A Completely Accurate Summary of Half Life

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0:00 A Completely Accurate Summary of Half Life
19:07 End Credits Scene

[@JunkyardDigs]

Holy shit I made it into a Williaso vid as a reference!! 😂🤘

[@man16yearsago16]

Boo

[@blackice2142]

I watch junkyard digs too ☺️☺️☺️

[@yoshidollface]

And now you've made a video together, and it's the funniest shit I've ever seen!!

[@Blindfold-Me]

Yey!!!

[@devinchavez1523]

When they said “LEVEL CHANGE” I felt that

[@connorgolsong290]

I managed to get all my idiot friends to say that when playing Sven Co-op without them knowing the context.

[@camojg2272]

“Sentient hotpockets” Haven’t laughed that hard in a while

[@racer927]

"I repeatedly fail an easy jump." Yeah, because Sven Coop for whatever reason cuts the running speed, making that jump *near* impossible.

[@wafflecopter9296]

The remake Black Mesa has probably one of the best soundtracks ever

[@niccifemboy]

Yea xen soundtrack is a banger

[@thediam0nddrag0n78]

@@niccifemboy Xen in general is visually amazing in Black Mesa

[@niccifemboy]

@@thediam0nddrag0n78 yea crowbar interactive never disappointed me

[@oxidelicious5645]

The Surface Tensions tracks are amazing

[@niccifemboy]

@@oxidelicious5645 for surface tension i like how surface tension 1 cuts off after the first Apache encounter then when your at the cliff edge , it continues really cool and felt like a mini boss

[@captain_fisher_price]

"and explode someone's lunch because apparently Gordon's a fucking gremlin to all of his co-workers" absolutely SENT me.

[@Baguette939]

"Until I got blasted by a rocket launcher" *Rocket flood flashbacks intensify*

[@rordesigns]

You're quickly becoming one of my favorite channels. Keep it up!

[@Williaso]

That's the plan!

[@angedeon8724]

Honestly how did you die that many times in the explosive warehouse, as far as i remember it is fairly easy on both hl and black mesa.

[@DeathCovenant]

Sven co-op is... tricky.

[@connorgolsong290]

Died once to incompetence, but never to parkour.

[@dr_cachetes6822]

They died to collective stupidity, it takes the best of us and transform it into pure, unadultered, infinite, mind bending fuckery.

[@ohnoherecomesthehotstepper]

I went into this thinking you'd just do a bog standard SINGLEPLAYER run. I was happily incorrect....

[@digitalbarrito3555]

Legend has it, if you listen real real closely, you can still hear the echos of celebration, like a whisper on the wind "Level change!"

[@jurgenronaaz4695]

And not a SINGLE Freeman's Mind reference? I'm disappointed! Good video though, really captures the essence of the screwing your buddies over in co-op experience

[@Williaso]

I tried to remember some, but honestly, I couldn't :/ But I did at least get a HLVRAI reference in there

[@hail_yeet462]

I'll allow it

[@Icer_Da_Fox]

@@Williaso I KNEW IT! I LOVE IT!

[@Williaso]

@@Icer_Da_Fox I REALLY struggled to say "peeper puppy"

[@sorrenblitz805]

In matters mathematical and physics theoretical I am the very model of a modern major general, WHERES MY CHORUS!?

[@kanden27]

I just beat Half-Life: Alyx last night as my first VR game. All I can say is, “I hate you Jeff.”

[@racer927]

Jeff is one of the chapters that I dread replaying, not because it's bad but because of how insanely scary and yet fun it was. I don't think I've *ever* been that scared in a VR game.

[@lionocyborg6030]

Completely accurate summery of the Marathon Trilogy, Pathways into Darkness and Marathon Eternal next? :)

[@Williaso]

Unless it's a patron paid-for game, probably never

[@lionocyborg6030]

@@Williaso it’s freeware in the true sense of the word so you won’t have to pay a thing for it. No bullshit micropayments either. PID is freeware too, but us Windows users need the Marathon engine port (the faithful one by W’rkncacnter) if we don’t want to emulate OSX as the modern port of the original Pathways into Darkness remains Mac only unlike Marathon. Marathon Eternal is a mod for the third game on Aleph One (the sourceport that lets us Windows users play it) but since there’s never been a new Marathon game since 1996, it may as well be Marathon 4. I’m on IOS as I type this but once I’m on my PC I can provide you the link to Marathon as another reply. EDIT: It seems the comments section here doesn't allow links: I tried to provide you the links to Marathon and both modern port versions of Pathways into Darkness as a second reply, but youtube kept auto deleting the comment as well as this one when I tried to edit it to tell you where to find them without links.

