A Completely Accurate Summary of DOOM Eternal

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0:00 A Completely Accurate Summary of DOOM Eternal
21:11 Bonus Round: Punching Interactables

[@Williaso]

What did you think of the subtitles?

[@sethfurman5784]

really enjoying it!

[@joelcatalanm7832]

Very helpful, thanks!

[@skitt5396]

They were fantastic, thank you for adding them

[@JUNIsLuke]

I liked it! :)

[@NaiveChicken]

Its awesome ma broskee! 👁️👄👁️👍

[@miscellaneousbox848]

funny how you mentioned California weather being hellfire, my Windows task bar weather actually said "fire weather" with a flame icon last night and I live in California

[@zaaaccckkkkify]

Same

[@penguinsrockrgr8yt216]

Leave

[@ODST626]

@@zaaaccckkkkify same

[@ODST626]

@@penguinsrockrgr8yt216 also same.

[@zaaaccckkkkify]

@Brian The BreadCrumb there is no escape.

[@disguisedkerbal8245]

The fact Mick Gordan used a damn chainsaw and a lawn mower for the music is god damn insane

[@Sniper_4_Life]

Wait, a lawnmower ? I heard about the chainsaw part, but I didn't hear about him using a lawnmower

[@tricky5594]

next they're gonna use a shotgun or m16 or something insane lol

[@EricTanGH0ST]

You never heard of Industrial music before ? It's been around longer than Mick Gordon. Honestly he is Just overrated he only got famous because of Doom... The new composer for the Doom DLC is WAY better.

[@normakes]

@@EricTanGH0ST I mean.. Andrew's good, but Iprefer mick's menu theme over Andrew's one. All of my hours on eternal were due to the menu theme alone and I'm glad they changed it back to the original, more hype theme.

[@NguyenKien1808]

@@normakes that was Levy's not Andrew

[@HaIsKuL]

I liked how the game starts in the middle of the catastrophe with Doomguy already halfway through getting to the first Hellpriest. It really shows how Doomguy wasn't wasting any time and was already on top of things.

[@slimprism]

to explain the pop-ups, easy mode is a tutorial for hard mode. it tells you the best way to kill a demon because by time you’ve figured it out on nightmare you’ve died enough times to make infinity sound like a small number.

[@DreamyAileen]

@Paul Martin At launch the 1st Arch-Vile in Taras Nabad didn't have a tutorial popup. ID added it in a later update, because...yeah

[@vadernation1233]

@@DreamyAileen yeah most people thought it was a buff totem since it wasn’t put in an obvious spot and it summoned buff demons

[@blackreign673]

thats part of the fun with the archvile. sometimes when things are chaotic it's hard to tell if it's a buff totem or an archvile and you have to figure it out.

[@CrunchyCoin]

Yup

[@Bab_9805]

if you ever play a game called antimatter dimensions you'll know why infinity is a small number.

[@npswm1314]

9:40 is proof that you actually need all those tutorials Will...

[@Williaso]

Hey I DID say I needed them, they're just everywhere

[@sm0nkboi832]

Completely accurate summarys never get old If you could do the DLC now that would be pog

[@Marzo7866]

if he does do the DLCs, i can't wait to see his reaction to *T H A T* purple goo section in the first level of TAG2

[@GooseDGguh]

believe my apparently the pop ups were completely necessary because it seems so many people read the pop ups and then complained the game was too hard even though it told you how to fight almost every single enemy

[@sohamacharya171]

cough cough, Marauders

[@thechroniclegamer4285]

Disclaimer: Do not jump through any mysterious space portals. They are unsafe

[@PelemusMcSoy]

Tell that to the Covenant.

[@thechroniclegamer4285]

@@PelemusMcSoy “do you know how expensive these portals are son?”

