A Crap Guide to D&D [5th Edition] - Character Sheet

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JoCat

JoCat

Күн бұрын

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0:00 Intro
1:14 Ability Scores
3:10 Calculating ability scores
4:05 Modifiers
5:10 Skills
5:44 Proficiency
6:48 Combat
9:15 Attacks
10:58 Spellcasting
12:40 Characteristics
13:45 Other shit
Other music courtesy of Epidemic Sound: player.epidemicsound.com/

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@OPSDK
@OPSDK 3 жыл бұрын
If you are rolling "Death Saving Throws" when you get 3 saves you are at 0 HP still you are just "Stabilized" and "Unconscious" meaning you don't have to keep rolling saving throws. Rolling a nat 20 will bring you back up at 1 HP but 3 death saves will not. EDIT: This is merely me being a big dork, its a small detail he put a lot into these videos so small hiccups are always going to be a thing. I did not expect this to blow up. JoCat please keep up the amazing work you have inspired me to take up art in the form of 3D animation I hope I can provide back some of the amazing content you have given this community one day!
@AnthonyPaoliMasakiSays
@AnthonyPaoliMasakiSays 3 жыл бұрын
Came here to save this, save some poor newbie from having to say "But JoCat said-" and frustrating their DM. Aside from that 10/10, great work JoCat!
@NiroKun23
@NiroKun23 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, i'm here for the same reason.
@TheCinderfang
@TheCinderfang 3 жыл бұрын
And after 1d4 hours you 1HP
@snakeorbreak6258
@snakeorbreak6258 3 жыл бұрын
Another correction: Mage Hand is a cantrip, so casting 5 per day as JoCat said isn't actually illegal and the DM isn't authorized to commit dice consume.
@sylvanas9329
@sylvanas9329 3 жыл бұрын
Also, I might be remembering wrong, but a 10 on a death save is actually a fail. EDIT: Apparently I was remembering wrong! You may now ignore me.
@frugsheppen3991
@frugsheppen3991 3 жыл бұрын
The way that my DM described stats the first time was using only tomatoes allow me to elaborate Strength : how many tomatoes can you crush Dexterity: how many tomatoes can you dodge Constitution: how many rotten tomatoes can you eat before you get sick Intelligence: knowing that a tomato is a fruit wisdom: knowing that a tomato does not belong in a fruit salad Charisma: the ability to sell someone a fruit salad with tomatoes in it
@emilianocarnaya1602
@emilianocarnaya1602 3 жыл бұрын
This is so genius 😂😂😂✨
@CheshireFiles
@CheshireFiles 3 жыл бұрын
Beautiful
@lunatheleopardgecko8097
@lunatheleopardgecko8097 3 жыл бұрын
this sounds like a michal reaves bit
@aqj2014
@aqj2014 3 жыл бұрын
same way i was taught how these stats work honestly
@SeaguIISoup
@SeaguIISoup 3 жыл бұрын
fruit salad with tomatoes? *salsa*
@yeetsmcgee5446
@yeetsmcgee5446 3 жыл бұрын
I like when he said "Peepee, poopoo, watermelon" he cut as he began to break down laughing.
@AltrTheEgo
@AltrTheEgo 3 жыл бұрын
I thought everyone just skipped over it haha
@jillnettles4925
@jillnettles4925 3 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah no he definitely laughed, does that mean he likes to be spoon fed and used the app too tho?
@user-mb6sy4fn7w
@user-mb6sy4fn7w 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly that made the joke about 20x funnier than it would've otherwise been Just a short inhale before the laugh and it cuts
@NobuAlter
@NobuAlter 3 жыл бұрын
Can you...repeat that?
@dimitarmatanski3712
@dimitarmatanski3712 3 жыл бұрын
The wheeze was so precious
@ZayJayPlays
@ZayJayPlays 2 жыл бұрын
I love this one because it basically teaches you how to play DnD in as much time as the player handbook takes to tell you that Dwarves are short.
@Squaredasher
@Squaredasher 2 жыл бұрын
Fans of the series noticed the bard/paladin side plot True enjoyers noticed the rogue/barbarian side plot Legends noticed the wizard/fighter side plot
@nrdkartoflen5836
@nrdkartoflen5836 8 ай бұрын
WAIT THERE ARE MORE SUBPLOTS THAN BARD/PALADIN?
@dhruvrathi7116
@dhruvrathi7116 8 ай бұрын
@@nrdkartoflen5836Well duh. Sounds like something he'd do to make me feel stupid for not noticing the wizard/ fighter plot,
@cheatcode436
@cheatcode436 7 ай бұрын
I actually ended up noticing the latter 2 subplots while rewatching the series.
@ty-g3r
@ty-g3r 3 ай бұрын
Rewatching this series, the Wizard and Fighter relationship is probably the cutest of the three.
@Glopatronicals
@Glopatronicals 3 жыл бұрын
"Clickity Clackity, you're about to get Attackity" When the DM suddenly whips out an Agnaktor.
@insertcleverpunhere718
@insertcleverpunhere718 3 жыл бұрын
why is it so accurate?
@Xenakeyblademaster
@Xenakeyblademaster 3 жыл бұрын
The best clickity clackity boi in existence
@deldotpng9833
@deldotpng9833 3 жыл бұрын
Hope you wizard is packing the create water spell otherwise your about to be burned alive by a firey eldrich BLAST
@gaunt7219
@gaunt7219 3 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, my brain jumped to the click-clack detonators used for plastic explosives. . .may be playing a bit too much shadowrun though. Our dwarf runs around with coffee mugs full of explosive foam and wood screws
@a.z.pantera5577
@a.z.pantera5577 3 жыл бұрын
I have an Agnaktor random box mini. Thank you for reminding me XD
@CritCrab
@CritCrab 3 жыл бұрын
*PANTRY INFILTRATION COMPLETE*
@critnoir9926
@critnoir9926 3 жыл бұрын
CRAB TAKEOVER INITIATED!!!!
@sorinsilverheart3200
@sorinsilverheart3200 3 жыл бұрын
The crab has infiltrated the wiggler base. Good God we're all doomed.
@deathtocheetos
@deathtocheetos 3 жыл бұрын
Is this the beginning of a COLLABORATION?! Please let it be Lord Crab!
@sorinsilverheart3200
@sorinsilverheart3200 3 жыл бұрын
@@deathtocheetos Please. Either a colab episode where you both read stories or Jo animates one of Crab's stories. I would love it
@Yroko
@Yroko 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao crit crab has joined forces with jocat
@dreamy_kiwi2780
@dreamy_kiwi2780 2 жыл бұрын
3:55 “Hooo boy! Are you overwhelmed yet?” My brother: YES!!!!
