Heathers: The musical - Full Soundtrack with Lyrics

I know, there are numerous amounts of errors in the lyrics of this video. I am sorry.

[@zoeloreanne3777]

When your bf kills three people, what do you do? *sInG*

[@hannahyt8313]

Zoë Loreanne the caption letters spell IG 😂😂😂

[@queenkaterose]

😂😂

[@brokendreams8291]

STOMACH, INSTEP, NOSE AND GROIN no I’m joking XD

[@bertarangelfamily]

Zoë Loreanne nah watch him explode lol

[@gabbygibson8321]

Zoë Loreanne lets be SEVENTEEEEEEEEEEEEN

[@cjck1344]

Shine a light: don’t kill yourself Shine a light reprise: actually

[@ParkadeParade]

lmao

[@lavender70113]

It’s so true tho 😭

[@imdyingfromhype6037]

no don't kill urself ur so sexy ahaha... unless

[@feliz5919]

😭😂😂

[@sonchaeyoung9967]

yes live but actually no

[@RainyLittleMan]

Kurt: the only person in a musical to question why people are randomly singing

[@Anonymous-sn4hu]

Well, he IS the smartest guy on the football team.

[@tulipxoxo355]

Where does he question it? Xx

[@RainyLittleMan]

@@tulipxoxo355 tbh idk what was going through my head when i posted this comment

[@WicusIsntOkay]

Lmao Our Love Is God just came on-

[@fashionablechangeling1988]

@@tulipxoxo355 He's reacting to what JD is singing in Our Love is God. Ram is also seemingly aware that he's in a musical in beautiful when he hears Veronica criticise him

[@idontexist166]

Plot Twist: *After this entire musical, Veronica rides a motorbike up to Seattle and proceeds to attend North Shore High*

[@kassp7945]

WAIITTTT WHAT IF SHE MET THE PLASTICS. YKNOW FROM LIKE MEAN GIRLS.

[@Mansihearts]

And change her name, don't forget that

[@someonewithunpopularopinions]

Changed her name to Janis, perhaps?

[@nawrr7438]

north shore is in chicago

[@girlbear7543]

Would be cool but the time line doesn't match heathers takes place in 1989 and mean girls is 2004

[@rubes221]

*_September 1st, 1989_* _Dear diary_ _today I couldn't find my diary, so I'm writing this on both of my Kung Fu Panda 2 DVD'S._

[@pathoo8963]

YEAH ! I HAVE THE REF ! I LOVE YOU😂😘

[@namlag]

I GET THE REFERENCE XD

[@hx.4s1b3]

Vine reference

[@abbi.brewer2742]

Did we just become best friends?🤣💀

[@im_a_dimwit5899]

I’ve never respected someone so much

[@theo-wv7lf]

Therapist: And what do we say when we feel like this? Me: Freeze your BRAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIN Therapist: No.

[@adrianaeugenio717]

Lol XD

[@kaikelemen4396]

OMFG I did that to my therapist and she just looked at me very disappointed while i proceeded to die of laughter

[@tulipallium]

*YAS*

[@cordella2546]

Therapist: nO-

[@monsieurbacteria3019]

When musical geeks come to the therapist

[@envyxxlilli]

Say what you want, but I think the saddest part in this musical are Kurt’s last words: “You killed my best friend!” and “What does that mean?!”

[@mr.blonde8984]

Honestly, I think it's easily the darkest scene in the show, uncontested

[@cielphemister7084]

His “stop being a dick” response to jd getting more and more deranged singing at him will never not make me laugh. I never even thought about how his last words were fear for his friend

[@Charlotte_74]

“I WAS JS KIDDING ABT THE BO DIDDLEY THING”

[@littlepinkvelv]

fact : "ich luge" means "i'm lying" in german. that's why in the movie, jd asked veronica if she knew how to speak german.

[@idk-yi3ft]

@Evy_Kitti_ Chan thank you

[@Lovekaylapls11]

Ohhh

[@panda-qv5nq]

"College will be paradise if I'm not dead by June-" The Coronavirus: *b e t*

[@musicalgeek5081]

True

[@DDLavvy]

Good

[@xxmaisieellaxx2934]

Yes

[@apollo7817]

i-

[@dmmundas8581]

Lol so true

[@isabellas3353]

“make this whole town disappear” she didn’t mean literally, JD

[@Nightmare-Rose]

pFF-

[@pcong498]

JD a psychopath so he took way too far

[@karlea580]

@@pcong498 to be fair, his life really fucked him up, like with his dad, and mom like... shit Id go fucking bat-shit too if my life was like that

[@pcong498]

Karlea I see where you are coming from but he still a bit cra cra

[@karlea580]

@@pcong498 ya, I'm not excusing what he did, I mean he still killed 3 people...but I think he can be forgiven, not excused, just forgiven

[@scoutstrong3003]

Me: thinking Blue was going to be sadness about Heather C. Ram: Heyyyyyyy rrrrrrronnicaaa Me: What in the actual hell

[@madilynnlaidlow865]

Ha ha

[@artbycallie6816]

*spicy music intensifies*

[@komi_the_cosplayer]

*Thats shine a light reprise for you!*

[@mjserrano32]

Later on in the song “you make my balls so blue” 😭😭

[@Batzs]

“They feel like mittens, they’ll purr like kittens”

[@joeyy6407]

Veronica: hey can you, like, stop killing our classmates? JD: Y'all hear something?

[@abikay6126]

JD:👨🏻‍🦯

[@Kiki-ee1wd]

JD: 🥱

[@mjserrano32]

JD holding a ‘tranquilizer’: “what was that?”

[@komi_the_cosplayer]

*Danganronpa music intensifies*

[@milkatomor4929]

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE GOTH GIRL WHO SAID "HEATHER TOUCHING ME..."

[@miamafalda1118]

A whole ass mood. It's me. I'm the goth girl.

