A Crap Guide to D&D [5th Edition] - Goblins

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JoCat

JoCat

4 жыл бұрын

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@Thedrizzle404
@Thedrizzle404 4 жыл бұрын
DM: Goblins are typically- Player: Reality can be whatever I want.
@yuichiyh
@yuichiyh 4 жыл бұрын
If you roll a 20 so it will be
@BM03
@BM03 4 жыл бұрын
Haha that's right, all DM descriptions start with "tipically" which only works as a guideline for what players will instead try their damnest to subvert. lol
@almachizit3207
@almachizit3207 4 жыл бұрын
@@yuichiyh the d20's will, so shall it be done
@ramnerintime
@ramnerintime 4 жыл бұрын
I want the Smug Face Slime
@someoneawesome8717
@someoneawesome8717 4 жыл бұрын
@@yuichiyh my DM has a thing against Deus Ex Machina just because you hit a nat 20, it helps prevent Mary Sue syndrome and it usually leads to something way more interesting
@sirapple589
@sirapple589 4 жыл бұрын
1:29 “No the wiggler hat is not for sale” And here I was thinking that 2020 couldn’t get any worse.
@taigoh84
@taigoh84 4 жыл бұрын
Capcom owns that :p
@iwantmypot
@iwantmypot 4 жыл бұрын
Commission someone. Nobody is going to mass produce these unless they can license the rights to do so. Nintendo is listed as one of the publishers of Monster Hunter, and everyone knows how much Nintendo loves to drag people to court.
@oddacity5883
@oddacity5883 4 жыл бұрын
My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined
@royhoetelmans4772
@royhoetelmans4772 4 жыл бұрын
@@iwantmypot i always think disney likes to do that alot more but nontendo is a fucking champion at ut
@omega1575
@omega1575 4 жыл бұрын
Where did you get that plush?
@fetusdeletus9266
@fetusdeletus9266 3 жыл бұрын
Somehow I knew the various pictures of “attractive goblins” were going to show up
@joshhaworth2155
@joshhaworth2155 3 жыл бұрын
I expected that one screenshot from the slime anime.
@IggyTthunders
@IggyTthunders 3 жыл бұрын
Because who doesn't love thicc green chicks that make every man feel huge?
@Warrior00013
@Warrior00013 3 жыл бұрын
I wasn't expecting it. I don't know what I just discovered, but I kind of like it :3
@roguepsykerhaaker4813
@roguepsykerhaaker4813 3 жыл бұрын
@@joshhaworth2155 it's a good show
@roguepsykerhaaker4813
@roguepsykerhaaker4813 3 жыл бұрын
@@joshhaworth2155 it's a good show
@aquamarinerose5405
@aquamarinerose5405 3 жыл бұрын
"Or design them so unexpectedly attractive that it'll make people question whether they've discovered a new fetish or if it was there all along and this was just its awakening" I feel like jo is speaking form experience here.
@333chonky5
@333chonky5 3 жыл бұрын
yes
@voxlknight2155
@voxlknight2155 3 жыл бұрын
*COUGH* *CAN RELATE*
@dylkiller3501
@dylkiller3501 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@ob1gaming356
@ob1gaming356 3 жыл бұрын
I can't tell either
@aquamarinerose5405
@aquamarinerose5405 2 жыл бұрын
@The Young Pokemon Master a line from the video
@bazzfromthebackground3696
@bazzfromthebackground3696 4 жыл бұрын
"Cannon fodder." *That's a bold statement for someone in Booyahg distance.*
@gingermcgingin1733
@gingermcgingin1733 4 жыл бұрын
And that's a bold implication for someone in an antimagic field.
@TheSOGchronicles
@TheSOGchronicles 4 жыл бұрын
@@gingermcgingin1733 bold of you to assume theirs not even one fighter bard
@josephhartline8638
@josephhartline8638 4 жыл бұрын
You do know that Goblins are literally ammo for Goblin Hucksters right?
@iancomtois9832
@iancomtois9832 4 жыл бұрын
@@josephhartline8638 So a Goblin Huckster is a Goblin that hits a Goblin with another Goblin?
@stormichigura
@stormichigura 4 жыл бұрын
but what if...fluffernutter?
@PhoenixKnight777
@PhoenixKnight777 4 жыл бұрын
“and being overall superior to Kobolds in every way.” Those are some bold words for someone in Fireball distance.
@ZenFr0g
@ZenFr0g 4 жыл бұрын
'BOLD words, eh? Eh?
@fusuy4895
@fusuy4895 4 жыл бұрын
Which song is this my dear kzbin.info/www/bejne/gKjIZqGcgJtpnNU
@alexkoder1982
@alexkoder1982 4 жыл бұрын
Just Fireball
@mewacyboi
@mewacyboi 4 жыл бұрын
Daniel Norris those some bold words for someone in might of the small range
@PhoenixKnight777
@PhoenixKnight777 4 жыл бұрын
Mewacy Boi those some bold words for someone in 5 feet of an ally of mine.
@ethicalrobin4552
@ethicalrobin4552 3 жыл бұрын
Jocrap: "Which Makes The Their Voice Go Up As Many Octaves As Your Player Level" Me: *proceeds to get a level 20 goblin to kick an elf up the nuts for an air raid siren*
@jacobsheehan9715
@jacobsheehan9715 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaahaha
@333chonky5
@333chonky5 3 жыл бұрын
someody quick make a meme out of this
@christianschweda2530
@christianschweda2530 2 жыл бұрын
Awesome, I'm in tears!
@leemurweeks
@leemurweeks 2 жыл бұрын
@@christianschweda2530 For far different reasons than that Elf I am sure.
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 жыл бұрын
You hear nothing, and all the dogs nearby start going crazy
@vurrunna
@vurrunna 3 жыл бұрын
Somehow, whenever Goblins show up in my campaigns, it turns into a moral conundrum as the players go around blithely murdering them all only to stumble across the part of the dungeon where the Goblins hide their young and elderly during fights and suddenly realize that the Goblins they've been killing are actually people with hopes and dreams that they've been brutally disembowling for the past two hours. The strangest part is that this keeps happening. The players know me, they know I make killing Goblins a moral conundrum and yet they're always blindsided when it happens. It's honestly my favorite part of my campaigns.
@admiralxen550
@admiralxen550 3 жыл бұрын
To quote a wise man: "The only good Goblins are the ones that never leave their stinking holes"
@whatwhat98
@whatwhat98 3 жыл бұрын
@@admiralxen550 the only good goblin is a dead goblin, so let's make these goblins good
@kimballbelliston5925
@kimballbelliston5925 3 жыл бұрын
"Surely, these ones are pure evil. I'm sure of it this time"
@CountDVB
@CountDVB 3 жыл бұрын
Read Order of the Stick
@erikschaal4124
@erikschaal4124 3 жыл бұрын
It might depend on reason you were killing the goblins in the first place. But chances are, their enemies of circumstance. Goblins might have their own people they need to care for, but if they're way of living butts heads with their neighbors. (E.x. raid and pillaging) then they are going to have enemies.
