A Completely Accurate Summary of Titanfall 2

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[@mangopenguin6217]

the gauntlet at the end physically pains me

[@hishaamabbasi5570]

i hate it with all of my being

[@bombatomica_6449]

I had to open TF2 and trow a grenade and my feet just to go fast after seeing that

[@ishallnot7962]

Also how tf did Sarah Briggs get 2min on the gauntlet? Just by walking you get a minute odd, is she more braindead than jack?

[@zaktii]

@@ishallnot7962 the story behind it is she did that while she was injured at the end of TF1

[@Jester4460]

Same

[@AreHorsesReal]

You have angered all Titanfall 2 players by killing the MRVNs.

[@frostyfizz7915]

(YOU HAVE ALERTED THE HORDE)

[@joyoobility9176]

Burn the heretics

[@thesheepylord8744]

I actively look for all the MRVNs and kill them

[@AreHorsesReal]

@@thesheepylord8744 you monster

[@joyoobility9176]

@@AreHorsesReal so, do u want them to be oblivied by the ark explosion? We just did them a favor by killing them. Plus that depressed MRVN with the arc tool, he put him out of his misery

[@alexboi3049]

BT: "you can't walk through poisonous gas" Cooper: "I'm built different"

[@StarkSpider24]

Built alternatively, Built incorrectly

[@ShrodingeRen]

@@StarkSpider24 *Built Stupid*

[@ECHO-87]

In the words of THERUSSIANBADGER "built different,built stupid"

[@justincasey8507]

Yup

[@darkalexander9158]

Late response yes, I tried this and managed to actually walk through the gas, no wall running I just walked through... Then my game crashed but hey Cooper was right he can walk through poisonous gas sometimes.

[@jcheever37]

You had me at "Trust me."

[@Williaso]

I say 'Trust me' at the beginning of every video but I guess it's got a special meaning for Titanfall 2, eh?

[@yaboihanz7658]

You have no clue man...

[@tibetkl]

Protocol 3: Protect the pilot

[@MrSamuraiGhost]

U had me there too

[@shadowbroz1026]

@@MrSamuraiGhost Cooper, Trust me.

[@kouradatv6902]

14:20 Typhon was a military IMC controlled planet with no civilian presence, definitely not a war crime

[@lachlanv.b.7783]

I'm fairly sure that in a setting where war is being raged between colonies and corporations over natural resources, blowing up a habitable planet must be if not a war crime definitely illegal from anyone's standpoint lol

[@kouradatv6902]

@@lachlanv.b.7783 Yes, a planet definitely falls under the "Common heritage of mankind" category, though still not a war crime, technically. Also, whats illegal doesnt really matter during war lmao

[@lachlanv.b.7783]

@@kouradatv6902 I mean by the fact that we prosecute "war crimes", have rules of engagement and are bound by international conventions implies that the law is still very much relevent in war

[@kouradatv6902]

@@lachlanv.b.7783 killing someone is illegal though not technically a war crime

[@h1tsc4n40]

@@kouradatv6902 What a dumb argument lol, killing a hostile combatant during war is not illegal. Killing civilians during war is.

[@_-Achilles-_]

Had me rolling at “Oh NO not Mombasa Streets!”. First time playing ODST I had a very hard time finding my way around so I felt that on a spiritual level

[@VAULT-TEC_INC.]

You literally had an overhead map in ODST.

[@agent8399]

I haven’t even gotten past that level LOL

[@RyanCR3000Omega19]

"I Killed a few MRVNs" Titanfall Fan: YOU WOT?

[@Illmyst]

This games campaign was lightyears more interesting and fun than most new single player games.

[@kingacrisius]

To be fair, while the militia aren't exactly saints, they're still WAYYY better in terms of morality than the IMC.

[@katrinrudtke517]

Apex truppen

[@RiskyFeat]

I love how Lastimosa is nicknamed "Captain dies in the first 10 minutes" He literally got shat on for plot of the game, rip! I do love Lastimosa though, he is the only reason why we had the pilot training to steamroll the Predators. Played the campaign over 100 times now and the dude just wastes my time every time I run the game.

[@adifficultytweak4316]

To be fair he was being jumped by blisk and ash

[@svkflyingace]

@@adifficultytweak4316 and Slone

[@adifficultytweak4316]

@@svkflyingace slone wasn't there until after

[@svkflyingace]

@@adifficultytweak4316 umm Slone was there first, i would recommend taking a look at it again

[@adifficultytweak4316]

@@svkflyingace I always thought that was just a random ion because of how helpless they were

[@metroplexprime9901]

Dunno what a giant robot has to do with Cognitive Behavioral Therapy, but otherwise great video!

[@computethis1533]

But I do know what it has to do with the other CBT

[@wcookiv]

@@computethis1533 Computer Based Training? Oh you meant the other thing. Still less painfull than what I said.

