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[@ACombatVeteran]

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[@DrillSergeantApex]

Question what was your catch phrase in the Military? Had a Sergeant that every sentence he had ended with. "Ya man."

[@SuperWagner23]

Nipper and the Sipper

[@Rick_Sanchez_C137_]

Reservists and guardsmen have at least one weekend a month (somet8mes three or four day weekend), AT, and about every other year a school... PLUS a full time job, and sometimes college classes as well.... You thinking reservists have more time available, shows you don’t know what is going on. I did 6+ years active army, been in the guard over twenty, trust me, Ihad more FOT (fuck off time) in the active army than I ever did since going guard....

[@dakoderii4221]

You're an MP at Campbell? I got 10 MP cars on me for not waiting the full 3 seconds at a stop sign. Gung ho about them tickets and it cost me $250. I hope it still isn't as idiotic as back then (2008). Ft Bragg was WAAAAAAAAY better. We got caught racing and were just given a warning. Those MPs were chill. Ft Campbell MPs are like tweeked out super-troopers. Got to learn to chill. Just because a fellow soldier violated some minor traffic law does not make that soldier a terrorist or some shit. CALM down.

[@rikoea6530]

I thought there was a rule that prevented you from doing sponsorships while in uniform?

[@TheButterAnvil]

"Sgt major, what if I die" "We can only hope" Lmao

[@BennyLlama39]

I'm glad I finished my coffee BEFORE hearing that. 😀

[@ssfbob456]

It was such a smooth delivery too, no hesitation.

[@RomainCombs]

😎😀

[@westleyanson]

“Technically...there is no difference between mandatory and voluntary in the military.”

[@williamwinder5011]

You're voluntarily told that it's mandatory

[@StockDarkMatterGrayEB]

Voluntold

[@derek96720]

You only volunteer once in the military. Every time after that is just a formality.

[@dianadoraen7864]

Request is the highest form of order.

[@jeffbauer9672]

It’s called voluntold 😂😂😂

[@OmegaLegacy972]

“Do you want to explain your appearance?” “Raid shadow legends!!”😂😂

[@ACombatVeteran]

Lol!

[@edwardjames6023]

I was like WTF

[@hassan38]

The energy of that commercial!!!

[@anthonylim151]

"what if I die" *one can only hope* that response was dropped faster then when my doctor dropped me

[@mateowey]

"What about you?" "I'm not really feeling pregnant anymore" "good to hear! Thats means your mission capable" lmmfao!!!!!

[@HT-tc2ep]

Classic Fort Hood saying

[@richflores7116]

“Slapping knee. Hopefully not to hard VA won’t cover that” lol

[@noone4479]

"We're all slapping our knees internally but not too hard. The VA won't cover that." is what got me the most.

[@duronarnold7684]

Lol she said I’m feeling a little pregnant lol. Y’all don’t know how potent those words are in the military lol

[@NANA-lq5md]

Actually we do, I bet most of his viewers are vets.

[@NoStressVanLife]

@@mortemtyrannis7468 woah calm down badass macho man. No one asked about your opinions on women in the military you fossil.

[@NoStressVanLife]

@@mortemtyrannis7468 you're the only one crying about women in the military! You're not too bright there are ya, eh bud?

[@NoStressVanLife]

@@mortemtyrannis7468 you've written 2 paragraphs and started using emojis you're clearly the only one crying sissy.

[@joseppi4435]

Why are theses guys so angry... also no one noticed him say that he’s been trying to hit that all year

[@EricDaMAJ]

Army: _”Christmas Leave is canceled!”_ Me: _Holds DD214 up like a crucifix in front of a vampire._ *”Begone! The power of DoD compels you!”*

[@deshrek9376]

Meh, I'll just hold up my Certificate of Retirement while sitting in my Lay-z-boy, wearing jorts, crocs, and drinking a beer.

[@EricDaMAJ]

@@deshrek9376 Lol. I got one of those. It doesn't certify anything. The folded flag and "Soldier for Life" pin are worth about as much or more. The DD214 is where it's at. Keep multiple copies and salt them away in safe deposit boxes, with trusted relatives, buried in the yard, in fire safes, and on the digital cloud. I wouldn't be caught dead wearing crocs but the rest is about right with occasional cigars and whiskey.

