A Crap Guide to D&D [5th Edition] - Dungeon Master

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[@JoCat]

from the bottom of my heart, thank you.

[@Pfincess]

No, thank you.

[@Oh-tb2np]

[@thomasgreve6774]

this is the best christmas present i could ever ask for

[@DrNeonGaming]

We have you to thank. You're the best.

[@fumeister0992]

And thank you, Joe, for all of your videos.

[@Crow-ig4py]

"When the fuck did the blind dragonborn get a gun?!" Dm'ing in a nutshell

[@matthewprince6157]

What's funny is I play a dragonborn with a gun. He's not blind but still he has a gun.

[@Lastofthesigilites]

One shot with the characters playing NPCs that had gave it to him then got shot accidentally.

[@dynestis2875]

@@matthewprince6157 that's heresy if he's not blind!

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

"Also; isn't that a terrible idea on par with having toph fly the airship?"

[@sirdrake1979]

Its only a REAL problem if they didn't have levels in Artificer

[@AlphaOrion98]

Everyone’s talking about how he got Matt Mercer but are we gonna talk about how he got him here to tell him no one cares? The balls on this guy

[@tatersalad76]

And then ended up using Matt's usual advice anyway when Jo advised it. It all came full circle

[@jaceatkinson6456]

Thank you lol! I was just like what the hell he did it.

[@hyjinki4886]

@@tatersalad76 What are you talking about? That was entirely original advice

[@kalashnikovdevil]

And no one should care.

[@kenkubard]

He really does love saying "Oh, man..."

[@LokelyConed]

"what am i supposed to do? Talk to the players?" "You can certainly try" *shows D20 dice in hands* EVERY DM NEEDS THAT LINE AVAILABLE TO THEM

[@philmartinez8704]

That was on the agreement for MatMercer to be on the project. He had to say the line

[@elijahthecreator8342]

That “player knowing Latin part while in the presence of a titan” thing quite literally happened to me. One of my adventurers was trying to resurrect one of my other adventurers and said, “oh this literally just says all hail deer”

[@cadenvanvalkenburg6718]

Salvete Omnes Cervos?

[@elijahthecreator8342]

@@cadenvanvalkenburg6718 yerp

[@CLNCJD94]

We started a new campaign and my character is an Asamiar named Theonis, to which I didn’t know until about 8 sessions in means “Of Gods” or something along those lines in Latin. My DM brought this up to me after the last session.

[@aprammus9580]

@@CLNCJD94I’m not familiar with the word but that could very well be the genitive sg. So “of god” is totally reasonable

[@gupgaming2367]

The main thing we learned is: "limit your party size"

[@sebastianplazas9697]

Lesson learned too late

[@amadeusgamer7000]

Yes indeed

[@bosi9106]

Going from 7 players to 3, my voice probably thanks me the most

[@lordmars2387]

@@bosi9106 ditto though I've just upped the team to 5 I think this is my current limit I'll find out in 2 days.

[@bosi9106]

@@lordmars2387 good luck brother I'm going to run a oneshot for my 3 players after New year's Eve. First game in a few months due to covid and uni. But I'm hyped as hell

[@Baden9761]

This man really got matt mercer just so he can shut him down, gotdamm

[@tinfoiltyrant]

Unlimited Powah.

[@wombataldebaran9686]

Chad Move

[@RealCoolstriker64]

He was talking MAAAAD shit for someone within Star Platinum‘a range.

[@FishDrinkLightGreen]

@@wombataldebaran9686Power move

[@cyanmanta]

And he utterly rejected those foam noodles. Cold as ice.

[@christopherjunk1618]

I love how Blue is analysing Evilus Maximus' name, and Red is just banging miniatures together, making them "fight"

[@Lupostehgreat]

Honestly, Red and Blue are the perfect examples for why JoCat had a point at the end. These players were not disruptive, but because GM was having a mental breakdown he assumed they meant to be condescending to his story, rather than just pointing out what they thought were cool influences. His ego got bruised because he hadn't internalized that all works are derivative of something.

[@legendaresn6983]

@@Lupostehgreat Nah some of these are objectively disruptive

[@Lupostehgreat]

@@legendaresn6983 I agree that some are objectively disruptive, but not ALL of them.

[@legendaresn6983]

@@Lupostehgreat nah one of them was just making a speech, some of the others tried to stop other players from playing

[@Lupostehgreat]

@@legendaresn6983 bro, if you have a table where everyone just sits there and waits for the DM to tell them what to do, all yours, man. We'll just have to agree to disagree on some of this.

[@LesbianWitchAcademia]

Jo, i know you probably won't ever see this comment, but you've made my life profoundly better with your content. As i sit here watching this video again, tears in my eyes, i just wish that you could've been a part of a better internet, one that didn't beat people down for daring to be a little different. Thank you, JoCat, for everything that you've brought us and done for us. You're not weak. We don't deserve you.