[@bennyoc714]

@@wcookiv Dock and Call torture

[@wcookiv]

@@bennyoc714 Hahah, wow. I used to work in a call centre and I'd never heard that one.

[@Mast3rKK]

i thought it was charlie-bravo-tango or cooper-bravo-tango for some reason

[@saint.of.altrad2]

Once my friend said “The Flatline is just a bullpup AK” and he’s completely right.

[@angryh9392]

“OTs-14 Groza” has entered the chat

[@SrinivasAdigopula]

Flatline is actually ak in Titanfall universe, its called vk47-flatline

[@Williaso]

That's literally the joke we made

[@Windjammer19]

@@Williaso What's cool about calling it a space AK is that TF weapons are designed by used in low gravity environments because of the jump kits.

[@devintariel3769]

@@Windjammer19 I'm waiting for Boundary

[@kasperchimera]

Never before have I been so offended by someone not absolute amazed by an absolutely amazing game and decides to instead meme literally everything.

[@Callsign_Bear]

But funny man make joke

[@BB-nq5cx]

thats all his 'accurate summary videos' for you lol

[@DefinitelyNotAnOsprey]

This is all his videos.

[@gentlemanscorch7015]

I Gentleman Scorch approves this summary of Titanfall 2

[@Williaso]

I eat Scorches for breakfast

[@sirwilliamiv4498]

@@Williaso mmm spicy

[@silverslidos4141]

@@Williaso *Calls in Monarch*

[@yeetymcteeth3038]

@@sirwilliamiv4498 mmmmm bullshitty :)

[@chasetoyama8184]

@@silverslidos4141 Monarch’s pretty OP, but I guess she’s not as op as Tone…

[@tehnsib]

Northstar mains when they play valkyrie and get instakilled while hovering in a corner

[@THE-BLACK-TEMPLARS]

pain

[@frothier76]

If you fail to soup up the nuclear reactor with the arc tool in time, you die due to your inability to be a cool dude, if you complete it in time, your coolness radiates enough to cancel out the nuclear radiation.

[@nousername8162]

The ark knocks you out because it fires before you are able to touch it. The back last knocks you out.

[@ssfbob456]

That Guantlet run at the end physically hurt me.

[@jeremiahfrost720]

He should have not turned around and shot guy on ledge just to screw with players that have run the gauntlet and know that there is someone there

[@kriszh]

Alternate title: "I do everything wrong purposefully in titanfall 2"

[@McGeistly]

that course run at the end gave me anxiety.

[@TheHumanHighlighter]

I'm personally offended that you gave the "mommy" title to Sarah "fuck I forgot to switch factions after regen" Briggs. We all know the true space mommy will always be mommy Gates.

[@owenkegg5608]

Or Mommy MRVN

[@Joopyter724]

Yes

[@Gold-2911]

@@owenkegg5608 yes

[@ax0l297]

THE NINTENDO 6-4'S ARE A FAMILY!

[@gipsy_3o3]

No mommy ash

[@gloomygloomstalker3878]

I love his comment about not being able to see cooper's face clearly because i paused to see how bad it was and got a picture perfect frame of him looking right at the camera XD (FYI hes not scared at all, he has such a neutral expression)

[@halotq1625]

The sad thing is, even with him doing the gauntlet like that at the end, he was close, if not on par with the leader of the milita, Briggs there

[@ajh3461]

and Briggs is still the 8th best pilot in the SRS. An average pilot takes nearly double the time.

[@icedtea3347]

man why the hell would you kill every mrvn you see

[@Williaso]

Muahahaha

[@bemadifyouwant9015]

@@Williaso **casually committing war crimes against the Titanfall community**

[@joyoobility9176]

I have my reasons, one of them is target practice since i havent played any multiplayer game for a long time

[@AsrielDreemurYT653]

*walks to nuclear arsenal for a response to a war crime*

[@lordqanbar341]

Go out and play it on Steam it’s free till may 3rd!

[@sinistersh0t2741]

I was cackling over “dollar store Arnold Schwarzenegger” glitch 🤣

[@ChuckD99]

It was "Lobster Bisque" for me lmao

[@thelovetapp]

whats that song used?

[@SirAroace]

Your fight a Megacorp for the sake of the locals, you are by definition the good guys

[@northstar9494]

“Killing every MARVN I saw” The prophets have betrayed us.

[@NtJk]

More people are posting about titanfall lately, it's great

[@theidioticidiot7394]

"It doesn't really matter because he's just generic white guy" My friends talking about me

[@mattlatham5400]

The chamber didn’t kill him because he fixed it before he tested

[@justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456]

"CBT fastballs me" God I couldn't stop laughing

[@RatRatRattyRatRat]

BT: "Protocol 3: Protect the pilot" Me: *[Crys in MRVN]*

[@FoxFire128]

Sarah Brigs in multiplayer: "Don't worry, you're working for the good guys."

