A story about the coward, Tito Ortiz...

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Chael Sonnen

Chael Sonnen

Күн бұрын

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@boxingstar7749
@boxingstar7749 4 жыл бұрын
"Hey Tito. What are you doing in Portland?" "So there was a lion..."
@olewedekind7916
@olewedekind7916 4 жыл бұрын
😴
@sachinpathy6940
@sachinpathy6940 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@zacharij9905
@zacharij9905 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mansoersjachidov5312
@mansoersjachidov5312 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@kenkiria6074
@kenkiria6074 4 жыл бұрын
With a big efin Mane...
@baybay4me
@baybay4me 4 жыл бұрын
Chael: “Tito, what are you doing in Portland?” Tito: “You go ahead and make your jokes Mr.... Jokie... Joke maker”
@jaredvicencio1321
@jaredvicencio1321 4 жыл бұрын
You, sir, are a man of culture.
@jamescapel6492
@jamescapel6492 4 жыл бұрын
"Make your wine, it's already sounding like a violin with that cheese and wine."
@michaeltabor9596
@michaeltabor9596 4 жыл бұрын
Chael is from Portland
@ironeisen9912
@ironeisen9912 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@ridgesutt4676
@ridgesutt4676 4 жыл бұрын
@@jaredvicencio1321 p
@Real_Iceout
@Real_Iceout 4 жыл бұрын
“You know Tito, that question wasn’t meant to stump you” 😂
@harryd7197
@harryd7197 4 жыл бұрын
That made me burst out laughin
@Real_Iceout
@Real_Iceout 4 жыл бұрын
Harry D bro me too, I literally was almost crying trying to picture it in my head
@yetigriff
@yetigriff 4 жыл бұрын
I've seen cats and dogs that are smarter than Tito
@spacentime77
@spacentime77 4 жыл бұрын
XD
@UnkleBot
@UnkleBot 4 жыл бұрын
@@yetigriff cory and trevor are smarter than tito lol
@DrinksByDrew
@DrinksByDrew 3 жыл бұрын
Chael: “Tito, what are you doing in Portland?” Tito: “This is the difference between class and no class.”
@556Keem
@556Keem 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@edvinparmeza1298
@edvinparmeza1298 3 жыл бұрын
Also Tito: "So here is the story of a lion and some jackals...."
@wm_9640
@wm_9640 2 жыл бұрын
Tell another jackal story
@starwarsroo2448
@starwarsroo2448 Жыл бұрын
So I grabbed the wheel and said to my buddy Joel" Joel we can't get close "
@findinghumorthruitall
@findinghumorthruitall 9 ай бұрын
hey classy, classy
@doctorferny
@doctorferny 4 жыл бұрын
Chael: Hey Tito, what are you doing in Portland? Tito: No. You are.
@misfitdarkodoll2594
@misfitdarkodoll2594 4 жыл бұрын
🤣😂
@talkpodcast8757
@talkpodcast8757 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahhahhaha
@davidturner1641
@davidturner1641 4 жыл бұрын
i know you are but what am i
@Beachcomber95
@Beachcomber95 4 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@crazed369
@crazed369 4 жыл бұрын
😆😅🤣
@kanegarvey3188
@kanegarvey3188 4 жыл бұрын
Chael: "What are you doing in Portland?" Tito: "...Takes one to know one!"
@dolfdervish8495
@dolfdervish8495 4 жыл бұрын
@Kane Garvey *KHKHKH* 😂😂😂
@nathanbarnhart7823
@nathanbarnhart7823 4 жыл бұрын
Deserve way more than 34 likes for this shit
@krmaklija
@krmaklija 4 жыл бұрын
Gold.
@crazed369
@crazed369 4 жыл бұрын
😆😅🤣
@takecareofyrshoes
@takecareofyrshoes 4 жыл бұрын
tito: let me tell you a story about a lion...
@thepol4k347
@thepol4k347 4 жыл бұрын
Im a simple man I see uncle Chael trashing tito ortiz i click like
@jamesbyrne8187
@jamesbyrne8187 4 жыл бұрын
Followed by a quick search for the last presser when he took him straight to Dennys
@niks983
@niks983 4 жыл бұрын
Yup you are a simple man that's for sure
@thepol4k347
@thepol4k347 4 жыл бұрын
@Joe Sudz Nik is a real gangstar dont fuck with him he will hurt you with his words!
@thefloridamanofytcomments5264
@thefloridamanofytcomments5264 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine Tito's inner monologue when his face froze like he was staring at an SAT essay prompt: why *am* I in Portland?
@angusmcmungachuck3667
@angusmcmungachuck3667 4 жыл бұрын
That made me laugh
@joeyecheverria4027
@joeyecheverria4027 4 жыл бұрын
The Florida Man Of YT Comments he probably started that lion with Christopher Walker all over
@InfamousRelliK
@InfamousRelliK 4 жыл бұрын
"Let me...tell you...why you're in Portland..."
@thefloridamanofytcomments5264
@thefloridamanofytcomments5264 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe he has a very specific CTE that manifests itself every few months in him suddenly realizing he's back in Portland without any idea how or why he got there.