[@duncanharrell5009]

Did something happen to him?

[@cjwunsch1754]

@@duncanharrell5009 He got doxed and he and has family has been harassed irl, so he decided to leave the internet :(

[@arcan762]

@@duncanharrell5009 he's just not cut out for internet fame

[@juansostre456]

@@arcan762are you fucking crazy he got doxxed💀

[@arcan762]

@@juansostre456 and? he just needs to cope I guess. he put himself on the internet and got big, it is bound to happen. surprised it didn't happen sooner tbh. I get random kids on discord threatening to send me a bomb etc. all the time, just either gotta get used to it or leave the internet, which is what jo did. I don't see how I'm the crazy one.

[@wanderer7965]

"When the fuck did the blind dragonborn get a gun" is probably my favorite sentence in all of everything, as it perfectly encapsulates the confusion a dnd session can bring.

[@dantealivieri5390]

Mb that is a Skyrim mods joke?

[@hiti6753]

8:25

[@loganmorefield9192]

I swear, I am engraving that on a dm screen

[@weedwizard6306]

actually the blind dragonborn has 2 guns

[@jackncheese5478]

this is too true

[@geoxaga6507]

"Can I stab her and take all her stuff?" "Later!" I like how it was the only one he didn't out right reject.

[@CombatSportsNerd]

Right?! Shit was hilarious

[@saulesalejos4483]

"Kill me" "Later~"

[@akisa7865]

@@saulesalejos4483 "oh dont be such a baby, ribs grow back" *Turns to Archimedes* "No they dont..."

[@dannythederpkid5409]

2 years later and this still the best DM guide example for DM’s

[@evernewb2073]

it does an excellent job of getting across "you WILL fuck up" and because it does such a good job of conveying "you WILL fuck up" it makes the "and that's fine" part a lot more believable

[@franciscojosecardenetedela2008]

Dude, if you ever feel bad because the bad side of being a content creator, remember this absolute piece of art, geek gem. Thanks to you I got to know so many people that collaborated in here. Thank you JoCat.

[@bjarrk]

"NOBODY CARES MATT MERCER" "awh man"

[@1pieveofKH]

Ngl, Matt is such a nice guy that the very thought of him being sad makes me sad

[@bjarrk]

@@1pieveofKH same

[@BlackRoseSin]

@@1pieveofKH Hard same.

[@kevinduke8928]

This was the best line!

[@StealthMarmot_]

*Rabid Critical Role fans and Marisha Ray appear and destroys*

[@Draugo]

Classic mistake, this always happens when you have 34 players in a single session

[@woodlefoof2]

Balancing would be pretty funny in something like that. I suppose for brevity they should probably be separated into squads and a designated squad leader rolls for initiative 🤔 squad leader should probably also act as a sub DM. Collecting and gathering the appropriate information to pass along to the true DM when it gets around to their turn.

[@dragonmster4473]

Yup, that’s why a lot of people have made it a rule to never have 34 people in one session. Look up Rule 34 for more info

[@ShadeRevenant]

@@dragonmster4473 I already check it, but why there is woman on top of 7 year old boy?

[@endymionisrafieldeios7362]

34 players?! Ye gods!

[@dreamcanvas5321]

@@woodlefoof2 That actually sounds _really_ interesting...

[@mariuszkuligowski834]

"... because you only ever think about your ideas and never write them down" I'm not a DM nor have I played D&D yet but as the type of person who "will do it later" this really hits deep and hard

[@Inufan337]

As someone who finally put off procrastinating via this very issue and is working on the finishing touches to actually run a campaign.... same lol

[@ConfusedBean777]

​@Inufan337 how's the campaign going?

[@Preseptic]

Jocat, Thank you for encouraging me to create and bring a story to my friends. You’ve done so much, and I’m glad you’ve been a part of my life. You helped me when I was being bullied and depressed. I wish I could do the same for you. I hope you find joy in whatever you do next. From the bottom of my heart, thank you. ~Septic

[@grahamkristensen9301]

Getting Matt Mercer in your video just so you can yell at him and smack the foam noodles out of his arms has to be a flex of some kind.

[@jean-paulaudette9246]

Seeing Red & Blue in there warmed me.

[@danielvasquez7951]

He roll a nat 20 on flex for this video

[@R4d6]

Can you link the timestamp please?

