The "it's hard being blind with dead parents" being suddenly and so unceremoniously interrupted by the Doctor with Sci Fi stuff is one of the most accurate parts
@BH-982 жыл бұрын
“Character time is over, time for plot!”
@guicaldo71642 жыл бұрын
@@BH-98 Like clockwork in a Chibnal story
@ptolemeeselenion15422 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@peterpan765 Жыл бұрын
but the dying dog!!!!
@RobertWilkinsonJKekMaloy Жыл бұрын
@@guicaldo7164 i keep seeing his name as chinballs.
@wojak-sensei64242 жыл бұрын
"How are you?" "Blind." Not all art is meant to be understood.
@TayTayMakesBeats2 жыл бұрын
I was grinning until that line, now I'm a skeleton.
@godricktheminecrafted31132 жыл бұрын
3:13 for anyone who’s wondering
@ptolemeeselenion15422 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@DPadGamer2 жыл бұрын
The fact that I didn't realize Yas and Ryan were swapped until it was pointed out really says something... about things. Also, the Tardis needs an inhaler.
@DucksFor42 жыл бұрын
I wasn’t expecting you here
@benedictrogers14782 жыл бұрын
I'm like 60% sure the TARDIS noises are a reference to old Doctor Who books,
@daphnekxng2 жыл бұрын
The Doctor leaves the parking brake on apparently.
@BritishTrainspotting2 жыл бұрын
The TARDIS needs to be reminded to take its inhaler just like that scientist from UNIT, I forgot her name tho
@benedictrogers14782 жыл бұрын
@@daphnekxng considering every other TARDIS makes the noise, that's more likely to be a joke.
@krchecotah Жыл бұрын
I give it an 8/10. Needs a random historical figure, and Ryan asking what a guide dog is.
@takealilpill34710 ай бұрын
And a companion randomly revealing their history with a guide dog, or alternatively, a lecture about how good they are for society and their history read straight from a textbook.
@SSjSylar9 ай бұрын
@@takealilpill347 YE SEE YAZ GUIDE DOGS ARE VERY GOOD FOR SOCIETAAAY, THEY HELP PEOPLE WHO HAVE VISUAL IMPAIRMENTS LIVE NORMAL LIVES LIKE US.
@dodojesus45299 ай бұрын
@@takealilpill347*wikipedia
@Strogman253 ай бұрын
@@takealilpill347Ryan: What's a guide dog? The Doctor: Guide dogs (colloquially known in the US as seeing-eye dogs[1]) are assistance dogs trained to lead blind or visually impaired people around obstacles. Ryan: I can't ride a bike.
@fyka29022 жыл бұрын
"Being blind seems like it would be hard." "It is, it means I can't see." My God, this dialogue is 10x better than the original show.
@ptolemeeselenion15422 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@noriakikakyoin84782 жыл бұрын
Because this dialogue is self-conscious. Chibnall's era could at least be funny if they knew how terrible the writing is and exagerated it. The way they do it, it's just sad.
@bplionel2 Жыл бұрын
@@noriakikakyoin8478 13 should have broke into the BBC offices, sent Chibnall to a different dimension, then regenerate.
@notasherflynn Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of oblivion npc dialogue
@bass-dc9175 Жыл бұрын
"How are you feeling" ... ... ... ... "BLIND"
@calemr2 жыл бұрын
"I'm allergic to bicycles." Is about the level of understanding Chinballs has of Dyspraxia.
@dandaropa2 жыл бұрын
Chinballs lmao
@sci_pain34092 жыл бұрын
as someone who suffers from dyspraxia, yes!
@maxdixon69252 жыл бұрын
@@sci_pain3409 As someone else who does that, yes!
@cheekbonestrenchcoat2 жыл бұрын
The 3 times they remembered to mention it did pretty much boil down to "I'll allergic to ladders and bicycles"
@marquisofcarrabass2 жыл бұрын
Chinballs understands dyspraxia so well, that he was the first person to discover that jumping around conveyor belts in a Space Amazon knock-off completely cures it.
@BONETOASTER11112 жыл бұрын
Careful Jay, KZbin's copyright policies are pretty strict, I don't think you're allowed to post full unedited episodes like this!
@Frizzleman2 жыл бұрын
😂💀😂
@IRMentat2 жыл бұрын
Unedited? The effects and writing are clearly far superior to the BBC attempted-show
@georgemaragos23782 жыл бұрын
is this not the xmas special for 2021
@Fu3g0.1002 жыл бұрын
This isn't an episode dude, it's the whole season
@ptolemeeselenion15422 жыл бұрын
AYO!!!
@edithprince53052 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe how well you nailed the “being blind with dead parents is hard” scene
@FerHivore2 жыл бұрын
I think the problem is that many “woke” people want to pay lip service to minorities like the blind but only ever manage a superficial representation of their conditions. They never drill down into the deeper issues of being blind, like blindness and not being able to see.
@Robert212112 жыл бұрын
@@FerHivore lol
@TheMultiGamerOfficial2 жыл бұрын
Which one?
@DodgeThatAttack2 жыл бұрын
then being blind was forgotten about classic
@cookiethecommentateror54692 жыл бұрын
It brings me to tears every time
@TheDelinear Жыл бұрын
I love the running gag that Ryan and Yas are completely interchangeable and basically devoid of their own personalities. I also like that you made them like this in your parody, too.
