A Paranoid Patient with an Arsenal | House M.D.

A prosecutor collapses in court and at first, this seems like a case of extreme anxiety but the team has to dive deeper after a shock discovery at his home.
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From Season 8 Episode 8 ''Perils of Paranoia': A prosecutor collapses in court, and the initial team diagnosis of hyperanxiety is called into question when Adams (Odette Annable) and Park (Charlyne Yi) investigate his home. Meanwhile, Wilson (Robert Sean Leonard) suspects that House (Hugh Laurie) is hiding something in his home; Park begins to shed her social shell; and Foreman's (Omar Epps) lack of romantic activity intrigues Taub (Peter Jacobson) and Chase (Jesse Spencer).
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[@prashantsarkar821]

Never gonna get over the fact that House is firmly atheist, but will namedrop Arceus

[@dan6442]

House plays pokemon.

[@jasonnester9514]

Pokemon has nothing to do with Christ lol

[@chaoschaoforever]

​@@jasonnester9514 Arceus is basically Pokemon god.

[@jasonnester9514]

@@chaoschaoforever again nothing to do with God Christ or religion

[@troystan5713]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@jasonnester9514good job man, you’re absolutely right. nothing to do with christianity.🎉

[@luisalberto-st8bn]

House plays pokemon confirmed

[@romeroson123]

As he should

[@ReivinXL]

he is a Nintendo fan in other episodes you can see him playing Metroid

[@pixilmon]

W house

[@GregoryHouseMD.]

I play Pokemon while I'm poking your mom. It's calling pokemom.

[@GregoryHouseMD.]

Or porkyemom.

[@originsmenagerie9920]

Hearing the name Arceus while doing a Porygon latch hook is a weird experience

[@robertschmidt8404]

Pokemon is canon!

[@navi_boii]

I mean in episode 2(3? cant remember) he was playing Metroid: Zero Mission on a GBA SP

[@MikeyTheCartoon]

I had to do a double take when I heard him say “Arceus”. Man of culture as we all know

[@Desertphile]

"Dangerous people don't break into a home: they live in it."

[@shivjain]

lol

[@ElectricWindGirlFriend]

Insane Pokémon reference, this show truly is goated

[@splungerino]

hello PowerPoint guy

[@fezthedracky8468]

OMG PowerPoint girl hiii!

[@devanbrowne8706]

Thank you so much for attending my presentation on what team House would've been running in 2012 OU.

[@Sydrad426]

Gotta love the casual Gen 4 drop.

[@diosoth]

Glass walls make for great TV drama but real hospitals, at least built or run by sane people, won't install them for just that reason.

[@Izabela-ek5nh]

When my dad was on ER every single room had glass walls. It is only ok for less injured people to have privacy with normal walls and door

[@alybloodshade]

The hospital the next town over from us has rooms that are regular walls on three sides and the side that faces the nurses stations are glass with a curtain to pull. Nearly every room, including in the ER, is like that there. I assume it's not to look good but to keep an eye on the patients in case they need additional aid such as from choking on their food, falling when they get out of bed, etc.

[@Carolina_Luke]

Glass windows in hospitals are typically found in Emergency room-settings and can easily be confirmed through a google search or on KZbin videos. You wouldn't find them in a day hospital type setting however. They do have curtains and other such things to protect privacy, but let's be honest, in a hospital you're not going to get much privacy anyway.

[@TheCuteZombie]

@@Carolina_Luke I don't think OP is questioning the existence of those walls as much as the MATERIAL used. Why use fragile, easily shatered glass instead of tempered, car-like ones? Or just acrylic, way cheaper? Glass like that don't even need a violent patient, just a clumpsy worker and there is sharp glass everywhere.

[@FullTimePatient37]

Park worked hard to gain the recognition she needs..

