ACCORDING TO "SCIENCE"

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[@LaurenSouthernOfficial]

Side note: chubby Kelly Brook is still hot. No bs science plz tho.

[@LorenEngo]

Fo shizzie.

[@greatpretender83]

Lauren Southern Make me a sandwich beauty.

[@pilotandy_com]

Lauren Southern, I can think of someone hotter. She's smart too.

[@lmonk9517]

Yeah, she's pretty dope.

[@leary4]

Lauren u r the zelous of tubbie girl who men luv cause she make the good food to eat if trapped on desert island or r zombie

[@gizzylaserfoot2604]

Nothin' like that 45° spinal curvature amiright, fellas?

[@albertmachtfrei1678]

46 degrees or above is for sluts

[@azrael2435]

Nater ooooooo yeHhh

[@draconis0469]

Nater porn girls prove it everytime

[@listpapirja]

yea 45° is the thing i hate when women have 43° or 48° curvarure

[@Tracer2k]

yeah and everyone under 44.5 are hobbits

[@kennyb6591]

This is why i always take a protractor with me on a first date.

[@MrNormallan]

Kenny B lmfao!! How is there no comments telling you this is funny

[@lloydmunga4961]

Kenny B I thought it said protruder

[@darthrevanihilus1108]

Lmfao

[@kungfutzu3779]

well just don't bring a compass, she might take it amiss when you stick the pointy arm in her

[@lockenessmotorsports818]

😂😂

[@jeffreypfaff2641]

Lauren you don't know if the Viking woman warrior identifies herself as a woman.

[@LaurenSouthernOfficial]

Jeffrey Pfaff fair point 🤔

[@shlomoshekelsteinsixgorill5824]

Lauren Southern I am proud of your work and an a huge fan of yours. Thank you for protecting our chosen tribe from exposure!

[@jeffreypfaff2641]

Allan Greenwill Lauren actually went to a doctor and said she identifies as a 'man' to get her gender legally changed on 'his' Canadian ID. The doctor was so nervous of being politically INCORRECT that Lauren was able to legally change her gender in a few hours with no questioning

[@blake9742]

一番втs is someone is jealous

[@ilparil5236]

Lagertha

[@ningenmemerick5790]

The average gamer is a middle aged woman when you include Candy Crush. No, seriously.

[@at1god1]

I will never consider someone who plays exclusively mobile titles a gamer. It’s simply far too inferior to even compare.

[@jilianjing7549]

And is divorced and living off of welfare, you forgot that one

[@malicewonderland46]

@@at1god1 I'm sure blizzard finds this highly offensive 😂

[@whyisblue923taken]

at1god1 filthy casul

[@admiralbyrd7047]

Blew my mind.

[@BlueEternities]

I never go out clubbing without my protractor.

[@MiorAkif]

BlueEternities lmao, need my trigo set when lookin for a date

[@joshuamorales1095]

what a goat

[@Ajcube_gro-morong]

Joshua Morales general optimization assignment test?

[@hyperbolic4606]

Underated comment

[@h3xomega353]

i knew sohcahtoa would come in handy

[@morbid1.]

new pick up line... "hey girl, your degree of lumbar curvature is sexy"

[@naomimay82]

Neurotyczny Kot Lol!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@ohinianahiuhki9088]

Don't be sexists, say "perfect" because OBVIOUSLY, the only living being that can fill that word is a whamen, particularly SJW Whamen.

[@CosmicCreatorCat]

Respecc wahmen.

[@bashfulray7982]

Lol dude nice pickup line

[@bashfulray7982]

Pls repesc whamen u privileged whit mahn -.- Jk

[@robotraptor3369]

"We asked 100 men if they found chubby Kelly brook or skinny Kelly brook more attractive" Their answer: "Yes"

[@amirkemoun6407]

Hey girl, That 45.5° spinal curvature looks so beautiful today, Would you like to hang out sometimes ?

[@jaredferguson2999]

I'd grab that spine any time

[@lpflowrider8619]

Legit pickup line. APPROVED!!

[@JC-om7nr]

I’m more of a 50 degree spinal curvature kind of man.

[@thatoneguy7792]

I’m a 90 degree guy

[@Captain_Mckeggor]

360 degree gets me everytime

[@lordindranilghosh]

240degrees will do it for me

[@Madsovic999]

Eww, disgusting

[@thebag3429]

Suleiman The Magnificent that's called a broken spine

[@whisperienced]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Not buzzfeed.

[@nixter8739]

whisperienced it's "beer holder" not beholder, lol

[@sasa1982uk]

nixter dam beat me by 1 hour

[@FlashManinSpace]

Beauty is in the eyes of the beerholder 😁

[@Isheian]

Obviously you've never seen a beholder. Ugly creatures...

[@dialecticalmonist3405]

That's racist against Buzzfeed. Reported.

[@supasf]

*Ben Shapiro want to know your location*

[@johnnyappleseed5029]

Was anyone else hoping to see Lauren's spinal curvature?

[@midguardz]

yes but if anyone admits it we get the sjw coming out and saying she is not into self aggrandizement and leave the poor woman alone & other such shit.

[@johnnyappleseed5029]

midguardz You're right, of course but still a small price to pay

[@skycraft343]

Omg yes... for science of course... science

[@FlexDB]

torontoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/14570327_314066152292229_6711065828737601095_n-480x640.jpg i.redd.it/9xi20wk9v5qy.jpg :)

[@johnnyappleseed5029]

FlexDB Thanks, bro. Visual confirmation that Lauren Southern is, indeed, absolutely perfect. Except for the Canadian accent, of course

[@kiyvro2601]

I feel bad for any woman out there with a 45.4° spine

[@kiyvro2601]

ikr

[@venomissocute3448]

KDigityDog What if you have a 45.01 degree spine.