@Ye1diamondOfficial10 ай бұрын
Nah you don't understand yaz gives homoerotic vibes towards 13 and Ryan is a dude
@Antonioplus10 ай бұрын
😂 Brilliant
@SSJPENGUIN10 ай бұрын
Chibnall's companion dynamic worked a lot better when it was Yaz & Dan instead
@MrOmnisun10 ай бұрын
The thing about Ryan is you never see his disability unless he is riding that bike on top of that hill. I was a disable kid who never learned to ride a bike and I felt kicked in the guts by that subplot.
@Ye1diamondOfficial10 ай бұрын
@@MrOmnisun wait he was disabled when was this established?
@Vidyut_Gore2 жыл бұрын
The joke is the tragedy. This actually "feels" like one of the episodes. Particularly the way the supporting cast turns to some random "this must suck", "this sucks", "me too" type conversation as soon as the Doctor leaves and she returns with some off-screen update and action plan. That tempo action-reflection-action-reflection.... (neither relevant to the other) is fucking perfect. And tragic.
@jonathankozenko2 жыл бұрын
It's also accurate in the way the cinematography seems entirely designed with efficiency in mind, rather than dramatic tension or artistic flair
@triplejazzmusicisall1883 Жыл бұрын
Spot on. This is amusing and also dreadfully accurate of everything that made us cringe on the Chibnall crisis of crap made to look clever when it is just convoluted garbage. What an intriguing conundrum. To make a satirical take on Chibnall's DW you need to highlight the boredom and lack of an actual script let alone a thought out come. What I found both the most amusing and tragic was Ryan as portrayed in this spoof was completely the same as the actor's performance on the BBC. Ryan, the most wooden companion of all time. DW - Dire Wooden, Dreadfully Woeful, Drift Wood, Dead or Wounded? Take your pick and guesstimate.
@fromthecheapseats7126 Жыл бұрын
That’s pretty accurate to most science fiction or action film and television I’ve seen in the 21st century.
@tinyfreckle9 ай бұрын
I gave up halway through watching the 13th doctors series so I genuinely thought this was just a comedic recap of an episode I had missed for like 75% of the video
@augustjoys2 жыл бұрын
Despite some poor pacing and clunky dialogue I think Ryan really came into his own this episode and 13 showed some real strength. Overall I'm giving "Battle of the Blind" an 8/10.
@MrSupersonic20122 жыл бұрын
Huh, I thought the episode title was Being blind is ruff.
@trianglemoebius2 жыл бұрын
@@MrSupersonic2012 That's the alternate American title.
@bingchilling_692 жыл бұрын
it really came into it's own, commercially and artistically
@alex.g73172 жыл бұрын
*8==D/10
@madison_hailstorm2 жыл бұрын
this is basically doctor who tumblr
@birbz10332 жыл бұрын
Time to take to twitter and defend this episode with my fucking life as if it was my firstborn child
@birbz10332 жыл бұрын
I’ll also doxx you if you disagree
@Longshanks16902 жыл бұрын
@@birbz1033 i thought it was ok
@birbz10332 жыл бұрын
@@Longshanks1690 You’re a horrible human being and misogynistic and incredibly homophobic
@Longshanks16902 жыл бұрын
@@birbz1033 Yes.
@tardigrade80192 жыл бұрын
@@birbz1033 it's not my favorite episode
@BobbyCookOfficial2 жыл бұрын
How could anyone hate this beautiful story dedicated to the blind. I particularly liked the ending where the doctor blew up a lot of guide dogs. Anyone who disliked this must have a serious hatred for the blind.
@meatrace2 жыл бұрын
I mean fair enough I do hate the blind, but that doesn't mean this episode was GOOD.
@lancerjayden49972 жыл бұрын
no they hate woman obviously
@happyguy01052 жыл бұрын
Sadly they can't see it play out
@RubesGoodBrainCoffee2 жыл бұрын
Yes, she could have shot the one guy with a gun instead of blowing up every guide dog in the universe -- but that would be WRONG.
@Shenaldrac2 жыл бұрын
@@meatrace God, right? The way they look at people is so rude, it's no wonder they're hated.
@Moggetslittlesister2 жыл бұрын
I love the complete non-acknowledgement that killing all the guide dogs in the universe is bad and not a good solution. Classic Chibnall
@MariChambers Жыл бұрын
Especially when the random guy suggests using the gun. Killing one person? Nah. Mass genocide of all the guide dogs in the universe, that's WAY better (as long as it's not with a gun)
@Vario6910 ай бұрын
Kerblam: corporations good, employees bad Thanks doctor who
@tbonerocks77202 жыл бұрын
When the blind man recognises the dead guy in Hawaii despite not being able to see is comedy gold.
@DialecticRed2 жыл бұрын
I somehow didn't even catch that lmfao
@strbourne Жыл бұрын
Literally how all disabilities have been treated in Chibnall’s era
@davidthedeaf Жыл бұрын
all blind know all blind worldwide, even in Hawaii.
@AlinaAniretake Жыл бұрын
he smelt him, don't worry
@AuroraButterflyx Жыл бұрын
Omg XD.
@Wolf61192 жыл бұрын
The fact that the moral atrocity of blowing up all the guide dogs is not only deemed as acceptable by the Doctor, but not even discussed or debated by the characters, is fucking perfect.
@midastheunwise24232 жыл бұрын
I was just waiting to see what atrocity the Doctor's solution to avoid using guns would be. Absolutely spot on.
