A Skyrim Movie About My Best Friend Miraak

[@TheLaughingSimon]

So, what's our next Incomprehensible Adventure? 🤔

[@jester6408]

Dawnguard is the obvious choice but it would be very cool to see something like one of the beyond skyrim mods!

[@renaigh]

I thinks time we Dragged Harkon to the Dawnguard.

[@Xavier_Destalis]

I vote NPC Darts. See how accurately you can yeet various NPCs at a target. Start with a Riekling and end with a Giant. Edit: make sure that you include mr "Do you get up to the cloud district often?"

[@mTealeaf]

Methinks you could do just about any amount of wandering and make it entertaining. THO... I gotta say, conversations with Florenteus from the Dawnguard would be fun. It's a lot of quests to get to him though.. It would be interesting to see a Dawnguard playthough with minimal Serana, considering I think most people have her tag along the whole time during Dawnguard, not just when necessary. EDIT: I think it would be a good idea also to explore some Dwarven Ruins for TREASURE!!! Like... Aethereum (or whatever its called)... Or the Crown of Barenzaiah (which I've never seen ANYBODY collect) :o

[@Asylar343]

Everyone's suggesting dlc or mods. But don't forget we have faction questlines to do as well. I'm sure the Laughing Crew will have no problem sneaking their way through the Thieves Guild and Dark Brotherhood. Silent, like a bard who never plays his lute.

[@wilberator9608]

This man is Sheogorath, that's my canon. There is nothing in his character that suggests he isn't.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

The chaotic skooma clearly has to be a creation of the mad god

[@TheEpicureanGamer]

must be have been right after his transformation from jygglylag.. justice is peppered if unconcievable uncertaintity

[@fitzbuilt]

"The Lusty Argonian Maid Folio? Wha's that?" "DOES IT 'AVE PICTURES?"

[@yoonglebellz]

Introducing the laughing crew as interpreted by the automatic captions: Captain Funny Buns, Ladies, An Egg, Spanish and Dark Keith

[@LybertyZ]

"that armor looks cracking on an egg..."

[@TheLaughingSimon]

_Dark Keith_

[@Puppyloafva]

Dont forget lieutenant captain shrimp

[@Redpanda3c]

Tam the Horker became Time the Horse Goes 44:02 Captain Fannybones becomes a preacher. The rieklings became Icons and Bilgemuck became Pokemon

[@SusanForman042]

I think Sheogorath wrote the automatic caption.

[@tootired4268]

The most hilarious thing about Meridia's Beacon is that she finds the undead repulsive. You're going to make an awesome champion of her religion Captain! 😂

[@TheLaughingSimon]

She'll come around to the Captains skeletal charms. _They always do_

[@6ubble-gum]

hrodulf and bjornolfr still make me sad to this day, like their story is ALREADY sad but then the amulet of mara and diamond ring in their boat??? AUGH emotional damage

[@Xavier_Destalis]

I barely understand your speech anyway, so all of our adventures are incomprehensible. Much love, my guy.

[@nebularspace4729]

That’s what makes this channel so special

[@halicarnassus8235]

😂The Subtitles are actually really accurate believe it or not if you need them, I was genuinely surprised. Even though I can understand about 95% of what he's saying.

[@pagangamer87]

Are you American or English?

[@Marvinuser]

just because ye don speak scottish or gaelic, doesn't mean this is totally incomprehensible ... probably be worse in gaelic... yet, have to add that i understand much more of this then i do welsh .. i do speak irish though.. might help just a wee bit in understanding this lot 😜

[@Marvinuser]

@@halicarnassus8235 i've seen plenty of 'Dwaine maroons' every time he said dwemer ruins ... and fen sometimes when he's starting too speak fast to sven.. i get ya point but don't tell me it's accurate xD rieklings become right wings - whiterings, wrecked wings and writin's - BIG DIFFERENCE! lol -- ffs captain funny bones became, kept in fanny boons once?? and werebears, becomes weird birds - and weird beer? lol kinda fun when you're just sitting there thinking, thas not what he said, you youtube cunts! finish the translation! bug her right or bugger off! ... i'm one hiccup from saying in my best Rowena voice : youu'll have to better than that, fergus, king of hell now are we, those flames can get a lot larger, just ask your father about that ;)

[@thetoadwalker3010]

There is something immensely satisfying about seeing the NPC's get grabbed by the back of the head and jostled around. Makes me giggle every time.

