Jon Stewart & The News Team Cover The Fallout From the 2024 Election | The Daily Show

[@j.j.1405]

Jon and the rest of the team, I am a young man in Kentucky and your coverage this election cycle has inspired me to run for city council or another local office. I think it is winnable. Thank you for the inspiration and the laughs.

[@peterlongprong7521]

and Trumps run has inspired every crooked felon out there to run for president the moment they get caught, so they can walk scott-free

[@warpo007]

hi Jon. i'm not an American. I have huge concerns that you simply will not be allowed to, or will be in a unwinnable situation due to foul play/corruption/misinformation. I admire you for your love for your country and what it stands for. but it looks like, from outside, that it has all been destroyed and Biden will simply hand over your democracy with a handshake. your institutions have not stood up to him for over 10 years. Now he has power, how can you be confident that the rule of law and your constitution means anything now? Thank you.

[@Brsgcorp.dispatch]

young man i hope you are republican. We need to get everyone who supported Harris out! They are all lies

[@fightshrub8872]

Best of luck, Jon!

[@beckybnyc322]

We need people like you 👏🏼

[@RDPRAAAAAAWR]

We're missing the point. Corporations are hurting the American people. As we get distracted by left or right, Republican or Democrat- the billionaires and Corporations are hurting the American people. We outnumber the billionaires and the elite. We are going to end up in a spin cycle of division instead of coming together to focus on corporate greed together. We'll fight amongst ourselves, and this was the whole point divide and argue with each other, and we fell for it.

[@Joshcoshbagosh]

I mean ya. Trump is one of those. Hence why we hate him

[@Debbie.0891]

Well if that's true putting Trump in charge of the country is only going to benefit them.

[@Videomorgue]

I don't think the people who voted for a billionaire, backed by the world's richest man, share your priorities.

[@IndependentWood]

Amen Brother.

[@sharontracy-obrien4225]

Amen! Someone else who gets it! Im a republican and I am thinking you are a democrat. But there is one thing we have in common. IF people would discuss instead of attack we might actually stand together against the real enemies.

[@msdixieblues]

We need you Jon Stewart more than ever. Thank you for making us laugh and think.

[@ashleylily6974]

Right? I'm like, can we extend that 1 year contract to 4 years 😭

[@duduoson1306]

Hasn’t made me laugh since the 90s. Too whiny.

[@SingingAesthi]

Jon Stewart For President 2028

[@auntiesemite9295]

@@duduoson1306 ALL dnc tools.

[@FirestormX9]

At this point Jon himself must be so tired and exhausted of fighting this fight against absolute morons.

[@hammer.12gh]

America is like the Titanic. Too big to turn, too slow to react, in denial about sinking, and there aren't enough life boats for everyone.

[@gailcastl7699]

Great analogy!

[@jojosleezy]

And all the other countries in the world are the passengers that will go down with it

[@yasuke1280]

Go cry about it

[@workpc123]

And the richest will get the lifeboats while steerage class can go drown

[@silentmajority8365]

The US border is like Uranus everybody entering it everybody coming

[@p234gr8]

As disappointed as I am about the election, I’m at least thankful for shows like this, which make me feel a little better.

[@mirabella2154]

Aww, your tears still haven't dried up ? 😂

[@Zyo117]

The Humanist Report put it well. Take a few days to sulk, we're all gonna do it. We need to after that election. But get ready for the next election. For now midterms are still a thing.

[@fivetwoeighty7012]

@@mirabella2154you’ll get yours

[@StimParavane]

Perhaps the Dems should have run a candidate that actually did a primary rather than forcing them upon us.

[@Chris.Brisson]

Like them folks at the 4077th MASH unit, just gotta laugh to stay sane.

[@harveysmidlap]

Turkish proverb "The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them".

[@jarls5890]

We could make this into an American version: "The chickens voted for Colonel Sanders - as they all knew he loved chicken!"

[@AshleyBidensBathTime]

Black men left the plantation. Black women are still afraid to leave

[@MR-mc6rj]

Here's an Irish saying " there are more ways of choking a cow than feeding them butter " MAGA won the battle they cannot win the war. If they do, America falls, like every Empire. Roman, Ottoman, British.

[@sevenprovinces]

Another Turkish proverb: "When a clown takes over the palace, it does not make him Sultan/King. Rather, it is the palace that is turned into a circus."

[@kimberlys8422]

Brilliant!

[@tylerhackner9731]

Disappointed about the election but thankful for shows like this

[@JamesSimmons-d1t]

SECOND ditto, non addendum. 4 more years of wrong side of unlooking glass.