[@kevinslattery5748]

Curving ones spine to make the butt stick out to make it appear bigger and presumably sexier IS REALLY BAD for posture, leads to all sorts of health issues, stresses on muscles and joints. Results in aches and pain and missery. If you're a woman DONT DO IT!🤪

[@rani-bw8mx]

Well looks like no man's gunna be lookin at me cause I got a 46° angle. Damn😔

[@devote]

Yuck , don’t even mention such blasphemy!

[@aguywithahand502]

Imagine being this girl's boyfriend and getting into an argument.

[@7ADR]

F

[@mkgzt]

Only one way to find out -- go look for her ex bf's and ask them (the black guy and arab she dated)

[@st3gosaurus]

no

[@johnunderwood-hp8rj]

There's an old saying, "If you can't take the heat stay out of the kitchen."

[@SanilJadhav711]

Lmao ,it would be like getting in argument with female Ben Shapiro

[@eddrh3202]

According to science, Lauren Southern is the perfect woman.

[@JOkERBIDEN]

🥴 Cringe

[@CowTipper53]

She’s a man

[@danielbaines7742]

Not perfect but amazing

[@peterchild2010]

Maybe before the work.

[@Battlecat47]

It’s true. I’ve seen the graphs.

[@gobbowarboss2914]

I don't understand... I think Kelly Brook is hot. Instead of this social justice crap, can't we just go back to the whole "there is someone out there for everyone" days?

[@NiSiochainGanSaoirse]

HANDS OFF BITCH! Kelly's aaallllll miiiiiiiiiinnnnneeeew 😂😂😂

[@chevywoods6084]

No everyone has to think everyone is so sexy and we should all have to fuck each other whether or not we are attracted to the other person

[@RJCOutdoors]

@@chevywoods6084 Hahaha Tell that to a lesbian feminist!!

[@nathans5798]

Pyro zenus perfectly put good sir

[@333ryansmith]

*she blinded me with science*

[@msuarez1005]

Ryan Smith - Science!

[@Tethloach1]

science we just have to dogmatically accept there claim because now that god is dead they are the new gods.

[@slimii275]

Fulton intensifies

[@TriumphantToufik]

Just wait till you hear what she says about climate change. You'll have your eyesight back in no time.

[@Hubris1998]

and failed me in biology

[@oo0oo326]

Not that anyone really gives shit, but Kjellström is pronounced Shellstruhm

[@marekj1100]

I do. Thanks for confirming what I thought (not being Swedish).

[@toweypat]

oO0Oo I give a kjit.

[@MartClips]

oO0Oo ja precis

[@TheAnantaSesa]

Thanks, us English speakers suck at reading diacritics. Even from European origin.

[@marekj1100]

My understanding is that the ‘j’ (which in continental Germanic languages normally stands for the consonant written commonly as ‘y’ in English), softens and shifts the preceding ‘k’ to the point that it becomes ‘sh’, though perhaps softer (narrower?) than the English ‘sh’. (Please feel free to correct me if I’m wrong about it.)

[@sebassanchezc-1379]

I'm gonna make arrangements to be buried as an ancient guerrilla soldier with supporting evidence of hundred battles worldwide...They will make movies about my adventures 😎

[@ralph40]

Sebas, that's a good one. By jove, I think you're on to something. As the eons pass, the saga will just grow. Hmm, now I wonder what those clay warriors in China were all about

[@PaulM928]

I prefer a 43.875° curvature.

[@andrewibbotson7076]

eww

[@toweypat]

Fuzzjective Films 43.865 or I'm not interested.

[@titothesecond2001]

Fuzzjective Films I prefer the 120.57, I love bitches with scoliosis

[@playloud247]

Me too. In kyphosis.

[@iTzOSA]

patrician's taste

[@tessaforth841]

I have a 45 degree spinal curvature but it's not lumbar, it's scoliosis so...

[@dondemitri3760]

I feel ya but I have no need for the 45 degrees as I am male. mine's like 24 degrees so... what are *women's* preferences? I need to know so I can make sure I'm bragging correctly

[@tessaforth841]

My curves went to the side, like an S, so I had to have surgery. It's quite different from the type she was talking about in the video XD

[@theshrimplorde3969]

@@dondemitri3760 i like a man with a sweet ass hunchback eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee haha

[@frantisekzverina473]

"fuck me and call me Quasimodo"

[@m0rtez713]

Well some men like it sideways...

[@TheArtimusMaximus]

That model looks pretty good in all her pictures to be honest. So does Lauren. Women of childbearing age who exemplify good health look attractive - hardly controversial and exactly what you expect on evolutionary adaptive grounds.

[@ronnieswoleman4290]

BIGOT!

[@rhiroyonve7517]

STOP OPPRESSING ME WITH YOUR FACTS

[@tvd-theremedy2515]

FUCKING PATRIARCHY!!!

[@paquimex]

My feelings REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@thecarrotindustry7521]

Do any of your special snowflakes need any burn heal? No they must've melted. Nobody really carrot all about water on the ground.

[@chuckdavinci9044]

Lauren Southern has the perfect body: it has a functional brain in it 🤷‍♂️

[@Wainamu75]

Debatable

[@thomassnyder9020]

Wait. Yall think THATS chubby?

[@Adrian-yi8fl]

Yeah that's not chubby. I thought that was about perfect frankly

[@thomassnyder9020]

Ikr. I was thinking she was the perfect size. Not chubby

[@mikewhitaker2880]

the science is from magazines and clothes manufacturers...in their eyes anything larger than a size zero is chubby....

[@JordanJimmyDavison]

Adrian N you like fat people and that’s ok.

[@JordanJimmyDavison]

Thomas Snyder well she is not in shape so you must like fatties and that just fine.

[@dm8867]

Next time I think a girl looks pretty. I will just tell her spine is fine. I'm sure I will still get slapped.

[@amoose8256]

Waluigi has the best body out of males and females

[@tommoore2012]

But none of that could get him in Smash.

[@Zwerchhau]

As to women being buried with weapons in the Viking age: This was an era in which everyone owned weapons, in a culture that exchanged swords between bride and groom at weddings. (Yes, look it up). Mere presence or weapons in a viking age grave, whether male or female basically says nothing.

