Let's Watch - Hitman - Elusive Target: The Ex-Dictator

[@TuffMelon]

'Hey dude, how you going? Enjoying your st- MY GOD, HE WALKED IN. GUN HIM DOWN BOYS"

[@Niallmchuuugh]

Witty Euphemism How you going? Is that a mix of How you doing and how's it going?

[@TuffMelon]

DaEpIcDuDe I guess, i have a tendency to mix them when im not really paying attention xD i think the best thing i can think of for it is that its a shortened version of 'hows your day going?'

[@sam23696]

Well, both versions drop an "are" so neither are valid, or both depending on your attitude.

[@wb4672]

I guess that's the payback for how dumb they are about noticing things most of the time.

[@MysteriousTomJenkins]

Because they are now playing that Party Night game I just imagine Frank saying this to Agent 47. Battle of the bald guys.

[@KingOfTheSoulSociety]

I love the rare occasions when we get to see Gavin actually be good and know what he's doing in a game, unfortunately it's only really Hitman and Halo campaigns.

[@wherethetatosat]

Every AH member has at least one. For Michael it's Gears, Ryan has Dead by Daylight, Jeremy has trivia, Geoff has Peggle and Jack...is the Jack of all trades!

[@Cailus3542]

KingOfTheSoulSociety Jack's speciality is Trials and platformers. Your punnery nonsense will not be tolerated, sir!

[@ethanrubin7238]

Gavin's also pretty good at rainbow siege, when he's not killing his teammates.

[@moviemaker2011z]

In the recent immursion michael and gavin did pretty good at this. Alone they sucked but together they did fairly well.

[@derbydriver]

He has some pretty brilliant moments in GTA. Most of the time he just screws around and it ends in epic failure, but there are times where he legitimately shows skill.

[@umbralkni]

33:59 - Gavin: "Oh, the humidity!" Somewhere, Barbara just came.

[@mrbibs350]

12, new record.

[@carbotsbessfren3599]

Dude, that joke was wet.

[@zoltancsikos5604]

But why...are they together now?

[@zap4th368]

@@zoltancsikos5604 pun.

[@JohnPeacekeeper]

You want someone who'll cause mayhem and chaos and death? Bring Ryan You want someone who (somehow) knows what he's doing? Gavin

[@nimbalo300]

John Peacekeeper nah Gavin doesn't know what the fuck he is doing, he just blunders around till the target is dead.

[@infinityvolcom8113]

nimbalo gaming you would be absolutely right for every other game but this is the only game where he actually does know what he's doing

[@taylorjudge4506]

Infinity Volcom like 65% of the time

[@TuffMelon]

If theres any game that Gavin can be said to be good at, its Hitman. Not even comparatively to his usual skill, hes just genuinely quite good at it. Hes at that point where hes good enough to fuck around a great deal yet still do pretty well either way.

[@nimbalo300]

Witty Euphemism you see Gavin is a lot like the kung fu style "drunkan monkey" he flails about as if he is drunk as a distraction and uses momentum to keep hitting harder each time, however with Gavin he really is drunk and really does stumble about and somehow does well

[@Tempo_Raptor]

33:53 Jeremy doing the spongebob "1 hour later" kiiiiiiled me hahahah

[@mumbleslol]

"Now I ain't saying she a gold digger.." I was wondering how little J was gonna get out of that one lol

[@maxjara5739]

3:48 when Gavin walks right past one of his main targets and doesn't notice

[@TheBedheadman]

lol at the the beginning they walk right by them without noticing

[@NHiter]

Bender Rodríguez Yup! @ 3:47

[@robertcapostagno2082]

"I'm at my job, doing it. No one will suspect me." - Ryan Haywood

[@Omiiee]

Well, this comment somewhat aged like milk 😬

[@nataliecameron]

Yikes 😬

[@conor2042]

Big oof

[@treescompany3462]

Tbh I'm shocked this comment was from two years ago and not a few months

[@theShermanator]

I fuckin love these Hitman videos!!

[@maddoxblaze348]

you probably dont care but does anybody know a tool to log back into an Instagram account..? I somehow forgot my account password. I would love any help you can offer me!

[@jedidiaheddie4370]

@Maddox Blaze Instablaster =)

[@shcurti1]

these are some of the best you guys have done lately. keep up the great work!!

[@Tcwilliams07]

I like how everyone just blew past the fact they were all singing a completely different song like it didn't happen...

[@bamjanssen5390]

"The love of a bald man rivals no other"

[@CaptainLog]

Jeremy teaching a Master Class in how to start a fight with your spouse. - “If I was rich, I wouldn’t get married.” Bravo, fine sir. Bravo!