[@jean-paulaudette9246]

@@R4d6 OSP= 10:05 Matt Mercer= 16:24

[@KingGibie]

You Probably already know this but the foam noodles was a reference from a joke from the bard episode (I think) were he said that you needed to follow the class stereotypes or else Matt Mercer would throw foam noodles at you

[@hayleeh18]

“When did the blind Dragonborn get a gun? I don’t remember giving him a gun! _HAS HE ALWAYS HAD A GUN?!”_

[@riverroulette792]

This actually happened in my friends dnd once, except replace blind dragonborn with pirate tabaxi and replace gun with 11 DAGGERS!?

[@deskhyena895]

Yes... he said that

[@aienma6660]

My DM made the mistake of giving me a enchanted sword... Shatter Spike. On hit i can sacrifice damage and destroy any armor or weapon (1 per attack) on the enemy. So i fucked up a lot of enemys.

[@Qussankazma]

legit played that part over 3 times it kill me

[@mxveewz]

...unus annus

[@JasonCrosen]

Three years later, still one of the best D&D videos on the internet

[@colejustplays6543]

Yep lol

[@rebann]

Rewatching this, and the "you can certainly try" followed by the dice roll (is that a nat 20?) hit me really hard this time. Genius writing right there.

[@lemon360]

I love the gag of having Matt Mercer, one of the most beloved DMs, as a guest star, for the sole purpose of telling him to shut up before he has the pool noodles slapped out of his hands.

[@kiroropupper3914]

I honestly see other way to shoehorn that gift of a man into this video xD

[@Kai-lo2bl]

I don't trust him

[@severalcakes3267]

I thought those were rolled-up scrolls or maps 👀 Why would Mitt Mungus be carrying pool noodles?

[@Vashts6583.]

@@severalcakes3267 There's a reference in the Bard video about Matt Mercer sneaking into one's house and throwing pool noodles

[@vijayanand6650]

@@severalcakes3267 crap guide to dnd bard video

[@duncanthebard]

JoCrap- Nobody cares, Matt Mercer! Matt Mercer- :(

[@wyattmason8838]

Doesn't he have pool noodles to be throwing?

[@kalebroyter5672]

@@wyattmason8838 He would be, but Jo knocked them out of his hands

[@DukeMemes6047]

“Aww man”

[@TheRuancarlo]

Pool noodles lol

[@Gravity_Fish]

Just came back to watch the whole series again. Sorry to hear you'll be stopping the creating! We all love you!!! Thanks for all the LOLs ❤

[@datdude888]

God this video is so good. I hope your break, permanent or temporary, goes well and you get a very well-deserved rest from the expectations, troubles, and awful harassment. And if you don’t come back, know that you’ve changed the TTRPG space for the better. You got me into dnd, and I thank you for that. Best of luck, Jocat

[@tulokthebarbrarian2033]

5:52 Can you just @ me next time please?

[@chrisppx]

'ello

[@danielmoran3578]

Confirmed there is going to be a next time

[@Boss-ks8vt]

Report video I'm in it and I don't like it.

[@onappap]

@@Boss-ks8vt whoosh

[@danielcunningham4339]

U and me both

[@Nerethilsan]

Bullying Matt Mercer for his good and healthy attitude was and will forever be the moral of your story.

[@necrolet]

Ikr? I like that Matt's advice was legit exactly what was needed in the end. Also maybe don't try to run a game for 20 people with vastly different play styles

[@BasketOfPuppies642]

Also I'm p sure he slapped a bunch of pool noodles out of his arms as a ref to his first crap guide.

[@ciancaldera6542]

There was a missed opportunity to call Matt Mercer Mcree

[@Vulkandrachi]

The last part is terrifingly accurate to how it is to be a Dungeon Master, with a really good advise for everyone trying to become a better one.

[@TFMTBlueBomber20]

Just got into Critical Role, so hearing JoCat say @18:35 "you can certainly try" made me smile lol

[@demosthenes995]

Lesson learned: Dont host a session with 35 players my god

[@shawnsuckstm3353]

Trust me it’s not a good idea. I tried with 10 players once and that alone was horrible

[@MsScarletwings]

@@shawnsuckstm3353 as a first time dm I am barely keeping my head above water sometimes with my 2-player party

[@shawnsuckstm3353]

@@MsScarletwings don’t worry you’ll get used to it I promise

[@twtclikk7841]

as a member of a 19-person party, hard agree HAHAHA we got very lucky with our dm and we try our best to stay in line + our campaign is held through text over discord, so that helps dm keep track of everything, but it's so chaotic LMAO (affectionate)

[@bowserjrrules8162]

I had one with six and it was chaos, it doesn't help we don't use physical boards or a digital equivalent, mostly just verbal descriptors.

[@Athanatosti]

"Nobody cares, Matt Mercer!" I should not have taken a sip of coffee at that moment. I lost it.

[@Temazine]

Well did you find it?

