A Rant About Miracle Whip | Lewis Black's Rantcast clips

[@angelamillard6418]

My husband of almost 30 yrs and I overcame differences of religion, politics, raising our kids etc The Miracle Whip debate was the closest we ever came to splitting up😂❤😂

[@alphagt62]

Dukes mayonnaise is the best! Buy some and save your marriage!

[@chuck4921]

Lewis Black is a NATIONAL TREASURE.

[@jhumphre]

I was brought up on Miracle Whip. Still love it to this day - best tuna salad, chicken salad, and deviled eggs are made with MW. Difficult to find here in Saudi, but I can get it through Amazon for an exorbitant price. But a price I gladly pay.

[@BoomGiggity]

"chunky-fuck peanut butter" is still the funniest phrase I ever heard.

[@pegm5937]

That was just the colourful commentary I needed this Monday ❤

[@Washougalite1]

When I was younger I thought I hated mayo, turns out I hated miracle whip 😂

[@mikeoxsbigg1]

Roasted onion bagels really work with chunky peanut butter. Trust me, it's the nectar of the gods.

[@hillbillydeluxe27]

Which is fitting for you as mayonnaise is boring white food for boring white people.👍

[@Bill-d7g]

I feel for you. Abuse!

[@hillbillydeluxe27]

It fits…mayonnaise is boring white food for boring white people.👍

[@BrianGay57]

🤣🤣🤣

[@OakKnobFarm]

If he's putting mayo on roast beef, he's a savage. They gave him miracle whip so he could atone for his sins

[@jgaffney567]

Roast beef gets either gravy or mayo. Anything else and your a terrorist

[@AKATEATime]

Technically Miracle Whip is a salad dressing. But I like it on sandwiches, although I would never try to pass it off to someone else as mayonnaise.

[@maxhine3550]

Same here. I prefer it because I don't like the taste of mayo at all. It's probably the eggs.

[@hillbillydeluxe27]

@@maxhine3550 because mayonnaise has no flavour. Mayonnaise is boring white food for boring white people.

[@dennisyoung4631]

I like both, but prefer the Miracle.

[@hillbillydeluxe27]

@@dennisyoung4631 😎👍

[@NYCHFAN]

I 100% agree with this rant. I would have driven right back to the deli and demanded my money back! That stuff is VILE!

[@donnasnyder6890]

Miracle whip is just mayo with more vinegar and some sugar stirred in. No need for chemicals. As a Chef I always mixed up my own in house blend. Customers loved it

[@NoSacredCowFla]

I like it for tuna salad. People who hated tuna salad liked mine. 😉

[@Rob.DB.]

"Special Sauce" huh?!

[@Digital.Photography]

BS, It’s like comparing the taste of salted butter to margarine. If you can’t tell the difference, you don’t deserve real butter.

[@Hathur]

You're no Chef. You're a cook. An ignorant one. An actual Chef knows mayo is made from EGGS. Miracle whip has NO EGGS in it.

[@mikeoxsbigg1]

​@@Digital.PhotographyThey cook completely differently. I've certainly noticed.

[@normveasman9798]

LOVE my Miracle Whip!

[@JohnDouglas-v9w]

Best place for Miricle Whip is the garbage can.

[@toekneetogo]

I sought you out, I guess because I needed this one 👍Thanks Lewis

[@douglas9607]

in the back of my head I knew that all of our culture's problems circles back to MIRACLE WHIP! Thanks Kevin Lucas and Lew.

[@garyb6219]

I remember once, years ago, my doctor suggested I go to the Mayo Clinic for some issues I was having. Screw that I said, I'm going to the Miracle Whip Clinic.

[@CyclingSteve]

Well, I didn't see that show at Sea World! I feel short changed now!! 🤣

[@chrisj8742]

LMAO! laughed harder at that than the rant! Witty and disturbed. Loved it!

[@buddlebj]

I can't think of a food substance more repulsive and revolting than Miracle Whip! Thank you, Lewis. I've been caught unawares on many an occasion when I'm handed a delicious looking sandwich, which I am assuming contains some Bestfoods Mayonnaise, only to find out - too late - that it instead is slathered with Miracle Whip. My companion and I have almost come to blows over the Miracle Whip, Mayonnaise debate, it threatens to split us asunder. I blame his mother. She fed him that vile pig slop on everything he ate and he carries an unforgiveable affection for it to this day. I'll never forget the day when I was probably 8 years old and I bit into a sandwich that was prepared with Miracle Whip. It was an unbelievable experience. I couldn't believe people would willingly put that crap on their sandwiches and it almost destroyed my faith in humanity.

[@JustherefortheLOLZ]

It’s a holy war like whipped cream vs. Cool Whip. Cool whip is oil masquerading as cream. Top 3 ingredients in Cool Whip: water, corn syrup, High Fructose corn syrup.

