Let's Watch - Hitman - The Pharmacist

[@henkilepsilon6396]

50:23 Ryan was so angry, he threw the screwdriver with enough force to penetrate through the door and into her head.

[@tankbuster626]

that takes skill AND strength...most impressive

[@PlatypusVomit]

He's quite practiced at penetration, apparently.

[@VideoSage]

Love that little "Non-Target Killed" in the top right corner when the guards came to look at her body in the end. The bomb STILL got someone.

[@powergannon]

There are two ways to stealth. Make sure there's no bodies to find, or make sure there's nobody left to find the bodies.

[@derekmensch3601]

Timothy Yasi stealth are Russian stealth

[@Lone_Rocket]

Thats a way.

[@ImEtty]

In other words Matt or Ryan

[@caseyt3302]

And he failed at both

[@shaqb4454]

P O

[@johnnypt14]

Ryan:"I can't possibly mess it up again" Oh Ryan, such psycho and yet...so innocent.

[@milkworms7839]

Immediately messes it up 38 more times

[@manchild3317]

The Definition Of Insanity Is Doing The Same Thing Over And Over Again Expecting Different Results

[@DidntExpect]

The definition of insanity is typing every first letter of a word in upper case

[@Nic_ZA]

Spanish Inquisition bravo 👏🏻😂

[@cmrobbins88]

Ryan puts the double ass in assassin. Seriously his lack of tact and subtlety is fucking hilarious.

[@ryanr4156]

double o anus

[@cmrobbins88]

Ryan is Double-O-Donut.

[@NishaPerson]

At least Double-O-Donut always gets his man.

[@cmrobbins88]

Weiss Schnee Sick burn from the Ice Queen.

[@ryanr4156]

Double O Anus has 2 holes for the jobs and has a license to spill.

[@DeionSpeaks]

"I hate models. They suck!" Sounds more like Ryan cursing his past.

[@ryanr4156]

well who would know better than a former model

[@jordannoell4222]

Apparently Ryan hates models for exactly the reason I love them.

[@0rganicRobot]

Because they're good at finding proximity mines?

[@chioda22]

Deion S

[@DeionSpeaks]

Yes?

[@TheBongoMan]

When you think they're gonna do it but then you notice there's 20 mins left in the video... XD

[@wheatentail6945]

every lets play ever.

[@crow7801]

TheBongoMan I was positive that they were going to get it but when i checked there was still 35 minutes left

[@cobrakingofeart]

yes it is every let's play ever but in every other let's play they don't have the opportunity to finish it in 2 minutes and go the impossibly long way around

[@strangelysuspicious2721]

At 29:57 I got an advert, so there was Gavin going "don't kill her, don't kill her", Ryan raised the gun and then it cut to the advert. Suspense! I like it!

[@DaekoTan]

"He went for the double-tap suicide." lmao, Gavin.

[@Albukhshi]

Still not quite on the level of the six-tap suicide; it's very common in the Arab World: political opponents just shoot themselves six times.

[@RockZombieIAm]

"Theres a bomb on that door, I'm not going through that" That while seeing her just stare at it and walk away was hilarious.

[@AloversGaming]

Loving the Hitman videos. But the webcam makes these so much better, hope it returns next time :D

[@TheRadiation10]

nah I like these throwback let's play feels at least now and then

[@KyleLi]

Can we name that A/V guy Gavin? Because that's how I imagine Gavin, just casually foiling potential assassins without knowing it. Who knows how many lives he's saved?!

[@cobby407]

As they're making their escape, the 'Non-Target Killed' note came up, which means that someone triggered the mine! XD

[@Emre.55]

Omg, her reaction at the bomb at the end just killed me xD This was an amazing compilation of fails and after an hour of careful planning and failing, Ryan just ends up killing her rage-throwing a screw driver through the door and then just leaves - couldn't have made a better ending if you planned it lmao

[@tjistheb13]

"That's what happens when you make your explosives out of hotdogs, staving models can smell them." I fucking cant😂

[@xavierclaiborne3051]

Edge of Tomorrow: Hit man edition

[@borisdelatorre4255]

Lol

[@dunce1017]

Xavier Claiborne underrated comment

[@UponThisAltar]

These Hitman videos are incredible. Ryan's failure to do pretty much anything right is so entertaining.