[@user-em6ie2be7x]

Love that House's Very first theory is His Wife's trying to Kill him. 😂

[@alessiobilleci7246]

He had one case where it happened already, wife tried to poison her husband with gold

[@francoisvandermerwe4659]

I’m pretty sure Demolition Ranch still has more guns.

[@medix1203]

( laughs in Brandon Herrera)

[@muel1988]

The Arceus episode

[@trewilliams001]

It's all fun and games until House becomes 2025 VGC Champion.

[@ceepert2153]

I dont like the "living in fear" argument. Yes, those were like 40 too many guns, like do you wanna arm a Militia? A compromise of reducing the stock would be perfectly fine. Do you "live in fear" cause you have a fire extinguisher in your home? Fearing fires every day? No, you have it just in case. Its the same with having weapons at home, you might have 1 or 2 fire extinguishers in the home depending on size, not 50 though. Especially in the US were the chance of armed robbers are just way higher than unarmed robbers

[@lifeinhd4053]

Might be a relevant comparison if a) fire extinguishers could kill people and b) owning a fire extinguisher doubled your chances of dying by fire extinguisher (and tripled your chances of suicide by fire extinguisher). But all that only applies to guns.

[@nomadhakunamatata5793]

@@lifeinhd4053 it is a relevant comparison regardless of your simple brain's inept grasp of it.

[@PurpleSmoke1215]

@@lifeinhd4053 owning a firearm only increases your chances of dying from it, because the government includes suicides in that stat. And suicidal people will find another way of doing it, owning a gun changes nothing, except your ability to defend yourself, your family, and your property.

[@5thhorseman559]

Okay, I will build a remote bunker then....

[@JnEricsonx]

A redoubt...you might say.... (The odds of you getting that joke with the actor who plays the prosecuter would impress the hell out of me.)

[@UPRailRoad-xg8cb]

When they listened to his heart it was playing the Star Spangled Banner.

[@jonathankipps9061]

Any chance that one of those guns was covered in diphtheria, and that's how he concocted it in the first place? Possibly a gun from a different part of the world, or from decades ago when diphtheria was more prevalent?

[@trendinvestor2893]

Right on schedule, time for lunch.

[@milessmith6611]

Wait…house is always watching Greys Anatomy when eating lunch, what if that’s why they upload at 12 so that we could be watching House on our little boxes

[@doubleoddbs4357]

I miss those House shows, Awesome ! 👍

[@ankari5257]

Okay so it’s pronounced Arceus and not Arceus confirmed 👍

[@JanieBgrand]

😂😂😂😂

[@BlackParasite5]

Right when I’m eating, this is nice

[@FullTimePatient37]

Oh.....,I was eating ice cream 🍨

[@BlackParasite5]

@@FullTimePatient37 nice, I wish I could 😔

[@Mothy_cutie]

@@BlackParasite5 why can’t you eat ice cream?

[@BlackParasite5]

@@Mothy_cutie lactose intolerant

[@Mothy_cutie]

@@BlackParasite5 ok thank you for clarifying and sorry you can’t have ice cream

[@ishkabibble-oj1oi]

The wife should of asked "why is that all the guns you have"

[@jasonharrison25]

And where's the ammo reloading station, body armor, canned food and water?

[@Tank50us]

@@jasonharrison25 In a secret compartment in the spice cabinet. I'm sure no one noticed it's big enough for a single person to get through. Just watch your elbow, the glocks like to catch on loose clothes.

[@ralan350]

So basically instead of being prepared in case something happens she would rather stick her head in the sand and hope it didn’t and if it did just die with everybody else

[@Tank50us]

@@ralan350 like many of those who are against private firearms ownership. They'd rather act as if nothing will happen than be prepared for the possibility, no matter how remote

[@ralan350]

@@Tank50us If you are prepared for possible eventualities even if it’s not a super high risk of happening that means you live in the real world and not the dreamworld and there’s some people who like the dream better than reality

[@BobRossTrees]

HELP! I swear there was an episode where House has people pretend they're patients that Wilson has saved in the past. Pretty sure the scene took place in the cafeteria. But I cannot find it at all...wondering if it's some kind of Mandella Effect?!?!?

