A Proud Mother (r/HFY)

[@empty_thesaurus]

Venus: Father Sol, my dear twin is evolving intelligent life again, tell her to stop... Mars: Oh haven't you heard, dear sister? Gaia is sending them over to us for a change! Our niece Luna has been feeling them on their skin for quite some time already... Luna, to her aunt Jupiter: ...care to adopt one more? please help me...

[@MazzaAzi]

Mars: Sister are you... are you ok?

[@123domo8]

Humans: gochta bitch!

[@MultiGodmode]

Earth laughing menacingly: " your all mine " sees Mars slowly starts throwing humanity at it

[@awesomegamer4332]

No Mars, Earth is not ok, she's not ok at all

[@Troleandocreyentes]

Pluto watching from really far away: yeah… hey look im not even a planet so we cool? Right?

[@MultiGodmode]

@@Troleandocreyentes earth:Notices... grabs Russian humans and starts to wind up

[@sgtwhisker26]

Alien diplomats: Are you guys ok? Human diplomats: We’ve never been OK🥲.

[@okupant880]

Human Diplomats: Lol, no. 😀

[@roboticartist2793]

Oh mommy~ you'll be so proud of us!

[@peterwall8191]

Now that's a mother humans can love. Danu or Gaia, Demeter ,Cybele or kali, She is bat shit crazy ,and we would not have her any other way.

[@lazarmarinkovic8486]

The best way to describe this story is: Mama didnt raise no fools

[@unpronouncable2442]

Download: Done. Attaching translation matrix: Done. Send: To all Civilized Species in the galaxy: Done.

[@maskedperson6545]

Favourite line; “fuck me that’s ridiculous”

[@hunterpalemoon3436]

why does this make me proud to be human?

[@kylersmith5675]

Humanity is a product of our world and we are proud

[@highlordinquisitor4882]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/e2apqX-jmrWrd7s Here is your explanation

[@hunterpalemoon3436]

@@highlordinquisitor4882 Yes that works and fits Thank you Lord Inquisitor

[@highlordinquisitor4882]

I love Mom!

[@igkslife]

Because, your human.

[@genghiskhan6809]

The God Empress of Mankind has been born.

[@kylersmith5675]

I like to think the planet knows she is there and is terrified.

[@chidoku]

This is like a mother, proud of her psycopathic son :P I love it!

[@Wasker20233]

When she herself is psychotic

[@Self-replicating_whatnot]

It runs in the family, you might say.

[@highlordinquisitor4882]

Hahahahaha

[@ianhogben3472]

we're mummys perfect little phyocopaths

[@russofthefrozennorth]

I like the art for this thumbnail

[@Zren89]

There were some crazy ones!

[@highlordinquisitor4882]

The voice of God is the word Mother from a child's lips.

[@DeathclawJedi]

Good line from a very good movie.

[@i.d.k.studios235]

Oh yeah, this will help when we make first contact

[@Zren89]

Haha, yes!

[@blazermettro2059]

mmmmmmm yes, wonder how that will work out.

[@highlordinquisitor4882]

First two questions will be.. Q1: Can we reproduce (f=@$) with them? Q2: Can we eat them?

[@bernardrednix756]

who knew earth is a psycho

[@awesomegamer4332]

Literally everyone

[@highlordinquisitor4882]

Children grow to be like the parent that shows the most love. And mother Earth has shown us very tough love.

[@lazyprinny3265]

She grants us the best gift meaningful strife.

[@matthewjaniss4103]

Anybody, everybody.

[@wildwikedwanderer1208]

Seriously tho dude you did great work good story. Oh Mother Earth how we love you how we hate you if given the chance we will offer you the universe we will burn it to cinders in the name of your glory so that you may be amused.

[@slimeinabox]

After listening to the Volgun’s Mother Earth this one disturbs me.

[@3PercentNeanderthal]

I've always been a mommy's boy.

[@six2make4]

Thanks mom, I love you too

[@GenStallion]

Is this a sequel to Our Angry Mother? If not, its tied in very well.

[@hamstermk4]

It was inspired by Our Angry Mother as well as a couple of other similar themed stories.

[@someoneunknown3104]

Reject Mother Earth embrace mommy space

[@vindicareassassin271]

Who the hell do you think made mother earth. She waaaaaaaaayyyy worse

[@mileshostetler2469]

Grandma space with her death cookies

[@vindicareassassin271]

@@mileshostetler2469 I think you for got the putting her into a Microwave oven. Forcing to eat her twin in the early stages of her formation.

