A Video I Will Never Forget

[@username_pending1328]

"I fear not the man who has rehearsed a thousand insults, but the one who has rehearsed one insult a thousand times"

[@michaelptak5274]

Bruce Lee

[@mistersonnen848]

😂😂😂

[@thederpderp7758]

so tru

[@skrounst]

-Sun Tzu? -Jesus? Did you just make that shit up? Holy crap!

[@zynosgd9982]

@@skrounst IKR?! I need to know where it's from!

[@hazel9490]

He really said goober like they couldn’t bother programming more than one line of dialogue for every NPC.

[@dontreadmyprofilepicture270]

DONT READ MY USERNAME!!

[@gupadre8255]

The bots in the replies make me sad

[@furryprideworldwide816]

MARK|PLIER NIECE D|ED LMAO

[@tree_alone]

@darker finbally i'm here

[@stare4539]

fr

[@skrounst]

"Don't worry about who I am. I'm all up in your shit. What the fuck?!" I don't know what scenario I will ever be able to use this line, but using it meaningfully is now on my bucket list.

[@Hassan-zw9tb]

im right in the middle of your shit

[@HINRG14]

The next time someone introduces themselves to you.

[@sourgreendolly7685]

@@HINRG14 lmfaooo well that’s how I’ll be using it, cheers

[@HoloScope]

I think he meant "what the fuck" as in like "what's up". Like "I'm your problem now, what's up what are you gonna do about it."

[@throgerino2731]

I have a scenario where it could come in handy, but it’s not umm. A good thing.

[@FromRussia_With_Love]

Police: Sir you're being creepy and filming a minor in public. Guy: Shut up goober

[@icypastasauce7240]

@Theatricult she said she was 17 in the video

[@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah]

@Theatricult It’s still creepy and gross. It’s something that might not get you arrested but will get you ostracized by the human race. Might even get you disowned in some instances

[@katatonikbliss]

so i'm not taking his side, but from what i could find, she was there for some kind of photoshoot? my question is: who had her posing that way in the first place, and wtf was this photoshoot for? i feel like we're not looking at the bigger picture here, because this situation seems kinda sus from the get-go...

[@FromRussia_With_Love]

@@katatonikbliss I would be curious to know exactly who was behind that photo shoot, yeah.

[@shelby5809]

@@FromRussia_With_Love Her uncle.

[@derpyfailz572]

That biker was the real life equivalent of rolling a 1 on intimidation

[@tree_alone]

Penguinz0 is better than me

[@farrex0]

@@tree_alone Penguinz0 is me than better

[@viderevero1338]

He really wasn't built for Insults LOL

[@Vergil_dark_Knight]

Ducking bots I hate em be a real fast man faster than left late fast-headed pronouns if you wanted me to tell you

[@novasZK]

@@Vergil_dark_Knight dawg ur a bot

[@CherryBeScary]

Imagine if he called the biker a “goofy goober”, that’d be a crit hit right there.

[@notcanibus4764]

how about you calm the fuck down, he wouldve literally killed a man on camera if he said that dont be so harsh

[@compatriot852]

I can already imagine that now. Every time he says Goober add the critical hit sound effect from Team Fortress 2

[@zillasaiyan1m274]

Being a goofy goober is a compliment

[@GhostRider-hy9zt]

😂😂😂

[@Camothor10]

Nah Goofy Goober is a compliment

[@faceman7232]

Goober is the most powerful insult no man can ever recover from it

[@TheGoatOfAll]

@Savetion 🐧 that one might be a bit More powerful

[@redd3589]

@Savetion 🐧 shut up

[@kylestephens1421]

I've called someone a crouton before as an insult.

[@smokeyplane3285]

@Savetion 🐧 bro you're literally Irish 💀💀💀💀💀

[@NolanAnderson]

@Savetion 🐧 ratio

[@salmonsoup15]

The way he says goober, it isn’t normal it’s like G ber oo

[@urgae9125]

He sounds like a snotty brat out of a 2000s cartoon that grew up. Oh god, he’s basically a south park character.

[@Spikii3]

guwber

[@Virtrial]

"Heroin is not good for you" thank you for your wise words Charlie I appreciate that you look out for us

[@khyoyeon554]

I was going to do heroin for the first time ever before Charlie convinced me with this video. Thank you Charlie.

[@lapislazarus8899]

How else am I to get my USDA recommended daily allowance of vitamin H?

[@snomel7276]

bro "not good" is such an understatement lmao

[@uniquegod1997]

@@snomel7276 r/wooooosh

[@danielkuda9504]

Thank god we can still do stimulants

[@microwave4339]

When I go to court for tax evasion I'll be sure to tell the judge that he's a goober for accusing me of not paying taxes

[@dontreadmyprofilepicture270]

DONT READ MY USERNAME! Kdikaksn

[@rhoydplaz2853]

@Kavetion your wife would beg to differ

[@NolanAnderson]

@Kavetion ratio

[@donkeyscarab207]

MARK|PLIER NIECE D|ED LMAO

[@furryprideworldwide816]

MARK|PLIER NIECE D|ED LMAO

[@HachuneMiku01]

The biker is the real life Mumen Rider. He does his best to do the right thing, but the enemy is just too powerful.