@606hunter1
@606hunter1 4 жыл бұрын
"Getting treated like a retail worker" That hit a little hard
@darienb1127
@darienb1127 4 жыл бұрын
Oof. If you are working in retail, thank you. We really do need you at this time
@midnightwolfwarrior
@midnightwolfwarrior 4 жыл бұрын
@@darienb1127 I promise you, when all this is over, some republican is going to come into my shop, disrespecting my food service people, acting like we're fodder, and I'm going to make national television for shoving his balls straight up into his brain. They can't help themselves, they NEED to look down on SOMEONE, and using race as a distinction gets them into too much trouble.
@trol_8889
@trol_8889 4 жыл бұрын
Man I remember a time where some white lady came into lobby and told me about how disappointed she was with the black people in her town for not bending over to what ever expectation she had of them. While doing this, she compared me to some older black lady she knew when she was younger. She called me mama bear and shit. I am a minor. Not necessarily disrespect, but just really fucking weird.
@midnightwolfwarrior
@midnightwolfwarrior 4 жыл бұрын
@@trol_8889 Nah, that's disrespect. Full stop.
@iamaunicorn1232
@iamaunicorn1232 4 жыл бұрын
That hit hard as fuck in the current times. One more Karen yells at me about her order getting cancelled and I'm going to cut the phone lines.
@kassandrapiotrowski9650
@kassandrapiotrowski9650 4 жыл бұрын
"But this is D&D which means everybody breaks the rules more than an episode of YuGiOh" xD
@mightydusknoir2649
@mightydusknoir2649 4 жыл бұрын
Screw the rules, I have money!
@thronezwei4412
@thronezwei4412 4 жыл бұрын
Hold on, did you summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?
@Dusxio
@Dusxio 4 жыл бұрын
@@mightydusknoir2649 The DM after commissioning the latest art of his Big Bad XD
@pablo2495
@pablo2495 4 жыл бұрын
Nice job! You repeated a joke! You’re such a genius! (Sorry I Had Too)
@edge_4372
@edge_4372 4 жыл бұрын
The rules or more like... guide lones
@logancherrington813
@logancherrington813 2 жыл бұрын
This has inspired me to make a character that is secretly just 5 goblins in a trench coat with some make up
@GodsPoisonSamael
@GodsPoisonSamael 2 жыл бұрын
"Goblins can pop up anywhere and can even turn a high level party into mincemeat if they aren't careful" is basically the plot of several arcs of the "Goblin Slayer" series. Like no joke, the little bastards show up EVERYWHERE.
@Elix10
@Elix10 Жыл бұрын
Goblin Slayer vibes
@lunavixrn5651
@lunavixrn5651 Жыл бұрын
Lol didn’t critical role do a one shot where the players were goblins and Matt made it so they were the equivalent of the first encounter of pathfinder which the protagonists were supposed to beat but the party was playing as the goblins and literally tpkd the pathfinder protagonists in their first encounter and Matt didn’t tell them until after?
@josephperez2004
@josephperez2004 15 күн бұрын
​@@lunavixrn5651Pathfinder has done a few oneshots where you play as Goblins. It was kinda their yearly thing for awhile.
@WittyUsername816
@WittyUsername816 4 жыл бұрын
"and generally better than kobolds in every way" Boy, them's fightin' words.
@isabelbarker786
@isabelbarker786 4 жыл бұрын
Link above is just some guy in a cable car
@Sierra2S9
@Sierra2S9 4 жыл бұрын
@@isabelbarker786 Please help by flagging this bot for spam.
@alexanderlambert295
@alexanderlambert295 4 жыл бұрын
And so, the war between kobolds and goblins begins.
@waldorffordlaw9529
@waldorffordlaw9529 4 жыл бұрын
-2 str, and sunlight sensitivity makes a compelling argument for kobolds being worse...
@solargaruda
@solargaruda 4 жыл бұрын
Gottem(that damn bot)
@alecchristiaen4856
@alecchristiaen4856 4 жыл бұрын
4 things are endless: -the setting -the player's stupidity -the variation in goblins -the spectrum of tiefling skin color
@madzoroark5396
@madzoroark5396 4 жыл бұрын
5. The amount of kobolds in cave systems.
@Da_Shark
@Da_Shark 3 жыл бұрын
@@madzoroark5396 much like glitter in your clothes after your niece dumps a whole fucking jar on you that shit is NEVER going away... once in that cave... thar cave now belongs to the kobalds
@tobyharrison4702
@tobyharrison4702 3 жыл бұрын
6 -the infinite types of elves
@andrewspears8891
@andrewspears8891 3 жыл бұрын
7: the things the bard will try to bed.
@deleted4913
@deleted4913 3 жыл бұрын
I was once playing a campaign and this person was the last one alive, and guess what he did? A backflip, not like a counter attack or distraction, a simple backflip just for no reason.
@SojiroEX
@SojiroEX 3 жыл бұрын
Trying to pit goblins and kobolds against each other to keep them from realizing they're natural allies.
@Xohadarc
@Xohadarc 3 жыл бұрын
**looking at my shortstack fetish** "Wait, it's all Kanekou!?" "Always has been"
@thecaptain5051
@thecaptain5051 2 жыл бұрын
Wallet: "please, have mercy!" "There is no mercy" *Wallet screams in agony over the 3 grand you spend in kanekou commissions every year*
@Ajehy
@Ajehy 4 жыл бұрын
*Grabs random object* “We’re fighting this now!” And that was how my players back in high school fought a giant, animated bowl of salsa. It dealt acid & fire damage with its “slosh” attack.
@metricencounters7178
@metricencounters7178 4 жыл бұрын
Ajehy I’d like more details it sounds interesting
@crystletear1224
@crystletear1224 4 жыл бұрын
You, uh, you got stats for that?
@Ajehy
@Ajehy 4 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately it was 15 years ago, so I don’t have stats, but as I recall I was pretty much winging it. Someone put the salsa in the middle of the battle map so everyone could reach it, and suddenly everyone’s fighting a giant animated condiment for no reasons (I wasn’t the most plot-focused DM in those days). I’m pretty sure I just found a level-appropriate monster in the Monster Manual which kinda fit & re-skinned it.
@nairocamilo
@nairocamilo 4 жыл бұрын
Did the party win? Was it delicious?
@Ajehy
@Ajehy 4 жыл бұрын
Nairo Camilo - They all chipped in and tasted victory. Spicy, spicy victory.
@joshuaturnquist5538
@joshuaturnquist5538 4 жыл бұрын
No joke about how DnD goblins look nothing like how people depict them? Everyone draws them as cute little green fellas (because that's the best design), but official DnD art has them as freaky little yellow people who are too muscular for being so weak. Anyway, small green goblins are the best goblins.
@mixmastermind
@mixmastermind 4 жыл бұрын
Seriously Forgotten Realms Goblins are JACKED
@OhNoTheFace
@OhNoTheFace 4 жыл бұрын
Officially a lot of stuff in DnD is less interesting. that's why there are changes :O
@doggod106
@doggod106 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah the way Goblins are portrayed in the official artwork makes me think they'd be like ape strong, but apparently not. Hot goblins are the best, small cute goblins are second place.