[@misteryA555]

Unless his wife goes "Yeah, me too"

[@kalen1702]

These are some of my favorite Let's Plays/Watches... Honestly replay them in different ways if they don't come out with more

[@superskrull4479]

I love watching Gavin play a game he's actually good at lol well kinda

[@numberrocker]

When Gavin disguised as the recording guy, he could've gone downstairs and gotten the damn keycard.

[@MoonlitAce]

that "no one will suspect me" at 5:17 feels so gross now why does he have to be in like every hitman video he just ruins every good memory i have

[@Mega-Brick]

You'd thinking watching AH would get you used to the idea of being entertained in spite of someone being a horrible person

[@AtomicKing74]

Sorry jack ryan is correct with subsonic bullets. suppressors don't eliminate the sound but attempt to "suppress" it

[@fthirtyfivemr]

YES! Someone who understands! Thank you!

[@mhaas871]

drives me nuts that people dont understand that a suppressor is a piece of safety equipment

[@ChrisHibler_usa]

Love the Hitman videos. Keep up the good work.

[@narutofan9tf]

Ryan is so lovable, I just wanna give him a hug

[@juliangeiger9781]

Oof

[@TellerFarsight]

30:59 And we know what happened to that flamethrower later. Or rather, we don't.

[@Macephtopheles]

Why are people so against the Elusive Target mechanic? The definition of "elusive" is "difficult to find, catch or achieve." If there was a replay until you memorize the layout option then that's just "a target." People saying it removes the fun of it are just being daft. Grinding something repeatedly until you find a method that makes it impossible to fail is hardly an idea of fun. Completing something that's designed to be challenging is far more rewarding than using a foolproof method.

[@JoshuaKirtley]

Macephtopheles I've never played before, is it a paid DLC or free?

[@Macephtopheles]

Joshua Kirtley They're free. They just pop up every few weeks (seems to vary between 1-3 weeks) and you've got like 48 hours to accept the missions before they vanish. And obviously need to either pass or fail them if you accept. xD

[@CSKweon]

Macephtopheles Exactly why duh

[@badarbiter]

Because then you are permanently losing actual content. I can't ever kill Gary Busey or any of the Elusive Targets if I didn't get the game right away and play it when it happened. Content is permanently lost because it's a 'do now or never' BS. If you want something that constantly changes every time you play it, make procedurally generated missions with generic targets but changing means of necessity to kill them. The Elusive Target missions could be and SHOULD be regular missions all on their own.

[@Macephtopheles]

badarbiter It's additional content and it's entirely optional. There aren't any Trophies or Achievements attached to them so you're not losing anything at all. As I said, they're called Elusive Targets. If they're made a constant mission that can be replayed over and over like you're asking for then that's simply a Target as there's absolutely nothing elusive about them. You're literally bitching about a developer giving additional optional material to do in the game. And people wonder why folk complain about people acting entitled...

[@JulianimeIsAmazing]

I love the Hitman Let's Watch vids.

[@raeisdumb]

I love watching these Chaps play Hitman in the morning because you don't miss much if you leave it off at a part, and it passes time while I wait for the High School second bus.

[@JethroWaldron]

my favourite part of this video is jeremy saying "my name is homer side" my least favourite part of this video is everyone ignoring jeremy saying "my name is homer side"

[@timyac]

JethroWaldron I heard it and it's driving me crazy because I'm pretty sure I know the reference but it's not coming to me

[@megacrosbie]

i always prefer when gavin plays the hitman lets plays

[@knowlegablesalmon7963]

3:49 , that’s the targets isn’t it? And not one of them noticed.

[@CrimsenOverlordVideos]

I love these videos. You guys should try Hitman Roulette. It's like a slightly more forgiving version of the Elusive Target concept, but just as entertaining.

[@justaguyyy]

I haven't watched the video yet but I just wanted to thank AH for bringing out great content. (especially in Hitman)

[@Fizzy944]

13:05 Glad they preserved me. They have called me, I must go to Texas now!

[@benlunaris]

"Pull out a weapon" **stands still and does nothing then misses** Dammit Gavin XD

[@NinjaPups]

I failed the fuck out of this elusive contract as well haha

[@aashir429racer]

Ayyyyyyy he's back!!!! Where are you from mate?

[@NinjaPups]

Aashir Aasif hi, you mean like where do i live? haha

[@aashir429racer]

NinjaPups Yeah just a random thought although you probably shouldn't mention that on a public comment section :P

[@NinjaPups]

Aashir Aasif pshh i'm in New Jersey :p i've said it millions of times before. But moving to North Carolina in a few months!