[@jmackmcneill]

No, it is in the last season, when Wilson has cancer and house is trying to convince him to go back on treatment.

[@BobRossTrees]

@@jmackmcneill Yes! "Holding On" is the episode. So weird I couldn't find it by searching the description. Thanks! Was driving me nuts!

[@Jomama02]

Weird that your mind went to Mandella Effect. Not everything is a conspiracy theory, especially a made up TV show. ..

[@unclemikecruz]

Alway enjoyed watching House.

[@DennisRash]

Asked for approval to approach the judge whilst in duress, legal eagle i believe would approve there

[@niveknospmoht8743]

bunker wasn't too well hidden if they found it

[@premierleagueupdate6095]

The love I've for doctors is on another level Ppl that stay awake in midnight in other to save life. I'm extending my greetings to every doctors out there, thank you so much for the what you're doing ❤

[@ashleybeverly7328]

Hey house crew!❤🎉

[@crisdlcruz145]

Dude folded like an origami swan

[@DaneOrschlovsky]

After completion of this show, House changed hos identity and became a Shiny Hunter. Arceus was his first 😂

[@Kalashnikov2034]

Oh my God I envy that gun room

[@Mosinphile]

I love how canonically house plays Pokémon

[@willum7734]

Arceus comment gave me whiplash

[@thebabayaga1292]

All them guns and you only have two hands 💀💀

[@rcreynolds6186]

They're just guns lady. Geez....

[@jacklynch3333]

You know it’s written by neoliberal writers

[@housecoatgaming]

1:00 And the _proper_ pronunciation of Arceus, no less. Screw the anime dub's screw up.

[@Chesnutthouse]

i pronounce it Ar-kaeus just to annoy my friend.

[@UPRailRoad-xg8cb]

House be breaking all the firearm safety rules. Classic House.

[@mosslizard]

One of the few background/patient characters that I hate. Shes so irrational and it feels so shoehorned and unnatural to be written in like that.

[@spocko2181]

She a self-insert for the writers.

[@viperdemonz-jenkins]

loved Park she was a mini House.

[@pixilmon]

A FELLOW ARCEUS LOVER THIS MAKES ME LOVE DR HOUSE EVEN MORE, ARCEUS FOR LIFE

[@thicccheese4007]

9:44 there’s a WHAT!?!

[@trant2b]

"Live in fear" of what? We gun owners just wanna be prepared.

[@junosephyrserrano7939]

Wait… so whats wrong with him?

[@mikaking8264]

For those who don’t know he went deaf at 4.

[@ZiOS_TTV]

Yeah, no. That’s the most secure house ever. If things went down, that house will survive. If it’s a nuke, maybe not. But it’s a perfect cache for survivors to come to for help and restock. There’s nothing wrong with preparing for an eventuality.

[@ladyraynainutaisho3.26]

Thumbnail: The 2 women are like “Seriously ‘What. The. Actual. F🤬k.’”?

[@dietotaku]

arsenals are by definition armed, the title is a redundant statement. if you wanted to go for alliteration i would have used "a paranoid patient with an astonishing arsenal"

[@supershinigami1]

We got a gun nut over here 😂

[@Sniperboy5551]

That kind of setup makes me envious

[@sorin_markov]

"Astonishing" doesn't alliterate as well. "Army's arsenal" would work though

[@jameshall4632]

Except he's not paranoid.

[@PRubin-rh4sr]

You can have a pharmacy without stock of medicine. its still a pharmacy, just a poor one.

[@josephmay6454]

foreman on the punching bag dressed like spock

[@DiscoingGD1989]

I know some people are paranoid, but there's nothing wrong in an of itself in being a prepper. Guns/ammo/canned food/clean water/etc. Unlike the food and water, the guns and ammo don't even need to be rotated out. Me, I'm a cheapass, so I just have a 22 rifle with ~300 rounds (only .05/round when I bought it). Should be enough to hunt wild boar and scare off the Mad Max type gangs if the world ends.