@Unethical.Dodgson2 жыл бұрын
You mean like telling that one guy to not kill spiders because that would be inhumane? But then locking them up so that they all starve to death? Oh and how everytime this Doctor has a different view from someone else: It's automatically seen as the 'good' viewpoint and everyone else is considered bad? Yeah. I am so glad we never had any ambiguity with the Doctor like in 'The Time Lord Victorious' or whatever gumpf that would be. I'm happy we have such a complex character now! (Sarcasm for humour) Yeah. Fuck Chibnall and his writing :D
@shellbloemker97872 жыл бұрын
@@Unethical.Dodgson don't forget when she used a living TARDIS to kill all the daleks
@cheekbonestrenchcoat2 жыл бұрын
That sounds about right "I think killing is bad" "I killed all the things." Yep, sounds right. The spiders, the TARDIS, that time she let the mom and daughter die on dead-Earth to moralise ....
@crusader77722 жыл бұрын
@@Unethical.Dodgson I hated when she did that to the spiders, it's not as if she had a blue box of infinite size that can go anywhere in space and time, maybe even to a planet full of other giant soldiers
@ilclaudio72332 жыл бұрын
Damn, it must be hard to raise a blind child while being dead.
@JayExci2 жыл бұрын
spent a solid 30 seconds laughing at this comment. Well played
@flaksoft80032 жыл бұрын
imagine raising a blind child while beeing dead and blind Damn so many ideas. I'm writing them to chibs
@chrissonofpear13842 жыл бұрын
@@JayExci 6 parents? Wow. Christmas must have been interesting.
@TroyPacelli2 жыл бұрын
Even if there are six of you
@Lenny-ue8hk2 жыл бұрын
*misses every shot at almost point blank range* "you missed" "you're nitpicking" Twitter moment
@swedneck2 жыл бұрын
it's like the reverse of "'tis a but a flesh wound"
@nightghoul73682 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for a sequence that went Blind Guy: *explains miserable life* Yas/Ryan: I see Blind Guy: I don't
@anarlote56582 жыл бұрын
The Doctor being chill about all the dogs in the universe dying is surprisingly accurate to this latest season. RIP the Lupari.
@TheDelinear Жыл бұрын
To be fair, it's not all dogs, it's just all guide dogs and any regular dogs who happen to be standing near guide dogs.
@Exceltiaawesome Жыл бұрын
@@TheDelinearAnd people standing next to guide dogs as well. And anything that happens to be next to guide dogs also.
@Freezer2852811 ай бұрын
The stupidest thing about the Lupari is that the Dalek and Cybermen ships get blown up in the Flux and yet the funny dog aliens are able to shield planet Earth from it.
@Leslie_AF10 ай бұрын
And rip the sontarans. The doctor’s big genius move was *killing all of them*. No warning. They weren’t posing an imminent threat. But Chibnall thought it was totes cool to do a big explosive genocide.
@Freezer2852810 ай бұрын
Everything about The Thirteenth Doctor is just wrong.@@Leslie_AF
@FlamingLily2 жыл бұрын
This is so painfully accurate Having the blind guy have a dead parent so he could relate to Ryan instead of just using Ryan's disability is just... exquisitely painfully accurate
@AspenBrightsoul2 жыл бұрын
I was very disappointed when I went to your channel and I didn't find a goat that makes let's plays.
@mrtb76762 жыл бұрын
Six dead parents! To quote Oscar Wilde, "To lose one parent may be regarded as unfortunate; to lose two looks like carelessness. Any more than that and you must be a complete fuckup".
@cameronmefford2 жыл бұрын
“That sounds really bad, what are we gonna do?” “We could redraft” Comedy gold
@adampage5932 жыл бұрын
It's just a shame nobody on the writing staff ever said this
@SallinKari2 жыл бұрын
@@adampage593 No one who survived being on the writing staff you mean.
@cardinalpishlieu90052 жыл бұрын
99.99% accurate. You forgot the upward vocal inflection at the end of EVERY SINGLE ONE OF RYAN'S SENTENCES.
@lucytheservicesibe2 жыл бұрын
I KNEW their vocal inflections were weird. I just couldn’t put my finger on it. God.
@tacticstories71592 жыл бұрын
So that's what was so annoying. I really hate his voice, but I did'nt know why, but that is really it.
@ptolemeeselenion15422 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@taidgheshea9625 Жыл бұрын
The "moronic interrogative" where every statement is a question.
@RochRich.10 ай бұрын
I thought that was just a symptom of being northern
@ChrisKeziahHyde Жыл бұрын
I can't believe the BBC hasn't taken this down for copyright infringement yet, it's clearly one of the missing episodes of Jodie's era.
@jrfour24082 жыл бұрын
the pained groans of the TARDIS entering each scene as if it wants to cease existence really make it for me if I'm honest.
@millie_gilroy38262 жыл бұрын
I half expected the villain to say “I want to kill the blind cause they’ll never see it coming” and tbh I think that’s better than anything chibnall has ever done
@penginlord93962 жыл бұрын
I was thinking of something more legitimate, like there shouldn't be weakness in the world or something, and blind people are just one group he's getting rid of in his plan to rid earth of weakness, only for the doctor to talk him into the fact that weakness is important and without it we can't truly see strength (or something), then i realized that i actually put effort into developing a villain and their motivation instead of what chipnal does
@millie_gilroy38262 жыл бұрын
@@penginlord9396 it was more a pun lol but I see where you’re coming from
@cookieface802 жыл бұрын
"I can't stand the blind, they have no vision!"
@mikzpwnz_31992 жыл бұрын
@@cookieface80 "they have lost sight of the world and are unfit to watch over it. Their perspective is non existent."
@Alondro772 жыл бұрын
@@cookieface80 Star Wars crossover! The villain is PALPATINE and he wants to make the blind pay the "price for their lack of vision"! It practically writes itself! I AM A GENIUS!! *Chinballs seethes in rage at Alondro's brilliant screenwriting*
@be_an_rm2 жыл бұрын
If it didn't say parody I would've assumed that Chibnall had written this. 10/10 very acute
@LordGek2 жыл бұрын
So this wasn't a Chibnall written one?