[@takamikeigo7985]

That's why Mumen Rider is the best hero

[@ethulsrulezd00d]

Lmfao this deserves more likes

[@Gwyn1stborn]

Was thinking the same thing

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

This anime villain was spamming goober back and forth, like right and left hooks. But eventually something stronger came along to end his reign of terror, heroin.

[@Abolas452]

Holy shit 😭

[@OreoSmithOfficial]

I have no idea how Joey managed to say "goober" several times in a row with nearly the same pitch and tone

[@Li8aGun92]

Youngster Joey? Cause he sounds like an npc?

[@germcrazyshokoff3623]

Isn’t that Joey Boots from Howard Stern?

[@TheActMan]

Had the needle in my arm when Charlie said: "Don't do heroin. Heroin isn't good for you." I'm turning a new leaf now

[@justaspammedusername.5186]

ok (Sorry for my bad english please forgive me.)

[@rong2962]

Dont do drugs, goober

[@murderinc530]

The Alpha Male has been saved!

[@kanyewestgaming9105]

I am Kanye West Gaming and I approve this message

[@carcinogeneticist378]

Oh come on, haven’t you seen Trainspotting?

[@HunterTN]

"Don't do heroin. Heroin's not good for you." Spoken like a real goober.

[@solmoman]

Quitting is for goobers

[@davel4030]

Right. Where was this dude when I was 15

[@mcnamaraky]

Define "good?"

[@lojadorsmp]

​@@mcnamarakyOkay goo͝d adjective Being positive or desirable in nature; not bad or poor. Having the qualities that are desirable or distinguishing in a particular thing. Serving the desired purpose or end; suitable.

[@solmoman]

@@mcnamaraky bruh you got served

[@richymcconey]

I really didn´t expect the "died from a heroin overdose" line, it really brings light into this man´s life

[@gravemind883]

Something has to since he don't seem to have any life in him at the moment.

[@MightyEFX]

@@gravemind883 💀

[@quota3734]

Good ending for these kind of mfs

[@aaronlandry3934]

He lived a miserable life of being an asshole to everyone

[@mycookiehasnoname]

@David Van Budgie say that out loud while staring at yourself in the mirror, hopefully that'll give at least a tiny bit of insight into your own idiocy lmao

[@Days-ru8jh]

I like how the guy who sounds most like a goober is calling someone a goober

[@averagepotato3769]

Takes one to know one goober

[@ricniks4619]

Charlie has to make a “Tough Guy” tier list & put this guy in S tier.

[@arstulex]

Alongside "don't tussle with the muscle" of course.

[@jimtsap04]

Don't forget addison raye's dad

[@exeortegarubio]

I would argue that he should be taken out to give the rest a chance.

[@BBasketballCentral]

@Kavetion no

[@MonkeyDToriko]

Heroine goober has entered the fray

[@tobes..]

bike guy is a legend. the way he got all up in the camera was simply poetic. beautiful.

[@Mellon-Collie]

he's a goober

[@hi_-fc7fo]

@@zegobot9674 I think this comment is half-sarcastic... No need for the deep mood

[@Stop_Gooning]

@@Mellon-Collie He's a LEGENDARY goober

[@rtyprty]

just so he can get in between his shit. so what the fuck

[@unlovableshinshin]

@@Stop_Gooning a goober is a goober

[@bluetiger2468]

I feel like the biker guy fantasied about being the hero and this was his moment to shine, but he wasn't really ready for it. None of his fantasies prepared him for how to react if he was called a "Goober" during the battle.

[@MrFoggy-mm9hi]

No y'all bots are trash

[@WeirdAlShankaBitch]

No amount of training could prepare him to be called Goober

[@username65585]

Don’t insult him. He is a cyclist 🚴‍♀️, not a biker.

[@friendlycanadian3150]

@@username65585 your comment is one big contradiction, you said don't insult him then called him a cyclist.

[@ricniks4619]

Because Goober is a unexpected move no one knows how to counter that Insult.

[@MonkeyBobReacts]

"Don't touch my camera goober."

[@vCrxnchy]

"Alright goober nice outfit too!" Legends say he hasn't recovered

[@BlackLotusFlame]

Can confirm, heard it from TheLegend27

[@SirSevy]

It is hilarious when people get all suited up to go ride their bike. Like they’re in the Tour de France

[@cosmictartar5736]

@Kavetion goober

[@vatsalmagodia5849]

@@cosmictartar5736 he seems to have no comebacks.

[@thederpderp7758]

@@SirSevy to be fair peeps do that for all kinds of stuff: football, skateboarding, basketball, soccer, etc. It doesn't hurt to be well suited for whatever you're up to!!

[@pikkyeaterz]

This video is as big a classic as “consequences will never be the same”

[@dontreadmyprofilepicture270]

DONT READ MY USERNAME!!

