The Valedictorian Speech From A Slasher Movie - Corin Wells

[@hkkobayashi7657]

She sure does know a lot of details about the murder....

[@malaizze]

This is a Pamela situation isn’t it

[@smush4635]

She's a little suspicious...

[@MrSpikethefirst]

@@malaizze Im curious what that is a reference to

[@malaizze]

@@MrSpikethefirst it's a reference to the first Friday the Thirteenth movie. The killer was a woman named Pamela Vorhees and near the end she pretended to be a nice passer by to get close to the final girl and try to off her.

[@zitronentee]

So sus

[@Lolo50000]

In fairness, 10% of her class survived which means she's more qualified than the others for all those roles. Keep slayin

[@pedrogarcia8706]

Small class size

[@FrancisR420]

She is the 10%

[@neckbackcripplinganxietyattack]

Or Keep slashing

[@Bobb11881]

Very poor choice of words.

[@KoruDesuKa]

HA. Slayin… geddit?

[@TheAmityElf]

“He walked right past me and Jesus...” That’s great.

[@braechaldea2450]

When you're torn up inside over your classmates deaths BUT still able to drag each and every one of them because they all nasty

[@avajones6835]

No one is talking about how, to honor her fallen students, she chose to perform a song called GOOD RIDDANCE.

[@juliantapia1407]

Either she did it, or she literally was walking around wondering why even the killer was ignoring her existence.

[@lightfire7973]

She did mention that the killer looked at her and walked away so, she was alive by default because the killer didn't want to kill her ☠️

[@maladictbilbiomort2778]

Maybe the worst part isn't the fact her class was murdered. Maybe it was simply the fact that because she was valedictorian they canceled the graduation ceremony and she's giving this to an empty barn... and her parents who apparently didn't want to be there either.

[@mas8705]

*sees ending* Either she faked her death, or the killer decided it was more cruel to let her live after that speech.

[@lilygrace6605]

"Hi, I'm Ashlyn McAllister, your valedictorian by default"

[@sebour8179]

Yes, we watched the same video.

[@catcat5564]

I coulda sworn she said Slashlyn the first time i heard her.

[@kagitsune]

The truest Final Girl

[@lilygraceinyoface]

BRO MY NAME IS LILY GRACE AND I LOVE NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL HI???

[@felixmarques]

“what my *favourite* teacher referred to as” the writing is SO GOOD Corin my god

[@jacobgulliver878]

When you can't hear the performer over the laughter, you're a very good performer. Well done, Corin!

[@kisameherman708]

The police really need to look into her as a possible suspect. How is it she knows so much details about the murder?

[@felixmarques]

Because every single one happened in front of her. So lucky!

[@mas8705]

*picks up the severed head of the suspect in question* Police officer: How do you know so much about the ways the victims died?! Answer me!

[@NCRLouTenant]

Honestly, coming here at 6,666 views is so appropriate that I'm not worried there is someone in the woods outside my hou

[@alixa1091]

fuck, they got him

[@pembrokelove]

Yep he ded.

[@honeycombs8071]

op fucking died

[@bismuthcrystal9658]

Ha! Nice touch, there.

[@kiichirotanaka9377]

waiting for three more upvotes to leave it at 666

[@blackmagician7645]

May the fallen class be remembered: Hannah Locklear- head cheerleader(would be prom queen but ponytail tied to ceiling fan and ripped from her scalp) Bobby Bryce- class room clown/ everyones weed guy(dragged for miles by his penis which was shoved into the tailpipe of his dad's 85 Corvette) Quincy Maybury- football captain/ son of mayor Maybury(face ground into a meat grinder) Amanda Blasingame- head of bible club/ national honor society(chainsawed to death while hooking up with Bobby Bryce) Darius Newland- the black guy that everyone loves/ captain of the basketball team(the first to die) ......Ashlyn McCallister- the best of what was left/ class valedictorian by default(died after walking off stage of class graduation) May they rest in peace.🕍⚰🔩📿

[@dreamsicle3113]

I would watch this movie, no lie 😮

[@BingQilin]

@@dreamsicle3113 ikr it's like the bastard child of Jigsaw and Final Destination

[@Miskamouskamikumouse]

Thanks for this I cant read

[@secretninja247]

There actually is a horror film kinda like this. Someone’s penis gets tied to a car with clear thread. Then they scare a girl who drives off unaware in said car. I’m a girl but that was hard to watch 😂 another person gets squished to death by a spiked bunk bed, someone’s face gets deep fried and probably many other gruesome endings I’ve forgotten. I found it on KZbin years ago I think...camp something. It’s one of those films you find yourself questioning the whole way through of “why am I watching this!?” But like watch it to the end and years later watch the sequel when it’s recommended to you by the KZbin algorithm..thanks KZbin for scarring me for life 😂😂😂

[@bakabaka8235]

Don’t forget Ashlyn McCanister who got her eyes burned out with a curling iron

[@AmusementLabs]

She seems to be taking this rather well... Suspicious!

