A Very Bad Week For Gross Republican Weirdos - Weekly Weird News

[@flameroad123]

Trump: they’re eating the dogs RFK Jr.: did someone call me?

[@woodjohnn]

Fucking lol

[@davidhancock91]

Daawwggs😂

[@ameleiizane]

IDK how I didn’t connect the 2 stories! 🥴😆🥴

[@CultoftheChromaticRibbon]

RFK Jr continues: Haiti? Oh yeah I've eaten a few things there. Hispaniolan parakeet, Grey-crowned tanager and the Hispaniolan Amazon, Even took a few back home to hang on my wall

[@tjenadonn6158]

​@@CultoftheChromaticRibbonRFK Jr. treats the endangered species list like a tasting menu.

[@yensid4294]

There's such a double standard in The Republican Party. "But it's different when I do it" should be their campaign motto.

[@bipolarminddroppings]

along with the tag line "The leopards will never eat MY face..."

[@JM-ot8ux]

Vanity, stupidity, bigotry, hypocrisy: the Four Pillars of the GOP.

[@shawnwilliam4653]

Yup

[@glitchedoom]

All together everyone: Every conservative accusation is a confession

[@squimmysquam]

Gaslight Obstruct Project

[@codybishop7526]

If conservatives didn’t have double standards, they wouldn’t have any standards at all.

[@kx7500]

Stop buying into their framing by calling right wingers conservatives

[@rudeboyjohn3483]

Every. Single. Time

[@erickalear7609]

That didn't happen And if it did, it wasn't that bad. And if it was, it's not a big deal. And if it is, it's not my fault. And if it was, I didn't mean it. And if I did, it was your fault. Amen

[@farwander3722]

I've witnessed people vote against their own self interests for decades., to the point where a friend of mine lost her favorite county horticulturist career because "they always vote republican". it was known Scott Walker was going to gut the parks throughout Wisconsin, she knew her job would disappear, yet still... There is nothing shocking about any of this, apart from the incomprehensible ignorance.

[@dontatmeev3r]

What did she do after she lost her job? Im so curious 😅

[@ThomasSheehan-j1r]

mi, i hear ya and fear when teamsters are so fkn stupid ta vote for their enders as equal negotiators.the right wing has 60% of the populace cowering in the corner,sukn their thumbs and wundering if it's alrite ta take a piss break.

[@James-hd4ms]

I miss little Scotty.

[@thehellezell]

did she blame her career implosion on immigrants? or did she pretend that she is actually a libertarian now? this is the usual right wing approach to cognitive and existential dissonance on the right

[@billpugh58]

@@thehellezellor Liberals, Dems?

[@GrubbJunker]

Eliot looking less like a cop and increasingly like a trucker. waiting for the lumberjack phase.

[@codybishop7526]

That Eliot, so hot these days

[@Jcewazhere]

Bring on the flannel!

[@herlandercarvalho]

LOL. Now I want yo see them all put together in a video, side by side, while doing the YMCA choreography.

[@daveroche6522]

All together now - "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'S a lumberjack and he's ok.........."

[@TheNzFox]

'I'm a lumberjack and i'm okay!' thanks...now i have that song stuck in my head....

[@Hyperdeath.Kisses]

Considering the insanity of our government, seeing a Australian official say “skibidi” was a breath of fresh air. Maybe I need to touch grass too.

[@BrowithStoryCool]

Yes, yes you do

[@Bwerna]

This is my Saturday morning cartoons.

[@dedmanzombie]

This comment touches my soul

[@ЯрославКовальчук-и9ь]

What time do you wake up?

[@RandomJoeseph]

☝🏽this

[@trashcatlinol]

It's got cartoon villains, to boot. Went through a list of a few 30 seconds in.

[@Hellknight27]

It is Sunday morning here in NZ. And I probably shouldn't have watched this episode with breakfast, given that Robinson shit 🤮

[@thetylife]

Uncle Ruckus + Glen Quagmire = Mark Robinson

[@gregtomamichel973]

Giggidy.

