A Completely Accurate Summary of the YouTube Comments Section 2021

[@masonater1474]

That Halo one: Ok that’s long *a couple minutes later* THERES MORE?!

[@cinnamoon423]

Seeing more honestly made feel psychological pain upon realization.

[@Mis73rRand0m]

I started cracking up by the end

[@Mis73rRand0m]

Is this the closest to word-waterboarding we will get?

[@cinnamoon423]

@@Mis73rRand0m Pretty much.

[@faberthecatgirl]

I have been flash banged by words

[@papafrank2894]

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

[@bloodmax7476]

May Jesus Christ thought holy spirit bless you all

[@HaloFollower-Ron]

YOU'RE STAELING CONTENT FORM HALOFOLLOWER

[@NotKameron]

Oh my god it’s him

[@Luger117]

he is stealing content from you!!!

[@firstconsul7286]

tmw commenting about stealing content from the channel who posted the video

[@wartimeroxy6163]

Lol

[@Murasaki_Saya]

27:12

[@thescotslair]

Legend has it that SuperQ87 is fearing Wills arrival to this very day...

[@SuperQB7_]

I know he’s coming… I’m just waiting for the day

[@mediocri5y]

@@SuperQB7_ the man, the myth, the legend

[@kiibo1786]

11:56 "The comment, it's finished." "No, I think we're just getting started."

[@masonater1474]

WAIT A MINUTE. At 27:23 Williaso was being… nice? And… empathetic? And… not being sarcastic about it? Props to you man. Your right no one should get bullied off the internet

[@Beardieee]

I like your funny words, magic man

[@danalves3048]

Williaso is in my top 3 people i want to heard narrating a story

[@NotKameron]

Agreed

[@supersoldier8629]

29:30 Williaso: Then you will cry DOOM MUSIC PLAYS lol

[@Lucidixl]

11:55 I thought it was over, but this was just the beginning.

[@internetdave3281]

Oh boy, It’s time for Williaso to show What he thinks about us

[@indiana47]

I like the idea that the Rookie is just wandering the city playing with some cool knick knacks he found after sleeping in on his first day on the job while his coworkers do all the work.

[@nickmiller5152]

Cry-laughing at the "For a brick, he flew pretty good" remix. That's gold.

[@alexmartinez5859]

Okay. Big hand to Shovelry for reading that inane rambling about Halo:CE. I like Halo as much as the next guy, but dear lord that was too much.

[@mrsirdba]

27:41 He didnt kill your dog he wrote a bad halo game... ...halo 5 killed my dog There is now coffee all over my monitor wait why are there dark spo-

[@crazyvikingboy2856]

4:15 “A completely accurate summary of basement dwellers”

[@MrHawkelement]

Underrated comment.

[@eggsman63]

"Go Outside"

[@Tyler-nr6kl]

15:03 really appreciate the effort of editing the dialogue for this. It got funnier every time the chief slammed into the ship.

[@crabbowiththestabbo]

I keep forgetting that he only has about 45k subscribers. It’s just upsetting really. He deserves way more.

[@ArDeeMee]

07-2023: Still not quite 100k. =(

[@shifty_dragon3679]

14:34 You know, the last thing I was expecting in 2021 was a Darude - Sandstorm reference

[@brianblackburn5018]

15:04 favorite segment

[@nonamejustbecause]

18:29 yes, it's a book thing You're welcome

[@gcon.807]

14:27. THEY EXPECTED US, THEY EXPECTED ALL OF US!!

[@SuperStudReceiver86]

Please NEVER change. I absolutely love that I stumbled on to your page.

[@bigdomkook]

The rant actually lasted longer than my entire drive to work, I even gave it a headstart.

[@nonamejustbecause]

10:18 oh boy another long one, about 4 minutes for this long, OK 11:59 oh fuck there's *more* ? Your patience astounds me 13:00 Holy shit I'm sorry for you at this point 13:30 kill me please 14:00 God as a halo fan I'm sorry

[@DeadEyes63]

That dude really needs to chill I mean I’m a halo fan yes but gawd damn

[@kieronfarley1924]

I died a little when you revealed the second paragraph in that halo ce rant…

[@etherious2056]

My favorite part is the edited brick part hands down also how the fuck have I had the exact same ad this entire video

[@cameroncochran1105]

Graphics are garbage. Story line is garbage. The only redeeming quality is the multiplayer but holy hell it's a toxic environment. Like halo 3 early days

[@gennoble4713]

It is nice but damn, it gets really repetitive looking at the "new" crap that looks the same over and over again.

[@tannakiTV]

Dude the content updates are so damn garbage like they took out voting so you can only vote for something instead of against it, the servers have too many bots, communication is shit, and it's pretty much p2w if you are verified. definitely sucks ever since game development was handed over to google but maybe with season 13 they'll fix some stuff

[@thescotslair]

Jeeze dude the video hasn't even come out yet. At least wait until he talks about the DRM

[@over9000713]

6:07 - I'm so glad I watched this video

[@Meme_Deity]

All jokes aside I hope these guys keep doing the same kinds of videos. Quite refreshing seeing a nihilistic take on many popular games.