[@Sneedmeister]

@Savetion 🐧 based

[@pikkyeaterz]

@@thekidrichie We won’t don’t worry

[@pikkyeaterz]

@@dontreadmyprofilepicture270 alright

[@joselazo6840]

@@pikkyeaterz you’re talking to bots man

[@JCs_-]

kinda feel bad for the biker dude, he's clearly never really been in an argument before and he was just trying to do the right thing.

[@karawithgun8148]

To be fair, it's really hard coming up with cool one liners and responses on the spot like that. I know for a fact I'd probably would have said something just as goofy sounding. I envy people like Charlie who can come up with funny lines right off the bat.

[@DDracee]

@@karawithgun8148 well thats why dont try and act like something else and just do you, just being blunt with him without trying to sound cool would have been just as efficient lol, like the first girl

[@JinnaiT]

I'm confused as to what the woman is supposed to be doing to the chair, is she giving a lapdance to no one?

[@alissacheck4194]

@@JinnaiT She's stretching, he said she's stretching. Likely before a run.

[@JCs_-]

@@karawithgun8148 yea fair

[@matsu5010]

I am still impressed at how he managed to repeat "goober" in the same exact pitch and tone each time.

[@benjaminevans5964]

⚠ goober

[@infinitelighthouse]

Champs up for the biker who couldn't reply back to his goober insults .. he was a biker introvert with a heart of gold 🎌

[@nickhendrickson7224]

Ok GOOBER

[@maxmanchik]

But let's be serious, it's a little sad to see someone who's doing the right thing getting roasted by an unhinged troll

[@caitjmx]

@@maxmanchik I agree, I’d of just dropped the guy.

[@placate9051]

@@caitjmx sure...

[@nickhendrickson7224]

@@maxmanchik honestly the situations, not sad because it's just words. It's sad on the heroine addicts part for how their life was lived. I agree with the person above cuz I'd have clocked that mf but, he handled it well though he had every opportunity to just leave. If more people were less afraid of words, a lot more people would be put in place

[@penttikoivuniemi2146]

The more I think about the line "don't worry about who I am, I'm all up in your shit. What the fuck?" the more impressive it becomes. I would love to at some point in my life be able to write a line as powerful as that is, and this cyclist just dropped it off the top of his head.

[@jakec2229]

it's right up there with "You're not that guy pal, trust me you're not that guy!" as one of the internet rebuttal GOATs

[@jaffacalling53]

Are you people serious? That biker seemed like he had down syndrome.

[@notaprogamer2782]

For being thought of on the spot, it's pretty good

[@ActuallyBog]

“Let go of my camera, GOOBER” I love how his voice changes when he says goober. It’s so fucking funny

[@cameron8529]

GOOBER

[@MikeChhem]

Guy: Why are you a pervert? Recorder: Ok, Goober.

[@pole5357]

the goober insult legitimately had me in tears why did he just keep saying it like that LOL

[@charlimayleeys7383]

Here before @ savetion

[@callmeangie867]

Güber

[@adoriwi]

it sounded so automated? 😭 Almost robotic

[@JonHop1]

goober was a common insult back in the late 90's and early 2000's here in the NE.. It pretty much means you are a weirdo.. It made it even more funny when he zoomed in on his tights lol

[@GruntOfAction]

@Bruh Bruh silence goober

[@esaiarispe6309]

“I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 insults, I fear the man who has practiced 1 insult 10,000 times” -Biker Guy

[@wesleyfeickert9623]

@Kavetion Goober

[@ChrisT.2000]

@Kavetion goobyr

[@redrar00]

Ok, goober.

[@savior8017]

Cat

[@skyrevanvalor2128]

@Kavetion Goober

[@jonharrison3114]

Charlie is the light that leads me through the Cringe, without him even attempting to watch this would result in instant combustion.

[@silly_on_]

fr

[@Sparti3000]

He’s like Moses, he’s parting the sea of cringe

[@adwarriorlegend1]

Yep

[@Klabbity_Kloots]

@true gaymer Jesus died for our sins. This guy died for our cringe.

[@dividedstatesofamerica2520]

That's because you're weak.

[@powdermuaythai]

always love when i find a video of yours from the past that i missed. love your work, charlie

[@mr.craven5829]

I will say in arguments, the silly insults tend to piss people off more for some reason. I was in an argument with a girl who was calling me everything in the book, and I said she had the personality of a wet carrot, and she just flew off the handle after that. It was hilarious

[@aarondaniel6630]

It's bc they suck at insults and only use curse words. Use an intelligent insult and watch them look stupid

[@majorpwner241]

It's the fact that you need to make so little effort to trash them while they are trying their hardest... gets 'em every time.

[@Hiraleth]

I think because it's confusing, they're gonna stay up late wondering what you meant by that

[@splawshy3346]

You call someone "goofy" in my school and a full blown argument starts

[@bcav712]

@@Hiraleth someone called me the living form of sleep apnea and I can confirm that it had me thinking the whole rest of the day.