[@Williaso]

@@lionocyborg6030 Cool, but, again- not going to be playing them unless it's a patron game.

[@lionocyborg6030]

@@WilliasoThat's OK. Your choice. :)

[@DukeBlows]

I dig the humming of the portal end credits music while on the tram lmao

[@DrChiefgame]

Great video! - I actually have been wondering that maybe will you be planning to make a accurate summary of Wolfenstein in the future? - But anyways keep up the good work!

[@Williaso]

It's recorded

[@juiceplease6260]

first thing i imagined at 0:24 is his character smashing the window with his elbow and climbing out and blood sprays everywhere

[@Echo2-2]

Ah yes. Black Mesa: Where all of the Powerade is made

[@crabulonbestgirl9130]

Finally a good hlvrai reference that isnt just "haha he says hello gordon/haha ropes"

[@Echo2-2]

@@crabulonbestgirl9130 Because that's the best one

[@peepop6258]

Fun fact:soda makes you see faster

[@ethandoesit4209]

@williaso im only at 4:15 right now and i had to pause and say that you're completely spot on so far, also funny thing is I definitely word for words i would use have thought or have said last i played HF lmao. but you've definitely have got me subscribing and throwin a like already man. keep it up and look forward to the rest of this video and more.

[@h3r0ofhyrule]

I love the clever and subtle padding in this video

[@minelelol13244]

The way you hum "Still alive" made me think your gonna do an CAS of portal or maybe you didnt hum "Still Alive"

[@Beardieee]

This is a triumph

[@alexmartinez5859]

@@Beardieee I’m making a a note here.

[@dundervevo6842]

ha! i knew that was Gianni in the Intro, fantastic as always fam

[@augustthilking573]

humming the portal song at the beginning. love it

[@Schneeregen_]

Wow, you really did go the extra mile with this one.

[@Captain_Harper1]

No ! He’s with the science team!

[@akshaykumar_r]

2:26 Haha that cut to _Black Mesa_ was genius 🤣

[@SuperQB7_]

I love how the location of this video is actually black mesa

[@Sizifus]

BM Scientists before Resonance Cascade: "Nothing can possibli go wrong... Possibly go wrong. Heh, that's the first thing that's ever gone wrong"

[@nomadsgalaxy]

LEVEL CHAAAANGE!

[@lukeskarda1780]

This guy uploads And there was much rejoicing.

[@justsomerandomaccount]

Hearing you humming still alive caught me off guard, but it makes sense

[@iiifardocheiiil.500]

What a unique style you got mate 👍😂

[@LostInForums]

Ngl that lazer section was painful to watch. Esp when you just sit and watch the box trigger the mine.

[@Williaso]

It was a learning experience. I wasn't sure if the box would block the laser or explode the mine, so I tested it.

[@LostInForums]

@@Williaso Fair, I felt that pain watching all that progress go up in smoke.

[@dfresh93086]

Setting that trip mine for the scientist to trip it was gold 😂

[@redranjer]

these videos are fun and intertaining. "TRUST ME"

[@Charles-rp4vs]

"I can give you a battle you have no chance of winning"

[@MythicEgo]

I like how you were humming Still Alive in the beginning

[@MrJulio632]

Fun fact: Black Mesa and Apperture are rival companies

[@lilithofthevoid4922]

Oh hell yeah, Gianni is GMan

[@noble2743]

This game is probably one of the best ngl

[@connorgolsong290]

2:31. I guess Sony VEGAS did eventually send you to the Source Engine!