@ryanmichaelangelofavale5863
@ryanmichaelangelofavale5863 4 жыл бұрын
hahahahahaahahhahahaahahhaahahahaah
@n6T4
@n6T4 4 жыл бұрын
This story has holes, Tito doesn't have buddies. Uncle Chael is nevertheless a classy guy.
@kasimirmann3727
@kasimirmann3727 4 жыл бұрын
😅 Good point
@ironeisen9912
@ironeisen9912 4 жыл бұрын
Tito payed him 5 grand to walk next to him
@J.T.650
@J.T.650 4 жыл бұрын
That was Titos camera guy next to him.
@grantgolden2477
@grantgolden2477 4 жыл бұрын
jorge1996 I want your autograph Jorge
@winalv6447
@winalv6447 4 жыл бұрын
I thought i had a hair in my phone screen
@philhead1951
@philhead1951 3 жыл бұрын
"Hey Tito, what are you doing in Portland?" "Im 34 years young"
@jquilespr
@jquilespr 4 жыл бұрын
“Tell me another jackal story”
@crowns9966
@crowns9966 4 жыл бұрын
Chael: 😴😴😴
@prakashsudarsan5198
@prakashsudarsan5198 4 жыл бұрын
Just so you know I was never in no marriage
@jquilespr
@jquilespr 4 жыл бұрын
“That was a nasty line by me”
@prakashsudarsan5198
@prakashsudarsan5198 4 жыл бұрын
"Bad guy for a reason"
@big-vsongput3127
@big-vsongput3127 4 жыл бұрын
"Bad girl" - Tito 'The Huntington Beach Philosopher' Ortiz
@dvon1097
@dvon1097 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone needs a “Joel” in their life like Chael has
@respeezy
@respeezy 4 жыл бұрын
Which Joel is that?
@AssWhole-u6d
@AssWhole-u6d 4 жыл бұрын
I still want to hear about the swimming race Joel got Chael into
@JB8-e8p
@JB8-e8p 4 жыл бұрын
I was in traffic with a buddy I wrestled and did jiu jitsu with and some car drove up beside us and was just starring into our car and say out loud 'wtf is he looking at?', next thing I know my buddy is opening the door 'lets go find out'. Grabbed him by his shirt pulled him back in lol.
@ZenoSama_
@ZenoSama_ 4 жыл бұрын
Straight tf up!! But you also need a homie like Chael that says "lets not cuz now this is pre meditated" lol
@15aarondify
@15aarondify 4 жыл бұрын
@I offer u this This must be Joel... No your not hilarious
@FightHubMMA
@FightHubMMA 4 жыл бұрын
Only chael can verbally assault someone saying “hey Tito what are you doing in Portland?”
@twiztid571
@twiztid571 4 жыл бұрын
I offer u this 🤣🤣 thank god for the Internet cx
@gabeshaklee1999
@gabeshaklee1999 4 жыл бұрын
Chael: “hey Tito what are you doing in Portland” Tito: “you’re a punk dude”
@jayb9968
@jayb9968 3 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA
@osmanceylan5541
@osmanceylan5541 3 жыл бұрын
@Young Offenders compared to no class
@jimbusmaximus4624
@jimbusmaximus4624 2 жыл бұрын
Lol stumped by the Ol' Portland riddle!!
@JordanMaddison
@JordanMaddison 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂 best one
@Lee-kx7pg
@Lee-kx7pg 4 жыл бұрын
3:54 “if he got any closer I would’ve had no choice but to defend myself” Chael “I cant let you get close” Sonnen 😂😂
@cahzinarx904
@cahzinarx904 2 жыл бұрын
He was probably taught the fight starts once in arms length with agressive demeanor. And yeah guys get in close to try and sucker punch so it's fair game if you get in arms length under agressive circumstances your free game to get kod and other person can say they did not start it.
@bando3582
@bando3582 2 жыл бұрын
That’s exactly what I thought of when he said that lmao
@VinBiotic
@VinBiotic 10 ай бұрын
😂
@Hugh_Jaynus
@Hugh_Jaynus 4 жыл бұрын
“The only person I know who used their mouth to make money was his ex wife”
@danielpotts9622
@danielpotts9622 4 жыл бұрын
"There was No actual Marriage"😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@fullbull9771
@fullbull9771 4 жыл бұрын
"You’re a fucking punk dude”
@robertn4840
@robertn4840 4 жыл бұрын
@@danielpotts9622 Chael's smile after Tito said that was god damn perfect.
@death483
@death483 4 жыл бұрын
"That was a nasty line by me" 💀💀
@bistian00
@bistian00 4 жыл бұрын
"That was a nasty line by me"
@benjaminnielsen8563
@benjaminnielsen8563 4 жыл бұрын
Tito is just lucky he didn’t “get close” to the American Gangster.
@Mr.T-BAGGIN-UR-MOM
@Mr.T-BAGGIN-UR-MOM 4 жыл бұрын
I can't let you get close..........
@jeffunknown9927
@jeffunknown9927 4 жыл бұрын
No doubt! You don’t mess with Chael.
@blueeyedbull67
@blueeyedbull67 4 жыл бұрын
haha, you can't be this ignorant and not know that Tito choked Sonnen out in 2017 when Ortiz was way past his prime. Sonnen is a big talking water boy. Tito is a hall of famer.