@be_an_rm2 жыл бұрын
@@LordGek True, maybe Jay found an old script lying around and narrated it. We'll never know
@soggycatgirl2 жыл бұрын
Nah it's obviously not chibnall It has personality & it's funny.
@tophatgeo2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love this, the fact that blind guy recognised blind hawaii guy without seeing him is perfect
@MasterChiefSpartan1172 жыл бұрын
Right? Dafuq?
@Dandidoodles2 жыл бұрын
I didn't even realize- 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@007turtle12392 жыл бұрын
I think what's more perfect is the contrivance of them having known eachother period.
@3wheelyboy2 жыл бұрын
If Graham was in this I bet he'd be like "It's so hard without Grace"
@cheekbonestrenchcoat2 жыл бұрын
"Your grandmother, who is dead remember, would say...."
@ptolemeeselenion15422 жыл бұрын
Ahahahahahahahah!!
@chestty4552 жыл бұрын
Is it bad that I legit forgot that Graham should be there? He was my preferred member out of the quadruple group and I still forgot about him.
@DsRelaxingSounds2 жыл бұрын
@@chestty455 Same 😂
@leightonpetty4817 Жыл бұрын
Alas, while he easily had the best actor of the crew you can only do so much with so little
@Icasus Жыл бұрын
The fact that the doctor's solution to the problem is far worse than what the bad guy was doing is fucking perfect.
@SurrealKeenan2 жыл бұрын
"Now it's time to unmask the villain!" *rips off the mask* "The embodiment of human intolerance!?" "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you diverse group of meddling millennials and that old guy!"
@Enward8342 жыл бұрын
Lol
@batjackgames68382 жыл бұрын
"oh look a gun" "Ryan put the gun back" "okay" Yep, sounds about right for the 13th doctor
@ptolemeeselenion15422 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Luuuna2 жыл бұрын
"My dad's bad and I'm alergic to bicycles" made me spit out my drink
@MrSupersonic20122 жыл бұрын
For people who don't want to watch your five hour dissection of the problems of modern Doctor Who, just watch this. This parody nearly covers all of the issues with the show while being more entertaining than anything on it.
@ptolemeeselenion15422 жыл бұрын
Indeed.
@TheDelinear Жыл бұрын
I literally just binged the whole five hour essay and then watched this, and it felt like the gargantuan amount of work that must have gone into the essay was just a justification for making this, and I'm utterly fine with that.
@Rowansfears9 ай бұрын
I watched both
@ravenstar10532 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that they kinda bounce around when they speak like they're dolls Jay's playing pretend with
@EMleRoux2 жыл бұрын
Yup.... and yet the acting is better than the real thing!
@ptolemeeselenion15422 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@ooooneeee2 жыл бұрын
@@EMleRoux the acting isn't the problem with Chibball Who, the bad writing only gives them so much to work with
@fromthecheapseats7126 Жыл бұрын
@@ooooneeee Capaldi managed to elevate bad material. Whittaker sees rock-bottom and grabs a shovel.
@ux922 жыл бұрын
I think this could've been slightly better written, specially the last part. Not only that, it was also very cliché, very routine running up and down corridors from silly monsters.
@AurumEtAes2 жыл бұрын
It could do with a rewrite by Pip and Jane. Definitely
@RazorusR3X7772 жыл бұрын
I've come to the conclusion that Dr. Who is now basically just Scooby-Doo.
@shinget2 жыл бұрын
@@RazorusR3X777 scooby-who?
@jmorton2012 жыл бұрын
If only chibs the younger in his tie and glasses could see how the elder chibs turned out he might chuck himself into a CVE and save the world or disappear up moffat's crack. Which reminds me the doctor died when he was played by matt smith. He disappeared up moffat's crack and amy imagined him back in to existence. This is because that anything that disappeared up moffat's crack was instantly annihilated.
@ThatRandomFastingGuy2 жыл бұрын
I felt this in my bones 🤣
@Smilephile2 жыл бұрын
"Being blind must be hard" "It is, it means I cant see." I did a spittake
@ptolemeeselenion15422 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@RainWelsh2 жыл бұрын
“How are you feeling?” “… BLIND.” There were parts of this where I forgot what I was watching and ended up half convinced it was an actual episode. Like watching something with subtitles and then being mildly perturbed when you suddenly remember nobody’s actually speaking English, you know? Truly a masterpiece.
@katsu890 Жыл бұрын
I love how you perfectly captured the awkward dialogue about deep struggles while the Doctor fucks off to investigate the thing
@gwynevans64402 жыл бұрын
When I heard the man feeling blind had dead parent sadness I felt sad for him. Then I heard the number of dead parent was 6 and I felt six times as sad. THAT'S HOW CHARECTER WRITING WORKS!
@ptolemeeselenion15422 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Longshanks16902 жыл бұрын
“The signals are a manifestation of human intolerance” This was pretty funny already but that line had me literally speechless from laughing for a minute and I have no idea why. 🤣
@BioshadowX2 жыл бұрын
Followed immediately by "I fucking hate human intolerance"
@BH-982 жыл бұрын
@@BioshadowX intolerant to human intolerance, now that’s what I call an inner conflict!
