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@RamonerdnaАй бұрын
the fact that instead of stopping 9-11 he just skipped it is phenomenal
@uosdwisrdewoh418Ай бұрын
You dont know what facts are
@squidthingАй бұрын
George and Bandar would have found a way to make it happen anyway.
@dandyspacedandyАй бұрын
in fairness thats a lot of work, whats he supposed to do, fix every single tragedy?
@birbin2443Ай бұрын
9/11 happened in 2001, he wouldve been like 5 years old
@air_durnellАй бұрын
“Please be an empty bottle of flying pills” took me OUT lmao
@toothfairy10133Ай бұрын
the best advice i could give to my teenage self is "get more fucking sleep"
@swain-Ix1tvАй бұрын
are you sure? this might finally be the thing to make me stop staying up until like 2 am (i have to get up at 6)
@toothfairy10133Ай бұрын
@@swain-Ix1tv i am incredibly sure holy shit please get more fucking sleep
@ricebeansrockroll882Ай бұрын
True, but I also know better people tried to give me that advice and I would still not listen. Prolly "don't date David"
@sleepyrose69Ай бұрын
@@swain-Ix1tvokay speaking as someone who until like 2022 slept very late and woke up super early, god yes 😭 i sympathize w people who consistently get less than 8hrs: idc, i’ll skip out on schoolwork, studying early is worth it because every day i get good sleep is like the best day of my life. it’s like insanely fun. it is so so fun and worth it aside from “health benefits” SCREW THOSE!! SLEEP IS JUST A FUN PASTTIME
@sleepyrose69Ай бұрын
@@swain-Ix1tvlike sometimes you will get 8hrs on a weekday and wake up and go :D ohhh i love my life, and some days when u get to sleep later on weekends (12/1am or 11) you wake up just at the cusp of 7 and you see the cold light of the sky stream through your blinded windows and the room is nice and chilly and youre like holy fuck this is the best day of my life and peacefully go back to bed and let me tell you right now buster? it’s the bomb every time.
@GdoubleWBАй бұрын
Won’t go into too much detail, but the best that I could give my teenage self is “Heads up and good luck.”
@aneutralopinion1712Ай бұрын
Bro got hit by random flying debris and it ruins his life
@sylverspring6314Ай бұрын
My favorite part was “no ew not to me.” I could almost HEAR the your mom joke
@Jaxos050Ай бұрын
the butterfly effect but by an unknowable dork is a compelling bit
@timingisperfectАй бұрын
My favorite part is that I already knew which words we couldn't say anymore
@EricTheKartoonKingАй бұрын
The question is, which one is making a comeback? 😂
@ChristmasPterodactylАй бұрын
@@EricTheKartoonKingThe Q one, I guess?
@swain-Ix1tvАй бұрын
@@EricTheKartoonKingqueer probably
@funnylittlecreatureАй бұрын
@@swain-Ix1tvOh, I assumed it was the r slur! Given that the kids on tiktok are using it to insult autistic people again.
@jackmanistan5520Ай бұрын
@@funnylittlecreatureyeah and he brings that up again
@Chief667Ай бұрын
Great job recording/ cleaning up this. It's super hard to record a live show like this and you have done a great job
@nolan_8Ай бұрын
That was a perfect rag-doll collapse XD
@rockyxbautista29 күн бұрын
This was incredibly well written. so tight and clever just an amazing joke-per-minute ratio.
@lonniecynthАй бұрын
“Please be an empty bottle of flying pills…” hahahahaha
@shunkelaАй бұрын
"Ew, not to me" 😂 trying to help but still will not empathize/ be there at all emotionally
@aneutralopinion1712Ай бұрын
I hope my adult self comes back with some advice right about now😟
@aaronclair4489Ай бұрын
The coworker goof is delightful
@cryptiecreepАй бұрын
This is magical
@DeathnoteBBАй бұрын
It’s funny a Georgian era fashion trend is coming back
@wafflesthearttoad6916Ай бұрын
I think I’d just tell myself to make a habit of washing my face with soap every night.
@IkajoАй бұрын
Considering pimples are caused by hormones, that won't help at all
@freya2093Ай бұрын
These are always so funny
@bustfree6812Ай бұрын
sup
@dandyspacedandyАй бұрын
the kinda confidence some dudes have to let themselves bald that much without shaving off all their hair is crazy to me. i damn well may end up losing my hair too some day, and my game plan has always been to go completely bald if i lose too much, just seems better to look like nick fury or lex luthor than to look like mr burns lmao
@AlexanderMordenАй бұрын
AJAB
@cosmicslime6234Ай бұрын
Maybe instead of making 2009-2011 more like 2024, we should make 2024 more like 2009-2011.
@funnylittlecreatureАй бұрын
_Hell_ no.
@sleepyrose69Ай бұрын
EW no
@MalcontentFlowerАй бұрын
Nostalgia is a poison.
@TwisterTornadoАй бұрын
Do you remember then? Everyone thought they were a triangle witch and that Lana del Rey might be "indie". It was stupid.