@AlexFeri9348
@AlexFeri9348 4 жыл бұрын
@@blueeyedbull67 There's actually video evidence of Chael Sonnen tapping out Tito about a minute before.
@blueeyedbull67
@blueeyedbull67 4 жыл бұрын
@@AlexFeri9348 You're right, it's all a conspiracy. Tito was one of the greatest light heavyweight fighters of all time in MMA, fought against the UFC and Dana for better pay for fighters and is a hall of famer. Yet, Chael is the real man who never won a single title and was just a journeyman stepping stone his whole career. I do like to hear him spin a yarn though..a very good minstrel.
@Kyler-.-
@Kyler-.- 4 жыл бұрын
Tito is still scared of The American Gangster....
@johnnieblaze1312
@johnnieblaze1312 4 жыл бұрын
huh …… he called him a pussy to his face. did you watch the video?
@benjywells4154
@benjywells4154 4 жыл бұрын
johnnie Blaze yeah then walked off
@VoodooTrance
@VoodooTrance 4 жыл бұрын
@@johnnieblaze1312 it was also a 2 to 1 situation did YOU not watch the video? it took an extra set to have the balls to do that
@vincentmontgomery9770
@vincentmontgomery9770 4 жыл бұрын
johnnie Blaze video
@davidjameson7839
@davidjameson7839 4 жыл бұрын
Tito has CARPAL TUNNEL from tapping so much
@lgx3557
@lgx3557 4 жыл бұрын
Chael: “Tito what are you doing in Portland?” Tito: “My grandmother is 100 years old, I’m a young head on old shoulders”
@folikel09
@folikel09 4 жыл бұрын
U do know Tito is going to outlive his children 😂
@scottwhite2757
@scottwhite2757 4 жыл бұрын
Lol Perfect !!!
@PakiFighter
@PakiFighter 4 жыл бұрын
His dad is 80
@mrexpose2790
@mrexpose2790 Жыл бұрын
i'm a mature old an old mature
@HunterJs2
@HunterJs2 4 жыл бұрын
Chael: “What are you doing in Portland?” Tito: “Researching jackals.”
@Care_Soul
@Care_Soul 4 жыл бұрын
I wish I could like this more than once!
@alexdonnelly5193
@alexdonnelly5193 4 жыл бұрын
H J holy shit man hahahahahaha
@didgeriedont7073
@didgeriedont7073 4 жыл бұрын
Yess! Time for another jackal story
@ramprathap6584
@ramprathap6584 4 жыл бұрын
haha lol
@folikel09
@folikel09 4 жыл бұрын
HAHHAAHAHHA HAS AH IM DYING
@DOXO881
@DOXO881 4 жыл бұрын
Tony Ferguson: "What's up, Tito?" Tito: *shakes his head and has a mini-seizure* Tony Ferguson: "Hold on, I'm talking brother"
@doctorboy5892
@doctorboy5892 4 жыл бұрын
You think do you the little 70 kg Ferguson is so scary to the heavy weights.
@kokorin4368
@kokorin4368 4 жыл бұрын
These Ferguson type of guy jokes are more retarted than the jokes about Chuck Norris ......
@wobblyduck1594
@wobblyduck1594 4 жыл бұрын
@@doctorboy5892 U think little 70kg Ferguson is scared of a heavy weight? #anklepick #werdum #humor
@jacobjones1000
@jacobjones1000 4 жыл бұрын
Wobbly Duck imagine fighting at 100 lbs lighter than the World class bjj guy and telling him you’re going to ankle pick him. Tony is out there man lol.
@doctorboy5892
@doctorboy5892 4 жыл бұрын
@Langdon Alger He ain't 230 lbs ANYTIME. NEVER EVER NEVER WILL BE. He has the scrawny build. Your another type of weird prick if you think he will.
@DXChrisCross
@DXChrisCross 3 жыл бұрын
I can't help but laugh my ass off at the thought of someone saying "There's the pussy." and Chael looking up with a giant smile on his face. It's just a funny scene to think about.
@mrbean1012
@mrbean1012 Жыл бұрын
You’ve got me chuckling now
@Ruhdiculus
@Ruhdiculus 7 ай бұрын
I laughed thinking about it lol
@Loquacious_Jackson
@Loquacious_Jackson 3 ай бұрын
😂
@alansteel
@alansteel 4 жыл бұрын
"What are you doing in Portland?", that was a nasty line by Chael.
@joshuaamado6152
@joshuaamado6152 4 жыл бұрын
Tito never recovered
@Jackaljkljkl
@Jackaljkljkl 4 жыл бұрын
* Points down at himself, RVD-style *
@dusk6159
@dusk6159 4 жыл бұрын
That was nice ahhaha
@depressedessendonfan5702
@depressedessendonfan5702 4 жыл бұрын
Connor mcgregor wouldn't have thought of that
@depressedessendonfan5702
@depressedessendonfan5702 4 жыл бұрын
@I offer u this cant tell if ya trollin me chief
@KingNez89
@KingNez89 4 жыл бұрын
The fact that chel admitted that he didnt try to get all tough and it caught him off guard... that makes me respect him more...I hate fake tough guys
@wasabi5338
@wasabi5338 2 жыл бұрын
That encounter was so dumb that it took Chael moments to realize that he was verbally assaulted lmao. He just greeted Tito with a small talk question and Tito's mind just blew up lmfaooo
@connor7342
@connor7342 4 жыл бұрын
Chael: 'Hey Tito, what are you doing in Portland? ' Tito: 'i know you are, but what am I? '
@NASkeywest
@NASkeywest 4 жыл бұрын
Chael: "Hey Tito. What are you doing in Portland?" Tito: *Shakes head.* "Damn it, i am supposed to be in Dallas, TX. I was sure the sign said the flight was going to Dallas."
