a definitive ranking of celebrity quarantine blunders

[@davidcastro5307]

That Madonna video is actually the worst. "Covid19 is the great equalizer, it doesn't discriminate wether you are rich or poor" said by someone living in a mansion while essential workers are out there risking their lives

[@lifeontheledgerlines8394]

I bet she's selling the bathwater too lol

[@sophiavnuk5898]

But the fact that the people worst affected are actually the poorest doesn't sit right. Madonna, I don't think "Covid19 is the great equalizer."

[@keirabond9589]

Just ... what was Madonna doing like what was her goal

[@TheTurtleandFriendsShow]

Against horrible odds!! ... Wait.

[@Probablylani]

sophia vnuk Exactly. Since those who need more money or even those who don’t have enough to pay for college, are out here working.

[@Jepenyy]

EVERYONE : "we're all in this together" Venneesa Hudgens: "Inevitable"

[@inkterp5322]

Habib Abdullahi Mohamed corona is thanos confirmed

[@emily3elizabeth730]

Habib Abdullahi Mohamed Vanessa’s video was the worst tbh

[@stinkoshatter-shield2096]

Nobody: Noun: \[Action from video\] ... Noun: *exists* Other Noun: "I'm going to end this \[Noun\]'s whole career." ... **Event from video** Noun: "Why do I hear boss music?" ... **Also event from video** Noun: "I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move." ... Girl's locker room: \[Female stereotype\] Boy's locker room: ... "\[Quote directly ripped from video\]" ... Noun: Also Noun: ... **Bad situation** Noun: *Uno reverse card* ... **\[Time stamp\]** Redundant commentary ... **Who would win?** \[Noun\] One \[Other Noun\] Boi ... **Remarkable event** Noun: "Wait, that's illegal." ... \[Noun\] wants to know your location. ... \[Something regarding KZbin recommendations\] ... Noun: **Action** Other Noun: "So you have chosen death."

[@firstnamelastname4366]

@@stinkoshatter-shield2096 youre the first person ive ever seen criticizing all the repetitive youtube comments. make sure to add the "hold my beer" template to the pile.

[@EC-dg6ti]

I can never hear this word again without the "?" at the end. "Like, inevitable?"

[@Chelseajustwatches]

I really love how Britney used to be one of the most controversial celebrities because she had a very public mental breakdown that people LIVED to capitalize on , and now she's just this wholesome figure who advocates self-love, positivity, and physical/mental well-being. Good for you, Britney.

[@TheDreamingJune]

Honestly as someone who grew up with her music, it's nice to see how far she's come.

[@gabbyjass1504]

Honestly I could never blame her for her meltdown because of all the stress she was under

[@CEWThree]

Meanwhile, Ellen: "Oops, I did it again!"

[@lalalahihihi]

Chelsea she’s my queen 4ever

[@eleigar1]

If prison would be like Ellen's house, I would go there.

[@Purrpearlawesomeness]

The pandemic made us ALL realize how mind-numbingly tone-deaf most celebrities are 💀

[@notwerkinginthishouse8634]

@@lostmymind5133 i am really tired If we wouldnt give them this attention, i swear to God-

[@ohwellwhateverr]

And how empty their liberal platitudes are.

[@tiffprendergast]

Yupppp

[@tiffprendergast]

@@ohwellwhateverr yupppp

[@Severeballoonknot]

@CrazyMiles leave us alone. We know about Jesus. I can assure you that if any of us wanted to become a Christian, we would have done so already.

[@testingno7199]

The fact that redacted was green and britney spears was red confused me so much lol. It took me like half the video to realize that redacted was the worst

[@elizabethconaway5534]

Didn’t get that until I read this comment. Thank you.

[@greenergrass4060]

Red like the communist flag

[@YourMajesty143]

Yea she should've put clapping in the middle tho. No way is it worse than Goop Lab.

[@barelycontent4038]

Especially considering she had the whole “One thing led to another, I burnt my gym down” situation

[@josephinedevore8124]

Same

[@ChrisS-rr6nw]

"We worked hard to get where we are." I'm sorry, but Hailey and Kendall were born into privilege. Plain and simple.

[@ReplyGuy22345]

He’s desperately pandering to the right with the “pull yourself up by the bootstraps” mentality, and giving himself a reason to shit on the poor

[@cass465]

Plus, Justin Bieber got famous as a kid for singing songs to preteen girls. I guess that makes him a harder worker than doctors, nurses, teachers, factory workers, miners etc.

[@pizzaslut888]

@@cass465 okay but he still worked hard tho lmao dont make it seems like being a big ass star and especially at the age he was is some easy shit lmao

[@comradetia1590]

I love that your photo is Lady Gaga. Girl worked her ass off. She deserves a good life. I mean, we all do but celebrities born with a silver spoon in their mouths should step out their perfect bubbles and take a good hard look at the world.

[@Catz1a]

Yeah I get he didnt want it to be like "im rich for nothing and now im sad about it" but instead it came out like "im checking my priviledge by not checking it at all and saying I deserve it. Sucks for the poor peeps though.."

[@elizaindisguise]

i would like to suggest lady gaga also being in the britney spears tier? raising millions of dollars for covid relief from other millionaires and celebs and NOT asking her fans for donations? respect.

[@yeehaw4135]

she literally went around asking ceos to donate not just putting a link on twitter

[@jamesbarnes2864]

Queen!

[@slushpuppie19]

She's awesome, I bet she was soooooooo embarrassed when her Dad started a gofundme for their restaurant. You know she would have paid that money in a heartbeat

[@sparklythings22]

WE STAN!!

[@thirstaefortae5057]

Love Gaga! Now that’s someone using their privilege and platform for good

[@veggiegrace13]

The goop lab tier should be below the clapping tier. With the clapping tier, they're at least trying to spread positivity and thank medical workers, while the goop lab tier, they're just spouting bs about the virus and/or disregarding the health of themselves and others.

[@YourMajesty143]

I said the same thing in another comment!

[@Probablylani]

L Cartwright No, “Redacted” is the worse. Or at least, that’s what I saw in the comments. If you are right, I am very confused haha. Green being good makes sense, but many are saying the opposite.

[@pasta3405]

@@Lola-bv5pj no its from britney spears, the best to redacted the worst

[@aparajita_a]

GINAAAA!!!!!

[@omgyay3187]

@@Lola-bv5pj Usually red is bad and green is good but look at the order, the highest is always the best and the lowest the worst

[@moriyashvartz1926]

Imagine being a millionaire and cutting someone’s paycheck.

[@risarahman1253]

*billionaire

[@Diana-mo6mg]

A guy worth 4.4BILLION dollars claimed 1.3Million dollars worth of New Zealand tax payer money for wage subsidies during Covid-19. rich people are definitely cancelled right now

[@moriyashvartz1926]

@@Diana-mo6mg 1000000% cancelled

[@karina_martinez420]

Can't relate Bad joke

[@moriyashvartz1926]

@@karina_martinez420 lmao same

[@wommyisms]

alternatively named: multimillionaires *trying* to be quirky and woke for 20 mins.

