A hot trophy wife asked me to destroy her Porsche's tires

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#Porsche944 #TrophyWife #DestroyAllTires

[@maddogmattis4713]

This guy is quickly climbing up the best storyteller ladder

[@omega1575]

Id say that he is on the same level as rabbit, and the guy who tells lemons stories. But not on Ed’s level

[@maddogmattis4713]

@@omega1575ed, rabbit, and doug are certainly on mt Rushmore. The 4th one is up for debate

[@MrSDR23]

Him and Rabbit are the best storytellers

[@davidpoulsen2669]

Mad Dog MATTIS we should make a teir list

[@PedroFTeixeira]

Rabbit has become a bit of a diva..

[@MianCowell]

"when your blood alcohol level is... half" had me in stitches.

[@mclarenjohnf1]

Me too I almost lost my coffee.

[@Leightspeed_]

One of the best individual lines on the channel.

[@polarparadise9335]

Literally spit my drink out 😂

[@AalbertTorsius]

Her as well.

[@dwightschrute3862]

@@AalbertTorsius took me a second but good one 👍

[@MaxSpeedMike]

Mutton chops, cowboy hat, and a southern accent. All indicators that you're in for a good story, and one hell of a ride.

[@GarrettsGear]

The piercings and jewelry is just icing on the cake lol i love Chris' stories!

[@alexandreboisvert5990]

Could'nt be more right! One of my favorite VinWiki story.

[@MaxSpeedMike]

@@GarrettsGear now i'm waiting for someone to ask me to help burn their tires off

[@noli9999]

Absolutely

[@LuhtyIer]

Bro the guy is lying through his teeth. Re watch it but this time have some common sense.

[@redslate]

Attractive older woman: "I need you to help me burn through some rubbers." 24 year old male: [Looks around] "...Where are the cameras?" Priceless

[@jasonandrew5306]

He crashed that porche after the burn out. How she get his phone number and address ?

[@consaka1]

@@jasonandrew5306 That made no sense. He never crashed her Porsche.

[@jellafella6957]

@@jasonandrew5306 If you actually watched it she got a cop to run his plate, which is creepy.

[@darkskinwhite]

34 is not really older but aight lol

[@geetarguy777]

Even in the 90s he’s like “where are they? I know they’re here.”

[@kyledavis8975]

His drug-runner truck story is pretty epic too.

[@adama4791]

I have yet to hear a bad story from him

[@chasingcloudsandflavorrevi9817]

Kyle Davis my favorite one is that truck story lol.

[@LegendStormcrow]

Yes it is.

[@d.m.murray7710]

YEAH, That Ram fulla rebuilt Cummins was the Blk. King Snake 🐍 of BAD_ASSery! Almost 700hp off the Dyno 👌🏽 1100 lb/ft Torque + 14” wides ->would set U off UP a Mtn.side. [“My Sis used to date this Texas drug dealer...”] - has GOTTA be the clincher. Once found ALL that🩸🩸- I’d open that door panel & 👀 for ‘replacement glass’- ALL that 🩸spatter means someone took a round sitting in THAT 💺->wtf Stories from Gowa_wgaa! in a Nice kinda way

[@kahlofamilar1522]

thumbnail mentions a wife... i expected the video to have rabbit in it

[@calebwagner7349]

Me too

[@TheBrokenLife]

I thought for sure this would be Casey since it was a 944 story...

[@TheTsunamijuan]

Glad I am not the only one that thought that!

[@smokingtires9716]

Same

[@mclarenjohnf1]

Ditto

[@bkkcanuck]

Who else is deep down a Christopher rabbit hole right now? My god someone get this man a reality show, he needs to be on Vinwiki weekly... forever.

[@DH-rt3fk]

The big bag of weed is becoming a theme with this guy lol.

[@kindaphoenix1842]

He didn’t put the bag back into the car😂

[@Isaac-ob9tm]

Cause he's lying

[@moomaniac2932]

@@Isaac-ob9tm yes, you know everything.

[@Isaac-ob9tm]

@@moomaniac2932 I doubt this guy has lived this interesting of a life some are likely true, some partially from stories he's heard been told some completely made up no way someone can remember detail to multiple crazy stories like this. Similar to stand up comics they fabricate and stretch the truth for a laugh and cool story. Don't get me wrong this guy's entertaining but I doubt his stories are all his and 100% legit.

[@AksAniis]

Ay Trust Me Man 😭😭😭😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@redram5150]

My preview window just showed "A Hot Trophy Wife Asked Me To Destroy Her P..." You tease...