[@smartmovestephen5390]

@@Temazine nice one

[@Orangemario59]

Hey I hope this isn't a stupid question but who is Matthew mercer

[@apocalypseblade]

@@Orangemario59 Check out Critical Role on KZbin. Matt Mercer is a very well respected DM for that game.

[@Clone6385]

@@Orangemario59 he’s a voice actor, he voiced Mecree from overwatch for one.

[@Answerisequal42]

Just to add my 2 cents on you taking an indefinite break: This series brought me to DnD. Its the first time ever I am deeply invested in a hobby for more than a few weeks. I thank you for that. I hope you will do well!

[@heaiiyasha]

The lesson of this story is to get Matt Mercer to throw pool noodles at everyone who was mean to Jocat.

[@allonymme4656]

yeah

[@oligb1469]

"When the f*ck did the blind dragon born get a gun!?" this is a sentence that we did not expect but all needed

[@sparki420]

I was crying when i heard it, and then i just went into hysterics

[@motigoru]

I realy like the fact that Matt Mercer isnt even playing the game but he just appear out of nowhere just to say to you to be nice

[@Sir_Bucket]

then JoCrap slaps his noodles off, like the monster he is

[@soupmug]

He must've played a bard that didn't try to lay the first thing it saw

[@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010]

Matt was just fulfilling his jobs as the God of dms

[@kjj26k]

That is very Matthew Mercer of him.

[@gustavfrye2736]

18:36 "You can certainly try"... man, that's something I always tell my players. Watching this whole video with such relatable moments and thinking about my campaings, to finally come to this line; it genuinely made me cry. I cried on a video like this, and I'm so happy for it. D&D was one of the best things I've ever discovered in my life, and I hope I never have to part away from it.

[@doctorllewellyn2007]

Literally brings me to tears, more emotions in this video than I can even express. Thank you JoCat for everything.

[@ChiChi-xo8jh]

I can only imagine Joe getting off the phone with Matt Mercer, turning to everyone and going "Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."

[@cjwatts721]

*Deafening Saddam capture noises*

[@gundam5271]

@SkillsDND yiiiiiikkes

[@Scuba_Steve_lll]

When the f*ck did the blind dragonborn get a gun? I don't remember giving him a gun! Has he always had a gun?

[@JustAUsername13]

Should have looked at his character sheet, they had the feat Gunner the whole time! (it's a feat from the new book Tasha’s Cauldron of Everything)

[@baconknightproductions8297]

Of course the blind guy is the one with a gun

[@lucinamitchell7920]

I relate to this statement personally.

[@barak363363]

Can't believe you actually managed to convey the bad experience of being a DM. Well done

[@WailingNinja]

I've watched this several times since it came out, and it still makes me tear up a bit at the end. As someone who's been playing D&D for about 20 years, I can say that little else compares to the feeling of a table vibing together, having a great time, and cheering each other on. And this video always reminds me of the countless awesome times I've had with a group both as a PC and as DM.

[@watcherofsomething7439]

To be fair DMing for 30+ people sounds like an anxiety nightmare

[@LF1988]

Yes i have 4 chaos monkeys playing and it is stressful enough... 30+ players would be a nightmare...

[@newtonianlaw3249]

My largest session was 10 players... and I was not the DM and it was just pure chaos the entire time... I would not want to even imagine that nightmare of a 30+ campaign. You would need to be a fucking GOD for that even somewhat function

[@elbruces]

No matter how good you are as a DM, the game would suck just because everybody would have to wait so long to take their turn.

[@loturzelrestaurant]

Is there somewhere online anything like a pre-made 'Story', so the DM just has to fill in the 'Details' and whatever 'derails from the plot'? If you get what i'm asking. I mean, being the Dungeon-Master sounds like a Giant Task. So is there help or somethin'?

[@elbruces]

@@loturzelrestaurant Yeah, there are a bunch of pre-written adventures.

[@taco5021]

Matt Mercer showing up had the same same energy as Stan Lee showing up in Marvel movies.

[@tacothecat1604]

That’s exactly how it felt. Also, nice name.

[@Smittumi]

/stares in Gary Gygax

[@ocsartobi6844]

I love that he had foam noodles. Great callback to the Bard episode.

[@FeyTheBin]

@@ocsartobi6844 Ahhhh, classic.

[@klony1280]

Amazing how closely Matt has been tied to DnD, despite him not having anything to do with Wizards of the coast... I mean, maybe he does now, certainly would be a smart move by Wizards, but you know what I mean.

[@milestag1857]

It's been years since I first watched this, coming back and remembering how wholesome the ending was made me so happy Thank you JoCat

[@parmesanzero7678]

I love this because it’s so accurate and demonstrates why I don’t want to be in a game with more than four players.