[@SirGoP]

One thing: a missed opportunity. Across Urdak and Final Sin, Samuel Haden actually warns about how "the longer the Icon of Sin is on earth, the stronger it will become" like four different times. This has become a meme within the community. I was sort of hoping you guys would play on this fact more ^^

[@spookytown7963]

That joke is terrible and overused

[@timepundit7197]

That sentence probably explains your dating life.

[@rynemcgriffin1752]

@@spookytown7963 The more this joke is used, the stronger it will become

[@spookytown7963]

@@rynemcgriffin1752 unfunny*

[@ttchme9816]

@@spookytown7963 i would prefer an overused joke over someone who won't let others enjoy the fun.

[@drwinlied]

3:47 into the "you know who you are" is pretty funny. I really enjoy how you stream all these things together. Thanks for your hard work

[@charliebacon3778]

Who is he talking about?

[@user-mx1fq6qm6i]

@@charliebacon3778 battlefield 2042 and call of duty vanguard

[@MrQwertasdfgzxcvbpoi]

Not halo??

[@jaker7567]

@@MrQwertasdfgzxcvbpoi infinite has it's moments far more often than the other two

[@mordanthubris6516]

"I'm not Arin from Game Grumps." Are you sure? Because you had the Cultist Key and there was a path clearly marked 'Cultist Key' and you got lost. Sounds pretty Arin-like

[@Williaso]

Yet

[@FarmYardGaming]

Love the subtitles. I prefer keeping them on whenever possible so I really appreciate the time taken to have them built in.

[@BigBadBalrog]

I got tired of the pop ups too, so I turned them off and I was COMPLETELY blindsided when the Marauder popped up and I tried to fight him aggressively. It went about as well as you'd expect.

[@Williaso]

Yeah, they're important information, just presented a little poorly

[@dessertlimbo]

you can literally turn them off in the settings

[@BigBadBalrog]

@@dessertlimbo Yes, which is what I'm saying I did. But without the box popping up and instructing me to keep a certain distance and wait for the green flash before attacking, I aggressively pumped everything I had into his shield without knowing I was doing it wrong. One of the loading screens between attempts told me how to handle the fight, which I don't think should be necessary. If a fight breaks all of the best practices you've learned from the game up to that point then it should be communicated to you in-game and not in a text box.

[@nickmccarter2395]

The Archville tutorial is new I think. I didn't get it when I first played that level on release day. I ran around dying for about a half hour looking for a buff totem. Eventually I ran past something weird looking and thought "Was that a wall of fire?"

[@craig_the_brute]

All I want or a completely accurate summary of breath of the wild

[@Williaso]

Sorry bud, PC games only. I don't have a Switch, and won't be doing any emulated games in the foreseeable future

[@TriggerVR657]

@@Williaso plus that’s like 50 hours of pain

[@TriggerVR657]

In my case at least

[@ReVocals]

@@Williaso when it is out please, i beg you to do a 'completely accurate' dying light 2 video

[@hambo4579]

@@ReVocals he has a patron where you can pay him to put games you want next or higher on his list you should look into it

[@feroexe7965]

I haven't heard someone call Deag Nilox a "hairless testicle" Why have I not seen this sooner...

[@justarandompersoniguess]

I know the exact thing this game needs more of: popup tutorials

[@shadowmaster210]

"I'm not Arin from Game Grumps" this is painfully funny.

[@alexmartin9393]

Love your videos mate! Always make me laugh and smile each day. You sir are a bloody legend

[@TheSeantropolis]

OMG THANK YOU! The title card music has drove me nuts since launch. Love this game to hell and back.

[@KeifersIsAwesome]

It's never been desynchronized for me.

[@angelkiller4698]

Love all your content, keep up the great work everyone!

[@darkabyss9923]

“Amazon packaging headquarters” lmao first video I watched of yours was the completely accurate halo infinite one and now I can’t stop watching these keep up the great work!

[@samuelvallejo9486]

Loved the content as usual and the subtitles were a nice touch

[@PhoenixBird9000]

I love the baby bird comments. Remember... be kind to birds. One of them might just grow up to be the Doom Slayer.