[@YodaOnABender]

Imagine going through life every day sounding like that guy

[@enricovangelderen6464]

I can understand he used heroin I would too if I sounded like that

[@haddenandre7514]

@@enricovangelderen6464 LMAOOO

[@Springz55]

He's dead

[@YodaOnABender]

@@Springz55 I know, I watched the same video as you

[@Springz55]

@@YodaOnABender Wow so you're aware you tried to make fun of a dead guy and you admit it, nice

[@jingles2672]

3:18 I love how Joey sets the tone with that chill “wtf” really conserved himself to set up those “Goober” power bombs. So seasoned in his art

[@johnathanpabon7063]

I was thinking this the seasoning he throws on it the shit works

[@matt.stevick]

Poison ivy is the most common type of poison ivy

[@drewpetricc]

Joey boots was a classic character/caller from the Howard stern show.

[@funonoldwheels7150]

What a shock

[@Whyistomatoafruit]

Classy.

[@HackTVIndia]

Please continue this series Charlie, Bring back all the legendary videos that have been lost in time.👍

[@asakukarma]

@@thekidrichie okay

[@StateStreetRichboy8535]

Yesssssss

[@J.Lupoli]

@@thekidrichie When you're so lazy you forget to put "Don't" in your bot's name:

[@deimosvalentine]

When I was in high school, my friend showed this to everyone on the lunch line. We still quote this video all the time, and is still the funniest thing to us.

[@dontreadmyprofilepicture270]

DONT READ MY USERNAME!!!

[@nerdstop5025]

Okay goober

[@deimosvalentine]

@@dontreadmyprofilepicture270 Don't reply to me, goober.

[@dylanm691]

Alright goober. Nice profile pick, too.

[@arty217]

@@dontreadmyprofilepicture270 shut up goober

[@nightwolf32]

The cyclist seems like he wants to play the white knight here, but he doesn't really know how to go about it.

[@hunkofhamofficial]

His voice actually makes this shit funny, if only he wasn't a creep and just stuck with getting into fights with random people and calling them goobers lol

[@surgeis1]

hes a internet troll not a actual creep

[@hunkofhamofficial]

@@surgeis1 He literally filmed someone doing yoga until people had to step in, there is no way replies like this can be real lmfao

[@AA-pv6mi]

@@drone6581 the girl he was recording was a minor 😐

[@hunkofhamofficial]

@@drone6581 The fact that you think filming someone doing yoga like a weirdo is some form of joke honestly concerns me...

[@rayres1074]

His voice is fucking hilarious

[@squillz8310]

that combo of 5 ''goobers'' left the biker so stun-locked that he fumbled his next line. Truly astonishing.

[@Bored_Ngl]

6 goobers

[@Bored_Ngl]

4:38

[@Bored_Ngl]

4:40

[@Bored_Ngl]

4:42

[@Bored_Ngl]

4:44

[@tristanfletcher343]

The man's voice is quite literally: Skateboarding teen #2 from like any 90s cartoon.

[@barrothontherocks3325]

"hey dweeb you talking to my girl again? me and the boys are gonna beat you off- i mean up"

[@knifeatthepickle]

"Don't do heroin, it's not good for you." The Greatest PSA of All Time

[@Stop_Gooning]

More people need to hear that.

[@TaticusKgore]

It's destroyed so many lives in just this country alone. Please stay safe everyone .

[@mycookiehasnoname]

Pranking sixteen assholes?

[@jeffreyla74]

Kudos for the "biker". He was obviously out of his element, but he did what was right. It's easy to do what's right, when what's right backs you up, but in a situation like this, when the biker is obviously out of his element but stands up for what is right despite his insecurities, that is true bravery! Stand up for what's right, and what's right will stand up for you!

[@enlightenedinterstellarbei8020]

💯

[@LickMyMusketBallsYankee]

This sounds like some rambling shit I'd write on 60mg of adderall

[@HYDEinallcaps]

Being insecure isn't a death sentence? Yeah right, goober.

[@markymark443]

The camera angle on his mouth was so uncomfortable to look at lmao But he was right to do the right thing

[@HYDEinallcaps]

@@markymark443 So did you get a less goober-tier outfit since then, goober?

[@horohorosrin]

If this dude could've just goobered about without the sexual harassment and the heroin, he would've been hilarious

[@jimjam762]

Without the heroin and sexual harassment he would've been the goober

[@EveTheRaviolo]

@@jimjam762 he WAS already the goober

[@SumThatSooli]

@@jimjam762 he's been a goober

[@Demi_Purple]

He lived by the goob, he died by the goob

[@majorpwner241]

What are you talking about... he was hilarious. "You just ran over my foot, that's why you got dropped!" lmfao It's the fact he's being such an arse and still making the other guy look worse that's so funny.