[@Shayhammowolf]

I like to believe that Simon and Wilburgur exist in the same Skyrim universe, just in parallel worlds - one where the same guy died, and was revived at different stages of decomposition. Wil at Dragur, Simon full skeleton.

[@TheWorstPartyMember]

This series inspired me to take Miraak along on my most recent Skyrim adventure! ...He has no concept of personal space and is constantly ragdolling my other followers. Truly the MVP.

[@Carollnn]

I love your arm emoting! The whole thing was hilarious! Especially when you accidentally grabbed Lydia’s “cracking set.”

[@TheLaughingSimon]

I see you too are an appreciator of bonemold armour.

[@Carollnn]

@@TheLaughingSimon Yup! Lol!

[@dragonfye1]

‘LYDIA TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE! Hold up lads, drop what ur doin’ Lydia did the thing!’ Me- ‘INSTEAD turning the poor woman into a spectacle, why don’t you HELP HER!?’ 😂 LMFAO the look on her face says it ALL

[@Ieatpaste23]

She looked so pissed.

[@SquawkMonk]

I took down Miraak today! I love how Skyrim calls up so many hilarious mental images. For instance: today, I realized that, if you're crouching and enter the pickpocket screen on someone, and they're carrying a book, you can read the book and then replace it in their inventory without stealing (just like if it was a desk or bookshelf). I just imagine Vermilia sneaking behind a bandit, casually pulling a book out of his knapsack, reading it, then putting it back and wander off without the bandit being the wiser.

[@rurukitty405]

Just as I planned to binge all the episodes so far - The Captain graces us with a movie length compilation! *offers everyone tankards of chosen drinks, Sheogorath approved cheese, bread and other things* Time to sit down and enjoy.

[@Asylar343]

I just marathon'd it all 2 days ago. Well, here we go again.

[@rurukitty405]

@@Asylar343 Absolute mooooood

[@Asylar343]

@@rurukitty405 I just realized, another ffxiv enjoyer I see.

[@rurukitty405]

@@Asylar343 Hello fellow adventurer

[@TheLaughingSimon]

🧀🍞🍺

[@haphazardlark1502]

Absolutely lost it at 47:40 running in to beat miraak in the face with a hammer and he just gives you a Look and teleports away

[@cridow]

I think Miraak has earned a spot on the crew after all that

[@jacobofcourse]

I absolutely need season 3. I've been watching these videos with admiration, and I even put them on before I sleep so I can dream of Captain Fannybones & Crew adventures. If I don't get season 3, I'm afraid I might just develop insomnia and lay awake itching for the next season like some sort of skooma addict.

[@Boiea]

The scared faces of NPCs make the drunken skeleton captain role super funny. Everybody watching you at 49:00 messing with the big fish guy is a mad hoot.

[@VotEtoPizdets]

I love that i found a channel that i can watch grow from small to massive. This channel is going to be huge. And not just because of the Scottish accent.

[@Miss_Camel]

I agree!! I’ve seen 2 videos and I already know I’ll be a regular viewer! Destined for great things, DESPITE the accent. 😂

[@MrBohab]

Holy he'll, the circlet rolling down the hill was amazing😂

[@riversnow5771]

Thank you for releasing yet another feature length tale of Skyrim shenanigans. These are fantastic!

[@Indaryn]

I lost my dog today and this is really helping me relax and fall asleep, thank you, such a lovely adventure

[@TheLaughingSimon]

I lost my rabbit the other week, there's nothing worse than losing your animal companion. Hope you're healing up well. 🙏💙

[@NightNoDay]

Just want you to know you're a genius, and one of the best comedians I've ever listened to. Much love.❤

[@TheLaughingSimon]

🙏💙

[@SimplyGhostPlays]

I discovered you really recently for my own research on Skyrim VR, and I must say I am already a fan. I binged your whole channel for every video you made!😀👍

[@kyltredragmire4939]

I wish I knew his modlist. I really wish I had his ship model.

[@SimplyGhostPlays]

​@@kyltredragmire4939 The first 2-hour video of this series, "An Incomprehensible Skyrim Adventure" Has the modlist, but I'm not so sure about the ship or if new mods have been added.

[@zxshadowxz]

Dragging the Emo Big Brother outside his room to come play (Dragon Edition.)

