Above the Law, Beyond the Border: Steven Seagal Solves Geopolitics

[@senseiseagal1983]

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[@shadowwarrior7218]

Sensei Puppy Fiddler was not wrong about Ukraine. It was and has been funded by the West.

[@kevinramsey417]

Big Papa's the one in charge.

[@scottburgess4526]

Putin fears Seagal it's obvious 🙄 Thank you Paul 🙏

[@PuppetMasterdaath144]

You do realize that you are spewing lies and propog..

[@scottburgess4526]

@PuppetMasterdaath144 REALLY? I'M SOOOOO

[@tkx86]

I met Steven Seagal once and he told me it was the best experience of my life

[@naitoshi86]

Lol! Sounds like him xD

[@kevinramsey417]

I hope you weren't near any water. He likes to throw people in.

[@christophercole9360]

That's what SHE said

[@poornendusp6192]

Yeah, cause he isn't the cookie lover world deserves or needs to be honest, he is a watchful cookie monster, a silent fart machine, THE DARK DAY & NIGHT

[@chromenewt]

Putin, is that you?

[@maryo83bazinga]

Reportedly there is a shortage of biscuits in Russia now

[@BrickNewton]

And he stole putins birthday

[@dcdou7967]

Oh man, top comment😂😅

[@scotttudor6647]

Never before has “useful idiot” ever been so literal

[@jochenjockel]

When Stevie walks into a restaurant they play the Jaws soundtrack

[@DanSchelin]

the way he says Vladimir Putin is hysterical😂

[@paulsutherland3278]

My dog has more active braincells than Steven s and she is asleep right now.

[@binghamtonblows]

Mine too and she died of kidney failure in April

[@Grayson2099]

Dude, that’s a horrible thing to say about your dog, don’t compare an innocent animal to a bucket of lard.

[@JokerLokison]

Clearly 3 things are evident here: 1. Our Lard Seagal is an expert speech writer 2. Master Muffin Man understands all the nuances of the Russian Invasi... er, Special Military Action in Ukraine 3. Sensei Shaven Sloth is the last true investigative journalist with any shred of integrity and no alternative motives left on this planet. Bonus Fact: Sifu Seafood is morphing into a walrus before our very eyes, showing the world his true Bullshidic power. SEAGAL IS GREAT! HAIL STEVEN!

[@funkymonk2254]

Joker, no walrus punani will be safe.

[@JokerLokison]

@@funkymonk2254 Steven wan duh walrus punani!

[@porkfang]

Where were you Sunday?

[@mac5237]

@ the master sensei Seagal meet and greet/martial arts exhibition/seagalkoin crypto Q&A + investment opportunity

[@edintalundzic9357]

I've heard that nowadays he goes by the name Sergey Seagullov Cookiesnatchevich.

[@Grayson2099]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@L8BLUUMR]

That may be hair but it is not human. It looks like a vampire swim cap.

[@BloodDrippnFlowers]

😂 vampire swim cap pmsfl

[@alden1132]

It looks like just like black, felted wool...

[@dollarcostbackpacker1226]

He sprayed it on for awhile, now he needs a mat and the hair spray!

[@EdgarStyles1234]

Segal is based

[@MrKwally]

How did you even come up with that ? Now it can never be unseen

[@meggastar1]

Bela Lugosi called and wants his hair back

[@s.m.9086]

Steven Seagal is Russia´s strongest diplomatic leverage. They have said that if ukrania dosent surrender, putin itself will send seagal back to the US to make more movies and SNL specials

[@jochenjockel]

I bet he ate several barrels of caviar.

[@hoomanm6807]

Fun fact: Putin tasked Seagal with eating the entire Ukrainian army. Judging by the pictures, so far he's been going according to plan.

[@mixteleAzul]

😁😆😅🤣

[@chaiwallah69]

Sensei Seagal doesn’t have a 6th degree black belt in Aikido. He’s a master in the martial arts form of ‘I eat dough.’

[@bahionic]

Partial arts

[@lucasolsson3888]

Aikido is useless in real fighting, just like the russian military is

[@old-fashionedcoughypot]

2:58 He looks *WAY* younger with the backwards ball cap. He doesn't look a day over 70. And a pound over 300.