@_XENONZZ
@_XENONZZ 3 ай бұрын
me with ADHD: NOPE, MWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-- /hj
@VoiceOfMyMuse
@VoiceOfMyMuse 2 жыл бұрын
Jo: I'm willing to bet those are the kinds of people who think cheese and mayonnaise can co-exist on a sandwich Me: And so I took that personally
@Malacha1
@Malacha1 Жыл бұрын
I feel attacked
@kaylarichardson5174
@kaylarichardson5174 6 ай бұрын
I legit just had a grilled mayo and cheese sandwich (I forgot to buy butter). I feel called out now 😂😂
@darthnovii
@darthnovii 3 ай бұрын
Is mayo and cheese not standard on most sandwiches? I'm immensely confused.
@bluntlyhonest6803
@bluntlyhonest6803 3 жыл бұрын
This video unironically taught me more about DnD than an official guide. I guess big words scare me and i need to be insulted to learn.
@luisfernandomacedodacruz6956
@luisfernandomacedodacruz6956 2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the exact same thing
@yvoflaviosilvalima5889
@yvoflaviosilvalima5889 2 жыл бұрын
that's somewhat kinky
@andresmc1802
@andresmc1802 2 жыл бұрын
Same lmao I think I finally got it
@bluntlyhonest6803
@bluntlyhonest6803 2 жыл бұрын
@@yvoflaviosilvalima5889 "its only kinky if you say Mommy"
@fbrassard70
@fbrassard70 2 жыл бұрын
@@bluntlyhonest6803 sounds more like a daddy to me, maybe i'm just an idiot tho. Maybe both.
@Th3BlackLotus
@Th3BlackLotus 3 жыл бұрын
Strength is how hard you can throw a tomato. Dexterity is how accurate you can throw a tomato. Constitution is how many tomatoes you can eat before getting sick. Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing a tomato doesn't belong in a fruit salad. Charisma is how well you can sell a tomato.
@reaperenzeru2165
@reaperenzeru2165 3 жыл бұрын
Charisma is being able to sell someone a tomato-based fruit salad. By the way, Salsa exists. :-)
@spam2680
@spam2680 3 жыл бұрын
Never in my life have I been so enlightened by a tomato.
@DefinitelyNotJay3705
@DefinitelyNotJay3705 3 жыл бұрын
To Ma Toe
@vacuumcleaner2415
@vacuumcleaner2415 3 жыл бұрын
It’s from Arcadum lol
@theinsanegamer1024
@theinsanegamer1024 3 жыл бұрын
I heard that before, but Con was "How well you can survive eating a rotten/poisoned tomato."
@erinreviews5444
@erinreviews5444 Жыл бұрын
I've never felt more empowered and yet terrified in my entire life.
@IanAnimatesBagels
@IanAnimatesBagels Жыл бұрын
For those genuinely unsure about the flaws section, I have a quick and easy recommendation: A crippling fear, and a stress response. For your crippling fear you can use thing like fire, or the dark, or the ocean. Or you can try for more exotic and vague ones like your past, or blood, or alcohol, or magic. The magic fear has a slightly more difficult but interesting cousin in the form of casting characters who are specifically afraid of their OWN magic. This works best for sorcerers and warlocks, but you could probably squeeze it in to anyone who uses magic. For stress responses, the most common ones are just flat out running, some form of RP paralysis, a mental breakdown, passing out, a blind violent rage, or something of that nature. You can get more inspiration by checking out the various madness tables in the DMG.
@steeledminer616
@steeledminer616 8 ай бұрын
Alternatively a situation that may get them to act against their best interests. "I am prone to jump headfirst into dangerous situations" as an example.
@kjj26k
@kjj26k 3 ай бұрын
​@@steeledminer616 An example that is a mix of that and a fear, from Critical Role: The Rogue that is so deeply afraid of losing anyone in the party that he is constantly throwing himself into very risky situations and frontline combat so as to meet potential threats and take them out before they could threaten the others. The fear is "losing someone" The stress response is "yeet myself at the threat blades first"
@steeledminer616
@steeledminer616 3 ай бұрын
@@kjj26kYup And heck flaws can SOUND positive too; An official one is "I go where angels fear to tread"
@endlessinferno9610
@endlessinferno9610 3 жыл бұрын
The smooth animation of “FUCK” at the end legitimately scared me.
@TheNicoBozo
@TheNicoBozo 3 жыл бұрын
It's so good! Isn't it!
@shaneespinoza5343
@shaneespinoza5343 3 жыл бұрын
It was smooth as fuck
@dj_shard
@dj_shard 3 жыл бұрын
thats where 90% of the budget went
@Nighthowlerschannel
@Nighthowlerschannel 3 жыл бұрын
How it is not a meme surprises me.
@joshkrammer6122
@joshkrammer6122 3 жыл бұрын
I was hoping someone was gonna say something
@yeahrequiem751
@yeahrequiem751 3 жыл бұрын
I hate myself for laughing at “peepee poopoo watermelon”
@numskul1234
@numskul1234 3 жыл бұрын
If you listen closely he laughed at it too
@phonetheory7056
@phonetheory7056 3 жыл бұрын
We all do, yoshikage kira.
@seta2710
@seta2710 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@RealityRogue
@RealityRogue 3 жыл бұрын
Anything he says can be funny
@eggcelentrat4005
@eggcelentrat4005 3 жыл бұрын
Thats why I use the app
@gweedle8521
@gweedle8521 Жыл бұрын
"We're gonna take a little break from the main sh*t to take al look at THIS sh*t" As a total beginner in DND, I really felt that.
@ShadowGunR
@ShadowGunR 9 ай бұрын
I know this video is 3 years old, but THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS!! My friends started a D&D club and I started watching videos to try to learn the game, but this one not only explained things the most effectively, but the most entertainingly. I swear I'm rewatching this just to hear a "proverbial pounding in p*rnographic proportions" and "let's put a PEEN in that" over and over. Now I've smoothly started playing the game thanks to you! This video quickly got me into the game and gave me a ton of laughs!!🤣❤
@JoCat
@JoCat 3 жыл бұрын
and so there's only one guide left to do...
@aakfree
@aakfree 3 жыл бұрын
oh? oh...
@MrMordo85
@MrMordo85 3 жыл бұрын
how to beg someone to be DM?
@tuopi27
@tuopi27 3 жыл бұрын
crap guide to why you didnt add anything to the table after the crap guide to races video?