[@shoutaaizawa3614]

Vampire lesbian culture.

[@beeparadise9631]

I was Heather c in a play and i laughed on stage when that happened

[@ax3247]

That was me. I'm sorry.

[@averynored6249]

IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THAT FOR 2 YEARS

[@adamkaltenbach7696]

V: does your mommy know you eat all that crap? JD: not anymore JD: when mom was alive- V: 😨

[@slushy711]

uh oh-

[@insertcoolnamehere9087]

V: *surprised Pikachu face*

[@madeleineseifert5931]

SH!T😂

[@eternelleee]

Random Obsessions my reaction exactly

[@theartdudette]

V: *and i oop-*

[@ghoulzrcool]

"Yo girl" is such an underrated song, I personally think it's excellent too.

[@baguettesorcerer]

@@Everest_Animations Me too!

[@Diangelooz]

INDEED

[@pinksoft39]

YEAH, i love the creepy vibe in it

[@___.alexandraa444.]

YEAH

[@Xeorboom]

the last 5 songs are the best of the musical

[@captaincharlie_]

Kindergarten boyfriend: exists, has a strong meaning and is extremely important to Marthas story. Me: not being able to focus on anything other than wondering how TF she remembers kindergarten so well

[@creativ-ish]

LMAO

[@Bgdf007]

I can kind of remember kindergarten well, lol. Its because it was during the years I was actually happy and naive :) But got bullied/teased everyday *still do*

[@captaincharlie_]

@@Bgdf007 I'm sorry love. My recommendation might make me a bad example but if they put their hands on you, fuck em up. Bullies tend to leave someone who beats the shit out of them alone

[@Bgdf007]

@@captaincharlie_ I'd get in so much trouble but i'm willing to kick them higher than their shins. Still would get in a lot of trouble so I just yell at them. They still try to annoy me each day. I've gone numb from it so it doesnt bother me a lot.

[@captaincharlie_]

@@Bgdf007 I wasn't bullied, but my mom was and she did exactly what I'm about to suggest. The girls at school would hit her, and my grandma told her to fight back. So the next morning, she wore a sweater to school with really big wooden buttons (length of a golf ball, thin but very wide.) on it, balled it up around her fist, and waited for the bully to almost hit her before she used that very sweater to beat her bully with. She never picked on my mom again. My advice?? Fight back. Yeah you might get in trouble, but if you fuck em up enough they'll leave you alone. Not too much to cause _serious_ problems but enough to "educate" them. But, you should wait until they do (or almost do) something sever enough for you to claim self defense. If you can't physically fight, no problem, I can't either. But what I'D do is worse. I'd pull a "Malcolm In The Middle". If Bullies got super close up in MY face/personal space, here's what I saw on TV (MITM) that I'd do if I ever needed to fuck someone up: Hit them hard (not enough to cause serious damage) with your bag. But make sure you put a brick in it before you leave the house. If you fuck them up just enough to leave you alone for good, might be worth it. But again, I'M A HORRIBLE INFLUENCE 🤣🤣

[@orion_the_constellation3705]

Veronica's mom: how was school sweetie? Veronica: *ww2 flashbacks* Veronica: ..fine..

[@Xeorboom]

explosive

[@anangelstavern]

Now hear me out, Heather's but from JDs perspective

[@salxd5384]

yes fucking please :)

[@elizabethsydney5664]

Now! Someone make this please 🙏🙏🙏

[@melindadapotato8097]

Bubblegum Bloke please make this happen

[@antisocialheadphoneskid4564]

There could be a novel like Dear Evan Hansen did. In the book it showed Connor's pint of view.

[@aster7986]

YES I NEED THIS IS MY LIFE

[@user9780]

I’m sorry but can we all agree this soundtrack is addicting?

[@kaylapreds610]

Yes it is

[@Cameranistalkingagain]

I know we’re all crying but...... When Jd was about to die he kept repeating “our love is god” because he wants Veronica to say it with him

[@fandomfanatic4998]

u do not have the right to hurt me this way

[@smokeylonesome444]

Oooh you got me, bro!

[@mjserrano32]

stop im crying

[@orangecreamsicle_]

Why did you comment this

[@momofthesquad8379]

STORYTIME: I was at target listening to the album, and Candy Store had just come on. Someone called me, so I had to pause the song. We finish talking, and I hang up. Candy Store starts again. Keep in mind it was the very beginning of the song. Before they had even begun singing. All I heard: *"DiCk"*

[@momofthesquad8379]

@itanaru_ for life love your pfp "hey hEY HEY!!!"

[@johnsfreckles749]

I made it 69 You are welcome.

[@momofthesquad8379]

@@johnsfreckles749 thank you good sir

[@audrey-kw9ur]

AHAHHAHAHA

[@im_a_dimwit5899]

HaaaHaaaHa

[@notsocoolio7282]

"You look like hell." "I just got back." ORIGINAL QUOTE HERE PEOPLE Who's seen the movie here, except for me?

[@scytheyer]

Meee

[@hyomihyun5539]

Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw! I SAW IT TOO

[@juliaanne2263]

hI HI HI I WATCHED IT FOUR TIMES AT MY GRANDMA'S

[@xXdAyDrEaMsXx]

Imnottellingyou myname I'VE WATCHED IT A BILLION TIMES

[@jellybean1528]

Que sera? Que sera? I've watched it a lot of times

[@pixelfiend7292]

I know Veronica said “college will be paradise if I’m not dead by June” ironically, but she almost didn’t make it to June

[@BowsandAros]

I actually made a like minute long song where she does die by June since JD actually does die from the shot and can’t take the bomb. It’s just a reprise of Beautiful.