[@tj_6964]

tia just say Katy Perry

[@melacholicpeach6645]

It’s called radical ckicks, and I hate rich people (including reactionaries)

[@LatIenws]

How are we not letting celebrities react or have feelings on the matter in their own way. No matter what they say they get backlash. It's like we forget they're human beings with different opinions and everything that comes out of their mouth is expected to be politically correct without offending anybody. They complain, they receive backlash because they're rich and not allowed to complain. They feel thankful for being safe in their homes and blessings, they still get backlash. Geeez

[@Pain-xw1rj]

Paula Lara You have a very good point, but SOME of the statements from SOME celebrities are pretty idiotic and can “inflict” psychological and mental “disabilities” to children watching them. Preferebly 9 year olds. But tbh you have a very fair point sir.

[@-komi5492]

idky but im starting to see you on every video i watch 😳

[@sina3602]

Lady Gaga forcing billionaires to donate and creating a well planned out live tv concert for some positivity without asking the general public for donations >>>>>>

[@ReplyGuy22345]

siN a I hope she’s staying safe, she could end up the next Epistein if she doesn’t keep kissing the elites ass

[@meghansullivan6812]

!!!!!!! reminds me of when ur checking out a huge place Ike Whole Foods and they fkn ask you to make a donation. Not that I won’t do it, but how bout instead of making me feel like an asshole for maybe saying no cuz literally I only have enough $ in my checking account for said groceries, Jeff bezos donates a couple million?!!!? Aka couch cushion change! Grrrrr

[@Ephemeral_Exe]

Michael Merritt would be an easy cover up too with the pandemic. Such a fucked world

[@sweekruthi9969]

She literally said open your purse give me a dollar dude

[@kelvink2375]

🥴🥴 she should ask her dad to stop giving hundred of thousand $ to Donald Trump campaign and asking her fans to paid for their restaurant employees.

[@lumina7152]

Vanessa holds the same energy of that girl that suggested buying a house to end homelessness

[@idiotsandwich1045]

Or that short guy who suggested selling houses on the coast to escape ocean levels rising

[@Lu4455]

@@idiotsandwich1045 Seeing someone refer to Ben Shapiro as “that short guy” is wonderful

[@benitaverran]

@@idiotsandwich1045 Can I’m

[@esmeraldagreengate4354]

The former Australian Prime Minister said the same damn thing 🤦‍♀️

[@joshuacoleman8000]

@@esmeraldagreengate4354 Which one?

[@bel9729]

"It's like being in a prison" says Ellen, sitting in her giant mansion, huge garden and net worth of 500 MILLION dollars

[@equusquaggaquagga536]

Of course it reminds her of prison. Its called a lockdown.

[@bel9729]

@@equusquaggaquagga536 right...you cracked the mystery

[@Teal_Moon]

All you idiots made her famous tho

[@AnnaVerheyen]

It was a build up for a joke

[@halohalo7274]

It was a joke and i think it was funny😂😂 people love to find something they can be offended by😂😂 sad

[@rosemulet]

The Vanessa Huggins clip feels like a joke. The fact that it’s real terrifies me.

[@jfm14]

Yeah, it's weird because it feels like really dry, dark humor... except she wasn't joking. Yikes.

[@ALLISWELL45]

major redacted energy

[@tomoeshoe3731]

I honestly thought she was having some type of mental breakdown? It was just so strange. Either that, or she is high as fuck and the privilege revealed itself.

[@soym1lkg1rl]

Tum Tum that argument makes no sense, do trump and vanessa share a braincell or something? his idiocy doesn’t justify or excuse vanessa’s idiocy. she could’ve done her own research or at least taken a moment to word her opinion better, but she didn’t, so imo she deserves the backlash. i don’t see how trump has anything to do with it.

[@slaughterbean5318]

Cherry Esque honestly yeah got some interesting vibes from her tone 👀

[@e-jthompson6322]

The Vanessa Hudgens video actually infuriates me, I’m sick of telling people that this doesn’t just kill a few old people with underlying health issues, it will kill my best friend before she ever makes it to university. I’ve not seen her in over a month because she had to be quarantined straight away and Vanessa sits there in her mansion talking about how it’s no big deal

[@rallyrally]

E-J Thompson but also can we stop saying that old people dying is not a big deal? Like they are people too... they are parents and grandparents that are loved. They have valuable knowledge, skills and memories that also will be lost with them.

[@akiwikitten6016]

It’s easy to say “oh well, people will die” or “it’s only 1%”. But what about when that 1% becomes your parents, your children, or the love of your life? 1% may seem like “nothing”, but that nothing is someone’s “everything”. It’s someone’s mother, cousin, grandfather, daughter... It’s not inevitable either- all we have to do is wear masks and practice social distancing (which should be easy for celebs in their million dollar mansion. Of course I know that essential workers can’t social distance as much).

[@bleepbloop101010101]

@@user-fo6jj4tm9m Even if we 'only' lose our elderly we are losing a whole generation of people and history, and shrugging off their whole lives like they're nothing. It's awful to think about :( There are people I know not taking it seriously and their kids have the conditions that make you more susceptible, they don't seem to understand they could lose their children. People think they're invincible...

[@aggressivepianonoises813]

I’m so sorry for this situation your friend is in. Is there still hope? If so, she has my prayers. No one deserves to die young like that.

[@chloedsmith]

And now she's posting videos about quarantining etc like she wasn't just justifying letting people die cause she wanted to go to Coachella

[@katlewis3329]

Social media is the worst thing to happen to publicists. Ever.

[@smilesxo06]

@kurtis conner

[@jayashrishobna]

@@smilesxo06 explain, please? edit: added "please"

[@kezzie7140]

But it helps expose these fake people

[@the-berries-and-cream-dude]

@@kezzie7140they’re celebrities, they’re all fake 💀

[@winter_wolf3284]

Ellen: It’S lIkE bEinG iN pRisOn Also Ellen: *lives in multi million dollar mansion*

[@NeWYoRk2849]

Winter_Wolf32 well I’m sure her house is the size of a prison

[@merziah21]

ellen is the worst

[@snflwrchan8019]

Our president told us to travel inside our houses in case there's still an area we haven't been to yet and I really think ellen should start doing that

[@Fernanda-jx6ep]

I live in a fairly medium size house, and I don't feel like it's a prision, some families live in houses or apartments that are 25m^2, I can't believe she said that living in a house that's probable ten times bigger than mine

[@winter_wolf3284]

Fernanda Fraenkel Same I live comfortably, way less then Ellen, but even I can understand how fortunate I am

[@saea8677]

Hot take: What if the editors of Ellen left that prison joke in there to get back at her for the paycuts 😳

[@madhatt3r93]

I thought so too!

[@LookingGlass1865]

Ellen: Hey, are you sure we should keep that prison joke in there? I'm not sure.... Editors: Oh yeah, people are gonna love it... >:)

[@chamberv5261]

I would do that tbb

[@randomuserwitharandomname6183]

@@LookingGlass1865 Good for them

[@bandamani]

@SomethingReallyStrange depends if the drag queen had a humongous house or not

[@ADreamerWithAPen]

Britney Spears is confirmed as the only valid celeb

[@sawyer6264]

And Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively

[@augh4659]

anniewig and Taylor Swift

[@umbrellacorporation4435]

F Nieve didn’t they have a plantation wedding and doesn’t Blake have a whole blog dedicated to glorify the pre Civil War south?