[@halicarnassus8235]

30:25 , My American sense of hearing my Native English: " A Potato on a Wee" Accurate subtitles: " I Pretend to run Away".

[@TheLaughingSimon]

In your defense "A potato on a wee" sounds like something I'd say.

[@halicarnassus8235]

​@@TheLaughingSimonCan you please just stop being awesome for just one moment in your life now ? I know the answer is No. You are too Awesome to Halt, Hlnder and or Stop. Please keep being awesome. I beg/mor You.

[@nicholaschristensen898]

My biggest issue with any skyrim video is I'm usually playing skyrim while watching so when I was in a dwemmer ruin and I hear a wolf howling I'm dumbfounded looking Round until I realize that was your video 😂

[@ladyrevan7backupchannel232]

I watched the season one video last night while working on an art project, then this one tonight while continuing the same project. Honestly I probably could've been done by now if I hadn't been distracted and laughing so much. Totally worth it. Love the videos!

[@Magnificential]

So expressive with your hands in vr! Really brings me into the video more than the other rps! So glad i jyst discovered this channel!

[@EnyaStillblood]

I have had the WORST day and an episode of Bone Piece is exactly what I needed

[@thomascampbell3179]

7:10 one look at Sven with no clothes and the ash spawn disintegrated 😂😂

[@robinsea]

This may seem like a really minor thing, but genuinely when you said ladies gentlemen and gentlefriends at around 2:00:00 it made me so happy to hear ❤ thank you for the recognition of us nonbinary people captain!

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Of course! We're all just treasure loving pirates afterall💙

[@johnaville23]

When you was in Skall village messing with the corpse...Lydia ran off, a few moments later Sven ran off in her direction. Hmmmm

[@normalhuman9878]

I’ll never forget the time I found a Riekling’s porn stash. I noticed a huge pile of books in one of their tents, only to find it was all Lusty Argonian Maid 1 and 2

[@Somberwaters]

This series singlehandedly revived my love of skyrim. Can't wait for season 4, cap'n

[@theironfox2756]

I though the "go back to your roots" line was golden. It's very 80s action 🎬.

[@SteveWhittleFL]

This was amazing! Thanks for putting it all together like you did! I can't wait to see what you come up with next!

[@deadlullaby648]

Criminally underrated series

[@wingponymedic2360]

I have never heard a more intimidating and hilarious statement than "im gonna beat him to death with his friend"

[@Smytjf11]

Wait, was *not* giving the cap'n the treasure an option the whole time? I don't believe you 😅 Oh shit, two hours. My body is ready, Cap. Thanks for playing with us.

[@KittyPrydeVFX]

Fable may have chicken punting, but only Skyrim has Riekling toss 😂

[@HerohammerStudios]

Love the adventures of Captain Sven, his pet lizard, his harem and his funny little boner familiar 😊

[@happyhamham3046]

I've just found you, been up all night watching yours videos 😂 We need a mod to have the captain as a companion!

[@soap9277]

Can't wait to watch the adventures of these silly pirates on their iconic ship, the Thousand Boney

[@loona438]

This stuff is hilarious. Love the fact that Sven has remained in his pants the entire time. The chad xD

[@Shoebil]

47:38 "This dragon soul belongs to me." -"Noh!"

[@jameslegault9398]

*s l a p* “Scuse me… are you Miraak?” Beautiful

[@AR-syyel]

OMG thank youuuu 🤯🔥 Moreover I missed your videos/ streams I feel like it's been forever, hope you're resting and doing well ! 🌸

[@laura6072]

Thanks for saying “ladies, gentlemen and gentle friends” in the Miraak part. It’s nice to hear inclusive language even in non LGBTQ+ spaces.

[@Myarose2000]

So glad i found a scottish lad who makes consistent gaming content. I grew up watching Billy Connolly. Absolutely love scottish comedy ❤ thank you for making great content, Absolutely love it

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Cannae beat the big man!

[@kagomekirari25]

I haven’t watched more than 5 minutes of this series and yet I’ve watched literally the entire series (I genuinely could not recall a single thing that’s happened to the laughing crew if my life depended on it, but I’ve finished so many things at work) (your videos are great as white noise) (somehow) (I don’t know whether this reflects positively or poorly on your content I guess you’d have to be the judge of that)

[@Malachiaya]

Please please please keep these coming, they are hilarious and as a Brit who loves Scottish people these are an absolute joy to watch 😂

[@anthonyeaves4145]

I love how insanely fast you can hit things no matter the weapon. It’s like all the rules are suddenly off.