[@nocturnal101ravenous6]

Yes ty, everyone hunted and fought, because survival was more important than anything, people watch way too many movies of women with children and elderly hiding in castles waiting for the Rape, slave trade, or death that fell upon them....... No if you could have a sword , Bow, or spear guess what, you used it, because the survival of everyone depended on it.

[@basedshaman6183]

Women slaves were often buried with their masters, and the masters would be buried with weapons, jewels, and even their favorite horse.

[@henriknielsen9674]

@@basedshaman6183 only good slaves, the bad ones were not to enter valhal

[@wolfsmaid6815]

also, women who played with mens things were always considered somewhat attractive and interesting. There are for example accounts from the 1600s that some of the men in Nurnbergs night watch liked to let their young wives have pretend swordfights with blunt weapons just because they thought it was hot. Same story with roman gladiatrixes.

[@MeNoNeedSmart]

I did a project on statistics of gamers and I was shocked at first that in some countries it was around 40% female audience, then I noticed that it includes mobile games, like candy crush and etc. And yeah it's still games, but there is huge difference between playing games like world of Warcraft and casually playing candy crush on the bus ride home.

[@redblue4127]

Yeah, my sister plays candy crush religiously and hasn't picked up a console in her life lol

[@m.a3402]

most girls I know play on console's regularly but not carazily like some guys do.. and who even plays candy crush anymore

[@MeNoNeedSmart]

Yeah there are girls that play console or pc games, I do too :) but the point was that there is a big difference between playing mobile and console games and it should be taken into consideration when making statistics

[@m.a3402]

akvile yeah I get where your coming from but I was referring to the other replies that made it seem like the only games girls play are silly mobile game when in reality there is a way higher percentage of female console owners than just 2%

[@froniccruxis1049]

To be fair there isn't much difference between WoW and Candy Crush. They are both casual games that require mostly time or money, repetitive, and keep you going with a sense of achievement without much effort. Also, point out most female gamers on PC play games like WoW, LoL, or TellTale games. All those games tend to have management or reaction time watered down compared to similar games in the genre or are slowly paced(or just not games in the case of TellTale).

[@ioannestheiberian3955]

That chick is hot.

[@cihank1]

That's a dude.

[@apples4255]

Ioannes the Iberian that's a dude

[@lmk10000]

I'm gay for Lauren. Man! That dude is hot.

[@ChiefsGotBeef]

"Am I a warlord now?" 😂 funniest part

[@Matthew.Wade27]

The "perfect" body is highly subjective. It's almost like everyone has their own preferences...

[@vaporfarts]

look at lists of the highest paid "adult entertainers". You'll see similarities.

[@andrewbradley3305]

Yes all models and movie stars have the same body type…. But it’s subjective. Hollywood ain’t risking half a billion on a fat actress

[@GT-Oldschool]

'according to science', it's not.

[@dravenocklost4253]

@@vaporfarts i'd say there is an overwhelming agreement amongst men about a generally accepted attractive woman but "perfect body" is massively subjective

[@sananton2821]

@@andrewbradley3305 All top-earning and top-scoring chicks are thin, but every single time I see a tub scout on the Internet, whether the commenters are conservative or liberal, young or old, every comment is about how the tubster is actually the ideal woman and everyone likes and upvotes these comments. Why do people lie so much--even the conservatives, who say they don't lie about these things? Reality shows over and over again that everyone prefers thin women.

[@anky3779]

Did they just assume that Viking persons gender?

[@jamesmckinney660]

AnkySaid - Nice!

[@Pattern_Noticer]

Did you just assuming the Vikings species?!

[@listpapirja]

lol

[@asserius9058]

The hilarious thing is that they really did. I guess the social-progressivists' golden rules don't mean anything if they're the ones breaking them.

[@lambd01d]

Per-SON you hateful misogynist!

[@alexhughes3974]

Is Kelly Brook chubby? Maybe, but in comparison to most Americans, I'm not so sure.

[@DarkGreenFire]

Its sad cause its true-from a fat American

[@alexhughes3974]

Regardless of what podunkian town she fits in, she's still hot as fuck though. True she would be hotter if she lost some weight, but if she's getting modeling gigs, let her coast.

[@alexhughes3974]

Don't assume I missed the point. Having this opinion doesn't mean I don't understand or disagree with the video.

[@SaneAsylum]

Keep in mind all these women are Olympic athletes: localtvwiti.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/s084507417.jpg?quality=85&strip=all&w=2000

[@AntoshaPushkin]

Yeah, average gamer is an "educated middle aged female" if you consider bored 35-45 years old office worker who plays solitaire or "3 jewels in a row" instead of doing their job a gamer, than yes, average gamer should be this type of person

[@Skindoggiedog]

then*

[@AntoshaPushkin]

right

[@aestheticgarbage6671]

I'm pretty sure that study would have taken into account phone games, so yeah, they probably do make up most gaming population And hey, at least they have a job. Most of the people I'd think to be gamers don't lol

[@dylanhedlund6202]

3:38 So, DNA does determine your gender?

[@notanonymous3976]

legolover 54703 im so ded im ded ded ded ded ded 🤣🤣🤣

[@ZapPack]

Dun dun DUUUUUNNNNN

[@swordmage]

That argument cuts two ways. Being buried with weapons/armor/shields/etc is usually enough evidence for archaeologists to conclude that a grave occupant was a male...in fact that was the *only* reason the occupant of that grave was believed to be male in the 1880s. So...it they in fact did assume one's lifestyle (based on one's grave goods) determined one's gender. In fact, it probably is correlated with it. In the same way, subject only to the margin of error on the DNA tests and extremely rare cases of intersex births, sex chromosomes are conclusive evidence of biological sex. Then, biological sex is correlated with the gender performance most people evince in life (even if it is not 100%).