@lilbean5193
@lilbean5193 4 жыл бұрын
@@doggod106 "hot goblins are the best" I can't tell if this is a new feeling or something that's been in me the whole time and was just awakened.
@thesalamanders8740
@thesalamanders8740 4 жыл бұрын
As a DM the way I portray goblins is a mix of all three, civilised goblins have a mixture between adorable and attractive and wild goblins are akin to moria orcs from lotr. The theory is that civilised goblins changed over time like humans and dogs for example being more attractive and easier on the eyes, wild goblins are like if we looked at cavemen today where they bred on the basis of strength, ruthlessness and sheer brutality to reach adulthood and to find a partner.
@squidclyx7328
@squidclyx7328 3 жыл бұрын
2:39 GOD DAMMIT JOCRAP, I HAVE ENOUGH FETISHES AND NOT ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY FOR.GOBLIN GIRL SHMENTAI
@garrettvenn9022
@garrettvenn9022 Жыл бұрын
>"or design them so unexpectedly attractive that it'll make people question if they've discovered a new fetish or if it was there all along and this was just its awakening." [looks at my Goblin Mage on WoW] Can confirm.
@belldrop7365
@belldrop7365 4 жыл бұрын
Is this an ad for cute goblin plushies? Outro: totally.
@kinologan5074
@kinologan5074 4 жыл бұрын
I want one so much!!!
@lux0rd01
@lux0rd01 4 жыл бұрын
Well it worked for me
@krausercruz2780
@krausercruz2780 4 жыл бұрын
Or a window to awaken your Goblin fetish. Or both. Whatever floats your goat. I wouldnt know because i already watch Goblin porn
@rorymaclean6848
@rorymaclean6848 4 жыл бұрын
I mean, I'm not even mad. That is one fine plushie.
@loganshaw9198
@loganshaw9198 4 жыл бұрын
@Brian the Trainer do not turn your dog into goblin slayer.
@cerberusXII
@cerberusXII 4 жыл бұрын
“Being superior to kobolds in every way” Kobold is German for goblin
@limbonlegs1662
@limbonlegs1662 4 жыл бұрын
Sir. You have created a paradox. Reverse this immediately.
@Joryho
@Joryho 4 жыл бұрын
nice try you crafty little leprechaun.
@sethperkins5698
@sethperkins5698 4 жыл бұрын
My entire world has been flipped on its head, thank you very much
@MrGenericNickname
@MrGenericNickname 4 жыл бұрын
It translates similarly in Dutch as well.
@krishnasubha1840
@krishnasubha1840 4 жыл бұрын
ok wow
@UnkleSanik
@UnkleSanik 3 жыл бұрын
"Generally better than kobold in any way" Some pack of kobolds: You're talking a lot of shit for someone within gold eating distance.
@mothwizard3095
@mothwizard3095 3 жыл бұрын
“Superior to kobolds in every way” *What’s your point, person within fireball distance?*
@The_Number1Candyman
@The_Number1Candyman 4 жыл бұрын
"Now that's the general idea of what goblins are supposed to be in the forgotten realms but this is DnD which means everybody breaks the rules more than an episode of Yugioh". That line is gold.
@rompevuevitos222
@rompevuevitos222 4 жыл бұрын
@Omar Hassan Abed Alhameed Al-Bateekhy That has nothing to do with the video... It isn't even funny it's someone's boring vacations
@rompevuevitos222
@rompevuevitos222 4 жыл бұрын
@@christopherkelly6936 But why? it's not even a promotion or anything idk if i should feel sad for him or what
@Pineapple-hx9ty
@Pineapple-hx9ty 4 жыл бұрын
@@rompevuevitos222 blood for the blood good
@brandongalvan6603
@brandongalvan6603 4 жыл бұрын
*JoCat starts putting out Crap Guides to using Monsters* "Never before have I needed something so much and never know until I received it."
@gliscaradu1424
@gliscaradu1424 4 жыл бұрын
nice dbza reference
@toocoldforyouhere8353
@toocoldforyouhere8353 4 жыл бұрын
Brandon Galvan, is it monsters or races?
@brandongalvan6603
@brandongalvan6603 4 жыл бұрын
@@toocoldforyouhere8353 Judging from his wording, it seems like it's going to be covering monsters, especially since he already covered all of the races in one video. I think that he just chose to start with Goblins because the ones that he draws are just so frickin' adorable. I would bet that we'll probably get Kobolds next and eventually Dragons sometime in the future.
@AzraelMight
@AzraelMight 4 жыл бұрын
When you finally figure out the idea to continue the crap guide series monsters
@toocoldforyouhere8353
@toocoldforyouhere8353 4 жыл бұрын
Brandon Galvan , probably
@Dabomb5754
@Dabomb5754 2 жыл бұрын
Did no one notice that it was Felicia was asking sasha to adopt the pirate goblin its beautiful to see how far their relationship has come
@MrRavenBlackwing
@MrRavenBlackwing 3 жыл бұрын
"Given enough size and numbers and time to prepare an ambush, and even the most basic goblin squads can turn an 8th level party into the aftermath of eating at White Castle." Someone either read or watched Goblin Slayer. EDIT: Also..."No matter how basic the combat is, it is going to take forever anyways..." You clearly have not met my brother who will abuse DMs by combining spells and using Metamagics to really ramp them up to absurd levels of destruction.
@luisfernandocaelhernandez9599
@luisfernandocaelhernandez9599 2 жыл бұрын
Some tips please
@iainoftheizzetleague9850
@iainoftheizzetleague9850 Жыл бұрын
We had a boss fight where our dm would buff the Balor we were about to fight every round we fought the small army of minions and didn't kill them. Eventually we killed them, but it took the session. Our Monk/FIghter hybrid wasn't there. the next session, he was. He one-tapped a I think 19 cr monster at level 10. We spent the next two hours talking about ideas for the next session, and the DM complaining about how busted it was. If you want speed, not a whole lot faster than that.
@chocobrawler
@chocobrawler 4 жыл бұрын
That fetish joke hit me so hard and got way more laugh’s out of me than I thought a joke could ever get.
@Nevict
@Nevict 4 жыл бұрын
Are we going to ignore the fact that there was a Critical Role reference in it?!
@Necromancist
@Necromancist 4 жыл бұрын
Ahaha yes. Fetish joke. *Joke.* Hahaha! Indeed! Yes. Just joking.
@patchoulimaru6369
@patchoulimaru6369 4 жыл бұрын
Wait, what joke.
@ufuk5872
@ufuk5872 4 жыл бұрын
Incase...
@a_cynical_mad_man_vods
@a_cynical_mad_man_vods 4 жыл бұрын
@@Nevict I was going to say weren't several of those pics Nott from campaign two? Which is has a male player? Then again knowing how Sam Riegel acts he probably finds it funny people make that kind of art of her, maybe I don't know. But yeah you put a character out there on the internet people are going to lewd it if it becomes popular enough. ...................................why did I go off on that tangent?..................................