[@TheCornucopiaProject-bd5jk]

The ability to hunt anything will go away quickly. Overhunting due to under preparedness. Gangs can hold a grudge. 300 rounds won’t get you far. Being invisible on the other hand, can last a long long time.

[@Mr.Ambrose_Dyer_Armitage_Esq.]

​@@TheCornucopiaProject-bd5jk No one is invisible.

[@TheCornucopiaProject-bd5jk]

@@Mr.Ambrose_Dyer_Armitage_Esq. it’s about running under the radar. Not making yourself a target or person of interest

[@Mr.Ambrose_Dyer_Armitage_Esq.]

@@TheCornucopiaProject-bd5jk You can have an arsenal and be a pepper and still go under the radar.

[@Mr.Ambrose_Dyer_Armitage_Esq.]

@@TheCornucopiaProject-bd5jk Besides, isn't it better to have 300 rounds of ammunition and something to fire it than to not having anything and rely on "going under the radar"? How "invisible" will you be when starving gangs go door to door looking for food, fuel, slaves, munitions, and other resources? Sure, by defending yourself, you paint a target on your back but, if they're systematically raiding everyone and everything, unless you've built a secret bunker or house, they'll find you eventually, and you'll be both unarmed and visible. I don't see the logic in your evasive strategy; it sounds like coping with unarmed vulnerability.

[@woodsman82]

Don't need a reason. To have all of that firepower. Car insurance, fire extinguisher, smoke alarms and etc. Be prepared.

[@henryptung]

Of course you don't need a reason. Everyone has the right to waste money, it's a free country.

[@marshallwilliams4054]

That’s a little more than a average home collection in Texas. 🙄

[@arthursmith5409]

House full of weapons, one person can use maybe two at one time, the other members of the house, have no clue! He'll be taken out quick and the arsenal belongs to bad guys if a robbery or police if they was called in first...

[@zombieslayer115ify]

Arceus? Pokemon???

[@404Yaiba]

It’s canon in House lore that he plays Pokémon that’s why there’s an episode where he was actively playing the games

[@ibrahimjaved5574]

Pretty basic gun collection.

[@bashtheman3016]

That’s what I was thinkin, have a variety of pieces, they all got their uses

[@Noname12........641]

for a newyorker

[@crisdlcruz145]

​@@bashtheman3016i wish

[@MrCadet08]

It's only a dozen of each of 3 different gun models. That's basic

[@jessicaregina1956]

You want commonality of parts , ammo, and magazines if you actually planning to use them, not 50 different firearms 😂

[@derrickstorm6976]

Arsenal by definition is armed

[@scottmcshannon6821]

1 or 2 guns for defense, ok. a thousand gun? youve gone off the deep end.

[@cgmason7568]

That's like 10 guns, calm down

[@duckmeat4674]

I didn't see a thousand guns did you?

[@kylesmith4173]

I always love when these shows want to make a person look nuts for having a dozen or so rifles when it’s normal in my area to have double that amount 😂.

[@WouldntULikeToKnow.]

Just because it's normalized in your area doesn't mean it's not nuts.

[@jimtim6206]

​@@WouldntULikeToKnow.It's not nuts, it's awesome

[@sorin_markov]

@@jimtim6206 As a Texan, it's nuts.

[@RaynmanPlays]

@@sorin_markov "As a Texan" Translation: "As a Californian that moved to Houston a month ago..."

[@sorin_markov]

@@RaynmanPlays Over half my life in the Houston area. Why try and make something up about me because I don't fit your stereotype?

[@ACGWander]

The funniest thing about this episode is that House wasnt on board with the whole "Keep weapons in case the government turns tyranical" thing. "Trust the government" - House lmao

[@notmysteriousthief4629]

I mean, they are British irl, so they probably really believe that.