[@ooo4732]

Can't wait for the premier to be over

[@nathanricci]

Love the videos guys. Keep it up. Maybe RDR and RDR2? 🤷‍♂️

[@bassdemolitia]

Game Wylder for Employee of the Month

[@Beardieee]

No, please don't suggest such erroneous ideas

[@nomadsgalaxy]

❤️

[@polycatmagic1236]

"And theft was much rejoicing"

[@TacBans]

I feel you really should've slipped a freeman's mind reference at 4:20 and say something along the lines of "but they die immediately because they went into the vent fan blades". (and also a joke about how you died to the vent fan earlier) otherwise, nice video

[@Williaso]

I couldn't remember any, sorry

[@addison1024]

Alright, so I just learned how different Black Mesa and HL1 really are. I've only played Black Mesa and only maybe half of this made any sense

[@Darkgun231]

You're a true madlad, good sir!

[@scottl.1568]

"Just like regular Mountain Dew" 😂

[@DeltaPhoenix180]

*Ears immediately perk up hearing the music flare from Homeworld Cataclysm*

[@Williaso]

Your ears are lying to you, that's not in the video.

[@infinitehoops]

When the AI is self aware

[@ncrxghost8075]

0:27 A missed opportunity to just randomly scream “suckerrrrrrrrrr!!”

[@ThisIsTheEskimo]

Peeper Puppies... Haven't heard that one in a minute lol

[@justalilchilly8501]

He starts humming portal randomly at the beginning lol

[@wingjaigaming8240]

I like this video! Will you also do A Completely Accurate Summary of Half Life 2?

[@Williaso]

Eventually, yes

[@Hmanpc]

It's been a whole year

[@yapflipthegrunt4687]

@@Hmanpc he did it

[@Hmanpc]

@@yapflipthegrunt4687 of course

[@Flemingluiz-mr9ep]

16:51 Temmie saves the Day agan

[@jakedill1304]

Fun fact! Use the host time scale command to fast forward through unskippable cutscenes.. I like what they do and I like that they did them but every time you play it, especially this one you might want to go through it a little quick.. fortunately, thanks to the fact that this game is not modern, you have a console with commands that you can use.. not like Doom 2016 or the new Wolfenstein games where you have to get an executable that's been hacked in order to use the console commands.. you can use the console commands just as is! Host_timescale 0 to whatever number I'm sure there's a maximum.. I'm also pretty sure you can't go in reverse but I've never tried it but that would be kind of cool I just thought about.. that being said I do know a mod for Half-Life 2 that lets you do that.. so who knows.. important thing is, if you're locked in a train to start a new game and your OCD like me so you want to canonically go through the whole thing rather than just loading the level that starts the game pass the intro which you can also do.. fast forward time.. pretty sure that's a Carmack thing but it also kind of doesn't explain why no one can tell me how to get Doom 3 to run past 60 frames per second.. but I'll figure it out eventually.. unfortunately, the current knowledge that Google wants to give me is limited to people that think that if you visit cap your frame rate at 60.. that counts as running it faster than 60... The important thing is.. well the base game in its base form off of an old Sierra CD.. may not be able to do any of this in similar or functional way.. there are many options! And all of them need you to adjust the weapon fov and regular fov in order to have the same field of view perspective in widescreen, rather than cropping the screen.. which people that make videos on the internet don't seem to comprehend anymore.. but at the very least it's in the right aspect ratio.. I suppose I should be thankful for that.. but it feels like.. I feel like people that edit video should know these kinds of things for some reason.. Grandpa may not care and Grandpa's going to die soon anyways.. but you'd think Timmy would, because Timmy has access to video production software.. and publishes them in to public.. Perhaps Timmy is one of those people that won't look at the controls in the menu or change any of the settings that he doesn't like, while still complaining about them.. and in all fairness, the most recent 2020 update to premiere pro actually doesn't list several of the important keys or let you bind them.. in fact they don't even list them in the PDF or anywhere on the Adobe website.. to learn what the basic mouse buttons do you have to go to Reddit.. and that's the last time I'll say something on Reddit actually has reasonable information.. because I think it might be the last actual useful information that is actually on Reddit go figure LOL.. I'm not sure if this is 2004 knowledge, cuz that could actually make some sense given running things faster than that was complicated back then and expensive.. or if it's modern knowledge because people are stupider now and the internet no longer tells truths rather it tells whatever I felt like saying at the time but I'm going to answer all of these posts with something.. because, I'm helping! They needed to know that the reason that they can't run a 20 year old game is because their computers bad.. you're welcome!special thanks to discord and reddit for destroying the conversation or concept of conversation on the internet!

