A thoroughly unhinged game of The Sims 4: Smash or Pass

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[@snailrat]

The "you are a minor" to an adult immediately followed by "you are a dog" to a CAT I am in fact screaming

[@Akanesatu]

" you are a dog " * drags an obviously obvious cat icon to the minor category * Classic

[@clarelg]

literally came to the comments to see who else was laughing at that bit

[@spookeymo]

timestamp pls

[@dorotanoga9024]

@@clarelg SAAAAMEEEE

[@natlie7116]

@@spookeymo a few seconds after 6:06

[@hop_yoanna]

i laughed so hard at that i had to take a break from the video 🤣

[@ac_istootired]

the amount of adults jesse put under the children category 😂

[@lambfully]

Homegirl was takin' NO chances! 🤣

[@tiiamaria_]

i was just going to comment the same thing but your comment was the second one i read 😂

[@leratoloyal7981]

I was screaming 😹

[@BoxOKittens]

when you reach a certain age, people in their young twenties look like they need to be attending grade school lol

[@lovesplus3879]

@@BoxOKittens that age was 24 for me.

[@vincentbaker869]

She put SO MANY young adult sims in "Literally a minor", including some who are married with children (And also my favorite townie, Paka'a Uha). Tbh I really think this speaks to what a terrible job EA did visually differentiating between adults and teenagers. The "auto-shorter teens" mod is a life-saver for me for realism, even if it does make some of the animations between sims a little funky.

[@troberts1]

Yes, all the young adults in the minors was a very funny aspect of the video. Didn't understand the choice of Dirk Dreamer the most. He's the least teen looking out of everyone, but I think I "get" some of her choices. But I'm mostly replying because I love Paka'a, too! Even though I don't serially marry him anymore, I always spot him instantly whether I'm playing or watching someone play.

[@truckasaurusb25]

@@troberts1 Dirk was a teen in the Sims 2, she's maybe thinking about that

[@Justsapasserby8586]

@@troberts1 I love Uha too! I think he is literally beauty! Apart from Uha, I also love Lou the werewolf and Erwin from StrangerVille, cause I love cray cray character Lol

[@pietrofattorello]

she put Makoa Kealoha in the children category, I feel like it was lowkey just a joke not her actually thinking they were kids 😂 otherwise I'm concerned

[@averyeml]

Lmao I agree- when my sims become teens they often get their final full outfit makeover they’re ever gonna get and they wear the same clothes till they die because, like, they already look fully grown, what’s the point?

[@cicelyamelia]

THE HAIR THE VIBES THE LOOK ARE IMMACULATE

[@Quiteinfamous]

Truly! That was not first thought 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

[@Kate-vk8he]

Literally my first thought was "holy shit her hair is awesome. she a got a new cut? good for her good for her" ❤

[@Anjel1e]

Oh! I. Glad to know I'm not the only one loving her hair.

[@aliceisaperson]

Someone remind Jesse that the Calientes are actually adults in the sims 4

[@thalianaruiz3521]

There are a few adults in Jesse's minor category which I found amusing tbh

[@oscarkamala]

half of the minors weren’t even minors lol

[@awkwarddante]

@@thalianaruiz3521 Better safe than sorry?

[@MkatSims]

No because she always mentions that its weird and creepy that Don Lothario is dating Katrina and her daughters, but he and the daughters are the same age! KATRINA is the one chasing a younger man.

[@HeboEstel]

I literally opened my game and checked because I was like "how did I not notice they were teens?" lmaoo

[@lavendernoodlecoffee]

Jess refusing to take any chances on any minor looking adults is what more adults need 😂

[@ChubbyLittleMouse]

an asexual's version of sims 4 smash or pass was not on my bingo card for this month, but im here for it.

[@CodyGissel]

As an asexual I 100% resonated with this video, especially the Smash potato bit 😂

[@NicxCoay]

@@CodyGissel Same! I felt very seen by this vid, lol. It was fun.

[@silentsong5397]

as an asexual i’d let caleb vatore do things to me ok

[@Anali2197]

I wish nothing more than to be able to say "I've never seen this man in my life" about Thorne Bailey. That man is the bane of my existence.