@John-jt2is
@John-jt2is 4 жыл бұрын
This made me lol
@thisisrivera1
@thisisrivera1 4 жыл бұрын
"Bro, I'm in Portland! Oregan, Portland."
@DougFresh
@DougFresh 4 жыл бұрын
wtf HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@amedsandoval5905
@amedsandoval5905 4 жыл бұрын
Hilarious! Hahaha.
@Someonelikekanye
@Someonelikekanye 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@Johnnieboy127
@Johnnieboy127 4 жыл бұрын
Chael: “hey Tito ? what are you doing in Portland ? Tito: aha , you might have won this battle but you will NOT win the war!
@ericryan7935
@ericryan7935 4 жыл бұрын
He would have said it the other way.... 🤣
@ronitmukhi3588
@ronitmukhi3588 4 жыл бұрын
@@ericryan7935 true lol
@youngdaffyduckthethird155
@youngdaffyduckthethird155 4 жыл бұрын
Aha, you might have won the war but the day is the battle where the jackal will drink sour wine.
@andreasrasmussen2655
@andreasrasmussen2655 4 жыл бұрын
@@youngdaffyduckthethird155 and the lion will finally hear his wine and violin cheese
@youngdaffyduckthethird155
@youngdaffyduckthethird155 4 жыл бұрын
andreas rasmussen once he’s a old 131 year old mature light heavyweight that trains 7 times a day, 6 times a month 5days an hour.
@iliadis655
@iliadis655 4 жыл бұрын
why do people ignore that Chael defeated Jon by toe rip?
@czourides
@czourides 4 жыл бұрын
They don't! And Tito fukin Tapped.
@swiftlessytvlogs5637
@swiftlessytvlogs5637 4 жыл бұрын
Awakened Mind exactly and he destroyed Silva! Twice! Why do people ignore that?!
@juice7717
@juice7717 4 жыл бұрын
SwiftlessYT Vlogs he destroyed silva once, second fight admittedly he lost
@swiftlessytvlogs5637
@swiftlessytvlogs5637 4 жыл бұрын
B this is blasphemy
@CoolYooToobDood
@CoolYooToobDood 4 жыл бұрын
B incorrect. He never lost. Not even a round.
@willhelmudit366
@willhelmudit366 4 жыл бұрын
Chael: why are you in Portland? Tito: I’m a lion Chael: ok great
@SimRacing604
@SimRacing604 4 жыл бұрын
“Hey Tito, what are you doing in Portland?” “Reaching for those grapes.”
@folikel09
@folikel09 4 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA hes following that violin sound. U know cheese and wine.
@harrydavey9884
@harrydavey9884 6 ай бұрын
I still to this day cannot figure out wtf he was talking about.
@munkyzzb7504
@munkyzzb7504 4 жыл бұрын
A Joel and Tito story in one. Can't get any better than that.
@TXetc
@TXetc 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve been wondering what old Joel was up to lately and now I know: He’s Chaels player 2 in a Portland based beat em up side scroller game IRL
@munkyzzb7504
@munkyzzb7504 4 жыл бұрын
@James Harrison Definitely he needs to make an appearance.
@zeaferjones1404
@zeaferjones1404 4 жыл бұрын
Although I disagree with Joel on 99% of what he says I respect that he is a crazy wrestler.
@munkyzzb7504
@munkyzzb7504 4 жыл бұрын
@@zeaferjones1404 Yeah everyone needs a crazy friend like that.
@shill4958
@shill4958 4 жыл бұрын
Who's joel I though he was saying yoel I was like someone's getting kod
@bigdaddymike5225
@bigdaddymike5225 4 жыл бұрын
That shows your boy is your boy. No comment just the turning around to throw down for his friend. Lol. Good on him
@barringtonfisher87
@barringtonfisher87 4 жыл бұрын
Joel always came off as a knucklehead, but deep down you always knew he'd have Chaels back & this proved it. As much fun as people (myself included) would make of him, I bet he could actually throw down
@Saiyijon
@Saiyijon 4 жыл бұрын
Any friend that immediately offers to help fight Tito Ortiz and his buddy is a good friend to have.
@michaelstronghold3550
@michaelstronghold3550 4 жыл бұрын
"Now its pre meditated and that's a completely different thing" Chael knows the rules hahaha
@paulgoodwin4239
@paulgoodwin4239 4 жыл бұрын
"now its pre meditated" spoken like a man with a criminal record
@OnsideHaddock72
@OnsideHaddock72 4 жыл бұрын
D D Bad Guy Inc
@bamadeadhead
@bamadeadhead 4 жыл бұрын
Michael McDonald rules lol
@nflsportsesport4248
@nflsportsesport4248 4 жыл бұрын
If he was planning on murdering the guy...