[@deshrek9376]

@@EricDaMAJ Yeah, but they're camo crocs. They go great with my combat jorts. Besides, I live in Mississippi now and I believe they are part of the uniform of the day for all Bass Pro trips.

[@MrEvilsurpent]

You give sign my leave papers and I'm gone I am not answering calls I'm not coming back. You give them an address for a reason. If they show up where I'm at and drag me back then I'll go if not fuck em the papers works right and you can't disobey an order they could never give you

[@dgeneeknapp3168]

@@EricDaMAJ I actually had a copy put on file at the court house...just in case.

[@CTMedic]

Between, “we’re ncos we have shit to do” and “have you seen the size of that thing” with the piercing scream I couldn’t stop laughing. I was crying!

[@Loonyasclown]

Omg, same I almost woke up my wife.

[@malcolmboy21]

Whoever is playing this SM is spot on. The look. The tone. The lack of give a shit during a meeting.

[@driftingtesticle3570]

**Raid Shadow Legends** It never ceases, no matter where I go, it stays with me...

[@Yn0t_ufo]

Which is why i hate that game. Let us escape 😭

[@cosmicgrim7963]

They paid out good though

[@anthonydingus9537]

"Rock, paper, rank" had me rolling lmfao

[@kdawg9477]

I literaly played that game with my LT (i am major) when my civilian colleague tried to convince me to have stay till xx:xx. Guess who won? PS: we have critical mission.

[@larrymcjones]

E-6! Lol

[@anthonydingus9537]

@@kdawg9477 Lmao love that. I'm gonna pull the rock paper rank game on my privates LOL

[@miken.4693]

I miss rock paper rank

[@wtf1231122]

That always happened to me when I was winning an argument with someone that outranked me

[@KTMsoldier1988]

Definitely needed a Grinch name tape for the SGT. MAJOR!

[@christiangutierrez9715]

"Those in reserve in the National Guard! We know u got time!" ...........I feel attacked 🤣🤣

[@garygendreau4282]

"SGM, what if I die? one could only hope" I was dying, you guys are hilarious, made my day. lol

[@Absaalookemensch]

1/2 day is 12 hours...that killed me.

[@whiskey_tango_foxtrot__]

National Guard don't need no leave or vaccine to go on Christmas break...who's laughing now? 😄

[@Love_Crafts_HP]

They still make us get vaccinated though :/

[@HighMarshalBiggusDickus]

Everyone. Mostly at the guard.

[@deshrek9376]

Well, seeing as 1/10th of the MS National Guard is on COVID orders, I'd say about 1,200 Soldiers and Airmen are giggle-free at the moment.

[@jimmykircher]

"What if I die?" .."one can only hope" literally made me burst out laughing 🤣😂

[@franklinwills4970]

Heispeed and loedragg needs to be its own sitcom or movie, I'd watch the hell out of it.

[@thesugar5832]

“Privates go first”

[@proud2servu]

Rock, Paper, Rank!!?? Haha! I'm so mad that I never thought about that when I was still in!!! 😎

[@lonely_ghost9857]

5:50 "yeah uhm im feeling a little pregnant" Ooohhh noooo😂😂

[@willburchett4667]

"What are we, marines?"

[@g3tshotheett]

💀🤣🤣

[@wizard3z868]

I didn't see any crayola 64s lol

[@kingpin7666]

Rakkasan!!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Six Years at Fort Campbell and this hit so fantastically.

[@nexusdrop7863]

"I took leave to play this game!" .....freaking brilliant. Love these guys.

[@Hugo-Hernandez]

“Take a knee and drink water” “your getting a council” top Army slogans. We want the story on how you got rank.

[@FedralBI]

"What if I die." "One can only hope." I was crying.

[@TorDaiShan]

Im not feeling pregnant anymore. Excellent now your Mission Capable. What I like to hear

[@stevenwebb3634]

"What if I die" "One can only hope"

[@MSGtJimator]

"Rock, paper, rank" had me dying

[@vasaaviarion]

"The privates take their mask off first" lmao I'm dying.... Because I'm a private

[@elizabethrhone5516]

All fun & games until 1 quarantine cancels everyone’s plans.

