the way he switches to perfect english so dramatically when he says "project" and "energetic" made me laugh so hard
@meicadsy65784 жыл бұрын
LOL ikr
@vanillune4 жыл бұрын
I feel so dumb for not noticing where that happened
@hanac55864 жыл бұрын
@@vanillune 4:24
@savanimay4 жыл бұрын
I literally laughed out loud so hard. Now I understand why our Japanese professors pressured us to learn Japanese pronunciation on English loan words. 😂
@Leo-rl7qi4 жыл бұрын
In the minute?
@muhammadsoleh47254 жыл бұрын
My life is a lie. Toby wasn't Annoying dog after all....
@slyntion62884 жыл бұрын
matpat is literally shaking and crying right now
@JameyMcQueen4 жыл бұрын
@@slyntion6288 After "Sans = Ness", I think that's the least of his worries.
@BluSplat4 жыл бұрын
dont you mean cute dog? who tf is annoying dog
@sparkbag_4 жыл бұрын
toby fox is sans
@MelonHere204 жыл бұрын
XD
@Kendorable4 жыл бұрын
The way he unexpectedly says the "Project" in 東方Project in an American pronunciation kills me in the best way.
@diceLibrarian4 жыл бұрын
4:14
@thespeedyyoshi4 жыл бұрын
It’s so impressive.
@yayababatoto4 жыл бұрын
4:24 with “energetic” as well
@razziechkn4 жыл бұрын
Kinda scared me a little lol
@ToastyCoClothing4 жыл бұрын
its really funny how well his japanese pronunciation is for the entire message then just PRAJECT to remind is he is in fact murican
@krispyhoe21264 жыл бұрын
Plot Twist: Toby owns a dog that looks just like him and sent him here
@Hujairan164 жыл бұрын
W a i t
@Pop44844 жыл бұрын
@@Hujairan16 Hol up
@mikabugg4 жыл бұрын
669 likes 0__o
@inspectorjavert98684 жыл бұрын
Isn't that just slavery
@SeaMajor_4 жыл бұрын
H O W T H E F R I C K I T T A L-
@rouge18884 жыл бұрын
having seen this live, the live chat was full of people mad that there was no deltarune news, so it's nice to see people happy and appreciating this message here! :)
@Crackedcripple4 жыл бұрын
You can’t blame them especially in non Japanese countries where they sat up to unhealthy hours just to see news on their favorite game and nothing happens. Zun never gave any news either and although they said no deltarune news on Twitter not everyone uses Twitter so they had no way of knowing. It’s why I went to sleep instead of staying up.
@ChucktheMan334 жыл бұрын
There actually was a tweet made by the event people that confirmed no new Deltarune news prior to the actual event
@universalsuromegloultra20724 жыл бұрын
*WHERE IS CHAPTER 2!!!!1!1!1!1!1!11!1!11!1!1!*
@Crackedcripple4 жыл бұрын
Charles Ikerd Read my comment to the end man
@universalsuromegloultra20724 жыл бұрын
*WHERE IS CHAPTER 2 TOBY* *WHERE IS CHAPTER1!1!11!1!1!11!!!!1!1!1!!!!!!*
@egglet5354 жыл бұрын
intonation on his voice is so funny, he was definitely having fun. what a hero.
@sayospecter67314 жыл бұрын
He was _totally_ rehearsing that overnight, and laughed like a mad villain once he got the best take.
@kyandi34 жыл бұрын
Smooge Shiroganeechan Wait, so Toby Fox is the person speaking in this video?
@bazinga41664 жыл бұрын
kyandi3 y e p
@kazaki034 жыл бұрын
wow such engri
@SlyHikari03 Жыл бұрын
Man is a legend.
@BeansproutPost4 жыл бұрын
「なんとかなんとかPROJECTなんとかなんとか...」 That sudden change to English pronunciation caught me off guard. XD When I read sentences like that I usually pronounce the English words as they would be written in kana.