@zo615
@zo615 4 жыл бұрын
wise man
@mou1939
@mou1939 4 жыл бұрын
Chael: Hey Tito, what are you doing in Portland? Tito: Just to be clear, I was never No marriage.
@liverturcxdanpavs
@liverturcxdanpavs 4 жыл бұрын
"Now, fortunately I asked him a question that made his mind explode." 😂💀
@Dan-lg4bs
@Dan-lg4bs Жыл бұрын
I lost it 😂😂😭
@cdnbcn6164
@cdnbcn6164 4 жыл бұрын
2 dislikes ? Common Tito and "friend" let it goooo...
@PrinceShivan
@PrinceShivan 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao ahhahahah
@adriankalitka3762
@adriankalitka3762 4 жыл бұрын
The funniest thing is that it probably is Tito and his friend or Jenna
@abdullahalmustafa1088
@abdullahalmustafa1088 4 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@dannywilliams888
@dannywilliams888 4 жыл бұрын
184 now. Unbelievable. We underestimated Tito’s popularity. No one knew he had that many supporters or perhaps is it Tito himself with 184 accounts, we won’t know but that’s the only 2 possibilities out there and Im going to lean on Tito more with 184 accounts I can see him going back and forth logging in and out like the pro he is while cursing you are like a girl Chael. Note: not the first time he’s ever done this. That looks about way more real then him to have that many supporters as insane as both might sound.
@junkim8297
@junkim8297 4 жыл бұрын
Danny Williams oh yeah? 184?? You think he has the ability and the brain to create and remember 184 emails even if it was tito1234...184?? What makes you think he does it all by himself?? Nah uh. You totally underestimated him again my friend smh. He never gets the credit he deserves does he. Ever heard of get paid to do “various stuff” online? $$$ gets his work done. And you’ll know that’s a fact when you check the numbers gone up by tomorrow. Fact it ain’t no fan of his, it ain’t himself tito124...184..284.. as it’s would be his lucky day if he can remember his password to his only email on top of his head. could it be uncle Chael’s haters? 184 that quick and many?? So who is it and why?? Don’t underestimate Tito and how far he can go.
@mav2503
@mav2503 4 жыл бұрын
Second, because Chael is always first in our hearts
@mattipra
@mattipra 4 жыл бұрын
Is that code for anal?
@twillis873
@twillis873 4 жыл бұрын
It's amazing that the comment section of a fight-related podcast ended up being the most wholesome place on the internet
@mav2503
@mav2503 4 жыл бұрын
Nogueira Karát , Love to you all, have a blessed day
@aim6613
@aim6613 4 жыл бұрын
"Tito that wasn't meant as a trick question... that wasn't meant to stump you. What are you doing in Portland?"
@neville-mladen9393
@neville-mladen9393 2 жыл бұрын
What an absolute legend Chael is, there's a real man for you
@JWW60
@JWW60 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody ever accused Tito of being smart.
@theronin365
@theronin365 8 ай бұрын
If you did he's so dumb he'd argue against you, lol
@ChessJitsu
@ChessJitsu 4 жыл бұрын
“I asked... Tito, what are you doing in Portland? And he started bumbling.” Lmao, def sounds like Tito
@tagootuesday6521
@tagootuesday6521 4 жыл бұрын
Chael is always so professional but he just can’t hide his disdain for the coward lol
@Vikashar
@Vikashar 4 жыл бұрын
I think Tito and Jones top Chael's shit list
@sourpatchkid87
@sourpatchkid87 4 жыл бұрын
Vikashar he despises them lol
@dannythomas1228
@dannythomas1228 4 жыл бұрын
Tito beat Chael in like 1 minute... He isn't looking to run that back
@tagootuesday6521
@tagootuesday6521 4 жыл бұрын
Danny Thomas watch your mouth you harlot
@dannythomas1228
@dannythomas1228 4 жыл бұрын
@@tagootuesday6521 lol.... It's true.... I love chael's stores .... Tito kicked his ass... He lost every big fight he has ever been in...
@Sixsoul
@Sixsoul 4 жыл бұрын
This story is Chael Sonnen to the highest of levels
@realsunwave
@realsunwave 4 жыл бұрын
Chael: "Hey Tito. What are you doing in Portland?" Tito: "That wine's already sounding like a violin...with that cheese and wine...ion know"
@colejohnson4188
@colejohnson4188 4 жыл бұрын
“What are you doing in Portland” “So there’s lions and jackeles”
@pinhead5558
@pinhead5558 4 жыл бұрын
Tito don’t want that work with Uncle Chael in the streets
@lisetteeliseparis7070
@lisetteeliseparis7070 4 жыл бұрын
No way.
@ElNiNjA246
@ElNiNjA246 4 жыл бұрын
@Livyatan melliveli do people realise chael tapped against tito lol
@robmock2296
@robmock2296 4 жыл бұрын
Pin head only thing bigger then Tito’s head is his ego
@pinhead5558
@pinhead5558 4 жыл бұрын
rob mock that’s a fact
@munkyzzb7504
@munkyzzb7504 4 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine Tito and Chael at the old folks home still fighting and Tito still taps.
@anthonydesrivieres7721
@anthonydesrivieres7721 4 жыл бұрын
Chael “to the highest of levels” Sonnen.