[@musclesmouse]

moral of story is to check for pager even if you dont think she dropped it.

[@lukutiss1324]

Or ask her to ring the pager.

[@zacthayne4879]

True shit but, this dude was definitely sick of dealing with her.

[@JeremiahDouglas]

who would think to look in the couch for it though and damn what's with these girls going through all your shit to make sure your not cheating.

[@d.m.murray7710]

Are those known as: ‘Pager Trax’ on yer Upholstery!? “👁 don’t know how it got there” ...That’s MY Story & stickin’ to it 👌🏽

[@pwrightisright8611]

If I had a dollar for every time a trophy wife asked me to do that... I'd still be broke. What a story!

[@DRIFTINGFORLIFE18]

“Ken Block was like 10 years old” lol Ken Block is probably same age or older

[@bouncertime]

LOL, I was thinking he has no idea Ken Block is 52.

[@johnusername6645]

Yea ken block is like 50

[@dilligaf0220]

@@johnusername6645 Ken Block is the paradigm of Einsteins Theory Of Relativity, the faster one goes the slower they age.

[@mattberg6816]

Ken was also most likely a millionaire at that time

[@_lime.]

Ken is currently 53, so he would have been 32 in 1999.

[@calebwagner7349]

I feel like him an Ed would be great friends

[@calebwagner7349]

Rob my bad

[@BlueKingNL]

@@calebwagner7349 You can edit your comment

[@dw4506]

Caleb Wagner trust me they are😂

[@philspaghet]

Considering it's Ed's channel I bet they are lol

[@EdBolian]

Happy Monday everyone. Always great to have another amazing story from Christopher. Have a great day!

[@JK-js2td]

This is one of my favorite stories ever, Ed. So crazy and wild. I used to live in Athens same time Christopher was there. Wish my circle would have ran into him.

[@derekhightower1530]

You as well Ed.

[@Lexx1976]

Started like some adult movie storyline

[@idontlikecops1]

Shut up

[@enyionyeobia5103]

Ed, Chris’ life story is so wild he deserves a docu-series. Make it happen! You’ve got the juice man.

[@ayrton_rambles]

This guy always tells the best stories, he's up there with Rabbit as one of the great story tellers of this channel!

[@joehobbs9535]

We need a Part 2 of this story desperately

[@danielseelye6005]

11:00 That facial transition. Great story teller.

[@schylerlewis8467]

I think more happened at the gas station in the first stage of this story.

[@dreyowen4774]

Christopher always has the wildest stories. He’s definitely one of the favorites!

[@NeTSkaTe22]

"When your girlfriend finds a bedazzled white pager in your couch a month later it's not so good" Epic.

[@AksAniis]

Naaaaa Man That Part Just Had Me In Stitches 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@reedr1659]

@@AksAniis it was the face change with the hand that had me dying.

[@girrrrrrr2]

Gotta say. There are some people who can make a good story bad. And there are others that can make a good story great. Thank you vinwiki for finding the best story tellers.

[@Thatguy55595]

No amount of money could convince me that that guy doesn’t smoke weed lol

[@jumbomrmeaner3016]

Kenneth Wilburn can’t convince me that it didn’t happen! Carol Baskin!

[@dannycar25]

check out his drug farm truck video, you'll probably get it alittle after that haha

[@Thatguy55595]

SuperKimchi yeah dude I saw it.. kinda don’t believe some of the stories lol

[@Zirion123]

@@Thatguy55595 its the south dude, pretty sure there are some farmers hiding theire pot plants in the middle of theire cornfields

[@TheFroBro11]

@@Zirion123 this guy has a story where he literally drove through a pot field

[@runwillrobinson]

Dang son, I can't even make up a story that cool!

[@VINwiki]

What crazy thing would you love for someone to ask you to do to their car?

[@pwrightisright8611]

Do you think my Pagani will fit in your garage?

[@clintgliford9941]

Do you mind taking my LaFerrari up that hill at Goodwood?

[@guskipper1194]

Would it be too much to ask for me to title this Performante in your name?

[@brettbilger1390]

I want to hear what it sounds like when my Koenigsegg hits the rev limiter, but from outside of the car. Could you get in there and rev it for me?