@SWATDRUMMUH
@SWATDRUMMUH 4 жыл бұрын
... aren't we going to talk about the fact that JoCat WILLINGLY looked up "attractive goblins" for the ending
@althelor
@althelor 4 жыл бұрын
Truly his is a man of culture.
@althelor
@althelor 4 жыл бұрын
Also, don't forget that the one at 2:38 is straight up porn. And he has a link to the full uncensored version posted up on it.
@LycanB64
@LycanB64 4 жыл бұрын
That's poor Nott, isn't it
@maggers2580
@maggers2580 4 жыл бұрын
@@LycanB64 she had to pay for Caleb's wizard college tuition somehow 😬
@lux0rd01
@lux0rd01 4 жыл бұрын
What do you mean "for the ending"? He just found a way to work his normal Google searches into his videos
@hiimcharlottecharlotte
@hiimcharlottecharlotte 3 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite NPCs I've ever encountered in a campaign was our DM made a goblin named "Gearbox", she was an artificer and a pyromaniac. She was *supposed* to be a sidekick for the party, I was the only player that survived her.
@buttholethebarbarian8248
@buttholethebarbarian8248 3 жыл бұрын
Goblin Slayer: did someone say.... GOBLINS??
@skeletonking2501
@skeletonking2501 3 жыл бұрын
There are two types of goblins, the sick monsterous kind that are scum and unironically horrifying, and than you have tiny chibis
@carso1500
@carso1500 3 жыл бұрын
@@skeletonking2501 You forgot the shortstacks, which are best goblins
@johnfett1177
@johnfett1177 2 жыл бұрын
"The only good goblin's a dead goblin, now let's make these goblins good!"
@gauchoryder6476
@gauchoryder6476 4 жыл бұрын
"and being superior to kobolds in every way" *You have provoked a gang war*
@KageRyuu6
@KageRyuu6 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Jets and Sharks style. lol
@smolgobbo3826
@smolgobbo3826 4 жыл бұрын
THE RACE WAR STARTS NOW! BOOYAAAAAAGH!
@Holycow8498
@Holycow8498 4 жыл бұрын
@@smolgobbo3826 Its the FF10 playthrough all over again
@noddarkwolf
@noddarkwolf 4 жыл бұрын
HECK YA KOLBOLDS SUPERIOR GOBLINS INFERIOR
@esbudegativo1481
@esbudegativo1481 4 жыл бұрын
GOBLIN NO TAKE CANDLE
@alivingmusical5420
@alivingmusical5420 4 жыл бұрын
1:29 "No the wiggler hat is not for sale" -I like to cry in the ocean cuz only then do my tears feel small
@matiaspereyra9392
@matiaspereyra9392 4 жыл бұрын
He'll probably get sued by capcom if he starts selling wiggler hats as his merch
@magiv4205
@magiv4205 3 жыл бұрын
In my first ever D&D session, we slaughtered a group of Goblins and interrogated the last survivor, who turned out to be a runt of 12 years who hated that he was always bullied by the bigger goblins so we immediately adopted him and he joined us on our rampage.
@SnappyBros
@SnappyBros 3 жыл бұрын
2:06 turns out Berd is friends with a Goblin
@fernandotrevinocastro1018
@fernandotrevinocastro1018 16 күн бұрын
I thought that was an "oyasumi pun pun" reference
@Girliosopod
@Girliosopod 4 жыл бұрын
Me: I dont need it, its just a plushie Brain: hehe fluffy buy now
@iamaunicorn1232
@iamaunicorn1232 4 жыл бұрын
And that is story of how I have already ordered one. As soon as he mentioned it.
@somegoodsoup7008
@somegoodsoup7008 4 жыл бұрын
Tiny mumkey brain want soft squishy thing.
@bobthet-rex2718
@bobthet-rex2718 4 жыл бұрын
Me: moneys? Wallet: lol nope Me: :(
@kurelgolbez3109
@kurelgolbez3109 4 жыл бұрын
Well there went lunch money for a few weeks... 😢
@thedescendedangel
@thedescendedangel 4 жыл бұрын
I bought 3 😭
@ChaosHavox
@ChaosHavox 4 жыл бұрын
"Jocat: WE got plushies! The First 100 sales get 15 percent off!" *Literally Sold out within 2 minutes of the video posted*
@mahumia
@mahumia 4 жыл бұрын
Got a plushie, just no discount. 5 dollar shipping to Europe though, so not going to complain
@kelsmister
@kelsmister 4 жыл бұрын
Can still get plushie, but code no longer works. XD
@kelsmister
@kelsmister 4 жыл бұрын
And to be fair 15% would have been like $3
@bobafett215x
@bobafett215x 4 жыл бұрын
@@kelsmister I too ordered the goblin friend.
@snarfymcsnarfface2323
@snarfymcsnarfface2323 4 жыл бұрын
Wish I had $30 to spare
@TheDemonAscended
@TheDemonAscended 3 жыл бұрын
I’m literally just sitting here binging every “crap guide to” for information and I’m loving sass JoCat
@chrisheitzenrater7433
@chrisheitzenrater7433 3 жыл бұрын
I would love to see more of these videos with kobolds, orcs, dragons, hags, mind flayer etc. They would be really entertaining
@Tlees91
@Tlees91 4 жыл бұрын
"Not doing work and fantasizing about a campaign you'll never play" I feel personally attacked.
@HelheimMudkip
@HelheimMudkip 4 жыл бұрын
Me too at least with quarantine I can write more!
@kittykat5090
@kittykat5090 4 жыл бұрын
it lowkey hurt me lol
@justinbryan9969
@justinbryan9969 4 жыл бұрын
Same. Wow. was not expecting that to hit home.
@miyaremiyare8855
@miyaremiyare8855 4 жыл бұрын
I actually filled my pocket notebook and have enough things written down to execute my 6th grade english teacher with so much creativity and detail. I fortunately have another one next to my wifi router.
@tomhill3248
@tomhill3248 4 жыл бұрын
Well, what are you waiting for? You don't want all that to go to waste do ya? Run the campaign already! Or you might never get the chance!
@TakeMyLunch
@TakeMyLunch 4 жыл бұрын
"Generally better than kobolds in every way" Talkin a lot of shit for someone in fireball distance.
@freakyskull516
@freakyskull516 4 жыл бұрын
how much fecal matter and rust particulate do you want in your blood?
@Joryho
@Joryho 4 жыл бұрын
*HOW MANY BLACK DRAGONS WOULD YOU LIKE TO FIGHT?!*
@freakyskull516
@freakyskull516 4 жыл бұрын
@@Joryho with goblin numbers it doesnt matter. itll use its breath weapon take out a small group of the main force then be d6+2ed to death by swarms of arrows. 360HP isnt much when there are hundreds of damage sources and dont even get me started on the poison and thats assuming the dragons are handed the advantage of fighting outside once the fight is taken into the caves it only gets worse. people always rant about the traps and ingenuity of kobolds yet they forget that goblins have the same and exist in a war focused society where the weakest are culled and the strong may live. so trying the "applying the lore logically" approach just leads to IMMENSE goblin armies armed to the teeth, rigorously trained, genetically superior, and working as a solid unit so teamwork focused they dont even understand the concept of privacy THEN we apply their numbers, breeding speed, and zealous society to the fact that maglubiyet is their racial god and we quickly see maglubiyet growing in power so much and so quickly that he overtakes a large portion of the multiverse. THEEEEENNN we apply the magic and sheer power of the other goblinoids. how would your black dragons like to be sieged by several hundred fireballs, lightningbolts, and gods know what other fucked spells hobgoblins get their mitts on? bloodthirsty little war zealots > overrated magic lizards.