@blazinbethpheonixgirl294
@blazinbethpheonixgirl294 3 жыл бұрын
NOOO LET THERE BE MORE
@chadstubenrauch1771
@chadstubenrauch1771 3 жыл бұрын
My friend, we need everything explained because we are but mere pee pee poo poo dumb heads
@mollysargent389
@mollysargent389 3 жыл бұрын
"Clickity Clackity you're about to get Attackity" Is the best version of 'Roll for Initiative' I've ever heard
@dethmetalfan91
@dethmetalfan91 3 жыл бұрын
Lol I'm totally going to use it in a future session
@user-kx8pu6ys5i
@user-kx8pu6ys5i 3 жыл бұрын
@Mary L220 *Sam e*
@Xan4591
@Xan4591 3 жыл бұрын
I actually did this to my players as they were getting hyped for a climactic boss fight against a major enemy. They deflated so quickly that i could not help but laugh for a few minutes before we got back on track.
@nickkurzy2246
@nickkurzy2246 3 жыл бұрын
I am not even a DM and I am taking notes on the jokes he makes in his videos. Hell, I've never even played D&D (something I will hopefully change soon).
@voland6846
@voland6846 10 ай бұрын
@@nickkurzy2246 Did it change?
@bmalloy0
@bmalloy0 Жыл бұрын
Me: "This was a really good video! I wasn't attacked at all thi--" Video: "HEY! You forgot to write your character's backstory!" JoCrap and me: "FU--"
@jacksonmilligan8525
@jacksonmilligan8525 3 жыл бұрын
JoCat: "You wanna hear about sword and shield?" Me: "Oh no thank you, im good" JoCat: (Loading shotgun) "YOU WANNA HEAR ABOUT SWORD AND SHIELD?"
@impofan6915
@impofan6915 3 жыл бұрын
the problem with "you wanna hear about sword and shield" is that it's not a question
@jacksonmilligan8525
@jacksonmilligan8525 3 жыл бұрын
@@impofan6915 My bad its a COMMAND
@blackjacktrial
@blackjacktrial 3 жыл бұрын
Methinks someone has partaken in heresy. Have you been eating your bread?
@jacksonmilligan8525
@jacksonmilligan8525 3 жыл бұрын
@@blackjacktrial Thy accuseth me of heresy? Seems like the words of a which sayeth I.
@JuampaXXI
@JuampaXXI 3 жыл бұрын
Groovy
@abracadabruh5718
@abracadabruh5718 3 жыл бұрын
I assume his starting equipment is a sword, shield, and assless chaps And wiggler hat
@sagescribe_
@sagescribe_ 3 жыл бұрын
And Necklace of Fireballs. Don't ask how it's there, it just is
@jasonkeith2832
@jasonkeith2832 3 жыл бұрын
He's actually just what happens when you give a wiggler a sword and shield.
@musketeerash
@musketeerash 3 жыл бұрын
Wiggler head isn't gear, he was born with that.
@2kfantasygamer
@2kfantasygamer 3 жыл бұрын
And a harp because... bards
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 3 жыл бұрын
No, his race is simic hybrid. Human+Wiggler
@KingEggoStudios
@KingEggoStudios 2 жыл бұрын
"But mourn them ye shall not, for they be weak ass bitches!" My favorite line
@forsakenbrownie708
@forsakenbrownie708 Жыл бұрын
This is the only video that has actually made me able to understand a character sheet. The lightning fast talking speed so that I don't even have to speed up the video, the animations that catch your eye and keep you engaged, the silly sounds and slight insults that allow me to feel like it's not a formal class...all of it was so perfect for my ADHD dumb ass to actually keep up and understand. Thank you thank you thank youuuuu for this.
@moonwa1ker899
@moonwa1ker899 3 жыл бұрын
I love how jo laughs when saying "if you're a baby who laughs at the phrase 'peepee poopoo watermelon'" it was adorable ngl
@reapermaster1233
@reapermaster1233 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@ilovepokemonandanime
@ilovepokemonandanime 3 жыл бұрын
It funnier because he laughs before he finishes the sentence
@MsWatismyname
@MsWatismyname 3 жыл бұрын
@@ilovepokemonandanime Be honest, we all did.
@strionic770
@strionic770 3 жыл бұрын
I love how it's a universal human experience to laugh at the phrase "peepee poopoo watermelon". It brings us together as a species
@vixxcelacea2778
@vixxcelacea2778 3 жыл бұрын
It's also ironic because he's saying anyone who laughs at that is a baby, meaning he's a baby.
@OneNerdyAce
@OneNerdyAce 3 жыл бұрын
“And dumb buzzfeed quizzes” I’m now calling alignment that and you can’t stop me
@christofferhougaard
@christofferhougaard 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not complaining. XD
@ThumbsTup
@ThumbsTup 3 жыл бұрын
@@christofferhougaard neither am I
@rachel_sj
@rachel_sj 3 жыл бұрын
You need to watch Jocat’s video on the alignment chart. It’s pure self-wish-fulfillment gold!
@OneNerdyAce
@OneNerdyAce 3 жыл бұрын
Rachel S I did and it was awesome
@Malwontae
@Malwontae 3 жыл бұрын
Ah, I see you fall on the Chaotic side of the quiz.
@Alinias
@Alinias 2 жыл бұрын
Having played Dungeons and Dragons since second edition when I was 5 years old, I personally enjoy JoCat explaining the game to me like I'm a foolish mortal wombat. This isn't sarcasm, I love this series.
@parkerblair3809
@parkerblair3809 2 жыл бұрын
This is genuinely the best and most concise breakdown of a character sheet I've seen and I've been looking for so long
@chronee5390
@chronee5390 3 жыл бұрын
Ok, I don’t think anyone has said this so I will: it’s super fuckin neat that he adds the thing he talked about in the previous video in the intro of future videos
@ghostcraft9343
@ghostcraft9343 3 жыл бұрын
It’s a running theme and I love it
@Gatescholar
@Gatescholar 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed. For almost every video he's added I go back just to watch the table/back wall fill up with stuff XD
@hamburgersandwich4273
@hamburgersandwich4273 3 жыл бұрын
If he keeps the series going for long enough you will start to wonder wether that sock on the wall was after the potted wiggler or before the Harry Potter books.
@theboard4207
@theboard4207 3 жыл бұрын
Do you remember the vids where he moved the bard across the table then it was defeated by the paladin and sent back across the table
@IcyDragonPolaris
@IcyDragonPolaris 3 жыл бұрын
@@theboard4207 "Defeated"
@jeremyplumb439
@jeremyplumb439 3 жыл бұрын
"you kinda forgot to write your backstory" hits me on a spiritual level
@ashanron8161
@ashanron8161 3 жыл бұрын
yup.
@rayspector8777
@rayspector8777 3 жыл бұрын
An appropriate reaction too. "FUUCK!"
