, why not." Or "Pyro only has one throwable? MORE." A backpack for heavy? That's new, but I'm not opposed to it. Overall, pretty good weapons, IMO. I like the new generator.

[@TheGlenn8]

This generator could definitely use some language fixes so that it's more similar to actual TF2. Also, I'd love to see a generator that gives weird meme stats like "increase air strafe speed" less often.

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

At the very least, limit air strafe to Scout, Demo, or Soldier where air strafe actually matters.

[@mewmew8932]

I for one would like significantly more memes

[@jakobii.i]

Just for reference on the heavy backpack at 14:20 Heavy's HP would be increased to 345 at a max, while his movement speed would be increased to 275 hu / second, which is just under demoman who moves at 280. (Stock demo, not demoknight.) That would be pretty terrifying.

[@hairyspider151]

10:30 I genuinely want that. It seems interesting and balanced, and I love playing supportive so I'd love using it. Also, would splash damage count as hitting a teammate? If so it could be a game changer in certain situations, but the damage penalty makes it far from unbalanced.

[@Lasfial]

#14 sounds like something you'd pair with the steak sandwich on Degroot Keep to keep yourself alive and make allies hit faster with their melees

[@TheJackMouse]

I liked the number 18 Spy Knife. Just from reading the stats the immediate flavor that came to mind was instead of a knife Spy is using Dracula’s Fang/Tooth. (Heal on hit because vampire, bleed enemies because vampire bite, slow enemies because vampirism) and missing makes you weaker because you weren’t fed.

[@dragonfire72]

“Attack rate of nearby teammates” *laughs in Brass Beast, Tomislav, and any Sniper Rifle*

[@willtheoreminer]

List of stupid or possibly op ubercharges I have seen from this generator: ÜberCharge grants invisibility ÜberCharge grants the ability to fly ÜberCharge grants +300% faster control point capture rate

[@chaotic_llama6989]

Times for each weapon: *Normal* 0. Medic Secondary [3:13] 1. Soldier Secondary [5:25] 2. Pyro Secondary [7:14] 3. Demoman Secondary [9:25] *Toy* 4. Soldier Primary [10:30] 5. Sniper Primary [12:12] 6. Heavy Secondary [13:29] 7. Soldier Secondary [15:06] *Trash* 8. Heavy Primary [15:06] 9. Scout Primary [19:10] 10. Scout Primary [20:20] 11. Pyro Primary [21:16] *OP* 12. Scout Primary [22:48] 13. Soldier Secondary [24:33] 14. Heavy Melee [26:38] 15. Soldier Primary [28:10] *God* 16. Soldier Primary [29:23] 17. Sniper Secondary [31:14] 18. Spy Melee [32:16] 19. Soldier Secondary [33:17] 20. Scout Secondary [34:13]

[@hydrasent563]

23:01 This is the funniest stat ever.

[@deathninja3389]

I got a new secondary for engi On hit teammates: 30% bonus attack speed for 4 seconds On hit: cause bleeding for 5 seconds Decrease air control 20% less fire speed when holding mouse 1

[@Idk-wg9gl]

The two downsides it has can be completely negated by not sentry jumping (the only time you'll ever feel the impact of the first downside) and not holding mouse 1, making it almost a direct upgrade from the stock pistol. Interest concept though, I think it'd be a fun weapon.

[@themambawarrior2290]

Actually, I think #17 might be useful on a huntsman sniper, due to the increased mobility. It would also make the downside have some impact by being more on the frontlines.

[@FrappuccinoAlfredo]

13:40 Heavy’s mom: “You’re grounded!” Heavy: *puts on backpack*

[@cloner6550]

4:00 i’d believe the ability to fly would roughly translate into a sort of soda popper effect but you can just constantly double-jump until the uber runs out

[@fantastikboom1094]

Good generator, weapons have multiple stats for a specific thing, like it's design was intended.

[@monkeymanspunkyman]

26:20 this would be so good if you were pocketed by the quick fix because it counters the less overheal and the quick fix let’s you rocket jump lmao

[@aannoyingcaat]

I really like the idea of 5 ngl. Really makes you go all in with your bow. You have to aim well and keep your enemies far or suffer, it’s an interesting concept

[@spookmaster7737]

Something to keep in mind here is that heal-on-hit _does_ also proc with DOTs, like afterburn and bleed, which makes those two God weapons with the heal + inflict bleed on hit a *lot* better.