[@matteparent2468]

it's not really ''trust the government'', it's more ''they won't help if the government decides to come after you'' if you think they would you live in a fantasy world.

[@notcharlie8763]

Hey gun folks, I have an honest question: I get having several variations of a rifle or having backups of the same rifle if you’re prepping, 3 is 2, 2 is 1, 1 is none. Is it realistic for this guy to have ten identical looking (to an outsider) rifles like this? Would they all be chambered in different calibres? Is it more like 3 of one variant, 3 of another and they just look the same to me?

[@jameshall4632]

It's Hollywood, not reality. It's a TV set put together by anti-gun nuts.

[@me3333]

There's a few thought processes that could be going on here. One is that like you said, they could all be chambered in different calibers as the AR platform is one of the most popular in the world and made in just about any caliber you can think of. Another possibility is that they are all the same caliber but different makes like Colt, Smith & Wesson, ArmaLite etc. One more is that he does just like one make but thinks it would be a good idea to have parts guns when the first one wears out. Still another is that he could use the extras as trading material or maybe to arm his friends. It's also possible that he bought them all surplus in a lot deal. I sure this is more ways to justify them I haven't thought of also. I can't see them well enough to be able to tell if they are all the same or not so all I can do is speculate anyways. I can tell you for sure though that there is a lot of incorrect information here about the legality of owning that amount of guns. New Jersey has really stupid gun laws but just about every other state would have no problem with that collection and I have seen much larger stockpiles than that, my own included. The most unreasonable part of this scene is that a couple of random doctors could just stumble upon his "safe room" like that. In the real world even if someone was to figure out that there is a hidden room you would want to make it very hard to figure out how to get in it for that exact reason. It's not much of a hidden room if a total stranger can figure it out in less than a minute not to mention keeping kids out of it is the most important thing.

[@daviddonahoe1303]

Personally, if I were a prepper, I would have multiples of the same gun. Guns being mechanical require regular maintenance and will still wear out. Buying 10 of the same gun provides plenty of spare parts once they all start failing. I would go with 10 AR-15's in 5.56, 10 Glock 9mm. and 10 .22 long rifles. the long rifles for hunting. Glocks for indoor battles. AR-15's for outdoor skirmishes. An enthusiast, people who like shooting guns, would have a bunch of different makes and models as they each feel different while shooting.

[@ststes]

I can see benefit of having a few similar guns as a backup, or for arming several people who can share ammo if needed. But that looked like 10 or so of the same kind (three sets) and unless you're arming a community I don't see the benefit of that over having a few guns in different common calibers. That way you could potentially get benefit from ammo you can find

[@budisutanto5987]

- choose a handgun or rifle Caliber, gone use it for both handgun & rifle, Ex: .22lr/9mm/ 5.56/7.62. If you choose a rifle cal, your handgun should be a revolver or front magazine pistol. - Rifle, choose quick change barrel, short for cqb, medium - all round use, long - support, longer - sniping. - big Cal rifle, semi auto only, the only rifle with different cal -> anti material rifle, for stopping vehicle and counter sniper, because longer range(power). - when these requirements achieved, then you can add more gun beyond what a platoon need. Store long-term in a box - not ready use. But personally I would rather add illegal full auto rifle and other illegal weapons, because when shtf - there are no longer any rules. You'll need secret bunker that you can never brag to your friends(this's harder then what you can imagine).

[@tillmen4444]

She's the type of wife to say you don't need a prenup because that just means your living in fear 😂, bet she would say the same thing about life insurance

[@sorin_markov]

I don't think a prenup or life insurance is the same thing as 5 m40 sniper rifles, 4 military-grade gas masks, and about 15 M1A4 semi-automatic assault rifles

[@lpedr0l]

Yeah but there's no point in don't liking to live with that ​@@sorin_markov

[@tillmen4444]

@@sorin_markov why not? All of them are for emergencies or special conditions not met in everyday life. You can't have a semi automatic " assault " rifle, if it can't go full auto it doesn't meet the definition, not to mention a M40 is a standard bolt action the person behind it makes it a " sniper rifle" and military grade anything is the worst you can get, so he stupid to get that when as a lawyer he can afford better.