[@odin7094]

Can I laugh in your face?? ( Steven biting a squirting poonanny burger ) ????? ( Steven making bad azz Karaateee moves ) ???? ( steven tells about how he snapped evry muthafuckn birthdays! ) ???

[@tommackay7433]

300 pounds? He hasn’t seen 300 pounds in years.

[@old-fashionedcoughypot]

@@tommackay7433 Or his 'willie'...

[@myeyeswentdeaf6213]

Guarantee he’ll be doing movies in North Korea playing ‘the evil American soldier’ before the next year is out.

[@meekrob]

Anybody seen Kim-Jong? Hah?

[@bert8373]

Or maybe star in some Russian or Chinese propaganda action movie😂

[@Maplatter]

Impossible. This assumes he would be the losing antagonist.

[@myeyeswentdeaf6213]

@Maplatter Haha! True. His gigantic ego would NEVER allow him to be the losing antagonist. Heck!, maybe he’ll play a U.S. soldier that defects to NK and becomes a hero.

[@dukenukem8381]

As Ukrainian I am sorry our resistance from invasion has caused some much trouble for this spherical Umpa Lumpa.

[@Ryan-eu3kp]

Traitor, plain and simple.

[@nazbol1141]

Cry harder litte timmy lols

[@nazbol1141]

Cry harder litte timmy lols

[@alanmanrick5593]

The traitor will get what’s coming to him

[@lim-kun]

Yes but really he just hiding because of SA allegations

[@skuggeboy]

7:32 Oh yes. When somebody invades your home it's not that clear who are the bad guys.

[@dr.destrukkto-stien9154]

that hair triangle kills me

[@alden1132]

Putin, to Seagal: "Gnaw me like one of your French rolls..."

[@Qs_Internet_Cafe]

Thank you Paul

[@cokacolaa]

peanut butter and cheese on toast? im calling the police.

[@jack_dparrow]

Putin may decide to use seagal as a doomsday weapon. Just let seagal sit on top of a missile capsule😂

[@funkymonk2254]

And…. The hair? Immaculate.🧛🏻‍♂️

[@meekrob]

My compliments to his painter.

[@hypnophonz]

Putler respects Sea Girl for his fantastic ability to make his most dreaded opponents seemingly flip themselves.

[@theelder4797]

Wow, he dyes his hairpiece and fake goatee in the same wash bin. Gives them that authentic fake look.

[@dangdang3970]

Sensai saggy stomach looks like that joke from family guy where peter keeps asking steven seagull "howed you get so fat"

[@Lady1974M]

Oooookaaayyyyy.....well now, let's just remember that our beloved Sensei Seagal has been bullied a lot and may have a slightly skewed view of things because all the people he thought were his friends laugh at him for that one time he soiled his undies. Not that us true Seagalians believe all that for a second. Our faith is pure because we all have a little Paul on our side. Thank you Paul.

[@BobBobbo-cv2nl]

That eddie munster hair is so ridiculous i can’t stop laughing

[@barrycheesemore2928]

Well, he certainly hasn't abandoned lunch. Or any other meal. Or snatching birthdays. Only abandon his sanity and any sense of reality....

[@stevijones6953]

I didn’t know they made bulletproof vests that big 😂

[@76boromir]

Fun fact. Did you know that Sensei's hairline can pierce through enemy tank armour.

[@Signaman-z9d]

He is the rations for the 10,000 North Korean soliders 😂

[@Maplatter]

More likely the 10k North Koreans are HIS rations.

[@MightyRude]

How can you look at all the warcrimes and crimes against humanity committed against one side and say there’s no evil side?

[@pcpasix]

"We are in the right in our unprovoked slaughter" ok.

[@startedskating86]

I wonder if poootin knows what a joke seagal is seen as.

[@joesamson26]

Pooootin himself doesn’t even like Seagal

[@DesertPunk-USA]

I wonder whats Sensei is thinking of Putin while the Ruble is collapsing.

