A New Very Normal Merch Design Is Now Available

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[@JennFaeAge]

This is clearly objectively the best Warhammer merchandise ever

[@triangulan]

I will admit I have no intention of buying one, as I do not have the self confidence to pull it off, but I am very glad they exist, and I appreciate the genius that produced them even when no one was asking for them.

[@kwest9747]

Buy one for a fren!

[@Chipperz1]

Beautiful, a true work of artistic genius! Also any chance we can get a follow up in, like, a month with at least vague stats on how many people have paid money for this? It's probably more than any of us hope 🤣

[@Kolyarut]

I adore Pachabel's Canon in D Major and am all for the use of it in places outside of the weddings it's been pigeonholed into. I have no other comments.

[@TheGREYPELT]

That sticker is going on my work waterbottle next to my trans pride beakie.

[@Fezwald1]

It’s the classic ‘Life’s a Beach’ mug equivalent for Zoomers

[@philipkelly7369]

I fucking love wearable shitposts. I might have to get one of these.

[@DaSkwire]

Veni, Vidi, Mini

[@Nortonius_]

🤣🤣

[@kwest9747]

Absolute genius. No one wants to buy them, which relegates them to gift fodder for our enemies across the table. I hope many of these are bought to be given as gifts to all our hobby friends who need to put a log on and get their models painted!

[@clockmonkey]

Not heard the meme before but laughed. TX Man.

[@dr.fistus94]

whoever uses pachelbel Cannon in D for its commercial gets my buisness

[@kyliesmuff]

i didn't know what i would get my brother in law, thank yall!!!!!!

[@matthewgnepper3201]

Clearly, a masterful sales pitch.

[@apocrypha5363]

This implies that you can't paint and have sex at the same time...

[@Chlorate299]

That could be achieved with a strategically-placed end table... just be careful to not knock your paints over when you're in the vinegar strokes.

[@LordJazzly]

You know what, that joke's too good for me to try and add anything to it. Have comments for the comment god instead.

[@danegustafun]

So this explains my pile of shame

[@Irocrus]

I saw, i conquered, i came.

[@strato991]

this is the meaning of beauty

[@aramisdejinn3241]

absolute brilliance.

[@iatebambismom]

I've not heard of those fishing shirts but it's still funny. Well, by 'funny' I mean.. You know what I mean.

[@hyldur]

Most joyous news

[@doovstoover9703]

Lol I love you dorks so much

[@alexholland2821]

Nearly pissed myself

[@salamanda550]

Well thats Christmas sorted.

[@TheSmart-CasualGamer]

I'm afraid I don't know those shirts, and this joke really doesnt land. I know of that kind of thing, but I've never heard of a shirt like that being so directly explicit. Nevertheless, I will buy six.

[@stillunsure7630]

Fishing puns for the win!

[@ger5956]

A true work of art, bravo 👏

[@TalexTheLich]

thank you wib! very cool and very normal!

[@modhail6908]

Just remember not to Slap Chop in the wrong situation and you'll be fine!

[@gwensdad2003]

A merch drop to surpass my Garvill mug. (This on a mug might be nice if it gets popular)

[@Gauldame]

Sir, I was drinking when you displayed the merch. How very dare you. I do however accept the apology.

[@ThomasMurch]

I must say, those FIGHT: WEPON Future Year stickers are pretty darn tempting ... but even though I know it's all part of the joke, I think the misspelling of 'weapon' would eventually bother me too much!

[@chitzkoi]

I was the 666th view because this thing video is entirely godless

[@tunguskalumberjack9987]

This is the first video of yours that I’ve shown to my wife. Should I be upset that she found it funny? I don’t even know anymore.

[@lachief237]

I have never heard of the reference you’re making. I believe you, but… I lack that commitment.

[@emdeo]

AHAHAHA

[@MrFirecasters]

Like there pitch, not the design. I’m sure a lot of people will tho, so best of luck with them