@Joryho
@Joryho 4 жыл бұрын
freakyskull516 I hate that you’re right, but honestly, kobolds are still better imo.
@Merumya
@Merumya 4 жыл бұрын
@@freakyskull516 And thats why Goblin Slayer-san makes sense :o
@mrmannzz8487
@mrmannzz8487 3 жыл бұрын
2:33 it's the lola bunny situation all over again
@halfrost9053
@halfrost9053 3 жыл бұрын
In one of our campaigns, quite far into the story, we found a little goblin and made it our pet( his name is splug((he is still alive)) , and at the end of the campaign he finished of the BBEG... Wow
@christopherfleetwood5252
@christopherfleetwood5252 2 жыл бұрын
YEA, GO SPLUG!!! 🥰
@ChristieWryte
@ChristieWryte 4 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite villains I've ever run was a half-goblin-half-kobold sorceress who'd united two warring tribes of goblins and kobolds at magical gunpoint to serve her in shaky cooperation. Watching a group of players try to deal with an encounter where half the minions are Nimble Escaping after every attack and the other half are dogpiling for Pack Tactics while their leader Booyaghas from the other end of the hall is just... it's just great.
@wyvern713
@wyvern713 3 жыл бұрын
That sounds like absolute chaos and a lot of fun!!
@benjamintim3542
@benjamintim3542 3 жыл бұрын
And not one sorcerer to fireball that nonsense straight to hell? Or was this a very low lol encounter
@someepicnerd7821
@someepicnerd7821 3 жыл бұрын
thas sounds... perfect. im gonna use that idea in my campaign
@EstivenWBrai
@EstivenWBrai 3 жыл бұрын
Greetching: *Litle waaaagghhh sounds*
@wadespencer3623
@wadespencer3623 3 жыл бұрын
Before anybody questions whether kobolds and goblins could breed, remember that kobolds are dragons. They could breed with ANYTHING.
@Manfromthenorth0551
@Manfromthenorth0551 4 жыл бұрын
Ah the sexy goblin. AKA: Your "Shortstacks" awakening. Another source of awakenings is Imp Midna from Twilight Princess.
@nathancarver7179
@nathancarver7179 4 жыл бұрын
@@Kaarl_Mills Oh no, what is that.
@demi-femme4821
@demi-femme4821 4 жыл бұрын
@@nathancarver7179 the sound of Aztec Male Stripper Gods.
@bsantini3616
@bsantini3616 4 жыл бұрын
My weakness
@darksun273
@darksun273 4 жыл бұрын
Want some nott
@lilwyvern4
@lilwyvern4 4 жыл бұрын
Shortstacks are everything you wanted and didn't know you wanted.
@lieutenantkettch
@lieutenantkettch 3 жыл бұрын
The sexy goblin drawings have awakened something within me.
@jessicaknight8694
@jessicaknight8694 3 жыл бұрын
After an exceptionally depressing week I received a package. I had forgotten I had even ordered this, but your lil' goblin has made my week.
@ZaKattacker
@ZaKattacker 4 жыл бұрын
1:01 I love the implication that whenever Joseph gets startled, he goes into JoCrap mode as a defense mechanism (probably an implication that only exists in my mind, but I still love it).
@danielcastillo591
@danielcastillo591 4 жыл бұрын
He activated his stand
@vijayanand6650
@vijayanand6650 3 жыл бұрын
Daniel Castillo Was that a motherfuckin persona reference? (Don’t hate, I’m quoting an anime parody)
@hrdwan2000
@hrdwan2000 3 жыл бұрын
@@vijayanand6650 GOD FUCKING DAMN IT STEPH!
@vijayanand6650
@vijayanand6650 3 жыл бұрын
@@hrdwan2000 Heck yeah!
@vijayanand6650
@vijayanand6650 3 жыл бұрын
@@hrdwan2000 Disboard This Board ...Imanity
@ooferdoofer7091
@ooferdoofer7091 4 жыл бұрын
“Generally better than Kobolds in every way” My kobold paladin: Those are brave words for someone in SMITE range...
@noble430
@noble430 3 жыл бұрын
... flash light- next enemy
@lordofshades9852
@lordofshades9852 3 жыл бұрын
@@noble430 flesh light
@noble430
@noble430 3 жыл бұрын
Lord of Shades NO!
@lordofshades9852
@lordofshades9852 3 жыл бұрын
@@noble430 kobold flesh light
@noble430
@noble430 3 жыл бұрын
Lord of Shades ABSOLUTELY NOT
@dragonsswarm1987
@dragonsswarm1987 3 жыл бұрын
2:33 What's wrong with shortstacks? I don't judge your fetish.
@clayxros576
@clayxros576 3 жыл бұрын
He is calling us out cause Jo is smol so it wouldn't be weird for him
@ymeynot0405
@ymeynot0405 3 жыл бұрын
@Dragon's Swarm, please tell me you've watched his "Girls" video by now!
@dragonsswarm1987
@dragonsswarm1987 3 жыл бұрын
@@ymeynot0405 I have, it is a thing of beauty.
@Spark____
@Spark____ 3 жыл бұрын
2:55 the goblin is looking at jocrap with such admiration
@DustyGamma
@DustyGamma 4 жыл бұрын
"People have a weird fetish for goblins. Now buy a goblin plushy!" I have a bad feeling about this.
@thegreatsteel9105
@thegreatsteel9105 4 жыл бұрын
my plans are beyond your understanding, mortal
@arceuswarlord2222
@arceuswarlord2222 4 жыл бұрын
I now have the urge to look up attractive goblins for "research purposes", but I'm not sure how to go about doing that.
@arceuswarlord2222
@arceuswarlord2222 4 жыл бұрын
@@thegreatsteel9105 thank you for scientific contribution. Now I'm going to do a little "research" for the next couple hours.
@thegreatsteel9105
@thegreatsteel9105 4 жыл бұрын
@@arceuswarlord2222 Yes young one do your "research"
@corazar1415
@corazar1415 4 жыл бұрын
Quick destroy everyone's jars
@nack287
@nack287 4 жыл бұрын
"Better than Kobolds..." Them's fightin' words, bud.
@ethan4475
@ethan4475 4 жыл бұрын
You wish to fight, then step into the light.
@demi-femme4821
@demi-femme4821 4 жыл бұрын
Kobolds as a player race are ridiculously underpowered.
@demi-femme4821
@demi-femme4821 4 жыл бұрын
Like, holy fuck
@kevinbarber2795
@kevinbarber2795 4 жыл бұрын
nack287 Indeed.