[@aPink_Lemon]

He's DMing a 35 player campaign, holy shit

[@stridely2560]

Shit man I'd spaz out too

[@speedy01247]

No wonder he had problems, 35 people is to many for one DM to reasonable handle.

[@Jamesjones-hi5qu]

Is mat playing?

[@sillyjellyfish2421]

No wonder he went bonkers for a second

[@locksmith898]

Another lesson for DMs, Know your player limits.

[@Noudele]

"What am i supposed to do, talk to the players?" "You can certainly try." WHY'D THAT HIT SO HARD

[@Federe76]

Critical response

[@pouncelygrin6699]

*CRITICAL HIT!*

[@weezysbabygirl94]

I just wanted to say thank you. I have watched this playlist many times over the years and it always makes me laugh

[@dustymillersrnm6370]

As someone with social anxiety and poor social skills who has somehow found enough people to run 2 separate campaigns in 5e and a third in another system, I just wanna say thanks to all who contributed to this. It gives me the drive to keep going on some days when I just feel like cancelling and going back to bed.

[@williamlap2102]

"Endgame is the most ambitious crossover of all time." Jocat: Pathetic

[@DrDrCr4zy]

i just rewatched endgame and came down here to say this

[@KasaiRayquaza]

As a writer, librarian (assistant), English major, linguistics enthusiast, and book worm, I love the line at 2:48. "No matter what, you’ll always eventually have to rely on the most useful creation of all mankind, that can raise armies and fell nations. WORDS."

[@astralanarchist]

❤️❤️

[@NubiBuiltKatchr]

Greatest what it’s like to be a 5e DM video EVER! We will miss you JoCat & the internet will never be the same. More content like yours is what it needs. And while it saddens me you are leaving, I am glad you are doing the hard things to care for yourself and very grateful for the content you have gifted to us. Thank you for always entertaining and simultaneously elevating us.

[@Culinary_Nerds]

Best line “when the f*** did the blind dragon born get a gun! I don’t remember giving you a gun?! Has he always had a gun?!” I laughed so hard at this.

[@mattoxkurtz4661]

Well, when the f*** did he get a gun? Answer me, sir.

[@robind7042]

Why do the blinds characters always find the most life threatening weapons? Happened in my session too lol

[@rex74t]

@@robind7042 oh I’m so doing this to my DM whenever I make a blind character lmao

[@kiritotheabridgedgod4178]

"The more complex the system of magic/powers, the funnier it is when someone pulls out a gun" - Sun Tsu, probably.

[@cailinanne]

@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178I laughed so hard at that 😂

[@TheAngelRaven]

DnD, but everyone actually makes it to the session. Edit: Dear god. Who would have guessed being an early comment with a good joke would get me so many likes.

[@smiff428]

Bro I’m actually gonna have a full player session next week I’m so excited

[@andythepanhead]

Can we have a giant one shot with all involved please?

[@niaschwarzmann9524]

Oof, ain’t that the truth. It can actually be really hard to schedule D&D session or any RPG session due to schedule conflicts and I applaud those that are able to regularly have sessions with groups with more that 5 people in a party.

[@julianadams3710]

@@smiff428 It’s a week away bro don’t jinx it

[@smiff428]

@@julianadams3710 three days but TRUE

[@andrewcomeaux3528]

JoCat, thanks to you, I have found the magic behind Dungeons and Dragons and found a past-time that allowed me to be freely creative with my friends by my side in a way I've never felt before. I know that not a lot has gone well recently but if you should ever read my lowly comment, I want you to know that you do have a positive imapct. What you do is incredible and it has inspired me to not only be a DM for my friends, teaching them the game as we go, but also to bring it into my job (I'm a high school teacher). I am going to be teaching my students this game that I know and love - that you showed me how to appreciate. Should you ever return to content creation, know you'll have my support and that of countless others. Thank you, JoCat.

[@darthnovii]

That was incredible. Not a single mechanic was discussed, yet I now understand exactly what kinds of things can happen during a game. Thank you.

[@kid14346]

The biggest DM mood that I felt to my core: "Who gave the blind Dragonborn a gun?! I don't remember giving them a gun??!"

[@Ajehy]

Oh gods... for me it was a Ring of Three Wishes.

[@deskhyena895]

@@Ajehy I feel your pain..... physicaly

[@hadesfist1017]

that kinda happened to me once with me as the DM and my brother some how getting a gauntlet that shot fire balls and blink ,that was blind panic wondering when or how did he get that thing at 3rd level, Que me for the next 2 or 3 hours fighting to fix this mistake before the players get too off rail which in the last fight he used real world science to make a freaken nucleolar explosion with the ethereal plane mixing in with the real world and the source material saying that theirs nothing preventing him from doing that ending the session killing the bandit captain they were wining against and everyone in the party leaving nothing behind not even a word of their name sense they just started.