[@aashir429racer]

NinjaPups Okay good to know man! Have fun and good luck for future ventures :) Greetings from India, you're a really cool lad!

[@Jackhintze06]

when gavin threw that knife right over the guys shoulder i choked on my drink laughing

[@goldenjak117]

My name is Jeffery Imgoingtomurdereveryoneinthisbuilding. Yes, of course. Enjoy your stay, sir.

[@piperformerlycassette]

You spelled "Geoffry" wrong

[@man____moth6468]

It's a shame X-ray and vav stopped because Carlos danger and homer cide would be great characters

[@skipPeRTh3Reaper]

I fucking love these Hitman videos :D Keep em coming!

[@norsia1946]

little did they know back then.. there was merit to that part about the barrel rifling and ammunition used...

[@jonathand7531]

I have one wish in life, it's to see a full Let's Watch of Hitman Blood Money like Funhaus has been doing. Achievement Hunter, please fulfill my wish.

[@Edgemaster72]

5:14 You may be blending in at your job Ryan but we will absolutely suspect you, for one you forgot to get rid of the surveillance footage (everything on AH and Let's Play that you're in)

[@celticnoble5650]

I love when Ryan doesn't quit a line of thought like at 9:47 or the Charles Dickens question in that jeopardy LP.

[@GraphicSlime]

jack and Ryan with the Mallrats schooner/sailboat reference

[@LIZZIEMAC2010]

I love when they sing together.

[@hiddinsmile]

3:46 One of the targets is right there and he did not call it out until he saw her again 4 min later and even then it took him a while to notice. I don't know why something like that bothers me so much but it does.

[@kessiniktange8861]

6:26 This is a textbook example of where finishing the sentence actually matters.

[@MrGeorgeFlorcus]

Gavin's hair is s bit more disheveled than usual. It... looks good, actually.

[@seal3626]

4 minutes in and they've already walked straight past the target. I love this series

[@FireSkullz1_]

The Johnny Depp thing didn't really age well did it?

[@subcatboy]

Love the hitman lets plays

[@andrewherrera7821]

Jack's commentary makes this video!!😂😂😂

[@chrisidoo]

That boat at 32:41 is wrong, man. That thing is haunted; boats don't tilt that much.

[@aaronwild2894]

the sub-sonic round thing is kinda true. there are 2 main sounds from a gunshot. A) the explosion and expanding gases from the muzzle (the suppressor helps muffle this). B) the 'crack' of the bullet. this occurs with any round that travels faster than the speed of sound (super-sonic). a sub-sonic round doesn't 'crack' but will 'whizz'. a sub-sonic round, fired through a suppressor will be much quieter, but would still be around to 80db. still pretty loud, and definitely audible.

[@aaronwild2894]

I apologize. after some quick research a 9mm sub-sonic round through a suppressor is closer to 125db. that's pretty damn loud.

[@TalentedOnion]

someone fucked up the title.

[@subcatboy]

lmao

[@darthcerebus]

Yeah, Hillary couldn't rig these like she did against Bernie XD

[@Zerpderp0]

Himmapan Hotel? More like HITMAN HOTEL!! AM I RIGHT? UP TOP!!

[@sconnellyjr]

I love that Ryan thinks the Poconos is a haven for the wealthy.

[@ethanthompson2411]

I like Jeremy singing Adelitas Way

[@HollowLucc]

this is my new favorite series

[@MrNonoya_Bizness]

When Gavin was waiting with the sniper rifle he could have just pulled the fire alarm

[@DaekoTan]

I really don't get why Gavin doesn't just get a weapon out when there's a guard about to search the room he's in. Like at 37:30

[@icemanimports]

its scary how much ryan knows about silenced (suppressed) fire arms. subsonic 9mm would be what 47 would use in that pistol

[@lukeperryglover]

It's funny watching people watch him hanging on the outside of the building and they don't immediately call for help. :P The can't restart at a certain point is a nice feature. Watching Gavin play games is great, because it's amusing some of the stunts he pulls (same for Ryan). aaand fail. Unfortunately. Poor Gavin. :P The Ryan speedrun was hilarious.

[@decaf4450]

I started watching at 2 PM, I got interrupted so much that it's 6:05 PM now.

[@phobix33]

This lets watch series is my favorite. So fucking hilarious!

[@Knightblade490]

That room ruined them both, what are the odds?

[@taylorjudge4506]

Shout out to Ryan with the Poconos reference

[@joesire2977]

Ohhh NICE audio is working xD.... that last one was hard to watch.. still enjoyed it tho!!

[@DigitalDeath88]

The only thing that can make a AH hitman video better is someone as clumsy as Gavin at the control.