[@brettdavis6999]

"I Say you get the first touch!" I laughed till it hurts!

[@tomtalk24]

I've either been a poor fan not paying attention but there's a lot of extra content in this. Roll on S4 Captain.

[@gojiberry7201]

Got this saved to my "Games Funny" playlist, thank you 😊😊😊😊😊😊 P.S. The Skooma episode is the best

[@angelmessenger8240]

Good job I lived in the north of Scotland for 20 years, I can understand the lingo. Good stuff.

[@Ieatpaste23]

I always wanted to be isekaied. My luck I'd become a part of Fannybone's team.

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Well I know who's getting the plank when they get isekaid.

[@Ieatpaste23]

@@TheLaughingSimon No! I can picture it now. Me and Sven in our undies wandering the woods while the "good" captain makes fun of us. 🤣

[@aaronerskine8800]

Never used a vr in my life. I'm here for the comedy m8! Keep them coming

[@Raven9010th]

The first Dragonborn being dragged across Solsteim by Captain Draggin Bone. xD

[@calamityjehn]

I just love the idea that Captain Fannybones daedric magic had caused some sort of horrible magical chain reaction that has bound Miraak to neutrality, which turns into begrudging respect when he sees the power and madness of the captain.

[@NickManJams]

And you only have under 40k subs?! This was massively entertaining! You're gonna sore up there in sub count, mate!

[@lonelybiscuit4886]

Yay! I needed this today. Been feeling crap and this is already making me feel better. Thanks, Captain!

[@Wanderlust2430]

I look forward to the continued adventures of the CAPN in Skyrim, his backstory in morrowind and oblivion, and his Future when nuclear fire consumes Not tamriel.

[@TallestKAT]

At 32:40 The Scottish stages of grief: INTRO: Sadness “Where’s-Where’s ma crew?” -whines- “where’s my-” STEP ONE: Anger “Gimmie ma crew back ya big ugly bugga-” STEP TWO: Depression “NAH-OH Where are they? I’ve lost them all! No, but-owe, owe-ah!” STEP THREE: Denial “I can’t believe it. They’re all- They can’t all… They can’t all be gone. They can’t all be gone?” STEP FOUR: EVEN DEEPER Denial “Frea, you know what? Listen, it’s fine. They’ll be ok. They’ve probably single-handedly killed Miraak and all the octopus monsters and the big dragon themselves!” STEP FIVE: Delusional Acceptance “Miraak has no idea what he’s done. He wants to shout at me cause I only have like two dragon souls cause I haven’t fought a lot of dragons and I don’t have the power he has, but he doesn’t have the powers I have-the power of *~FRIENDSHIP~*!” “Yes, and incredibly violent and chaotic friends. They are deadly and unpredictable Frea! And he’s got no idea what he’s done. I bet ya he rues the day he messed with Captain Funnybones and the Laughing Crew!” (BONUS) STEP SIX: Comedy from Tragedy “Oh! Ah-buh-You’re back! Ah-los Frea, Everybody’s back! Everybody’s back! It’s-It’s fi-It’ll be all-Is Miraak dead?-Have you killed Miraak yet? Cause if not, back ya go!”

[@tiomattnecros9614]

HAHAHA Shen shoots you with the shotgun and you go... "I know what that was!!!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@Marvinuser]

dude you gotta do the blue in the face quest some day! i'd like to hear what the captain thinks about orsimer dressing up like rieklings ! lol or shall we say from deepest fathoms? the captain's gotta be a thane of riften some day don't you think he deserves that much credit ? i mean after saving the good people from the dark brotherhood, and speaking of, i'd love to see astrid's face when she realizes she's gonna be the laughing crews next session of target practice.... with the rest of her little organization and her HQ being set on fire in falkreath ... only to be replaced by their newest successors the laughing arrows! and shadowscale derkeethus is the captain's right hand man! ... or left i doesn't matter, a hand is a hand even for a skeleton i suppose

[@david2odo]

You and I Am Crusty make me want VR Skyrim soo bad. It looks like SO much fun!