[@garyb6219]

Which is great for those of us that love corn syrup. Ever try syrup on corn? Yummy.

[@yudithcaron8053]

So where's the oil? Sounds like Cool Whip is corn syrup masquerading as cream.

[@x1625]

Cant agree more, Back in my youth, a local food counter served me a portion of yellowish cream with my club sandwich. I inquired to know "what's this?" With a smile the answer was; We make our own mayo. BEST STUFF I'VE EVER TASTED.

[@thunderforceninja5445]

Miracle whip: because even disappointment has a flavor.

[@chrisj8742]

Thanks Mr Black! Brilliantly read! Needed that chuckle. Thanks Kevin, loved your rant even though I HATE BOTH. You nailed it. Who wants a load on their burger! Good job!

[@adrianfisher9641]

Good god man! At least we’re still alive at 61 😂

[@matthewcarey7323]

This was fantastic, we just had a massive discussion during christmas dinner about mayo vs miracle whip, so this just hits the spot. 🤣🤣🤣 #teammayo

[@davidnelson696]

No Miracle Whip in my house!

[@ld3511]

Mine too.

[@CircleOLove]

When I was growing up, my mother always bought Miracle Whip. Not until I was an adult living on my own did I experience the wonderful delight of real mayonnaise. Oh! It was delicious!!

[@johnsheldon7716]

Mayo is the 2nd most bland pointless "food" ever invented by man. Right behind tofu, but not by much.

[@keithallver2450]

I like both Mayo and Miracle Whip.

[@slandgsmith]

That is blasphemy to like miracle whip while claiming to like real bona fide mayonnaise.

[@keithallver2450]

@@slandgsmith Sometimes I mix them together.

[@Rob.DB.]

Some like boys , some like girls . You're just a bi guy. Thats all. Nothing wrong with that .

[@Rob.DB.]

@@keithallver2450 now you've gone too far. Expect a torch & pitchfork carrying mob to escort you out of town.

[@keithallver2450]

@ Yep! I'm Bi-Condiment. I was born that way.

[@margaretcapone]

If it isn't Hellmann's mayo, I'm not eating it. Miracle Whip? Sandwich goes straight in the trash. I couldn't agree with this rant more! Love you Lewis!😊

[@dynomax101]

I agree that mayonnaise is one of the best ways to find out what something rotten tastes like without having to eat something rotten. I sincerely hope you don't think that I am joking, because I am not joking.

[@sandrasandymanning4354]

I thought ketchup was a vegetable not a condiment...oh these times!😂

[@tiki_trash]

You need to get up to date. Spoiler alert: Pluto is not a planet anymore.

[@ImaLeshLushnIcantgetmyPhil]

@@tiki_trash Um, next time, take a moment and decide if the person was being sarcastic or not.

[@HOTD108_]

​@ImaLeshLushnIcantgetmyPhil Erm I could say the same to you buddy. How embarrassing for you...

[@tiki_trash]

@ Next time take a moment to decide if I'm being sarcastic or not.

[@madelaineferguson9848]

There is no defense for Miracle Whip! End of sentence, period.

[@SorryLord-IDidntMeanToSayThat]

Mayo is gross. MW all the way.

[@paulhammons7077]

Bit the zip 😅 ... 🤢

[@robm7107]

It's good for inducing vomiting

[@JustherefortheLOLZ]

Hate them both. My wife is anti Miracle Whip though, also must be original Hellman’s. No substitutions.

[@SS-zm3vi]

​@@JustherefortheLOLZDukes.

[@raulieschnee8776]

The BLT demands Miracle Whip, all else Mayonnaise. This is a sacred rule in Ohio.

[@toober1066]

Dearly departed mom's recipe for macaroni salad calls for Miracle Whip, and was and is alway delicious. But that said, when i'm whipping up a BLT, gotta be mayo.

[@ld3511]

Thank you 🤣😂 I hate miracle whip. It's no miracle!

[@Pthommie]

All these commercial mayos have the consistency of snot. Isn't it amazing how conditioned we've become?

[@dennisyoung4631]

“…miracle *flagellant….”* I *love* that stuff!

[@mlrdh]

......so does 💩! That was beautiful....and true 😂

[@dianewilliams1125]

I prefer butter!😊😊😊

[@MusicfromMarrs]

Can you and Corey Ryan Forester (CHO) have a rant-off, Lewis? It’s the ranting mash-up we all need!

[@audreymathers1066]

The only thing worse than miracle whip is sandwich spread …

[@ritachikita1468]

Oh I agree about the sandwich spread. What the hell is that stuff?

[@Eric_A...]

such vinager in that rant

[@toddkornfeld9444]

Finally...The modern Earl Of Sandwich 🥪 has returned 😊

[@InstantCasette]

I can imagine this whole scenario playing out like falling down 😂

[@Bill-d7g]

Thanks that was great! Thanks Kev.