@KatzRool4 жыл бұрын
nantokanantokaprojectnantokanantoka
@sweeetjuicetv4 жыл бұрын
AND THE "ENERGETIC" RIGHT AFTER
@eow43174 жыл бұрын
I do that as well. It feels weird to switch
@LordZero6664 жыл бұрын
Same
@LordZero6664 жыл бұрын
I would read it PUROJEKKUTO
@nzeity01603 жыл бұрын
4:13 and 4:23 where Toby Fox speaks with sudden fluent English then completely reverts back to japanese were one of the funniest things to happen here. All in all, i still find annoying dog's voice adorable
i've never actually heard toby's voice in english as far as i can recall so his sudden "touhou PROJECT" absolutely sent me
@Elchan5554 жыл бұрын
Yeah like hahah
@kikalcala4 жыл бұрын
There's a 3 part interview here in YT back from 2015 before Undertale release where he talks about the demo... You can listen and watch him talk for like 20 minutes or so (annoying dog included) xD
@5by4 жыл бұрын
4:14 東方Project(ネイティブ)すき
@不死身のアンダイン-k4p4 жыл бұрын
4:23ここもすき
@はなげせいじん4 жыл бұрын
sa ns エネチェルルピエン
@男団子-x5t4 жыл бұрын
わかる
@umaru48694 жыл бұрын
わかる
@lilykat.4 жыл бұрын
For those without Japanese knowledge, "konnichiwa---n" is basically "konnichiwoof!"
@superstorm3934 жыл бұрын
For anyone who doesn't understand. Konnichiwa means Hello. Wan is the Japanese "woof" Pretty funny little pun!
@yuzmanito4 жыл бұрын
"Japanese knowledge" they say
@RikuMcduck4 жыл бұрын
*200 LIKE*
@nocturnefaust35004 жыл бұрын
That’s beautiful thank you
@skylarkuznetsov23544 жыл бұрын
"Hewoof!"
@HawksDellas4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, his voice sounds like an anime villain tbh
@dreamingdeadgirls4 жыл бұрын
So, an anime villain having a monologue about indie games?
@PseudOni_4 жыл бұрын
He sounds like someone that would narrate over the protag's flashback sequence
@spikemoody17574 жыл бұрын
shion it is, at least when the Annoying Dog isn’t talking. He knows Japanese
@quartxio4 жыл бұрын
DIO
@hallow-oda4 жыл бұрын
so. a japanese man
@ツンデツンデセキタンザン筆頭に岩4 жыл бұрын
トビーさん日本語うまっ!そしてスゴいイケボ あと時々ネイティブになるところ好き
@格安究極生命体3 жыл бұрын
それな
@ちゃいにーずチャプチェ3 жыл бұрын
やっぱ本人なんですね。 本当に凄いですよイッヌ。
@blundungus4 жыл бұрын
Everyone else: Toby and the dog are different people? The dog is friends with Toby? Me: …I didn’t know he speaks Japanese.
@triggeredlegs4 жыл бұрын
he taught himself over the course of his life, as i believe it was one of his dreams!
@grimgamer05274 жыл бұрын
So that's how he casually played Smash Bros with Sakurai
@viniciusmonado82054 жыл бұрын
@@squi_. Not only played, he won against Sakurai.
@numericalhorror1854 жыл бұрын
triggered legs “over the course of his life” why does this read like he’s dying
@blundungus4 жыл бұрын
Numericalhorror when you beat Sakurai at Smash, you earn the right to a peaceful death.
@此花-e9o4 жыл бұрын
日本語上手いしイケボやなw
@BadaBelph4 жыл бұрын
*I was today years old when I realized that Toby Fox and the Annoying Dog weren't the same being.*
@jamesbryan2874 жыл бұрын
He's said they were before. Consider the undertale unveiling at that one earthbound expo or whathaveye
@BlazingEmerald4284 жыл бұрын
Shouldn’t he be gaster?
@DroolingNoob1154 жыл бұрын
So you are 2020 years old or are you as old as the earth
@Michal-by2nt4 жыл бұрын
Same. My life is a lie...
@imlsheep4 жыл бұрын
6:15 Tobyからの衝撃の告知
@umaru48694 жыл бұрын
4:12 ここからの東方愛に溢れてるTobyさん好き
@KUU32003 жыл бұрын
( ´◉ω◉` )σ
@tomathiburger3 жыл бұрын
大好き
@casa_baka16334 жыл бұрын
Toby Fox: Speaks in Japanese Me: Maybe I should learn to speak Japanese too
@ilanbirn95834 жыл бұрын
"japanis"
@whapapa10334 жыл бұрын
looks like you missed you're Japanese lesson
@180noscopers14 жыл бұрын
@@ilanbirn9583 bro you spelled it wrong
@ElijahW20034 жыл бұрын
I'm currently trying.