[@gerry-p9x]

Gonna be pulled because of subversive content😮😮😮

[@duduoson1306]

@@gerry-p9xit’s only ok when your team does it.

[@Debbie.0891]

It's crazy that a peaceful transfer of power is even a thing that people are looking forward to. What's happening America?

[@jv-lk7bc]

We're all history nuts, decided to do a re-enaction of Central Europe in the 1930s.

[@Debbie.0891]

@jv-lk7bc I know that's a joke I'm just not sure if I want to laugh or cry...

[@deborahadams6592]

I think we have been slowly conditioned to set the bar for decency lower. If at the end of his second term he doesn't incite an insurrection because he can't run again, the nation will his praises

[@robert48044]

Party voters are the worst, nobody even voted for Harris to be the candidate, she was chosen for the Left without primary or running and everyone wants to be surprised about a loss. Tribal cucks all around or have3 an alternative agenda then the truth. All the favors and money spent on influencers worked on some before the election and is still working.

[@AustrianPainter14]

Your body, my choice

[@Ron-Ayres]

_"They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats"_ ...proved to be a more effective message than _"Let me help you buy a house."_

[@jehemmerle]

You mean, let's tax people to help you buy a house in a limited supply market thus further raising prices.

[@Videomorgue]

Did she say that while campaigning with the Cheney's? People must have missed that because they were too busy throwing up.

[@TravisBerthelot]

Yes because 1 causes more inflation and the other does not. 25k per first time purchase is a scam to rob the poor.

[@Jiff321]

“Here’s some money to vote for me”

[@shadowarchivist2382]

​@@jehemmerleStill better than, "Lets start tarrifs -so that every foreign product we import becomes more expensive for the consumer- because it will help our economy".

[@danjoseph9581]

Enjoying shows like this while they're still allowed to be on.

[@johnedward8352]

Are you serious? Did you miss what Trump said about banning government interference in free speech? Did you miss the Twitter files? Did you miss Zuckerberg admitting that the Biden administration coerced censorship in social media? Have you not seen the blatant lies by the establishment msm from Hunter's laptop to "very fine people on both sides" to "suckers and losers"? The Democrats have become the anti free speech party. Just sayin...

[@johnedward8352]

Are you serious? Did you miss what Trump said about banning government interference in free speech? Did you miss the Twitter files? Did you miss Zuckerberg admitting that the Biden administration coerced censorship in social media? Have you not seen the blatant lies by the establishment msm from Hunter's laptop to "very fine people on both sides" to "suckers and losers"? The Democrats have become the anti free speech party. Just sayin...

[@mammawlee]

AMEN!

[@johnedward8352]

Lol I can't even leave a response because of censorship... it's incredible how blind the left has become

[@johnedward8352]

*Redacted to get past youtube censorship* Are you serious? Did you miss what Trump said about banning government interference in free speech? Did you miss the Twitter files? Did you miss Zuckerberg admitting that the Biden administration coerced censorship in social media? Have you not seen the blatant lies by the establishment msm from H*nt*r's l*pt*p to "very fine people on both sides" to "suckers and losers"? The Democrats have become the anti free speech party. Just sayin...

[@kevs6402]

Equal rights for all. Special privileges for none. Thomas Jefferson. All those years ago and we still cannot get it right.

[@emantclphie]

Americans dont have to TIP anymore!!! America is Great Again!

[@duramaxdad]

The dei side has no shame.

[@bendabutcha]

Right? Everyone had different rights, now we will be equal again 😂

[@Trump-iz-Hitler]

@@emantclphie A year from now, you'll deny that you ever supported Trump. I guarantee it.

[@jamesbomd3503]

It's called the class system And we the black and Latino working class who were immigrants and were handed a vote by the dems for their benefit' took that Vote and used it for Donald Trump That is what is called equal rights, The dems did nothing for us except keep us in our place On the plantation When they enjoyed the best food and wine in the house

[@unprofessionalpainter]

Jon and team....thank you. Thank you for bringing a dose of laughter with the news. I weep for my country right now.

[@larsibinge8149]

the majority ain't weeping

[@David-mk5yq]

Jon , PLEASE run for president in 2028.

[@KrwiomoczBogurodzicy]

Let’s look on the bright side-there is at least one thing Democrats and Republicans have in common: the conclusion that Americans got the president they deserve.

[@donnalocke7312]

Amen. He allowed millions to die in 2020 to protect the economy and his failures. Between now and midterms it will get worse

[@danielortman2534]

I like the no tax on tips thing too.

