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[@ACombatVeteran]

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[@ShitBoi]

No

[@josueveguilla9069]

AOC (Dumbalina) needs to join the Adult Entertainment Industry. In my opinion. Mmmmmmmmmmmm🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

[@manictiger]

I have to point out that aluminum is a conductor of EM radiation. You don't want that on your head if your goal is to stop 5G. Try mylar, instead.

[@emmas1082]

Ted Cruz graduated from Harvard Law school...so he’s not the slow kid. On the other hand, AOC has made more idiotic comments than the rest of congress combined in the short time she’s been in Congress. Here are just a couple of her idiotic comments: AOC claimed: “No one ever makes a billion dollars. You take a billion dollars.” “The actual fear driving the attacks on my clothes, my checking account, my rent, isn’t that these folks are scared that I shouldn’t represent people in Congress . . . It’s fear that they’ve allowed their riches, their privilege, + their bias to put them to a point where they can’t.” ??? It’s really hard to decipher what she’s even talking about at times.

[@emmas1082]

Under Biden and Obama there was only 11% total cost of living raises over 8 years. They actually tried to give no raises a couple of times but the Republicans were not having it. Trump got soldiers over 11% cost-of-living raises in just four years. Biden could care less about soldiers.

[@Daytonaman675]

“What if as of today I identify as female?” Perfectly acceptable-

[@zakofrx]

Timed correctly as of a few days ago it's now legal for him to change his sex in the military anytime he wants...

[@thegameingmaddog749]

His plant is his battle buddy

[@ACombatVeteran]

Exactly...

[@sez1742]

Mobile cover and concealment?

[@manictiger]

So he sniffs and cuddles with his battle buddy?

[@ronly_driver]

@@manictiger worked pretty well for the Roman army 🤷‍♂️

[@terryomalley9669]

@@ACombatVeteran This is a parody, right ? Seems good.

[@cjandrews7898]

U guys made fun of politics and politicians and still came out unscathed. Godspeed

[@MzQTMcHotness]

We have magical powers...

[@miscme6046]

You mean hispeed

[@Saanonymous80]

It hasn't been that long yet.....

[@whatabouttheearth]

In the Marines we were taught "Marines don't steal they Strategically Transfer Equipment to an Alternate Location"

[@maximilliangenius5572]

LMMFAO!!!!!

[@bobdanley6528]

As a Huey crew chief I did a lot of that. Mission first.

[@snakeeyes254]

Army here. I like that one. 😎😎😂

[@Raeeban]

Lol another marine told me they tactfully acquire it

[@dakoderii4221]

No one ever stole in the Army except for that one guy. Everyone else is just trying to get their sh*t back. 😂

[@sez1742]

“I’m taking him to Mt. Rushmore, so he can see himself.” Priceless material!!!

[@Salidin111]

5G radiation has fried my brain to the point that plant is in two places at once.

[@lonely_ghost9857]

ACV is one of the only KZbinrs who makes sponsoers interestin'

[@ACombatVeteran]

Finally somebody said it! Thank you man. That really means a lot. I'm air-hugging you right now.

[@sez1742]

Yeah, what that person said! Ha!

[@nexusdrop7863]

"I took leave to play this game" hit me hard. I was all like 'damn that must be a good game' legitimately.

[@lonely_ghost9857]

Oh yeah for sure. Besides(AC) Angry Cops and a few other comedy channels, I feel like other sponsors makes me cringe ngl. Even if its a game I don't or won't play, its better than how others sponsor. Hell Im still thinkin' on orderin' Manscape just to throw that out there Goofy as you 3 may be, I really enjoy every bit of content. Love from Minnesota❤

[@deshrek9376]

@@ACombatVeteran Can you air hug me? I want an air hug. And a tin foil hat. Not just any tin foil hat. No, it needs to be an ACV tin foil hat. And I'll use it as a platform to design a 6G jamming prototype. It'll be like a Duke system for your head, except this one will work.

[@lorentzcoffin4957]

America planning to invade America: quick adventure, in and out, 30 minutes * 18 years later *

[@nitendrapratapsingh1411]

"What if I as of today identify as a female." "perfectly acceptable." XDXDXD lol

[@victorpapaavp]

Me, a former Supply Sergeant, getting the spidey sense in the back of my head that some good idea fairy is about to suggest that I and my troops figure out a way to move the Abe Lincoln statue in the capitol to Mount Rushmore... "Oh hell no... I got supply shit to do at the motor pool.."