[@ArchiveAndy]

Yeah but Gavin is pretty good at Hitman

[@ArchiveAndy]

... well I mean better than Ryan atleast

[@DigitalDeath88]

Entertaining in a different way but don't know about better. Ryan usually beats them when taking his time.

[@Goose_BooseYT]

The next elusive target should be Trump.

[@remyd.s2286]

I think you lost the meaning of the word triggered.

[@dernwine]

Can't make a game about assassinating the current President, that'll get your office raided really quick.

[@nolanmartincic6286]

Some Guy nooooo that was donald dump completely different guy

[@dernwine]

Nolan Martincic I thought it was Ronald Rump? Also at that point even if was Donald Trump he wasn't president.

[@mrpunjabimc123]

Gavin literally walked past one of the targets

[@alexanderwebster4]

1:32 you have just been flipped off by jack patillo.

[@thehasa]

FINALLY Gavin plays hitman

[@PoisonInc]

"Oh hello, I'm checking in. My name's Al Killue."

[@lordmega6314]

i like how the shortest video of them doing these hitman lets play videos is about 35 minutes yet the average player could probably master the same mission in like 2 or 3 minutes maybe. them screwing around in this game is hilarious.

[@connorcalder8191]

Yeah you can smash through the missions and targets super fast but this is more for entertainment than speed

[@lordmega6314]

true.

[@Rudykawa]

It was frustrating before. When they both died it was relief. Very glad.

[@joeptool2311]

I just threw an explosive down when they came out of the staff door at 3:48 and blew them both up, took me about 2 minutes and I succeeded

[@Tweakey]

Would be great to live in a world like this. One size fits all would make stealing clothes much easier for me.

[@vitanecro4955]

10:06 Ryan should have said "... a job as your head waxer."

[@matthewlove2473]

i wish you could make massive traps in this game. For example, you wait until the target steps into a loop of tow cable, then you push a fridge off a balcony so that it pulls the tow cable taut, slicing the target in half.

[@pretzel1265]

20:45 Is Ryan becoming Logan Ninefingers?

[@uxgnemesis865]

The cow goes mook-Jermey

[@Caleb-bf8sh]

What did Gavin say his favorite moment was? At 3:55

[@NeroSoneca]

Pile Puddle easter egg

[@Caleb-bf8sh]

TheSeventhFiction Oh yeah, that was fucking great

[@stephen-johnjacobs7441]

That skyrim intro they did never gets old

[@slanciante]

lmao it IS a schooner. oh, Ryan.

[@bombardementboy]

15:30 gav goes full mimic

[@iamlittlebrad]

Let's fail!

[@aguyfromflorida4842]

14:16 was that the voice actor for crane from dying light?

[@CaliRed1865]

7:03 - Was that a David Bowie reference Ryan?

[@DunKane13]

on the troll skull note, in Fallout NV I put over 200 coffee cups in the bathtub in Novac

[@FrancisSims]

Eluisve: not a word Thumbs up if you see this before they fix the title

[@sebasdy2364]

it says Eluisve now.

[@cypher1419]

Francis Sims Ryan typed the title.

[@thellamawormking3101]

Francis Sims they didn't delete your comment

[@wildkaya643]

They fixed it, so I'm gonna give a thumbs down instead

[@dustyb58]

Did anyone answer how they played this so long after it came out? I mean this Target ended well before Japan came out and they mention the outfit from that episode.

[@nyotamwuaji6484]

We can gas the entire lobby Ryan: really now

[@omarwalker4122]

sometimes I have no idea if it's Ryan talking or jack

[@boatonhana]

Omar Walker Team Same Voice!

[@scifigeek14]

Ryan's is generally a little sharper.

[@cl1mh4zz4rd]

You'll get used to it....maybe...I dunno

[@omarwalker4122]

Awesome is life ive been watching ah for a while. just rarely seen jack and Ryan in the same video

[@scifigeek14]

I started in 2012 and it took me about a year. lol

[@Licher_]

I want to see a Call 'em Kill 'em Be 'em shirt in the store with small pictures next to each line.

[@HaloBoy74]

One of the exterminators was the voice of Mercury Black.

[@AeternaNox01]

This is brilliant

[@JustShurii]

Did he walk past the target at 3:50?

[@drakerandles6521]

31:26 what is that song?

[@Cynimax]

8:51 Ryan just thought Gavin was playing Connect the Hots. Honest mistake.

[@ItsThatVogue]

Wait do each of them take a turn playing through the game? please someone help

[@FastSlothVideos]

You guys are always singing. Can you please make a christmas CD. Have everyone sing TOTALLY UNSCRIPTED shit over christmas tracks.