[@Fat_Thor_1138]

Yep happened to us 😢

[@papabear1333]

They eat first, they get shots first 😂☠️

[@army818123]

Is SHE THE ONLY ONE WEARING PANTS?!?!? Lmao

[@IratePuffin]

I’m having anthrax vaccine flashbacks. 🤣

[@pfdrtom]

Anthrax, Bubonic Plague, and four others before going to Africa in 1993. This vid made me have flash backs!

[@dakoderii4221]

That vaccine made my knees buckle walking back to my chu. I've been having arthritis ever since then. Army doctor said "It's perfectly NORMAL for your 23 year old back to look like a 90 year old back". There's a lot of stupidity and arrogance in the military. That's why Joe is bitching all the time and the E-4 mafia pops smoke.

[@JuniorTrades]

“I’m technically not going on leave, I’m already on leave” LMFAOO

[@sethmiles9595]

Rock, Paper, Rank E-6 was to funny

[@c.r.chandler5905]

Heispeed's mustache is epic. A time when your mustache wore you.........

[@andyprairiedog4829]

0600-1800....that's half a day 😂 I was seriously thinking 0800-1200.

[@louhodo5761]

I love this shit... You all need to do a intro on everyone who has been in your videos and what they did... because you all need to let the world know who you are.

[@MzQTMcHotness]

YAS!!!

[@yaboiiNESs]

He said I’ve been trying to fuc*ing hit that all year 😂😂

[@Colonel_Klink]

Myrtle's face as he's processing all the bullshit is priceless

[@MzQTMcHotness]

He IS a funny and handsome man :)

[@joeclaridy]

"Hey Sgt. Lowdrag.....hey take a knee face out and drink water! He's not listening I'm just going to counsel him later he's not following orders."

[@r.velarde9946]

6:00 Col: I am feeling a little pregnant." Medic: you are over 40 sir!.

[@weshervey2202]

6:35 business up top, party down below lol

[@AlexS-bb9vg]

Choppin Charlie nice! Angels From Hell and Headhunters 3-187 here! Great videos, they always have me rolling!

[@justonrg]

⛩

[@gmr3393]

"0600 - 1800 that's a halfday lol"

[@g1mmedatdome284]

Lollllllll "I put a copy in your glove box... and fixed your left turn signal." Just shit my pants

[@christopherbrodhagen8646]

Oh I definitely have been to medical and said "that's a big needle, gonna hurt in my arm." Army nurse said " take off your pants." ... Thanks Tripler

[@tonepoet]

Not feeling pregnant anymore. That means you're mission capable. Dayum!

[@Skarwind]

I love the half a day comment. Had a soldier that thought she only needed to work 3 hours a day because she thought PT (she didn't go), Formation (she didn't go), and the morning were her hours. Fun times. She "enjoyed" her chapter. XD

[@GraffLife69]

"Rakkasans" "Yea, Rakkasans. Thats what I like to hear." 🤣🤣⛩

[@kbrock9146]

I fell asleep to this last night, and thought it was a fever dream. So glad to find it was a real video. 🤣

[@bwc-chvd]

These videos are doing a good job of convincing me not to join the military

[@MzQTMcHotness]

All part of the plan...

[@faithfamilyandcountry7452]

I wish y’all would do a video Angry Cops Dirt Bag Pvt

[@marksmusicplace3627]

LOL. I am laughing how no one is jumping up to parade rest or least at ease when addressing a Sergeant Major. New Army LOL. And where is the 1SG and Commander. OH. They are still on leave. LOL.

[@justonrg]

🤣

[@MzQTMcHotness]

Preach.

[@Ash-rn9bh]

“Sargent, what if i die” “One can only hope” damn lol

[@ExhaustedCISSP]

"YOU'RE GONNA STICK THAT INSIDE ME! AAGGGHHHH!"

[@lordneilyt8976]

“Always make the privates take their mask off first when you’re in a CBRN environment”😭

[@darakwhitson3933]

74d in AIT right now. The "same thing as a CBRN environment" had me laughing.