@alvarotavares19662 жыл бұрын
I love the passive acknowledgement of plot holes some directors just completely ignore "I know I didn't say this very important thing earlier" (doesn't elaborate). This is gold
@concon090902 жыл бұрын
I think it's more specifically a jab at episodes like Demons of the Punjab where the villains will do evil, intimidating shit, on-screen, for the whole episode, and then the twist is that they were actually good. This is despite having several perfectly good oppurtunities to explain themselves to the other characters, and electing to simply not to, all for the sake of maintaining the twist.
@gaynarchist2 жыл бұрын
I love how this could 100% be an episode lmfao. The part at the start where the Doctors PNG changed when she said she'd use her sonic screwdriver absolutely killed me
@Shenaldrac2 жыл бұрын
I almost choked to death when that happened.
@pumkin6102 жыл бұрын
This is 100% canon lol
@LintIsReal10 ай бұрын
I genuinely feel bad for Jodie. I wish she would have had competent writing for her episodes. And I can’t believe they let it continue for three seasons.
@deadandburied76269 ай бұрын
Jodie is a great actress, Chibnall a bad writer. Poor Jodie 😢
@SotheAlbion9 ай бұрын
Don't feel sorry for someone who didn't watch any DW before casting. She's as dumb as the showrunner.
@paulannable37346 ай бұрын
@@deadandburied7626she can say her lines but she never created a character
@J0yceJ0star6 ай бұрын
@@paulannable3734 well duh? She's an actress, she's portraying a character based on the writer's work not creating...
@paulannable37346 ай бұрын
@@J0yceJ0star wrong. They’re not just there to read their lines and avoid bumping into scenery. Think Matt Smith channelling Patrick Troughton.
@MiningNatureYT2 жыл бұрын
"Who are you?" "I'm blind" 10/10 would watch this season again, great characterization, maybe even a little too deep
@Dinnyeify2 жыл бұрын
"How many dead parents do you have?" "Six" "Wow it must be hard having that many dead parents!"
@petrelli2312 жыл бұрын
he's the CW Flash
@JakeIsLearning2 жыл бұрын
This got me. I haven't laughed like this in ages
@morganrobinson80422 жыл бұрын
Like Logistically. Adoption had to be a hard sell after the second full set of adults died in you proximity. At that point there's a strong argument that you're the cause of the repeated deaths, either directly or due to a curse or something.
@CognetoBurrito2 жыл бұрын
"How are you feeling?" *Emotional music begins to play* ". . . B L I N D" I fucking love you, Jay :')
@matthewcollins47732 жыл бұрын
"Woof woof woof, growl". I can't handle dialogue this insightful. Chris has outdone himself this time.
@squarrot93552 жыл бұрын
"I really respect that you think killing is bad" "I'm mysterious" Honestly
@samdyer-payne47192 жыл бұрын
My husband and I literally quote this whenever we watch a Chibnall episode now. It may have been the only reason we enjoyed Legend of the Sea Devils, so thanks for that! It's like playing Chibnall bingo!
@ptolemeeselenion15422 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@aced37502 жыл бұрын
this is better than anything chris chibnall has written or ever will write. truly the most moving thing to come out of the 13th doctors era
@matthewdoolittle64062 жыл бұрын
The part with the 6 dead parents really tore at my heartstrings
@obi5012 жыл бұрын
I mean... Broadchurch, countrycide but yeah
@superfamilyallosauridae65052 жыл бұрын
i remember the dinosaur on a spaceship episode specifically because i was like "dude, what is going on? whY? is this really doctor who? what was the point?" i was like 12 when i was 12, i literally did not even think about plots and literally just watched things happen without stitching them together.
@ProfessorChucklebuttyandClack2 жыл бұрын
A parody is supposed to make fun of the original, but you've created something far more exciting, better written, and the acting is far superior.
@MyBelovedGhostAndMe2 жыл бұрын
God why are you all so salty because the past two seasons were bad. Don't watch it if there's too much diversity for you or you just don't like the writer. This season is so much better than 11&12 if you genuine don't like it that's fine but really you're all just acting like children now. Grow the f up.
@sarkyopinion98142 жыл бұрын
Yeah, pretty much I love the sub-arc where you portrayed the doctor being against guns and violence and intolerance, but to save the day the doctor makes all of the innocent dogs explode to death even though they were being controlled
@Shenaldrac2 жыл бұрын
It's actually a very deep message, condemning those who do not take the responsibility to strengthen themselves to resist outside forces. By being weak enough to fall under the control of the alien space rays, they dogs willingly participated in this. They're not innocent victims but rather accomplices. I think it was very brave of Doctor Who to address this controversial topic, and really shine a light on how victims can also be victimizers.
@wlovins02 жыл бұрын
I hate it when innocent dogs "explode to death", though I am not sure what other options there would be after exploding. 😁
@felicityclaire27322 жыл бұрын
"Wanna make out?" "No, not really. Oh no a Zygon!" Genuine, actual tears of laughter. The way this era can't do a fucking character beat without IMMEDIATELY crashing in with the next thing is just insufferable.
@ptolemeeselenion15422 жыл бұрын
😂
@demaupin2 жыл бұрын
There's simply no way that a series could begin with the Doctor repeatedly following her sonic readings to various places offscreen, then end with a big pile of dead doggos. Absolutely no way.
@moproodu2 жыл бұрын
holy shit lol
@TheBrogmire2 жыл бұрын
Upvote for truth!!
@DWAkhaten2 жыл бұрын
7:56 - 8:22 This gag is meant to be a parody but it's right on the money, to the point where Chris Chibnall actually has this whole scene play out unironically (again) at the end of the Sea Devils episode, and that's just hilarious.
@Krezzing Жыл бұрын
For real????