[@baileyr7553]

I feel like people would relate to her, especially with her home gym and her candles.

[@enriquesanchez9016]

@Olive Gaga is only doing it for self promotion, she couldn't care less about people.

[@thelemonpolice]

I DONT UNDERSTAND YOUR TIER SYSTEM BUT YOUR VOICE IS RELAXING

[@lotussight]

Red is good, Green is bad. Communism rules /s

[@200lee]

lotus sight no redacted is bad

[@brandeedotcom]

SAME OMG goop redacters what

[@user-bq5it5qu4c]

@@200lee thats what they said-

[@user-bq5it5qu4c]

redacted is the worst level you can get, red is probably one of the better ones

[@cruelsummer3021]

"it's the great equalizer" fgshsgs like she isn't sitting on a bathtub inside a mansion that's worth millions of dollars celebrities are so corny i can't

[@Pai262]

yeah like some people don't even have a bathtub and her's has a old timey telephone as a showerhead ???

[@allisonwallace4022]

She has roses in her bathtub too?? Like this is some serious rich person stuff

[@laurenvcouto]

so tone deaf

[@angelicdaisy4414]

pretty sure she meant that the virus isnt gonna ignore u if ur rich or not..

[@gm8665]

@@angelicdaisy4414 she's still wrong though. it disproportionately affects poor poc communities

[@SethColby69]

we're all be having money issues due to quarantine and some celebrities are trying to relate to us even though they're getting upset in their own mansion

[@me-eh1zt]

Seth Colby Kim kardashian started being upset because she has to go to her GUEST HOUSE to get away from her kids. My parents can only lock themselves in the bathroom

[@lenastorz1088]

and then also think that we are in the place to make donations.. like huh you make more money than my whole family ever will, how about you donate A LOT instead of having several houses etc

[@Jacky.c.v]

Lena Storz it’s hilarious. I live off of 50€ a month and they’re “literally in prison” in their mansion

[@evanacostaa]

Lena Storz It’s not their fault your family wasn’t smart enough to become affluent.

[@Zealand808-v2o]

@@evanacostaa I... I can't even-

[@HailG3]

There are 3 celebrities I have found tolerable during this quarantine: - Sebastian Stan getting mad at the people going to the beach - Tom Holland buying chickens - Britney being Britney

[@eduardaarrais]

Tom Holland... Bought chickens...? 😂😂😂 I need the whole story

[@CaptainDrinkalot]

@@eduardaarrais eggs were sold out so he went and bought chickens

[@eduardaarrais]

@@CaptainDrinkalot that sounds so much like him I have to be honest

[@sofialara297]

Let's not forget about the queen that is Lady Gaga. Also doja cat's livestreams are wonderful😂😂

[@HeyitsRegan11]

John Krasinski bringing happy tears to all of our eyes

[@insidiouschaos812]

As a gay person, ellen's clip was also lowkey super homophobic and joked about prison r*pe?? Like thats 100% not an okay thing to joke about

[@MissSpaz]

yuuuup. I've been to prison twice, pansexual, and was raped by a male CO. prisoner on prisoner rape isn't as common in women's prison, but it happens and it's not something to joke about just because It's not male gay sex. And not everyone that goes to prison is "gay for the stay". That's pure male fetishism.

[@claire-zm8cj]

@@MissSpaz I’m so so sorry that you had to go through that. People joking about it is so disgusting. you deserve the world :(

[@vqlentine989]

It really doesn't matter if she's lgbt herself, it's still not funny nor okay like how did she not realize that?

[@youtubeaccountmcgee5731]

She is LGBTQ herself she can make whatever jokes she wants. Stop trying to censor comedy.

[@Starscreamer.]

@@youtubeaccountmcgee5731 Being LGBTQ+ herself does not make her immune to criticism for the bad shit she says. It was tasteless and crude, she shouldn't have said it and she deserves the backlash.

[@hilda3650]

one could say celebrities haven't taken this quarantine very well

[@Batcatrat]

Maybe this could cause us as a society to stop confusing famous people with important people.

[@iciajay6891]

It's because it is showing how irrelevant most of there jobs are in the face of big world things.

[@codeghost1111]

Millions could say

[@kass_G59]

@@Batcatrat Let's hope so.

[@nairabee245]

nasty hobbit you’re severely underestimating our stupidity as a society.

[@meghaneyre6579]

Celebrities having a existential crisis because right now they aren’t the focus of all of our attention right now.

[@CuteIrma98]

Can I just add that miss Spears LITERALLY BURNED DOWN HER GYM and STILL managed to give us a workout routine. No other choice but to stan 😌

[@AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult]

I don't get it, what is good about burning down a gym? Edit: I have seen the video since then and I understand people liked it because she is casual about it. She is not playing a victim, she is conscious of her privilege, of how easily she could buy a new gym back because she is rich. Contrast that to other celebrities who compare their huge mansions to "prisons" and this is why I believe she is our quarantine muse.

[@sweetpeabee4983]

@@AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult I think the better question is "what _ISN'T_ good about burning down a gym?"

[@cruelsummer3021]

@@AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult it's because britney did it that's why it's good 😌

[@Noah-rq3xt]

Omry Goldwasser britney spears is allowed to be worshipped

[@portxr]

@@AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult because it didn't stop her from her dedication, as usual

[@luizaeloy4025]

I legit died when she said that it was like inviting paw patrol to talk about gun violence

[@sabinadorothea]

It was the absolute perfect comparison.

[@mayfriend2959]

Vanessa Hudgens, holy shit. I’ve got to disagree, that’s straight up redacted.

[@nithyajoanna2034]

Emily Escott agreed.

[@franknstein5376]

I honestly thought it was satirical

[@aristogatos1o1]

Meanwhile Ashley Tisdale is at least minding her damn business and having a surprisingly good TikTok account... oh, how the tables have turned since their HSM characters, who knew?

[@Sol-dw1ew]

@@aristogatos1o1 that's why Sharpay was always the superior character, and Gabriella was actually the villain

[@samofsamnation7523]

She sounds like the girl who raises her hand in a college class to interrupt the professor’s lecture to ask a completely unrelated question but doesn’t want to wait until after class because she has to go to Starbucks after every class.

[@isana7846]

Ellen: lives in a mansion "it's like jail" Me: is stuck with my family in a 2 bedroom apartment "oh is it now"

[@equusquaggaquagga536]

A lockdown is a jail word.

[@kimsechrist4139]

She was joking. The joke was just in poor taste. This is Ellen when she doesn't have writers. She actually does seem like she's going a little insane, though.

[@soulstealer5625]

Kim Sechrist she has a documented history of being an ass. Employ EE’s testified that she selected someone to be cruel to. No reason behind it and she would select another daily.

[@tobyfunk6858]

I have a tiny one bedroom apartment. And I'm not complaining just stating a fact. People have it worse than I do.