[@DrDolan2000]

I shouldn't be laughing, but his voice is too funny; and the fact that he doesn't see how this is an issue is the cherry on top ("goober"? Really?) Biker Dude is a hero, too. Respect

[@thedecafe1]

I shouldn’t lol 😂

[@Syndicalism]

This was made for the purpose of being a prank. A classic. Won't seem like a meme if you react normal to doing weird dumb stuff in public

[@Li8aGun92]

I like that he was just trying to help and it doesn't matter if his insults were awkward. He was just trying to make him stop creepily filming her.

[@Bigbuggin]

​@@Li8aGun92the guys gay I doubt he was doing it sexually

[@garyphisher7375]

@@Li8aGun92 He was being a pathetic white knight. He was exercising his right to film in public. The young woman shouldn't have been doing things that caused her to be embarrassed by someone filming her. Attention thots should be shamed.

[@heckingbamboozled8097]

I absolutely did not expect the guy filming to start calling the biker "goober" over and over again. Keeled over laughing

[@subwoofer6726]

The biker had the spirit of a hero, but he severely underestimated his villian's potential while overestimating his own. Once he slammed him with "goober" he realized he got into a fight he couldn't win. But dammit he stood his ground and took his lashings because he was going to see it through the end. Rumor in the ancient archives of the internet says this biker was the inspiration for "Mumen Rider" from "One Punch Man".

[@memenazi7078]

The ultimate chad

[@lekarenmanager2364]

i thought of mumen rider too lmao

[@solmoman]

@@memenazi7078 Everyone is always a chad, no matter the situation.

[@YaBoyBilly88]

"Don't do Heroin" Jesse: "You can't keep getting away with this!"

[@legodude54321able]

That “goober” had me heaving🤣

[@dukeofanchor]

Move: Goober Type: Poison Damage: 40 x 6 Effect: Each consecutive hit deals +2 damage and inflicts the Toxic debuff

[@PvreG0ld]

@Savetion 🐧 ...

[@breastmilkpaladin3678]

@Savetion 🐧 peak comedy right here

[@paulaseabee8442]

The creep was "filming in public". The cyclist could've just said "I'm just standing here in public".

[@frankie3945]

Let’s see how coherent you are after being assaulted with that many goobers.

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

We need to go back in time and give this biker dude a rocky training montage to truly prepare him for the goober onslaught.

[@aaronlandry3934]

He was an IRL troll proto-streamer that annoyed everyone and died of a heroin overdose. What a sad, sad life he must have lived

[@thecaptain6520]

Meh, he had it coming

[@aaronlandry3934]

@@thecaptain6520 He did, but wow, that’s a pathetic waste of a life

[@greenbrickbox3392]

Pretty pathetic to live a life dedicated to annoying people and being disliked

[@RizZRizZ-]

@@greenbrickbox3392 Idk, he was having fun trolling NPCs I mean you only get annoyed if you’re fragile lmao

[@spartanguitarist6579]

@@greenbrickbox3392 he lived his best life

[@YoloYester94]

Goober is probably the best insult I’ve ever heard.

[@2DReanimation]

Treebeard: "There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Men for this treachery." Pippin: "What about goober?" Treebeard drops the hobbits and walks up to Orthanc. Treebeard: "Yer a goober Saruman!" Saruman falls out from his balcony and lands on that spiky waterwheel contraption.

[@MollyHJohns]

This needs to be a comic

[@lmao1660]

Hes not just a goober, hes a GOOFY GOOBER

[@wallraven55]

Just a fun fact If you did not know, in the books Saruman does not die at Isengard. He dies in the shire

[@brandonfields613]

it's a shame they only put that fall in the extended versions. C'mon like a 3 hr 20 min movie, but you cut out the fall of all ages?

[@Mendall]

What a coincidence, I finished watching Lord Of The Rings: Return Of The King yesterday

[@sef5347]

0:40 Lady confronts subject 1:53 Subject reacts with anger after being confronted 3:06 Subject gets confronted by the main character 4:37 Subject activates main attack 5:54 Main character attacks Subject and returns to the batcave

[@whosjojo9882]

“Don’t worry about who the fuck I am. I’m right in the middle of your shit, so what the fuck” -2010 Goober

[@Daniel-nn8mr]

The way the cameraman says goober, it sounds like he's congested and has a blocked nose.

[@noodleboi540]

“Are you taking photos of her butt?!🤨” “Yes. Yes i am😐” I don’t know whether to acknowledge his honesty or be weirded out by the prank

[@dontreadmyprofilepicture270]

DONT READ MY USERNAME!!

[@RaptorJesus]

We can do both. Hand-shake for the simple honesty, then a knee to the groin for being a creepy asshole.

[@sidauthur7836]

@Savetion 🐧 baby learned a new word

[@senordinkus]

@Savetion 🐧 goober

[@jaronhowze8147]

@savetion goofy ahh goober

[@RipScissor]

This guy literally sounds like a character Zach Hadel would have created and voiced.

[@shupasopni]

RIGHT I was thinking that the whole time he sounds like Charlie from SF

[@bizmokane7972]

The green cumulon

[@ST1TCH916]

The goober thing sounds like an actual Oneyplays bit

[@orangenostril]

Low key, the heroin overdose kinda says it all. These irl troll types aren't really even getting much enjoyment out of what they do, they're just trying to make everyone else as miserable as they pretend not to be.