[@jwashere3667]

Veronica: I believe I'm a good person Also Veronica: *kills a heather*

[@Xeorboom]

well unintentionally but yeah I thought the same

[@Chirp-chirp]

But it's intentional though because she, at least in the musical, didn't stop JD from pouring in the drain cleaner and she herself handed Heather the mug (speaking of, she knew it would kill Heather because that's what she tells JD)

[@ogletreeacademy6779]

@@Chirp-chirp in the movie and the musical she kisses jd and gets distracted and grabs the wrong cup, and also i in the movie jd hands heather the cup

[@dickengland2102]

Veronica: *Sees J.D* Veronica: Plans 6 dates and their wedding*

[@hannahchatat]

Dick England Basically their relationship

[@goldskaipper]

That's Eliza by Hamilton duh

[@psychoticprincess789]

dear diary, jds dad will NOT be doing a speech at our wedding

[@quirky5630]

Maybe put it body count for plans-

[@bananad9659]

@@psychoticprincess789 I WANTED TO SAY THAT TOO HAHAH

[@mxsdrago]

How is the rest of Veronica’s life supposed to go? “When I was your age, I semi-accidentally killed three high schoolers!” “Yeah you’re full of shit grandma.”

[@stinkynorsk5883]

"And that, kids, is why I'll make sure to kill you at 16. Bad genes, ya know. You can't be seventeen."

[@caprisunsrtastey7714]

Maria Ivanov "But Grandma you can't kill me!" "Says who?"

[@LLSoda-bs1ns]

Sweet Paws "says great auntie Duke" "Please, I killed one heather I can do it again, her implants will slow her down"

[@casualantisocial6030]

L.L. Soda "Great Auntie Duke is so thin she'll just be sped right up again. I'm making it to my seventeenth birthday, Grandma, and I'm calling the police if you try anything." "I convinced the police that three murders were actually suicides, and they *know* the Sawyers. Especially after your mother followed in my footsteps."

[@avery4995]

OMG this is the greatest thing I've ever read

[@valentinemiller8680]

Veronica: *makes a shitty attempt at flirting* JD: So you see, it all started when my mom died, then-

[@marshmallopanda_7113]

dude the fact that miss flemming was low key disappointed that veronica wasn’t dead in dead girl walking reprise because she “threw together a wonderful ceremony”-

[@skeleph0bia]

jd in movie: drink 1 slush jd in musical: shlsuh god i lovve slush gimmE thAt sluSh sluSHee god yeS sluSh-

[@slushy333]

lol

[@enjoymook]

faxz

[@Alex-kk2pl]

JAJAJAJAJAJA

[@chloedowson3185]

XD

[@salem8228]

That is oddly sexual sounding

[@sillyfacecupcake8366]

I just love the smell of no ads *dramatic sniffing*

[@xenw2099]

*sniffs* me too, m8, me too

[@scenaria5237]

Smell how gangsta it is

[@dl7288]

Yeah when you get no ads it's a BEAUTIFUL FRICKIN' DAAAY

[@secretninja247]

This could beautiful...

[@larkyourlocalpodcastgay6599]

XD Same

[@judeaezra2522]

Imagine heather chandler's sipping tea and watching all the drama from the afterlife.

[@user-cn7dy7hw6h]

And as people start dying they just appear with a comical pop sound.

[@Alix_303]

late, but that's basically what happens (except it's dry cleanear instead of tea)

[@noahrobinson8253]

Munching on corn nuts

[@anonymouswind1]

Idk what it is about Dead Girl Walking Reprise but it feels so...haunting. Like just the contrast of Veronica going to stop JD from blowing up the school while the students and faculty are so unaware of the danger they're in, not to mention the chant they're singing if foreshadowing their possible demise

[@g4m3rpengu1n4]

IKR, I LISTEN TO IT ON REPEAT

[@matt_chris0]

"Dead Girl Walking" is like "Say No to This" on crack.

[@Rivenlore99]

but they're both into it, so....

[@nataly9139]

Riven Lore I mean both Ham and Maria seemed pretty into it-

[@Rivenlore99]

Cyanide Well he had a wife and he was trying to tell himself not to, so I don’t really think it’s the same thing. Also they were adults and these two were high schoolers

[@andpeg]

@@nataly9139 Maria was in it because her husband was going to kill her daughter if she didn't do it. Hamilton had a choice, she didn't.

[@Chesh_.]

You are not wrong

[@animeeti]

Me: clicks on this video My brain: Ooooh, again ? Wait, don’t you have it memorised by now ?

[@elizabethsydney5664]

It’s the eighth time today that I’m listening to this and yeah I think it’s memorised 😂😂😂

[@elizabethtellup967]

Im so addicted to this audio

[@gokairedwillcipher]

animeeti 1001 same

[@VampiricNights]

Me:What can you say im a sucker for happy endings Brain: *face palm* (*brain palm*??)

[@gokairedwillcipher]

I_Dont_know _Anymore saaame

[@omniarch8078]

My favorite part about the soundtrack even if it’s minuscule is Our love is god: “I’d trade my life for yours” I am damaged: “I’ll trade my life for yours”

[@ysabelvillanueva25]

Me too :D

[@lussynerin9029]

00:01 Beautiful 08:18 Candy store 11:10 Fight for me 13:43 Freeze your brain 16:34 Big fun 20:45 Dead girl walking 24:08 The me inside of me 29:25 Blue (the cringe one 😂😅) 32:12 Our love is god 37:28 My dead gay son 41:08 Seventeen 44:16 Shine a light 46:46 The tiniest lifeboat 48:24 Shine a ligth (reprise)reprise 49:04 Kindergarten boyfriend 52:50 Yo girl 54:38 Meant to be yours 58:02 Dead girl walking (reprise) 1:00:47 I am damaged 1:01:58 Seventeen (reprise)

[@makalasisty8813]

Yes, blue is very cringe 😬

[@idkhonestlyy]

Lmao blues my favorite looool

[@noturpeach]

@@makalasisty8813 it’s lowkey funny tho

[@sydaneyfoxay6385]

One time I changed my moms ringtone to this song and she threw it on the floor and screamed 💀

[@angelwzyt]

@@sydaneyfoxay6385LMAO

[@corpsekid5951]

*me trying to sing all of beautiful by my self* I CAN NOT BE EVERYWHERE AT ONCE PEOPLE!!!! Edit: Wow. Hamfam everywhere

[@galacide]

I'M IN DIRE NEED OF ASSISTANCE.