[@squishybrick]

List of weapons (Skipping the first one that was an example) 1. Dr.Ziegler's Healing Stick (Would have the description quote "Heroes always die!.. Mercenaries live forever!" 2. Panic Pack (Heavily encourages pocketing and staying alive, and fire-rate buff would be extremely powerful for your allies as opposed to you, practically forcing soldier to take a supportive role, in stark contrast to how he's usually supposed to be played. NOBODY would ever use it, but it would be fun as fuck to use, regardless.) 3. Sticky Situation (This is literally just glue. Lore/logic-wise, this weapon is perfect.. Gunks up enemy's weapons so they can't use them for 2 seconds, gunks up your own if you miss. Strategically, it also suits the pyro, since the pyro is an ambush class, and briefly disabling a cluster of opponents before charging in would be the ultimate tool for ambush tactics.) 4. Lone Warrior (Might look like a sticky launcher with a bloated extra-large clip.. This would be a tryhard-only weapon, since it would encourage either players who go balls-deep with their grenade launcher, or players who spam stickies and camp near medikit spots) 5. Team Rocket (Would be brightly colored, and shoot rockets that look kinda like giant nerf-gun bullets. Again, tryhard-only weapon. You'd get soldiers who pair this with the shotgun or panic attack, randomly booping a teammate then popping off on an enemy with their shotty, never actually using the rocket launcher to try and get kills. Besides that, this'd be OP if used on a friendly heavy or scout.) 6. Lucksman (This is a 110% meme-weapon. I can already imagine 24/7 2fort servers where one team has six of these fuckers just charging the bridge getting random crits and headshots while spamming lenny faces and binds about random crits.) 7. Porta-Borscht (A big pot of soup on heavy's back. The stats would sync up with it lore-wise, since jumping or flying around would spill the borscht!) 8. Bleeding Heart (The banner would be a big bloodstained tie dye peace sign. Yet another item that seems to encourage soldier to take a more supportive role, and stick to his teammates and medic.) 9. Rasputin's Fury (This weapon is both a hard perfectionist-trainer like the bazaar bargain, but also just hellish and unpleasant to use. Still, if you can get past the decreased ammo and damage, and basically being nearly insta-killed for missing, then you could 'theoretically' deal some very impressive damage with this, when firing into clusters.. Absolutely terrible weapon, not even tryhards would touch it.. It'd be one of those meme weapons someone would stream with under the title "playing with Rasputin's Fury, video ends when I die") 10. Loud n' Ugly (The weapon would look like a handheld blunderbuss or an airhorn, the firing noise being as loud and obnoxious as the pan's. This'd fit the stats of increased damage on headshot and the debuffs on miss kinda. It'd be a perfectionist trainer, but the spread ruins that. It'd be a tryhard only weapon, but the debuffs ruin that.. So, this would likely just be another meme weapon.) 11. Fuck You (Meme weapon for massochists. This weapon's very existence would be an insult to anyone who witnessed it.) 12. Double-edged Candle (Giant candle-themed flamethrower. This would be a perfectionist-trainer, but for pyro.. I'd say it would be fairly viable, But it would really encourage tryharding and selfish behaviour.) (Got bored and stopped, who cares about this anyway..)

[@ruerue244]

i care

[@genericyoutubecommenter589]

I do too, these are really good names

[@walugusgrudenburg3068]

I care

[@CoolGamer-qz5zp]

We all care

[@thomaschristensen2941]

ngl the heavy backpack from number 6 is actually a really nice concept. Like, it makes him slighlty more tanky, and makes him kinda faster on a specific condition that can be easily countered. it probably would need to be changed slightly to be more balanced, but it is definitely a really nice concept, specially for a randomly generated weapon

[@rambl1ngr0se]

23:56 I think it means that when you shoot the gun it explodes and does 2 damage. BUT what it reminds me of the beggars bazooka overload. I think this gives the scout the ability to rocket jump?

[@Gooby1024]

31:00 the hoovie be movin

[@dnr-vs1lk]

That soldier banner that makes you bleed after a while would be good with the black box.

[@Spaceman-wx1jn]

Nice video Blue, I remember seeing you in that game and it was fun.

[@lilithfromtboi]

New Melee for the Spy PROS: This weapon deploys 40% faster CONS: Mini-crits whenever it would normally crit

[@royplatt455]

So Backstabs only deal 270% of the Target's Max HP

[@grantewing6211]

“Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!”

[@TheIconOfDrip]

That soldier launcher at #16 is actually insane. If you use the gunboats you would only reduce blast damage by 25% but with the extra self damage you would rocket jump even further and faster.