[@JK-js2td]

At Deals Gap, NC at the gas station: Excuse me sir...i know this might sound crazy but i just bought this Mclaren Senna. Ive also never been on Tail of the Dragon. Are you familiar with that road? (Without hesitation...Yes I am). Would you mind driving the Mclaren to show me the ropes?) (Without hesitation: Yes) even though i dont know the Dragon intimately well. Where are your keys, kind sir? 😇🤘

[@jeffe89]

This guy need his own channel. Has so many stories its unreal.

[@C-M-E]

I've had some, err, interesting requests from cougars, but I've never had the pleasure of one wanting me to destroy her tires. My first question, of course, would be "Do you have roadside assistance?"

[@CorporateConnor]

This dude is AWESOME!!! There needs to be a Rob Pitts & Christopher episode with both of them telling stories and commenting on each other

[@augustinf]

The guy who married that girl must be a genius... or half a genius.. or maybe a half ass genius

[@AreWeAreTheWaiting]

This story was wild from start to finish... loved every second of it.

[@ldodom]

I'm still waiting for Christopher's farmer's daughter story.

[@tobydog247]

John Prine and a farmers daughter song kzbin.info/www/bejne/e4KriHeQd62jlZo

[@Ace0nPoint]

The Trophy Wife wanted to get railed bro. xD

[@mtejada1]

My fiancé at the end of the story “wtf are you watching “ 😅

[@ClinicalDecisionYikesYT]

Dump her.

[@CharlieBrownGaming]

The perfect way to start the week is with VinWiki and a strong cup of coffee!! Can't wait to see what videos they have coming for us this week!!! Keep it up guys!!!

[@VINwiki]

Thanks for being early!

[@sc400gilliland]

Ken Block was 32 in 1999...

[@xAaronnnnn]

This sounds like the perfect 90's movie plot

[@AlwayzInTheLoop]

I wonder what she is up to these days. Sounds like my dream girl

[@desiinger5486]

ibehustlin that girl like 50-60 years old now dude 😂

[@AlwayzInTheLoop]

@@desiinger5486 haha sheeit I bet she still fun tho

[@carsaregood911]

Your dream girl is a trainwreck? Lol ok

[@billjanke72]

Well, if bars were open she'd be at the end half in the bag applying Walmart lipstick all while trying to get dudes half her age to buy her a beer.

[@jongeddes09]

@@billjanke72 Sounds like the majority of female patrons at the bar in the little town I live in.

[@parthpatel967]

VinWiki during quarantine is awesome lol. As always thanks Ed for the stories!

[@firecatfly]

Oh my. You are a classic storyteller! Thank you so much! I was enthralled. Things like that have happened to me in my younger years so I laughed but understood the confusion and otherworldliness of your situation. Desperate, drunk women. There is no easy answer.

[@Antix619]

I don't know if this guy ever wanted to be a stand up comedian. But, I know a talent when I see one. Just saying.

[@yass123]

This is probably the best story in a while

[@SickeningEmu]

What a title... Love this guy

[@caydenthompson1878]

"When your blood alcohol level is... Half" you tend to bleed out

[@bansheemania1692]

Blood Alcohol of ....Half. That has been My life the Last 2 Months

[@moomaniac2932]

Jesus man I hope shit has changed

[@ThrasherDBS]

Chris: "She steps out of the car, and she's covered in blood!" Me: "Oh, this is gonna be goooood."

[@LibertyDankmeme]

10/10 would roast tires with again

[@TheFlatlander440]

Dude has the best stories of anyone on VinWiki.

[@MikeWanDoe1]

No good deed goes unpunished. I can listen to Christopher talk all day.

[@gregdesena4207]

I could listen to Christopher's stories all day, even if he was making them up. More, more, more please!

[@MrArturPlay]

10:59 That was smooth as hell!

[@mikebrady8802]

I like this guy, but that “Ken Block was probably ten years old”. Had to google, but he’s 54....

[@pedroneves8288]

The best "Cars&Girls story" ever!

[@justinraystyles3537]

This one one of the best video stories in a while and I can relate to it! More videos with this guy please!😎👍💗

[@MyOpinionDoesntCount]

I always love the stories Christopher tells. So straight and honest, but the most ridiculous circumstances. I always look forward to his clips wonder what he got himself into "this time". Funny as hell.

[@jpsmith2329]

This guy is my favorite to hear stories from👌🏼

[@blue95m3]

Loving this guys stories and is up there with Rob on storytelling. Keep 'em coming!

[@connordenney3027]

I’ve seen this guy like 4 times now and nothing makes me happier

[@unioncitypride]

What a great story!! This dude is awesome can’t wait to hear all of his stories 😂

[@oSTYNCLSYo]

We need more stories from this man!