@23kc
@23kc 4 жыл бұрын
He said that when I was reading your comment 😂
@muhammadmudassir2441
@muhammadmudassir2441 4 жыл бұрын
Chael : hey tito, what are you doing in portland? Tito : YOUR'ER WELCOME
@ironeisen9912
@ironeisen9912 4 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo
@LaPatrialiberal
@LaPatrialiberal 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂💀
@StephenAMCook
@StephenAMCook 4 жыл бұрын
Chael: "Hey Tito. What are you doing in Portland?" Tito: "Wait. That's illegal"
@jackreynolds7947
@jackreynolds7947 4 жыл бұрын
“I TRAIN, ACTUALLY SIX DAYS A WEEK. FIVE DAYS A WEEK I’LL TRAIN THREE DAYS A WEEK. ONE OF THOSE DAYS I’LL TRAIN TWO DAYS OF THE WEEK. SO, SIX DAYS A WEEK I’LL BE TRAINING.”
@bgnr0107
@bgnr0107 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Mike-cy5jg
@Mike-cy5jg 4 жыл бұрын
Is that a legit quote? That might be one of the stupidest things I've read this week.
@Mike-cy5jg
@Mike-cy5jg 4 жыл бұрын
@Joe Sudz that's pretty fucking hilarious lol
@sdklsadsadlnsand6197
@sdklsadsadlnsand6197 4 жыл бұрын
Tito Ortiz is a true wordsmith
@JohnJohnson-rz3cp
@JohnJohnson-rz3cp 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget the ear pop at the end lol
@WillyIsCokey
@WillyIsCokey 4 жыл бұрын
Tito’s mortal enemy is THE English language. Tito: “How me question answer?”
@blg2006
@blg2006 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t like how he’s bashing Tito now but when Tito called him out his name he responded with a question. Granted he said he was mad cuz he took it but I would dial it down lol
@Thomas-fk3cw
@Thomas-fk3cw 4 жыл бұрын
It's hilarious that a 45 yr old pro athlete would say this on the street to another pro athlete who you made a ton of money with fighting in the past. No cameras, no hype, just a true eternally immature idiot saying that.
@Artofwar13225
@Artofwar13225 4 жыл бұрын
he is mortal enemy is also intelligence.
@70mjc
@70mjc 4 жыл бұрын
William except it’s not....
@dadadannn
@dadadannn 4 жыл бұрын
@JL-CptAtom he doesn't speak spanish though does he?
@assclownmcgraw5634
@assclownmcgraw5634 4 жыл бұрын
Ah, you finally found the kryptonite of Tito "The Wordsmith" Jameson.
@liamdoes8580
@liamdoes8580 4 жыл бұрын
Chael: "Hey tito what you doing in Portland?" Tito: "oh shit oh fuck sorry chael get away from me."
@matijasmiljanic9387
@matijasmiljanic9387 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahaha
@rileyblack7160
@rileyblack7160 4 жыл бұрын
"Hi, how are ya?" "Fuck, man, you got me."
@fucdalaw1
@fucdalaw1 4 жыл бұрын
lmmfao
@Funky_Ghost
@Funky_Ghost 4 жыл бұрын
Chael: "Hey Tito what are you doing in Portland?" Tito: "The King of the, Walken, bites his ear. She bugs all his food muhnbmmble..." Chael: "Zzzzzzzzzzzzz...."
@Alexanderthegreatdrummer
@Alexanderthegreatdrummer 2 жыл бұрын
6:07 I've never seen chael laugh that hard before lmao
@nolweezdubs1300
@nolweezdubs1300 4 жыл бұрын
“Hey Tito what are you doing in Portland” I can’t let you get close
@AlphaQHard
@AlphaQHard 4 жыл бұрын
Wrong guy 😂
@Genethagenius
@Genethagenius 4 жыл бұрын
Chael has consistently fought the absolute best in the world, and has been willing to fight those fighters on extremely short notice, for example that time with Jon Jones where it would have been something like a few days notice, so NO ONE can call him a “p*ssy”!!!! Smh...
@DMalek
@DMalek 4 жыл бұрын
Chael: "What are you doing in Portland?" Tito: "Isn't this where oregano is made?"
@bamadeadhead
@bamadeadhead 4 жыл бұрын
Daniel Malek DAMN this is pretty funny too👍🏼😆👍🏼
@joshhernandez5069
@joshhernandez5069 4 жыл бұрын
Also, he pronounces it like the state, "Ora-GAHN-o"
@thepunk1019
@thepunk1019 4 жыл бұрын
I pissed myself 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ganfiteatro96
@ganfiteatro96 5 ай бұрын
Underrated comment 😂😂
@jrvane11
@jrvane11 4 жыл бұрын
Love your stories, as well as your insight into the MMA world, Chael! BTW, I was very disappointed when you wound up in Anderson's triangle. You were kicking his ass the whole fight.