[@dont9790]

Dont read my PROFILē PICTURe :)

[@demoulius1529]

I got triggered when people started to roll while saying what they were doing and when people were exclaiming what they had just did. No you dident. Shut up and wait your turn xD

[@keiser5225]

MCU: "We have the most ambitious crossover in the history of entertainment!" JoCat: "Hold.My.Dice."

[@alphabetsoup6837]

He got Matt Mercer. I don't even watch critical role, but that is enough to cement this as superior to Endgame.

[@FosterF.]

He got Red and Blue- they don’t even talk about dnd- I love this so much

[@etan34]

@@FosterF. That really made my day! OSP is such an awesome channel and I'd love if they incorporated some dnd content!

[@mysteriousanonymous7992]

I don't know which one is octopimp but he got octopimp. He did homestuck comics. This means that Jo Crapguide is one step removed from Homestuck, just like Sans Undertale.

[@pintsizedkiwiYT]

Someone finally said it

[@kingt-rex1579]

Listen sir, I have the skin of a campaign done and improv every part after that. Sometimes it's a bone, sometimes its a leaf, or a dr pepper, or nothing at all. My rule for my campaign prep is, "You cant derail what isnt there" 😂

[@oliverzaorski2089]

JoCat, I come back to this video so often when I feel overwhelmed or inadequate as a DM and it always gives me that breath of fresh air and confidence to start again and/or keep going. Thank you so much from the bottom of my heart for all of your videos. Every single one of them brings not only me but my players joy. I use your videos as beginning guides for all of my new players❤ So thank you for everything!

[@benlove1573]

“Nobody cares, Matt Mercer!” Comedy gold.

[@SuperHellsingFan]

*Sad Matt Noises*

[@espeonplayz101]

I love how he had the foam noodles still

[@drpaedan2099]

You can certainly try #CriticalRole

[@aidanschwartz9609]

Hahaha

[@elbruces]

Except in the end, it turns out Mercer was right. Just talk to the players.

[@joelvega8330]

Why does Matt sound like he's doing an impression of himself.

[@darbizzlebacon]

have you ever seen voice actors read lines playing themselves? It's not that easy.

[@richardcrowe3091]

Everyone in the video is playing a caricature of themselves.

[@ereboros421]

He was probably using his recording mic for this, and we're all used to hearing him through a shotgun mic that hangs ~4 feet above his head. Acoustics are weird like that.

[@demoulius1529]

I was thinking the same thing actually. Thought it was someone mimicing him, not the man himself :o

[@dont9790]

Dont read my PROFILē PICTURe :)

[@jonathanadamson6476]

This is without a doubt one of my favorite videos on youtube , every now and again when D&D night gets close , i rewatch it , its a good reminder on how i can do a better job being a DM , thank you so much !

[@Samus-yz8of]

"you can certainly try" gets me teary-eyed every time i come back to this

[@victorholmes5225]

“Wow!!! The only way he could make this better is if...” Matt Mercer shows up: “...” “I love you JoCat”

[@DustyTheKitty]

Jocat: Send. In. Everyone... D&D community: which one? Jocat: *EVERYONE*

[@Kalicer]

No one from The Adventure Zone tough, small sad.

[@gamejunky3040]

*avengers theme plays on a lute*

[@yoko3182]

@@Kalicer can you imagine the CHAOS that the Tres Horny Boys or the Thundermen would have brought?

[@benkayvfalsifier3817]

Didn't see MrRhexx

[@benkayvfalsifier3817]

@@yoko3182 Or Freddie Wong and the guys from Dungeons and Daddies?

[@nman423nj]

This video alone got me into wanting to DM, and I’ve quite enjoyed it. Thank you, it’s been a wonderful few years.!

[@alainsmoors4956]

this is the best dnd vid in existence. we miss you jocat.

[@Zedrinbot]

A demonstration of why you should limit your party size :v

[@gundam5271]

oh hey its you

[@islandranger1359]

Agreed as soon as I realized that the party size was becoming more of a mercenary company rather than an Adventurers party, i knew there was going to be chaos. i was not disappointed

[@MrKodachii]

Depends on your cpu processing speed, yeah?

[@Delta1296pt2]

100000%

[@HarrisonMcKee]

It would be a nightmare to track 10 players, let alone that massive cast.

[@stanthethunderous5605]

When you realise that Mat Mercer was holding foam noodels, not scrolls

[@shadowkoala5452]

It's for if you don't play to the exact class stereotypes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

[@bloodyfantastic6636]

@@shadowkoala5452 nyeh *throws noodle*

[@electricangel4488]

If he want me to conform to basic character background skill correlation he better start recording more Overwatch lines. I am gone ''pirate drow druid'' till my ''clockwork angel barkeeper'' snuffs out the sun, And its gonne take a whole lot of noodle.