[@FTZPLTC]

Stoked for Matt Gaetz's "I was only there to get directions for how to get away from there" defence.

[@worldsheaviestjamband93]

Won’t someone please think of the children!

[@ericisprobablyfullofshit7797]

"Hey, this isn't a Bible study!" 😮

[@skunkrat01]

Hahahahaha nicely done

[@ricky2629]

​@@worldsheaviestjamband93Matt already does

[@slartibartfast7921]

@@worldsheaviestjamband93 Franklin scandal.

[@Lassenissen]

"She got a whiff of the inside of that car and said I want more." Holy shit Ricky you almost killed me.

[@mac533]

wtf is your profile pic

[@Lassenissen]

@@mac533 Don't worry about it.

[@deep_fried_analysis]

@@mac533 It's a furry, but with more cat DNA than human. That's why it's a cat, but it's also blushing and has human eyes. Totally not wired 👌

[@Hawk7886]

​@@deep_fried_analysisthis seems wildly off base

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

This man wrote a whole sex story about his wife's fake sister lol

[@lady8jane]

Yeah, that's almost the weirdest part of it. HIS WIFE DOESN'T HAVE A SISTER!!!

[@pansepot1490]

Considering how much he loves the “lifestyle” and writing about it he should have gone into writing p0rn novels. He would have had a better and more fulfilling career than in politics.

[@rudeboyjohn3483]

​@@pansepot1490It's a lot less lucrative, believe me lol

[@MakeSureYouCleanUp]

​@pansepot1490 Please no, as someone that does read erotic fiction what he wrote was disgusting.

[@carlost856]

​@@lady8janethat's a relief for everyone involved actually.

[@twennysebben]

Musk absolutely strikes me as the kind of guy who thinks you can just take steroids and your muscles just naturally swell up to Captain America-esque size without ever having to touch a dumbbell.

[@BecauseSymbols]

Hey! He contextualized that by saying “alive on the planet RIGHT NOW” don’t misquote the world’s greatest 4D chess player!1! He cracked the code and hacked biology and simplified exercise, what did YOU do today??

[@JM-ot8ux]

Musk eats FECES. That's all you need to know.

[@MertowVA]

His looks are converging towards Rob Liefeld's Captain America, so I think you're on to something

[@MichelleTamezPerez]

why does this makes so much sense in the funniest way?

[@pauljordan8033]

🤣😂He touches a dumbell every day

[@Ganymedia9]

Apparently Robinson's wife is an only child, so that sister thing is entirely fanfiction. Does that make it worse or better?

[@Velvetx4cove]

Wetter? Borse?

[@gz5405]

⁠@@Velvetx4cove definitely Borse. Don’t want this getting Wetter.

[@DOOMSoupFR]

Thats deserving of a fresh "yikes" from me dawg

[@skunkrat01]

Holy fucking shit! That's definitely borse

[@redxreview]

It’s definitely a red flag

[@dsnodgrass4843]

The best way to think about this is to understand that Republicans dont really want to ban sexual extra-curriculars/perversions/whatever; but restrict them as a privilege for themselves and their super-rich owners.

[@xibalbalon8668]

They want the working class to be worker bee broodmares while they have elite drug fueled orgies, they reprimanded and kicked out one guy on a wheelchair for talking about their parties out loud

[@MarcillaSmith]

It's hotter when you aren't supposed to do it.

[@skunkrat01]

Very very good point

[@annajensen7360]

It's exactly like The Handmaid's Tale

[@xibalbalon8668]

@@annajensen7360 That book was inspired by Reagan for a reason

[@jeremysmith4620]

"He looks like a Rob Liefeld character," is the hardest diss I've heard in a long time. Now, because of that quote, I imagine RFKJR with tiny ballerina feet that he is always trying to hide behind some random object and pectoral muscles so large that if he flexed them it would pop off his head and send it flying out into space.