@CheetahsArePrettyCool4 жыл бұрын
I've dropped off on my study for a while, but I learned hiragana & had gotten most of the way through the JLPT N3 kanji on Wanikani before I stopped, and that by itself has been pretty helpful! ♪♫ I'm thinking about starting my account over from the beginning and taking the time to practice stroke order when I get new cards, I got to lv. 31 but it's not worth holding onto it for the sake of holding onto it if I feel rusty on a lot of vocabulary.
Remember. He started as an edgy teen making Earthbound ROM hacks. And now. He's a breathtaking game designer who not only inspired from others. Others inspired from him. His message was inspiring. And I thank him for that. I first hated his early games for being too edgy. But now I appreciate everything he makes. Thank you Toby Fox. You are a great game developer.
@meicadsy65784 жыл бұрын
"Edgy"
@Error-hx9ze4 жыл бұрын
@Mok j It kinda make me laugh tbh
@Is_K_4 жыл бұрын
Unlike Toby, I do not have determination to actually code
Dang, as a dev who's been making my own game for 2 years now, that made me emotional to watch because of how much I related to how he feels and how the thinks. That gave me a lot of motive to continue working on this thing. Thanks, Toby.
@JustADudeOnYouTube2454 жыл бұрын
OctosWorld@ it’s enough to make a grown man cry
@shadowwolfcat134 жыл бұрын
I looked at your channel to see if you have any videos of your project, but you don't. What is it about? Do you publish anything anywhere or would you rather keep to yourself in order to avoid a possible fall into the hype abyss?
@eow43174 жыл бұрын
You’re going to turn the rest of them into horrible monsters, right?
@rainbowdev26214 жыл бұрын
I'm working on a game too (Past year) and I'd love to hear about yours!!
@aurilio56334 жыл бұрын
"After watching Toby Fox's message you're filled with DETERMINATION"
@kitsunez4 жыл бұрын
Showing off his mad japanese speaking skills till he hits "energetic" and "project"
@DanielDangerous4 жыл бұрын
Well he was speaking English at those points. It's considered kinda offensive if he tried to speak with a Japanese accent
@LpSamuelm4 жыл бұрын
@@DanielDangerous No, that's nonsense. When you speak Japanese, you pronounce loanwords the Japanese way, or you just sound like you're bad at Japanese.
@entruh45204 жыл бұрын
I was expecting him to say 'projecto' and 'enargetic'
@mikUu014 жыл бұрын
@@LpSamuelm Absolutely not, english words are meant to be pronounced just like they sound if they're not written in kana
@savanimay4 жыл бұрын
@@mikUu01 Samuel's right imo. If you're speaking Japanese and say an English loan word, you should pronounce it as it's said in Japanese. If it's written in kana, then you pronounce it as it's written out in Japanese. - shrug - My Japanese professors wanted us to pronounce loan words in Japanese accents rather than saying it in an American way. They always told us that some words would be confusing and hard to understand for native speakers if we pronounce them as if we're speaking English. But because Toby's doing a sweet, light-hearted videos for a global community, his pronunciation shouldn't really matter that much because he was clearly just having fun with the language and messing around. But if you're in a personal conversation with a native Japanese speaker, throwing in English is just...weird. - shrug -
@4pm__4 жыл бұрын
Toby’s a fan of Yume Nikki, a true man of culture
@Neppedupplayer4 жыл бұрын
He's also a fan of Touhou Project. Truly is a fan of Culture.
@keisubreak4 жыл бұрын
I was so happy to hear him mention Yume Nikki
@Lusacrisis4 жыл бұрын
@Nostroman_Praetor4 жыл бұрын
Undrrtale feels a lot more inspired now. I like that
I was only a couple seconds in, when I learned that the Annoying Dog and Toby Fox aren't the same person. I feel like my life was a lie
@mixitup68054 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@Kendorable4 жыл бұрын
Toby as referred to himself as "just a dog" before and the annoying dog has been considered a game designer multiple times, I think he's just being coy here.
@Beta_being_Beta4 жыл бұрын
Same ;-;
@noyz-anything4 жыл бұрын
You know Temmie Village? You know the lesser Tems in the village? This dog is that, but for Toby.