[@camogrrl]

My neighbours are millennials. One dude has the lease for 450$ for two tiny rooms. He lives In the lounge and has his computer desk in the kitchen. He has 6 flatmayes they pay 350$ a week per room and the garage also is a 350$ room. So he’s making 1050 a week and paying 450 rent, so he lives rent free and makes 600 profit a week. So yeah, 7 people in a tiny tiny apartment. Becuse no normal person would pay that much for a room, we have a revolving door of ex cons, prostitites and drug dealers . Everyone else in the block is over 65. This guy is ruining our lives for 600 a week

[@aname4700]

Vanessa Hudgens talks about the virus like my conservative uncle talks about homosexuality "I respect it but..."

* " I respect it *butt* "

[@jessem7554]

Same

[@just-trying-my-best-everyday]

Well, if there's respect, it's ok. We can disagree with stuff and still respect it.

[@someonerandom2416]

@Notre Aira wtf...

[@LittleSprout73]

@@just-trying-my-best-everyday I mean, disagreeing with someone's sexuality is different than someone's ice cream preference.

[@Αφροδιτη-ψ9ο]

I'm surprised that Vanessa hasn't organised a coronovirus theme party yet.

[@KatyFrase]

I still can’t believe Miss Britney beat Usain Bolt’s record

[@eggs4429]

She cleared things up. She didnt beat him but she said she's coming for the world record 😳

[@avaangel777]

Katy F and i believe her.

[@megan6725]

I'm so tired of celebrities acting like they can relate to people who have lost their jobs, are struggling to get by, barely have enough money for food while they're sitting in their multi-million dollar mansions. Please tell me more about how "quarantine is so boring"

[@hos-uchralnaranbaatar7602]

Lady gaga should be at the top. She acknowledged her privilege and didn’t ask for her followers money but the people who actually has money and donated herself

[@sylvophobia3571]

Exactly, she truly is something else, Miley Cyrus talked about that too

[@bitchlasagna1]

I don't understand. What am I missing that soooooo wrong about asking your followers for money. I don't understand at all. Last time I checked these celebs aren't holding guns to anyones head so if you don't have the money to spend then like... hmmm I don't know, be a working functioning human and use your mind and decide for yourself not to spend money. Like what's the issue? Cuz I don't understand

[@hos-uchralnaranbaatar7602]

Bitch Lasagna it’s not wrong but it’s just not the best thing to do asking money from pple who actually has money is just way better and effective

[@dorianflores9000]

Lady Gaga is queen!

[@stevemack7110]

@@bitchlasagna1 Ok, you don't understand. The rest of us don't understand why you don't understand.

[@lora1279]

(apart from the "its like being in jail joke) "i feel like talk show hosts like ellen and jimmy fallon are finally seeing for themselves how bad their jokes are without paid audience or anyone to react at it

[@crystalwolcott4744]

Conversely, Trever Noah has only gotten better imo.

[@delusionalmilkshake]

@boulderarms someone made a video about her explaining how she is psychopath, text book psychopath.

[@moona3206]

@@delusionalmilkshake this video was bs people can be shitty and mean without being a psycopath... I'm sure the author of the video doesn't know shit about mental illness. You can't just diagnose somebody just like that. I hate that people always throw serious terms like that around...best way to stigmatize people with mental illnesses !

[@parkchimmin7913]

delusionmilkshake If it’s Shallon Lester, don’t even bother believing her. She’s a racist, she lies a lot, and she’s predatory towards young men. Edit: she’s also prejudice towards people with mental illnesses and she comes up with wild assumptions (like the “Ellen is a psychopath” thing) based off of rumors and lies.

[@kemerykreates7839]

@@crystalwolcott4744 yeah, but even with the humour, as much as i love Trevor (i'm a HUGE HUGE HUGEEE fan), it's getting harder and harder to watch his videos or really any news at this point because it's just like oh this is some sad stuff, and even if i laugh at it because he makes it funny, if i think about it, it's just sad again. at least before it was allowed to be funny. now if i laugh i feel bad because it's true. idk if how i explained it makes sense. maybe you know what i mean.

[@kaitlynnoble1337]

people without health insurance dying of corona: please we cant afford hospital bills multimillionaire celebrities: we can help!*sings* "imagine all the people..."

[@supremeleader9440]

Eat the rich

[@i.147]

Eat the rich!!!

[@jessd3601]

“Imagine there’s no heaven” while people are dying... what a great choice of song lmao

[@mahranislam3554]

Eat the rich

[@kjlandon9140]

jess d the songs about anti materialism which kinda make since but still

[@minafrancesca4432]

Madonna: *in a luxury bubble bath with rose pedals* it’s the great equalizer

[@angelicdaisy4414]

she meant that the virus isnt gonna ignore u if ur rich or not..

[@Grace-tg4oy]

When I saw the "Comrade Britney" memes I assumed that people were exaggerating her left leaning views but no SHE STRAIGHT UP SAID REDISTRIBUTE WEALTH AND STRIKE.

[@toejam6432]

She will be spared when we eat the rich 😌

[@qine6559]

@@toejam6432 omg hahaha! Comment of the day!

[@Gambit771]

Has she redistributed her wealth?

[@malsummers6515]

@@Gambit771 it's a bit rough okay she basically had the same rights of a toddler. #FreeBritney

[@Gambit771]

@@malsummers6515 Good point. I forgot about that But still, if she could would she? Easy to talk big about something you can't do.

[@Purrpearlawesomeness]

Also dont forget Ms Spears opened her dms to anyone struggling financially and donate $100 to everyone who dmed her

[@2004loverr]

Britney Spears ?? Really ?? Isn’t she in a conservatorship so she doesn’t control anything including her money ?

[@user-kw8qs9do6d]

that changes nothing

[@full-timepog6844]

@@2004loverr yea who was donating her money?

[@mtop9152]

I feel so bad for her. She's gone through so much shit.

[@CheshieD]

@@user-kw8qs9do6d true but if everyone who DMed her actually got $100 that’s still enough to make a change for some people. For some that means meals for the next week or two (depending on what they buy and where they are) which is a pretty big deal, even if it means that food goes to the children and not themselves. More could be done, but also nothing could’ve happened at all which isn’t better.

[@izzy3120]

Madonna is now worshipping corona, this is truly, the dumbest timeline

[@serugolino7867]

it may be the darkest timeline

[@joshhernandez6068]

ZIGA SERUGA community

[@steveholmes5207]

Madonna will end up in jail do some research into a specific drug and how the celebrities get it

[@emitheorbit1118]

@@Jammaverse OH MY GOD 💀

[@shea1354]

All these celebrities telling us to donate to these good causes without actually donating themselves

[@lachi8242]

well they donate as well (at least some of them)

[@thabiso5792]

They're donating 💀

[@krissybee123]

How do you know that??

[@yodellingllama3180]

conspiracy theory usually they have a thing that u can see if a celeb donates a lot of money!! charity websites usually have those lists of ppl who donate, like gofundme

[@lenaertsjelke]

Yodelling Llama a lot of celebrities donate anomalously though ...

[@seanmaxwell3319]

Vanessa hudgens be like: thanos did nothing wrong

[@kimsechrist4139]

That's category delusion

[@DavidJLee-zr8ic]

yeah he got the avengers together

[@user-eb1ob]

k but i agree with thanos i have one word overpopulation

[@lindai6988]

dazai is best boy I have 4 Equal distribution of wealth

[@ZenKrio]

@@lindai6988 Yah your idea is terrible and ignorant, the lazy should not have equal wealth to someone, for lack of a better word, useful. And how do you think the world will go if I can make equal money to someone working by not working, I won't work. You are Alexandria Ocasio Cortez level of stupid.