@nentihaiudittu
@nentihaiudittu 4 жыл бұрын
if you’ve ever heard Tito talking, his brain going into overdrive and explode after a simple question like that one isn’t hard to imagine
@zachk8305
@zachk8305 4 жыл бұрын
If anyone wanna hear some of Tito's poetry, look up Tito Ortiz: Wordsmith
@louiscounts6700
@louiscounts6700 4 жыл бұрын
Just watched it. That was hard to watch 😂😂😂 he just stumbles on his words. He doesn’t make any sense. 😂
@donaldmattos1759
@donaldmattos1759 4 жыл бұрын
I can't even watch that LOL I feel too bad for the guy
@AnDyPCLAM
@AnDyPCLAM 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god hahaha
@voy6r
@voy6r 4 жыл бұрын
I just watched it and it was the funniest thing I've ever seen. THANK YOU
@seanmoore6930
@seanmoore6930 4 жыл бұрын
Only one Chael Sonnen
@blackhaloful
@blackhaloful 4 жыл бұрын
That old dude on the left looks like my grandmother, but sounds like Ringo.
@bonkerzmonkerz112
@bonkerzmonkerz112 4 жыл бұрын
He's an English boxing/MMA journalist called Gareth A Davies. One of the best in the business. He's covered combat sports for about 40 years and would be great on Rogan's podcast even though he's definitely got an old woman look about him.
@Andi88T
@Andi88T 4 жыл бұрын
@@bonkerzmonkerz112 thanks for educating that idiot. Very disrespectful to say that, about such a highly regarded journalist
@thesuperheroteacher6101
@thesuperheroteacher6101 4 жыл бұрын
Dude that was hilarious
@Vetti2X
@Vetti2X 4 жыл бұрын
hahaha
@TheBigKing0
@TheBigKing0 4 жыл бұрын
6:15 You heard it hear first. Chael only goes for married women
@AT-qu2bz
@AT-qu2bz 4 жыл бұрын
He's the James Bond we don't deserve
@mikesch7672
@mikesch7672 4 жыл бұрын
Chael: "hey Tito, whatcha doing in Portland?" Tito: ".......I like turtles!"
@soey.carter4126
@soey.carter4126 Жыл бұрын
“Tito that wasn’t meant as a trick question…”🤣🤣
@LearningWithSuj
@LearningWithSuj 4 жыл бұрын
I love it when Chael talks about Tito ! :) A rematch between Chael and Tito is up there with Khabib and Tony for me (that includes all the pre-fight pressers)
@rexstout8177
@rexstout8177 4 жыл бұрын
"Verbally assaulted" The American gangster missed out on a career in policing.
@ashrafsahdan5606
@ashrafsahdan5606 4 жыл бұрын
1:17 Chael's impression of Tito speaking jackal language.
@Frankyboywien
@Frankyboywien 4 жыл бұрын
I hope mojahed takes this for his videos 😂😂😂
@sumd6058
@sumd6058 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm a square" LOL. I get called that all the time and it's always by someone that has been to jail at least once.
@jamieechevarria7750
@jamieechevarria7750 3 жыл бұрын
God I love this man. Never change Chael Sonnen
@jamesgao7111
@jamesgao7111 4 жыл бұрын
When tito said "ugh-mhhgguug-hgmpmmhphp" *I felt that*
@Crispynuggets28
@Crispynuggets28 4 жыл бұрын
Recycled from the Stipe Miocic video. How pathetic. I never thought i would catch one of you pathetic clout chasing weirdos in the act. Yet hear you are.
@jeffadams5246
@jeffadams5246 4 жыл бұрын
Uncle Chael made Tito verbally tap in under a minute... Still undefeated & undisputed to this day.
@Footy5sPOV
@Footy5sPOV 4 жыл бұрын
Chael P, man I remember watching this guys interviews way back and thinking he's the most entertaining fighter I have ever seen outside of the ring and he still is!! Love from England
@atrain9600
@atrain9600 4 жыл бұрын
Lots of content to catch up on as well. But lookin forward to it as well. Never a dull moment listening to an intelligent breakdown or hearing the opinions and facts from such a credible standpoint. Wish I knew you had a channel when it came about. I just luckily stumbled on it after watching some old fights. Always been a favorite fighter of mine. It's cool to see the other side when you're not just talking to hype up a fight. I watch this show now every single day and go further and further back. Not one bad show yet.
@kentanthony79
@kentanthony79 2 жыл бұрын
I sparred Tito back in 04. He's always been cool in my book. But everyone has their own experiences
@ΑναστάσιοςΠαπαζαχαρίου
@ΑναστάσιοςΠαπαζαχαρίου 2 жыл бұрын
Everybody has someone with whom they just can't get along no matter what. Chael and Tito are like that
@hulk-rogan1139
@hulk-rogan1139 4 жыл бұрын
As mortal kombat once said, "FINISH HIM"
@jontest5718
@jontest5718 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen more Chael interviews than fights. This dude is like a less troubled Mike Tyson. Almost more intriguing as a personality than a fighter.
@garytakvorian6204
@garytakvorian6204 4 жыл бұрын
Completely surprised at the end. Always enjoyed Chael's entertaining thoughts on things, but didn't expect what seemed to be a "fear of God", a proper respect for marriage and a clear (doubled-down) rejection of porn. Liked him a lot. Now, love him (like a brother!). Proud of you, Chael. Not an easy way to be in the circles you roam in!
@gareth2736
@gareth2736 2 жыл бұрын
Think the question surprised Chael enough that he broke character and just gave his natural response. Nice.