@Kaaxe
@Kaaxe Жыл бұрын
Honestly my hope for learning DnD for christmas and getting an 11 year old to learn it too is now crushed
@sanjablazina2879
@sanjablazina2879 Жыл бұрын
Did you at least start?😊
@leviblanchard7437
@leviblanchard7437 Жыл бұрын
Honestly, if you use an app like D&D beyond, it will walk you through all of what this video covers step by step. It’s super useful for creating a character and then using it to keep track of attacks and spells. There’s even spots in there for notes and backgrounds details!
@MaxxMarvel
@MaxxMarvel 9 ай бұрын
Lmao same but im trying to do it by Halloween
@chase338
@chase338 5 ай бұрын
Just do what my dad did, a few spells to pick from if you're a wizard, a basic attack if you're a martial class, armor class and health, no death saves, you are "dead" until someone heals you, and ask what kinda character they wanna be and make the sheet for them.
@AussieAwesome
@AussieAwesome 2 жыл бұрын
My brother and I picked up D&D at a toy/board game shop for his birthday, and we’ve referred to these videos when we first made our characters. Safe to say I have the smoothest of smooth brains cause I instantly forgot about what the attack bonus was/did, so one game I threw it on to my damage roll and instantly gained +5 damage instead of +3 to my d20 roll. Safe to say I’ve fixed that for now. Oh shit, my attack bonus should be +6 due to my proficiency’s.
@luxluther436
@luxluther436 3 жыл бұрын
“Roll initiative is when your DM says “Clickety clackety you’re about to get attackety.” “Roll three failures and your character sheet becomes a DM’s ass wiping sheet.” “This is the sheet of all your accomplishments. Oh look at that it’s blank!”
@kman3554
@kman3554 3 жыл бұрын
Greatest quotes from the video
@Pingu4708
@Pingu4708 2 жыл бұрын
Another thing you could say is “Roses are red, a type of Metal is brass, now y’all get ready to kick some ass!”
@austrian.painter
@austrian.painter 2 жыл бұрын
I Love It When The Notification Comes, "Someone Has Subscribed Your Channel" 😂 "Someone Has Liked Your Comment" It Always Makes My Day!..
@sixscratch8384
@sixscratch8384 2 жыл бұрын
@@austrian.painter Well you’ll have to settle for a reply Mr. Advetiser.
@pricerowland
@pricerowland 3 жыл бұрын
My one complaint with character sheets is that they don't have enough space for me to write down the dozens of flaws my characters have.
@nyangata7278
@nyangata7278 3 жыл бұрын
I think I just wrote ADHD for one character. It perfectly explains why she can be such a pain in the ass.
@retrobot8760
@retrobot8760 3 жыл бұрын
saying it as it is.
@dafroakie9984
@dafroakie9984 3 жыл бұрын
Flaws: I have too many flaws for one character to have.
@liquidatorlinov8835
@liquidatorlinov8835 3 жыл бұрын
when your characters a bard my characters flaw: hasnt been laid by a dragon
@nyangata7278
@nyangata7278 3 жыл бұрын
@@liquidatorlinov8835 My ranger hasn't pet all the dogs in the world yet. It's a serious issue, ok?
@JesterC88
@JesterC88 Жыл бұрын
Mentioning the grace rolls of rolling all 1's when doing 4d6, in my group if you roll four 1's, it counts as rolling four 6's.
@KatOwO2235
@KatOwO2235 Жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard that I couldn't breath cause of the line at 12:34 "the DM has full rights to eat your dice" XD update: this becomes even more funny when ya know about the fact that they make edible DND dice XD now I want to see a DM do this and eat the dice XD
@_XENONZZ
@_XENONZZ 3 ай бұрын
they WAHT??
@KatOwO2235
@KatOwO2235 3 ай бұрын
@@_XENONZZ yep edible D&D candy dice exists
@_XENONZZ
@_XENONZZ 3 ай бұрын
@@KatOwO2235 I N E E D >:)
@carrotpotato4842
@carrotpotato4842 3 жыл бұрын
"Mage bullets" make WAY MORE SENSE than a slot. Slot sounds like something to be filled.
@doughnutboyo6922
@doughnutboyo6922 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not an expert, but from what I could gather casters in 1.&2. edition had to had to prepare each spell by "filling" one of thier slots with the specific spell . You also could only prepare each spell only once. This is sometimes referred to as "Vancian casting", since it was based on the magic in the "Dying Earth" series by Jack Vance. Mages would forget the spell they cast and had to use a spellbook to recover them. I'm 17 tho and got this from D&D videos on youtube, so might not be 100% accurate.
@enderboy-db3sh
@enderboy-db3sh 3 жыл бұрын
yes. filled. maybe with your SPELL?
@drago939393
@drago939393 3 жыл бұрын
... I vote for it to simply be retooled into "mana".
@drago939393
@drago939393 3 жыл бұрын
@@War_Magus I feel like the concept is definitely not easy to understand if it has to be explained via metaphor and if every non-D&D player (or simply new player) is baffled by it. Meanwhile the concept of mana is extremely common.
@amandaslough125
@amandaslough125 3 жыл бұрын
@@War_Magus While the concept is easy, the vocabulary certainly isn't. (like how attack bonus should be accuracy bonus so players don't confuse it with a bonus to your damage, which was something needed to be clarified in the video). Calling it something like "stored mana" that you have to recharge each day, and then "attune" it to whatever spells you want to use, would be a lot easier for players to understand, and function the exact same way.
@_underscore_9271
@_underscore_9271 3 жыл бұрын
"The dm has full rights to eat your dice," Funny thing about that, one time I dropped a half sized d12 on a table while not paying attention because I was looking for a different die, and unbeknownst to me the d12 I dropped had landed in my drink, and let's just say I didn't know about it until I was spitting it out
@BloodLegaZ
@BloodLegaZ 3 жыл бұрын
Sugar dice are great. Every nat 1 and I get a little fatter.
@Pancakeli
@Pancakeli 3 жыл бұрын
At least you didn't find out about it later, I can't imagine that would have been too enjoyable
@PokeTheBunny
@PokeTheBunny 3 жыл бұрын
As Jeremiah Webb says, you could have been replacing the 'p' with an 'h' in your last sentence...
@NaOwOmiNutella
@NaOwOmiNutella 8 ай бұрын
13:57 nice rap dude
@local-raccoon-dude7850
@local-raccoon-dude7850 2 жыл бұрын
Jocat starting to giggle at the “peepee poopoo watermelon” bit shows how even he finds it amusing
@DukeofEgg
@DukeofEgg 3 жыл бұрын
For the main stats my family use tomatoes: Strength is how strongly you can beat a tomato up Constitution is eating a poisoned tomato and seeing how well you survive Dexterity is dodging and throwing tomatoes Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad Charisma is being able to sell a fruit salad with tomato’s in it
@digaddog6099
@digaddog6099 3 жыл бұрын
Being more intelligent is recognizing that tomatoes count as both fruits and vegetables. Being more wise is recognizing that a "tomato based fruit salad" is just salsa.