[@the_panos]

I shouldn't care about American politics considering I live in south Australia but you guys and your country are so entertaining I can't help but tune in.

[@giornaguirne]

Do they not have glass houses down under?

[@WiseSageBum]

It feels like a trashy reality show, but we don't even get fistfights in the congress chambers. It's bullshit.

[@the_panos]

@@giornaguirne yeah er... A really young greens politician trying to sound hip, a couple of billionaire wackos in fringe parties doing stuff like talking about making the second titanic and our right wing politicians lacking in empathy isn't exactly stuff that's new and insane in politics. Contrasted with the implodibg, wacky shitshow of a republican party happening in the states... Yeah it may be a greenhouse but we've got bulletproof glass on it. Oh yeah, your guns. Holy crap. The gun news... "I personally saw people die" as a statement today completely shocked me in a way Im not sure would shock a lot of Americans...

[@RobertHouse101]

Many around the world do care. They realize what happens here could really effect their lives. Glad you are interested. I love Australia.

[@the_panos]

@@giornaguirne sure but compared to Trump and the rest of the Republican shit-show, our 'business as normal' politics makes our glasshouses bulletproof. I mean, young politicians using hip new slang, billionaires making fringe political parties that don't really go anywhere and conservatives being heartless is nothing (and the status-quo of decades) compared to the chaotic dumpster-fire of US politics of the last ... ten years almost, right?

[@Metonymy1979]

This timeline of insanity doesnt stop

[@WackadoodleMalarkey]

And just like that, everything changed. At that terrible moment, in our hearts, we knew. Home was a pen. Humanity, cattle.

[@flameroad123]

This timeline needs to be pruned.

[@DOOMSoupFR]

we turned to the bad timeline with the harambe and again with the trump stuff, and im betting even before both.

[@billysastard8779]

Right Hol, its hard to understand even for deck computer with IQ 6000. So no wonder we normies dont get it. Maybe Trump is some kind of psyrene feeding off negative emotions and hate after all...

[@deep_fried_analysis]

Little did we know that Year 2000 actually did split the timeline...

[@user-up3rv8nm7v]

The best otter was Rosa from Monterey Bay Aquarium, but she passed away in away in June. RIP Rosa.

[@devinanderson6716]

You know an hour long (news) video that starts as "Oh my GOD!" ...you know it's gonna be an emotional rollercoaster. Laughter, hatred, redemption and love, hope and disappointment is expected to be had.

[@JayGC]

When will 25-30 year olds learn that to a 15 year old, you’re old. You’re already old. They don’t look at you and think “What a cool fellow youngster” No! They think you’re old

[@kray3883]

As someone who is old, I find the inability to recognize that one is old to be unfortunately relatable.... 😭

[@JayGC]

@@kray3883 I mean yeah I get it, I'm 30 now and my brother is 21, I still feel like I can sometimes get away with the slang here and there. I think a really important element is - does saying those words sound natural? Does it sound like something that would be in your everyday vocabulary? With the girl in the video the answer is *clearly not*.

[@frameandi]

Idk I interact with kids regularly, due to playing and collecting pokemon. Half the kids respect the OGs and the other half don't. I see it more of a reflection of their parent's home-skills. I have teacher friends too, and a lot of their students are shocked to learn how old they actually are lol because they see their teacher as cool.

[@MrXbox36022]

Once you reach 20 you should only be dating 18 and up nothing less

[@JayGC]

@@MrXbox36022 Well yeah, that’s the law in most places

[@ji_ji_]

Matt Gaetz is gonna end up looking like Syndrome from The Incredibles .

[@flameroad123]

He basically is.....just without Mr. Incredible crushing his dream or the orange hair.

[@freddylatorre3261]

DAMN YOU! I can't unsee that now!

[@woodjohnn]

I reminded of that horror movie ‘Smile’.