[@gardenagnostic]

she lost a few screws watching her entire class die right in front of her

[@TQM]

"Was I scared when the flesh-faced butcher looked me up and down, and said 'mehh'" LMAO she got rejected by a serial killer 😂😭

[@healinggrounds19]

Omg she has great timing! SNL needs to call her.

[@1Tako1]

If she was actually in a slasher film, I don't think she's would've been left alive because she's too pretty.

[@devforfun5618]

every girl is pretty on movies, she is probably suposed to be the ugly nerd that used glasses before becoming the prom queen

[@messedupdweeb]

I mean… that was her head at the end there, right?

[@burnttoast111]

No, slasher flicks are often moralist stories where the virgin is the one left alive. Jason and Michael Myers are kind of like incels.

[@JanecShannon]

If you watch this with captions on, it says "well-deserved applause" after she says "the best of what's left" 😂

[@robertdurbin502]

That might be my favorite so far

[@randomlink2770]

The funniest part is that the song she sings is called “Good Riddance”

[@ryanbarham8464]

When she said her last name, I kinda thought that the twist was going to be that she survived by setting up a series of booby-traps in the camp lodge that lit the Butcher's hair on fire.

[@alaynamarcus1038]

She’s honestly so talented

[@Runix1]

6:06 The girl screaming "I'm in love with her", what a mood

[@nopenope7937]

I don't watch a lot of slasher films but this was so hilarious! That solo sing and dance moment was gold

[@HeroG9000]

The valedictorian after covid

[@brook117]

She deserves to be in SNL

[@cryptidtwink7952]

She deserves better than SNL. SNL hasn't been good in years.

[@Death13Horseman]

No good perfomer deserves to be on SNL, that's just mean.

[@leegauntlett2144]

Holy fuck the acapella group at my school sang time of your life at my graduation, it was about the same quality

[@optimascrime5235]

The slide show had me dying on the floor with laughter 😂

[@wormonastring2750]

whoever captions these videos does an excellent job, (6:03) Well-deserved applause

[@madasahatter6485]

I did not notice that captions were available, thank you.

[@qut22vp83]

„...who is still ALIVE!“ 😂😂😂

[@QuillWorks]

Recently watched the season 2 finale of Game of Thrones where a bunch of white walkers walked right past Samwell and one even stares him in the eye and just passes by. Immediately thought of this and how the killer ignored her and had to come back to rewatch it.

[@d007ization]

Every horror movie I watch affords me at least one restless night but knowing the archetype so I could laugh at this skit (and the comments) has made it all worth it.

[@skyguy713]

Those 3 prints are always there.

[@BelleFlower15]

Every line of this made me laugh. That never happens.

[@sofiaescobar4455]

Spoiler Alert: That fake head rolling was the perfect ending lol.

[@michaeldeboer]

I thought that was a mask, revealing she was the killer with the flesh mask all along.

[@Chu_Nyanning]

2:30 I would love to actually see this animated where her and Jesus are witnessing the murder happen on the beach in the style of that popular story 💀

[@syra1541]

what a college essay this would be

[@graceryan6349]

6:03 Some very supportive captions there. I agree!

[@hawktalon7890]

I love this KZbin channel.

[@lewisbarclay9113]

I kind of headcanon that she knew fully well what was happening, and tried to warn her classmates that they will be killed if they have sex because 'everybody' that has sex at this lake dies. They didn't listen to her so she just gave up and banked that the killer wasn't going to kill someone making smores.

[@sirgouda623]

The subtitles at the end: Well deserved applause

[@princeorion84]

I love the touch of the black guy being killed first. So true, nowadays they fix it, but in some cases it is still so true.

[@spyrex9986]

Yeah, nowadays he gets killed third or even fourth, we've made so much progress

[@morahSDG]

The Corin Wells videos I've been getting in my recommendation videos lately have been giving me LIFE.

[@tuber33]

Hilarious, especially since we all grew up on those flicks. Well executed!

[@tomtensecretlanguage9273]

This lady is BRILLANT!

[@RobinsTaste]

I'm SO happy that this channel exist!

[@giovannivelazquez3684]

Ok out of all the ones I’ve seen from this channel this one was by far THE BEST!!!!

[@jaschabull2365]

So, somehow Bobby got away when the murderer attacked him and Brianna? He didn't get killed with the chainsaw somehow. Also, a slasher villain looked at a minority and said, "nah"? I bet Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees felt his forehead the moment he got home and told them that.

[@brch2]

They killed the black guy. She was just such a nobody that the killer didn't bother to kill her.

[@thesewinggeekmiri9029]

I love that your comment implies that Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers are co-parents to their own murderous child, or are at least his roommates (ohhh my god, they were *roooommatesssss*) (but I prefer the idea that they're the killer's parents. Being all "hi sweetie, did you have a good killing spree?" and "you left behind one traumatized survivor? that's our boy!")