[@RyenixYT]

was searching for this comment

[@Roserae16]

Hate him so much. Absolutely infuriating.

[@verytrusfrated]

You could say he's a thorn in your side

[@MsMostDepressed]

Also when Jesse said "he looks absolutely toxic!", hell yeah he does 🤮

[@daisyksx]

he’s dead in my current save, bless neighbourhood stories 💖

[@Eltuine]

As a fellow asexual, I love the absurdity of an ace smash or pass based purely on vibes and chaos.

[@Cuddlefeeesh]

6:09 Jesse: *puts cat in pass* Jesse: you are a dog

[@scincidae]

Jesse sliding a cat into the minor category yelling "THAT IS A DOG" had me rolling

[@SyntheticWitch]

When you put Bella and Mortimer next to each other in "smash" I just thought to myself "yeah, 100% Mortimer would come up to me in a bar and be like 'hi, me and my wife really like your energy...'" And the fucked up thing is I'd probably be okay with it

[@zeldawolff358]

I would totally smash both of the Goth spouses simultaneously lol. They're so cool and kinda remind me of the Addams Family

[@lateoclock4281]

The definition of "smash" as wanting to eat mashed potatoes with someone is fantastic and I wouldn't have it any other way.

[@happyjellycatsquid]

The only problem is that I think the one thing I want less than sex is actually eating mashed potatoes so 😆

[@liv5477]

“You look like an American tory” killed me because that must be why that sim has always activated my fight or flight

[@pjesekburek1593]

I was SHOCKED when Jesse put Akira in pass, he's always my baby daddy i love this man!!!

[@auntiem0thman]

He always makes pretty babies whenever I choose him 😍

[@mellonlord4616]

Yes. That was my only real disagreement. Though I think it's funny that as someone not asexual my smash list would be far shorter I respected her decisions. Except Akira. I particularly agreed with smash lovingly on Johnny Zest. If you give him a makeover Johnny can be super cute and I love a sense of humor.

[@TishSimish]

Saaame😂😂😂

[@rosvokisu]

Akira is the best, I recently deleted all townies from my save (because I wanted a refresh and replaced them with ones from the gallery) but I just couldn't bring myself to delete Akira

[@mintyfawn]

He's sooo mean to my sim that he married! He got jealous when she was talking to their kids!?!? Instant hate ever since T_T

[@unapologeticallylizzy]

"Being an asexual making sexual jokes is top tier humour for me because it ain't gon' happen" I... cannot tell you how much I relate to this. 😂

[@amysliger1279]

Dude, your hair is cool AF. Very rock and roll. Suits you very well.

[@meeomelovescookiesandhisto459]

Jesse's hairstylist is a rockstar. Every time there's new hair I'm so envious and want to have the exact same hair. Also cannot describe the horror I felt when I saw cats and kids on the list and then the ensuing delight I had when i heard all of your judgements.

[@sirgaykrovos]

"I think the real tragic clown are the mental illnesses we got on the way.... oH MY GOD- I GREW UP TO BE THE TRAGIC CLOWN!!" - McNamara, Jessie (2022) im crying jskadbjasdf we are all the tragic clown

[@simi_xd4990]

this was extremely hard to follow, not because of how fast you decide (we love a decisive queen) but because the townies to choose from weren't visible half the time and when you dragged them in the category, when they weren't at the end but somewhere in the middle I never knew who you picked :// maybe next tier list you could put a highlight around the mouse cursor? It would help a lot! or just make the lower part visible to the viewer, thank you ♥

[@amidnightblue]

i also found it hard to follow. i was constantly rewinding to try to see who it was.

[@audynro]

“A lot of autistic people are mentally ill” I said “me” at the same time as Jesse. Your hair is goooorgeous you’re so stunning lovey

[@CodyGissel]

I literally also made the same Taylor Swift reference that she did there 😂

[@Fragmented_Mask]

"Matt Hancock would like the Nancy Landgraab experience" was an incredible line.

[@Jessica117171717]

"I grew up to be the tragic clown 😩" had me rolling, because girl same!!!