[@ThomasSheehan-j1r]

one handsome man, damn handsome, young lookin too!! don't be discouraging similar bad decisions!! stay back. .. this one's mine

[@carlosrojas9174]

Please refrain from sully the greatest Pixar villain ever created by comparing him to that sad and pathetic excuse of a man

[@victoriashrader2379]

Why is their no consequences for any of these people while the rest of us get slammed for the slightest transgression. I'm sick of our "Leaders" not being held accountable.

[@abrahanmorales9314]

I can't breathe! Bleeping all those words made that shit extremely funny I was struggling to breathe

[@gekirobo8720]

Definitely reminded me of Aqua Teen Hunger Force where the bleeps were just random sound FX

[@thefelicits]

Guys please put some respect on Fatima Payman's name! She was recently fired by the governing party for refusing to vote against recognising Palestinian statehood. That's why she's mogging them now. She's joking too, don't take it on face value as if she's earnestly speaking to kids. Also, it's against parliamentary rules to accuse members of lying but she got away with accusing them of "capping" because no one there understood what she was saying. She's hilarious and awesome

[@jeddafakee91]

I cant believe i understood all that brain rot language. Im already 33 and my right knee is failing

[@marktalbott3835]

I'm 50 fucking eight. I nearly had a stroke

[@Zak_How]

30 years old, my back started going out a couple years ago

[@joeaarsen0]

I'm 48. Not that hard to understand if you pay attention to context. The accent was my biggest hindrance.

[@mikesaler1038]

If it helps you my bad joints stop hurting when I can stay off carbs.

[@FailingUpwardz]

35. Liver.

[@orchdork775]

Man, I feel terrible for the local hospitals in Sturgis. Those doctors and nurses are the ones who have to actually see and attempt to treat all the horrific injuries and then are tasked with informing so many people that their parent, spouse, or child is dead. Medical workers are human beings, and they can experience trauma due to their exposure to horrifying injuries and devastated families. Then, so many hospitals are chronically understaffed and lacking in resources, so everyone is already overworked and exhausted. The local government really needs to ensure that there are enough ambulances, medical workers, EMTs, blood transfusions, open beds in emergency rooms and operating rooms, medications, and more, but I wouldn't be suprised at all if the local hospitals are just left to figure it out on their own. I just hope they're getting some kind of extra support, whether it's from volunteers, donations, or government assistance.

[@ArKritz84]

Apart from that particular consideration, only parents should be required to wear a helmet. For the rest of society, if you're not smart enough to protect your head, we don't need it. Or you.

[@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep]

Olivia Nuzzi has had some great reporting over the years (including the RFK Jr. story from last year) but she finally Access Journalismed too close to the sun.

[@Maxisamo1]

I genuinely am starting to believe that we aren't going to see a decrease in insane people going for major power grabs until A LOT of people end up dying from their own actions, or the actions of the people they support

[@lizzyblitz07]

Several folks have told me I should go into politics (I do not want the power. I’m just desperate for change). For a long time, I thought having bipolar disorder, especially as a woman, would end any potential political career before it started. Since then, I’ve been diagnosed with several other conditions, but I’m pretty convinced it wouldn’t matter anymore 😅 For the record I’m stable and responsible about my physical & mental conditions.

[@acheyawachtel9409]

I haven't finished this video yet, but if they don't say "goonernatorial" I will be severely disappointed

[@acheyawachtel9409]

They did not I am incredibly disappointed

[@YoJesusMorales]

Too bad.

[@acheyawachtel9409]

@@YoJesusMorales Touch grass, child

[@YoJesusMorales]

I was agreeing with you? after I read your comment. I think you're too defensive. This was for engagement and I'm gonna leave it here, now.