[@pixelrscore]

I about died when he popped up

[@kobkobkobkobkob]

Holy shit, you blew my mind there.

[@wouterlangkemper2739]

Hey JoCat, These crapguides made me a better DM, learn to laugh in failure and appreciate the true magic of TTRPGs. Thank you for the wonderful content you created and all the best to you.

[@leytonwest3241]

Jocat this video is great. We miss you man. I hope your happier away from the internet

[@2ndThought_]

Marvel: "Infinity War Is the most ambitious crossover event in history." JoCat: Hold my Sword Oil.

[@Rutillith]

Sword and Shield*

[@ikeillue8385]

Dang, was literally going to make this exact post. Well played sir, well played.

[@Deathkri]

Which oil? Chaos, Mind's Eye, Destroyer, Affinity, or Stamina/Exhaust?

[@Chronostra]

@@Deathkri ALL OF THEM! MMWAHAHAHAHAH

[@Deathkri]

@@Chronostra Very true. They need oils in World so the new players can see SnS at its finest hour.

[@davidochoa7087]

“Hey that DnD KZbinr you like is in this video!” ‘Which one?’ “Yes.”

[@tTtan639]

And a couple of others who just play.

[@tanman729]

*cries in WebDM*

[@hamburgersandwich4273]

Yes Matt Mercer is my favorite dnd KZbinr

[@Usernamesdontmatter1]

Cries in mr.welch. seriously people get more views than he does reading out stuff he has done or written.

[@aztralsea]

Exactly

[@LassBisharp]

All these cameos are making me so excited. I'm fighting the urge to resist bouncing up and down in my chair right now. I wasn't even expecting Red and Blue from Overly Sarcastic Productions to be here, but I'm so glad they are! The ending of the video has a really great moral about how, sometimes, it's best if not everything goes the DM's way. The players are just as much of storytellers as the DM is, and if nothing goes the players' ways, they might not want to play anymore. You have to learn and adapt to your players, make up a compromise to keep them interested while things don't go completely south. It's about finding a balance between Order and Chaos. What a perfect way to end the series. Bravo!

[@fluffyrinsu4879]

People (especially new DM's) forget that DnD is a *cooperative* storytelling experience. So sometimes the best decision is to let other people make the decisions and wing it lol

[@Lupostehgreat]

This is extremely true. Every DM has to step back from time to time and remember that the players won't be interested in the story unless they have some impact on its progression. An example of linear stories that feature extreme player input would be the better Telltale games like Wolf Among Us and The Walking Dead, where the choices the players made throughout the episodes could make or break the ending. Think also of Fallout New Vegas, where the weight of choices and character builds throughout the narrative could lead you to a host a different endings that all essentially communicated the same themes, but made the choices the players made the point of the story. This is an example of the kind of stories that DnD campaigns should revolve around. I like to aim for this level of thematic depth while also aiming for the more operatic grandeur of JRPGs like Final Fantasy, Breath of Fire, and Suikoden. Whether or not I achieve this, my players have to determine that. However, the moment I stop listening to their input and having the world bend around their choices is the moment that the game ceases and it's just stories around the campfire. Now there is nothing wrong with stories around the campfire, but there is a big difference between that and TTRPGs.

[@Feserov]

I love your content. And this was the first video I watched that started a chain of events resulting me joining my first long lasting party and becoming a regular dnd player in 2020. Thank you

[@nerysvanbeurden8434]

The most unrealistic thing about this is that they were all available to play 😂

[@calebsimmons8539]

Tru

[@dont9790]

Dont read my PROFILē PICTURe :)

[@Dakarn]

TRUTH!

[@wettesthandyman5885]

that hurts lmao

[@error5202]

TRUTH!

[@clockworx7689]

Literally brought the actual Matt Mercer on just to tell him to shut up... Legendary

[@williamking6787]

Honestly the best part

[@bubbanator3340]

Fucking Chad Move

[@TheXhexedx]

That was actually Matt Mercer? Epic.

[@user-nt9db1zx6n]

We miss you jocat

[@SlowThief]

Coming back after almost a year and a half of not playing dnd, this video has inspired me to what to pick up my dm screen again. Thank you Jocat

[@yoko3182]

16:30 "NOBODY CARES, MATT MERCER!" "Aww, man." MY HEART!

[@margibso]

This needs to be a meme.

[@dylangoins2663]

Creeper

[@CogginsBrian]

" why does the blind Dragonborn, have a gun" that killed me Haha

[@jasoncarter3182]

I didn't give him that, did he always have it

[@imei2006]

Truer words have never been spoken about player equipment

[@JustAUsername13]

Well, Gunner is now an official feat in D&D so...