[@juliaanne2263]

*bUck* *BUCk* *bUCk* *BUcK*

[@siobhanm9690]

ay yo i can be your right hand man

[@ceci5742]

EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@pithappens9975]

*BOOM* there goes another ship and *BOOM* we just lost the southern tip and *BOOM*

[@isaiah9501]

So If only Veronica had a motorbike non of the horrible stuff couldve happened?

[@abikay6126]

Somebody should have gotten this girl a motorbike Edit: or not you know I'm kinda glad she didn't have a motorbike cuz the musical would be kinda boring.

[@cindersnows]

@@abikay6126 or JD could follow her and kill 3+ people and nearly blow up a school and then blow himself up i'm writing that now

[@kokoawolf7243]

I could change my name and a ride up to Seattle. I mean I do have a motorbike, that’s an option that I like. Spend the next 30 hours getting readyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@cindersnows]

@@kokoawolf7243 y e s

[@Choco.Ch3rr1]

@@kokoawolf7243 Speed up the ride I'm a dead girl driving!

[@OliviaLuvsPickles]

I love that whoever played Veronica actually sounds like Winona Ryder

[@-leahplays-5913]

She looks like her too! Look up Barrett Wilbert Reed and Winona Ryder, their hair and facial features are very similar!

[@theamatthews7043]

Yes, especially when in "our love is god" she calls Kurt sport

[@lenaanderson2337]

I have two things to say about this soundtrack: 1: THE HARMONY BETWEEN MARTHA AND VERONICA AT THE END IS BEAUTIFUL IT GIVES ME CHILLS EVERY TIME and 2: Alice Lee is so friggin talented like shine a light reprise AHHH

[@Dadoodadaydee]

beautiful HEATHERS REFERENCE 🤨🤨🤨😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲

[@starmein]

111th like >:)

[@counterfeitubiquity]

WAIT. ms fleming said that it was the loveliest suicide note she ever read. ...how many suicide notes has she read...?

[@hannahchatat]

Rachelle Can Draw enough to freeze her brain

[@tulipallium]

wait... that's illegal-

[@sollux4383]

Wait... How many years has she been in tho school-?

[@aquastartv1895]

How many candy stores has she been to?

[@polinakostikova3324]

ну,она же психолог,нет?

[@lunargalaxy__]

Veronica's future child: "Mom, how were your highschool years?" Veronica: *Vietnam flashbacks* "Explosive."

[@elizabethsydney5664]

Lunar Galaxy_ that’s putting it lightly 😂😂😂

[@queenkaterose]

@@elizabethsydney5664 no shit XD

[@thelemonverse5279]

The real question is who tf is the dad?

[@queenkaterose]

Red The Smol Bean who knows

[@dropme9294]

@@thelemonverse5279 hnnnnnn Ghost of JD

[@maddy7101]

Whenever JD says "This needs to be good enough to fool the COPS," it reminds me of a kid telling his sister to write neater on the shopping list, writing legos or something. "Look, if you want those toys, this has gotta be good enough to fool mom."

[@ezabellaharnold7545]

I will now be auditioning for EVERY PART in the musical

[@weirdmusickid6953]

Lol yes

[@claragemheart581]

Hey, i want to do that too XD

[@Xeorboom]

I'm currently auditioning for Beetlejuice in a performence of the musical and thanks to my unhealthy obssession with musicals and Alex Brightman I think I got the part

[@leonkennedyenthusiast]

@@Xeorboomdid you get the part?

[@Xeorboom]

@@leonkennedyenthusiast yep

[@berrynose642]

"My pep rally date kind of blew- me off" Nice save.

[@ariellelehedgehog9096]

Naomi GamingXx me when I heard it it first

[@1tz_Rav3n]

Nice number of likes too (333)

[@aidenisntcool3553]

*JD* : the only place that heathers and Marthas can get along is in heaven! *me* : bold of you to assume Duke and Chandler are going to heaven

[@mcdoonmcswoon897]

I am officially in love with this comment

[@imacroissant19]

Y E S

[@slushy711]

Mac is going to heaven though :)

[@ryder5140]

'Specially Duke

[@coochiemaster3000]

mcnamera is

[@hell0cherry]

Veronica: Woah, don't you have it memorized now? Me: Are you challenging me?

[@luluismylucifer1888]

Ms. Fleming - This is the loveliest suicide note I've ever seen! Me - HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU KNOW THAT KILLED THEMSELF?! WHAT KINDA OF PEOPLE ARE YOU HANGING OUT WITH?!

[@komi_the_cosplayer]

*We're not the only ones left Hanging...*

[@ogletreeacademy6779]

i mean, she was part of a cult

[@bellaclarke2632]

"There's no alcohol in here, are you trying to poison me?" Tbh that's a mood

[@liamwhite3522]

*looks at Heather Chandler*

[@rayne4767]

Same

[@scoliosis_core2455]

Honestly, I think it’s foreshadowing

[@rynahall5251]

So, for whatever reason i scrolled down before switching tabs, and i come back to this tab, this comment is being shown RIGHT as the line is being said. I'm laughing so hard rn

[@Coeurlarme]

it's pretty sad if "that's a mood" :/

[@localwyrm]

H. Chandler: "Let your mommy fix you a snack." *later on in the movie* Mrs. Sawyer: "Veronica, I brought you a snack."

[@slushy711]

lmao

[@gokairedwillcipher]

Honey Mist lol

[@roundabot3355]

I never noticed that omg

[@aysubas3424]

What movie

[@roundabot3355]

aysu baş Heathers the musical is the based off Heathers the movie! Search it up! =)

[@ringmaster_clownzer]

when you have this musical in the background as you do homework, especially after you listened to Hamilton, you start to realize how short it is compared to it.