[@alexbenavidez4500]

I will never get over Madonna's "corona is the great equalizer" speech whilst sitting in a luxurious bathtub of milk and rose petals The depths of tone deafness are legitimately on so many levels

[@CM-eb2jv]

I feel like Chris Martin talking about his chicken and singing Coldplay songs while apologizing a ridiculous amount of times for "taking up our time" also belongs in the Britney category, he has been donating for years without it ever being in the media and curates Global Citizen

[@felixsubakti6907]

@Mia Smith eggs issue just like Tom Holland

[@frozenyogurth]

@Mia Smith Both Tom Holland and Chris Martin got chickens, so they would not have to go out and buy eggs.

[@rebekah4248]

‘It's a tier list, I get it, I respect it.’- Vanessa Anne Hudgens

[@alexwansss]

I appreciate that Britney is being ranked and she's her own tank, BECAUSE SHE IS OF A DIFFERENT CALIBRE.

[@georgiakyriacou5347]

I like tank instead of rank because Britney is our communist queen

[@lanadelreyisgay]

georgia kyriacou hence why she’s in the red tier

[@dv96_dk]

Yes queen of lipping

[@sr1445]

Daniel Vestholm this ain’t 2001... Britney lip syncing whilst being a successful PERFORMER is nothing new... it’s 2020 luv, move on

[@xwtek3505]

6:47 Great equalizer you say? This pandemic affects poor people much more than rich people.

[@Raven-bz8kl]

Xwtek right exactly lmao- obviously people working in mines/factories are more likely to get covid then people staying at home in mansions- idk where she was trying to go with that lmao 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@liesbethhodges5930]

@@Raven-bz8kl I think she’s talking about mental health issues, since anyone regardless of class can develop them, but it’s yikes when she’s saying that during a “fancy” bath. Additionally, richer people have a better environment and access to support than poorer individuals, so it’s still not as good of an argument.

[@MarinaSabaterFranco]

"Covid-19 is a great equalizer" says Madonna in her million dollar bathtub

[@nelliesnose5648]

the fact that I have absolutely no idea what her ranking system is - no idea what qualifies as a top-tier-worthy ‘celebrity quarantine blunder’ - makes this video even better. I’m just going along with everything she’s saying, and... *it all makes sense.*

[@jennifermunguia3556]

For a second you made me believe that you were sponsored by animal crossing

[@Pai262]

same

[@s.a.m2419]

Most celebrities giving us everthing but money👏🙄😫

[@psq6214]

Samantha We may not be getting money from them but we are getting Celebs singing “Imagine all the people” and that’s way more important. who needs donations?

[@VinlandTrading]

ᛞᚨᛝᛁᛞᛖ PSQ entirely unrelated but how did you get runes to your name?

[@JustKet99]

Go girl! Give us nothing!

[@salomew-l3897]

@@VinlandTrading i assume theres a rune alphabet to copy paste,, or keyboard either way thats sick af (love your name btw its fucking amazing and yea you didnt ask me sorry lmao)

[@winter_wolf3284]

Eat the rich?

[@teona4279]

The amount of people comparing annual deaths to *deaths happening over the course of a few weeks/months* is astounding and astonishing in equal parts. Because like... math? Do they not understand how numbers work? Or? Math and time is just lost on people??

[@lotussight]

They try and act clever by using data from Google to make themselves feel better because no one else is paying attention anymore.

[@queer-ios3155]

I don't understand math but I do understand how statistics are manipulated, and having said that this isn't manipulation of statistics it's just not understanding statistics Like at all

[@danehurlbrink9635]

No one: Celebrities in their multi million dollar mansions: covid 19 🤧 doesn’t care 🌝 about class status 💅🏻 we are all 💆🏻‍♂️ the same 👄 it is the equalizer 😍 Me in my 1 bedroom apartment broke for 2 weeks, pawning my belongings for a crumb: 👁 👁 👄 wow it all makes sense now

[@HuyTran-sb2ql]

I know right 🤣🤣 jesus, some of these extremely rich people even build their own luxury bonker to hide from covid 19

[@Cagebreaker]

Madonna: It’s the great equalizer Meanwhile, I was not able to get a COVID-19 test while I had a severe cold, but Idris Elba - and a bunch of other celebrities that were all asymptomatic - were.

[@missironmouse]

Dane Hurlbrink I am both laughing and sobbing over the accuracy of this statement

[@primroseprom]

I saw this drawing a couple days go with a bunch of different sized ships and boats (cruise ship, sailboat, a literal raft, navy ship (I forgot what they’re call & too lazy to look it up)) in a storm. And the caption read, “we’re not all in the same boat, we’re just in the same storm.” And that just beautifully dismantles the cry of celebrities and other rich people harping on about how, “we’re all in the same boat, guys!!”

[@someonerandom2416]

celebrities will save us all

[@MegaGreendaypunk]

Madonna "it's the great equaliser" and yet hardly any rich/famous people have died from it and it has negatively affected impoverished communities far more. Also they can afford care aaaaaand poorer people can't...

[@yeehaw4135]

i mean the rich get to stay in their mansions while people who work minimum wage in jobs like delivery or cashier have to keep working theres no equalizer

[@paperigangsta]

and like she's literally bathing in rose petals (which i doubt she went to pick herself from down the road)

[@kayla4551]

*Also they can afford care aaaand poorer AMARICAN people can't....

[@factsandlogic.8762]

Vanessa Hudgens' live has the same energy as Kaitlin Bennett saying "I don't mind gay guys kissing, I just think it's gross."

[@EllaIngram]

oof u did not just compare Vanessa hudgens to Kaitlyn bennet 💀😂

[@animelover-vj6qy]

@Oompa Loompa I'm very confused as to what you're trying to say here

[@amberguilfoyle7549]

@Oompa Loompa normal for homophobes you mean

[@internetpotato6734]

@Oompa Loompa You know what's gross? As a normal person, reading this. It's one thing that you feel like this, I used to feel the same when I was around ten (turns out it was internalized homophobia and I'm very much bi). But what do you gain from saying this on the internet? AL you do is hurting people like me who read it.

[@Sofie2734]

Oompa Loompa bruh don’t drag Muslims into your stuff, we already have to deal with enough

[@kyrahgeib5140]

Britney Spears is the savior we need, during these trying times

[@caitlynwinchester369]

the kim/kanye thing literally destroyed taylor's reputation and a lot of her respect. people were cancelling her left and right.. yet now that kanye and kim are exposed for lying about everything and framing her, they get... nothing? like im not even a fan of taylor but holy shit the double standard she faces.

[@allurajane4979]

i do not know what happened but yeah ppl just want a reason to hate her

[@arikakarin2323]

Ppl hates them already..