[@pawezawisza7436]

@@danielortman2534meanwhile in Europe restaurant workers earn a living wage since the minimum wage applies to all industries equally, so there is no need to tip

[@danielortman2534]

@@pawezawisza7436 out of control tipping culture aside, I hope Trump follows through on this. Also, I don’t think all European countries have minimum wages.

[@irisb4028]

Grand turnout yet 13 million did not vote? Something strange is going on.

[@bendabutcha]

Not even within the normal margins.. hmmm

[@FatNutzz]

Nothing strange going on, however LAST ELECTION…

[@dodomak9374]

We will never know the true number.

[@AlyxCoe]

It's not strange. Kamala was unelectable.

[@Cancellator5000]

I mean at most it's just standard voter suppression by republicans. Nothing illegal at least because of the conservative supreme court. There are just laws that make it so that less people actually can vote. Less polling stations, more restrictions, purging voter rolls, etc.

[@jessicaestes5163]

It's not manly to drink from a straw, but fellating a microphone stand is masculine AF. 😂

[@jenalunsford7597]

And that was our president acting without any class whatsoever.

[@NewMessage]

I remember a book about an Alzheimer's patient called 'the man who mistook his wife for a hat'... and now we have 'the President who mistook a mic stand for Vladimir Putin'.

[@BassRck50]

("Ba~Dum...tsss...")

[@duramaxdad]

Yall mistook a Winning candidate for Kamala Harris.

[@wendyk71]

@@duramaxdadsorry for not thinking a convicted felon could be a winning candidate

[@reneelyndamartinez1362]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@AshleyBidensBathTime]

@@wendyk71 Reports say evil across the globe is recoiling as they realize that America is about to have a president again for the first time in four years 😃

[@phillipborer1656]

This week shook my whole political outlook, I truly believe we need to form a labor party that rejects corporate power and instead takes it on directly if we want to stop this fascist/authoritarian movement Trump has kickstarted

[@hanklongman9605]

The democratic party would never let that happen

[@jv-lk7bc]

@phillipborer1656 you still believe there can be a political solution to this? thats so cute. I wonder if there were Germans, Italians, Japanese who thought that in 1938?

[@TheSILENTBOB180]

See you in four years when nothing actually happens

[@lorpis8284]

Fascism is a national labour union. Just saying. ;). I agree the wealth distribution is messed up though. I personally like the wild west of union and non union. The competition keeps each other in their toes.

[@saranox6332]

But thanks The Daily Show, being from Canada you give me hope in some American.

[@rwang1618]

I have seen this several times... You cannot believe how much depressing US election can cause a Chinese.

[@JoshKruger-o4g]

Well of course, I'm sure you guys are unhappy we got him back instead of the pushover Kamala would have been, and Biden was.

[@deadwalkin12345]

@@JoshKruger-o4g Dude literally is "best friends" (his own words) with Putin and Kim Jon because he thinks "they're strong men, really strong men" Actual smoothbrain

[@nickromo8195]

More than just best friends he literally says they are in love.. and write love letters to each other. Like s*** he sent covid test to Putin when America had a shortage of them. ​@@deadwalkin12345

[@rwang1618]

@@deadwalkin12345 Thanks. Took my words out of my mouth.

[@TheRealMake-Make]

11 million people who voted against trump in 2020 failed to show in 2024. Trump gained virtually no new support (roughly 40,000 more votes than 2020). We lost because people stayed home like they did to Hillary.

[@bello9740]

a combined effort of the pathetic and the apathetic

[@bendabutcha]

Oh is that what happened 😂 they didn't feel this one was as important?

[@MrYoungjoe24]

Maybe those were the fake votes Trump we’re crying about that they took weeks to count 😂

[@mohammedelshaer4923]

Also because the wars overseas happened when Biden was president made people not vote at all

[@AshleyBidensBathTime]

They stayed home instead of voting for an empty chair 😂

[@daniemwoodson3863]

Guess he's gonna pardon himself

[@robertnapier624]

Speaking of pardons, Joe biden should pardon his son hunter

[@Mr_Dopey]

I think he will pardon his son Hunter.

[@Brutus7350]

@@daniemwoodson3863 The constitution, which back in 2015 liberals called the greatest in the world, gives him this power.

[@NewMessage]

They'll slough Donnie off as soon as they can, and we'll be at the mercy of Vancey-Pants. S'gonna get bad.

[@bello9740]

I wouldn't worry about Vance. Trump didn't pick him because he though he'd be able to run things. He picked him so he had someone to tell him he's the prettiest girl at the ball. He's a spineless yes man. Trump set the bar so low, it's a tripping hazard and yet Vance still manages to find a way to smack his head on it.