[@caseyeriksen2345]

Love how the revenant kill was explained that it was a mercy kill :)

[@padawanmage71]

The ‘Amazon Packaging Facility’. I laughed so hard I choked on my coffee!

[@davidarcherd9868]

When Hayden told me you can't just shoot a whole into the surface of Mars, I literally said out loud "Getting really tired of you telling me what I can't do."

[@GrayCatbird1]

Fun fact: I discovered Xisuma before Doom, so every time I see the Doomguy all I can think is “oh here is Realistic Xisuma”

[@extinctwolf00]

I can’t wait for this one to release.

[@tamalhorvath3924]

“Chainsaw does chainsaw things” u realize that the pop up also shows you what you get for chawing an enemy. Not to mention it’s an option to turn them off.

[@dimitrisbam5640]

Very nice narrating hope your channel explodes

[@jeanchen194]

Will, I have been waiting for this for a while. I am going to work, when I get back later tonight I expect to pee my pants in laughter at your clever jokes.

[@bigbrosgsxr]

How do you not have more subs? The dialog is hilarious!!!

[@DeltaGammer]

yeah baby this is the moment i’ve been waiting for

[@luisruiz3771]

The pop ups are annoying if you already know what you are doing but if you take your time they help a lot. I know that my first play through I skipped all the pop ups and kept dying on the easiest mode, bit when I started a knew save on ultra violence I read all the pop ups and that helped me.

[@aturn124]

After hearing you mention Joseph Seed, I need to hear a CAS of either FC5 or New Dawn, haha. Plus it's good watching you play co-op games too. Great vid as always!

[@hambo4579]

If you join his discord you can see what games he's currently working on

[@aturn124]

@@hambo4579 oh awesome. Will do! Thanks.

[@trashman1805]

Subscribed, all the jokes hit me very hard I'm in the hospital now, but it was worth it

[@clash_blazr5095]

1:01 plot twist: those students had unscheduled 1st period

[@hunteramies3424]

"Heading downstairs to eat fresh and rip flesh" best line

[@dominicchristensen9231]

8:25 *laughs* Ah, a fellow Commander.

[@moonmoon4537]

Has the marauder been nerfed? Besides the visual and audio effects, which I’d barely call a nerf, I don’t think he’s been changed.

[@EndHunter8]

He hasn't been nerfed. In fact - he was buffed by making him dodge out of ice bombs. I think the "nerf" he mentions is the stun effect.

[@noobguy9973]

no the nerf is for lower difficulty levels where his green attacks are appearntly bit slower ... none of us knew about this because we all play on either Nightmare or Ultra Nightmare which is unchanged.

[@Karstodes]

In my mind There is @TheRussianBadger Hyper over the top and pretty wild Then there is @Williaso Mellow almost bored but still over the top and wild I love both of them and the video game series they make xD

[@thebigboi5357]

As a diehard doom eternal fan, I’m very glad you pointed out that the intro shotgun isnt properly timed with the music. That’s always bothered me

[@Dagreatdudeman]

You have to remember that "game journalists" also played this game.

[@connorgolsong290]

I find the New York jokes ironic considering the opening level ACTUALLY takes place in NYC.

[@danthebunnie_origins1146]

It does?

[@connorgolsong290]

@@danthebunnie_origins1146 Yes. It very clearly shows the player in the opening cinematic that the priests are in NYC, so that's where the Slayer goes.

[@1987nightrap]

That cultist key part got me the other day, you are not alone

[@wingjaigaming8240]

There are colorblind settings in the options. Have you tried them? Maybe they can help you see better

[@Williaso]

The colorblind options change the HUD element colors, not the environment colors. Red room will still be red

[@alexmartinez5859]

I just got the very subtle Baba O’Riley reference. Hidden so deep in there it requires good knowledge of the song’s unofficial title and its lyrics.