@SoupBrigade
@SoupBrigade 3 жыл бұрын
I finally got the intelligence - wisdom difference! :D So, can I flirt with that tomato or..?
@patheronaetherson2860
@patheronaetherson2860 3 жыл бұрын
@@SoupBrigade Don't fuck the tomato
@inkh-su
@inkh-su 3 жыл бұрын
Before anyone else quotes it, I'll quote it: A tomato based fruit salad would simply be salsa. www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/1s9l2g/dd_stats_explained_with_tomatoes/cdvbace/
@SoupBrigade
@SoupBrigade 3 жыл бұрын
@@patheronaetherson2860 You're not my real gm, dad! The Dice Gods have spoken!!
@Klipik12
@Klipik12 3 жыл бұрын
Let's be honest, we all laughed at "peepee poopoo watermelon".
@AlgoRythm2022
@AlgoRythm2022 3 жыл бұрын
Yes I did. 😂😂
@this_is_japes7409
@this_is_japes7409 3 жыл бұрын
so did jocrap, he just cut it out.
@redgeoblaze3752
@redgeoblaze3752 3 жыл бұрын
I only laughed because he started laughing.
@breezema3371
@breezema3371 3 жыл бұрын
guilty
@MultiZernez
@MultiZernez 3 жыл бұрын
i didnt laugh at it when he said it in the video but for some reason when i read this comment i laughed
@obi-wankenobi7041
@obi-wankenobi7041 2 жыл бұрын
“Mourn then ye shall not for they be weak ass bitches!”…..damn, that was great
@eggy180
@eggy180 4 ай бұрын
Just played DnD for the first time last night. These videos helped me wrap my head around this huge game. Thanks 🙏🏻
@liquidbotanorama3786
@liquidbotanorama3786 Жыл бұрын
"Many are intimitated by this mighty thingy's magnificence, but mourn em we shall not, cuz they be weak ass bitches." MY BROTHER. What a perfect delivery and straight to the point speaking the brute and honest language of Truth and Facts. is like I listen to me explaining it. man I subbed to the channel and you got yourself a new friend. If you ever need me, let me know. Salute from Greece.
@magiv4205
@magiv4205 3 жыл бұрын
"peepee poopoo watermelon" *giggles* Never change, JoCat.
@dr.deadworth
@dr.deadworth 3 жыл бұрын
wanna like, but youre at triple six.
@hibiscusishere
@hibiscusishere 3 жыл бұрын
@@dr.deadworth same
@dr.deadworth
@dr.deadworth 3 жыл бұрын
@@hibiscusishere someone spoiled our fun. 673 now
@Scatteredpast
@Scatteredpast 3 жыл бұрын
"Alignment: Lesbian" good to know your Bard and Paladin still have their influence
@Generic_Squirrel
@Generic_Squirrel 3 жыл бұрын
Special effects Include when being insulted you will be defended you viciously and brutally on social media
@tomfranck8821
@tomfranck8821 3 жыл бұрын
Wait is the paladin a women? I can't tell with the armor 😅
@kiquesbrothers1454
@kiquesbrothers1454 3 жыл бұрын
Tom Franck don’t know
@tomaszskowronski1406
@tomaszskowronski1406 3 жыл бұрын
Beauregard and Yasha say "'sup?" Also, Keg is aroused.
@nokachi3339
@nokachi3339 3 жыл бұрын
@@tomfranck8821 she was wearing a dress in the warlock one
@PalmAirCryo
@PalmAirCryo Жыл бұрын
This is the best video I’ve ever seen on KZbin. Love the presentation.
@mozzapple
@mozzapple 2 ай бұрын
I am so eternally grateful that I use a website to keep track of all of this
@speinz9430
@speinz9430 2 жыл бұрын
0:38 The fact that Jocat laughed at his own joke just makes this entire video perfect
@silverthered811
@silverthered811 2 жыл бұрын
id like to think that wasnt scripted either
@FiendMatadorSlayerOfNoobs
@FiendMatadorSlayerOfNoobs Жыл бұрын
@@silverthered811 The subtitles-when turned on- do say 'corpses' so it definately wasn't intentional.
@HobGungan
@HobGungan Жыл бұрын
I thought it was intentional since he insulted people who would laugh at it and then he laughed at it.
@OckleBockle
@OckleBockle Жыл бұрын
yes. just yes
@zoboothemafoo
@zoboothemafoo Жыл бұрын
@@silverthered811 If you've ever watched JoCat streaming you know he's physically uncapable of saying "peepee poopoo watermelon" without laughing.
@oligb1469
@oligb1469 3 жыл бұрын
Can we talk about that ending BECAUSE THAT'S NOT A MASK THAT'S JoCrap's HEAD!?
@jasonkeith2832
@jasonkeith2832 3 жыл бұрын
He's what happens when you raise a wiggler on swords and shields.
@petemagnuson7357
@petemagnuson7357 3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I wasn't the only one caught off guard by that. It's so visceral and upsetting.
@oligb1469
@oligb1469 3 жыл бұрын
@@jasonkeith2832 Like just raw S'N'S being fed to a wiggler like shovelling it into an incredibly buff wiggler
@youtubewatcher7957
@youtubewatcher7957 3 жыл бұрын
And also, that Jocrap still has "wiggler head" on his equipment list. So if what we see isn't a mask... where *is* the wiggler head?
@wesleywebb5554
@wesleywebb5554 3 жыл бұрын
It's enchanted with a glamour so that it can open wide when he yells "FUCK".
@DancingInDreamWorld
@DancingInDreamWorld Ай бұрын
Anytime I try to explain D&D to a new person, I link them to this video. Thank you so much for everything you did for us, JoCat. I hope you are happy and safe.
@realSilentFlame
@realSilentFlame 2 жыл бұрын
Like, straight up, this video not ONLY made me laugh, alot, but actually taught me more about the game than MOST of the 45 minute videos that I've already watched.. And somehow covered sections that those long ass videos didn't cover.. Love this video, good job!..😂
@brandongalvan6603
@brandongalvan6603 3 жыл бұрын
Prediction: Jo will talk about how the Inspiration section is never used. EDIT: In my defense, the fact that he didn't bring it up only further supports my statement.
@finngardiner5358
@finngardiner5358 3 жыл бұрын
Jo, in fact, did not even mention the inspiration section because it is never used
@enzodeganiarantes2968
@enzodeganiarantes2968 3 жыл бұрын
This section is so forgotten he didn't even use it
@crazypig1007
@crazypig1007 3 жыл бұрын
Wait there's an inspiration section?