[@DOOMSoupFR]

@@YoJesusMorales Touch grass, child

[@unums]

Are you guys going to talk about P. Diddy’s *Epstein Level* Blackmail Ring? Lil Rod filed the Lawsuit _over_ a Month ago. It’s pretty disgusting and disturbing stuff, I’m surprised you guys haven’t mentioned it.

[@tokenalldayy]

bro that shit is fucking disgusting🤢🤮

[@richieeerichh]

@@tokenalldayythat’s an understatement

[@giornaguirne]

They've mentioned it, but didn't do a full story. Might be waiting for more info?

[@unums]

@@giornaguirne Yeah in passing. That’s I’m assuming, I’m pretty positive it’s because they don’t want to get sued until he’s Convicted. He’s currently Incarcerated, though.

[@smoore8807]

Mostly they stick to stories that can be joked about and there’s very few funny angles from which to view that situation

[@waynesimpson4081]

Somehow I feel that we're all unwilling participants of the usual Republican repression/taboo kinks.

[@buddernubbs5386]

I absolutely love Skibidi Senetor. She clearly isn't taking it seriously at all and is just trying to get kids interested in politics.

[@Hawk7886]

Fatima is Australia's most goated senator, she's got mad rizz

[@Rabcup]

Ricky’s face starting off this ep was glorious

[@ninskdesign]

What makes the Franken story especially wild is the fact that while he was getting grief, Roy Moore had the entire Republican Party running defense and pointing to Franken as an example of the “rot” in modern politics. 🙄 I take abuse of power and inappropriate conduct against women very seriously as someone who has suffered it myself… I read through the Franken allegations, they amounted to nothing. Franken and Aziz Ansari were the two, of all the stories, that were unfairly smeared- in my opinion.

[@Ner0sys7]

I cannot for the life of me understand why ANYONE would have any kind of infatuation with RFK junior. Criminally gross.(also, I spend half the year in Florida, you don't need to wear a helmet OR carry insurance on a motorcycle. Seriously)

[@pansepot1490]

He likes to collect dead animals, she likes to collect old pos. Apparently her current boyfriend was also old with a bad s3x history.

[@tjenadonn6158]

It will be a cold day in Hell before I recognize Florida as a state of the Union and not as a neurodegenerative condition.

[@wolfman-zd1ed]

He has RFK toxoplasmosis.

[@JM-ot8ux]

You think that's bad I had a Trumpanzee sigh dreamily and croon, "Rudy Giuliani --I love that man."

[@Ner0sys7]

@@JM-ot8ux Threw up a little of my coffee.

[@squimmysquam]

The news and information that flows from--and about--these ghouls is like the water that percolates through a dirty landfill and pools at the bottom of it. Thank you guys for distilling that water a bit for those of us who can't always deal with the lingering smell of it.

[@quexalcoatl]

That's called "leachate." Tmyk

[@patrickblakethesaint]

It's getting crazy out there. What's even worse is the people that support these politicians...

[@DarkZerol]

Republicans if not the overwhelming of conservative leadership in America these days are a complete joke and it's not even funny. The bar for entry is so darn low that any person with a shred of common sense would think Republicans are just grabbing anyone off the streets without basic background checks and just dressing them in a suit then shoving them in front of a stage.

[@hollowman9410]

Sometimes I wished that Republican voters still had functioning eyeballs.

[@TheNzFox]

its blind party loyalty, I mean its cliché to reference it but the GOP is literally doing 'The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command" from 1984. While the democrats are guilty of it as well the fact Biden stepped down from running and the completely confusing from the right just highlights that for them all policies and the actions of those that are implementing them are irrelevant as long as they are part of the party.

[@WannaKnowAll]

Don't mind me just doing my best as a free to play viewer

[@admiralpepper6933]

​@@WannaKnowAll Hush you.

[@RufusRustics]

RFK Jr. looks like one of the Garbage Pail Kids Movie muppets all grown up.