[@dreadedpixel9022]

In today's hfy, humanity conjures a chaos god

[@highlordinquisitor4882]

***BLAM*** HERETIC! There is no such thing as a kaos god....

[@emmetcoyne6436]

I recommend watching the "do the evolution" music video immediately after listening to this, I think it pairs well. Especially if you think of the dancing lady as earth.

[@fatimar6885]

I'm grining so creeply, and then started tearing. soooo i really don't know what to do or think ps. Great reading awesome work

[@Satsaru]

This was dope. Glad to see you doing more narrations!

[@Zren89]

More to come! I am trying to take more suggestions on the fly especially during streams!

[@KingMarkus222]

Awwww she loves us

[@sintanan469]

Oh hell, Zren. I just realized this story is inspired by the Mother Gaia green text.

[@Yoharu160]

That was good, is nice to hear something different, and i was Just catching up with deathworlders, and i do not Know how to but i can learn to edit and help out with the series if you need help

[@Graygor.]

It's fine. I've been editing audio for quite a while so its not a chore for me to do. Just need zren to build up a bank of recordings so we can get a steady drip of content going and it'll be an even smoother process.

[@ongoingfive8730]

Graygor I’m actually super excited that you’re helping out now I would love to hear things like operation nova hound from the deathworlders! Help him create! Ps: Xiu is a badass

[@kylersmith5675]

Mother Earth is a cruel bitch and we love her all the same

[@henryclem2487]

I think Cortana's voice actor would fit perfectly as mother earth here.

[@williamwagonfield9603]

Great story and awesome narration

[@Zren89]

I truly appreciate it!

[@Sunnyshadez2292]

A twisted form of love but love nonetheless

[@Jamhael1]

Our Mother, who orbit Sol Holy be thy Name Thy Order stands Thy Will be done Upon thy Children amidst the Stars Our daily bread grant us today Forgive us for our mistakes And grant us the Wisdom to learn from them Do not let us fall into the darkness of the Void And Deliver us from Extiction For yours is the Command, the Power, and the Glory Forever and Ever A-f%ckin-men

[@mutehowl]

Heck yea! Another one for the sinister hfy!

[@anniebot_45-73]

you did a great job with the voice. a great rendition of one of the top three HFY stories that got me into the genre. 10/10

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

Love this video

[@Deveren12]

Mother Gaia at her Finest

[@_zaaya-t-dp_6736]

Momma earth can have my blood any day of the week >μ

[@aeyrswallace9794]

Ourt cloud objects after seeing pluto be colonised: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE...

[@Felix-gv1ij]

So Gaia is some type of yandere/yangire mother to humanity?!

[@PoldaranOfDalaran]

She didn't want us. She tried to kill us. But then, there came a point where she saw herself in us and began to take pride in us.

[@zhongli5689]

Yeah, as I listen to that, I’m was thinking why do I get yandere feelings from this

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

Still love this one

[@darrinkirchner6026]

This was an awesome little story..😁

[@Zren89]

Thanks man! Glad you liked it. :D

[@darrinkirchner6026]

@@Zren89I like everything I get to watch..not too much into the gaming aspect but hey you have a wide span of fan types at least🤔😁

[@williamdunhan341]

Love huh? Ok...

[@Zippyser]

This is just fucking fantastic. Seriously. Exceptionally well read.

[@robinchwan]

when the world has gone through so many potential extinction events including before multicellular life (ice age and the great oxidation event where the world got to much oxygen and nearly wiped out everything before it really started) and even current ones (in the span of 40 000 years ago to modern times) ... ofcourse you're gonna breed aggressive lifeforms because you're always competing for scarce food/hunting ground and drinkable water not to mention the predators ( need i mention the sabre tooth tigers and the other nasties ? )

[@Self-replicating_whatnot]

This is so messed up, i love it.

[@cajunghost7387]

I loved this. It had me laughing.

[@blazermettro2059]

Firstly, it feels nice being praised by mother, who would speak so highly of us, but i gotta say, I feel like shes selling us a bit short here. I mean sure we are an inherently violent race, sure ill give her that.But it sounds like shes describing us as volatile and savage beings that will sweep across the universe and engulf everything like a swarm of locust, BUT HOLY JEEBUS! BITCH!, WE'RE NOT THAT BAD! When did we turn into Tyranids?? Id like to say that were not completely insane maniacs. We are intelligent, we can do things peacefully, not savages, when we need to be at least. We as a species try our hardest to avoid such things as war and conflict, we may be terrible at it but we still try. The first thing we'd do is try to talk to our new interstellar neighbors not fight, and if we're met with violence we'll return that violence 10 fold. If we took over an inhabited planet it be out of necessity, not want and we wouldn't mindlessly kill everything in sight.( At first it would be like this, when humanity first starts exploring the universe and we have rules that most would follow. When we'll all be under one banner for the time being. Though id expect it to last for a few century's maybe more before humanity starts splintering off to form other factions with their own goals in mind. By then it be anyone's game. Its more then likely there will be a faction or several factions that would take over worlds, pillage and slaughter for the heck of it or for whatever other reason they deem. Like space Marauders, pirates or Gia forbid Xenophobic fanatics, oh wait shed like that wouldn't she.) She did have a lot of good points, but some of them were a bit on the iffy side for me. what do you guys think?