[@williamgrant3231]

"If you say anything negative imma cry." "Then you will cry." DOOM 2016 MUSIC STARTS PLAYING Why was that so cool?

[@SugarPac]

Well, this will be fun.

[@shovelry]

I lost a piece of myself reading that Halo comment

[@SuperQB7_]

I did not expect to be in a Williaso video ever

[@Omegaastra]

34:44 I legit thought it was another comment than I spent 5 minutes staring at the screen waiting for something. What am I doing with my life?

[@pdq114]

21:03 OH NO, its the halo gravemind

[@lampshade6579]

11:56 holy shit the reveal that their is a second half of the rant that's just as big made me spill my fucking dr.peppef

[@silasscott4687]

That bit about the gunship in mw1.....its a gunship...in the sky...with big frickin guns.....that you blow stuff up with.....what could be more satisfying?

[@Williaso]

It was boring. You sit and click every few seconds while being barely engaged with the game.

[@silasscott4687]

@@Williaso true, the mw3 one was better

[@Williaso]

@@silasscott4687 Turret sections all suck

[@noahdigit430]

The first Williaso video I ever see, and its a recap of comments from other videos...

[@connorgolsong290]

31:46. I'm Canon to the Williaso Cinematic Universe! Woohoo!

[@SaiyanDemon]

I’m already getting popcorn ready and saving it until the video starts

[@alcatrazjazz2166]

I love to play KZbin comment section the only thing wrong with it is how hard it is

[@austrakaiser4793]

Not gonna lie I was hard looking at the Halo 4 thumbnail

[@afatalvendetta]

I can't wait for the Real Thoughts on the KZbin Comments Section.

[@3rdStreetAVolitionite]

Can't wait for the real thoughts! Lol

[@TheCloven]

It'll be *real* good

[@realmalcontent1029]

We shall watch your carrier with great interest

[@travisedwards7501]

I get the weirdest ads when I watch your videos.... It's like KZbin doesn't know what to do and just throws random ads at me

[@audiblerangerdms6616]

"Brick." -Rogal Dorn being found by the Emperor

[@gazza4733]

14:06 "Is this a copy pasta?" *It is now*

[@dmj271095]

I was not ready for "set fov to horse eyes" and it fucking killed me

[@dmj271095]

Im serious, im dying while i write this.

[@MasterHall117]

6:19 That’s gotta be the best reference ever. Of all time

[@endoskel9262]

Ok it actually took me a little bit to get the reference

[@MasterHall117]

@@endoskel9262 My reference or his?

[@endoskel9262]

@@MasterHall117 both I think

[@SaltDoesArt]

27:33 Yeah... This is why i've been kinda distancing myself from the Halo community, despite it being one of my favorite franchises. The community has become a cesspool tbh.

[@normakes]

they became the very thing they swore to destroy, the cod community.

[@MrHawkelement]

Likewise, it hurts to say this, but the Halo community is probably getting close to the Sonic community's level of toxicity. Just a lot of overwhelming anger and hate.

[@ace448]

Eventually everything returns to the mean. A shitty, awful, terrible mean.

[@SanguineRoku]

the real thoughts version of this is gonna be wild

[@ma5bgaming779]

The destiny 2 villain is a buff halo grunt

[@austrakaiser4793]

Not gonna lie he was a softy too, makes sense.

[@SheerAntAttack]

Imagine that 1 year later CAS Of KZbin...2 That rimes

[@TaintedMojo]

Paul Ateides: What’s in it? Reverend Mother: PAIN

[@raymondkravitz2001]

Legend says that Shadex De'Marr is still ranting. He was last seen outside with signs with full paragraphs written on them.

[@derekmensch3601]

The Comment at 9:40 is a Crysis 2 reference.

[@commentsectionman6231]

Quite rad! 28:00 Holy moly I made it!

[@kaylagrace8562]

Have you played Mass Effect? Because an accurate summary of the OG mass effect games would be HILARIOUS

[@devinchavez1523]

31:43 This made my day guys I feel honored to be featured especially after a bad day

[@sour-vampire]

Level change

[@BuffSocialSkills]

18:38 just watched the video after a fucking horrible day......this made my day :)

[@steveheist6426]

27:42 Well shit I guess it's justified then. (No not really, is just joke.)

[@justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456]

Quite the video experience I'd say

[@christophercarey165]

27:36 thank you for pointing that out. I know thousands of people have said that in the past but things like doxxing cause a loss of privacy and safety in people’s own homes. Harassment is not okay in any situation (ok maybe harassing politicians online) but people tend to go way too far with this kind of thing and I think that they should provide constructive criticism for the creators of a bad game rather than cause them to leave the internet

[@houseofcards3293]

7:55 THEY ARE SPEAKING THE LANGUAGE OF THE GODS

[@LeTruee]

The 100 Acres but he's actually from Philadelphia may be a joke about how the Philadelphia Eagles had a kicker a while back named Acres. Litterally the only connection I could make and I live in PA.