[@swordmage]

@@Tom-sd2vi I think there is a useful reason to define "sex" and "gender" differently, as making them synonyms (especially without noting that you're doing so given that people clearly do not always use them to mean the same thing) simply makes it harder to discuss the difference between the characteristics that are determined and hard-wired by the sex chromosomes, those that are influenced by various other factors like differences in fetal development in the womb due to hormonal and epigenetic factors, and those that are culturally derived. The difference between the three is not always clear as we have a limited understanding of the which characteristics fall into which category. That is a semantic point, but if the point is clarity of the discussion and not just "scoring points" then clarity is important. It is clear beyond all doubt that some traits we ascribe as "masculine" today must be cultural. For example, in the Middle Ages, it was well understood that women could not control their sexual impulses and therefore men (being "more reasonable") had to fight them off when they got sexually aggressive. That changed entirely and the story later became that men had the poor impulse control. Sometimes being competitive or having an interest in "rough play" is ascribed as being a "male" trait, but studies have shown that hormone exposure in utero plays a big part in instilling those traits in boys (without being entirely determinitive), and that in many cases girls who are exposed to larger than average doses of androgens in utero (and boys exposed to fewer androgens) flip the stereotype. Calling "mentally ill" is also merely a semantic game, I think. If a person could be capable of leading a typicaly productive and happy life without imposing any cost on others while believing a thing about themselves, calling that belief an "illness" is strange. (I am not counting the adverse reactions others have to, or mental anguish others feel upon, learning of the belief, as "minding one's own business" would cure them of that) We used to make life difficult for left-handed people (treating it like it was a disability to be overcome), we used to burn people alive for believing the "wrong" religion, we learned that was stupid of us, and we adapted accordingly. I imagine we could call people of other religions "mentally ill" (some of them believe in one or more invisible people who live in the sky watching everything all the time...that sounds kinda nuts), but I don't see it as productive, even if I happen to be shocked at their beliefs myself. As long as, again, they are not hurting anyone else, we have learned that we should live and let live.

[@swordmage]

@@Tom-sd2vi I can lead a horse to water, but I cannot make him think.

[@bre_me]

Wait she's chubby? What?

[@Sandity]

Bre ME That ain't chub. Girls and their over dramatization of their weight -_-

[@genericyoutubeprofilename6670]

Bre ME yeah she looks pretty good

[@oooweebaby4483]

But a fat belly doesn't make me hard.

[@c.morganfree1970]

Bandicoot Captain Crunch Bro, it's fucking proven that if your BMI is healthy and you're a dude you don't lift

[@Jacktibby2011]

i didnt think she was remotely chubby I liked her figure XD

[@EmbraceMaking]

You should do a weekly / bi-weekly "according to science" episode! Loved it

[@Kris.G]

I agree

[@mickdierano]

Embrace Racing umm bi-weekly? Are you assuming the vlogs sexual preference!!?

[@playloud247]

She should do a podcast with Alternative Hypothesis and Jean Francois Gariepy.

[@ehdub7518]

The perfect woman varies as each person has differing ideals. That said I prefer a bit of chub over bones any day.

[@bryanb.386]

"So today bigots," It's like being at Thanksgiving dinner.

[@whatthehell2592]

Tucker: “Shut up Bigot”

[@kimp7160]

I'm failing to see how that model is fat. She doesn't have rolls. She looks good in a bikini She's just not bone-thin. But it is annoying she is being used as some proof that "fat chicks are hot". Speaking as a fat chick, we're not hot. Back when I was young and pretty and still able to attract the male gaze my lumbar angle was my best feature. A solid 48, I'm sure. Wait, is this the real reason we do squats?

[@c.morganfree1970]

Brother Ares Hey, I was wondering if you stop squatting will your ass sag or something. I wanted to start but my friends said if you stop you'll start sagging which I do not want at any means.

[@stantheman2814]

Kim P exactly

[@stantheman2814]

No rolls, has a neck, looks healthy but she's fat

[@oxyrisin]

Kim P Yeah, I don't get it either. She's NOT even remotely fat.

[@cooper_boi4393]

I agree I think people's standards on what is "fat" are retarded. Girls with meat on their bones are way better than some scrawny chick

[@emiw9951]

love me a girl with scoliosis

[@kovacszsolt6005]

Derpy Moose You mean Lordosis? Scoliosis is the "sideways bend" in the spinal cord. Lordosis is what makes butts look bigger and curvier than they are. By the way, yes, I love me some girl with a curvy back and butt.

[@user-bk3du4uu2i]

I have scoliosis Like, I use a back brace and everything It's hell

[@aaronvenia6193]

Derpy Moose , awesomesauce. ;)

[@TROOPERfarcry]

If her spine looks like a corkscrew, I'm DTF.

[@briannafackler5028]

Well then you're gonna loooooove me because my back is fucking disgusting :DDDDDD

[@Dracopol]

7:22 They make the mistake of counting anybody who has installed Candy Crush on their phones as a "gamer".

[@Dargonhuman]

To be fair, if Candy Crush is someone's jam and they truly enjoy the challenge of using strategy to beat the levels to the point that they play it consistently, I'm not gonna judge; I've got some very "Candy Crush"-like puzzle games in my Steam library that scratch that puzzle itch. But if it's just something they do while taking a dump or because they're bored on a bus, no, they're no more a gamer than the guy who plays Solitaire at work is a card shark.

[@Dracopol]

Dargonhuman Naaaah, if you haven't taken six hours to set up your character on a computer RPG to balance damage factor with weapon speed factor, if you're not there to cut the enemy's head off and shit down their necks, you're not a gamer. Go back to Hello Kitty Massive Multiplayer Online.

[@Kynareth6]

And Candy Crush (or other casual smartphone games) is often pre-installed. Some middle-aged women may very well try it out once or twice, being automatically counted as "gamers". Hilariously bad statistics making.