[@qinjikofoxx5580]

I can just about understand a little more than half of what you're saying, but you are just so fun to watch. I love it~

[@Nekomancer8]

I must say, I like his kind of humor but what I find more surprising is the fact, that he uses some music from Grandia. He just reminded me of one game I just need to play again. ^^

[@lucyinthesky1006]

As a Scot who still plays the vanilla Skyrim daily, you canny imagine ma joy when a found this channel 😂 a feel seen

[@IdkEverythingElseWasTaken]

1:00:35 *Darkeethus, questioning his like choices about joining a Scottish skeleton pirate, proceeds to moonwalk away without a word.*

[@rogueorpheus147]

Watching your content never fails to make me laugh, even on my worst days! Cheers, mate!

[@RootDude68]

When he gets scared or really excited, he sounds like Jabo

[@silverlight525]

All hail The Captain!, Our Captain!, Captain Fanny Bones!

[@steveeymann6374]

Dude your vids are the first belly laugh I've had in too long. Awesome work man.

[@starchcontrast4214]

15:38 Correction: You made it out in *Bone* Piece. Eh? EH?

[@TheLaughingSimon]

[@tia7520]

I would argue there was a couple more treasures to be found. Kolbjorn barrow has the ahzidal armor set including boots of water walking. Only problem is you have to pay to dig the place out. The other one is the bloodskal blade. It has a cool effect when you swing it. Mine fell through a floor somewhere in one of my saves.

[@michaellhotsky4857]

I never ever comment on KZbin, but Laughing Simon, you are an absolute Legend! Thank you for the many laughs I get from all your videos. Keep it up! :)

[@TheLaughingSimon]

That's what I'm here for!

[@LazyLoungingHippo]

1:38:57 "So we need to try a different tact. Sven!" Not that I haven't been laughing through this whole video, but that in particular had me fully losing it

[@yendor3444]

I’ve binged almost everything you have in 2 days. You and best guest are something esle

[@minimouse1619]

It’s here! Did the Captain ever take out Alduin? 🤔

[@TheLaughingSimon]

No one ever actually _finishes_ Skyrim you silly billy.

[@minimouse1619]

@@TheLaughingSimon No of course not… *hides Skyrim save files*

[@RealJohnnyG]

Lydia looked FURIOUS about that arrow in the knee. That shit probably hurt.

[@synovelle]

God, I NEED this version of Skyrim. Edit because I can’t spell, apparently

[@reisui477]

Watching this again, I'm sadden to realize he never called himself the Dragonbone.

[@SquawkMonk]

So convenient! I've been needing to catch up! 😍 hope you guys are doing well

[@wod5203]

What a freaking riot! But of course the Laughing Crew had to go full psycho on their way out of town. Priceless!

[@MiniNukeMe89]

1:45:32 so glad i was high as a kite during this part lmao

[@desertviking]

Perfect way to begin, continue, and end a day!

[@DragonaireJoy]

Awesome!! You're really getting good at this:)))

[@Chronus-gw8en]

Love it, i need to know the mods you use. Love the Scottish also, brings back memories of me grandad. He was from Glasgow

[@luxzen5544]

Meant to be at colllege in the morning but it’s 1am and I can’t stop watching these fellaaaa 😂😂😂

[@mereru9681]

I just found this channel and a fellow Scot it is my duty to send all these videos to my English friends so that they may learn about my culture P.s appreciate the Grandia music

[@mamabudgieclipper2735]

You've convinced me enough to get Skyrim VR and mod it oh boy was it a pain to do but so much fun

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Modding VR is a pain in the arse but it _is_ worth the hassle. Glad you're enjoying yourself!

[@DukewintermaulX]

wildarms music in the backround in the intro is awesome, i completely forgot about that game.

[@songwolfwild2935]

I look away for a bit and suddenly captain funny bones has a gun

[@operator8014]

Man, this feels just like Wilburger before he left us.

[@gemmalow6515]

I dont know what it is but im Australian and i have never not understood what You're saying. You have a heck of an accent but it is such an enjoyable voice to listen to

[@TheLaughingSimon]

I think us folk "with accents" find it easier to parse others. 💙

[@sylvia36]

Your videos always make me laugh 😂 my kids and husband look at me like I'm insane

[@TheLaughingSimon]

They have a point tbf

[@sylvia36]

@@TheLaughingSimon tbh I think u might be on to something lmao

[@CountessKek]

" Miraak in a Calimari Dimension" sounds like a perfect title for a video😆😆😆