@danielcooper333210 ай бұрын
Fr, I can name at least three instances where this exact scenario played out during the 13th Doctor's era.
@amyparnell332510 ай бұрын
Timeless children is the big example that stood out for me
@titularheroАй бұрын
I laughed so hard when it happened in sea devils because I knew it was coming again
@SJ90012 жыл бұрын
As a blind person, I'm so thrilled to see us finally get some representation on television. The nameless blind man was so well acted and developed, I especially liked his personality trait of not being able to see. It's just a shame that it took this long to get to this point since Doctor Who has never featured any blind character before now. It's 2021 - representation is important but I am ecstatic that Chibnall has finally validated my existence. Also, the cinematography, costumes and set design in this episode were top notch. Edit: A lot of people are pointing out the other blind characters who have been in previous episodes. They don't count.
@derangedcrouton18642 жыл бұрын
How... how did you write this comment?
@Llama_Of_Rivia2 жыл бұрын
@@derangedcrouton1864 his guide dog helped him
@Ted_Curtis2 жыл бұрын
"As a blind person, I am so thrilled to see..." Hang on a minute
@SJ90012 жыл бұрын
@@derangedcrouton1864 What are you insinuating? That I'm less capable of doing simple things just because I am blind?
@RetroActiveGM2 жыл бұрын
This comment is gold.
@TheKingMgee2 жыл бұрын
"My dad is bad and I'm allergic to Bicycles" is more character than Ryan has ever had.
@VerdanaVideos2 жыл бұрын
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a parody that is more accurate. Unironically this probably took more effort to write than a Chibnall episode does.
@SirBlackReeds2 жыл бұрын
You might want to poke around Robot Chicken skits.
@jmorton2012 жыл бұрын
@@SirBlackReeds what have they done some jodi ones?
@drrob19632 жыл бұрын
@@jmorton201 No - Chinball's Doctor is more bizzare than Robot Chicken
@cheekbonestrenchcoat2 жыл бұрын
It had a more wrapped up conclusion too
@bronsongilbert98202 жыл бұрын
@@drrob1963 oof you're not wrong but like... ooof thats bad
@somebloke90672 жыл бұрын
As a guide dog I’m delighted to see this representation in this episode. This is instantly the best doctor who episode regardless of writing and directing
@paulharries95582 жыл бұрын
You're barking mad.
@Naokarma Жыл бұрын
Why is this comment not pinned?
@happily_blue10 ай бұрын
I thought you exploded
@BottomBunkArt3 ай бұрын
@happily_blue you're nitpicking
@tbonerocks7720 Жыл бұрын
A couple of more subtle details: - The blind guy recognises the dead guy in Hawaii immediately, despite not being able to see. - Speaking of which I guess all blind people know all blind people worldwide. - There is no reason for the ship to have all those guide dogs on board. What is their use? - The early scene with the red herring villain has no plot relevance. The location also adds nothing. - The Doctor scans for unusual activity similar to the activity surrounding the guide dog, and the first thing she picks up is in Hawaii? There are tons of guide dogs in Britain, and the signal was going to control ALL of them. - The red herring villain takes a ridiculously long time to get to the control room. - The signal is ready to be launched just when the Doctor starts investigating and decides to overload the signal. Hell, there's no reason it wasn't ready BEFORE THEN other than 'the villain has been preparing'.
@moonpolarmoon2 жыл бұрын
At least she didn't make dogs cannibalize each other by locking them in the room or something.
@penginlord93962 жыл бұрын
What are you talking about, that's perfectly humane according to the doctor's morals
@anon52632 жыл бұрын
Somehow this is all Trump's fault. Boy, Chibs' really missed the cultural zeitgeist didn't he?
@alphamineron2 жыл бұрын
Is that a episode reference? The whole 13 Doc run is more forgetful than my history class
@penginlord93962 жыл бұрын
@@alphamineron arachnids in the UK. Instead of going with not-trump's plan of shooting unusually and dangerous spiders, 13 decides to instead lock them in a sealed room so that they have a "natural" death.
@alphamineron2 жыл бұрын
@@penginlord9396 Damn That's messed up... holly crap. Non-Cannibal animals only resort to cannibalism under extreme stress. She basically tortured them on purpose
@DR34MC45T3R2 жыл бұрын
"The signals are just a manifestation of human intolerance." "Aw I fuckin hate human intolerance." That and the "redraft" line fuckin got me, had to go back to see em again lmao
@ptolemeeselenion15422 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@TheUnsightlyRF2 жыл бұрын
"Uh oh! Not poggers." I wonder if the Chibnall era would be better received if that was 13's official catchphrase.
@toothfairy101332 жыл бұрын
still less cringey than "the fam"
@ARMarTy_2 жыл бұрын
@@toothfairy10133 I have flashbacks from 11th's " Who da man ? " in Series 5... but he actually decided to stop saying that x)
@rebeccaflutters5179 Жыл бұрын
''My dad's bad and I'm allergic to bicycles'' I'M WHEEZING! Thank you for making this, this is gold!
@tacticstories71592 жыл бұрын
"That sounds really bad! What are we gonna do?" "We could redraft..." That's comedy gold! xD. I love it!
@FerHivore2 жыл бұрын
“I can’t do Northern.” If it’s any consolation, Jay, you pulled off the other numerous and varied accents with aplomb.
@thefonzkiss2 жыл бұрын
Opposite of Jodie then?
@BuzzBomber2 жыл бұрын
Neither can Tosin Cole so fair's fair.
@overtheoverseer2 жыл бұрын
Yep. Got Tosin Cole's emotionless monotone to a tee!