[@tapedeccard]

No need to get so whipped up about it

[@LourdesCarrilloPena]

Hahaha I'm dying and I love Miracle whip.

[@davideverett5214]

Someone tried handing me a packet of miracle shit the other day, I just looked at him, he didn't understand!

[@k.nicholson.66]

Only Dukes mayo for me.

[@GildaLee27]

I won't even acknowledge the existence of any mayo but BEST FOODS. Even at $8 a jar.

[@stevebot]

Uh, that’s Hellmann’s on the east coast.

[@KevinCaudle-vh8qj]

Great Video

[@aeb610YT]

😂 as a kid, miracle whip on bread was my go to afternoon snack! I have since evolved, but I still prefer it to mayo!

[@agoogleuseragoogleuser9349]

Goop sandwich!

[@Rob.DB.]

You poor,poor child!! Why didnt anyone call C.P.S. for you !?!!

[@catalhuyuk7]

My dad always had Bojac mayo, and the rest of the family- Miracle Whip all the way. Just imagine a Spam salad sandwich? Mashed Spam with a bit of celery, onion and Miracle Whip. Bologna sandwiches with MW. Tuna casserole with MW. We had money but my parents came from nothing so that was their comfort food, and became ours too.

[@bigstroke2069]

I love Miracle Whip!

[@lisab.1595]

So funny because just a few days ago I ordered a BLT and a Tuna salad sandwich w/mayo. I get them home only to find they used chipotle mayo. Now, nothing wrong with it except it ruins the BLT and wasn't all that great on the tuna salad either. Is there a plain old regular mayo shortage going on these days? Just like when I order a pastrami on rye w/mustard and they ask me 10 times, cheese??? No, no cheese, just a plain old pastami. Why doesn't anybody listen these days?

[@chrisj8742]

The scroll! 30 sec attention span! That's why no one listens. That and everyone is the center spoke on the wheel of life! Haven't you been paying attention? 😀

[@Rob.DB.]

@@chrisj8742 yep. They cant believe everyone isn't just like them. Because they are sooo cool !!

[@chrisj8742]

​@@Rob.DB.THANK YOU! was beginning to think it was just me😀

[@jonathonalsum9063]

I said mayo!... 😂🎉

[@Ozma8996]

I guess i'm the weird one; i like both!

[@yudithcaron8053]

I wish both would be offered at every deli. "What do you want in your BLT, Miracle Whip or mayo?" That would make life so much easier.

[@tkspiece2310]

It sounds abysmal. I, thankfully, have never had the displeasure of getting acquainted with said abomination! It sounds like a product from Heinz called "Salad Cream'.... I don't know the things that constitute "Salad Cream", but it should not be for human (or any other living creature) consumption..

[@Cancun771]

Spain has no Baltic islands. It is at the other end of Europe.

[@dennisyoung4631]

@@Cancun771 Balearic Islands, perhaps? Those *are* near Spain, if memory serves.

[@craigmcmahan9600]

No self-respecting deli would substitute that crap for Mayo on a sandwich.

[@davharzin2370]

1000 upvotes

[@TheGillhicks]

Miracle Whip is salad dressing. It says so on the label. Keep it off my sandwiches…..

[@ritachikita1468]

My mother never bought mayo. Miracle Whip was it. As an adult I discovered mayo. It’s not that I don’t like mayo, I do, but I like Miracle Whip more. 🤷🏻‍♀️😊

[@clementcooley4359]

I have Miracle Whip in my refrigerator and thought this. It's probably too tangy for sandwiches. Mayo is better but I don't know if I would get that mad or upset about it.

[@RickHamouris]

Miracle Whip helps to reduce the risk of salmonella in foods that are left around for awhile... like that tuna sandwich in the reefer aisle or that potato salad hanging out for the drive to and waiting on the picnic table at the park...

[@Joey-x8m]

No butter.😂

[@tenzhitihsien888]

Miracle Whip and mayonnaise are both disgusting, and I couldn't tell you which was on the sandwich that made me retch after biting into it.

[@markromeo1638]

Miracle Whip, peanut butter, and lettuce is a lovely samich in a pinch!!!!

[@Rob.DB.]

I agree! F a buncha Miracle Whip !

[@robertlussier2944]

I have to say, I used to work for Kraft, though not making Miracle Whip. R&D came to try to develop a new product, and it was pretty gross. They declared, however, that they could make shiz taste good😂🤮

[@gracelandone]

Imagine growing up with Miracle Whip as the standard condiment of my household of youth. Imagine discovering at age 21, upon moving to New York City, what mayonnaise actually was intended to taste like. The rage! The long distance call, facilitated by an operator, of course, where I accuse my mother of condiment misrepresentation. To which she responds, “but mayonnaise has aigs (her dialect) in it and if you take it to the picnic in patato salad, people git sick.” As Mamaw would have said, “Lord have mercy!”