@00brick93
@00brick93 4 жыл бұрын
Thems true words bud
@kaiju9363
@kaiju9363 Жыл бұрын
Jocrap: "...Or design them so unexpectedly attractive it'll make people question if they've discovered a new fetish." Me: "I'm already four parallel universes ahead of you."
@terrorcop101
@terrorcop101 3 жыл бұрын
"That just wanted a little love. Isn't that right you cutie petun--" *chomp* "--OWW SON OF A B----!!!!" Best line you ever came up with.
@nickkurzy2246
@nickkurzy2246 3 жыл бұрын
Booyagh!
@steponbucket
@steponbucket 4 жыл бұрын
That goblin plushy has got to be the cutest thing I’ve seen in a while.
@josiahtasich6073
@josiahtasich6073 4 жыл бұрын
Careful, it bites.
@ThenewWereWolfGod
@ThenewWereWolfGod 3 жыл бұрын
How do you get one
@pheoxin
@pheoxin 3 жыл бұрын
@@The_Eevee_Breeder they are not available anymore! :( We need more of them!
@Tupik21
@Tupik21 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, for the goal of 400, that got 9800 orders. They MAY or MAY NOT be back. But I'm hoping for a kobold one.
@louthinator
@louthinator 3 жыл бұрын
I just got mine in the mail today, it's just as adorable in person. ( imgur.com/gallery/lTPI7aV )
@FanOfMostEverything
@FanOfMostEverything 4 жыл бұрын
Remember, "Use the crap the DM has lying around" is how we got most of the original D&D bestiary. Also, this was a delightful surprise. Thank you for it.
@Oddmanoutre
@Oddmanoutre 4 жыл бұрын
Are you saying that vodka-shot Jell-O Wigglers were the inspiration for the Gelatinous Cube?
@defensivekobra3873
@defensivekobra3873 4 жыл бұрын
I want an elaboration here
@FanOfMostEverything
@FanOfMostEverything 4 жыл бұрын
@@defensivekobra3873 Weird crap like the owlbear, bulette, and rust monster were inspired by cheap plastic miniatures which were in turn based on monsters from kaiju films.
@shaftedspekz6280
@shaftedspekz6280 4 жыл бұрын
"This looks like an owl and a bear... I'll call it... the OWLBEAR!"
@endlesswaffles6504
@endlesswaffles6504 2 жыл бұрын
My first dnd session we fought a group of goblins. My friend bribed one with gold so it would join our fight. After we won the fight the goblin had little use to us. Being a good friend, I beat the goblin unconscious to help him recover his money. After that our rougue decided to slit the goblin's throat. Me being an honorable paladin, I could not allow this. I convinced the rougue to instead cut off the goblin's ear and leave him as a warning for the other goblins. The goblin died of blood loss. Our dm ghosted us after the session.
@TirelessGaming
@TirelessGaming Жыл бұрын
Lmao. xD
@jim-bob3093
@jim-bob3093 3 жыл бұрын
Im playing a goblin sorcerer currently and the option in conversations to just say "i bite him" never gets old
@LoppearLink
@LoppearLink 4 жыл бұрын
"And being superior to kobolds in every way." *Zito will remember that*
@ephemispriest8069
@ephemispriest8069 4 жыл бұрын
Spurt disagrees.
@nanachimakenshi2512
@nanachimakenshi2512 4 жыл бұрын
You take that back!!!!
@fusuy4895
@fusuy4895 4 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/gKjIZqGcgJtpnNU this is for all of you
@oligb1469
@oligb1469 4 жыл бұрын
The fact there is more room on that shelf should bring us hope in these dark times.
@thomasallen9974
@thomasallen9974 4 жыл бұрын
It means we got a new series THE COMBAT SERIES!!!! YAY MORE CRAPGUIDE
@liamgreenwood3481
@liamgreenwood3481 4 жыл бұрын
@@thomasallen9974 Personally, I'm hoping we continue with a series that covers monsters in a way that only Jocat can. Also, I'm genuinely curious about what an episode about mimics would be like. If I know Jocat, that fridge he was opening in the video would most certainly be lined with teeth.
@joshuasanders162
@joshuasanders162 4 жыл бұрын
@@liamgreenwood3481 Or a empty coffie mug that appeared on your table.
@liamgreenwood3481
@liamgreenwood3481 4 жыл бұрын
@@joshuasanders162 Pretty much any household item with an orifice is fair game. A toilet mimic would be the most effective, yet horribly cruel.
@joshuasanders162
@joshuasanders162 4 жыл бұрын
@@liamgreenwood3481 ... There is such a thing as going too far. Just... no bathroom mimics please. Can mimics would be pretty funny tho. Like a hermit crab.
@cparle87
@cparle87 2 жыл бұрын
That was some... interesting art choices. Also, who else knew the moment he started petting the goblin he was gonna get bit then booyahg'd?
@WillowLackett
@WillowLackett 3 жыл бұрын
My Goblin plush from your Makeshift store just arrived!!! And it's cuter than anything I've ever seen!!! 💜
@SilverGreeneye
@SilverGreeneye 4 жыл бұрын
“Treated like a retail worker.” Ohhhh.... I felt that. I’m never going to be able to gleefully slaughter a goblin again.
@soullessdoll4129
@soullessdoll4129 4 жыл бұрын
Ok ya same
@nonya1366
@nonya1366 4 жыл бұрын
Think of it like this: Your granting them death.
@ingetamna
@ingetamna 4 жыл бұрын
Makes a lotta sense
@GobPalRosieVT
@GobPalRosieVT 4 жыл бұрын
I dodged a magic missle there, phew.
@TheKillerMime
@TheKillerMime 4 жыл бұрын
"Superior to Kobolds in every conceivable way." - Jocat *I begin crying, because I love Kobolds more than Goblins.*
@allenchurch1056
@allenchurch1056 4 жыл бұрын
My sympathies
@Black_Claw175
@Black_Claw175 4 жыл бұрын
@@allenchurch1056 don't you mean "syncope symphony"
@gnikhcil
@gnikhcil 4 жыл бұрын
v13kobold raising magical staff crackling with necromantic energy. “Thems fighting words jocat” jk honestly I love kobolds
@TheKillerMime
@TheKillerMime 4 жыл бұрын
@@gnikhcil Kobolds are amazing. :D One of my favorite races alongside Warforged and Thri-Kreen. I do like Dragonborn, Lizardfolk, and Yuan-Ti as well.
@bitethedust3561
@bitethedust3561 4 жыл бұрын
Finally, people with good taste.
@skeletonwar2408
@skeletonwar2408 3 жыл бұрын
2:07 Jocat you sly Wiggler hiding cameos like that
@joule400
@joule400 2 жыл бұрын
Goblin modes: -Ugly ass monster -Cute pets -Shortstack breeding bait
@novaiscool1
@novaiscool1 4 жыл бұрын
Currently playing a goblin in a campaign, one of my quirks is that whenever I take damage I squeak like a dog toy. No reason for it other than a spur of the moment joke that turned quickly into something real.