[@sorin_markov]

@@tillmen4444 Some are far more certain than others and less able to be used dangerously Yes you can lol, an assault rifle is just a rifle with a detachable mag and selective firing, both of which the M4 has (so yes it can go full-auto). Semi-auto is the most general firing mode so I specifically called it out. Yeah the M40 is a generalist, but there's better options than it for just about every purpose except having a reliable medium-range precision gun. Again, not incorrect to call it a sniper rifle when it usually is used as one. And military-grade isn't the worst, it's cheap and usually reliable and always interchangeable, all valuable qualities for a prepper. Don't make this an ego thing and try to argue about meaningless points like whether the M4 is an assault rifle (esp if that point is easily Googlable)

[@tillmen4444]

@@sorin_markov Nothing is certain, just ask a Ukrainian. The most dangerous thing in America is a car and most people can own one so... its not about how dangerous something is. There is no way he had a stack of M4's which means all the guns were semiautomatic, making them lack a selecter switch which means they aren't assault rifles. A sniper is a designation for an individual with training to be such, everyone else using a long range precision rifle is a marksman not a sniper. You clearly have never used military equipment, its made by the lowest bidder... which is why anyone who has ever used it will tell you its not reliable and usually not worth it. Very few things used are worth it and gas masks aren't one of them.

[@harmless-kun]

And then he was gunned down by the associates of the criminal he locked up or his home was invaded by armed thieves... Good job wife.

[@JohnSmith-qy1wm]

You folks who say this guy doesn't have a lot of guns sure have a lot of disposable income to throw around.

[@Soulessdeeds]

Wife: Why would you think you would need so many guns. Two weeks later "The Walking Dead reboots". Wife: Arrgghghgghhrrrrrrgggggrrrrr Husband: This! This is why Karen!

[@bluecollarnobody4217]

What you call paranoid I call being prepared

[@supershinigami1]

I guess you live alone and don't have a social life?

[@theoddlemon408]

“Least I know who’s house to raid with my friends if I want a lot of supplies”

[@timmy-wj2hc]

And that is why the US has a lot of "incidents" at schools, stores and other public spaces.

[@patrickgattiker9765]

@@supershinigami1weird conclusion to jump to

[@patrickgattiker9765]

@@timmy-wj2hcI’d say it’s more mental health than anything

[@2centschange]

The acting was so bad at the start I thought it was from another 'in universe' show.

[@NoGoodNames20]

That’s not like having a spare tire in your car in case you get a flat. That’s like driving with a convoy of cars in case you get a flat.

[@Staymare]

If I had the money for it, I'd love to have a convoy. Sounds awesome

[@WouldntULikeToKnow.]

​@@Staymare sounds silly and wasteful.

[@spocko2181]

@@WouldntULikeToKnow.not your money.

[@duckmeat4674]

Yes, imagine you don't have other access to cars easily, but you can repair cars, then having other functioning cars would make sense of the same type so you can repair the one you are using

[@Ekaterina7]

... Did anyone else think that there weren't many guns? I like his ideology, too. Good to be prepared. Though it might just be my native Texan side talking.

[@jefftraboulsy8631]

NH resident here and I feel the EXACT same.

[@jefftraboulsy8631]

Wasn't many guns at all.

[@RazZenN]

It had to be the American guy saying that lmao. And what does "native Texan side" even mean? Are you Apache too?

[@notmysteriousthief4629]

@@RazZenN It means he was born in Texas, but likely doesn't live in Texas. And no, you don't have to be indian to be a native of this land, if you're born on this soil, you're native.