[@AshleyBidensBathTime]

If only the democrats had someone competent to run 😃

[@teshlafreeman4040]

He’s a religious zealot it’s going to get real scary real fast

[@pagal83]

​@@bello9740 that last sentence...😅😢😂

[@ibenchristiansen1701]

@@bello9740Have you taken time to look into who prepped and groomed Vance to prepare him for this???

[@HuntClubRdBarbie]

Headline:"Trump voter shocked to learn tariffs will hurt him". There's a reason Trump claimed he"loved the uneducated!" He lied. MAGA supporters will discover the truth: he has absolute contempt for his working class base.

[@kimberlys8422]

They'll learn the hard way.

[@mrburger]

They won't learn, though. That's like their whole schtick.

[@MdvK13979]

@@mrburger exactly, admitting you're wrong is something magats don't compute

[@s.d.c5513]

I think a LOT of his supporters will clue in to the "what have we done" somewhere around April/May 2025

[@donnalocke7312]

I had a conversation with a shuttle guy today from Toyota. He was serious said in a few months car prices will drop because of the economy. I told up look the show company from yesterday. They are shifting manufacturing from china to other Asian nations if not there products at a minimum will increase $20 on each product. I told him to imagine higher priced items. Manufacturing not coming back to the US. Plus farmers already starting saying produce is going to fall behind with no workers hence shortages. My question is which ones of those 71 million people going to work those farms for minimum wage. None

[@ParvanehSulon]

And yet he won. What is wrong with the United States?

[@BabsKaz]

Greed. And the WEF

[@mirabella2154]

@@ParvanehSulon What is wrong with you ?

[@blob624]

Its sick with fascism

[@lavenderc1656]

40% of you didn’t care to vote.

[@bobicus]

@@blob624 why are you still spreading hate, did you listen to anything Jon said?

[@BurninOtter]

Desi is my favorite fr love all you guys tho

[@2012WCIH]

The other truth is voter turnout was only 64,52% which is for a democratic country pretty low

[@PinkIsTheBlondOfColors]

Seriously! How did we manage to have MORE voters in the middle of the pandemic?!

[@HubertofLiege]

@@PinkIsTheBlondOfColorswas it cheating, fake ballots?

[@wiscofishing3951]

Plenty of people didn't like either candidate.

[@HubertofLiege]

@ yet Trumps numbers remained the same

[@leotachaney7322]

​@@wiscofishing3951plenty of idiots didn't like either one so let's make sure the worst of the 2 gets elected by NOT VOTING at all. In what world does this make sense??

[@Mac-ix4qp]

This show has helped me process the election results. Thank you.

[@1cont]

Probably not. You just like your little baby lib propaganda. Enjoy your bias confirmation pablum.

[@teshlafreeman4040]

I never thought I would grieve or cry in fear about an election. But…..here we are

[@efreezeaimtopleaze]

major coping 😂

[@joannaloftus3104]

it is terrifying how little America respect their woman

[@danielleking262]

Of course every time he won, it was against a woman and when he lost it was against a man. I seriously smfh at America. I agree when Desi said "so we would rather have a criminal as president than a woman"

[@jehemmerle]

Ya know, 1/2 of America is made up of women ? Turns out they buy groceries more frequently than getting abortions.

[@TheWizard33]

?

[@sallyhemings2295]

@@TheWizard33what about her comment didn’t you understand?

[@AM-gm3zx]

Baseless comment

[@pom1221]

Thank you for your show

[@susanyeadon6657]

Im feeling a bit better. Listening to them try to justify why he is eating their faces in the near future.

[@bobbobberson5627]

@@susanyeadon6657 you are having a mental break

[@susanyeadon6657]

@ here we go…..

[@thekarret2066]

@@bobbobberson5627 Lol no, but you will be soon. C: That'll be fun to watch.

[@bobbobberson5627]

@@thekarret2066 you guys are already all on ssris. Normal people will be fine.

[@ajwinberg]

This is the stupidest timeline ever.

[@mattg6290]

Can we get back to the other some way?

[@av3nger3]

It's the only one because multiverses are b*******

[@Katseye102]

Well, one thing to look forward to, besides shows like this 😃 he will start firing people around him soon. But he’s been giving unbridled freedom to do anything he wants, without consequences. People don’t know what they did. They soon will. I’m frightened for the American people.