@dudewatches6125
@dudewatches6125 4 жыл бұрын
BBEG: I have you now you disgusting little- *Squeak* BBEG: Wait, what was that? *Squeak* BBEG: OH MY DARK GODS THATS HILARIOUS!!! *Squeak* *Squeak* *Squeak* Goblin: Ow, why does everyone do that?! That's the sound of all my booyahg escaping my lung- *Squeak*
@thecloseandsecondjohnmccor6527
@thecloseandsecondjohnmccor6527 4 жыл бұрын
I can just imagine that goblin being repeatedly bitch slapped as you here what sounds like someone trying to get a dog's attention with a toy.
@b.jr.7816
@b.jr.7816 4 жыл бұрын
Thedoctor133 Neat but have you ever had sex
@obsidianbeast6308
@obsidianbeast6308 4 жыл бұрын
Thedoctor133 dear god that sounds awesome
@sapientbirb7350
@sapientbirb7350 4 жыл бұрын
@@dudewatches6125 Now I'm just imagining a dnd session filled to the brim with dbza references.
@taylorhancock5834
@taylorhancock5834 4 жыл бұрын
Ok, the plush Goblin is the most adorable thing ever, and I need it in my life. Great video as always, and I'm curious to see what you do next!
@isaaceshleman2833
@isaaceshleman2833 4 жыл бұрын
Taylor Hancock This comment says 10 hours ago but the video says five minutes ago.
@tuxyb4263
@tuxyb4263 4 жыл бұрын
@@isaaceshleman2833 yeah, da fuq is going on here
@morganpriest7726
@morganpriest7726 4 жыл бұрын
ACTM we got a fuckin time traveler on our hands boys! Go call the time police!
@AmalgamJiena
@AmalgamJiena Жыл бұрын
That fury of the small sequence was incredible
@d_xavier_j118
@d_xavier_j118 3 жыл бұрын
Just got my goblin yesterday. Booyahg!
@bazzfromthebackground3696
@bazzfromthebackground3696 4 жыл бұрын
"...Voice up an octave for every player level." Gold.
@Aristocletes
@Aristocletes 4 жыл бұрын
"But this is D&D, which means everybody breaks the rules more than an episode of Yu-Gi-Oh..." Truest words in the book
@wumpusthehunted2628
@wumpusthehunted2628 4 жыл бұрын
Pah. RAW wasn't a thing until D&D 3.0. AD&D rules simply were edited by the "drop the least cool rules until it fits the publisher's requirements. Playing *all* the rules just wasn't done and any player silly enough to call the DM on it got to roll his backlog of disease checks... If the DM allows it, you aren't breaking the rules. You simply changed them.
@gamerdude746
@gamerdude746 4 жыл бұрын
Learn the rules, then cherrypick which ones work or don't work for you or your players. Bend and break the rest.
@d1g1beastpr1me7
@d1g1beastpr1me7 3 жыл бұрын
What rules?
@hightensionjapanesegoblin9821
@hightensionjapanesegoblin9821 8 ай бұрын
Goblins are also a very convenient solution to a low level party without a cleric. "Hello im grub, take me with you-" "Yes."
@whiteassassin13
@whiteassassin13 10 ай бұрын
the first part about the dm making combat encounter 30 min before game cause he was dreaming about a new campaign is me and that hits home real hard
@artifexvigen551
@artifexvigen551 4 жыл бұрын
"but this is d&d where everyone breaks the rules more than in an episode of Yu-Gi-Oh" THAT HURT ME HARRRRDDDDDDDD
@artifexvigen551
@artifexvigen551 4 жыл бұрын
What was the point of that?
@barethor5869
@barethor5869 4 жыл бұрын
@@artifexvigen551 It's a spam bot, they have been posting replies with video links all over these comments, just report it
@alexkoder1982
@alexkoder1982 4 жыл бұрын
Screw the rules I have money!
@torgor_
@torgor_ 4 жыл бұрын
the kobold clan will remember this
@beepboprobotsnot3748
@beepboprobotsnot3748 4 жыл бұрын
Indeed we will, because WE are superior in every way.
@Reaper0123
@Reaper0123 4 жыл бұрын
Here here! Also; "tuckers kobolds"
@LordDragox412
@LordDragox412 4 жыл бұрын
RIP Spurt, the best Kobold there ever was [*[
@marianxendor3974
@marianxendor3974 4 жыл бұрын
Kobold Gang
@christophershell7564
@christophershell7564 4 жыл бұрын
@@LordDragox412 You're Dead!!! I winnn... Splat. RIP Spurt, 2019-2019 and eleven days.
@Jessie_Helms
@Jessie_Helms 2 жыл бұрын
“Or just grab the next thing on your shelf” *looks at my lego collection* _FINALLY_
@dafoilbrick5089
@dafoilbrick5089 Жыл бұрын
How JoCat drew goblins in this video is how I will perceive them until I die.
@nickg9231
@nickg9231 4 жыл бұрын
“Breaks the rules more than an episode of yu gi oh” 😂JoCat you’re amazing don’t change
@unsweetenedfruit
@unsweetenedfruit 4 жыл бұрын
I tried to go back and rewatch Yugioh and it hurt too much.
@KommandantRez
@KommandantRez Жыл бұрын
1:40 Lmao, that "LEROY!" scream.
@wiliwilo
@wiliwilo Жыл бұрын
I always thought that said "BEWARE MINIONS!!!!!!"
@gorillaguerillaDK
@gorillaguerillaDK 3 жыл бұрын
I didn’t have a goblin fetish - DIDN'T have one! Now thanks to you I suddenly do!
@seanorman6450
@seanorman6450 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my word, plush gobby is so dang cute
@stardasuperstar895
@stardasuperstar895 4 жыл бұрын
It is tho!
@thomanator1000
@thomanator1000 4 жыл бұрын
Literally just ordered one lmao. I have no impulse control.
@defensivekobra3873
@defensivekobra3873 4 жыл бұрын
Jocat: Give me your wallet
@seanorman6450
@seanorman6450 4 жыл бұрын
@@defensivekobra3873 he's going to get it
@DobroPitanje
@DobroPitanje 4 жыл бұрын
BOOYAHG
@riccardocastiglioni1611
@riccardocastiglioni1611 4 жыл бұрын
"... and being overall superior to kobolds in every way!" *Angry Zito sounds approaching*
@josephperez2004
@josephperez2004 4 жыл бұрын
Obligatory Zito Quote kzbin.info/www/bejne/aXrSh5mMmZ2Mn8U
@android19willpwn
@android19willpwn 4 жыл бұрын
small but *very* angry
@collinarter2470
@collinarter2470 4 жыл бұрын
they hated him because he told the truth.
@kallyhancock6951
@kallyhancock6951 Жыл бұрын
I've watched this a dozen times, and I still nearly choked on my drink at one point.
@coldhotpocket8226
@coldhotpocket8226 3 жыл бұрын
2:08 That is incredibly well done
@pocketkobold893
@pocketkobold893 4 жыл бұрын
Jocat:Goblins are better than Kobolds in every way Me: *Who plays as Kobold Characters to support allys with Grovel Cower and Beg, and just wants to be cute* ;-;
@christophershell7564
@christophershell7564 4 жыл бұрын
It gets better if you are a kobold paladin who is smiting evil one round and begging for mercy from your enemies the next.