[@fashionablechangeling1988]

Probably because there's no dialogue in-between the songs in Hamilton, unlike Heathers

[@lemonboy1896]

LITERALLY

[@BowsandAros]

This exact feeling

[@Your-lovely-loser]

FOR REAL RAHHHH

[@thegamingraven2184]

I decided to leave this playing in my car and I was playing it pretty loud but assumed other cars couldn’t hear me. So when the guy says “I’d like to kidnap a Heather and photograph her naked in an abandoned warehouse and leave her tied up for the rats” part came on, the person in the car next to me looked over. Guess it was a lot louder than expected. To be fair, they had their window down but that will never get less scary

[@your_local_lucifer]

And that's was just *the first song*

[@sxnflowerclxuds9219]

mom: wow today is so beautiful, i wonder what my daughter is doi- me: *i KnOw I kNoW i KnOw LiFe CaN bE bEaUtIfUl* mom: ah yes nevermind

[@txlly4388]

S A M E

[@wizardandorlizard]

J.D. is one of the worst cases of yandere I've ever seen

[@madeleineseifert5931]

IKR

[@abbygrosvenor6909]

LMAO

[@harveyvalentine3818]

but he didn't kill people that were in love with veronica, he killed the people who hurt her. sure it's still a very yandere-like thing but its a bit different

[@lexi1666]

Bruh... I just realized that! What the hell took me so long!?

[@lexi1666]

@Максим Бугаенко he killed the two football players that tried to get with her

[@pissonmytoast]

"Veronica, Veronica I made snacks! Veronica? AAAAAAAAAA" Pop tarts ad: *imagine enjoying that frosty filling* Another one: "You look like hell..." "I just got back" Random ad: must there be hell in a healthy breakfast?

[@_maddiezs]

“VERONICA open the, open the door please” dumbledore said calmly

[@weirdmusickid6953]

Why did I laugh so hard

[@wondertweek132]

I actually used that joke on my friend and she was just "Who the fck is Veronica?"

[@celestick7548]

Is nobody appreciating how Veronica (half-drunk) btw, climbed up to J.Ds bedroom window with literally no ladder.

[@clefaaable103]

As someone who lives in a home with no second floor i can say you don't need a ladder.

[@4thmoonkda33]

who need a ladder when youre secretly sPiDeR mAn

[@vannavee597]

@@totagarboua8540 Trailer park most likely, renting.

[@airealsmith160]

@Naseeb Dhaliwal Shit, I never thought about that. Headcanon accepted.

[@genaives3140]

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, can do whatever a Veronica can.

[@Amanda-ij8ge]

JD: I love getting lost in the aisles in 7-Eleven Me: Bruh, 7-Eleven ain't an IKEA

[@justabitsketchy]

La la la, get a brain freeze, tralalalalala! *Super deep and intimidating voice* TRY IT.

[@Miriam-pq4vx]

I made another account to like this xD

[@WildWaver]

......it still has aisles

[@dummydoesvideos04]

Lol

[@dummydoesvideos04]

Veronica: ....um ok?!? Me: Veronica don't worry I'm confused to!

[@magma8685]

me: **vibing doing math homework** "The demon queen of high school has decreed" me: oh god...

[@RollerCoasterFan-fq4jf]

I love how for the entirety of Dead Girl Walking, JD is like “What the f is going on!? I didn’t realize that she could be this scary!” It’s hilarious😂

[@elizabethschuylerhamilton3615]

you.. *nEEd a jEllO shOt*

[@sincerelyhoney.4602]

Elizabeth Schuyler Hamilton I LOVE THE WAY HE SAYS THAT

[@hyomihyun5539]

eLIZAAA

[@juliaanne2263]

*eLIzA* *I pUt mYSELf BAcK IN THe NaRRiTive* *EEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZAAAAA*

[@jjd.7177]

Elizabeth Schuyler Hamilton *An ge li c a a* *El i z a a a* And *hERCULESE MULLIGAN!! ! ! !*

[@oddreebee]

You have invented a new kind of stupid *A DamAge yOu COulD NeVeR UndO KiNd oF StUpID*

[@reaganphillips735]

every time i hear the "vErOnIcA, wHaT aRe YoU dOiNg In My RoOm" i can only think of "Peppa, what are you doing in my chocolate?"

[@Sumirynn]

ahaha veronicaaaa, what are you doing in my room?

[@change_of_topic6773]

That was horrid, have a like

[@Chesh_.]

I thought I was alone-

[@izzsmith602]

step bro, what are you doing in my room

[@kate434]

@@izzsmith602 *it was time for thomas to leave. He had seen everything*

[@InsomniacA5MR]