@unbearifiedbear18852 жыл бұрын
Lets goh
@EveIrkens2 жыл бұрын
damn and I was looking forward to the series 1 parody.
@saoranachnah-alba7232 жыл бұрын
I can't believe they gave Dan such plot armour that they has to give SONTARANS the accuracy of a Blind Storm Trooper.
@tobyjack12382 жыл бұрын
The stormtroopers are blind? Being blind seems like it would be hard.
@harveywhitehouse9192 жыл бұрын
@@tobyjack1238 yes
@garethharold36002 жыл бұрын
Nah nah nah, don't forget that Dan's GOOD at this!
@jakejennings65342 жыл бұрын
Remember Dan is secretly evil
@jujublue44262 жыл бұрын
That's only because Dan is too OP for Sontarans
@williamjoyce43132 жыл бұрын
After the doctor said “you missed!”, she should have said, “that’s why I don’t like guns”
@guicaldo71642 жыл бұрын
Ah damn, missed opportunity
@pumkin6102 жыл бұрын
If you dont like guns then create a story and present them as useless
@SJ90012 жыл бұрын
@@pumkin610 Why do that when you can present them as the only viable solution to the problem you've remembered to include in the script while demonising them anyway?
@setov16632 жыл бұрын
I think Jay failed at making a parody here. This was accidentally better than any of the episodes they were parodying
@SorowFame2 жыл бұрын
A parody can be better than the original, according to people who’ve watched both SAO Abridged is a great example
@Bruh-zx2mc10 ай бұрын
Pretty sure Jay goes by she.
@setov166310 ай бұрын
@@Bruh-zx2mc You sure? My bad then
@Bruh-zx2mc10 ай бұрын
@@setov1663 It's all good 👍
@NukaNocturne9 ай бұрын
@@Bruh-zx2mc So no longer any/all pronouns? Kewl
@caulifloodle Жыл бұрын
"I didn't say anything earlier" is so perfect lmao. And also the way she lets him sacrifice himself and kill every dog and the writing frames it as a morally unambiguous victory.
@RetroActiveGM2 жыл бұрын
"Guns are bad, but making dogs explode is acceptable." ~ The 13th Doctor
@timmythy28872 жыл бұрын
You know, I liked the part where Ryan and the blind man were having a heart to heart about their dead parents quite a bit earlier. It gave some nice character development. But of course... like clockwork in a Chibnall story...
@RoshanKumar-br6op2 жыл бұрын
_sounds of a dying seal_ "hello there, it is me, the 13th DOCTOR."
@GabyyRose2 жыл бұрын
"You missed !" "You're nitpicking..." The way I screamed at this one
@EnderKingDubs3 ай бұрын
So we all agreed that Russell watched this video, right? I can see it now. Mysterious Villain: "So I was talking to Sutekh. You remember him." Russell: "Oh yes, I do remember him. Wait! Hmmmm."
@TheZebbga2 жыл бұрын
I loved the villain saying he was trying to help the whole time and says "I didn't tell you earlier...." and just silence. Reminds me of Demons of the Punjab.
@afelias2 жыл бұрын
Do it Jay. Make this a series. Make Doctor Who Abridged.
@DriverHenryWho32452 жыл бұрын
Y E S
@SirBlackReeds2 жыл бұрын
Hasn't that already been done before?
@Arkhavist_S2 жыл бұрын
The show actually calling them "the fam" leads me to question whether "uh oh - not poggers" is parody or not.
@widexawake_2 жыл бұрын
I hate people saying poggers in real life, and NuWho tries at every opportunity to infuriate me so I wouldn't put it past Chibnall to unironically use "Not poggers"
@Nargon462 жыл бұрын
"Sometimes I think about people who can see and have alive parents." "This is the part where I'm supposed to say something reassuring isn't it?"
@lacintag54824 ай бұрын
Now that you mention it, I do remember Sutekh.
@MauLerYT2 жыл бұрын
This is what we subscribe for 🤣 (Edit) Totally expected: Do you have any dead parents? Yes... And both of them are blind.
@MrFallenone2 жыл бұрын
Well no dead person ever confirmed that they can see... so its safe to assume all dead people are blind.
@conart12012 жыл бұрын
Massive
@EnsignRedshirtRicky2 жыл бұрын
You're nit picking. 🤣
@NOHACK17762 жыл бұрын
Longman need more videos! When is Shang chi review coming?
@jonathankozenko2 жыл бұрын
That was genius! And kudos for realizing the #1 thing Chibnall hasn't tarnished...until now: CUTE PUPPIES! The only thing you missed was the one scene where the script forgets that the blind guy is blind and he makes a one-in-a-million shot
@Spike-Prime2 жыл бұрын
"My dad's bad and I'm allergic to bicycles" Hahahaha, that made me burst out laughing. Incidentally as someone who ACTUALLY has dyspraxia, I hate Chibnall's idiotic token use of it in the laziest way possible where it doesn't affect the character except in really rare, convenient moments.
@anon52632 жыл бұрын
The most horrifying thing of all this is that Graham was perfectly willing to let the grown man he keeps insisting call him grandad, ride off of a cliff edge. Also, who rides bikes on grass anyway? If you have to break all logic to include a hamfisted disability virtue signal, you're going to have the opposite effect. These BBC nutjob people think they're the enlightened cultural lampposts to guide the way into a better future, but nearly everyone they try to pander to despises them.
@gaspardp73142 жыл бұрын
yooooooooo dyspraxia gang!! Also yeah I hate that this is so far the only time I saw dyspraxia representation. And while I do get the hate for bikes there's much MUCH more to that
@anon52632 жыл бұрын
@@gaspardp7314 I feel you. My bike is also blind.