@hmmmooops
@hmmmooops 3 жыл бұрын
The inspiration section, or, as my dm probably calls it in his head, the "they might not be completely stupid" section
@adhennakbar4516
@adhennakbar4516 3 жыл бұрын
Excuse me where is the bathroom?
@tulokthebarbrarian2033
@tulokthebarbrarian2033 3 жыл бұрын
Hey, why did your character sheets look weird? They're all missing the part that says "daddy issues" in the flaws section. That's on everyone's sheet, right?
@bluesuzaku3229
@bluesuzaku3229 3 жыл бұрын
Tulok! Good to see you supporting the algorithms for other D&D content creators. :)
@pablovalencia829
@pablovalencia829 3 жыл бұрын
Bold of you to assume that my character doesn't have mommy issues (?)
@bionicdragon5
@bionicdragon5 3 жыл бұрын
Mine just says "BURNING HATRED FOR LITERALLY EVERYTHING EVER." But my alignment's Chaotic Good, so it's fine.
@Paratroopersteark
@Paratroopersteark 3 жыл бұрын
this is why 90% of the americans join the military, they could be cozy in some dungeon cellar playing DnD, but instead they are somwhere getting shot at, mowing some grass, or at a hoehouse.
@TimberwolfJ1
@TimberwolfJ1 3 жыл бұрын
Mine always says "drinks mayo like water"
@drago_the_enchantwing
@drago_the_enchantwing 3 ай бұрын
14:35 his mouth opened, guys! For the first time ever!
@finncherry2162
@finncherry2162 5 ай бұрын
Out of all the guide videos I’ve watched this is literally the only one I could follow n understand
@spencerwhitman7775
@spencerwhitman7775 3 жыл бұрын
Just remember kids, only fiends deal in electrum...
@Cloudywarrior1
@Cloudywarrior1 3 жыл бұрын
My party was dissing electrum and I had exactly 5 silver pieces on me, so I roleplayed going to the bank just to switch out five silver pieces for an electrum piece, and then gave it to the adopted waterdeep children (Jenks, Squiddly and Nat) of the party member who was talking about how redundant electrum was just to see his sheer look of disapproval.
@Tibsbb
@Tibsbb 3 жыл бұрын
Fiends, and Barovians.
@chrisrhodes9037
@chrisrhodes9037 3 жыл бұрын
Fiend breaks down door: "...AND Souls, don't forget about the souls!"
@SolstaceWinters
@SolstaceWinters 3 жыл бұрын
*furiously scribbling notes*
@xRosaliax
@xRosaliax 3 жыл бұрын
All of my characters carry at least 1 electrum piece from chargen onward. I like to see if it ever comes up, and if it doesn't, it's my lucky gold/silver keepsake.
@FelipeGamer70
@FelipeGamer70 3 жыл бұрын
How do I use a character sheet? Everyone: well, lemme explain... *30 minute explanation* JoCat: *KONDENS*
@theonlyjer
@theonlyjer 5 ай бұрын
The "Tadaaa" part slightly surprised my cat.
@anitab5554
@anitab5554 5 ай бұрын
I'm only here cause the girl i like plays dnd, and you, sir, are helping me a whole lot
@andrewxia4532
@andrewxia4532 3 жыл бұрын
"who goes first and who stacks dice for the next half-hour" i felt that
@zace7951
@zace7951 3 жыл бұрын
Boy I a barbarian we all felt that
@thebardprince4524
@thebardprince4524 3 жыл бұрын
I felt that and I'm a bard. I have 2 sets of dice that I use: one for actually playing the game and one for stacking.
@tygokoren3085
@tygokoren3085 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I started keeping minutes in combat encounters "18:01: DM says role innitiative 18:03: the wizard can't figure out whether to fireball 2 enemies and 3 allies or fire bolt the Boss on the other side of the room 18:07: The rogue is having issues remembering how many dice to role, so he and the DM are consulting the PHB and are looking up Mordenkainen's online because nobody brought a copy 18:13: Bad guys turn 18:15: Alright its my turn lay on hands on the fighter the wizard knocked out and healing word on the wizard because he's got a tunnel in his shoulder from a arrow 18:16: the fighter is still not back from the toilet 18:20: the fighter is back and is reading through his stuff 18:23: the fighter decided to use the attack action and end his turn 18:26: Sorc player arrives 50 minutes late to the game and asks if we managed to finish a turn yet 18:31: Sorc is seated and bard is taking a turn, casts vicious mockery. 18:32: Sorc casts fireball. 18:37 Sorc finally figured out what wild magic mishaps will kill us all Turn 1 over"
@michaeljuarez9686
@michaeljuarez9686 3 жыл бұрын
Yep had that happen. And im pretty sure i had a +5 to initiative too
@josav09
@josav09 3 жыл бұрын
1:00 Basics 1:14 Ability Scores 3:10 Calculating ability scores 4:05 Modifiers 5:10 Skills 5:44 Proficiency 6:48 Combat 9:15 Attacks 10:58 Spellcasting 12:40 Characteristics 13:45 Other shit
@AnAntiApple
@AnAntiApple 3 жыл бұрын
What of the back story?
@rosejoy6984
@rosejoy6984 2 жыл бұрын
Just started getting into D&D and this helped me so much more than the actual handbook
@harrybuxton7928
@harrybuxton7928 5 ай бұрын
I do not know how many times I’ve watched this series but I laugh just as hard each and every time. @JoCat do what’s right for you but just know your voice and input will be sorely missed.
@theguy3851
@theguy3851 3 жыл бұрын
"Numbies to complex. brain hurtie." -the barbarian
@irradiatedslagheap7933
@irradiatedslagheap7933 3 жыл бұрын
Okay, so this is how good you are at smashing, and this is how good you are at tanking other people's smashes like a boss. Here's your D12, just roll it whenever I tell you to, okay big guy?
@ThePandoraGuy
@ThePandoraGuy 3 жыл бұрын
Ehm...Barbarian still smart enough to solve Riddle of Steel, meanwhile not-smoothbrained Wizard....Warlock....BLACK SNAKE MASTER, huh, he failed. And then he died. Remember, fellow Barbarians and Barbarettes. Flesh grows weak, Steel becomes brittle, but the Will is indomitable. And if you don't believe me, THEN TO SIGIL WITH YOU.
@CBRN-115
@CBRN-115 3 жыл бұрын
Totally relatable. My brain is also smooth
@samuelevans738
@samuelevans738 3 жыл бұрын
@@ThePandoraGuy I don't get it
@ThePandoraGuy
@ThePandoraGuy 3 жыл бұрын
@@samuelevans738 Conan the Barbarian? The Riddle of Steel? The failure of the man who seeks wisdom by domination?