[@DrakeSilmore]

If we count mobile gamers as gamers, we should no longer generalise and specify which demographic they belong to. Adjusting AAA game titles on the demographic of everyone who ever touched a game regardless of platform is making AAA titles very, very bad. But luckily we now have C&C Rivals because of that.

[@Kynareth6]

Honestly I feel like during PS2 era, most games were actually targeted at real gamers while now most games are targeted at casuals. I am gradually moving more and more to indie titles as AA/AAA are often disappointing and money grabbing. Not all of them but many. There are still some OK large companies, like CD Projekt Red or Rockstar Games. Stay away from EA Games though.

[@SailorSabol]

She’s a little thicker, but she’s gorgeous and she looks absolutely stunning!

[@arumba7345]

You are gorgous with your well done and curly hair miss.

[@christiantaylor1495]

@J Teee Brah 😂

[@himankkr7060]

@@user-vc3sr6pl6k She literally has the same physique in both the photos though. Open your eyes.

[@himankkr7060]

@@user-vc3sr6pl6k In the beach photo, she's got a sway in her hips. In the one you marked, she's standing completely straight. You can literally see her abdominal muscles in the beach photo too. Is the fat on her hips that's visible more in the first photo that upsetting for you?

[@himankkr7060]

@@user-vc3sr6pl6k What are you even talking about, man? Overweight? That beach photo of hers screams overweight to you? You have seen abs on overweight people before? The only issue here I guess is you needing to get your eyesight fixed and actually trying to land a date with a girl irl. Because you probably have never hung out with a woman before if you still describe them with phrases like a "perfect 10".

[@BB-nn9en]

According to science Lauren Southern is the hottest man on the planet.

[@zephyrone7551]

Hell no.

[@xXFeralArtsXx]

Zephyr One Yes. you don't get it do you?

[@JohnSmith-gq9gn]

Tech...agreed. She should end this argument with that move.

[@Dracopol]

I like 45° lumbar curvature and I cannot lie! You uvva bruvvas can't deny. When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a protractor in my face I get SPRUNG!...

[@hyperbolic4606]

Dracopol overrated comment

[@chaddad1236]

You guys were either born after 1992 or have no sense of humor.

[@hyperbolic4606]

ChadDad123 no i get the reference its just not that funny

[@mrburns366]

@@chaddad1236 or... MAYBE because somebody else posted the same comment nearly a year before. 😂

[@insanelyblissful]

I think she looks attractive at both weight variations- she doesn't look unhealthy.

[@insanelyblissful]

MadeMan Gen ??? What are you referring to? The process of aging? Are you clairvoyant? You don't know how any particular person will choose to live out their days and what lifestyle they will pave out for themselves.

[@MayflowerGold_]

MadeMan Gen what crawled up your ass. Many men get nasty bellies past 30 and saggy cheeks too. It’s called aging. Boo hoo.

[@Jacktibby2011]

I agree

[@insanelyblissful]

MadeMan Gen it's quite obvious that some woman in your life failed you. Hopefully you can get passed that and move on from this thinly veiled hatred of a gender.

[@manefin]

MadeMan Gen. They dont lose the value of their eggs, they simply lose the eggs by age. Whereas men produce sperm for basically their whole lifetime. So theres that.

[@mollysargent389]

Wait. Do you mean that click-bait articles AREN'T legit?

[@tosspot1305]

Imagine my SHOCK! My belief has been totally shattered! IM OFFENDED!

[@user-vc3sr6pl6k]

The problem is that major media outlets use these articles as a news source

[@packersuck18]

everyone knows that the hottest feature of any woman is the willingness to #MAGA

[@redberries8039]

Lauren is 'a war-lord now' .... in the info war

[@Mng421]

Since when is that a picture of a "chubby chick"????

[@Kingro619]

Yeah she's more just curvy. Beautiful in both

[@princezuko6028]

Since this skinny SJW got jelly and triggered...

[@googlemyfist114]

Well if you look up the word Chubby on google and then look at the girl and then compare that girl to the average "attractive" female then you'll find she fits the description quite well.

[@JeffreyFay]

I just found out I’m into chubbies. Thanks science!

[@marcd3382]

Lmfaoo I died when she was buried with gaming piecies

[@WhiteLivesMatterPL]

Will never buy MSI again. Cheap breaking down plastics :

[@Bigstu1915]

what about gigabyte

[@Ksilisab]

I hate being a girl and then getting roasted for my lumbar curve :(

[@ImperativeGames]

Lumbar curve is a social construct! Identify yourself as a gril with 45 degreess lumbar curve and sue anyone who disagrees! ^^ Success is guaranteed)

[@naydsoe27]

Ksilisab Excersise and change your habits.

[@Ksilisab]

XXXXDDDDD

[@PelagiMilitis]

Imperative Games I identify myself as a grill every day.

[@boyinthemirror]

I hate not having the perfect riven for my Lanka

[@AdamTec]

pseudoscience*

[@connor3198]

Nonenowhere shut up gay boy LOL

[@awasp6344]

Cooper Bane how is he gay?

[@sonofosiris7713]

+Cooper Bane and what's wrong with being gay?

[@AdamTec]

Jim Reed just get out of the closet dude, its ok, don't be mad at yourself

[@carlisroy6666]

Jim Reed You want to toss off gay boys?!

[@lapusanioan4788]

That is not chubby! Not for men. Women say that to other women to make them feel bad.

[@blakeanderson5006]

11 out of 10 philosophers agree Lauren Southern is smoking hot.

[@thelaughingstorm3968]

I love the way she says bury.

[@sobek]

pay me £40 and ill provide you with a study confirming it

[@c.morganfree1970]

She just looks like an average girl. Step outside and you'll find one that looks just like her. To be more specific I think you find her attractive because you have the same views as her.

[@jonathanknobel3550]

Blake Anderson yeah, I'm going to have a girl like that one day.

[@stantheman2814]

Blake Anderson she's ok but to say she's smoking hot no

[@WinStunSmith]

🎵 I like big butts and I cannot lie. You other brothers can’t deny: that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get sprung! 🎶 😏 I’ve been waiting for YEARS for an excuse to type that.