[@unbalancedlibra9788]

I feel attacked

[@Demi_Purple]

the modus operandi of a lot of toxic people, honestly I can't imagine a healthy, mentally balanced person with prospects in life doing this nonsense un-ironically

[@jdinsomniac7504]

@@Demi_Purple fr

[@Autismic1]

​@@Demi_Purple fr, goober

[@charlespancamo9771]

nah. he just wanted to jack it. you're thinking too deep.

[@butterspike680]

"Don't worry about who the fuck I am. I'm right in the middle of your shit, so what the fuck?" -History greatest goober and hero.

[@noahjones5009]

So we gonna ignore the fact the “women doing the stretches” said she was 17 years old at 6:07? That takes this video to whole new level of creepy.

[@puppetstudio4989]

no we are not...

[@HYDEinallcaps]

Based and cunnypilled, as some might say, goober.

[@McFlatulence]

And people are still defending this guy in the comments like wtf

[@HYDEinallcaps]

@@McFlatulence Non-goobers gotta stick together, goober.

[@sugarpuffextrem]

u cant say "im only x years old" The moment u do u obviously not as naive or immature or whatever u try to allude to

[@TheLazyPinecone]

I love how the cameraman immediately goes “wut tha fuuuq” in the most 2000s way after the bikers opening line

[@SheDevil]

dude i looooooooove calling people goobers when they're upset. It's truly perfect and highly underrated.

[@Necromaster-]

Honestly when the guy filming kept calling the biker a goober it was like I was a Pokémon watching the TM for snarl.

[@ghostlytavern129]

I mean listening to his voice I feel like the fact he did heroin makes a lot of sense

[@dontreadmyprofilepicture270]

DONT READ MY USERNAME!

[@ghostlytavern129]

@@dontreadmyprofilepicture270 no need to worry I’m unable to read 😋💖

[@90210ey]

@Savetion 🐧 thats not very pg

[@WeirdAlShankaBitch]

@@90210ey but it is very pog

[@Christmas_Johan]

@Savetion 🐧 bold, inspiration, and fresh

[@zxs4113]

4:10 my mans really the definition of "hes a little confused but hes got the spirit"

[@dontreadmyprofilepicture270]

DONT READ MY USERNAME!!

[@187-v5q]

@Savetion 🐧 🤣

[@Jay-Jay-OT]

6:04 sounds like she said "you know I'm 17 years old" which adds a whole other layer of filth to it all

[@nerdstop5025]

HOLY SHIT SHE DID

[@TripleSuccotash1]

Yeah, her parents should be ashamed, you're right. Or she was lying about her age to scare him because it could legally change the situation, but no charges being filed after such rabble implies that she was actually an adult in public giving consent.

[@littletechn8175]

@@TripleSuccotash1 What?

[@schijtnaam]

@@TripleSuccotash1 what in the incel cope is this?

[@jteric]

@@TripleSuccotash1 the guy filming has nothing to do with the photo shoot the girls's going to do

[@GroundMemory]

7:25 - Charlie, every time YOU say "goober," I smile, too.

[@sleepyote]

I love how people are standing up for her, wish people were still like this.

[@dontreadmyprofilepicture270]

DONT READ MY USERNAME!!

[@mrs.brightside4909]

Yeah that made me really happy to see

[@LucrativePerson]

@Savetion 🐧 🤣 where tf did that come from

[@stormboy6677]

@@LucrativePerson issa bot

[@Motorhead264]

"wish people were still like this" They are. We just saw a video of it.

[@vinnievega9843]

He sounds like every scooby doo villain, and he would have gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for those meddling bystanders.

[@TruffulyCake]

Biker guy still had a truly amazing and historic entrance.

[@freakinnuclearfantasy2511]

Please tell me im not the only one that heard the girl stretching say "I'm 17"

[@theharlequin7280]

Since self declared trolls are about on the same level with 'Influencers' and people doing reaction videos, I can't say that I'm too sad about his passing.

[@mabitent]

bro is so brain damaged that he thinks influences, trolls, and reactors deaths no matter, as if your life carries any more weight than a single other persons in the world.

[@SKELETMANE]

You do know that this is a reaction video pretty much lmfao

[@huntsman9316]

You do realize this channel is a reaction channel, right?

[@nicholas1173]

"im in public ill do whatever the hell i want" jesus christ we really dont need people with this mentality anywhere without supervision

[@Ilive_420]

It's even more scary that there's people in this comment section and they defend him saying she shouldn't have stretched in shorts as if it's something s*xual lol. There's a dude that wrote "I feel like people are blinded by the fact that she's a woman" because he's mad they wouldn't let him film her without consent. There's lot of incels here, which I don't get, since Charlie makes fun of them so often.