[@susanwojkckck]

Longest fun fact to ever exist lmao

[@robertbobert5763]

First popcorn now hot pockets

[@Williaso]

Being hungry is a staple of CAS

[@lilithofthevoid4922]

@@Williaso don't forget Raising Cane's

[@Dukekabo0m09]

6:54 the best soundtrack in the game!

[@codyromrell6897]

Alright take my sub.

[@masonalvarado6589]

*Sings like the commercial: Hooot Pockets!

[@FBSpark]

That gman voice in the beginning

[@TheKueiJin]

"Game committed suicide." Epic.

[@raymondkravitz2001]

"Some friends to drive you insane." Excuse me G-Man, but people in general drive me insane.

[@slickcalf985]

he definitely put the cl_gibcount to 500

[@joeyquigley8189]

has anyone noticed he's humming the Portal song during the train scene?

[@doublecross8838]

Now do the expansions. (OpFor worm boss is broken in Sven-Coop last time I played

[@snyder12367]

This video has been brought to you by Mountain Dew. If you Do the Dew, you will live a full Half-Life.

[@ChextheVes4451]

1:01 You were humming a portal song.. still alive I think it was?

[@sauceelf653]

I don’t remember any of that last bit, did I play a different game loo

[@ratstriplea3702]

Was that outro music a nod to jolly?

[@saibot1246]

It's more an accurate summary of s-ven coop

[@FIGGYPWNS]

Good choice for the game.

[@CommerciallyViableUsername]

Cope and seethe, Mister Freeman. Cope and seethe

[@magmadude35]

Dark Sector would be a cool one lol

[@TheIOGuard]

10/10 this is accurate

[@Williaso]

But you can't even watch it yet

[@filmishit]

@@Williaso he's saving his spot

[@justarandompersoniguess]

@@Williaso that’s how accurate it is, you don’t even need to watch the video to know

[@BigHeadClan]

Deff need to do the Blackmesa version if you haven't already, granted would need to be solo since there isn't a CO op.

[@Williaso]

Or IS there? Muahahahaha

[@crabbowiththestabbo]

Williaso, in the flesh, or … rather in the hazmat suit.

[@slickcalf985]

*hazmat suit*

[@sssawfish]

*hazmat suit*

[@kamdensteiner5151]

Great video. But I think it could have used more Barneys.

[@Williaso]

Well do I have good news for you about the CAS of Half Life 2

[@noxygen42]

wait guys what song does he hum during the tram ride it sounds vaugly familiar to me

[@Williaso]

Darude Sandstorm

[@noxygen42]

@@Williaso Thanks so much my guy

[@jesushernandez-dc7nq]

Hello gordon!

[@sweethomealabama6695]

I loved how he just says shit like 'Barney gets killed by BDSM Ninjas' and more like if it was some kind of nagional geographic documantry

[@gamegeekz1]

Gotta love sven coop half life am I right?

[@pcruncher5627]

Soooooo will went insane without friends to help him

[@Williaso]

Someone didn't watch the whole video

[@alex2alven]

Gotta do MK Ultra sometime!

[@npswm1314]

Sven Coop? Oh God.

[@brianbeason6628]

two words "Crouch Jump"

[@user-pu5vy5zt5b]

I guess Xen creatures phobia exists now

[@JOZ3gC]

Doctor Coomer:. Hello Gordon !

[@sackcrusher6974]

An accurate summary of Mass Effect

[@Williaso]

I've got a patreon tier for game suggestions

[@scottl.1568]

Godlessness

[@leaf1048]

I gave a like just because of the g-man voice at the begining

[@LongWolf1987]

I want a level change shirt.

[@nexulis2717]

"Save the youtuber!" 🤣

[@OrigionalCigarette]

Im pushing to change Will's name to legally be "Mr.Bean"

[@CrackyCreates]

I want gman to say " black messsa " in his voice

[@zipster6393]

Hello gordon! Stop attacking us! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA im wounded, but I can go on AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@thuleanulven1742]

Vampire(VTM) bloodlines next plz!

[@Williaso]

I've got a patreon tier for game suggestions

[@alexdoule8671]

Sven coop is the best lol

[@plant5516]

Ahh freeman