@Hopeful_Neon4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist Toby just actually possesses the dog due to the fact he is an all powerful being
@Homla_4 жыл бұрын
すき焼きおごって!が不意打ち過ぎてもう… 最高
@anonymousdude81844 жыл бұрын
As someone who is making a game this message filled me with DETERMINATION. Edit: woah this got alot of likes. Thank you guys.
@StringBeanArtist4 жыл бұрын
Same here! Well, planning to at least haha
@L09ANA4 жыл бұрын
Lul me too :3
@superj10104 жыл бұрын
Best of luck to you guys!
@RandomPerson-xi7jv4 жыл бұрын
You all don’t need luck. We are all legends and champions and you all know it.
@ZERARCHIVE20234 жыл бұрын
As someone how draw occasionally, but depressed all day long. This message give me back 30hp, and up my defense. Thanks Toby'
@teruchiki_chicken4 жыл бұрын
感動、、、 やっぱりトビーさんって、、、スゴイ
@melva1524 жыл бұрын
いい感じにネタを分かってらっしゃるTobyさん素敵です
@coldDrive4 жыл бұрын
Seeing the message like this is missing out on zun doing a spittake when the "cute girls in hats" thing comes up.
Toby Fox confirms he’s a touhou fan once again. He also asked when is the next touhou game coming up :)
@Javeton4 жыл бұрын
uh yeah dude both Undyne's battle and determination theme are straight out touhou.
@meh30834 жыл бұрын
Oh, when was that? Love seeing interviews or anything like that from tobo :p
@sebasw33594 жыл бұрын
Hope this means some kind of peace treaty for both side
@alexrawson84924 жыл бұрын
@Requiem Eye ... the other game was Touhou
@FusionDjango4 жыл бұрын
@Requiem Eye You remembered Earthbound and homestuck but forgot that the other game was Touhou? the game he talked about for abit? how?
@yeethawww25514 жыл бұрын
As somebody who will be starting college for programming in the fall, this video put into words why I want to be an indie game developer so desperately. I want to be able to create video games and make a difference in someone's life. If I will be able to touch one person's heart, then that's all I need to know that I'm pursuing the right career. And I owe a lot of that inspiration from Undertale and Toby Fox. So, thank you. You put into words what I couldn't. Hopefully I'll be able to make a difference through games to somebody like Undertale did for me.
@shadowwolfcat134 жыл бұрын
I wish you the best of luck, friend! College/university can be quite challenging, not only because of the amount you need to learn and the complexity of some subjects, but because sometimes you will also be forced to study something that you are somewhat certain will not be necessary for your future career or not as in depth as the teachers want you to learn it. In times such as those, do not despair! Instead, think of it as a mental challenge, as a quest you have to fulfill in order to prove that you can learn anything so long as you believe you can! And remember! No one is born with all the knowledge. Everyone had to struggle and learn! Take your time, even if it looks like a lot of people are learning something faster than you. Rushing will never truly help! I hope you can fulfill your dream!
@wittykittywoes4 жыл бұрын
Maybe, you’ll make a difference for the next generation. I hope you do.
@doomesst6422 Жыл бұрын
How is it going? I hope you're doing great and still on your way to pursue your dream. Would love to play your game when it's done. Stay determined ❤️ "Despite everything, it's still you"
@yeethawww2551 Жыл бұрын
@@doomesst6422 It's going pretty well, education-wise! I'm studying computer science right now with a minor in small business and preparing for internships so I can graduate with my bachelor's. It's taking longer than I'd like thanks to some personal stuff, but I started making a game in unity this past semester. We'll just have to see where life takes me :)
@user-wx7iz2lm8v4 жыл бұрын
Tobyめちゃくちゃ日本語上手くて草
@a_aaaaaa05044 жыл бұрын
すき焼きおごらないと…
@DX-wr1oq4 жыл бұрын
すき焼きパーティ
@コンパス民盆栽信者4 жыл бұрын
tobyfoxさんってすき焼き好きなの?
@undertalemad17314 жыл бұрын
トビー日本人説()
@鉄猫4 жыл бұрын
日本人説ワンチャンあるな 犬だけに
@ねもちゃん-u3k4 жыл бұрын
外国のクリエイターが2ちゃんねる然り東方然り、日本のコアなサブカルに精通してるってなんか感動する
@mecha11054 жыл бұрын
Again, Our lord has spoken.