[@ahall9839]

@@Ilive_420 Saying she shouldn't be stretching in short shorts in the middle of a street isn't the same as defending the sleaze ball. Do you have the reasoning ability of a small child?

[@Mageblood]

@@ahall9839 saying that a person should stretch in running clothes.... Yeah that's weird my dude... Wait til you go to the beach and see women in bikinis 😱😱😱😱😱

[@ahall9839]

@@Mageblood Nowhere did I say that's what I think. I was pointing out that no one is defending the guy. You must have the reading comprehension of an even smaller child.

[@garybuttherissilent5896]

@@Ilive_420 Who is the one making it s*xual? It is kind of strange that we are allowed to see things with our eyes and store it in our organic memory, but that it suddenly becomes s*xual when we try to record it on hardware memory.

[@YouLikeBosch]

There's nothing worse than realizing you're out of your element and trying to power through. Non-confrontational people suddenly forget how to string words together when confronted with a potential altercation. I know because it happens to me.

[@jnothanks]

Don't do anything in public you don't want recorded. The guy recording was well within his rights. The right answer is either to ignore the filmer or leave the public area. Anything else is wrong.

[@nixpardus3575]

Tiktok brain rot got to you huh?

[@gramps6334]

​@@nixpardus3575 it's the 1st amendment. No expectations of privacy in public. Brain rot is contagious.

[@Fronkador]

​@@gramps6334You would rape children if it was legal.

[@Janduin45]

Sure he was within his rights to film, but they were also within their rights to call him out on being a creep and standing in front of his camera. Saying "Anything else is wrong" is absolutely not true. Laying hands on his camera or running over his foot is a no-no though.

[@trixxiedixie6800]

You can’t record people thought 😂 especially not inappropriately

[@FrostclawPlays]

2:05 Damn, Charlie, getting a bit too real. Love how he absolutely thrashes modern society completely deadpan.

[@Go_go_gadget]

I wonder if I can say the n word

[@warmateo6261]

@@Go_go_gadget Savetion is saying it in the replies lol

[@TheLazyPinecone]

It’s true. The guy wouldn’t be actually called out.

[@TheYoungonex]

yes Charlie is so real, made a collab with ex Artisian CEO Nick dankner, to now scam his own viewers. acting like they werent able to calibrate the prices even tho they have enough experience from artisan. And it's also Charlie, someone who built his whole brand on exposing sc4ms and frauds, is now sc4mming is own viewers and instabans anyone who even mentions starforged on his stream. I wrote " BatChest I Loovee starforge" and got instabanned. That's not Charlie's roots anymore. fanboys.

[@ECarmyEC]

@@TheLazyPinecone until a colored hair pronoun girl see it’s

[@FacterinoCommenterino]

Today's fact: Marmite was one of most confiscated items at airports from the U.K., to overcome this issue, Marmite made smaller ones for travelling.

[@I_quit_trolling_now]

I’M BETTER THAN PENGUINZ0

[@nevermind4712]

the bots quick as hell

[@FrostyFrosto]

@Savetion 🐧 my guy

[@dontreadmyprofilepicture270]

DONT READ MY USERNAME

[@duncanblue6698]

Damn I thought there were a bunch of people that wanted to comment on this commenterino but it’s just bots

[@vicious9602]

There’s no way to appear intimidating in bicycle tights with a helmet on. This day of reckoning was coming for him, and he was doomed from the very moment he took up that hobby.

[@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica]

idk if he pulled out a sawed off shotgun he might seem a bit more intimidating

[@goldsnafu]

@@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica thats more illegal than filming people in public

[@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica]

@@goldsnafu Sure Sure... but it would be intimidating

[@Ilive_420]

@@goldsnafu Thank you, Batman, for your incredible wisdom! Say hi to Jason for me!

[@jjdude5531]

@@Ilive_420 ?

[@life_so_hard_i_so_emo]

when the guy says the legendary quote then the cameraman just repeats "what the fuck?" lol

[@kapity3214]

“Don’t worry abt who tf i am im in the middle of ur shit so wtf”

[@jaketerp500]

The eloquence at which Charlie speaks is seriously so funny

[@bradley163]

"I'm right in the middle of your shit" will be the name of Biker Man's memoir.

[@dontreadmyprofilepicture270]

DONT READ MY USERNAME

[@donkeyscarab207]

MARK|PLIER NIECE D|ED LMAO

[@furryprideworldwide816]

MARK|PLIER NEICE D|ED LMAO

[@tangerinenoises]

The fact that the girl stretching shouts "I'm seventeen!" before he tries to continue to record her, only to have her run off is disgusting...Troll or not, he was filming a literal minor... The people in the crowd were def in the right

[@Your_Name_Lol]

The girl was in on it

[@creator2909]

@@Your_Name_Lol source?

[@Your_Name_Lol]

@@creator2909 the video charlie presumably saw is called “nice outfit, goober” and the description mentions joey being gay and the girl being a frequent caller on a radio show i think it was

[@jaredgabriel9662]

ok goober

[@Your_Name_Lol]

@@jaredgabriel9662 nice username goober

[@tyhilton3499]

Guys a creep but absolutely is allowed to film. Its a public space

[@Basey]

No one is talking about what a queen that first woman is who called him out. She deserves a standing ovation. Good riddance, Joey.