[@naomimay82]

Shadow X Awesome! That song is literally my ringtone!

[@SBCBears]

There is no excuse to type that unless you're 12 years old.

[@WinStunSmith]

Crow T. Robot: Or.....just hear me out.... Or...that’s just my sense of humor, I’m inclined to say whatever I damn well please, and don’t give a flying fuck what some uptight, prudish prick thinks about me. Ya’ think?

[@SnakeWasRight]

Lauren looks like she lost some weight.

[@paxcon78]

Snake Was Right Not that there's much to lose in general.

[@bl4ckkn1g8t5]

Snake Was Right She looks hotter with a bit more weight on her.

[@johnconnor654]

The Daily Stormer bullied her into losing weight. Mission accomplished.

[@somerandom7672]

I feel like she's probably thicker than you'd expect.

[@rhiroyonve7517]

*SHE?!?!?!!*

[@wisdomandy9361]

Hmm... I would very much argue men prefer women who look feminine. This would suggest being fit and youthful, as well as not overly masculine or overweight. Nothing beats a feminine looking women in a classy dress showing her feminine charm.

[@keenman0403]

There is a difference between thicc and thick.

[@TehOldGamer]

k

[@xoranginho]

Keenan D thats what pornhub says at least

[@edfromchowderheads1312]

Keenan D to be fair the original image would probably just about fit my criteria of THICC.

[@thedarkmaster4747]

MediaWarsTV Exactly phatt vs fat and thick vs thicc. thicc = phatt. fat = overweight. thick = width.

[@overtheedge9298]

Keenan D If a woman's ass jiggles, it's fat. If a woman's ass can bounce a quarter, that's tight.

[@goodgirl140]

Can you make this a regular segment. Pretty pls?

[@greatwolf.]

+1 w/ cherry on top!

[@mattbrown5511]

Here, here.

[@Lolatyou332]

goodgirl140 same I like memes.

[@simonwaffleman]

Indeed

[@bossjohnny1124]

goodgirl140 agreed

[@Argyleexe]

First pic wasn't chubby at all, fairly thick and curvaceous. I personally found her attractive but to each his own

[@georgeplimpton9429]

I agree - she looked BETTER in the "chubby" picture than the other ones later.

[@madisoncrum9212]

Big tits and ass usually means chubby. I don't know how much fat a person needs on their body to actually be considered fat, but when it's clear she's got noticeable fat even in her waistline along with everywhere else on her body, regardless of you wanting to fuck her fat, she is still technically chubby. Most people aren't naturally big and chubby. That comes with eating a lot, which leads to gaining weight, and if you weigh a lot you MIGHT be chubby. But keep being the white knight, I'm sure Kelly Brook is insecure.

[@jtaylor3609]

Madison Crum what? Lol you salty bruh... She thicc as hell

[@goobypls5732]

She is chubby on that photo. Nothing to do with being attractive or not.

[@infinityplays4744]

She was chubby?

[@johnguilfoyle3073]

The study clearly says that regardless of weight the spinal curvature was the preference. The Progressive Journalists who want to push body positivity disregarded the actual point of the study and the actual scientific conclusions found and just showed a picture of a bigger body to push the Narrative.

[@StylinandRaciallyProfilin]

Nowadays Newton, Mendelayev, and Einstein would be called racists.

[@schopenhauer1962]

Stylin' and Racially Profilin' Darwin would be the first target. They even attack the bard, Shakespeare, as a racist. (the merchant of Venice)

[@StylinandRaciallyProfilin]

schopenhauer1962 All great men throughout history would be slandered, if they haven't been already.

[@StylinandRaciallyProfilin]

christian colville Those were the first 3 I could think of.

[@StylinandRaciallyProfilin]

LowerTheBoom I remember what the feminists did to Watson. Just for an offhand remark.

[@thodthverdthur]

"Mr. Einstein what's it like being the smartest man?" "I don't know ask Nikola Tesla" - Einstein

[@DelCastillo44]

Kelly Brooks is fine af

[@davidmorris5212]

I dont mind chicks with some meat on them. Thicc is good, fat is not

[@djayt1215]

unless theyre phat

[@adamryan9185]

Hello there @Lauren Southern, I am a simple Aussie, I enjoy your channel, you’re a fuckin legend.

[@1.25speedoneverything7]

*5'6" 155 pounds with curves*

[@thereafterme]

*1.25Speed on everything agree I like a little extra with that

[@kit3351]

It was this moment I realized I’m short

[@mrsasquatch389]

Pshhhhh hahahahahahahaha

[@yeeyee3471]

*1.25Speed on everything eh 6'6 230 pounds with curves is better

[@andrewjonas3557]

the first picture of her in black is a hotter version imo.

[@brendankay1238]

Andrew Jonas it's really not

[@azertyuiop7893]

It is.

[@maxinefirnkes7898]

Everyone has different opinions

[@azertyuiop7893]

His opinions is obviously wrong.

[@bieberantibully]

I've often wondered if the 1 in 4 women have been raped study is the most cited study in history despite being methodologically horribly flawed. The social sciences are practically defunct at this point and we need to rethink the meaning of credibility when it comes to them.

[@Lolatyou332]

Bieber AntiBullying 1 in 4 is far from accurate, that would mean on average you would see a couple women or men that have been raped every single day. If that was the case there would be a shit ton of more pedophiles who have to disclose they are sex offenders if they live near you.

[@jobdylan5782]

3/4 women have been raped by *tampons*

[@rusty1551]

Science only backs up that Lauren is hot

[@IsraelCountryCube]

@*insert funny name* *fapping intensifies*

[@rusty1551]

Israel Country cube Ohh get outta here BANKER NATION

[@unlisted773]

@MSA 212Wow, MSA, sounds like we should set up a Go Fund Me to buy you some new jackboots and a razor for your next haircut.