[@nikifalcon]

CBT stands for "Subscribe To Williaso"

[@doom7ish]

This was a welcome one indeed. Also Any more games to do in the future. Hope you could play Gears 2.

[@lilbread2646]

at 21:06 , all speedrunners of titanfall2 are shaking your hand, trust me.

[@parunox1702]

Halo 2 sniper jackals came from a mating season that’s why they’re are soo many

[@RamboCreativity]

I mean he kind of has a point with the destiny 2 rant, too many of my homies skip cutscenes then get confused when literally parts of the game are *skipped*

[@lyingspino6728]

11:10, I had 4 strokes listening to this....

[@emiliodemartines836]

was watching this video and got it recommended AS I WAS WATCHING THIS VIDEO!!!!

[@Vogav]

10:17 went to the corner to cry at the fact that there's more than one guy like thay Edit: 11:57 OH GOD THERE'S MORE. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Edit: 16:20 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Edit: 30:30 AAAAAA- oh wait

[@Ginge_97]

Never change, Will

[@disownership]

15:28 **Loud thud** "Brick." This killed me for some reason.

[@Williaso]

That one's my favorite too

[@ianrzep9011]

@@Williaso brick

[@ChrisPBacon-gn9jx]

28:18 pretty sure the guy was trying to summon a demon with that comment

[@soupbane1688]

I think that brick flew pretty good.

[@ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem]

The brick segment with Johnson made me crack up.

[@troypowers750]

My new year's resolution will be to get featured by Williaso in another video like this.

[@atch4764]

I’m going to start writing a 10000 word essay on each of your videos

[@Bobertthecoolkid]

Rip icegold cool the man got sandstormed. Sad how he never knew the song was breaking the covenant

[@lanetorty7529]

the one where will jsut answers a long spell with "go outside" absolutely murders me every time!!!

[@theHamish117]

@15:02 I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣

[@kegcodex]

I won't lie to you. I didn't have the attention to read the long comments, nor do I have the attention for them to be read to me

[@Williaso]

That's why there's timestamps to skip them

[@kegcodex]

@@Williaso hahahaha I would never do that, feels disrespectful to skip your hard work

[@Williaso]

@@kegcodex I wanted to keep the comment readings in their entirety because of that (cause come on, Matt spent FOUR MINUTES reading a comment, cutting that down would be disrespectful to the amount of work he put in) but I also know it's FOUR MINUTES OF ONE COMMENT lol. No hard feelings from anyone for skipping them, even the guys who read the comments can't watch it all

[@canadiandoughnut8605]

Whoever write a paragraph about something serious has to be a game journalist, seriously

[@bkproductions383]

OMG OMG OMG IM IN YOUR VIDEO!!!! I FEEL SO HONORED I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH!!! (Sorry I usually get side lined by a lot of things. Your awesome.)

[@ethanjobson3568]

11:55 the way it pans out to the rest of the comment 💀

[@dumpsterfire5063]

When you don’t get featured in a video about the comment section 💀💀💀💀

[@austrakaiser4793]

Not gonna lie it's pretty funny when the comment it funny...

[@sciencool7227]

11:56 Plot twist of the century

[@yorunova9055]

Now you've stared down a rabbit hole of reading video comments. Next is going to be "A completely accurate summary of the KZbin comment section of A completely accurate summary of the KZbin comment section."

[@zeta4115]

18:26, its a book thing.

[@KingsNJenssons]

you start the video and hear what it is and you are like i hope im not in it

[@themacintoshnerd]

"but y u die in easiest places" - Aristotle

[@elassassin0129]

Me: Plays game without much thought. Years later watches video on games I played: fuck, how did I seriously not realize this before? Except the Battlefield campaigns, knew about them not being great fairly early on. Thank you for your content!

[@northernnorton]

A completely accurate summary of Williaso 'breaks it and doesn't like it'

[@invisiblebob69420]

When did the youtube comment section become a game? Lol

[@Tallerranger]

When it got to him hopefully I get in the video

[@nomadsgalaxy]

Truth is, it's been a game from the start.

[@ddog_2559]

@@temmiekaz I guessed someone would say that

[@austrakaiser4793]

KZbin is a game where people argue about their political views and how awful the main character is

[@HUNT736]

I don't think I have enough Coke to get through all this I didn't have enough Coke

[@thewhovian1797]

20:08 I can never unsee this

[@yoschiannik8438]

11:55 Oh thank god its ov- oh fuck no!

[@maxy1172]

Tbh i find Williaso videos are surprisingly informative

[@Beardieee]

Please rethink your life. You stray a dark path

[@maxy1172]

@@Beardieee life huh nah I'm good

[@velkhanaoverlord5854]

13:34 its said that to this very day his hands still hurt from writing this comment