[@Alicapy]

omg real quick I just wanna say this look is EVERYTHING??? Perfect for autumn/winter

[@piperbird7193]

Whenever I decide I might actually want a kid in the sims I go track down Akira Kibo. The only other sim I really like is Simon Scott, but he's married and I am not a home wrecker.

[@auntiem0thman]

Akira Kibo and Lou Howell are mine. Lou looks like every guy I had a crush on in high school and my fiancé is bald so I live through my Sims a little 🤭🤣

[@rachael5300]

You must be the only Simmer who isn't a homewrecker. *Makoa from Sulani has entered the chat*

[@piperbird7193]

@@rachael5300 It just makes me feel guilty. I only go for single Sims.

[@cihojuda]

I get haircuts so infrequently that the first week is always me loading my whole hand with shampoo before i realize i only need a bit and being like "FECK" because it can't go back in the bottle

[@bookcat123]

…this is me

[@plumdutchess]

You're only supposed to watch your scalp, though. So the amount of shampoo should stay the same. When you rinse out the shampoo, the lengths of your hair get cleaned. Using shampoo on the ends is too drying. Now conditioner is another story.

[@bookcat123]

@@plumdutchess You’ve never had long hair, have you?

[@taylorjohnson3965]

Man I am *still* waiting for that “lore update” to come out, and I hope they don’t think that redesigning the Goth family counts as a job finished. I mean ffs, the Caliente and Landgraab families are still entirely detached from their original storylines, and we still have all of those background characters that came with Get Famous that don’t even look like themselves. Not to mention they didn’t rewrite the Goths or redo their house, they just gave them a makeover which anyone on the gallery could’ve done in under an hour.

[@ghostlykelp]

The ‘you are a dog’ while moving a cat to the minor category has me crying 😭

[@junetunes3797]

This video culminating in "I grew up to be the tragic clown" was absolutley amazing. Glad to witness such a relatable moment!

[@elizabethwillingham4610]

Please sort the sims 4 townies into their hog warts houses 😂😂

[@erikoinenuori]

YES! I'd love to see a video like this!

[@thesoyangel8243]

Omg yes

[@Shadow8Star]

Yeah dude! She is the expert after all.

[@VultureSkins]

Big agree !

[@YanelArez]

6:09 - "You are a dog" *moves a cat*

[@troberts1]

I don't think you missed any minors, it's the number of young adults in the minor category that's hilarious. XD I'm gonna count those as just a straight pass. Dirk Dreamer, though, out of all the Sims who could look like a teen, he really doesn't. hahaha Anyway, very amusing!

[@treethief4987]

Missed Gemma Charm who is a teen

[@troberts1]

@@treethief4987 Ah, I don't have Realm of Magic, so I missed her. Well, I missed knowing she was a teen. She's doesn't come across as very teen-like to me, at least in her little portrait.

[@treethief4987]

@@troberts1 I get it. She had very witchy looks.

[@deadeyeguys]

to be fair dirk dreamer was a teen in ts2 if i remember right, so i totally get it coming from that angle. id probably be the same lol

[@rawchicken3790]

@@deadeyeguys that makes sense, but lilith and angela were also teens in the sims 2 and both made it into smash/pass - I think it’s mostly to do the game horrendously differentiating the two ages.

[@oldbeef8103]

plumbellas reoccuring delusion that the calientes are teens in the sims 4 makes me dieeee

[@leviathan4330]

I love that Jesse took NO chances with the youngins 😂 If you even give a young vibe, I'm not touching it

[@Kate09090]

After she changed the meaning of “smash” to “eating dehydrated potatoes with”, it’s hilarious to still go with the “pass on this sim because they’re a minor” idea.

[@RaiPhantom]

"being an asexual making sexual jokes is top humour for me" oh that's a mood

[@urlocalomniouspresence]

When I saw the tab name for the tier list I knew it was the one I made a little while after Cottage Living came out. I posted my personal tier list of the townies on the sims 4 subreddit and I think I made them all hate me for two days. Also, I named two of the tiers on mine "made me question my asexuality" and "reaffirmed my asexuality".

[@heg203]

The hair looks great, bestie!!

[@sarahsavannah3960]

The hair is GIVING, hen! I love it!