[@caydencrypted9148]

'Hit X for silent attack' 'Close combat heard' Then it's not a silent attack, is it

[@squedex3164]

You know how Let's Play has the Let's Fail alternative when something goes wrong. Well, when Let's Watch goes wrong, and they have to try it loads of times, it should be called Let's Botch. Think it could work anyone?

[@Mega-Brick]

Let's Bodge. (Like Gavin's made up word, "Bodge Job".)

[@squedex3164]

Nice, I like it.

[@iamlittlebrad]

I want to see Gavin's version

[@JohnPeacekeeper]

3 minute assassination? XD

[@SayerRaider]

Gavin: There she is! (Shoots the target in the middle of a hundred witnesses and runs away)

[@Vandal-YT]

+John Peacekeeper that is the name of my sextape

[@Laney.R00]

Sayer Raider except Gavin is great at this game, much better than Ryan, and even said he completed this mission

[@matthewelliott1421]

Ryan should Host a new show for the channel where he just starts takes a camera around the stages and films improv with whoever he can see. It would be comedy gold I bet.

[@DinkusPony]

Got a great laugh at the "non-target killed" that popped up when ryan was running

[@kharmachaos667]

The bomb DID work! XD

[@illbebackeventually.9713]

Do you know what the definition of insanity is?

[@Cailus3542]

Ryan James Haywood.

[@Dr.Spatula]

Does it have anything to do with a good plan not being competently executed?

[@KingGayCockroach]

Ryan?

[@09Raffytaffy]

The same thing that happens to everything else...

[@Znijik]

I remember some crazy island guy telling me what it was a whole bunch, but I just can't seem to remember all of a sudden.

[@cavapayne149]

My favourite part about this lets play was Ryan spawning and immediately choking out the model

[@GrahamCStrouse]

Cava Payne I just figured he had a flashback to his own days working as a model in Europe...

[@cavapayne149]

+Graham Strouse It's all the years of pent up frustration finally revealing themselves

[@ColorfulSyke]

All that preparation for a botched physics kill. That was more glorious than what should've happened

[@M0PM45T3R]

KZbin took a moment to buffer the video during one of the game's loading screens. I'm just watching thinking "What an unusually long loading screen. Why are the guys so quiet?" It took me a moment to realize.

[@mechm9728]

Love how they didnt notice that the mine still exploded and killed someone else

[@KuroroSama42]

50:45 Notice the "Non-target killed"... marvelous!

[@im9550]

The build up was well worth it

[@ThingsUWant]

"Is it a proximity mine?" Ryan asks as he walks towards the fucking mine he put down. *FACEPALM*

[@AndrewmanGaming]

Ryan: This is it! Gavin: It is finally happening!!! Ryan: THIS IS IT!!! **Target walks up to explosive** **Target looks at explosive** Target: Ummmmmmm... **Target turns and walks away**

[@thekingsgold1381]

Lol "theres a bomb on that door.."-matt

[@sadruddin-badruddin]

Every time I see that AH or FH has put out a new Hitman video, the sun suddenly begins to shine a little brighter

[@Macephtopheles]

Ryan dismisses Matt saying he's predisposed to murder by throwing a battleaxe into somebody's head. Seems about right, tbf.

[@plishy]

Watching Ryan play Hitman is absolute gold and I have never laughed so hard continuously through a series.

[@Albukhshi]

"I think they hear it" Actually, it's a glitch--the dreaded wall-glitch. It's also what gets you compromised by someone, without them actually seeing you.

[@TheArmyofWin]

This is the best groundhog's day I've ever seen.