[@aveen9397]

Taylor never deserved the hate she got , can you imagine even when she uses her platform to say black lives matter people still drag her , it’s like no matter what she does people will always make something stupid up to hate on her

[@swiftlylovestruck]

i 100% agree

[@alyssagangi5341]

honestly don't know the story but the reason nobody cares about Kanye and Kim getting exposed is that we have bigger things to worry about right now. Like if we have a job or if our loved ones will die from corona. Idgaf about a celebrity feud.

[@notreallyreal7812]

Don’t forget Justin Timberlake complaining about 24 hr parenting when he has one kid and millions of dollars

[@suelynncho]

strawberry applesauce I’m sure parenting had no connection with money? Sure I get you can get devices that help with parenting like nanny cams but this just sounds like you hating on rich people

[@notreallyreal7812]

milk. I’m not hating on rich people, it’s just insensitive to complain about parenting when you are literally in the best case scenario.

[@sourpuss5951]

@@notreallyreal7812 That's what I was thinking. Best case scenario and he's complaining?

[@MsEverAfterings]

@@suelynncho Essential workers can't be with their kids, and middle class-ed family are struggling to juggle between parenting and wfh. Yeah he can complain, but he did not need to air it out to millions of people.

[@da96103]

Well I would think you would want as less people as possible to be near your child during this time. Good for Justin that he is taking care of his kid by himself. Whether you are rich or poor, a child is a child.

[@bridgidthepirateelf4135]

Evangeline Lily should be here. She claims to be immunocompromised, has young children, and lives with her elderly father yet she refuses to be in quarantine because she thinks this is martial law and political.

[@selty]

Oh nooooo I thought she was cool!

[@georgialucas5527]

She apologised and admitted that she was in the wrong and soon after that she went into lockdown

[@Name-fd2co]

She also said something along the lines of ‘it’s funny how something like this comes up every election year’...

[@agnieszkamichalska6454]

I think the fact that "Dr" Phil is not an actual doctor of medicine yet he behaves like one is his biggest claim to being a Goop employee

[@rust44]

We’re not even in quarantine, we’re social distancing. If we were actually quarantined celebrities would lose their minds.

[@emilysyoutubechannel2259]

40 lashes a fucking men

[@nono-fb8tr]

We're in lockdown where I am. Forced social distancing. I guess voluntary social distancing feels different?

[@mellow_guts5307]

Cali, where most celebrities are, has mandatory stay at home orders. It drives ya a bit nutty, but damn these celebrities are too much.

[@ps1hagrid786]

Right, I live in South-Africa and we're currently in lock down. This is terrible for the most vulnerable, since businesses closed and many upon many lost their jobs as a result. Without an income they can't eat and there's simply no way that my country is going to manage feeding everyone. Quarantining is only for the privileged, such as myself. Celebrities are bored, while the poor die.

[@melanierubio3663]

Where I am it's basically martial law, soldier and police officers in the streets, nobody outside except for the people who really need it to go, and all the underprivilage are put into temporary homes, the celebrities are raising funds, donating their money and the funds, even sending out people over the country to give clean food, drinks, clothes, and clothes for the poor. It's going well where I am, ig.

[@iceylatte2027]

can we talk about how jennifer lopez's backyard looks just like the yard in parasite...?

[@JoeMama-tw6gu]

LITERALLY. i hope they don’t have a basment lmao.

[@minimantaray]

Sequoya B i saw replies to that video that were like "do you need an art therapist by any chance? maybe an english tutor?"

[@JoeMama-tw6gu]

Erica Baker that’s ONE actually good thing to come out of twitter lol. i mean it’s perfect, it’s a meme about parasite, a great movie, and it’s another way to pick at rich people!

[@bak3519]

Sequoya B I wonder if her son needs an art tutor

[@HiiIamJu]

It's a signal to eat the rich

[@Su-wx2ru]

The only celebrities I’ve seen handling this respectably are Lady Gaga, Dolly Parton, and Britney Spears.

[@gliscorpropagandaaccount1764]

Queens!

[@max123__]

The entire SNL cast as well, and really most “A-Listers” are doing a great job. It’s the ones who don’t have much of a career anymore who are saying the stupid things. Paul Rudd for example has had zero controversy, yet people with no career left have so much its scary

[@HopeGardner3amed]

John Krasinski, too, imo. He is literally trying to make people feel happy and remind people that there is good in the world through his show "Some Good News"

[@HopeGardner3amed]

@@max123__ I follow B listers on Insta, and all I have seen from them is pics of them leaving the house with face coverings every few weeks and playing with their pets and kids in their NYC apartments or promoting things that are being released to the public that were filmed in 2019 or right before the pandemic. Or telling personal stories about how this disease could kill them or their family as they are immunocompromised. My point is even the ones not keeping a low profile most are just living their lives like the rest of us and hanging out wondering when their next job will start again.

[@MTemil]

Unproblematic faves

[@person954]

Hearing Vanessa Hudgens say “shit” is one of the most terrifying things I’ve ever had to experience

[@JessicaMiller-pc4dj]

😆😆

[@hilda3650]

is it a bird? is it a plane? no, it's a *v a g i n a c a n d l e*

[@ginao6810]

You might not be old enough to remember this, but Gwyneth was Madonna’s Maid of Honour when she married Guy Richie, and they were known as Best Friends in the first half of the 2000s, so the probability that she owns a Gwyneth Vagina candle is exceedingly high.

[@atsuyak768]

off topic but I love Guy Ritchie

[@elenamarcato6727]

i’ll never get over the fact jennifer lopez’s house looks EXACTLY like the one from parasite

[@eduardaarrais]

I haven't seen parasite yet but now I'm scared

[@evilsexyhamlet6399]

@XDranzer000 no, manhwa

[@nishazzz]

@XDranzer000 i think she meant the movie

[@callistorb]

Priyanka Chopras video makes sense if you understand why she's doing it. I was in India for most of 2020 and during the Janta curfew everyone went onto their rooftops and clapped, yelled, banged on drums, rang bells etc. For five minutes to express their gratitude for health care workers. She's Indian so I'm sure she just wanted to show support for her country.

[@OopsIDidItAgainUh]

I know I am very late but still I am commenting here to increase this comment's reach. After scrolling a lot, you're the only comment I have seen till now that explains why she did that.

[@stephanimishelle1605]

"I get it is a virus, I respected " = they cancel Coachella and I can't dress funny!!

[@nicoleshan6410]

@@el.5137 Thanks for the reminder.

[@pia1945]

She sounded so dumb 🙄

[@xNujeL]

love that britney's tier is red like the socialist queen she is

[@lotussight]

Comrade Britney will lead us to our deserved utopia

[@BeczaBot]

Socialism leads to communism which leads to the removal of your freedoms. Be careful about these things.

[@xNujeL]

@@BeczaBot lol

[@esanfilippo1230]

@@BeczaBot lol u mean capitalism?? capitalism removes your freedoms????

[@ellielittle6681]

@@BeczaBot LMFAO

[@alexwalter1919]

Don't forget about Britney burning her gym down, truly the icon that we didn't know we needed

[@worldsbiggestholdthegirlfan]

Britney came out as a socialist and burned her gym down in the same month. Truly iconic

[@nuclearseasons]

are yall forgetting that she is literally not in control of what she posts or what she does publicly? #FreeBritney

[@ilya7314]

It seems I live under a rock, why did she do that and what was the story behind it?