[@donnalocke7312]

His chief of staff said won’t put up with any clown shows at the oval office or she’s out. How long do you think she stay

[@jv-lk7bc]

@@donnalocke7312 betting she breaks the Mooch's record.

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

​@@jv-lk7bcby what, a day?

[@jvos8948]

That whole fluoride thing is straight out of parks and rec 😂😂😂

[@bobbobberson5627]

Literally started by the nazis but ok

[@dmp1962]

People brush their teeth now, its not going to be a problem.

[@Lectrikfro]

or even farther back to Doctor Stangelove

[@bobbobberson5627]

@@jvos8948 google who started putting it in the water

[@duramaxdad]

Have peoples teeth shown improvement since?

[@vandenriesen1294]

Background checks for "Criminal Record" is Mandatory for any job in USA, except for "President of the USA" - Trump proved it. WHAT A COUNTRY! 🐵😂

[@zainjal26]

George Floyd had a criminal record too

[@Tommy_jones_]

So what charges were pressed against him?

[@mitchyoung93]

@vandenriesen1294 Demonstrably false. In fact, some states have 'banned the box' , that is, prohibited asking if an applicant had a criminal record.

[@justboschma5047]

@@mitchyoung93that is what he basically said. You are proven his point that backgrounds happen for jobs (maybe not EVERY job but still) and can’t have an criminal record. While that doesn’t seem the case for Trump and yes he was still being investigated but still. P.s since English isn’t my native language, sorry already in case i misunderstood your comment/point ❤

[@jv-lk7bc]

@@Tommy_jones_ do you want the list chronologically, alphabetically, in order of length of possible sentences and size of restitution, by jurisdiction...?

[@vaffankoolo]

Fortunately the right to ridicule politicians is protected by the First Amendment.

[@spooky_hausintrees]

Ronnie's take was one of the best! Thanks for the laughs, we're gonna need them!

[@BobPage-i4v]

The same people who failed open book tests in school, failed again. The only upside is, we can tell them, "I told you so!" As our rights and country descend into a memory. (that will be erased from all history books!)

[@markbrock8662]

Says the party that wanted to force vax, force adults and children to stay home, and works very dilligently to silence their opposition. I have a GED and was above most 'educated' workers in my field. Dem's believe schooling is the thing. It isn't.

[@EmeraldPaladin777]

Republicans can controm the house, the senate, the presidency, and the supreme court and the republican voters will still blame the democrats when things go sideways. I know, I grew up in a family of them. They will never learn.

[@VoidCael]

I wish we could, but realistically, no matter how bad it gets, they'll find ways to blame anyone but themselves and MAGA for what's about to happen.

[@Melpheos1er]

Jon, YOU MUST RUN IN 2024 ! You will be 65, more than enough time to do 2 terms

[@sebbubusse4111]

French here, about Fluoride : RFK is right on this one. Most of developped countries do not add fluoride to their drinking water anymore, for obvious health-related issues. none in Japan or Germany, and less than 20% of the population have fluoride in their water for France, UK, Sweden, Spain, etc. Their are a few exceptions, like Ireland or NewZealand, but overall fluoride have been pushed back for decades now in favor of better solutions.

[@mayaenglish5424]

What, like the free health care we don't have? I'll stick with the flouride until they fix that, thanks.

[@bobbobby8250]

I'm so happy Trump and his team was overwhelmingly voted in to fix all the Democrats mistakes! Great job America. 👍🏻

[@daniemwoodson3863]

Thank you so much for saying Convicted Felon 🤔🤔🤔 America WoW !!!

[@ipunwp396]

This is fun to watch right now. I'm gonna miss the schtick.

[@Tamsuw1781]

I am kinda convinced many of us are not savvy enough to vote. How can so many be fooled so easily?

[@poulmartinmller4094]

Inbreding?

[@workpc123]

Winston Churchill said it: "The best argument against universal suffrage is to spend five minutes in conversation with the average voter".

[@notbraindead7298]

For many, it’s all they had. The Democrats failed to address the issues of the Republican voter.

[@jv-lk7bc]

It wasn't easy. Since the sanctions in 2014, Putin knew it was us or them, so put his best minds on cracking the Americans and undermining the American system the way he did the Russian one. He probed till he found a soft spot. Then he hired Tucker Carlson and others like him, and pushed.

[@AJX-2]

Maybe the Founding Fathers were onto something when they denounced universal suffrage.

[@saramarjan1251]

This coming from d guy involved in the golden rain scandal 😂

[@AshleyBidensBathTime]

At least we are all unburdened by what has been 😂

[@CoryJohnston-ll4up]

Ironic for “The Left” to joke about deodorant being locked behind glass. You did that.