[@TheYamyamz]

When Gav pointed out the cricket I couldn't stop listening to it. Gavin plz

[@subcatboy]

no web cam? sad boys.

[@MrDVshooter]

Jeremy fuck up and forgot to put in the webcam

[@subcatboy]

MrDVshooter i cant stay mad at lil j.

[@_Shaugen]

people like you are the problem, facecams are trash

[@MrDVshooter]

how are facecam trash?

[@_Shaugen]

Obnoxious, useless and blocking out the actual content. facecams are for people who arent confident their content is entertaining enough without "le funneh faces XD"

[@Kaizokuoni100]

So people hate Matt cause they think his face is ugly? Great guys.... just great

[@Alias_Q]

The most climatic anticlimax in any video ever. lmfao

[@PHANTOMCOWGIRL]

25:13 Is it that bad of tresspassing if you walk through a door, they say "Hey, you can't be in there!" and then you leave?

[@princepipper]

that ending was so ridiculous and so AH

[@realfidjiby]

literaly spend the whole time scream my lungs out while saying "GOD DAMN IT RYAN"

[@Invictus-Solaris]

One of my favorite videos. Thanks Ryan for being yourself. You are awesome!

[@ax0diane]

I can't stop laughing at when Ryan said, "$5? Sucky Sucky?"

[@specter3983]

The mine fiasco with the speakers was FUNNY

[@alexcoffey8804]

Ryan's being awfully pissy about models considering he was one.

[@Lovesickobsession19]

He did say the job was "up there". Maybe it's jealousy.

[@RedGlass88]

Well, he DID dress up as a gnome standing on a mushroom...

[@hopguy666]

Secret window with Johnny depp is the one where the dude in the truck gets stabbed with a screwdriver

[@aaronb6475]

Johnny Depp with braces is extra creepy.

[@msbrassbeast]

i love how you can hear the cricket in the audio, it is SO loud haha

[@sirbillius]

This whole video was me thinking "fucking dammit Ryan."

[@CodeKirugin]

Best Ryan video ever. Of all videos with no webcam, and it has to be this one!? I need to see their faces!

[@ryanflynn1614]

didn't know they were bringing back let's fails.

[@cristianenriquegrimaldo3035]

I've never screamed at a KZbin video before until Ryan planted the mine perfectly then walked into to make sure it was working

[@R3fug333]

at 50:41 the bomb killed someone.

[@LOUDFARTNOISES]

30:00 Ryan pulls out gun and gav and Matt instantly panic for him. I lost it

[@KyleLi]

I died at the ending, anyone else?

[@V1brationCanine]

RIP you.

[@Mina_Angel]

Sensu bean!

[@XanderShadow]

All that set up, so many failed tries... fuck it; thunk, RUUUN

[@quimley2888]

The pharmacist

[@GSpacmanvice]

Best part is while hes running away it says non target killed, which mean someone ran over there and blew up the bomb xD

[@Ryan-qr3xg]

In the hitman universe Ryan has two archenemies, tech guys and models who will always ruin his plans.

[@ajesco]

7 minutes in, and my Monday has brightened substantially. Thank you, AH.

[@teamsuperminecraft]

Matt was really funny this video

[@PatrickKetza]

Is it bad that it took me over 2 freaking years to FINALLY understand how Ryan was able to restart the mission after killing the target at the very start? I feel like a complete dunce for not realizing it sooner.

[@UponThisAltar]

Double Tap Suicide is actually a song, even though I'll assume neither Gav or Matt would ever be aware of it.

[@WhenDevilsDuel]

Gav might surprise ya

[@UponThisAltar]

I doubt Gavin listens to death metal. The band is Daath, and though they may be really mainstream, I don't find it likely at all.

[@WatrDragn]

[Sees the thumbnail] "Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

Considering ryans performance in the first 11 min, he should be the go to player from now on...That was amazing

[@EmmaFunsize]

Ryan is the BOMB.