[@170skeith]

Matt Gaetz just looks like a creep like he shouldn't be anywhere near schools and playgrounds type of creep

[@flameroad123]

Don't forget bars and club's

[@xXRickTrolledXx]

He’s a “cover your drink” kind of guy

[@fromgermany271]

Did not know that „looks like“ is the correct spelling for „is“.

[@jordanchen23]

​@@xXRickTrolledXxalso the "gestures at women to take out airpods" guy.

[@Original_Syn]

@@xXRickTrolledXx​​⁠​⁠ Matt Gaetz is such an off putting creep that every woman he attempts to flirt with immediately orders an Angel Shot.

[@JakeLProductions]

That Australian senate speech was fucking hilarious

[@TheVeryHungrySingularity]

that aussie speech was 100% designed to be so cringe people couldn't help but share it to spread the word

[@PeachysMom]

Exactly. She knew exactly what she was doing

[@KathyClysm]

The ultimate millenial parent move: use the lingo and be so cringe the kids recoil in disgust and never utter the words ever again

[@legoyodascream]

Please Please Please make sure you are registered to vote. My life will objectively get worse if Trump wins. I don't think I'll survive it. This is a cry for help.

[@WiseSageBum]

Registered and planning to go in person to avoid any nonsense GA might pull.

[@seraph8]

Voting in solidarity, commenting for engagement! I feel you; as someone whose life would also be demonstrably negatively affected by these people being near the levers of power, at least know that you're not alone in the fight 💜

[@carlosrojas9174]

Fret not little brother! I got you too 💙

[@praticle]

❤

[@gekirobo8720]

No need to tell me twice!

[@kriscerosaurus]

Been a crazy decade this week.

[@mururoa7024]

As "minisoldr" Robinson also had a website showcasing nazi memorabilia and German toy soldiers.

[@theflyingspaget]

Real question: who the actual fuck uses the same name for their normal posting and their horny posting? I use the same username on basically every site and have for years, but even I have the decency to have a separate "horny profile" so that stuff isn't linked directly to my name. And when I say every website, I mean every website, I will post my toxic gay fanfiction under the same name I play Bloons TD5 with but I *refuse* to let any of that be associated with anything more than PG-13.

[@Missunderstood103]

German woman ends 10 year relationship with airplane. Turns out she was just winging it.

[@RickR69]

Their relationship is in a holding pattern.

[@AbsolutelyJason]

At least this will give her an opportunity for a new relationship to takeoff.

[@SteefPip]

I'm bad at spotting irony but is it irony that Cheryl Hines is most famous for playing the wife of an eccentric weirdo that annoys everyone around him then marries one in real life?

[@xiniks]

I imagine her hearing the theme Frolic every time she opens a newspaper or on her phone then shouts “ROBERT!”

[@MarcillaSmith]

You're thinking of coincidence. Irony would be if she were married to the opposite, or if she was actually the "Larry" in her RL marriage.

[@slartibartfast7921]

@@MarcillaSmith I always appreciate an explanation of irony 🙏🏻

[@HE-pu3nt]

When ever I see "RFK" in a headline, my first thought is that he must've died suddenly. I mean just look at the guy. Would you sell him life insurance? I wouldn't.

[@madinup2237]

Robinson was actually lying about cheating on his wife, as she is an only child. Lol

[@MaliciousBizness]

I just wanna say the boys are in their prime rn, they are so on point with their satire and topical humor. This episode is a clinic, literally peak at what they do, they are polished and ready for prime time. See big possibilities in the near future!

[@RykerDavis123]

Imagine trying to bust and suddenly anthro turtles walk in and offer you pizza

[@RickR69]

Just another Tuesday night for me.

[@davidhancock91]

You guys are brilliant. Best show ever.❤😂 From Australia 👍

[@stevereber3358]

Peter OToole used to tell OLD school Hollywood drinking stories, and one starts "One night we stole a train..."