@rayhatesu
@rayhatesu 4 жыл бұрын
I do appreciate that ability since we have someone in our group that does that on occasion, the only issue is that his runs on Kobolds are cursed in that they nearly die twice every 4 encounters due to unintended poor positioning or poor decision making (like attempting to grapple an enemy while his Kobold is prone, which grabs the enemy's attention and gets them to reach down and cast a 4th level Inflict Wounds)
@Nyghtking
@Nyghtking 4 жыл бұрын
Technically they are if you look at stats alone, they get the bonus to dex and an additional bonus to con without getting a negative to a stat or sunlight sensitivity, but the big difference between them is kobolds get potentially two broken abilities in pack tactics and beg plead grovel, so they generate advantage on their attacks when within 5 feet of an ally regardless of anything else, or they can use the other ability to give all allies advantage against opponents, and in 5e you can only have one advantage and disadvantage, and both cancel each other out, so as a kobold regardless of the situation it's possible for you to never be rolling at disadvantage on any attacks no matter what, so a kobold can literally do something stupid like cast darkness and follow it up next turn by using beg plead grovel allowing their allies to roll with no disadvantage against the opponents in the darkness who will have disadvantage.
@hugofontes5708
@hugofontes5708 4 жыл бұрын
@@Nyghtking "now you know how to use koboolds, you're welcome"
@hugofontes5708
@hugofontes5708 4 жыл бұрын
it doesn't matter if goblins are better kobolds, you are good kobold have potato
@mieszkocichocki1622
@mieszkocichocki1622 4 жыл бұрын
2:06 oh i see this lil Berd sitting there
@PapaFunDip
@PapaFunDip 4 жыл бұрын
I want a berd cameo now
@muchcat1113
@muchcat1113 2 жыл бұрын
I'll be DMing for some friends for the first time soon and I've been bingeing your videos. I can promise, there will be goblins everywhere. I love the little bastards
@cyntheticism
@cyntheticism 3 жыл бұрын
0:10 i feel attacked 2:31 and now it seems that the Paladin and Warlock have adopted a goblin child
@teabearchurchill5600
@teabearchurchill5600 4 жыл бұрын
I love my Goblin Warrior/Thief. Dressed in scraps of armor tied with string, uses a barrel lid for a shield, and wields a butcher's knife bigger than he is. The party can't pronounce his name, so they call him "Chopper". His first act as a PC was to run up a Guard Captain's pantsleg and bite his nards.
@jamesforgie6594
@jamesforgie6594 3 жыл бұрын
Non consensual piggybacks are one of my favourite things about playing these guys. The knife just lets you direct which way they stagger.
@jpjfrey5673
@jpjfrey5673 2 жыл бұрын
"Warrior/Thief" Mmmhmmmm
@teabearchurchill5600
@teabearchurchill5600 2 жыл бұрын
@@jpjfrey5673 Holdover from my 1e days. I still say "Thief" instead of "Rogue" for the most part. "Warrior" was an easier transition for some reason. :/
@techsmechs2485
@techsmechs2485 Жыл бұрын
Is this goblin the size of a mouse, or something..?
@teabearchurchill5600
@teabearchurchill5600 Жыл бұрын
@@techsmechs2485 'bout 3' tall or so... It's a BIG butcher's knife... based on one I saw at a sale long time ago.
@lukefrederiks5906
@lukefrederiks5906 4 жыл бұрын
#8 on Trending? "He is the Chosen One. He will bring balance."
@alexkoder1982
@alexkoder1982 4 жыл бұрын
(2 movies later) You were the Chosen one!
@Secu90210
@Secu90210 2 жыл бұрын
I just my Goblin Wizard plush today and I LOVE it!! Lil' Booyahg is so cute!!
@DeisFortuna
@DeisFortuna 3 жыл бұрын
Gobbos are just smol green blobs of potential. Then again, any race that players get access to is full of potential because it makes creating a custom NPC for that race easier since you can just use PC creation rules to make them with the only NPC privilege being the fact that they'll have full spell slots if they're a caster once the fighting starts. But gobbos get it the best because when's the last time you saw a cute orc for the party to adopt as a "pet" NPC. Hell, if I wanted to make a DMPC, I'd make it one of those adorable gobbos so the players take them along instead of the DMPC forcing their way into the party.
@coffee_candy_
@coffee_candy_ 4 жыл бұрын
*New fetish unlocked: Goblin* *edit: shortstacks are cool and all, but I need some pure goblin
@WakkaMadeInYevon
@WakkaMadeInYevon 4 жыл бұрын
Oops
@althelor
@althelor 4 жыл бұрын
You mean you didn't put points into that unlock at the first opportunity? Psh, casuals.
@noobshrine
@noobshrine 4 жыл бұрын
**Shortstacks*
@stalebread2997
@stalebread2997 4 жыл бұрын
I discovered that a whiile ba- I MEAN NO!
@jrm48220
@jrm48220 4 жыл бұрын
Check out @Orcbarbies on Twitter. Lots of art of Crit Role's Nott the Thicc.
@JageshemashFTW
@JageshemashFTW 4 жыл бұрын
“And being superior to kobolds in every way.” *_Pack Tactics intensifies_*
@TheGREYPELT
@TheGREYPELT 4 жыл бұрын
*Sunlight Sensitivity and -2 str intensify*
@kilerkane
@kilerkane 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine if 4 Kobold rogues attack one PC, they are ALL getting there Stealth attack bonus DESPITE BEING CLEARLY VISIBLE. Madness.
@JageshemashFTW
@JageshemashFTW 4 жыл бұрын
Furbarian Adept of the Cult Mechanicus Do you know how many times you’re actually outside in the sunlight in _Dungeons_ and Dragons? Not often.
@conorb.1901
@conorb.1901 4 жыл бұрын
@@JageshemashFTW heck, the book says "direct sunlight" which means you're perfectly fine if it's overcast
@CynUnion-ji9uj
@CynUnion-ji9uj 4 жыл бұрын
Pactics
@netherillager5959
@netherillager5959 2 ай бұрын
I usually use gobbos as either little beasts with the attitude of a wild cat, hunting anything they think they can and biting anything that get in their personal space, or tribes of hunter gatherers. You can usually find both throughout the map, and some gobbo tribes are more violent or crafty than others, so players generally need to weigh the pros and cons of negotiation or violence. If they're stabby fuckers trying to talk to them would go as well as you can expect, but if they're chill then maybe camping together for a night wouldn't hurt and could possibly benefit both parties if the local wildlife is particularly hungry that night.
@KyleSage35
@KyleSage35 3 жыл бұрын
No step on goblin, nasty lil buggers when riled up
@traviswilliams2348
@traviswilliams2348 4 жыл бұрын
Final scene is silly. We all know the instant jocat senses danger he casts fireball. There would be no goblins left to dogpile him.
@samswann180
@samswann180 4 жыл бұрын
But what if the goblins can fireball back? *BOOYAGH
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