*List of song + What They ACTUALLY are - TW For Blue* 0:00 - 8:17 : Beautiful / *A School Of Insecure Ppl Fanboy Over Three Populars* 8:18 - 11:09 : Candy Store / *Be A Bitch With Me Or Fuck Off x* 11:10 - 13:42 : Fight For Me / *OH NO HE'S HOT* 13:43 - 16:33 Freeze Your Brain / *R E D F L A G S* 16:34 - 20:42 : Big Fun / *Drunk College Kids Being Happy For Once* 20:43 - 24:08 : Dead Girl Walking / *COME AND FUCK ME EMO BOY* 24:09 - 29:24 : The Me Inside Of Me / *People Still Crushing On HC Even Tho She's Dead* 29:25 - 32:11 : Blue / *Date R@pe but in a S O N G* 32:12 - 37:25 : Our Love Is God / *Gatekeep Gaslight Girlboss* 37:26 - 41:07 : My Dead Gay Son / *...kinda gay ngl* 41:08 - 44:12 : Seventeen / *I'M GONNA CRY* 44:17 - 46:47 : Shine A Light / *The Worlds Worst Heart-To-Heart* 46:49 - 48:22 : Lifeboat / *Heather M's Emo Phase* 48:24 - 49:02 : Shine A light (Reprise / *Bullying But It's Not Real (It Happens In Her Head Guys 0-0)* 49:03 - 52:48 : Kindergarten Boyfriend / *Martha's Suicide Note (Surprise!)* 52:50 - 54:36 : Yo Girl / *Oh Now Look Who Grew A Conscience* 54:37 - 58:01 : Meant To Be Yours / *Emo Boy Has A Breakdown But In A Song / TikToks Fav Song* 58:02 - 1:00:45 : Dead Girl Walking (reprised) / *Brb I Need To Kill My Emo Ex xx* 1:00:46 - 1:02:13 : I Am Damaged / *Woah He's Kinda (Barely) Redeemed (Sort of)* 1:02:14 - 1:04:59 : Seventeen (reprised) / *Can We Plz Not Hate Each Other For 10 MINUTES!!!*

[@gayqueen6189]

Can we please be friends😭 ur descriptions have me dyin💀

[@InsomniacA5MR]

@@gayqueen6189 With a name like that? Absolutely 😂

[@Mansihearts]

Sorry I'd this sounds rude but you forgot lifeboat

[@InsomniacA5MR]

@@Mansihearts Ah sorry I grouped it with shine a light subconsciously, one sec

[@InsomniacA5MR]

@@Mansihearts Done!

[@lilac_reed]

memorizing this entire musical in order to recite it this fall when I start my senior year

[@scrapscribbles2475]

In another dimension, Heathers, Be More Chill, and Dear Evan Hansen, and Mean Girls are at the same high school. Whew.

[@jshankar2391]

Is Hamilton there too? Are they like the teachers?

[@AJ-os1pq]

Jesus Christ. That’d be one hell of a cafeteria.

[@kidedaionsymoti4036]

deadliest high school ever

[@lilyflower50099]

And they only teach American history

[@aaaplayz5528]

Top ten things that could kill humanity in a second

[@ninamomochi5658]

Veronica : OMG JD FIGHT FOR MEE JD : *kills Heather, Kurt, and Ran* Veronica : Veronica: WELP GOTTA GET THE BOMB

[@jaqiskellington5910]

RAN lmaoooo I’m laughing at a error mistake WOW I’m dumb

[@edwinvanderhaeghen2221]

@@jaqiskellington5910 I mean, he did run.

[@edwinvanderhaeghen2221]

@@jaqiskellington5910 I mean, he did run.

[@miraculoustalesofobliviousness]

....as someone who's listening to this musical the first time.... the song Blue is aHeM, iNtErEsTiNg

[@katherinemani6458]

Apparently that song is about gr@pe on a date i dunno i havent really seen the musical or movie 😕

[@V_Ronica]

This is old but frick it: So basically Chandler/ red Heather wanted Veronica to fix her a hangover cure,Jd actually put drain cleaner and V didnt notice,so she died so sad,after that,Mac/yellow heather called and told her to come to the cemetery becuz of an 'EmErGenCy' when she got there,SURPRISE!!! DATE (G)RAPE TIME (FEAT: KURT AND RAM)!!! THUS BLUE WAS SANG

[@Galaxy-theri4n]

​@@katherinemani6458date-rapists.

[@uniquelyunis2316]

“All endings are happy endings, if you’re not happy it’s not the end” -My friend told me this but I forgot who said it.

[@maisy1125]

all those riverdale fans not knowing how good these songs actually are. smh

[@shark_waifu]

@@runvegan_1401 It still scares me. Their terrible harmony, their changed lyrics- "You just gotta prove you're not a *DOOR KNOB* anymore" Oh god oh frick-

[@anahitamunagekar5423]

Right, my friends and I were cringing to the max

[@creativeusername3650]

My friend watches riverdale and says she liked the songs, I nearly had a heart attack

[@creativeusername3650]

Karina Snaith Hernandez Yeah she did

[@effster5997]

I actually didn't know about it until Riverdale I thought their episode was good u til I watched the movie and then the musical and I was like never mind the Riverdale version is crap

[@markharlow946]

Veronica when she finally marries that lawer: Lawer: "so any ex's we should invite to the wedding to make jealous hahah" Veronica: *ptsd intensifies*

[@savannahtoman8737]

Mark Harlow lawyer*

[@sopita2236]

He’s dead tho

[@beka3166]

@@sopita2236 do you know what PTSD is???

[@skylar8277]

I think id get more ptsd inviting him considering hes fucking dead

[@KittyKayleeRose]

@@projectasher1 what the actual fuck?😂

[@beenewton1326]

I have insomnia and can't sleep without background music, listened to this all throughout the night and slept better than I ever have.

[@dorothybarnes6633]

Veronica: lemme see what you have JD: A KNIFE! Veronica *chasing him* NO!

[@handl8459]

dont you mean a device that will trigger the thermals in the gym, which are bombs?

[@heatherduke7361]

@@handl8459 they're quoting a vine...

[@handl8459]

@@heatherduke7361 i know that

[@user-rc2yx1wb4w]

Veronica: Lemme see what you have JD: I lied bullets! Veronica: No!!

[@castormartin7993]

"I'm a sucker for a happy ending..." "...are there any happy endings..?" MY BABY--

[@Ruby7000Memekage]

YOUR ROFILE PICTURE IS MY S0N

[@castormartin7993]

SpiderWoman 7000 MY PROFILE PICTURE IS MY SON TOO

[@djbubblegum3641]

+roundexer awkward...