[@vicecityrocks1]

Great point

[@honeyrococo]

No, liberals did that. The left haven’t been in charge forever.

[@alwayzchillin0714]

Awww, poor Dems so sad! It's clear who you guys were pulling for.🙄

[@Katseye102]

Can they get him in jail before he takes office?? 😃😃

[@Dannyboy09047]

Nope… the DOJ was bought by the billionaires years ago and intentionally dragged their feet so now that he’s the president elect they can drop all the charges. Justice doesn’t exist when the wealthy own the Supreme Court.

[@SpaceFabrics]

Sometimes the biggest challenges bring out the best in us. A loss is just a reminder of how far you’ve come and how much further you can go.

[@chichienu]

I absolutely agree! 👍🏾 💪🏾

[@nspencer257]

I never realized until someone pointed it out, we've never had a gen x president

[@lone6523]

Human being? The jury’s still out.

[@numbcoyote]

Jon we need you to take the burden. Jon Stewart 2028

[@tboy10301]

That little cha cha trump does gets me every time 😭😭

[@alexgiarrusso1304]

This isn’t the end! It’s the beginning of the end; welcome to the dark ages, folks!

[@KevingalvezGalvez]

Put on your tin foil hat on 🧠

[@meathead365]

Is it the end of the beginning ?

[@autumnseal763]

I can't believe we voted for this.

[@BabsKaz]

Not me

[@Ayeshteni]

Why? Your lack of decent education, your non-existent mental healthcare, your American exceptionalism and your reliance on unbiased news outlets pretty much guarantees it.

[@BassRck50]

"WE", didn't...

[@HubertofLiege]

Got a mouse in your pocket?

[@bendabutcha]

But Kamala didn't win 🤔

[@BassRck50]

Trump has an IQ of 70, speaks at a 3rd grade level, He speaks HIS supporter's language!

[@MyWickedSmile]

If you think someone who successfully ran 2 presidential campaign has an IQ of 70....nobody can help you

[@AshleyBidensBathTime]

We’re going to turn the page and be unburdened by what has been. Joy comith in the morning!!😃

[@Trump-iz-Hitler]

@@AshleyBidensBathTime We'll be very joyful, once the MAGA traitors face justice. Real justice.

[@dodomak9374]

@@AshleyBidensBathTimeExactly 😂

[@JoshKruger-o4g]

Tell me you'd actually put money on Kamala scoring higher on an IQ test against him.

[@JoshuaRyan-mm6st]

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[@JohnTemplar-x3l]

They thought they were going to send him to Rikers Island. Instead they got him elected to the White House. Let that be a lesson to you.

[@jeffthuss5613]

I'm never sure if he's dancing or having an epileptic fit

[@MrLee-hd5ks]

We can ALL thank Merrick Garland!

[@drachenmarke]

That hack will be out soon.

[@donnalocke7312]

What hack. The final report can be released by Garland he has until Jan 19th. The judge already released grand jury testimony. His daughter testified he knew he lost they after election he wanted chaos to continue. She was smart to keep her and her kids away this time

[@msvulcanspock]

SCOTUS failed to implement the American Constitution otherwise Trump wouldn't have been able to be on the ballot for his involvement in the insurrection.

[@michaelbray109]

We don’t know what Garland was thinking, but we know what Donnie wasn’t thinking. That is the point.

[@msvulcanspock]

@@MrLee-hd5ks What about SCOTUS, the Republicans or Mitch McConnell?

[@deborahadams6592]

Trump a human being...that's debatable

[@marilynhirsche8944]

It has nothing to do with excuses she was a woman, and most Americans are lost.

[@ConceptSurvival]

Sorry, news for you… You’re lost

[@SmallSpoonBrigade]

No, it's because she didn't offer anything to men, it was extremely close and what we got was shaming.

[@Ryan-eu3kp]

You are a lost soul.

[@JoshKruger-o4g]

@@SmallSpoonBrigade No, she didn't offer anything to ANYONE

[@jv-lk7bc]

Russification of America is reaching fruition. We lost the Second Cold war.

[@jonwood2684]

Jon Stewart is the only reason I continue to watch the daily show

[@crikey47]

How anyone can think he's capable is beyond me

[@wboss7]

as an outsider with no stake in the game, how can anyone think she was capable?

[@hanklongman9605]

That means nothing coming from the party that elected sleepy joes and kambala

[@jv-lk7bc]

@@wboss7 she can talk and think at the level of at least an ordinary adult person. she's managed to stay on the right side of the law, and doesn't habitually throw her own people under the bus. Thats well more than can be honestly said about him.