[@changingmind3248]

Starting to wonder if anyone around here still has any functioning hinges left - certainly not me.

[@abbysimpson2101]

I am LIVING for your hairstyle

[@8xBaNaaNx8]

"I bet some people would really benefit from a nancy landgraab experience" is truly the mood and I need it on my gravestone when I die

[@LottePea]

As an asexual I feel represented in this madness of Smash or Pass fever that has been going on, thank you very much Jesse 😂

[@fourcupschai]

I don't know why it took me so long to find you but I'm happy I did! I need captions on at all times but it adds to the chaos and I love it 🤣

[@okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

As a fellow ace, playing games like smash or pass or fmk is such a fun experience bc we come up with the most unhinged reasons for our choices

[@cloeox1475]

The pout after the "I grew up to be the tragic clown" has me screaming

[@addib9789]

Omg, Jesse. I can not physically explain how much I LOVE your laugh. It genuinely puts me in such a good mood :) (also I love the hair

[@bigdadbeefsticks]

I feel like with each video Plumbella slowly morphs further into Eddi Munson. Like, I've thought that for a moment now, but it's like it all of a sudden hit me. You look good bb 🖤

[@lgtbz]

never seen anybody PASSED on akira kibo that fast before this is crimes against humanity

[@beckkelly1273]

I’m some form of ace but Bella is also an insta-smash! Also you look so COOL! The perm and color really suit you!

[@thunDaClap01]

"my standards are high!!" *puts don lothario in smash* 🤨

[@nikakosirati6103]

Not me absolutely dying laughing by myself outside watching this when you say “pass, I feel judged through the screen” I had to take a double take, ilys you are a true comedian in my book 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

[@easytokeepquiet]

JESSE YOUR HAIR LOOKS AMAZING my jaw literally dropped when i saw it the vibes are incredible

[@bingmybong9257]

The hair and attitude is giving Eddie Munson and I don't know if that was a conscious decision but it sure is here now babes!

[@instrumentothemuses]

your hair actually is a whole vibe its giving absolutely EVERYTHING it actually looks like a wolf-cut kind of mullet which is so cool & something i've always wanted. Either way I love it 🥰

[@AMNmrrll]

Eliza in my current save is just constantly trying to get Bob in bed. also, in code: My parents were bad liars.

[@gabyrocha4467]

I love the hair, and the shirt

[@gabyrocha4467]

When you put up the green screen and it was just kayla's face I was like 😅 oh not the smash or pass I thought it was gonna be

[@ZaraRos]

Would love to see this done with Sims 2 townies!!! 🤩🤩🤩

[@kylaping4429]

Yes!!

[@kacie_exe]

the amount of full on adults in the minor section is SENDING me

[@eddsworth1888]

Absolutely LOVE your hair!!! Been thinking about getting a wolfcut/mullet and a perm myself for a long time now and you've almost convinced me to do it, it looks so good!

[@macthemooshroom]

i love the hair so so much, by far my favorite hair of yours thus far

[@macthemooshroom]

it's giving Eddie Munson

[@rivervvitch]

the amount of adults you put in the literal minor category has me laughing so hard and the way you didn’t catch that Gemma Charm is actually a literal minor lmaoooo i loved this video

[@roraundercover]

"i don't know who you are" that's the dirk dreamer we have at home

[@mythics102]

jesse: I’m gonna take you through my train of thought *picture of Kayla*

[@spacecloud6979]

I just want to say that your hair looks incredible! It really suits you, frames your face nicely and the colour really brings out the colour of your eyes :)

[@theiaxo]

your eddie munson transformation is complete.

[@theiaxo]

and is serving, mind you

[@suz3787]

your hairstyle is giving joan jett! it looks amazing, hun x

[@billy_romeo]

Your hair looks freaking incredible, I think it's my favorite of your hair styles and colors ever ! Love it so so much, suits your face and vibe amazingly I find

[@daphnia9664]

jesse saying "a child" like that vine

[@Tuti-yx8tm]

The hair is giving Eddie from Stranger Things AND I LOVE IT💖💕

[@puppym_arcus]

30 seconds in and i will say, the perm is iconic and it suits you incredibly well jesse!! i love it

[@sixyellowwalls]

Okay the first thing I thought when I saw the thumbnail is “wow I LOV Jesse’s hair ackshuly” so SLAY

[@victoriasterling.]