[@MzQTMcHotness]

Oh, hon. Fort Leonard Wood? I’ll pray for you.

[@darakwhitson3933]

@@MzQTMcHotness thank you

[@keithlubin5782]

They need to make one where a private keeps discreetly asking people if they seen a rifle, while panicking.

[@churchofthespaceturtle]

I almost watched the whole Raid sponsorship before skipping ahead. And I did it for you, man.

[@robertdredden5474]

1SGT should be holding a Yetti not a coffee cup. Awesome skit lol 😂

[@MzQTMcHotness]

There was beer in it anyways.

[@gings4ever]

You can probably hear the internal screaming of the noncoms at this point

[@williamwinder5011]

Rock, paper, rank 😂

[@anthonyurquidez9941]

When HE SAYS I FEEL PREGNANT!!!! ( PLUS HIS HAND RAISE) OFFICER DOOFY

[@jamesjacobs1909]

"have the private take the mask off first." That's so funny! Never thought of it that way while waiting for everyone to eat first.

[@daxthecatofwales4645]

No coyote...just the orange shirt lmao he don't care 😂😂😂

[@LordGanondorf.]

Never piss off a Sgt. Major.

[@MzQTMcHotness]

I can’t help but notice how handsome Sergeant Major is!!! 😍🥰😍😘

[@joshdenton611]

ROTFLMAO! i still can't stop laughing at the helmet.

[@chrisg6036]

Quick question why does it look like the female has airman first class strips but army tap on her uniform.

[@1228carlito]

I'm getting an office space feel from the Sergeant Major lmao

[@bobbygonzalez9248]

SGM drinking some modern times? 👀🍻

[@MzQTMcHotness]

There was Pacifico in the coffee mug...

[@YeahBuddy]

Christmas leave cancelled due to lack of interest or because the BC lost his NODs in the field.

[@jennifermcguire8867]

Jesus is my homeboy. Lol

[@Loonyasclown]

The scream I lost it 😂😂😂😂

[@robtathome]

I was watching angry cops and apparently something like this actually happened

[@michaelback283]

Just sit behind us and look cute... NAILED IT!!

[@droman608]

"Fixed the turn signal. It was a fuse." "I put 2 Christmas trees. One for me and one for Jesus because we're twins." LMFAO

[@nathanielwatkins7584]

Is that an orange shirt under your own uniform? There again in today’s army commanders would probably get a write up for harassing a soldier.

[@lvwrx]

love the half day comment...SGM's are the best 🤦‍♂️

[@ARM_DM]

9:44 The thought of the SGM following YOU around is comical lol

[@lydiaplum4153]

"Not really feelin pregnant anymore" BAHA I can't omg

[@lauram5568]

12 hours is half a day! 😂

[@legoninjagozx]

"That'll suck more time outta you then your own chain of command" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@potatoradio]

Ha take a knee, face out, drink water...

[@josueveguilla9069]

Merry Christmas, A Combat Veteran🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄

[@V3n0Mous1]

Army: Yes that is the line where you shut up and get the shot... Ok

[@papabear1333]

Motrin and wagon wheel will fix anything 😂😂

[@jscott6695]

I love your videos! Happy Christmas mate!

[@Javier51694]

I’m f**king DDEEAADDD ☠️☠️☠️😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@CplVelasco]

7:57 Hey Sgt Major, is that a Modern Times I see there? Excellent taste...

[@jeffreyturnage360]

rakkasans! rakkasans! Lol sounds like me running out the bar after a bar fight.......

[@brycebelton290]

Lmao that advertisement was slick as fuck

[@larrymcjones]

Rock, paper, rank lmao that’s too good

[@sgtstedanko7186]

The brother with the shaving profile. One at every briefing

[@Willysmb44]

It never fails that some solider doesn't get that the chain of command can make 'elective' things required with the stroke of a pen. The COVID shot being elective blew my mind when I heard it, as I swear that it feels like my arm still aches from that damned Anthrax series of shots (pre-9/11) that was a UCMJ punishable offense for not getting it...

[@brunelle82]

Drew hope you had a great holidays bro, miss spending time in Bamberg with the crew. I talked with Cooper and Morgan. Hope everything if good with you