[@russellv6234]

@@notmysteriousthief4629 Ironically, Texans don't really believe this.

[@derrickdinwiddie8759]

Doesn't mean you can't still have guns... 😁

[@robsmith6281]

Unless you're paranoid about paranoia.

[@kjgoebel7098]

The owner of an arsenal is armed. An arsenal consists of arms, but it wouldn't be armed unless the weapons had agency and tiny weapons of their own.

[@michaelfellabaum8022]

becuz the government as so many guns, we Americans. have a right. the congress protects their own interests not knowing we have a constitutional right to over throw and if we the people did. we will.

[@resurrectiongarage1506]

Gotta have the anti gun propaganda, this was just an episode of a medical show that often gets the medical stuff wrong so it doesn’t surprise me that they would depict that scene based on stereotypes. There is only one reason for a law abiding person to have so many of the same weapons, and if you know you know if you don’t you’ll never understand. A collector would have many different types. I do find it funny how they portray him as having irrational fears of events that have and continue to happen in this country but completely gloss over the irrational fear his wife has about some inanimate objects

[@terraprime4457]

ok but why so many? what practical reason could there be for having so many guns, of the same gun, all in one place

[@tillmen4444]

Friends.. Family.. to set up a local militia to protect your community? To have spare parts and cross compatability... lots of reasons

[@JayJayM57]

paranoid and 0 respect for guns.

[@TheAlps36]

Yeah that's not like having a spare tyre, it's like owning a car dealership

[@acehyatt44]

This is America, isn't it? 😉

[@spocko2181]

@@TheAlps36so what?

[@Treashore_]

The wife coaxing him at the end is funny. She say, "...I cant live my life feeling like we do [need the guns], its not worth living in fear [of civil unrest]." All the while she makes the husband give up the guns out of her living in fear of firearms. Paradox.

[@Jdb74985]

Y'all really make stupid look smart

[@dylanram4653]

hope they dont live in a crime infested city lol

[@acehyatt44]

"Honey, why do you think you need so many guns?" "...Well, this is America, isn't it? Then I don't have to answer stupid questions..."

[@nicholasvondoelln6814]

And he recovered only to die a couple month later when the new regime came in and executed him for political dissidents which he was unable to defend himself against.

[@riddell26]

Being prepared isnt paranoid.

[@notmysteriousthief4629]

As someone on the side of gun owners here, I'd say it is, but rightful paranoia.

[@dimblytumblefoot3827]

That wasn't actually that many guns...

[@lpedr0l]

I would definitely doubt if my wife is the one if she asked me to get rid of the guns

[@ireallydidntwanttomakeanac575]

"Instead of building bunkers, you should be getting boosters. As in routine vaccines against stuff that are actually scary" Words that hold more weight now more than ever.

[@spocko2181]

Less weight than ever.

[@JustLatino]

second

[@futuresonex]

I don't see the big deal about his modest gun collection.

[@me3333]

It's an okay start but he's got a long ways to go

[@Zarken26]

When it comes to firearms I tend to hold to the opinion of I would rather have them and never need them than be in a position where I need them and don't have them. Sorry, but fluffy words and feelings won't help if a group of thugs break in to your home with the intend of doing some very nasty things to you and those you love. I would love to have an arsenal like this dude had in the show.

[@TheCornucopiaProject-bd5jk]

What was the wives solution? Move and leave the guns behind? Horrible idea

[@Staymare]

He was right to hide the guns from her, because despite the fair reason for having them she threatens to leave because they feel "icky."

[@sully0001]

Must have been a Liberal Arts major

[@tomam258]

First

[@famedgaming1865]

Thats not even close to being considered "alot of guns".

[@dars5229]

House's trigger discipline could use work. Seen better, seen worse.

[@me3333]

It's so adorable that they think that is a lot of weaponry. If that collection scares you, you might want to stay away from Indiana...