[@salivaplath.9421]

Owo what’s this?

[@Whiskey2004]

De Havilland ikr

[@lyndeepinkerton5118]

*crying in car* Mom- What’s wrong? Me- He’S sO pErFeCt bUt He’S eViL Mom- *turns to road slowly and shakes head*

[@elizabethsydney5664]

Lyndee Pinkerton Haha me every time I finish this soundtrack 😂😂 Mood

[@sara_daria2]

Me listening to any song with Jd in ir

[@miguelserrano499]

Lol so me

[@dn6893]

This comment makes me cringe.

[@Skygirl-rp4ob]

**wheezes in relate-ability **

[@kodd10]

All of Mrs. Fleming's students super depressed or suicidal. Mrs. Fleming - This is fine.

[@hmac184]

lmao and she seemed disappointed when she found out veronica didnt kill herself

[@KevinIsGhoulish]

if people don't play "My Dead Gay Son" at my funeral I will come back from the dead

[@mythic_soup]

Lmao

[@weirdmusickid6953]

Lol yes

[@diamondnova1560]

"I got a boon" "What boon" Me: What's a boon?

[@grymess]

Diamond Nova wait same-

[@alexschwartz7967]

Compromise.

[@jshankar2391]

A wish or favor

[@punchingdragon3666]

Me: Why is a boon?

[@user-bk1uo9nt4e]

@@punchingdragon3666 Where is a boon

[@federicasanna1093]

I love how some song are like "we can be beautiful" "We were meant to be one" and other ones are like "You make my balls blue" "I love my dead gay son" It represents perfectly how a 17 yo thinks even nowadays lol

[@magicalratfairy]

And don't forget the murders

[@adalyncantdraw594]

Am I the only one that is emotionally attached to JD and cries everytime he dies

[@lokiluv849]

yess omgg

[@Nothingtoseeasmyname]

Yes.

[@evaulrich-oltean2826]

JD: “they made you cry” Me: *cries whenever he opens his mouth*

[@stinkyfishy]

Veronica: **tries to flirt with JD** JD: my mom died Veronica: wha-

[@Rivenlore99]

when you know you messed up- I love watching in Freeze Your Brain when the actors who play JD just go "When mom was alive-" whoever plays Veronica will make a face or have some, "I just messed up" expression and its great

[@carefreecruising9507]

*Surprised pikachu face*

[@orangejuice5290]

Nobody : Not a single soul: Not even an anime protagonist: Katara:

[@seignee]

@@orangejuice5290 mY mOm uSed to fiX mE A sNacK

[@rainyrose958]

Bailey Law Ryan McCartan made a cover of dead mom

[@bruh-zn8ju]

people just look at suicide notes and think, "seems legit,"

[@magicalratfairy]

I mean if you watch BuzzFeed unsolved that wouldn't surprise you .

[@sarasurana8407]

Tiny town justice is wild

[@crimsocinth]

Especially in Dear Evan Hansen- hah

[@nicodiangelo5345]

im sure Beetlejuice hade some influence there

[@ivylives559]

Yo I just noticed this: Candy store: You can join the team, Or you can bitch and moan. You can live the dream, Or you can die alone. Shine a light (reprise): Your ass is off the team, Go on and bitch and moan, You don't deserve to dream, Your gonna die alone.

[@g4m3rpengu1n4]

The fact I saw this when I got to that part in shine the light

[@animationsnake7680]

0:00 - Beautiful 8:18 - Candy Store 11:10 - Fight For Me 13:42 - Freeze Your Brain 16:33 - Big Fun 20:45 - Dead Girl Walking 24:10 - The Me Inside Of Me 29:26 - Blue 32:12 - Our Love Is God 37:27 - Dead Gay Son 41:08 - Seventeen 44:15 - Shine A Light 46:46 - Lifeboat 48:24 - Shine A Light (Reprise) 49:03 - Kindergarten Boyfriend 52:49 - Yo Girl 54:38 - Meant To Be Yours 58:02 - Dead Girl Walking (Reprise) 1:00:48 - I Am Damaged 1:02:15 - Seventeen (Reprise)

[@lameesubliminals]

THANK YOU I LOVE YOU

[@Slow_RonCocoPuffz]

Tysmmmmm

[@Kat_Dmaorg]

Thanks!!

[@Mia-does-art]

TYSMMMMMM

[@aweirdfanperson8080]

Me: take Philip Schuyler, the man is LOADED, he sells engagement rings me: wait-

[@emargarito123]

I don't think thats how it goes but its better and funnier

[@vikipekarkova6632]

Me

[@saction5352]

Shit

[@audrey-kw9ur]

theatre kid check

[@im_a_dimwit5899]

XDDDDDDD IM DYING

[@gay6942O]

Veronica when she breaks into JD's room: Let's bang JD breaking into Veronica's room: bang bang

[@nataly9139]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@trinthecoolgamer]

😂😂😂

[@AadenKDragon]

I hate that this made me laugh. Take your damn like.

[@elizabethdenis2650]

HAHAHHAHAA

[@doomerboy777]

HEELP WHYIS THIS SO FUNNY

[@Dani17-gc6up]

I'm puting mark stamps because I'm a good soul, so here they are: 0:00 Beautiful (cool song, I like it~) 8:19 Candy store (my second favorite of course) 11:11 Fight for me 13:44 Freeze your brain 16:34 Big fun (the one you can put in any Bachelorette and make sense out of it 20:47 Dead girl walking 24:10 The me inside of me 29:26 Blue 32:14 Our love is God 37:28 My dead gay son (wish my parents where like that) 41:09 seventeen (beautiful song) (haha, get it BEAUT- ok I'll stop) 44:17 shine a light 46:48 lifeboat 48:25 Shine a light (reprise) (the one where Heather Duke is a MASSIVE BI-) 49:05 kindergarten boyfriend 52:50 yo girl (the most underrated song honestly) 54:38 meant to be yours (my favorite of course) 58:03 dead girl walking (reprise) (the much more cooler version) 1:00:47 I am damaged (BRAVOOO) 1:02:16 seventeen (reprise) (the best final song I've ever heard) And that's all heathers songs, hope this helps at least someone