[@frankholmes5431]

How do I like something on KZbin more than once 🤔. This story is 10/10 had a smile on my face the whole time!

[@AdamGreenwell]

I feel like a need a good whiskey for each story and the story gets better with every sip. Please please please keep this guy around. Dude is pure gold.

[@fulumukwevho4744]

I love this guy’s story! I’m binging on his videos now 😂✊🏾

[@kenp8704]

Okay this tops the Kimmy story which is saying a lot!😂

[@brianz2802]

One of the best stories on this channel!

[@FrankieProkop]

Christopher never fails to bring a fun and fantastical story to this channel. Another great video!

[@gregoutcalt6773]

That story defiantly lands itself in the middle of the “Top 10 Craziest Stories Ever Told”.

[@shasal]

Bill Cosby could learn a lot from this guy

[@matocaster]

This fella is an American treasure. He deserves the Congressional Medal of Awesomeness.

[@christophermichaels]

Thanks Matocaster! That's an awesome compliment!

[@paulbarranco9904]

might very well be the best story yet. Thank You !

[@dfin2012]

Now that’s an intro clip 😂

[@chatwithaninja]

GREAT STORY! LOL. I've grown up in ATL and that sounds like something that would have happened to me... Of course now-a-days, it sounds like a me-2 nightmare about to happen...

[@olliefoxx7165]

Damn. You're right. Fuc**** Weinstein ruined it for everybody.

[@RMG791]

Need more stories from Christopher Michaels!!! By far my favorite vinwiki person of all time now. Used to be Rob Spaghetti

[@rafifyaristyan8311]

i thought this happen only in movies! best vinwiki story since a long time!!

[@mod.ts76]

The clean shaven look surprised me at first lol

[@thejkyle]

Happy Monday fellow story addicts!

[@ericcallender1575]

A fantastic story! Thanks for sharing.

[@timothycoyne5874]

Wow. What a story! Thanks for sharing it!

[@brettbilger1390]

This. This is how you tell a story!

[@ROmaniac21]

One hell of a title 💃

[@thedeadstig123]

This bloke is my new favourite story teller on this channel

[@james5274]

Best vinwiki story in a while. Two enthusiastic thumbs up 👍👍

[@nfareview]

lol epic story!

[@markk3453]

No guy can say no to a sexy drunk German driving train wreck the first 3 times lol

[@offduty170]

THAT story is epic !! Wow !!! Loved it !!!

[@JohnWilliams-ow4so]

I loved this story, its one of the coolest stories and you did all that in the parking lot of my favorite soft plastic lures.

[@kevinc7632]

I used to get weird propositions at work in customer homes. I can relate to the feelings he had. Well, this doesn’t just happen. Is this a set up? If it seems to be too good to be true it probably is.

[@LuhtyIer]

I’m thinking the same exact thing. The story is full of lies & holes. The girl never went inside and sat on the couch, he even says there’s no way it could be at my house. Either he slept with her and he’s not admitting or for the whole thing is fake.

[@richardharrold9736]

@@LuhtyIer he was tending to her bleeding wound and clearly wasn't focused at that time on a damn pager. Afterwards, he was just wanting this psycho woman out of his life. Why would he lie about it after all these years?

[@microchrist6122]

No blood in the 5 series!

[@stephen3164]

I get the feeling every story this guy ever tells is a good one!

[@andyjackson4996]

One of the best stories yet!

[@katiewilson8270]

Me: watches vinwiki story time vids... Also me: hears opening line on said story time video.......... wAiT WhAt????

[@richardharrold9736]

Every time! Those out-of-context clips are hilarious...

[@adellsinclair9236]

The road to HELL is paved with Good intentions!!!

[@sieve5]

This is one of if not the best story i've heard on this channel. Holy hell..

[@conorholmes4796]

“Not so good” what a phenomenal closing line

[@TheBrokenLife]

Ah yes, the old bedazzled white pager situation. Who among us hasn't been there before?

[@guskipper1194]

This is amazing. Just amazing.

[@truckerrickakamanowar]

Love this guy. He has the best stories and man he can tell em.

[@brockdickens9387]

I can re hear his stories over and over again

[@cian6722]

😂😂love these stories

[@clintgliford9941]

Last time I was this early, I hadn't submitted my un-qualified application to Premier Financial for a $250k car

[@zameeryusuff9958]

Awesome story! Especially the ending.

[@swankshire6939]

She probably thought she picked the best person to have roast her tires once you started driving.