[@loorthedarkelf8353]

Otters also have a surprisingly high learning curve. Juviniles can swim but do not *know* that, their mum has to drag them into the water and FORCE them to try. I have used this knowledge to add a twist to the "Like a fish to water" idiom, describing someone doing something unfamiliar as if they were born for it. "Like an otter to water" references someone who has EVERYTHING they need in over abundance but is so paralyzed by fear they'd rather scream and worry than try.

[@theflyingspaget]

...I have found my people

[@kellybrincks]

The Republicans need to clean house.

[@Shiftarus]

A lot want to but they played the Maga hand too hard and now they are stuck with their crazies

[@Missunderstood103]

The Government needs a reboot.

[@ZetaMoolah]

The Republicans ran most of the non-whackos out in the primaries

[@PeachysMom]

@@Missunderstood103it really needs a hard restart, doesn’t it? It’s kind of too fucked to fix

[@Missunderstood103]

​@@PeachysMomThat's the word, _reset!_ Thanx4that. Reset to restore so many areas back to serving the people, not itself & Corporations/1% at the people's expense.

[@skelet0n650]

Wow i forgot about the bodybuilding forums. It definitely turned into a toxic cesspool at a point

[@dak434]

Weekend beer and shrimp tacos

[@sim1manson1]

You offering?

[@PepeFuego369]

Mail me some lol

[@lilygone66]

I too would like some

[@Missunderstood103]

Fresh baked Fair Scones & Frosty Root Beer Floats (ala coffee ice cream) *County Fair today!!Yum😻

[@sim1manson1]

@@Missunderstood103 I haven't had a scone in ages.

[@YakBat]

Having worked construction in AZ, MD, and CO I can safely say that tobacco chewers lean right.

[@frameandi]

Maybe it's working construction that leans right. I personally don't think nicotine cares about your politics.

[@YakBat]

@@frameandi you miss the part that specifies CHEWERS? Legit never found one left leaning guy that chewed. We smoked like a pack a day but no way were we messing with that nasty shit.

[@frameandi]

@@YakBat I've known baseball players who chewed that weren't conservatives. I would say just as many smokers are republican as democrats. The use of chewing vs smoking is more due to the conditions of being able to use it. One is a lot more concealable or accessible than sociable. Your preference of nicotine intake isn't inherently political. There's plenty of progressives who chew or use non-smokable tobacco products (look at hasan, for example, dude is strung out on gum and pouches lol.) stereotyping ain't cool js

[@YakBat]

​@@frameandi Wrote all that just to say "don't stereotype" as if you were saying something valid. When all you did is support my point. But to add further context, all you have to do is search for "What state chews the most tobacco?" And you'll see why I say that aside from my experience in 3 different states, CHEWERS lean right. Or feel free to continue being a needless contrarian.

[@yurmomsaccount]

ITS GETTING WIERD IN HEREEEEEE!!!!!

[@spacechimpxx]

The fact that people still support these monsters is terrifying

[@Dc0sby]

Remember this when people say Democrats are just like Republicans.

[@Eeloxis]

Comment for engagament. I'm so engaged right now KZbin and love seeing sponsors back.

[@O.G.Trashboat]

Yes helmets are not required to be worn at Sturgis. Actually helmets are not required to be worn in South Dakota for people under the age of 18.

[@MarkJones-n]

Matt Gaetz on rebuttal: But your honor, my girl’s initials were ‘BJ’ so? 😮

[@J.R.WilliamsFilmMaker]

perfect start to a nice relaxing lazy Saturday!☕

[@OrinSorinson]

That bleeped message part 😂 so horrible, so funny

[@crowsong8097]

The bleeps on that forum post were amazing 😂

[@JonathanShidler]

Blessed be these boys and their news. May their passing cleanse the Earth

[@davea5884]

Omg yes. Weekend updates are amazing! BTW. Hotdog! (Linda Yokarino voice) 😂

[@eric203kid]

😂 I am so happy I found this channel a little bit ago. You two have great banter. Please keep it going. I always look forward to your post thank you guys. The only in Florida comment is fucking perfect.