[@jocelynsturgis7627]

Can we talk about how Britney's dad gives her an allowance and she gave it all to charity

[@fyodorkdostoyevsky]

there are only three valid celebrities: dolly parton, comrade britney, lady gaga

[@littlepapaya]

I cant like this comment enough lol

[@Starkardur]

Brie Larson may be controversial but she's been using her social media to interview people who have been helping less unfortunate outs on the streets etc. So kudos to her.

[@TheSaiyanPrincess89]

@@Starkardur *the less fortunate (Or *the more unfortunate; whichever is more to your liking)

[@forestexpertrees]

okay but what about Hozier, John Mulaney, and Paul Rudd?

[@Starkardur]

@@TheSaiyanPrincess89 I'm not a native English speaker so excuse the less PC sounding term. I aplogise.

[@maximeleroy2693]

listening to kendall and justin talk to each other makes me lose braincells its like they were trying to sound smart, but failed horribly. did either of them even finish high school? 💀💀 despite her vocals robbing, i would’ve put jlo in imagine

[@ps1hagrid786]

They really think they did something...

[@barbierusso]

And hailey's face through it all

[@aquariusangel816]

“anyone who can rationalize buying a gwenyth paltrow vagina candle is ending up here” cr1tikal has entered the chat

[@codeghost1111]

Haha I didn't even know he bought it. Thanks for letting me know. Imma go watch it now 😂

[@kass_G59]

Zachary Michael has entered the chat

[@AbbeyGurl44]

😂😂😂

[@kosmic100]

lmao

[@erikadelgado3514]

So you are just going to ignore that MARIAH donated 9 Million dollars to NYP Hospital AND Columbia Medical Center, has served with encouraging performances as tribute for health workers from her home studio, has spread awareness of the situation in NYC and also posts memes frequently?! Sis deserves to be in the Britney category.

[@hollywalker9767]

"We worked hard so we can't feel bad" Jesus... Christ...

[@melissagreenwood8636]

Holly Walker it’s ok they going to hell

[@hermela1452]

When he said that, kendal was like 😶

[@starlove3944]

So ignorant. Not everyone gets that lucky Justin 😑

[@Gambit771]

I don't think Jesus ever said that.

[@bonniea8189]

Also, a shit ton of other Americans are working hard too and have nowhere near 1/10th what they have, but are being asked to risk their lives to keep the economy going (Ohio State government just made it possible for employers to anonymously report employees who don't feel comfortable returning to work - basically saying we don't care if you get sick, get the eff to work) Edit: to remove unintentional formatting 🙂

[@silverstarlightproductions1292]

I'm sorry but with the Vanessa Hudgens one, I can't help but get the impression of Gabriella trying to imitate Sharpay. 😂

[@mica9159]

Sharpay >>> Gabriella

[@shiannafoxx]

@@mica9159 YESSSS

[@mudsludge]

@@mica9159 Sharpay best girl

[@winter_wolf3284]

Mica I wanted to be Gabriella when I should’ve been Sharpay

[@mimigigihere]

A J she was so awkward on drag race - “iM sO iNtO vOgUiNg RiGhT nOw

[@whalienabi]

The only celebrity quarantine that matters is Tom Holland, since he bought chickens so he could get eggs from them

[@maria-st9no]

abshjdsjs yass

[@FrenkTheJoy]

Khloe Kardashian is out there buying groceries for old people, though.

[@ano898]

Brittany Spears also said that she would buy groceries, diapers, etc for anyone that needed it

[@factsandlogic.8762]

Not to mention Lady Gaga who raised millions for relief efforts by approaching the rich and getting their money instead of asking her fans for their money

[@NickiNicki140]

Livvy Sama-san-chan 👏🏼

[@carolinejeppesen4372]

In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories. 2:06

[@booshle]

I worship at your feet

[@shadowhunter3347]

I’m so fucking dyslexic that I read “sexually based officers are considered especially hilarious”

[@carolinejeppesen4372]

Shadow Hunter even better

[@chelsikay13]

*chung-chung*

[@idiotsandwich1045]

*insert disclaimer on how the story is all fictional and any resemblance to real people living or dead or events is completely casual here*

[@manyerrors3719]

Madonna is the most relatable one there, she's going insane with the rest of us

[@dannycruz303]

I think she was always insane

[@richardhannes1]

@@dannycruz303 when the adrenochrome supply runs out

[@minimantaray]

she really said the virus didn't care if you were rich or poor.... as if thousands of poor people aren't dying, being forced to go to work and losing their jobs while rich people lock themselves away in their mansions and get someone else to do their grocery shopping

[@Pomagranite167]

@@minimantaray L I T E R A L L Y.

[@Ldawgerino]

I think she meant that the virus will kill you whether you're rich or poor (which is true) so there's no need to twist her words. I'm sure she recognises how rich she is and the privilege that the rich have in other aspects of the outbreak.

[@Lucia-wc4xl]

you're gonna give Britney her own tier but not mention her breaking the 100m world record????

[@simonegreco1958]

@Mary Saine She made a post about her improvement at a 100 meters run without realizing it implied she was faster than Usain Bolt

[@tarynn9537]

Ellen just makes me want to throw hands

[@ReaperInTheFlowers]

the gays have evicted her. but seriously how the fuck can she say it's like she's in jail WHILE SHE'S LOUNGING IN HER MANSION

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

as a lesbian, we dont claim that behaviour

[@CriAleMar]

Don't forget the comparison of her house to jail because "everyone's gay here" is like... lowkey a prison rape joke. 😬😬😬

[@Beeoog]

ArcMailer she actually said that out of her god given mouth I’m really shocked.

[@erikdaniels0n]

ArcMailer THANK YOU. That joke was in such poor taste, it’s not even funny

[@olgak4]

I'm so mad that Madona ended up in the redacted section. What are you doing. Her energy was sooooo goop.

[@quagroll9096]

So sitting in a bathtub is gonna help research

[@lotussight]

Nope, definitely Redacted

[@elle7095]

yeah how did the j.lo vid make it to goop lab and madonna was in redacted when she quite literally said that a virus that’s clapping millions and millions of ppl is a good thing FUUUCK

[@maddie-co8uf]

I thought that tooo

[@koolkat-hq5xc]

Avril Lavigne is one celebrity who handled this really, really well. She released a new song about everything that was genuine quality, she made a music video that included people on the front lines rather than just herself or other celebrities, and she donated every penny to charity to help fight the pandemic. I think Avril is probably the most down to earth pop star that we've ever had.

[@lisah8438]

I haven't seen the video yet but I wonder why only two people talk about the fact that Oprah is asking us for money at the telethon. Oprah is a freaking Billionaire.

[@AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult]

tbh she probably is donating money in the back, but i agree it's highkey weird

[@Iceroadtrucker_]

Follow the money - they’re looking for donations to the WHO, an organization that’s been proven multiple times to be pretty horrible, and NOT to people who actually need help. There’s a lot more going on than just a virus.