@Alyssa84124 жыл бұрын
shh llisten, he is speaking.
@mecha11054 жыл бұрын
@@Alyssa8412 May I be forgiven for this sin. Sorry to have interrupted our Lord.
@ケツ穴-s6j4 жыл бұрын
トビーさん優しいイケボ... しゅきぃぃ...
@KANHERU-_-v4 жыл бұрын
こういう時だからこそみんなを救おうと頑張って作ってくださってるんですね。ありがとうございます!
@shadokwastaken4 жыл бұрын
it's absolutly heartwarmimg the way he talks about the power of indie games, i'm glad he mentionned yume nikki too
@SionnachMacSionnaigh4 жыл бұрын
日本語で喋ってくれるとか凄い情熱 日本のゲーム本当に好きなんやな
@Goat04234 жыл бұрын
Honestly I’m completely okay with this, because this is seriously what we all need to hear right now, and this is absolutely adorable.
Everyone: Wait, Toby Fox and The Annoying Dog aren't the same being. Me: Wait, The Annoying Dog is friends with Toby Fox? So Toby Fox exists within the games lore? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!? EDIT: HOLY- I was expecting this to have no likes and it has OVER ONE THOUSAND!
@deanthe36844 жыл бұрын
Does he exist in the game's canon, or does the dog exist outside of the game's canon? Undertale is canonically a game that exists here in our world. It's canon includes our canon, so I guess it's probably kinda both.
@maccychee38584 жыл бұрын
Toby probably likes to chill in the void from time to time
@moister37274 жыл бұрын
toby is sans
@hylianexpected11714 жыл бұрын
@@moister3727 Toby = Sans = Ness?
@shadowdarkblade99294 жыл бұрын
Toby is ghaster and ghaster is the creator new fan theory
@佐藤将太-x9b4 жыл бұрын
字幕無しでも余裕で聞き取れて凄い
@solarkro4 жыл бұрын
the way he switches to american english all of a sudden for 'project' is lovely. what a lad.
Why did everyone thing Toby Fox was the Annoying Dog? It's in his last name, Toby's a fox!
@krisp25894 жыл бұрын
on his twitter, he states that he is the dog
@littlemissdaydream8104 жыл бұрын
Foxes are related to dogs
@krisp25894 жыл бұрын
@@littlemissdaydream810 yes, but if he was/is a fox, he would have stated that he was/is a fox instead of a dog
@d.o.p.d.o.p.17754 жыл бұрын
Foxes are mischievous and tend to lie though, so-
@krisp25894 жыл бұрын
D.O.P. D.O.P. twitter.com/tobyfox/status/1260367553517543424?s=21 twitter.com/tobyfox/status/1059856695525101568?s=21 there are some of his tweets where you can infer he is a dog
@そだらむ4 жыл бұрын
Tobyさん日本語上手くてイケボで普通にすごい()
@そだらむ4 жыл бұрын
魔理沙も好きって所俺と一緒で草()
@めらめら-w4j4 жыл бұрын
なにこれ凄い... 日本語だし犬かわいいし トビーさんのメッセージとか
@我が天使ヘレナチャン4 жыл бұрын
なんか…もう… Tobyさんに色々な才能を分けて欲しい
@syatinomakura4 жыл бұрын
これまじなの?
@SlyHikari034 жыл бұрын
Tobys Japanese is really chill. Also, the part where he switches to English for a few words on the fly is really impressive. Ps. Grayfruit sent me here due to mentioning it in his newest vid.
@comicallybadpun Жыл бұрын
hello grayfruit fans
@MattyanGame4 жыл бұрын
6:21~6:26 Japanese to English すき焼き、おごって! Treat me Sukiyaki は?え?なにそれ Huh? What? What’s that? イミフ! Abbreviation of “意味不明(いみふめい)” that means it doesn’t make sense.
Can't wait for the release of Deltarune! Ganbare Toby Fox!
@djk2874 жыл бұрын
I really loved Toby’s message here. What a passionate and great perspective to have.
@SkylerDemness4 жыл бұрын
Mhm, agreed!