@Ralph6555
@Ralph6555 3 жыл бұрын
"why are Electrum pieces so stupid!?" You know..i don't think i've ever been in a campaign that actually used Electrum now that i think about it
@kingalfred2014
@kingalfred2014 3 жыл бұрын
They don't get used much because they mess with the base 10 system that all the other currency operates on.
@argella1300
@argella1300 3 жыл бұрын
They’re half dollars. They’re stupid
@requetesanty
@requetesanty 3 жыл бұрын
Is like you have 1 cent, and that cent has a 0.5 cent xD is really dumb that currency xD
@demonspawnjake
@demonspawnjake 3 жыл бұрын
I used it my player said that's dumb and I told that's why I did it
@toddalexander5015
@toddalexander5015 3 жыл бұрын
@@argella1300 though you'd get a lot of them if you kill a tooth fairy
@deeked700
@deeked700 2 жыл бұрын
These D&D episodes are really a treat. Never before have I so thoroughly enjoyed having someone do nothing but insults me for 5 minutes straight. It's funny as hell, I woke up my brother from laughing too hard. I know reading this it might look like a job, but it's really not. I find these genuinely hilarious. Please don't beat me up internet
@juleskessler5243
@juleskessler5243 2 жыл бұрын
I know this is meant to be satire but I genuinely send this to all my new (and new-ish) players because it explains like 90% of character creation really clearly and it’s way more engaging than just me talking. Thank you JoCat!
@nonsmellaoverlord
@nonsmellaoverlord 3 жыл бұрын
14:40 It’s ok, Jocat, there are those that look past the jacked wiggler and recognize the goldmine of content you have.
@hyliasknight
@hyliasknight 3 жыл бұрын
The people who don't, on the other hand, are the ones who are trying to get into DND but don't quite understand it yet. These guides have honestly been lifesavers, and I think this one is the most useful out of all of them. The disclaimer at the start seems least relevant to this video, since as far as I can tell it's all-encompassing and accurate except that one missing part about saving throws
@AzureIV
@AzureIV 3 жыл бұрын
Aww poor JoCat. i.imgur.com/9BGS3u7.png
@finnoffer8539
@finnoffer8539 3 жыл бұрын
I’m totally adding “Are You Smarter Than a Kobold” to my campaign
@DHTheAlaskan
@DHTheAlaskan 3 жыл бұрын
The twist is its a kobold wizard with the sage background.
@bryanmerel
@bryanmerel 3 жыл бұрын
Don't ever say that in front of Chris Zito. XD
@cosmicsailor8733
@cosmicsailor8733 3 жыл бұрын
*"ARE YOU SMARTER THAN 5 GAY KOBOLDS?"*
@hamburgersandwich4273
@hamburgersandwich4273 3 жыл бұрын
The anser to that kwestion is yes, i am smartr. I akchuly no how 2 spel gud
@stocktonjoans
@stocktonjoans 3 жыл бұрын
@@DHTheAlaskan i was totally thinking of doing that
@BuryEdmund
@BuryEdmund 2 жыл бұрын
This is genuinely the guide I wanted. Nobody explains how to do this clearly and this is a godsend
@whimsicalityexpert9646
@whimsicalityexpert9646 3 ай бұрын
I have come back to this video so many time over the last few years. Every time I've had to make a new character sheet (or remake one lol) I inevitably forget something like how to calculate spell save DC and it is so much more fun to have an excuse to rewatch this video than to look it up in the Parking Himbo :)
@kolcrap7063
@kolcrap7063 3 жыл бұрын
That little laugh at your own joke is great 0:35
@atotallyrealhuman8780
@atotallyrealhuman8780 3 жыл бұрын
I know
@diegothecat5554
@diegothecat5554 3 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised no one is questioning the one-frame image of JoCat overshadowed by JoCrap found in the ending
@hirruruikuni260
@hirruruikuni260 3 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, that's exactly what it's portraying. Everyone is talking about and laughing at everything "JoCrap" and the Crap Guides do. Meanwhile, not much attention is paid to JoCat's other works and videos. He even points that out in one, or two of his older videos.
@samuelevans738
@samuelevans738 3 жыл бұрын
@@hirruruikuni260 I look at them! I can't wait for more j-overly edited videos...
@CBRN-115
@CBRN-115 3 жыл бұрын
Feelsbadman
@samuelevans738
@samuelevans738 3 жыл бұрын
There's no shadow...
@insanejackolantern5134
@insanejackolantern5134 3 жыл бұрын
I was about to comment something just like this.
@ashwinnmyburgh9364
@ashwinnmyburgh9364 5 ай бұрын
Already commented, but just had to add that this is still the best video I have found in explaining how character sheets, character creation etc works.
@justjesssss1026
@justjesssss1026 Ай бұрын
There is rarely anything as funny as someone using an angry / aggressive tone to discuss something they clearly care a lot about. Thank you for your service, teaching a new generation.
@enbyunus
@enbyunus 3 жыл бұрын
Jo: you probably are a baby that laughs at peepee poopoo watermelon Also Jo: slight wheeze
@Shrooblord
@Shrooblord 3 жыл бұрын
Take #42
@joshhaworth2155
@joshhaworth2155 3 жыл бұрын
Glad somebody else noticed.
@thechazzler8934
@thechazzler8934 3 жыл бұрын
I love it
@JohanFaerie
@JohanFaerie 3 жыл бұрын
This is now the definition of "A Crash Course into D&D".
@gutsmasterson2488
@gutsmasterson2488 3 жыл бұрын
Hi, I’m John Green and this is Crash Course D&D!
@archonerikr
@archonerikr 2 жыл бұрын
As a note: the skills on the character sheet are the recommended skill/ability pairings. Your DM can combine them as they see fit (for example, a Constitution (Athletics) check to Army crawl a quarter mile or an Intelligence (Medicine) check to perform brain surgery on a Slaad without killing it. To make those checks, simply add the mentioned ability score modifier to the check, and add your proficiency bonus if you're proficient in that skill - for example, a wizard with 18 Int, 10 Wis, and medicine proficiency at level would add +6 to an Int (Medicine) check but +2 to a Wisdom (Medicine) check.
@meredithbutikofer5658
@meredithbutikofer5658 8 ай бұрын
The pause frame in this time stamp 14:35 is fantastic! Also a funny bit of the video. (Great animation too)
@datmanydocris
@datmanydocris 3 жыл бұрын
"If you want to be spoonfed like a baby who laughs at the phrase pee pee poo poo watermelon" jocat says as he proceeds to laugh while saying it.