[@andiamovenezia]

@@jv-lk7bcwell said

[@JustinStrife]

@@jv-lk7bc You clearly haven't listened to her. She's probably the dumbest candidate for President we have ever had.

[@FamilyReunionPhotography]

Trump math: 45th president (4+5 = 9) 47th president (4+7 = 11) When you put both presidencies together you get 911!

[@MyPoetryHouseOnEtsy]

I'm genuinely afraid that all of this is just a sign of the times...or people have just lost all their common sense, let alone intelligence.

[@EmeraldPaladin777]

Idiocracy wasn't supposed to be a prophecy, but here we are.

[@AlanaLewis007]

He's not a sitting president yet so move forward and get this done

[@XAirForcedotcom]

A bunch of idiots and you’re gonna be treated like idiots

[@Tytyyorkie]

Ricky Stanicky ll - blowing the mic 🎤 👊🏼

[@GreyTapez]

Thank heavens for term limits.

[@StimParavane]

The Dems should have spent more time insulting and shaming ordinary people for worrying about the economy, the border and wars. The "uneducated" do not understand why the political elites just exist to do the bidding of the donor class.

[@juango500]

Bold of you to assume he'll leave voluntarily after these next 4 long years...

[@Killsab3lla]

Bold of you to assume he won’t remove the term limit for president

[@Ayeshteni]

What term limits? Guaranteed that in 4 years America will find itself in a national emergency that will preclude an election until such time as that emergency is ended.

[@dinsedale_darby]

Term limits are in the constitution and it is very, very difficult to amend it. He couldn't do it by himself and it takes many steps with many people on board.

[@J.C.aLL4Hm]

Remember 'Back to the Future' when Biff was in charge?

[@paulwortman483]

People People People... We don't have to worry about voting or any of this anymore. In 1932 Germany, there wete 20 political parties. By 1937 1. You know why you don't know anything about these people or movements. Cuz they all went away. And he has presidential immunity!!!! Isn't THAT great!!!!

[@jehemmerle]

Yep. Page 1 of project 2025.

[@rachelkaiser8358]

Jon for President. 🎉

[@DarrenNielsen-p6j]

I'm so disappointed in the American people, what a joke

[@jimmytucker8365]

So sad to hear that, "Comrade".

[@ivanvoronov3871]

Blaming the people.... No wonder you lost

[@hanklongman9605]

Maybe blame your genocidal, elitist party who couldn't win an election if they were the only ones running.

[@Stunkos]

It's embarrassing for the country and signals to the world that America's time has passed.

[@xmmaureennx]

They brought it on themselves, but they brought it on all Americans. We shouldn't delight in their suffering when we'll be suffering, too. We may need each other to survive it. ❤

[@seahawksfan7298]

Put a woman up WORTH voting for and you’ll see the first woman elected as president. Not some idiot, empty vessel, with horrible policies and every corporation in her back pocket!

[@andrewallston3139]

What we NEED is a weekly “Next Weeks News” segment. Just a 3 min max video of the headlines of next week’s news. It would be fun to see how close y’all can get to the actual ridiculousness we are about to see…

[@68Fortiz]

trump thought the mike was Arnold Palmer

[@riffrite333]

For all of the young people who voted for the Grifter & Thief, get ready for the draft. If you don't know what that is, ask your parents.

[@SmallSpoonBrigade]

Harris was going to cut the military?

[@donnalocke7312]

Enlistment is down. Bout 2 years ago they said if ever a draft happens ago it would include women too

[@workpc123]

Or get your billionaire dad to buy you some "bone spurs"

[@VoidCael]

​​@@donnalocke7312they've talked about that for awhile, but never seem to go through w it. Now that strict gender norms will be enforced, it might never happen.

[@Neptune_p_g]

Jesus. Looks like season 2 of the Apprentice White House is going to be just as lit as season 1. 🍿

[@Joseph-gm1yr]

Day 3 of asking Jon Stewart to run for President of the United States in 2028 (if America is still a democracy by then).

[@dennisquinn4387]

I would like to thank the Daily Show and little Stewie Leibowitz for handing Donald Trump and the Republicans the keys to ALL the toys. You and your leftist pals own this landslide victory and mandate. 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@Sides3Sides]

Isn’t there a law that the president has to BE the president?