[@potatowolf6810]

She said working "for" the good guys. Which did make me question why they wouldn't say 'with' like you just did.

[@FoxFire128]

@@potatowolf6810 Well, I think lore behind multiplayer says that multiplayer pilots are mercs.

[@ULTI_mato]

I love how Williaso and BT have the same catchphrase

[@mochathought]

You really missed the captain on his lasta life joke

[@jaker7335]

I'm not gonna lie, I randomly found this and immediately fell in love with your script. Great job. Subbed

[@shamsulkhan6301]

R.I.P all MRVNs hurt in the making of this video YOU WILL BE MISSED

[@goosegoose4270]

I love how he says "his name is some random numbers so I'll call him CBT"

[@ryanlorenzo5003]

I love the not-subtle message that you'd also like to play the evil-invading pilots being paid for oppressing per head.

[@sunnex474]

Williaso: *calls the flatline the space ak47* Apex fans: so you have chosen death

[@treemontproductions2006]

I loved this campaign best one I have ever played but the ending is so sad

[@callmecasta6299]

14:39 I never knew pain could be painful

[@Semper_Fidelis_]

"Mommy Briggs" I don’t regret subscribing

[@SexyLilSeaOtter]

“Lobster bisque” I was taking a sip of my beer when you said that and I now have IPA in my sinuses and on my shirt, thanks.

[@Williaso]

It's a sign to stop drinking

[@SexyLilSeaOtter]

@@Williaso probably, I have had worse habits in my 3 decades and change. Like wwwwaaaayyyyy worse habits. A sixer once or twice or sometimes thrice when I play uno with family at dinner a month is almost trivial to with all the weird stuff iv put in my body throughout my life. I do 10,000% appreciate your encouragement to leading a healthier lifestyle. A lot of my family on my moms side are seriously alcoholics. I do commercial roofing and it’s seriously tough on my body, the amount of acetaminophen I take is probably 10x worse for my liver than the amount of space dust I drink. Also thanks for appearing in my feed, I got into an escape from tarkov kick for gaming for the last year or two. Your video made me want to boot up my Xbox, throw some music into my headphones and play some TF2 which gives a cathartic feeling compared to the rage fest tarkov is most of the time.

[@nicoz7679]

This is the first video I watch from this channel and I get some shammy vibes. I love it

[@CarbonDev]

im so happy titanfall 2 came back, its such a good game

[@bemadifyouwant9015]

I like how they tried to make mercenaries seem like bad guys, but throughout the game you're basically the same thing... Just without the monetary gain, and twice the radiation poisoning

[@cheeseman4199]

Yeah, the guys who are helping people to explode a planet are just fine

[@bemadifyouwant9015]

@@cheeseman4199 I'm just pointing out the fact that they're both mercenaries working in their own interest (Apex = Money, Cooper = Dying via cancer) that's all 🤭

[@cheeseman4199]

@@bemadifyouwant9015 yeah

[@Girause]

After hearing this amazingly accurate summary of titanfall I am ready to play! Thank you!😁

[@unknown_4176]

Sarah briggs at the start of a multiplayer match sometimes says, "don't worry, your working for the good guys" 🤣

[@goodstuff4987]

0:47 it's even funnier since Sarah Briggs constantly feels the need to reassure you that "your working for the good guys"

[@illuminefsez8290]

thanks! that's all the summary of the titanfall 2 campaign i needed to know 0:07

[@panguskhan2825]

You killing MRVNs pains me. What did he ever do to you?

[@azvaldenimgram4565]

Him saying "Trust me." made me shed a tear because it's the same thing BT says before the end.

[@xaeday9662]

I love how you capitalized on killing valk's dad

[@Capt_Contractor]

Would enjoy a release of the raw footage, if possible. Great vid! Loved the script mix-ups and sandwich references! Also, [Screams]

[@bunhat6993]

Pov: Lastamosa's first master mode play through

[@harnessedsix919]

hahahaha, love the phrase of "i think we aren't the good guys because some message keeps telling us we're the good guys"

[@isaiahmamake9751]

Finally a someone who knows what summary means it is not 2 hours it is a smaller version

[@ThatGuy-wq7bv]

The radiation room has killed me before

[@derp-7274]

Same I think it deactivates after your done

[@GrzegorzSobkowicz]

@@derp-7274 Probably so it doesn't kill you right at the door when you exit.