@luckyphant0m0125
@luckyphant0m0125 3 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else notice that when he said "religion" the sword and shield appeared on screen? 2:12
@Boostyyy
@Boostyyy 3 жыл бұрын
Because S&S is the one true savior
@SStarry_Days
@SStarry_Days 3 жыл бұрын
Deus vult
@MotionlessParadox
@MotionlessParadox 3 жыл бұрын
Weapons are part of my religion, yes
@V1deo_Gam3r
@V1deo_Gam3r 2 жыл бұрын
You know, this video was my first real introduction to dnd, about 6 months later and I am 5 months through my first campaign and having a blast! Funniest thing is that if this video had been more “average” I probably wouldn’t have actually gotten into dnd because of how complicated it seems, but this video just made it seem so fun, and funny that I had to try it at least once.
@ToxicWaffle183
@ToxicWaffle183 2 жыл бұрын
I remember watching these videos over and over when I was preparing to play for the first time. I was so confused I didn’t understand anything. Now it makes so much sense
@Lukemccarthy2011
@Lukemccarthy2011 3 жыл бұрын
"I call this sexual position, the flop."
@packmule1123
@packmule1123 3 жыл бұрын
Everybody do the flop!
@skyblade7438
@skyblade7438 3 жыл бұрын
“Take 2d6 bludgeoning damage. Also, roll for performance.”
@RealBriereMagician
@RealBriereMagician 2 жыл бұрын
I’m a dm of 2 years, whenever I get a newbie player I send them to this series, 9/10 times they perfectly understand that concepts
@julianloughrey1892
@julianloughrey1892 Жыл бұрын
Found this today… binge watching all videos now
@goldlizard9270
@goldlizard9270 3 жыл бұрын
“Here, you can add your spellcasting class in case you’re Abserd and forget which one it is.”
@SJohann
@SJohann 3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe that I completely forgot about Abserd until now.
@TheRodentMastermind
@TheRodentMastermind 3 жыл бұрын
I know the pain, I'm running a Rogue/Bard/Warlock Tiefling with an Instrument of the Bard and a Rod of the Pact Keeper.... So that is Warlock Spell Slots, Bard Spell Slots, Bardic Inspiration, Racial once a day spells, Insturment of the Bard once a day spells. Different DC, disadvantages and Casting Attack Rolls depending which list spells come from and whether they are charms or not.... And that is only 3 classes... not all of them. As you may guess I have built a character sheet from scratch..
@madlysoldier5143
@madlysoldier5143 3 жыл бұрын
“My name is Abbbserrrdd” “...kill me and release me from this torment”
@The_Number1Candyman
@The_Number1Candyman 3 жыл бұрын
F in the chat for Jocat in that hidden frame at the end, feels bad man
@beanslinger2
@beanslinger2 3 жыл бұрын
big rip
@emarusso5758
@emarusso5758 3 жыл бұрын
F
@Headwuend
@Headwuend 3 жыл бұрын
All of us are forever in the shadow of Jocrap. ;~;
@emaank7745
@emaank7745 3 жыл бұрын
F
@Joey099
@Joey099 3 жыл бұрын
Big oof
@CamelCraft_
@CamelCraft_ 3 ай бұрын
this is genuinely the most helpful one i could find
@hansiboo657
@hansiboo657 2 жыл бұрын
Genuinely could not have written my first sheet without this vid. Somehow actually grasping it was really hard for me, but now i get it! Thanks!
@djphat94
@djphat94 3 жыл бұрын
I am unfortunately a baby who laughs at “pee pee poo poo watermelon”
@miclash013
@miclash013 3 жыл бұрын
I think Joe actually did too
@notactuallyacat.
@notactuallyacat. 3 жыл бұрын
0:37
@sorath1396
@sorath1396 3 жыл бұрын
I am also a baby
@batbox417
@batbox417 3 жыл бұрын
Me too
@enbyunus
@enbyunus 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@jamesklem4861
@jamesklem4861 3 жыл бұрын
I like how the paladin during the charisma part is like “why are my wife and her friends doing silly poses”
@geistdraco8437
@geistdraco8437 3 жыл бұрын
I also got the feeling she’s just with the party to ensure her wife doesn’t get horribly mangled.
@jamesklem4861
@jamesklem4861 3 жыл бұрын
@@geistdraco8437 that too probably
@MoonBlinked13
@MoonBlinked13 5 ай бұрын
I saw a clip of this on TikTok, and now I’m binge watching the entire series. 😂 This is gold! I’m just getting into DnD, and this is actually helping
@andyg6030
@andyg6030 Жыл бұрын
Just binge watched all of your “crap guide to D&D” videos. So good! 👏 👏
@ghalleonorez
@ghalleonorez 3 жыл бұрын
14:40 just to let you know, he’s the opener. he’s funny, but he’s not why we stay man, don’t let it get to you too much. Also it’s like the last 10th of a second in 14:40, it’s quick but if you manage to go frame by Fran you can see it
@sweesbees
@sweesbees 3 жыл бұрын
come for the wiggle stay for the bard prince
@1ManRandom
@1ManRandom 3 жыл бұрын
Ghalleon Orez Amem to that. There’s some seriously good shit on this channel when you take the time to dig deeper after watching the Crap Guides.
@locorocky1
@locorocky1 3 жыл бұрын
I'm on mobile, what's the picture of?
@samhillbrook4606
@samhillbrook4606 3 жыл бұрын
@@locorocky1 It's Jocat sitting in front of his PC looking sad, while Jocrap has his back turned to him with a bunch of people cheering him on.
@cadenayers9253
@cadenayers9253 3 жыл бұрын
Crap Guides are fun and all, but we’re staying because of the person with the creative talent to make the Crap Guides and so much more. And don’t get me wrong, I LOVE the Crap Guides. I just know that there’s so much more to be seen and a genuinely kind and talented person behind the Crap. We love you man, try not to beat yourself up.
@shellknight1323
@shellknight1323 3 жыл бұрын
I skipped many events for *"Animal Planet's: The Most Xtreme"* ... And I regret nothing
@Galaxy--Bug
@Galaxy--Bug 3 жыл бұрын
That shit was the best show ever.
@zenebean
@zenebean 3 жыл бұрын
We all must make sacrifices for greater knowledge
@Pancakeli
@Pancakeli 3 жыл бұрын
I completely forgot about it today, I used to love the crap out of it, I gotta find somewhere to watch it again lol
@Ryuflare1
@Ryuflare1 3 жыл бұрын
That show single-handedly made me love Animal Planet. Now Animal Planet sucks.
@jacobg6628
@jacobg6628 3 жыл бұрын
That single sentence flung me back a decade and a half, that show kicked ass!
@puggumpus
@puggumpus Жыл бұрын
This has actually helped me understand the sheet better than other explinations I've come across
@mitchellmayfield288
@mitchellmayfield288 Ай бұрын
Every time I DM for new players I have them watch this video, and it's amazing how it makes so many of the concepts click.
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