@DisabledDragon2 жыл бұрын
Same! I watched the first episode in a theater and had to restrain myself from doing anything more than bouncing in my seat because I desperately want a companion who is dyspraxic or otherwise mobility impaired, and by time Kablam was over I'd gone from dissapointed to insulted. Chibnall's DW is one of the worst cases of ACTUAL tokenism, and I hate having to in any way agree with people who think any character who isn't an abled, cishet white man is automatically a token just for existing. (Edited for a typo)
@anon52632 жыл бұрын
@@DisabledDragon Would you believe that Chibnall's critics don't just think any non white straight male is a token? Our arguments are more nuanced and we're actually standing up for you (which is different to the leftist "speaking FOR you"). The image of the spooky angry white man is one created solely by people who have a vested interest in setting groups against each other. We have far more in common than that which divides us. The hatred is spun entirely by the media, because hate sells. They don't want different people actually getting along. It's bad for business. Also, we don't use the word cis to describe ourselves. It's a derogatory term.
@alexwadelee28372 жыл бұрын
"What an international adventure we're having." Good shit
@charnel84352 жыл бұрын
Chibnall has it all. He can do characters, comedy, politics, and now he can do guide dogs. Easily the best guide dogs story ever written and all the plots around it in this episode were equally good too. Absolute perfection.10/10 on imdb.
@leahhoward76452 жыл бұрын
0:47 “my dad’s bad and I’m allergic to bicycles” 😂😂😂 this video sparks so much joy
@snipperjoey11512 жыл бұрын
*fires 15 times* "You missed" "You're nitpicking" I'm glad I follow Jay on Twitter so I can appreciate this fully.
@johnherb42432 жыл бұрын
Oh? Did something happen on twitter?
@snipperjoey11512 жыл бұрын
@@johnherb4243 Jay's been essentially live-tweeting her reactions to Flux, and she commented on the fact that the Sontarans fail to feel like a credible threat because there are many shots where an entire army of them fires at the main cast and somehow miss every single shot. And of course the people of Twitter took that very mild and factually accurate criticism and blew it out of proportion, assuming it was Jay's entire basis for not liking Flux and that she was nitpicking.
@johnherb42432 жыл бұрын
@@snipperjoey1151 ah, ok. Why am I not surprised?
@spartansquid59312 жыл бұрын
@@snipperjoey1151 I will never download Twitter and no one can ever make me.
@snipperjoey11512 жыл бұрын
@@spartansquid5931 You live a better life than I do.
@PhileasLiebmann2 жыл бұрын
You really nailed Ryan's vaguely disinterested, low energy.
@ptolemeeselenion15422 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@CassianStone Жыл бұрын
When the Villain said "you're nitpicking", the Doctor should have gotten really flustered and yelled: *"No, I am not nitpicking!"* given how we have seen her react to even the slightest bit of wit or taunts from her enemies. Followed by the companies saying something supportive but lame like: "Mate, she's just calling you out." to reaffirm how she definitely didn't do something wrong, in case the viewers need to be told again for the twentieth time this episode.
@hardygal22 жыл бұрын
“-who IS sending the signals?!” Me, getting lost in the moment: *gasp* it must have been the blind guy they’ve been hanging out with this whole time! “The signals… are just the manifestation of human intolerance.” oh
@miketorres39342 жыл бұрын
i could tell it was a parody right from the start because it had a coherent plot
@burntgrahamcracker28662 жыл бұрын
Damn this is so spot on I found myself arguing why the doctor needed a second dog to locate the source of the problem when she could have done it the first time just to realise I’m arguing with a joke and now wish to die from the investment I created.
@spenceduggs2 жыл бұрын
"My dad's bad, and I'm allergic to bicycles" I'm *dying*
@BM-jy2gh2 жыл бұрын
Wow, it must have been really hard to die like that
@esobelisk31102 жыл бұрын
I’ve never seen a single episode of chibnall’s doctor, but for a less than ten minute parody, this does a surprisingly good job at giving me an idea of some of the issues with the narrative structure of those episodes, as well as just being really fucking funny. 9/10
@LlamaFluff Жыл бұрын
“That sounds really bad” “You could redraft” absolutely killed me
@bretsheeley40342 жыл бұрын
Nice to see the show's writing is finally getting better, even if the graphics department appears to had taken a hit.
@Manzercorp2 жыл бұрын
i like to think that they’re actually jumping every time they talk they’re just so excited
@JalynCommentary2 жыл бұрын
Where's evil Dan?
@anon52632 жыл бұрын
Feeding dead soup to the parents of blind dogs
@doctorson70262 жыл бұрын
I did not expect you here
@kingpin61732 жыл бұрын
Somehow I need to convince my friends to watch 22 hours of unwatchably shit Doctor Who, then watch a 5 hour critique of those two seasons of television, just to watch this and get the full entertainment value out of it. It'll be a challenge admittedly, but I also think it's worth it.
@jneilson756811 ай бұрын
Only if you run out of duct (duck?) tape before catching them all 🤔
@takealilpill34710 ай бұрын
Get them to watch this first, then play a drinking game while watching an actual episode every time they recognise one of the things done here.
@PosthumanHeresy9 ай бұрын
@@jneilson7568It's called duct tape but there's a brand of duct tape named Duck Tape and it's one of the most popular brands.
@takealilpill3478 ай бұрын
I guarantee they will understand with only 2-3 episodes
@cookiethecommentateror54692 жыл бұрын
To be honest, this Ryan has more personality than the actual Ryan in the show.