[@robynhood3983]

God dammit barb

[@icecoldnut5152]

God dammit bomb, I mean barb

[@rogueflintlock44]

Make that joke in an airport and watch NSA bitches throw a fit at you

[@tiny3678]

this was more of a lets fail

[@Zhajn]

but the end was so much win

[@tiny3678]

yes it was

[@deathab0ve]

The door bomb actually did go off. Top left of the screen it said "non-target killed"

[@Zhajn]

oh, I was wondering what that was about. I didn't think too much of it because the screw driver kill was too funny

[@762REPR]

It's like watching Ground Hog Day except with Ryan starring in place of Bill Murray

[@specter3983]

When Ryan threw that axe I lost it

[@rogueflintlock44]

Ryan's inner model rage fueled him to throw a screw driver through a door.

[@kayannkil]

This is why I love Ryan.The way she just stared at the bomb cracked me up

[@MRSpArTaN216]

Lol Matt "She was choking! You're choking too!"

[@dosandcb]

Please tell me that Ryan, Gav, and Matt are "Team Love & Double Stuff".

[@Sursion]

This is the fucking best video AH have put out in a while. They need to continue doing Hitman Absolution again and again because it's not getting old.

[@jayemjayemwtf]

Does Ryan know the definition of insanity?

[@dogethe2nd410]

Ryan IS the definition of insanity

[@kiknchiknstudios8901]

Easily one of the best Let's Watch I have ever seen.

[@needamuffin]

Hitman videos never fail to be entertaining.

[@korbinbetso9282]

Imagine if Ryan had stayed a model, he would be his own worst enemy.

[@StudioAREshorts]

Nobody will notice if there's nobody to notice.

[@fhggfgfgjg9417]

Ryan Haywood. with all the finesse and tact of a napalm enema ...

[@benlunaris]

I wanna see Ryan have an npc in this game...Like nothing short of some ridiculously convoluted plan will work, notices any traps and has random paths that he'll randomly run around in

[@NicolaiAAA]

This is amazing. That's really all that needs to be said.

[@ichigokurasaki100]

10:50 10:55 Ryan:Shits getting real ... *proceeds* to throw Battle Axe

[@LukeBeAJedi]

"Ryan! Ryan Haywood!? Ned Ryerson!" *Mine goes off* "Woah ho ho, watch out for that speaker, it's a doozy!"

[@emmapism]

Matt was actually quite funny in this video

[@SisselTorikki]

They should upload Ryan's attempt at Gary Busey XD

[@dirtychicken2173]

I rewatched that battle ax part at 10:36 like 5 times. "oh god!" *fwump*

[@ryanrosen_]

6:06 Damn, RIP the goat.

[@Hank..]

know what'd be great? ryan as the elusive target, tying into the Life lets play

[@Lone_Rocket]

That was the best possible ending ever.

[@xander8693]

So THIS is where the whole screwdriver thing began

[@lilswissstrider5965]

Oml I loved this. I needed some clumsy Ryan.

[@kashrenolds6735]

that change joke by matt was pretty solid lil gots me to giggle ^¬^

[@franklinlaws498]

(Standing a foot from the proximity mine) Why did it go off?!?!

[@brookie7797]

I like to think that the one model moonlights as a bomb-sniffing dog, with the way she keeps hunting down the proximity mines immediately.

[@maxwellhowig510]

Dude, multiple parts of this are AH animated worthy. "AHHH, I Placed a proximity mine! Wait, is it? Oh wait, I should got up and check..." (Loud explosion).

[@CharemTheShadox]

I don't usually like it when somebody plays a game THIS BADLY, but thank you Ryan for being an exception...you are hilarious!

[@Guanaco14878]

I love how the "silent" attack still makes noise.

[@devbhatia7021]

It's game plays like this that make me actually want to buy this game

[@loodlebop]

Instantly choked out a model upon spawning. I lost it

[@lenaz7419]

One of my favorite Hitman episodes they have

[@SomeOfTheJuice]

that was genuinely one of the most beautifully chaotic starts to a video ever.