[@notmysteriousthief4629]

I've shot some nice guns and rounds in India, like dragons breathe. MAN that was nice! Love Indiana, from Ohio!

[@christinaify]

I mean the dude had a secret bunker to hide his arsenal. It wasn't a handgun in a nightstand drawer you're more likely to shoot a family member with than an intruder. I get she's uncomfortable with the quantity but I don't think letting him keep one or two is unreasonable.

[@Lunchladydoyle]

Love that monarch media always equates an average size gun collection with paranoid prepping. My Dad and I have been avid shooters since I was 12. I’m a Leftie and and a staunch optimist. Whatevs 😅

[@me3333]

The media seems to demonize guns in any way they can. It truly is a shame that they can't just embrace the safe usage of guns instead of trying to make everyone scared of them

[@fitnik2]

oh no he has a few guns, God forbid a man has hobbies

[@therealpatriarchy]

Imagine being so sheltered and privileged that you can't even conceive of circumstances where a defense might be useful.

[@supershinigami1]

Police? Yeah, the gun nut here is trying to make excuses 😂

[@Staymare]

@@supershinigami1 Police are 15 minutes away for emergencies where you have seconds to act. They are really good at securing a crime scene, but stopping a crime in the act is extremely rare for cops

[@supershinigami1]

​@@Staymareanother one

[@tillmen4444]

​@@supershinigami1 you want another example of why gun are useful tools?

[@supershinigami1]

@@tillmen4444 ur gonna shoot me if I don't?

[@willdazey7368]

> I don't want to live in fear I dont really get the wife's speech at the end. Why is she so scared of a bunch of guns hidden in a wall? It's not like he goes in there all the time or people know they're there. Its a secret room with guns. Even if they never need them at all, why not just leave them alone and seal up the room? Worst case scenario you DO need them. Best case scenario you never open the room again. Why does she treat it like some issue? Not having the guns is only gonna make his paranoia worse and stress him out. The guns and paranoia wasnt even related to his illness!

[@millitron3666]

Hollywood writers tend to be anti-gun.

[@TheMilkmaidFarm]

I honestly find those who fear guns to be paranoid or have zero logic. It’s a tool. Who wields it for what reason is what they should be thinking about.

[@johnnyporker8837]

Because media constantly conditions people to be irrationally afraid of firearms. And I don't mean in the sense of firearms in the context of being in the hands of bad guys, just firearms in general. The amount of people who will get extremely uncomfortable or scared just seeing a gun is truly insane. For whatever reason it's more common in women but not limited to them. They'll see one on a table and act like it's a coiled viper ready to strike them at any moment.

[@supershinigami1]

Empathy and media literacy is dead to you.

[@mosslizard]

​@@supershinigami1🤓👆 "erm acktually you lack media literacy because -um errr uhh umm" you're fat, sheltered and liberal dont make it our problem

[@gamerfourlife64]

A paranoid person who owns alot of guns *sniffs* ahhhh smells like America XD

[@tillmen4444]

Just because your paranoid, Doesn't mean someone isn't out to get you😊

[@gamerfourlife64]

@@tillmen4444 True but what other reasons anyone need THAT many guns lets be real here XD

[@tillmen4444]

@@gamerfourlife64 to arm the community, because they like them, so they can set them up for different scenarios. Nobody asks the gamer why he had so many games, Nobody asks the woman why she has so many shoes, so why ask the man why he has alot of guns?

[@JayJayM57]

@@tillmen4444 because shoes and games don`t result in school shootings.

[@tillmen4444]

@@JayJayM57 Really because I've yet to see a gun get up and shoot someone 🙄, not to mention how many violent crime were blamed on video games in the last 20 years or actually shooting/ unalivings done over shoes..?

[@ML-sc3pt]

House bashing gun owners... Show just lost me

[@STOP_FAKENEWS]

9:00 anti-vaxxers wont like this episode

[@sundowner5884]

rent free lmao

[@BrandonM]

more worried about his guns than the disease killing him.