[@neutralknight.6862]

This is one thing that ultrakill better. The tutorials are found in the arcade machines at the start of every level and are completely optional but super easy to find. Just press enemies on the perfectly done machine and click on the one you need help with. Fucking beautiful.

[@apsey3596]

What makes the part of the first mission where you can’t squeeze through comically large bars more funny is that canonically doom guy is BJ Blazkowictz III, who squeezed through an air vent in the new order

[@Exotic2632]

‘’You have to suffer with me’’ me: oh no

[@poopenfarten4222]

im glad your channel popped up in my yt

[@sumconverse7688]

Love the videos bro

[@thewitness9516]

“Every character ends up saying the exact same thing” You have a good point but most of this I just don’t agree with (I enjoy the story more than the game so don’t judge my thought process) but this is pretty funny

[@SirGoP]

Looking forward to the "real thoughts" on this one :)

[@noneofyourdamnbusinessstill]

As amazon area manager i appreciate the amazon joke. Regional encounters at the warehouse really do feel like a boss fight every damn time lmfao

[@NightRogue77]

The opening of this video might be up there as one of the greatest trolls of all time lmfao

[@byrnespeed]

We teleport to Naboo...I laughed and choked legit with a glass of water....water!!! lol pretty funny mate, you have my approbation!! Cheers!!

[@Voltaggio1]

The addition of the clips to the wrong script jokes is awesome

[@JuiceboxCE]

Agreed, made me laugh so much more seeing it abruptly take the screen🤣 adds to the joke for me

[@raymondkravitz2001]

"I see you are attempting to destroy the forces of Hell, would you like help with that?" -Doomguy's Clippy

[@Kirbo112]

The doom guy looks like the hulk. It's just a bright green blob Edit: 17:57 "please help me I'm being held hostage and forced to edit these videos"

[@classicalslayer5524]

11:36 you can actually skip this when your on the climbing wall you can jump up over it get the coin and walk to the platform and no emenys will spawn

[@esanscoopsers7538]

i wanna teach this guy to get good at the game

[@brandonjohnson4540]

One of the developers said in 2016 on DOOM “Story in doom is like story in a porno it’s expected to be there but not super important” I think that’s beautiful

[@spookytown7963]

1. Wasn't a 2016 dev, it was John Carmack. 2. He retracted that statement, saying it was stupid.

[@DS-tv2fi]

I’m a big fan of platforming “gimmicks”, just because I like variety as well as challenge with my platforming.

[@Williaso]

It just feels like there's two very distinct parts to the game: combat, and the platforming. The arenas in combat already have a lot of moving around in vertical space to work with the platforming mechanics, but then the platforming is just a really basic straightforward run through whatever. It's not exactly challenging or skillful, it's designed to be beatable first try. Just feels a little out of place to me

[@DS-tv2fi]

@@Williaso Fair enough. Different strokes for different folks.

[@icedragon57studios32]

Will there be 'A Completely Accurate Summary of DOOM Eternal the Ancient Gods Parts One and Two'?

[@benjaminmccormack2247]

They didn’t tell you the weakness of the hell knight because.. it doesn’t have one

[@Snellythedog]

The super gore nest is the library but if it was built differently and was actually fun. And didn’t have mutated popcorn.

[@gendygoblin8391]

I am surprised that the new brain demon doesn’t have an intro like the Imp in Doom 2016 which is a factor of that game I liked better, the art style and the presentation.

[@cassierbutler6073]

Same, this one feels too much like an arcade game

[@rdowg]

@@cassierbutler6073 eh, I kinda like it. The devs were right, if they used 2016's artstyle, the faster gameplay would be hindered by visibility.