[@patriciamurfitt4590]

Law???? 😂😂😂 How silly of you 😂😂 law 🙄🙄🙄 we don't have no stinking law!! 😂😂

[@PinkIsTheBlondOfColors]

@@patriciamurfitt4590 🤣🤣🤣

[@dmp1962]

Apparently not, look at Biden, do you really think he is actually doing the job of the president??? Man hardly knows what day it is.

[@Brutus7350]

@@Sides3Sides Yes, the constitution.

[@mammawlee]

Apparently not. He didn't do anything but lie, golf, brag, insult our friends, openly admire thr oliarchs of the world and insult EVERY SINGLE WOMAN whose name he mentioned.

[@gailaltschwager7377]

Thank you!

[@redmoondesignbeth9119]

I've had "Visions" since I was a toddler. Drugs at 5 did not stop them. I'm 72 now. The night of the results I "saw" a Liberty Bell. A clapper went back and forth. Right to Left. Each time it hit a side it would ring out a "frequency". Back and forth. Then my TV turned on. a couple of minutes later it turned on again. Back and forth. It hasn't done that before or since. ??? My guess is that this is not the end of the story. And we have "help". :) The next day I "saw" a room full of Dems. I look to the Other Room where the GOP should be and it is empty. Void. Nothing. This continues every time I "look".

[@patriciamurfitt4590]

As a 65 year old grandma that has prophetic dreams (if I dream that you are pregnant or have a baby) you can bet that a baby is coming 😅 l hope and pray you are correct 🥰💙

[@redmoondesignbeth9119]

@@patriciamurfitt4590 I'm not the only Woo person out there that is getting similar info.

[@imgonnakeepondancin]

💙

[@thekarret2066]

Well it certainly won't happen on its own.

[@redmoondesignbeth9119]

IMO, We have to create our own future. The country needs a major overhaul. Now is the time to take advantage of that. Trumps Posse is going to drag themselves down with infighting over who has the most power. If it gets worse have Newsum separate his half of the country. The west holds most of the money and the East can't continue without it.

[@siyabongakunene5052]

Americans right now 🗣️: I don't want peace, give me problems. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@krashlyboo]

This Liberal Copium is a delight

[@michaelmiddleton6558]

Please explain to me why 14 million Democrats stayed home and did not vote?

[@hanklongman9605]

Gaza, inflation, stagnant wages, having a literal re✝️@rd as president, and much more.

[@goonerOZZ]

because they just don't like Harris, remember Hillary?

[@Pottercraft278]

I have voted democrat since Obama first ran but didn’t vote this time. As a woman I care more about my daughter’s safety in bathrooms and sports than her ability to get an abortion. Watching the way that Riley Gaines was attacked and bullied by our lawmakers when she testified was what really made me pause and rethink whether or not I wanted to continue voting for democrats. Also the lack of any real policies to help the decimated middle class, the FDA allowing our food supply to be full of chemicals that other countries ban are all the reasons why I’m not sad he won. The democratic party has moved far too left for me to feel represented by them.

[@hanklongman9605]

@@Pottercraft278 You don't know what the left is. None of the problems that you listed have anything to do with the democrats moving left. Read a book for once in your pathetic, misinformed life.

[@hanklongman9605]

@@Pottercraft278 You don't know what the left is. None of the problems that you listed have anything to do with the democrats moving left. Read a book for once in your life.

[@jpeterd92]

Please, the world needs you. #Stewart2028

[@NotThatOlivia]

shame on USA!!! pffff

[@dyork5806]

America voted for this monster. I have never been more embarrassed to be American.

[@fookyuunsa678]

So the guy who bought athletes burgerking is gonna appoint someone to make sure we eat healthier. Got it.

[@cattigereyes1]

King Trump sickening.

[@noelv1976]

Daily Show without John Stewart is lame af

[@billcrook9602]

Poor America, what have you done!

[@mr.Swartz]

Thank you Daily Show for your NoN Stop covering of Trump. I wasn’t a fan until I started watching last month. I tend to agree with your point on most subjects except those that doubt that American will be great again

[@JosephineHerrera-ii7vc]

How low can he go?

[@michaelstevenfriedlander4583]

Trump shows us that in America anything is possible; even for a career criminal.

[@michaelhoffmann2891]

The moment that hit my wife and me the most in this was Ronny pulling out his Malaysian passport. It's when we grabbed our Australian passports and held those up, which we got as soon as we were legally able after moving here from the US. Smug? You bet!

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

But Ronny is also a US citizen...he'll be filing his taxes every year

[@michaelhoffmann2891]

@@lenawagenfuehr53 ooohhh yes. Wife has dual, and she goes through that nonsense every year.

[@donewithher]

Trump rocks