[@goodchannelanimated4732]

thank you 👍

[@robbie..3j447]

I love going to sleep with this musicals playlist, really ends the day with a bang

[@rachael1366]

I love you

[@sydaneyfoxay6385]

I always have explosive dreams when o fall asleep to this

[@stephl7879]

while i was looking through the name of the songs for the first time, i thought blue would be some sad breakup song or something like that.... turns out i was extremely wrong

[@kubackilayla]

Oof

[@elizabethsydney5664]

The first song I listened to was blue and umm.... I still love Heathers though so it’s not all bad 😂😂😂

[@LillyDaniels03]

I can’t breathe 😂😭

[@dumbygummy4602]

While listening to the music for the first time I was drawing and when Blue came on I danced knowing every word I think I have a problem

[@ruepaul]

😂 yes

[@outfittersoakoutfittersoak4512]

In dead girl walking, JD seems nervous before Veronica says "make this whole world disappear" and then he becomes enthusiastic It's foreshadowing

[@zaniel7837]

oh god

[@Nothingtoseeasmyname]

Bro

[@quinnlee-newbury9003]

Enthusiastically singing along to Meant to be Yours very loudly, trying to ignore that anyone hearing you will think you sound nuts

[@meg-tan]

* first time listener here * remind me never to play this out loud in the same room as my parents

[@handl8459]

reminder set

[@-funzeh-2247]

hey don't play this out loud in the same room as your parents

[@FluffyDev]

Why does J.D have a gorgeous voice and he's so- I want to protect him. By the time I get to Meant To Be Yours, I may change my mind but-

[@elizabethsydney5664]

Fluffy Dev He’s just perfect (in his own psychotic way)

[@gigizee6013]

He is just so perfect

[@bloopbop181]

I mean Thomas Sanders once acted as JD....

[@coldhearted800]

I need MUSICAL jd as my boyfriend, with movie Jd's looks though

[@hannahsmith7693]

I didn't.

[@cathyparr2823]

What does JD and coronavirus have in common? "Let's guarantee they never see their senior prom"

[@lea.is.kayoot]

except coronavirus actually succeeded

[@sassberrysnap]

JBHSAJBDBSJDMS

[@caydenjohns2440]

Gg on the heart

[@RollerCoasterFan-fq4jf]

A gold star for Cathy Parr!😂

[@almosthuman2398]

Me and my bestie once had one of those wreird late night talks and we developed a theory that Jd's ghost had possesed one of our friends (because he was Jd on a quizz lmao) and that he invented the corona with other of our friends who would be Kurt or Ram, and that we, both Veronicas in that quizz had to stop him... Idk we love those idiots but that day we just wanted to throw shit over them lol Edit: Remember, always be aware of autocorrect

[@bookprincess13]

Even as a high school student, I'm pretty sure I knew better than to believe that tranquilizer darts from half a century ago would be in any way safe to use, let alone actually do what it's supposed to do....

[@persephonepomegranate9652]

I want a voice like heather chandler. Not only singing but overall. ITS SO GOOD

[@ariley832]

Town: ew gays One musical number later Town: GAYS R US ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[@cherishcaesar4826]

What was the musical.

[@cherishcaesar4826]

@heather chandler thx I guess I don't even know wht did I write that

[@peefart7060]

pride month in a nutshell

[@damien1642]

@@peefart7060 lmaoooo

[@local_garage_enthusiast]

I actually laughed

[@theworldfromanewperspectiv8926]

Not gonna lie Ram and Kurt's vocals in Blue are heavenly

[@harveyvalentine3818]

thank you i love you you're amazing you're a god above all this people who think you're welcome is better because i really do not like the new songs at all they don't feel heather-y enough

[@harveyvalentine3818]

@@macymoo5337 same!! i doesn't fit the whole vibe. they dont sound like songs from a musical

[@txlly4388]

harvey valentine Me too.

[@txlly4388]

they also sound like they're drunk but in like an angel-y way? idk

[@user-hz4pb9po9f]

fr tho

[@biancagacha1015]

0:02 Beautiful - All except JD 8:20 Candy Store - Heather Chandler, Heather Duke, Heather McNamara, Veronica and Martha 11:10 Fight For Me - Veronica and Ensemble 13:43 Freeze Your Brain - JD and Veronica 16:34 Big Fun - Veronica, Heather Chandler, Kurt, Ram and Ensemble 20:46 Dead Girl Walking - JD and Veronica 24:11 The Me Inside Of Me - Veronica, Heather Chandler and Ensemble 29:27 Blue - Veronica, Kurt, Ram, Heather McNamara and Heather Duke 32:12 Our Love Is God - JD, Veronica, Kurt and Ram 37:29 My Dead Gay Son - Mr. Sweeney, Mr Kelly and Ensemble 41:09 Seventeen - JD and veronica 44:16 Shine A Light - Ms. Fleming and Ensemble 46:46 Lifeboat - Heather McNamara 48:24 Shine A Light (Reprise) - Heather Duke and Ensemble 49:03 Kindergarten Boyfriend - Martha 52:50 Yo Girl - Heather Duke, Veronica, Ensemble 54:39 Meant To Be Yours - JD and Ensemble 58:03 Dead Girl Walking (Reprise) - JD, Veronica and Ensemble 1:00:48 I Am Damaged - JD and Veronica 1:02:16 Seventeen (Reprise) - Veronica, Martha and Ensemble I dunno why I did this...? I was bored and couldn't think of anything better to comment

[@gayqueen6189]

The way Mrs Fleming used shine a light as her little own little therapy session-