[@Roman-ei9zx]

Yuh

[@JohnSmith-ki4wv]

@@IsraelCountryCube ok Jew boy

[@derekofbaltimore]

She's chubby?? Man, Im from a different culture....

[@presiqnqnkov8391]

Derek McGowan yes you are . In eastern europe that is considered fat not chubby lol. 5 more kilograms and she would be considered obese

[@derekofbaltimore]

Thats weird. Crazy how culture can change what is perceived as fat or beauty when at the same time those concepts sound like they are intrinsic

[@numbereight886]

Derek McGowan - She's a big fat lumbering heifer.

[@numbereight886]

Presiqn Qnkov - Brit women are fat and totally unfeminine... and that's from my ex eastern european g/f.

[@derekofbaltimore]

Number Eight So Brit women as a class are all fat? Just like that-you're British then you're fat? That's weird. But then again its weird to me that people think this featured chick is fat. And I guess it would be weird to you that I probably see your "perfect" shape women as young boys with long hair. Different strokes for different folks I guess. Which makes it good that people come in a variety of sizes and shades

[@KrunchyJD]

I'm a guy, I like big butts.

[@Sandity]

KrunchyJD Butts are cute. Boobs are good too. Bacon is good. Wait what were we talking about?

[@KrisVic91]

every guy does. know1 wants to fuck a girl who has the body of a little boy.

[@TheHaters112]

Kurishev Tulipov You other brothers can't deny

[@bridgevillebulldawgz5856]

I'm a human, I breathe air.

[@lockonstratos7787]

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung, wanna pull up tough 'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh baby,

[@MrBloodySpirit]

Why are there so few women like Lauren? It's such a shame.

[@Bluesnipible]

Excuse me, she is actually a man fyi. Dont assume her gender.

[@algol291]

what are you talking about? There are a lot of hot blondes in the world.

[@algol291]

To be fair, Lauren doesn't flaunt her attractiveness. Can't hide a pretty face if you have one on camera.

[@c32767]

algol291 Burka

[@algol291]

yeah, I guess that is one way to ruin a KZbin channel. So, because men can't control themselves in the mid-east, they have to resort to covering beauty from their sight, What a civilized group of people. We need more of them in our country.

[@Kevinb1821]

I do prefer women that are a few extra pounds but they are showing really fat women in 2022 and saying they are pretty. Well beyond a few extra pounds

[@theAshesofDecember1]

I don't think you can scientifically state for a fact what the "perfect" woman is aesthetically. All you can do is suggest what an average of men prefer. Personally, I'm a fan of more petite women as opposed to more curvaceous ones. I'd imagine more guys like "more meat on their bones" rather than the stick thin look, but my personal preference isn't wrong because attraction is subjective in all cases

[@rhettorical]

I've read the articles about the "average gamer" being a middle-aged woman. The reasoning is that they include the oddly large percentage of such women who casually play mobile games as "gamers".

[@davidvondoom2853]

Yup. Playing Candy Crush of Farmville makes you a gamer, so I guess, if you play ANY kind of game, most people are gamers these days.

[@jaywest3734]

Rhettorical Yeah, that number is bullshit. I've known hardly any female gamers throughout my lifetime, not compared to men anyway.

[@jaywest3734]

David von Doom I knew some girls who played handheld games on DS and 3DS, but most don't gravitate towards PS4, Xbox etc. I've only known a few female console gamers that play mainstream games.

[@518corky]

Rhettorical wtf. Playing games on apps not the same as disc games or online games on a console...

[@chellebelle534]

I play pool on my phone and I am not a gamer.

[@nirktheman-thingstab-cutter]

Even if the body was a female the fact that she was buried with weapons does not prove she was a warrior. It was common Scandinavian burial practice to give the deceased weaponry regardless of their actual occupation as it guaranteed a place in Valhalla which was the best of 4 afterlife alternatives.

[@MrFallenone]

Yeah nothing better than to die with a weapon in your hand so you can let Odin see you can fight in Ragnarok.

[@eglootler6407]

There is no such thing as perfect body type. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

[@LL-ub9tz]

When you look at classical depictions of women, they were actually a lot closer to Kelly Brook than some catwalk model or actress.

[@gwynedd1]

Well of you actually looked at Maxim magazine or some other rag aimed at heterosexual men you'd know that heterosexual men have nothing to do with cat walk models. Women and gay men prefer them . That does not mean men like blubbery food addicted land whales either however.

[@katl1489]

I have about the same measurements as the statue of Aphrodite and I look nothing like Kelly Brook.

[@katlysst3403]

Catwalk models aren't there to be attractive, believe it or not. They exist, because skinny women tend to wear most clothes better than chubby women, and they're all the same size because no one wants to sew for 200 different women. So they all have to have the same look. Shockingly their hotness level is rather irrelevant to that

[@pheurangtchi9754]

*Katlyss T* They serve as *mannequins.* You need them to wear clothes FAST. The skinnier, the faster you'll go.

[@hzuiel]

+pheurangtchi975 I can see what you're saying but there is still an emphasis on attractiveness of the face, even for runway models.

[@foxhound9781]

I'd say you're scientifically beautiful Lauren!

[@FazeParticles]

moving up the simp ladder, nice.

[@foxhound9781]

MGTOW - I See the Plot is that some sort of cool hipster slang?

[@Pattern_Noticer]

Well if the average gamer is a middle-aged educated female then wouldn't women be responsible for all that misogyny and sexism in gaming? Eh... I'm sure they'll find some way to pin the blame on men.

[@dmc8706]

I actually prefer the picture of her where she has a little more weight. The second picture that Lauren showed of that first lady was so skinny that I was turned off. That doesn't look healthy. It looks concerning. I was worried for her. I also don't want to know what it takes I have your midriff so much smaller than the rest of your body.

[@johnnyvig14]

When you’re at the bar and you see a pretty girl walk by, grab your protractor and make sure you’re attracted to her body. Just a helpful tip to find the perfect woman. (Women don’t mind if you go right up and measure them.)