[@Zren89]

It's all relative I suppose lol

[@noppornwongrassamee8941]

Judging by the end of the story, these aliens conquered and enslaved humanity. Then humanity rebelled, seized control of the alien's ships and tech, and started prosecuting a war on the alien empire in such a way that the aliens have no idea how to deal with it. Under those circumstances, it sounds like any inhibitions humanity might have had on warfare got thrown out the window on the way of throwing off the alien yoke. IOW, humanity's not being peaceful and diplomatic because the aliens gave them every reason to not be peaceful.

[@blazermettro2059]

@@noppornwongrassamee8941 True, True.

[@lazyprinny3265]

I took it as she understood the alien race. Understood they where a race her children would oppose a new playmate to test us against.

[@elvinadhludhlu5380]

''Oh Mother, How may we love you, LET US count the ways'',...😼

[@____________838]

I really do hate how obsessed most HFY authors are with persistence hunting… Other than that, I loved how you switched voices in this one.

[@Zael_Moonblade]

Still it is a unique feature of humanity. Without it we would have never gotten to where we are today let alone where we will be in the future.

[@Zaxus]

Yandere mommy Earth... Interesting.

[@fyloxiro]

Fucking AWESOME!!!! O_O

[@Zren89]

Thanks bud!

[@edua172]

This one feels like a continuation of the hfy story call mother gaia

[@ApocryphalDude]

Jai Bhudevi!

[@irateastartes1206]

Momma said knock you out. I'm gonna knock you out.

[@magmadude35]

back for another listen, just because

[@lazerwing3022]

mother why must you hurt me so?

[@ragnok7903]

I request a playlist with all your videos in it I tend to just listen well I'm at work and it's a pain to have to select each video

[@santi2683]

Yes Gaia slayyy

[@paulvidsmartin1041]

Love you mum

[@ragnarrskulkrew6232]

Dis Momma didn't raise no fools!

[@Mad_Overseer]

For the algorithm! the fruit does not fall away from the tree...

[@matthewjaniss4103]

Necroposting but imagine gaia as Leana Heady from Game of Thrones. I can hear it so clearly. Queen Cerici as Mother Earth.

[@joshfinch7041]

Is it bad that I play this when I'm feeling down? Reminds me where I come from... A monster 👹

[@BeeKisses]

Fuck me dead this is a good story

[@peterwall8191]

Second time around with this playlist , i was moved to tears with "Level with me", laughed with "Lablonnamedadon, but this , this pissed me off this time. Where's our Father in all this? She claiming his works as her own, is just not right. Our spur and terror since we first knew ourselves, is absent. The one god we have dedicated and keep on dedicating countless temples, the one to whom we sacrifice so much of our own even now, is absent. Not mentioned! Its not right I say ! It is unjust to omit our Father, who is definitely not in some remote heaven but walks among us. it was His influence that drove us on. It was because of Him we developed civilisations. it is Him we seek to evade among the stars. He has been our one true enemy and our greatest blessing, from the start. One day we will defeat Him. One day we will break His hold on our necks and walk free. IDk what we will look like, or how we will think, i don't even know if it is possible to keep on existing without Him. One thing i do know! We are going to try. You can take it to the bank and earn interest on this. We Are Goin To try To Defeat Death.

[@theorangeoof926]

This could’ve been a story where Mother Earth and Death have an arguement and philosophical debate over who was better, but agreeing the fact that their creation of humanity will eventually dominate the galaxy. Still this story is great though

[@magmadude35]

I've listen to this one like five times in the last 6 months

[@Fortressofironblood1776]

Wow those guys really mess up bigtime when they mess with humanity.

[@SupCom78]

is here a part 2 mebe out i wonder how it will go on ? ^^ great story for sure different but i love it.

[@bathroomprophet2310]

Comment for health.

[@elvinadhludhlu5380]

''Oh Mother, How may we love you, LET US count the ways'',...😼