[@hydrasent563]

22:04 So basically every single flame particle that doesnt hit an enemy will deal 15 damage to yourself, that seems terrible, i would put it in garbage tier

[@blobfish2611]

the mini explosion in your hands scattergun for scout makes me think of some kind of flintlock or blunderbuss for scout that explodes due to incorrect amounts of gunpowder loaded into it and the less bullet spread + bullets makes it like more like that

[@jordanium5593]

The phlog 2 Pros: -killing enemies steals all their items and hats -has airlbast, and airblasts sends enemies to rd_asteroid -Mmmmph gives you a golden pan and bans everyone on the enemy team, and gives your snipers airboat Cons -no random critical hits

[@thegamingfungus9347]

No random crits? Bad weapon

[@Dark_Slayer3000]

On Shot: Mini explosion in your hands - lose 2 HP from bleeding 23:35 Yo this means that when you shoot the shoot effect goes boom and hurts you with 2 HP. It's worded weird but really not that difficult to make out what it means.

[@Colossal...]

3 would be good with the pershun persuader

[@cymric4984]

Am I the only person who thinks he has the most off the wall interpretations of stats that nobody would think of

[@theguythatasked6400]

18:42 That rag doll was something else

[@ninjabo0117]

23:35 Its pretty simple what are you on about Everytime you shoot the recoil is so massive you break scout's arms and take damage duh

[@bananaman1380]

16:12 - That surf was ducking sick.

[@pauldeddens5349]

That soldier banner would be AMAZING for defense. (#1) Pairing that with a sentry nest would give an entire defensive stance (lets say, a CTF hold) incredible holding power. While neutralizing the effect of the bleed, by staying nearby a dispenser. It encourages teamplay by incentivizing the soldier to stay with teammates. Since his banner is next to useless without it, and would actually become detrimental without teamwork.

[@1ce_s0n1c]

I think the first banner could work well with the black box, not only does it negate the bleed, but you also have a bigger pool of hp

[@sweetbread7686]

14 with steak would be great with the slowdown (trapping enemies) and then getting hp on hit (keeping you alive)

[@InsightReasoning]

33:24 Jump height directly correlates to rocket jump distance. If you've played MvM you'd know how far you could go with a little jump height on soldier. You can actually simulate most of these stats on it by just having mantreads, buying a jump height upgrade, and a move speed upgrade, and that will be what it's like to have this item, except it also gives you 25 HP and more healing from medics. It's an insane weapon, and imo should have been in OP tier.

[@GmShyGuy]

34:36 "It does a little bit of everything but nothing in particular" *Weapon literally sets enemies on fire*

[@Astronutz555]

#19 was actually at least in my mind looking like a nice roamer weapon as the faster healing from medics allows for you to take less of the medic's time healing you rather than a demo or heavy, and has a lot of rocket jumping related upsides, encouraging mobility through that method.

[@LueIsBlue124]

3 sounds kinda bad, if your near a dispenser then youll get ammo and health, if your being pocketed then you just get some extra ammo and overheal. What would make it good is instead of more ammo in all weapons, make it have more clip size (ex: Grenade launcher clip size 4 -> 6 or 8) Edit: if your killing enemies then you can pick up the dropped ammo boxes which kinda renders the 30% extra ammo useless

[@monkeymanspunkyman]

20:00 it’s the Boston basher as a gun lmao

[@villagecommenter8262]

Was playing Air Arena, earlier, nice knowing you are playing it.

[@thegoosling8947]

the pyro aoe is just 2 secs of uber also if you can rocketjump of the explosion in your hands

[@TheRealSpellstar]

27:40 you're completely misunderstanding this weapon first of all, Buffalo Steak Sandvich exists, so melee Heavy is a thing, and this weapon would be great for that faster fire rate + health on hit would make you really hard to kill, offsetting the downside from the Steak slowing opponents is a MAJOR upside for a melee weapon, because it makes it easier for you to catch up with them, and obviously easier to hit them no random crits is a bad downside for a melee weapon, but it makes it a weapon that rewards you for hitting many times consistently, rather than relying on one dopamine filled crit

[@appelofdoom8211]

That implies the bufallo steak is something other than a unreliable meme/unintended mobility tool. The extra fire rate only comes into effect after you hit a teammate, the extra health might slightly offset the damage vunerabillity of the steak but it doesn’t help if you can’t close the gap to your opponent which isn’t an uncommon occurence when using the steak. Sure the slowdown would let you do some damage if you do get a hit off but you’re not that fast even with the steaks speed boost. only 4% faster than pyro’s, snipers, engineers and spy’s which isn’t very useful when those are A: close range specialists that can ruin your life with a rightclick B: usually behind a sentry or invisible C: already weak at close range so the minigun would do it’s job just as well or D: usually invisible target that can instakill you. You’re slower than medics and scouts so good luck reliably catching up to them. So the only ones you can reliable outspeed are soldiers, demo’s and other heavies. Note that two of those have other movement options than just walking and can knock you back with their explosives It would be pretty good in medieval mode though. Unless the cannot crit feature of the weapon also prevents the use of minicrits.