[@Momsaiditsmyturnwiththegender]

Maybe they hid in the dark and were dark enough to not be noticed

[@user-jn1wm3tb8v]

@@thesewinggeekmiri9029 "I remember our younger days. Oh how Paula screamed...as her guts were splayed onto the walls of the cabin."

[@breadfanta4607]

@@thesewinggeekmiri9029 I need a story about serial killer parents and their serial killer child.

[@Violin_Viola_Music_Box]

All of her characters are super dark!

[@princesskaguya2000]

That was fabulous! HA!

[@user-ch6uw4pf2x]

Her delivery is just perfect 😂😂😂

[@stucq]

NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE LAUGHED AT MID COITUS HAHAHAHA

[@lesdyxiatoo]

Love this, love her 😆

[@thenuggywuggy8389]

I thought this was real, but then i looked at the channel XD

[@natashaavital8713]

Coming back to the video that introduced me to this awesome channel.

[@writeonn1437]

I like how she points out how erotic these movies are. Like your literally watching porn before someone grotesquely dies 😂that has to be a fetish or something.

[@adamcrain7993]

I could watch these for hours.

[@Hotpotatogal]

The way I graduated in 2019 lmao That caught me off guard

[@KoruDesuKa]

I’ve been binging this channel for days and this is my immediate favorite of all the brilliance. So good:

[@RaelXavier]

Absolute majesty. So f'ing funny.

[@squirrelgray945]

That slayed...

[@instanttregret]

Talk about beating the competition... to death

[@WWESTAR1234]

SNL needs to give you a call

[@maksillorenzo9480]

I’m sure those photos are even funnier because they’re cast members of Characters Welcome

[@brendancoulthurst]

At least they got to have a senior trip

[@sigh824]

I hate that the audio quality is bad bc everything I do hear is hilarious!!

[@Rebecc4choi]

Oh my god wahahahaha dark but great

[@jrpipik]

Great!

[@NoGoodNik1]

The most chilling thing about this skit is the implication that anyone in the jazz band was fucking

[@alisonfool]

This was fucking phenomenal

[@birdflox1337]

she would definitely be the first suspect

[@unusunus2727]

That song was my graduation song too 👀

[@megan4480]

Fucking hilarious beginning til end 😂

[@serenegenerally]

Man, the kill count for this movie is gonna go crazy

[@GREVIEWS02]

Amazing

[@lei7414]

The final girl is always part of Bible group............. I think I should attend Bible study

[@cryptidtwink7952]

She's not a final girl.

[@lei7414]

@@cryptidtwink7952 she technically is though she survived the camp because the killer ignored her

[@nathananderson7439]

@@lei7414 when listing the victims in the in memorial section it lists one as leading bible study.

[@josie_9961]

Why is no one talking about the captions at 6:00

[@arianawinters5197]

This was the funniest video I've seen on this channel 😂

[@user-uy9sn3jz3f]

Genius

[@wig8055]

shes so funny omg

[@briangad.]

Damn! I can't imagine i missed this much...We do not have these in our schools.😓

[@ferx3258]

i love this sdfghjkl it has th feeling of a girl thats the nly survivor and has mentally snapped

[@Gemnist98]

Wait - weren’t the Friday the 13th kids college students?

[@Kris-wo4pj]

In the original yes then a bunch of little kids and townies. The reboots they were high schoolers.

[@MommyOfZoeAndLiam]

Gotta keep making em younger or take out the scenes where the guy convinces the girl to "go all the way" for the first time.

[@monkeygoesbananas]

lmao okay this is the best one

[@ShreyasBharadwaj]

Felt so wrong laughing at this!

[@amandaschmidt9528]

So stupid ... I love it 😂😂😂

[@dgo333]

what did she say at the very end??? (i loved this btw)

[@Old_meg]

She mouthed “I can’t find it” because she was trying to flip the yellow thing to the other side like they do when you graduate:)

[@sambird7946]

If you rewatch the last 5 seconds, she yells something before her “head” rolls out from the curtain, but people are cheering too loudly and its hard to notice

[@ohtrueyeahnah]

Holy fuck this is hilarious

[@MommyOfZoeAndLiam]

What does she say at the end when she’s behind the curtain?

[@ronanmcgurn8062]

Let's blow this pop stand!

[@shay5555]

This girl is so funny

[@Apple_Bapple]

does anyone know what she said at the end there?

[@LzyLzr]

One year too early

[@MitchellTF]

What was the last line?

[@fluffyunicorn57]

Kimmy Schmidt spinoff?

[@95021105]

Isn't Corin on the Amber Ruffin Show? Edited: spelling

[@CharactersWelcome]

Corin! Yes!

[@arthurbriand2175]

Sooooo... She killed all those people right?

[@cryptidtwink7952]

Watch till the end and you'd know the answer to that.

[@grantc2854]

what so they were a crystal lake but it was leather face that murder her classmates

[@iamjustinllamas]

💀

[@Just_One_Tree]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