[@katyacarmichael8913]

Lindsey Campbell 🙏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@eduardaarrais]

@@Iceroadtrucker_ what's wrong with WHO? Genuinely asking, I've never heard of them until I saw a recipe for hand sanitizer from them a couple weeks ago

[@Greenerpastures1265]

priyanka was clapping for her Indian audience. India made his whole big deal about clapping for our essential workers and they wouldve probably attacked priyanka for not supporting the nation, if she didnt make the video. she got into trouble for wearing a dress to meet the PM too, so i guess shes just being careful.

[@zoyaanum1556]

It’s dumb

[@SuddenReal]

@@zoyaanum1556 It's not. It's about showing support. It's not like you can just go up to them and say "hey, you're doing a great job", but everyone clapping at the same time shows their gratitude.

[@zoyaanum1556]

SuddenReal There r far more problems they face which you don’t know about and clapping isn’t gonna help them at all

[@taira7007]

@@zoyaanum1556 but it also doesnt hurt anyone???

[@vanhminglianitochhawng3209]

@@zoyaanum1556 they're just clapping wtf u mad about 💀

[@Asdfghjkl-pb1ir]

I wish you had included John Mayer when he talked about Imagine and sang Imagine by Ariana Grande instead. 100% deserves to be in the Britney Spears category.

[@lagoonlurk]

TRULY

[@kalypsorivero2765]

didnt that guy date a 19 year old when he was 30. johnny boy rubs me the wrong way

[@dishatiwari1282]

@@kalypsorivero2765 yep he dated taylor swift when she was just 19 and he was 32, emotionally abused her and then made her the villain in the media instead when she spoke out against him. he's very creepy

[@layoul41]

@@dishatiwari1282 sounds like some justin Timberlake shit

[@dishatiwari1282]

@@layoul41 oh yeah, that's literally what happened to britney with justin you're right

[@somethingidk3847]

ellen in her mansion : ”it’s like being in prison” me : *in my 20 m2 apartment with $3 a day to spend on food *

[@SmileyChip12]

me when stores put restrictions on how many cans you're allowed to buy at once but literally all I can afford to eat is canned soup so now I gotta go to the store every day to get a meal :)))))

[@aggressivepianonoises813]

Smh there goes ellen degenerate again

[@seekerandthinker]

still better than my room 3 years ago tho, only 9-10 m2

[@nichollsnicholls4391]

Shes being sarcastic because she knows she cant relate. Better than acting relatable

[@blegh3023]

its ellen, why should we be surprised??

[@glasscreature9497]

cant believe u didnt mention britney saying she was faster than usain bolt

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

shes powered by fast walking gays. she can do that

[@averageuser4669]

or when she managed to start a fire in her gym xD

[@migoreng7789]

if britney says shes the fastes human alive... i believe her.

[@mayrar9164]

It's Britney Spears. She probably did but didn't want Bolt to feel embarrassed so she said she was "lying". She's Britney Bitch 😂💅💅

[@peanutbutter4435]

What’s to talk about? She’s just spitting facts

[@tanya1694]

i honestly dont have a problem with celebrieties posting links to donation stuff/helping to raise some money,bc its not like they are forcing us to donate. and yeah they have A LOT of money, but that is at least something and kind of better than iMaGiNe AlL tHe PeOpLe

[@Alexandra31T]

Itd be ok if they led the pack though. Like " hey heres this link, i donated a million dollar and would love for you guys to contribute any amount you can "

[@peanutbutter4435]

Alexandra31T then they’d be criticized for bragging

[@r.a.k4390]

Yeah plus maybe they donated but didn't make it public

[@alexism7800]

Alexandra31T if they did that people would just ask why they didn’t give more or why they did this or that. I don’t think they should publicize how much they donated. Plus people will say they just did it for tax write offs

[@mothersuperior2673]

Ellen: It's like prison Literally everyone: *Are you sure about that?*

[@wommyisms]

i’m surprised kylie jenner wasn’t here, god her speech was hilarious

[@isi_hpt]

But she at least donated one million dollars

[@luiza.limaneves]

@@isi_hpt and is making hand sanitizer for hospitals for free

[@eririe1451]

She is shallow yes but i think she learnt to take herself not too seriously so she doesnt try to project this 'good' version of herself to the world bcs she is not that disillusioned with her fame

[@AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult]

@@eririe1451 yeah she is not pretentious, she is the only kardashian I like

[@m3gstarrr436]

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[@blanca3806]

the doctor phill one, why did it take so long for everyone to realize that that comparison is invalid. The problem isn’t the number of deaths the problem is that they’re all happening at the same time causing saturation. It’s astonishing the amount of services people just take for granted without realizing that there’s actual people behind them and there’s a limit to their service

[@ndzhelin2651]

Also the fact that the more people have a virus, the more people are at risk of getting it. No other cause of death is contagious. If my neighbor drowns in their swimming pool I'm not at risk of catching it and drowning in my own home. All of his examples were accidents, self contained deaths that have no bearing on the next person to die by the same accident. Everyone who comes in contact with the virus is directly effecting the chance that someone else dies. We have no choice but to outlive the virus by stopping it from spreading. anyway ugh. what i mean is i agree lmao. i don't understand how there are so many people that don't get it.

[@annonimooseq1246]

Plus the fact that people are constantly trying to make things like swimming pools safer and put out warnings on things like cigarettes to try to prevent deaths, yknow, like how social distancing tries to reduce covid deaths...

[@Diana-mo6mg]

Also the numbers are skyrocketing now, those figures of x% of people die from the flu each day vs corona have changed dramatically the longer this goes on and the rate that the disease spreads multiplies

[@mozetutaj]

Also, I don’t get the narrative of “we shouldn’t worry about this totally new way of die, because we have all of this old, other ways!” Like... how is it comforting?

[@caracool167]

also it's not even specifically swimming pools, that number was for drowning as a whole, including the entire fucking ocean, lakes, seas, and i guess fish tanks too probably.

[@tichawylin7219]

The amount of times you said 'vagina candle' is disturbing to me lmaoo

[@SE-kh2tq]

Love how Justin Bieber was being cussed in arabic

[@YourMajesty143]

I could only catch the "f**k your mom" and something about his wife (habibitak)

[@savannahburke2191]

my theory is that priyanka chopra asked nick to film her and he was like this is a bad idea but if you want me to do this you have to clap along to the rythym of sucker

[@pinkbutterfly413]

tbh this is very plausible

[@RD-oo6yq]

It was actually a thing in India where they all clapped for a minute or so to show their support and appreciation for the health workers. Many countries have done this. It isn't dumb or stupid.

[@kaemincha]

i was NOT expecting you to compare the interview with Dr. Phil to interviewing Paw Patrol on gun violence... but god... I need that

[@prasadini]

i would've also added taylor swift and rihanna to the britney spears tier considering the amount of money they donated instead of asking others to

[@needsbread6368]

preeineeti also Dolly Parton and lady Gaga

[@nazraislam4307]

Tay and Riri absolute QUEENS.

[@jesusdelossantos9903]

preeineeti and Taylor used the full video getting leaked to raise awareness instead of gloating like I feel most of us would

[@blackcanary4222]

Also taylor has been giving individual fans money so they could pay their bills which i think is awesome so has ariana grande

[@beatm6948]

There was also some celebrity that is paying for everyone to live in the building their grandma lived in before she died.