[@magolor3219]

0:37 is great. The extended f kinda makes him sound like a deflating balloon.

[@magolor3219]

6:05 and the Rogue trying to steal the Paladin’s rosary beads. Golden.

[@Starblayde]

JoCat: "I set up a D&D session with a bunch of nerds" D&D KZbin: "On your left"

[@admiralepic1357]

"On your left" "On your left" "On your left" "On your left"

[@deKahedron]

The most impressive thing Evilus Maximus did was singlehandedly have 35 people completely surrounded.

[@kotori87gaming89]

When he sits around the room, he really sits AROUND the room :D

[@ultrabigfella]

Geonosian Combat Arena Type Beat

[@nathanhepworth-smith9021]

Next you will say...

[@sourpepsi9689]

Actually beautiful. I’m not joking when I say this makes me emotional. Very well done, thank you Jocat ❤

[@michaelpodvin2216]

Your content is and has always been phenomenal. I hope you come back some day, but even if you don't, thank you for what you have done for the hobby.

[@eee04]

"How many people do you want to cameo on your video?" JoCat: "yes."

[@eee04]

Perfect for you then? :)

[@dude1nsanity]

@Why would I Give you my real name? talking bout yourself there bud?

[@Raghetiel]

This whole collab is like "I'm gonna invite 7-8 people to my campaign, thinking that every session 2-3 won't come, but they all actually did, and it's a nightmare"

[@jamescampbell2353]

It also does a pretty good job of addressing common problems in d&d groups

[@Hyperion_HK]

The greatest error was inviting more than 6 people to the table at once

[@KuroOokami167]

This whole series was so awesome! This was the best and craziest way to cap the DnD Crap Guide. I can't imagine how much time and work this took, but it was so great to see it come together. You're awesome JoCat and thank you for giving us this. Thank you for sharing your creativity.

[@jadesapphira4325]

Huh, he actually did give them 6 minutes and 44 seconds to decide

[@dragonbretheren]

404 decision not found.

[@Federe76]

I love you. I would have never got that.

[@xpl0si0nman20]

Jocat: The Father Jocrap: The Son Goblin Plushie: The Holy Spirit

[@BLOODKINGbro]

The crown wiggler god?

[@anonymousturtle34]

I love the Nat 20 symbolising a godlike check at 18:40, excellent touch.

[@drvoid7]

"When the fuck did the blind dragonborn get a gun? I don't remember giving him a gun! HAS HE ALWAYS HAD A GUN?!?" Yup... He has a gun.

[@cassandracole4589]

I think JoCrap's first mistake was inviting his thirty five friends over to play one session of dnd.

[@Vicar_Tineamica]

I think the second mistake was to not have a session 0.

[@thomsonandfrench4974]

Mistake # 14925: Not giving Evilus Maximus magic resistance or legendary resistance.

[@nathanex5122]

@@thomsonandfrench4974 Transformation and spell effects resistance (i didnt play dnd)

[@mingchen7704]

I learn pretty early in my “DMing career” that the party size I can handle is 4 is ideal, 6 is max.

[@thomsonandfrench4974]

Mistake # 14926: Evilus Maximus was originally presented as a humanoid that eventually turned into a gargantuan... thing, which makes him a shapechanger and should automatically succeed on his saving throw.

[@adrianccastillo]

Thank you sharing your art and passion publicly. This series was HUGE in me becoming a dm and my friends learning roughly how to play classes. Wishing nothing but the best for you 🙏🏽

[@michauszczek3583]

I come back to this video once every couple months and it never fails to make me both laugh and cry. Thank you for making this. As a recently started DM, this really hits close to home

[@0ctopusComp1etely]

"NO ONE CARES, MATT MERCER!" are words I don't think I'll ever be ready to hear.

[@shadowkoala5452]

Aww man... :(

[@archergaming5414]

"Nyeh"

[@donnielp3]

My DM would say otherwise lol :D

[@timothywilliams8530]

Is it even possible to use them in a sentence like that!?

[@Dezzrik]

I don't think Mercer was ready to hear it either. lol

[@sarkasmomancer266]

This man really got Matthew Mercer in his video, holy shit.

[@koljaleffek7290]

i completely lost it at this point *hyperventilating*

[@joshlegacy1101]

Just so he can yell at him and slap him in the face.

[@Megidramon]

Ngl, I was kinda hoping that Matt would be throwing foam noodles at JoCrap from the corner of his living room for not allowing the players to have agency.

[@thesmolducc4215]

I thought at first he was holding scrolls or something but nvm those are foam noodles

[@Emanfox333]

bruh i thought the same thing. "ha ha funny joke...thats not mat."