[@Krombopulos]

The ending is just painful 😣 😭

[@SavageBoiiStu737]

U definitely got a subscriber for being spontaneous 💯

[@General_Fuck_Yeah_AnimeTitties]

Still think the funniest part about my playthrough was when I also missed the animation of Cooper taking the weird beam gun because I fly kicked Marvin in the head

[@III_phr]

Despite all of its flaws, one of my favourite games of all times is definitely Titanfall 2

[@zappablegiraffe2117]

Man, I really need to get a better mic, so I might actually be in the video you credit me for being in

[@Zackt._io]

5:28 YOU DID WHAT?

[@christianwatson2951]

7:40 You actually can just run through the fog. I tried it, and as long as you make a beeline for the rocks that are around to get on top of, you can make it to the bunker in under 20 seconds

[@gigga_chad1914]

This was an awesome game

[@DontSpillTheTofu]

The mombasa streets bit got me good, I love this video already

[@tuukkamatikainen3389]

I'm so mad yet so happy at this video

[@jsoan]

that gauntlet run was really something.

[@alexeim06]

The fold weapon was created by an older civilization and i'm guessing the ark was created by the IMC. Ik No one really cares but I just wanted to say that.

[@tk-4748]

12:25 I’m sorry SLOPE????

[@Williaso]

That's the nickname you decided to single out in the video full of nicknames?;

[@tk-4748]

@@Williaso well I would mention the rest but I didn’t want the comment to be shopping list length lol

[@thefirstmarshmallowman]

I felt physical pain during that gauntlet run at the end. He never even pressed jump...

[@thepuma9042]

Willaslo: i torture some grunts which feels like a war crime Everyone else: THE ONLY WARCRIME YOU COMMITED WAS KILLING THE DAMN MRVN

[@MGYT2106]

Just saying, in a game called titanfall, I was expecting more titan gameplay in the story, but in reality BT is a hindrance as you have to babysit him or he will run strait into the line of fire and does so you have to restart

[@chieffrenzy5248]

Honestly I got so fed up with the constant reminder that we are the good guys in this game that I honestly wanted to betray and become a bad guy with Blisk. I really wish the lore of this game was the pilots joined the faction they wanted to not because of a moral obligation but because of a personal goal. Such as joining the militia would help a pilot become the most paid and cement their legacy as the best. While joining the angle city elites would allow a pilot to have a more flexible schedule and choose witch battles they participated in. Not this we are… the goodist guys… yea! Trust, trust us please…

[@FIGGYPWNS]

Great video!

[@prestonrobertson4415]

This was both entertaining and angering because I love the campaign too much lmao

[@xSaberSzn]

"Captain dies in 10 minutes" seems legit

[@prod.i23]

Titanfall 2 by Respawn really makes you feel like a titan, and when you’re a pilot it really makes you feel like a pilot! 3/10 not enough QTE’s 😞

[@dragodx8238]

Thanks IGN. Still gonna play anyway.

[@blakelilley5737]

Apparently the beeping on the helmet at the end of the campaign is Morse code for Jack maybe BT’s still alive?

[@greensolocup614]

Apparently the helmet blinking at the end is in morse code and it says "Jack"

[@Williaso]

Actually it says "subscribe to Williaso"

[@mrdinonuggets6426]

Williaso: Trust me. BT-7274: Trust me. Will is BT confirmed

[@G.D.R855]

The radiation room in The Beacon can't kill you after the door opens but until that it is pretty quick

[@nugfuggets6088]

The best part of effect and cause is the reason the lab is destroyed is because you try to investigate why it got destroyed.

[@hiddensynin]

Dude just he drop pod killed me too much that bloody troll, right at the start ffs

[@blocky_luke]

missed opportunity for him to use BT saying "trust me" at the beginning

[@toppers-YT]

My scanners detect 90% of sarcasm in this video.

[@paulsilagi4783]

The best part of the ending is that there's a glitch where you can just immediately cut down Slone with your titans minigun in what's supposed to be a cutscene, and it just skips the bossfight.

[@KashimaShiro]

that "Trust me" at the beginning **sobbing**

[@mobiuscoreindustries]

The reason you get blasted in the final mission isn't because the ark is unstable but because the ark is deployed to the center of the rings by a gigantic rail gun. During the fight, the facility AI warns all personnel that the EM "back-blast" of the launch reached fatal level and that any robotics, including Titans, would suffer damage.

[@Rolzhey]

the rage i felt from him walking through the gauntlet though

[@TheObserverDMZ]

The end of the video made me have an aneurysm

[@simplylifeyt]

At the end of the game when the helmet flashes its a code I recently decoded it and it says "Cooper are you there" which means that bt is still alive

[@aGoodDisguise]

That ODST reference sent me back to some box tv memories, holy shit

[@Servz420]

I get killed by that pod every time and I’ve played the campaign 6 times

[@CarmineTX]

I love these videos

[@anamusingidiot2565]

Yeah that part you mentioned legit is the hardest part, no idea why though.