@ねこ-s5m4 жыл бұрын
TobyFoxさんありがとうございました
@simplyz39644 жыл бұрын
"Did you write that down or is it just at the top of your head?" (Hearing this message makes me really happy for some reason...)
@blighttale55504 жыл бұрын
6:21 it means "Sukiyaki, treat!" a Japanese sauce/dish. yep. I was hoping it was Deltarune too.
@wolfie17034 жыл бұрын
i love sukiyaki!!!
@kwaddell4 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@kodered594 жыл бұрын
I was looking for the answer. Thanks.
@Homleypigeon4 жыл бұрын
"So he's opening his own Sukiyaki Restaurant", got it ;D
@doublex853 жыл бұрын
Specifically, it's a request. "(Please) treat (me) to sukiyaki!" Thus all the negative reactions immediately after. Just Mr. Fox being silly. I would like to buy him sukiyaki though.
@しらたまにんにく3 жыл бұрын
TobyFoxさん凄い東方好きが伝わる♥️
@potatoofmemes4 жыл бұрын
I was kind of hoping toby would say "stay *determined* "
@FrizellaTheBee4 жыл бұрын
It would make a lot more sense
@latheredtrillionaire57014 жыл бұрын
Nah, too cheesy.
@spikemoody17574 жыл бұрын
Orion Thayer well he kind of referenced Deltarune and the credits song
@smudged40904 жыл бұрын
Toby isn't solely defined by the creation of undertale, so I guess that's why he didn't say it. It's also super cheesy and overused now...
@m8subject9964 жыл бұрын
i think the poor guy hates making references to his own game now that the game itself is just a big meme and can't be taken seriously anymore.
@せーう4 жыл бұрын
Tobyさん日本語上手っwジョークも面白いw
@minoslime57763 жыл бұрын
UNDERTALEの日本語訳はTobyFox本人がしたらしいぞ
@格安究極生命体3 жыл бұрын
みのむしslime マジかよ
@tomacho_k3 жыл бұрын
@@minoslime5776 だからあんなにも意訳がうまいのか
@ああ-l8r5x4 жыл бұрын
ウザイイヌ可愛いww てかとても日本語上手い……
@SnowSneaker3 жыл бұрын
トビーさん発音完璧じゃん
@UTAU_Siogayu4 жыл бұрын
何となくガスターになりえそう✩.*˚
@SIERRA_CHANNEL4 жыл бұрын
英語と中国語が同時に学べる神動画
@ゆっくり実況するぞおらあっ3 жыл бұрын
and Japanese
@NickShizukesa4 жыл бұрын
*The magnificent voice of the dog when it talks fills you with DETERMINATION ❤️Save Cancel
@-_-siureina66503 жыл бұрын
ほんまいい人やな ありがとう
@白金さん-i8x4 жыл бұрын
トビーフォックスさん、凄いイケボ…!
@KentaMaeba4 жыл бұрын
“You are filled with... something.”
@crayonrando Жыл бұрын
the way his voices gets so deep after saying 'game designer' and then after seconds he goes back to normal made me laugh too hard
@メイホラ3 жыл бұрын
トビー・フォックスさんの声いつ聞いてもイケメンや
@生ハム-e4r4 жыл бұрын
まさに“夢と希望''やな
@wiroha_4 жыл бұрын
これゲームクリエイター向けの動画なのに、特にゲーム作ってないけど感動した
@shakyanumero22154 жыл бұрын
how cool, I saw this message live!
@RikuMcduck4 жыл бұрын
*hello fellow ralsei pfp!*
@sansundertale52744 жыл бұрын
* hey two Ralsei
@RikuMcduck4 жыл бұрын
@@sansundertale5274 *hey sans!*
@Piligrime10004 жыл бұрын
This message reminds me Suiryu from One punch man: "people seek the light when it's the darkest"
@andurasu12044 жыл бұрын
Plot Twist: _That dog was actually Toby twin sister_
@蛍丸-z1o4 жыл бұрын
友人をsaveするためにstay homeする
@timmyreobed50434 жыл бұрын
All jokes aside, this is a genuinely heartwarming message.
@djroscurro98594 жыл бұрын
Toby: You may know me as the "Cute dog." Me: No I know you as the "Annoying Dog." Toby: "Annoying Dog?" What the heck is that? Me: -spits out drink-