[@William-Morey-Baker]

i imagine he has most of his money in USDA and it probably benefits him actually, as it does a lot of wealthy russians

[@surfinginjapan]

He’s part of the club. They don’t give a damn about exchange rate 😅

[@gadashendit]

Wow, we never knew who is right or wrong?! Oh yeah?! Invading and bombing another country 4 in the morning, sure pal, we never know lol

[@billywatts4689]

To be fair it was a stupid question why he supports Putin

[@Loverboy6027]

Richie is below his fat belly, that's why he can't find him😂😂😂

[@Neonvolendam]

It's funny how he accuses Ukraine of nazism while wobbling through a literal concentration camp full of starving men.

[@Robert-m7s2j]

Look at the president trying not to laugh I've never seen him with a smirk like that 🤣😂

[@yxyk-fr]

1:59 you can feel his deep involvement ! 😆🤣

[@kunjanix7853]

Sometimes i get the feeling that Trump and Sensei Seagal had the same vocal coaching ^^

[@panelvanman7671]

im a 6'2 aussie , i weigh 125kg and i dont have a belly , he is so FAAAT 😂 i bet when he dreams he is in a blockbuster new movie hes thin and agile

[@maniac1075]

HEY 🤬 Don't call Sensai Sugar Booger Snorter fat, Buttfucker. He is saving many lives from diabetes by snatching all those cookies away from us fat bastards! And he never let's a cookie go to waste.

[@turkishjanitor3666]

The irony of using a Muskrat clip in a video about Seagal spewing Kremlin propaganda

[@WilliamWhelan-jh3lj]

Steven is having Putin's baby 🤣 Great video 🔥 Loved it 💯

[@Michael-hg5hr]

Steven Segal once uppercut a horse THAT LADIES N GENTS IS HOW GIRAFFES WERE INVENTED 😂

[@MickeysMenu]

He got bored and rested his belly on his legs yoooo lol 😆 😂 🤣 hahaha wtf 😂 🤣

[@Knyfefyte]

Love the postage stamp armor he wears under that sheet, I mean shirt.

[@666vhd]

How have his wigs gotten worse since the 90's?

[@maniac1075]

It's not a wig. It's state of the art strand by strand pubic hair sewing.

[@felipelovecraft1767]

That's a giant rug, not hair.

[@Jason_g_kennedy]

He had a nice Japanese wife, Miyako Fujitani Sensi's daughter, his instructor. A dojo chain, Tenshin Dojo. In Japan, as we know, honour is everything. Like the original movie Shogun, didn't he piss on everyone's back. The greatest insult in Japan.

[@SickOfthislol-ip9gh]

I was very looking forward to this

[@doppelhead]

I am ukrainian and i so sorry i never saw Steven through my optical sight... you know its hard to joke when you loose few friends because missle reach their house and have dozen friends who has different wounds just because they r ukrainians and want to proteect our coutnry. so I want to write something funny but I can't

[@ASM881]

Did you say a peanut butter and cheese sandwich? You’re a veritable madman good Sir.

[@senseiseagal1983]

Toasted. But I couldn't find a picture of it toasted. Does that make me more or less crazy?

[@LIBERTYCAP2612]

Ming the merciless hair do 😂😂😂😂

[@eduardoneil1065]

THE TRAITOR STEVEN SEAGAL.

[@hugoteixeira9033]

Mr seagull belly fat is like his movies they flop 😂😂❤❤

[@dovalink744]

Seagal is huge 😮

[@bloodwynn]

VLADIMIR POOOOOOOOTIN

[@Kerberos443]

Many animals kill just to kill especially predators. xD it even has the name Surplus killing.

[@Ibi16]

Appreciate all the love and cookies

[@scottburgess4526]

@@Ibi16 Can I touch you sir?

[@funkymonk2254]

@@Ibi16 Why are You such a C…?

[@joaofialho318]

My friends in 1m35s look at the wig of Sensei sausage fingers lol. It´s beautifull

[@Кайбышева]

Thanks for the analysis! I have a quick question: My OKX wallet holds some USDT, and I have the seed phrase. (alarm fetch churn bridge exercise tape speak race clerk couch crater letter). Could you explain how to move them to Binance?

[@Clifficantsleep]

Sensei soviet tank.classic mate.that one got me laughing.