[@cassierbutler6073]

@@rdowg personally, I've never been a fan of bright, flashy games unless it's there for a world-based reason, but I see what you're saying

[@redmist6630]

@@cassierbutler6073 arcade games would use a cheesy, unrealistic intro dude

[@cassierbutler6073]

@@redmist6630 You know very well what I meant. I personally don't like bright neon colors, and that's *my* opinion. I can also see why I stopped playing, because it would seem that people get quite pissy when someone criticizes the game in almost any way

[@magicassassin2950]

Alright that Inception reference was unexpected and fantastic

[@21stcenturycacotaco92]

This was pretty hilarious ngl

[@erykzysk3330]

Agreed

[@lilyahnah6334]

12:04 was probably the best combat gaming move I’ve seen since that call of duty jump out of jet thing

[@mako5456]

lol "Game journalist worst nightmare." That got me.

[@D.S_]

8:30 Xcom 2 reference I can relate to

[@guidomista7960]

After over a year playing xcom 2, i didn’t notice the vipers had tits until he mentioned it. Maybe it was because im too busy having my entire team getting slapped in the ass from 50+ meters away by this voldemort motherfucker.

[@thomasraymond7912]

Fun thing the second mission where there were a ton of cultists worshiping that don't fight back and you left one alive to send a message. Yeah if you killed them all there would have been a reward.

[@godlygecko6302]

Love the lobby music playing

[@rahulravishankar3152]

Yeeees i was waiting for this one.

[@janclarenzfresnillo4052]

willaso: do the game think im an idiot dont anser that game:yes yes we do

[@theatre721]

That pinky and the brain line needs more attention called to it

[@octogorb9853]

Time for more laughs from oversimplified story.

[@ActuallySludge]

Can't wait I love this series! Except being a cod fanboy hurt when he tore those games to peices 😭😭😭

[@revlouder5865]

Yeah cuz the new ones suck

[@ActuallySludge]

@@revlouder5865 it's true, call of duty has fallen off.

[@austrakaiser4793]

Wonder if he's played WaW? Muh favourite!

[@danthebunnie_origins1146]

The tutorials that are in the game make sense for people like me that just got the game and need to learn the controls

[@seanpeacock4290]

I got thee viper reference. I feel special.

[@Badgers.]

Games journalists, that's why there's so many pop up tutorials.

[@ODST626]

We should just have custom difficulty toggle option on starting a new game called games journalist mode. Where the enemy has a 0% hit chance and doesnt move. XD

[@randomman11167]

To be honest, I personally think you somehow complete these entire video with a resting unimpressed face unless you laughing

[@delghatto7315]

You know, the pop up tutorials seem to be there more for the journalists than the actual players. I know we all remember Dean Takahashi.

[@thomasshermer3000]

the only reason they aren't stopping the slayer from saving humanity forcibly is because everybody is terrified of him.

[@caolkyle]

‘The introverts that only want to talk about fps games and how they were better in 2010’ I feel pretty attacked there lol

[@dunstonlion1342]

To be fair, I also got stuck in that same hallway. I flashbacked so hard on that spot 😂

[@Explodinghairypotatocat]

10:00 to make the analogy better, "the baby bird slammed into the ground nearly died, but just got up and flew off at the speed of sound"

[@austrakaiser4793]

This guy will have you laughing in the first minute he's that good!

[@maxgrossman5396]

Your my favorite youtuber!

[@stegoshark5116]

12:46 It's Doomslayer's version of venting after the Khan makyr hid the last priest

[@GB.D]

You think purple goo is a bad idea? awww you're adorable like a little baby! (Cries in poison swamps in EVERY FUCKING DARK SOULS GAME)

[@Hero_0965]

New drinking game, take a shot every time ‘pop up’ is mentioned

[@tootymcfart1620]

the pop ups are just for the gaming journalists and they just forgot to remove them

[@BlakeGameYT]

In order for the title drop music to sync, you need to wait for the main menu music to die down before entering the level.

[@Brompot]

You can skip the power core animation by quickly switching your weapons before picking it up

[@LLL74123]

The game spoiling every enemy weakpoint is so frustrating, it should've just shown up in the codex AFTER you've beaten it if at all.