[@InstantCasette]

He almost went out of character when the dolphin part landed.

[@gformont4150]

Roast beef sub requires horse radish sauce.

[@Rowebot15]

Miracle Whip is just macaroni salad WITHOUT THE FUCKING MACARONI!!!!

[@AnonYmous-yz9zq]

I feel like that about brown mustard, for those with dead taste buds.

[@dontosaw]

I prefer mayonnaise, but can also enjoy Miracle Whip, as I was raised on it.

[@christinavuyk2026]

I thought Miracle Whip was like a sweet pudding, glad I got that cleared up before I visited America 😅

[@suzanneavila2333]

I Adore Miracle Whip, dude. Adore it!!! 💋💋💋👍👍👍

[@johnlewis1640]

Funny thing is, I've never seen Miracle Whip on sale, ever.

[@dalegrim193]

Lewis. Try some dukes mayonaise. From sc. But it is on walmart shelves

[@edwardlulofs444]

I could never and still can’t tell the difference between the various brands and recipes.

[@KentLittlejohn-c2k]

Most cafes , diners drive-ins. Use Miracle Whip . Because true mayonnaise is made from eggs and spoils in a couple days . Miracle Whip has a half life , mayo has expiration date.

[@mikecrawford9946]

Miracle whip is awesome! so is mayo🤪

[@BrianGay57]

Miracle Whip isn’t mayo. It IS salad dressing! WhatABurger uses it, or did when I worked there. It’s an “acquired taste” kind of like butter and oleo.

[@ursaltydog]

Leave my dang Miraacle Whip alone.. the olive oil kind especially! I hate regular mayonnaise that globular and oily... yuck..

[@YouHadMeAtMoonPie]

I hate Miracle Whip like fire. Righteous rant, Mr. Black!

[@jmalexander131]

Miracle Whip wasn't yellow or sweet enough for my mom. On tuna, egg, slaw, and ham salad, she used Marzetti's Slaw Dressing.

[@janetcallanan7020]

That stuff is vile. My ex husband loved it so we had to have both. He tried to get the kids to eat it, all three hated it! Mom knows best 😅

[@davidhill4603]

I only use Miracle Whip. It's the best!!!

[@danwallach8826]

Not sure Spain has "Baltic Islands." Balearic, maybe?

[@chomorrump-d9f]

good talk, what else does he like?

[@YoutubeBorkedMyOldHandle_why]

Wow! Kevin is super pissed. Mad guy. Too bad he's just fucking wrong. I HATE mayo. I'll go out of my way to buy (usually some generic equivalent to) Miracle Whip. I accidentally made the mistake once of buying something that looked like Miracle Whip, but was actually a form of mayo. I'm also cheap, so I couldn't bring myself to throwing it out, I just had to suffer through months of agony, until finally the happy day came when it was gone. I'll never make that mistake again. But if I ever do, maybe I can just send it to Kevin.

[@mrrolandlawrence]

wow how to ruin a good thing. mayo is oil, egg yolk, vinegar. thats it. not a chemistry class of toxic materials.

[@SecretGerms]

‘miracle whip’ isn’t mayo (it literally isn’t), ‘hellmann’s’ is.

[@Galaxylord2]

A sandwich isn't a sandwich without miracle whip. But I like mayonnaise as well. And I have never seen a single deli serve miracle whip. Be well....

[@scotty3114]

Always preferred Miracle Whip to bland mayo.

[@SS-zm3vi]

I always prefer to enjoy the flavor in my sandwich and not an overpowering tangy zip. Meat and cheese taste good. You probably realize that you didn't slather your sandwich with miracle whip.

[@ChrisAlford-i6e]

Being from Arkansas I have to ask is it even kosher. Like them pickles.

[@dan2wee]

LOL, I like Miracle whip.

[@Inchofknowledge]

This sounds like my thoughts about miracle whip, verbatim

[@rainbowtropolis]

I'm team neither! I'm sick of soybean oil in every stupid dressing of any kind out there! It's truly hard to find something without soybean oil in it these days, what happened to corn oil? It's not as allergenic at least. Not to mention corn oil doesn't contribute to gynecomastia! Go ahead, look up estrogen and soybeans, have fun!

[@ettazay5088]

I go both ways. I like them both. Come at me. 😆😝

[@youtubegarbage7876]

Fluff, Miracle Whip, Cheezwiz, Twinkeis... the list of American trash that people think is food is LONG.

[@rickclark3248]

Whail sperm is 🤢🤢🤢🤢 But just like miracle whip.. lmmfao 😂😎🔥

[@slandgsmith]

Team Hellmann's.

[@garyb6219]

Duke's!

[@SS-zm3vi]

Dukes