[@Kiyoone]

From laundering money for Yakuza to the Russian mobs... Seagal sensei powers have no limits!!😂

[@bluecollarbytes7267]

'Pootin is the greatest escape ever from criminal charges back home.'

[@markhewitt4307]

That pic at 2:49..😂😂..i lost it..😂😂

[@senseiseagal1983]

It's the simple things in life that are the best

[@markhewitt4307]

@senseiseagal1983 😂..true..and we have Sensei saggy nips to get us by.

[@M_K-Bomb]

Why is his commentary so on point. Things like calling out Steven Seagal for getting bored and resting his stomach on his knees. Can I add we are seeing Steven Seagal at his fattest! Err, so far!!!

[@GOODKiDMANCiTY]

0:52 😂 never gets old 💀

[@enikan73]

This last year I have had my nose down in Politics Every Day and so far the piece you plaied for us of what Steven Segal said IS TRUE!

[@rhuxley5130]

🤣. It's the whole world against Russia cuz ther effin wrong kiddo🤦🏻‍♂️

[@Clifficantsleep]

I think in the first minute of this video seagal looked a bit pissed that the lady did not want to talk about the big man himself.he seams to get a bit aggy when he aint talking about himself and reporters talk about other people and not talk about him.

[@jimhaverlock9784]

Thank you for another informative and honest examination of Sensei Sausagebuns. I’m convinced his Russian Hair Paint (tm) is actually some kind of byproduct of the oil refining process.

[@AndreTheBataShoeSalesman]

You say this isn't political but criticism of Sensei Seagal is criticising Putin's most powerful supporter... I hope nothing bad happens...

[@WeAreSparta]

The Sensei of the Russian Birthday Snatcher! Your content makes my day;)

[@Pdotta1]

If we wondered what we’d be doing in Germany while Hitler was coming up, I guess we know.

[@musadube1647]

It took a brave country Russia to stop your madness now Putin will stop NATO madness

[@porkfang]

Our lord and savory gravy will never be allowed to step foot on the US soil. But deep in your heart of hearts, you know he "wants" to come home.

[@scottburgess4526]

@@porkfang He's not wanted Pork lol

[@porkfang]

@scottburgess4526 I could have swore the "police" wanted to chit chat with him on some "sexual abuse" claims. Master Sandwich Seagal and a bag of chips is definitely Innocent until proven guilty. (Wink Wink)

[@AdrianKidd1985]

Sensei cookie shuriken is not a KGB spy... it's KGBoy! No way he cannot take such role without a proper superhero cookie name.

[@Signaman-z9d]

Putins duble was doing all this nonsence 😂

[@GHAOST]

This is insane. Thought he was a patriot.

[@julesbaby47]

Sad man

[@calumlittle9828]

If it wasn't for your accent I couldn't tell you and sensai apart. World's greatest lookalike ever. Love you.

[@erikgood732]

Little Eddie Munster’s looking rough.

[@omerta316]

I heard Sensei Seagal is the reason Pootin always wins

[@quinbatcheller5805]

All jokes aside this is pretty messed up, and just bizzare... the world we live in is like a satire of its self.

[@dekuvisuals9847]

Seagal is coked out of his mind😂

[@donaldlong9259]

Should be arrested if he returns the America!!

[@Frosty_tha_Snowman]

The fact that Putin is openly friends with Seagal makes me think he might actually be delusional and crazy enough to push the big red button...

[@adofusjooknow7654]

Damn Sensei Shamu....

[@Ciskokid1970]

Is that a WIG 🤣

[@hodaka1000]

Seagull has achieved a world record breaking all time low in crawling 🪱

[@Gatsquatch.300]

He has bp armor on in one of the shots in the black shirt lmfaooo NOBODY WANTS RI KILL YOU SENSAI

[@GOODKiDMANCiTY]

0:36 What the hell is that hairline 😂😂😂

[@Beetlebugoid]

"activate windows" Classic

[@dollarcostbackpacker1226]

I was worried for his safety! Fighting on the front lines wnd such!

[@JaniRantalainen-n4z]

He used to very respected martial artist and actor in action movies in the 90's. What the hell happened?