[@TheRealSpellstar]

I totally missed the fact that it said on hit TEAMMATE for that first stat, which definitely lowers it down into meme status, but I still think it would be playable. You could think of it as a side-grade to Steak-Mittens Heavy I play Steak-Mittens Heavy all the time, and unless you're playing on a map with a lot of open space, I usually don't have issue chasing players down (besides Scouts, obviously.) It's true that if you're trying really hard, you can pretty much never fall prey to a melee Heavy, and this weapon that we're talking about would probably be no different, but this is TF2 we're talking about As Great Blue expressed earlier in the video, this was made by a Russian guy and the translation might not be 100% accurate, so we should assume "Cannot Crit" means "No Random Critical Hits." Even if it did mean that it can't crit at all, it would probably work like the Cow Mangler, which can mini-crit

[@flopilop4596]

I can imagine the scatter gun at 23:30 like a sharpnel shooter or like it shoots scrap and its kinda like a patchwerk weapon where it bleeds the enemies but everytime you shoot there is a missfire that also hurts you

[@nnnnnn6793]

idk if anyone else has said this but you sound like max from hot diggidydemon in the nicest way possible

[@DepressedCrow]

The OP scout melee demonstration item is literally how frying pans work (in pop culture at least)

[@shrilleth]

What I’m thinking with the “mini explosion in your hands” is that it’s like a mini caber explosion, but since you have 6 in a row, that’s essentially giving you 8 jumps.

[@bcatgamering]

Any weapon with an attack speed buff on teammate hit would be *insane* on friendly engineers when it comes to rebuilding or upgrading.

[@pinguin4898]

34:25 yooooooo finally something to pair with the sun on a stick

[@Hen3349]

8:00 I think the perfect thing for that throwable would be barbed wire considering it kinda fits with pyro but I would make it just slow players down instead of making them unable to attack

[@racer927]

14:13 I feel like the Heavy Backpack would severely punish those that make it a habit to jump-and-rev when approaching corners. 22:50 The Flechette Blooper

[@jetkirby3981]

Pretty sure "Mini explosions in your hands" was a reference to how the Beggar's Bazooka works

[@highfivedog2336]

27:39 for a chaser heavy play style the slow enemy would be euphoric to have.

[@desperado3347]

13:56 is actually kind of interesting, itd reduce the effectiveness of jumprevving in return for tankiness and grounded movement for more defensive play without extreme downsides like the brass beast

[@blacklight683]

30:20 black box+dirct hit but the downside is upsides now

[@ayoutubechannle4411]

The creators of fat scout presents: Skinny heavy *just a sniper using the SMG*

[@ashtongiertz8728]

21:15 groups. If you fire at clusters of enemies, there's a greater chance of all pellets hitting someone.

[@massivehitbox8759]

Imagine combining #1 (the banner) with the Jag. Instant gear setup

[@colehinson9306]

I feel like #14 might pair really well with the Buffalo Steak Sandvich since the 15 HP on hit would offset the damage vulnerability, and the 20% slow on hit would pair with the BSS’s running speed buff, allowing you to more easily rush down enemies. The mini-crits would also mitigate the lack of crits on the weapon.

[@GewelReal]

18:40 nice flip

[@KaikeCGR]

27:33 this would make viable the Buffalo Steak! Like a new Heavy sub class, The Berserker!

[@SneakybeakyScrub]

that banner at the start would probably be the ideal trolldier secondary though

[@seratope]

okay, but the god boots with that god rocket launcher would be overpowered as hell

[@IndieLambda]

The fire rate banner, while weaker than the buff banner, can stack on top of the buff banner, increased damage, with increased fire rate, simultaneously, would become very, very violent.

[@dfkas30]

the mini explosion thing means that hits will receive exploding properties like an explosion radius, knockback, vaccinator resistances, and candy cane damage vulnerability and that explosion will cause bleading damage

[@supergavinman2771]

15:05 please tell me im not the only one who saw that backpack and instantly thought "If there's 12 soldiers and they all use it everybody becomes unkillable"

[@jermastwin2676]

I imagine for the Scout’s Bleeding Scattergun, it’s just a pipe with glass and gunpowder inside.

[@leokim47]

8:30 This weapon is perfect for W+M1 and other similar “strategies”

[@thepastaprogenitor851]

I think if were spiced up with distinct stats on different classes and a bigger general variety, this would be the best Random builder out there