As a fellow asexual.....this is the content I'm looking for

[@creamy_melon]

i am so obsessed w your hair OMG. im also still very obsessed with your kit. i love it.

[@jenna_momo]

“I’ve never seen this guy in my life” - it’s Thorne Bailey- That’s some King shit there, Jess!😂

[@MsNikkieMichelle]

“I wanna know the ride you’d take me on.” Omg I feckin’ adore you, lol. Love your humor and wit. You are fantastically fantastical, lovie.

[@AbiRose539]

Could do with this for Sims 2 (I mean- we all know Sims 3 sims are just all collectively pudding faced lmao)

[@rachael5300]

How can you say this when Rafael Striker of Bridgeport exists?!

[@AbiRose539]

@@rachael5300 I had to google him and honestly this is probably the most unique Sims 3 sim I've seen yet. Although he does look a little plastic in the face I'm sorry-

[@torrent3481]

your hair looks fun and wild. i love how the colors mix. reminds me of smoldering embers. i usually don't like hair that's dyed red but, it's too on point to not like.

[@gosi_brzydkie_tatuaze]

So I have a really strange relationship with Lana McKinnon as she was my beloved wife in my first ever play of the sims 4. I literally start crying everytime I see her, remembering she was my wife. I sing sometimes „my love look me in the eyes tell me that youre mine”. And it hurt, oh hurt so badly seeing Plumbella saying „A CHILD” and putting her in a minor section. IT IS NOT A CHILD she is my love🥺 and also In game she’s an adult, right before going into elder

[@CFlower323]

She kept Greg off this list because she's afraid of the truth.

[@frikoffmom]

The casual "I'm not into that actually" and a zoom in on two cats is KILLING ME

[@jewelwheeler7567]

Your videos are literally so comforting, thank you❤️

[@roseheart3709]

I LOVE THE HAIR SM! it’s the first thing i noticed and i was like omfg it’s so good

[@ErinnPG]

J Huntington the Third is 1000000% an American Tory and I'm glad someone had the courage to say it

[@indeboss]

11:32 she really called one of the hottest male sims from TS4 (Makoa Kealoha), that also has toddler, a child 😭

[@idratherbe_inspace5430]

I LOVE the hair, it's so cute and fun. The color and the way you have it styled is *chef's kiss*

[@shortcakefairyy]

i love the hair!!

[@ashes_fall5163]

I have adhd and my brain is all over the shop but for some reason my brain shuts up for the 17 mins of this video and ir was the most perfect thing I’ve ever experienced especially bc it’s one in the morning rn

[@Marley95Wawa]

that hair colour is GORGEOUS, you look so good

[@keppakappa5033]

your hair is always nice imo but the colour and perm suit you so well!!

[@olemonqueeno8684]

LOVE your hair! Idk how to explain it but it's the kinda style that makes you smile

[@NectereYT]

Your hair is giving me the best 70s shag style. I recently cut my hair like that and I love it because its effortless. Love your vids! ***Shag is a hairstyle

[@AllisonLSaysSup]

Now THIS is the type of content I subbed for. Also pls the hair is too good

[@mel_ooo]

i love the hair!! one of my fav looks so far

[@jvseventeen]

I will probably have to add to this but imma write it now before I forget: Your hair looks amazing, I definitely like it. I agree with the whole "first couple days/weeks of a new haircut" opinion because recently I got my hair cut the shortest it's ever been and the first 3 days I was like "oh god, it's too short, I hate it".. but now it's the best and I'm only upset about how fast my hair grows back lol

[@Bookmaster007]

Jesse: I hate all the GT townies. Also Jesse: chooses to smash Marcus Flex. XD

[@theanaas]

When i saw your hair i thought ”THATS What i want!”. Love it

[@phoenixmaemind]

This is honestly just an 18 minute video showcasing that the teen and young adult life stages are way too similar in the game lol

[@me1123581321]

I love your new hair!!! There's so much color and depth!! I wish I could do something like that