[@stefanr8232]

John Vigne, If you want the best quality measurement the protractor is not what you need to grab. A woman at a singles bar may be planning her own research.

[@josesaldivar655]

John Vigne Better get a laser scanner to measure each and every detail.

[@josesaldivar655]

or even better than laser, get my hands and I ll report results.

[@randihadfield8170]

Lol

[@IndyCrewInNYC]

She blinded me with science! And love. ♡

[@ebhnielsen2012]

I'd go gay for Lauren.. As long as I'm still top!

[@RandyLott]

So, how about a good personality? Right, boys?!

[@MrKylljoy]

Lmao, what did you say

[@MrRyan1011]

I get your joke, but if you want an absolutely miserable stressful life filled with betrayal, ignore personality.

[@RandyLott]

It's not a joke. Looks will fade, but the humor, thoughtfulness, care, and love that an incredible woman provides is untouchable. Looks are great, but they're simply a starting point for potential.

[@Junokaii]

Honestly it's essential.. Physical attraction is significantly gone for me if their personality is ugly.

[@NarwahlGaming]

And, she's got huuuge... tracts of land!

[@jpjp9111]

I like skinny girls who are and always have been girls. Lauren is a good example of a hot girl.

[@samknoit9852]

Psshhhhh, I prefer 360 degree spines

[@karrakula]

That escalated quickly...

[@karrakula]

What? Water can actually be wet?! I'm so amazed! The world needs to know! ((XD

[@karrakula]

Many poop, much science, WOW!

[@karrakula]

Once finished your research you need to share your final results with us!

[@randyrefil8263]

That would be an actual headass lmao

[@Scooter_Alice]

she pretty hot tho

[@manchuratt8900]

You mean a "he".

[@johnmathius7733]

what she are you referring? The lady doing the video or the lady in question?

[@Scooter_Alice]

John Mathius I was referring to the model

[@queenfloorpotatooffcial7809]

That chick isn't chubby at all

[@carbearr6093]

lol Stewart just likes em rail thin

[@carbearr6093]

As much as I'm sure you're all the picture of health, not one thing on her body rolled

[@CE-vd2px]

Ags That chick isnt fat, she is thicc with great features IMO. Maybe others dislike but thats my preferred over skinny girls. I would however often take a skinny over a big girl with rolls. I think this model is much different than your typical big girl with rolls. More for us i figure!

[@Exerosp]

90% of the world, even ripped people have fat rolls when they sit down, or bend themselves back. The thing is it's not really fat, it's skin.

[@user-op8pf3uf8s]

Rolls = fatass. Not chubby. Chubby is like a 5 foot 4 girl that's 115lbs

[@5thBabbitt]

I admit you had me in the first half. I legit thought you were an SJW taking clickbait articles seriously

[@theredshirtbrowncoat423]

OwenEx Trump really is right, nobody can detect sarcasm

[@Paul_Ironwolf]

Humanity is doomed. First time i saw "Idiocracy" i thot it was funny, now it haunts me in my nightmares, it was not a movie it was a prophecy of things to come...

[@jv-lk7bc]

to come? brother, we're there.

[@zoidberg9607]

Please save us with your high iq KZbin commenter

[@CosmicCreatorCat]

James Heal "If people didn't get what I like, they just don't get it." If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that, I'd be the richest man in Nicaragua.

[@jonniezodiac]

EYERIS I thought I was just seeing shit but nope. You saw it too 😂😂😂

[@Carium1]

Nah friend, stupidity just makes for good entertainment. That why we see it all time. To prove we aren't doomed to the scourge of the dumb look to medical advances, education/ literacy rates, information travel, ect. Hell nerd culture which translates to the lifestyle of people to who enjoy learning is booming.

[@Xanderqwerty123]

Thicc girls are life, I don't need science for an explanation

[@Garrett754]

Much love ❤️ Lauren!!!

[@edpowers3764]

Thank god for Lauren Southern. I was starting to lose hope in my generation of females (millennial) but it’s great to see someone like Lauren who legitimately is smart, funny, aware, and to top it all off, very pretty! Keep at it Lauren!!

[@parmetries]

I'm a 27 year old female gamer and literally everyone I play games with are like 20 year old men. In fact, I rarely come across other females at all, let alone anyone my age or older. Are these "studies" on "gamers" including the old women who play FarmVille and PokerStars?

[@moogibeans9822]

My mom is 50 and she plays video games, shes playing Bioshock infinite right now. Im not posting this as an argument that the majority of gamers are women btw, its just not true : p Its just an interesting fact, haha.

[@RacconAndMT]

Surprisingly enough yes, that's actually it, they've been trying to construct this narrative for a while now, I recall seeing articles 3-4 years ago, saying that women were making up nearly 50% of "gamers". What they might have wanted to point out in the articles themselves (and not buried under 50 hyperlinks to other articles still thrice removed from the actual study and data) was that this included stuff like people playing Candy Crush on their phones and people playing clickers on Facebook.

[@andyschryvers7407]

It's actually worse than that, some of these studies count everyone who has ever played any game (including candy crush) as a gamer. Even if she quits after 5 minutes. By this logic I'm an archer, a fisherman and a stamp collector.

[@stres7288]

In known a fair few 30+ women who mainly play mmo's.

[@Rakealia]

I'm a 29 year old female gamer and within my MMO, the average player tends to be a 21-24 year old male, so I can definitely second your experience. I also don't come across many women like me, especially in the raiding community. You'll maybe find 1 female to every 7 males there (sometimes as many as 2 women in an 8 person party!). xD You actually find more trans women than biological females sometimes.

[@danip.3245]

You've been a warlord for a good while now Lauren :D

[@brucewayne5488]

I bet Lauren has a 45.5 degree lumbar curvature

[@Edusm17]

Chubby version was hot. Fitter version was hotter. Guys have a pretty wide spectrum of "angles." I pretty sure it's women who prefer ultra skinny. Especially in high fashion modeling.