[@mijmirg707]

the sound effects for those bleeps was pure art LMFAO

[@aisle_of_view]

Trump's response to the Mark Robinson scandal - "I love the poorly vetted!"

[@BiohazardBinkie777]

This episode was pure magic. A little bit of everything for everyone.

[@Terrik240]

Absolutely amazing that things can still come out about these people. At what point does the swamp end?

[@milkyeclipse1]

every since Deadpool said “gubernatorial” i keep hearing it EVERYWHERE

[@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep]

That's the Bader-Meinhof effect for you. I've liked that word for its aesthetics for quite a while, so it was a treat to hear it get some love from such a major character.

[@giornaguirne]

I mean, it's a pretty common word in the news whenever there's a gubernatorial election.

[@IsaacSperrow]

'Pogrom' is another one. Everybody just have the same writer or something like that.

[@zombiechicken7114]

I'm still sure he said it right but people did not understand!!

[@Pbav8tor]

All of this is creating horrifying images I do not want.

[@antonvince11]

The boys coming in hot this weekend!

[@toamastar]

this was a doozy! Couldnt wait to see you guys cover this stuff!

[@lsant1997]

This is just what I needed before watching some college football

[@squirrelgadget3498]

God its so weird hearing people outside of North Carolina talk about Mark Robinson. He's been known to be a weirdo for a while now...

[@enevitableparadox3735]

I understood the brain rot but played it for my 12 year old daughter to see if she sounded like an adult or "nailed it", she approved.

[@KingTray1000]

The skibidi senator was pretty good & funny 😅😂

[@metaldan79]

“I’m tired of going to 2 locations” 😂😂😂

[@Mockingbird-22]

This reminded me that Creepy Text Theatre existed! I still think its some of the funniest stuff you guys have done!

[@Audvil]

Extra long episode makes me happy

[@zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzza]

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[@connormclernon26]

Someone needs to play Uncle Ruckus’ theme during one of Robinson’s speeches

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

Robinson is a certified gooner

[@pandahugs2271]

the sound effects for the bleep is just gold. I love it

[@MysterySteve]

I'm just kinda surprised the skibidi senator actually seemed to use the terms as commonly intended. I think I missed a few, but far as I could tell, the script was written *technically* right

[@CosmosKramer]

Elliot: the weird thing about the seat belt law in Florida was that not wearing one wasn't considered a "primary offense," meaning you couldn't be stopped unless there was some other infraction. That's not the case anymore...

[@TheNzFox]

Matt gatz looks like Jack Nicholson from the shinning when he is in his insane stage.

[@pauldacus4590]

OMG, that lego story brought back the joyful days I spent as a youth cramming raisins up my brothers nose. Good times..

[@HeyItsEmilyLove]

You all have become a real part of my life and I like it lol. I get so excited when I see that you’ve uploaded. It’s always a great video

[@benboy2100]

I'm not even surprised anymore.

[@orenkiyama6860]

I was waiting for you to cover the story of Mark Robinson.

[@StreakyBaconMan]

They did?

[@TyrellConger]

Thanks guys!

[@Ironcorgi2]

I’m like over 50 percent sure rjk jr may have eaten a human

[@RickR69]

That's the Halloween special for next month.

[@James-hd4ms]

Well, probably only a part of one. I would guess butt meat.

[@waterhousewhistler]

Thanks for the episode, y’all!

[@pjsw]

My favourite part of the week

[@GwydionFrost]

Re: otter Give any organism HANDS, and you have a violent creature. Look around. 🙄

[@dadehax0r]

It worries me so much for SNL that Matt Gaetz is basically Colin Jost with a different name

[@kennywood1217]

I was dying with the choices of the bleeping they chose for the Robinson story

[@novalinnhe]

The cartoon weight/anchor sound effect for "balls" was hysterical