@FrancyFam7
@FrancyFam7 Жыл бұрын
Same
@sixpooI
@sixpooI 4 жыл бұрын
Chael: "What are you doing in Portland?" Tito: "Well, so is your FACE!"
@user-bw6ig2mb5d
@user-bw6ig2mb5d 4 жыл бұрын
Tito has CARPAL TUNNEL from tapping so much
@cjangelo7517
@cjangelo7517 4 жыл бұрын
Legend has it to this day the sound of Tito tapping reverberates through the streets of Portland. He was never the same after that...
@jordanweller7485
@jordanweller7485 4 жыл бұрын
See Jay Tito tapped out to the question “What are you doing in Portland?” No need for a trilogy, 2-0 for the bad guy.
@cjangelo7517
@cjangelo7517 4 жыл бұрын
@@jordanweller7485 undefeated. undisputed
@Dennell_Mount_and_Blade
@Dennell_Mount_and_Blade 4 жыл бұрын
He got PTSD from that question by Chael. Poor Tito.
@jay-xe3kl
@jay-xe3kl 4 жыл бұрын
Tito: Disparages on ones ability to generate income using their mouth. Chael: OK great.
@youngdaffyduckthethird155
@youngdaffyduckthethird155 4 жыл бұрын
Cheal: what are you doing in Portland? Tito: The 131 year old Jackal will drink sour wine.
@Trap0999
@Trap0999 4 жыл бұрын
it'll be sounding like a violin
@PakiFighter
@PakiFighter 4 жыл бұрын
Violin with cheese
@Komodokhan148
@Komodokhan148 10 ай бұрын
Tito Ortiz's brain is so scrambled he forgot why he was in Portland. 😂
@EASTSIDERIDER707
@EASTSIDERIDER707 4 жыл бұрын
He wouldn’t dare if they were on the mean streets of West Lin.
@AiTiredBoss
@AiTiredBoss 4 жыл бұрын
I think Chael just verbally beat up Tito so bad that they are 1-1 now. Chael is funniest when he talks about his opponents especially Tito EDIT: You right, I don't know what i was thinking Chael definitely has more victories over that sore loser Tito + undefeated
@Smootharistocrat
@Smootharistocrat 4 жыл бұрын
Chael is up 2-1. Press conference before their fight, Chael killed Tito on the mic. Tito beat Chael In the cage. Chael just killed him again with the Verbal match in Portland. Only Chael can pull off this Masterpiece.
@robertchflynn
@robertchflynn 4 жыл бұрын
@@Smootharistocrat I recall posting at the time that he got so verbally beat down that no one will actually care about the fight results later on. I think that's the case...
@mieshatatesfartbox7155
@mieshatatesfartbox7155 4 жыл бұрын
TheIrishAreBack Chael also beat Tito on his birthday when they were in college. Tito was HIGHLY butthurt about that
@KP-st6gi
@KP-st6gi 4 жыл бұрын
Chael 3-0. Tito tapped
@Randybutternubz
@Randybutternubz 4 жыл бұрын
4-0 chael beat him in wrestling when they were young, beat him in the press conference, then Tito tapped in the fight, then chael beat him again in this verbal exchange. He's the goat
@deathmachine808
@deathmachine808 4 жыл бұрын
Never stop trashing Tito.
@PGO_Gaming
@PGO_Gaming 4 жыл бұрын
This is among the best channels on KZbin, period.
@arran9800
@arran9800 4 жыл бұрын
Was just waiting for chael to say that he dropped Tito's buddy, got in a stance then shouted at tito "I can't let you get close"
@mrlovebone4912
@mrlovebone4912 4 жыл бұрын
That last question caught Chael off guard to the highest of levels.
@lion-heart6948
@lion-heart6948 4 жыл бұрын
Have to say tito got balls for walking up on a guy who just happens to have the Largest arms in west linn oregon.
@jesiah391
@jesiah391 4 жыл бұрын
Chael is fucking hilarious sometimes ...”luckily I asked him a question that exploded his mind” LMAO
@sicotic2897
@sicotic2897 8 ай бұрын
This buddy Joel is a friend every man needs. Respect fella
@brettaitkins3631
@brettaitkins3631 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is a champion 🏆 never been hit once ... never lost a round
@frasert8779
@frasert8779 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly though I always thought Tito looked so terrified in fights, he seemed like he truly struggled with paralyzing fear while fighting, even though he was great I don’t think that’s something some people get over
@andytieu604
@andytieu604 4 жыл бұрын
My word, that last question caught me off guard as it did Chael 😂😂
@ctastrophe
@ctastrophe 4 жыл бұрын
The highlight of Tito's career has been fans looking to get an autographed picture and handing him certain stills from Jenna's artistic expressions.
@Roo986
@Roo986 4 жыл бұрын
Lol ..... I've got a hamburger shot that needs scribbling on
@PakiFighter
@PakiFighter 4 жыл бұрын
Chael: "What are you doing in Portland?" Tito: «There was a lion in Africa with a big giant mane.»
@joonpak
@joonpak 4 жыл бұрын
Chael: Hey, Tito, what are you doing in Portland? Tito: This is Portland?!
@KO_Junkie
@KO_Junkie 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@BRAINFxck10
@BRAINFxck10 4 жыл бұрын
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