[@googlename7943]

yes. i thought she was gonna be the karen in the video but she has wholesome mom vibes

[@olivia7782]

@@googlename7943 sometimes older white women can use their powers for good

[@michaelbarker3749]

She WAS a Karen. If he wasn’t filming, she would have went after him for looking

[@sanicspeed1672]

@@michaelbarker3749 now people are stretching so hard because old white women exist

[@darkx6869]

There’s nothing “Karen” about being a decent person. Face it not every middle aged white women is a Karen. Calling out a dickhead isn’t being a Karen.

[@user-sf9gs2pg1b]

His voice DOES sound like a cartoon character! I could definitely imagine Quagmire doing this, lol.

[@0NeeN0]

he sounds like someone from south park but i can't pinpoint it

[@ChooknRS]

@@0NeeN0 Mr. Mackey was the one that came to mind for me

[@pezjerk]

i thought he sounded like chong from cheech&chong

[@cooldudlet]

he sounds like someone from cartoon network or nickelodeon. or riddler from batman series. the one from 1990s

[@0NeeN0]

@@ChooknRS you're right, that was who I was thinking about. After listening one more time to Mackey and him it's different. But I was watching 10 first seasons for last 4 days so my mind might be fried.

[@jk_d7837]

This video is 2 years old and I'm still flabbergasted he was fighting that hard to just go and keep recording her ass. Insanity.

[@Kg_qK]

"He died of a heroin overdose about six years ago" PHEW

[@PotassiumPotat0]

On her way out she said she was seventeen, and Joey still thought he was in the right. Humanity disapoints again Edit: of course I put adain there on purpose, why wouldn’t I. I mean my names not even Adain and that’s also not how to spell the name… but still

[@dontreadmyprofilepicture270]

DONT READ MY USERNAME!!

[@ivyiesplace]

some goofy ahh replies in here

[@steamoreeno]

@@ivyiesplace fr

[@godsludge]

adain

[@sabastiansteel4934]

damn the bots getting bold

[@CH-ce1rm]

Bruh, just doing some research proved this guy is actually a lot more crazier than I thought. Joey Boots, a wack pack regular on Howard Sterns show, a gay (dunno if it's true), having a body that doesn't match his face (I imagined he was like a slim creep, and I think that's why the biker said "you wished you can work as hard as I can" referencing his large body.), and won a 5 mil lawsuit against Whole Food (maybe that's why he got addicted to heroine) Like, wtf? Can you please do a whole video on this guy?

[@jonathan_420]

Dang wtf?

[@drlazy1]

I used to watch his videos on youtube, and yes he was really gay, but only came out at 40. I'm sad that he passed, he was a complex character with some demons. But he seemed genuine.

[@JoeDirtisawsome]

@@drlazy1 if he was gay, why was he filming that chick' ass?

[@shevchenko7cfc941]

The second he said Joey I recognized the voice. Yes Joey was gay, yes he OD'd and another "Whack packer" found him because Joey lived in the same shit hole section 8 building and Joey didn't show up to their live podcast

[@Orbl-kl3xd]

This guy sounds like what a smug rich guy in Spongebob would sound like

[@Black.Haired.Raven1]

Did I hear her right? She just said she was 17 at the very last moment.

[@lil_skae]

God man I was looking for someone else that noticed. How did Charlie not hear that?

[@GitErDun]

3:18 The energy in this part of the video is amazing. The zoom up to the mouth, the guy behind the camera with his voice, the line the bike rider just spoke.

[@rpsyco]

Before this video I did heroin for 43 years. As a 28 year old man, I can successfully say Charlie stopped me from doing it by telling me not to do heroin today. Thank you, star of Hunger Games.

[@boman1074]

Nicr

[@theo_2949]

Omg because you're now clean a bot is claiming you won a prize

[@rpsyco]

@@theo_2949 I know I'm so excited!

[@garybuttherissilent5896]

Dude that's crazy, I am 15 but did heroin for only 30 years and I'm still recovering

[@jessicathesweet9080]

I need a version of this where there's a baseboosted boom after every goober

[@nyChannel09]

2:20 getting publicly shamed is worse than getting called out face to face IRL...

[@ltb1345]

The biker was definitely in control of the situation. To be fair, you wouldn't be able to pick up on his subtle and brilliant manipulation of the creepy camera guy if you aren't familiar with the Bike Male grindset.

[@compatriot852]

Goober

[@falcoreee]

The guy sounds like a Zach Hadel impression of a THIS exact kind of guy, all the way down to "old bag"

[@dontreadmyprofilepicture270]

DONT READ MY USERNAME!!

[@Ludviga]

@Savetion 🐧 💀💀💀

[@falcoreee]

@@Ludviga don't worry abt it broski. It's just a botted comment , cringe asf