[@chrisclark507]

This is pure gold and exactly tells the truth

[@elmartillo7931]

I love you guys in a totally platonic and respectful , non-gay way. Ok maybe a little gay........but in an infantry way not a MP way

[@MzQTMcHotness]

We love you is a REALLY REALLY MP/CAV way...

[@vandakaii2893]

lmao

[@embracethesuck1041]

Part 2, they find out where they're sleeping tonight

[@hiemgood]

Fun fact: this is not a skit this is literally how captains act 😂😂😂

[@kccustodes2618]

Stop picking on the disabled kids! I can't stop laughing. OMG. You dudes seriously need 15 mins on SNL just because.

[@BAZZAROU812]

Ted Cruz asked for it. Lol

[@sez1742]

Keys to the impact area!!!! Never heard that one....ha ha ha!!!

[@bigd6709]

Had one guy sent out for 3ft of flightline..... after 1/2 day, going on the base scenic tour. Realized he was had... brought in broken cement and the perps were freakin out. noob lcpl said went to end of flightline, cut up 3ft worth and brought it in.... after the oh *hits couldnt stop laughin and confessed, asked some construction workers for a some cement scrap, hammered it down n brought it in. Mission Accomplished!

[@BennyLlama39]

@@bigd6709 Be glad he wasn't sent out for jet wash. 😀

[@sez1742]

@@bigd6709 that’s hilarious! PRC-E7, box of grid squares, chem light batteries were the “tools of the trade”.

[@FluidPKopie]

No one is going to talk about cpt obbvius?!

[@MzQTMcHotness]

Obviously not

[@BAZZAROU812]

Lol..

[@romeojr.7283]

I hadn't noticed 🤔

[@eliriddle331]

Haha, I didn't notice that.

[@justinoespejo]

All their names are hilarious. SPC Heispeed PFC Loedragg 😂

[@fonceeiskonigin2435]

Absolutely my favorite ad skit. Also I appreciate the Studio Ghibli

[@pillscottvt6628]

And stop yelling "bartender" at AOC.

[@JohnGalt1960]

SHES NOT A BARTENDER!....... She's a cocktail waitress from Qeens named Sandy!....(I've heard there's a porno movie out there somewhere)

[@adityapande7885]

I feel like Captain is the highest rank u guys have shown till now. I want to see more of Capt. Obvvius!

[@joshuakemp9112]

I have "acquired" many things during my time in the Army... Never steal.. Stealing is wrong...lol

[@deshrek9376]

Gear adrift is gear a gift

[@1-501Infantry]

Being in a line company we were experts at the art of tactical acquisitions

[@wisemankugelmemicus1701]

After all of that, they threw them into a parking lot! Total disrespect!

[@MzQTMcHotness]

It was the penises on the bathroom stalls...

[@wisemankugelmemicus1701]

@@MzQTMcHotness In the Capitol? Apparently they slept in the street for the 2 weeks they were there. Again, total fucking disrespect. These politicians say they support the troops then throw their shit in their fucking face.

[@blackhawkmg3722]

Well the "President " thinks we're all dumb basťérds so.. this really a suprise?

[@beareble-lion4446]

Why weren't the trumpers armed we will never get that kind of chance at freedom agine man if anitfa offed the republicans an trumpers offed the democrats damnit why?

[@ernestmueller8651]

Pretty sure there’s a lot of troops on overseas deployment that would kill for a parking garage to stay in. That’d actually be a good bit for one of these videos

[@bobdanley6528]

The Commander in Chief of the United States Military finds out the troops are sleeping in inadequate quarters and immediately springs into action, sending the First Lady out to the troops with TWO baskets of cookies...for more than TEN THOUSAND troops. One soldier stated "This kind of miracle hasn't happened since Christ was a corporal."

[@zakofrx]

And she only did it after arranging the media to follow her to a special chosen group of National Guard..(I wonder if the word diversity came up when arranging that press event) Many hours before that the new wheelchair bound poltician drove to the parking lot with a truck full of Pizzas for them and told them that some could stay in his office... And Trump opened up his Washington Hotel to be used by the police and military during their off hours.. (I am still suprised that they are not claiming that him doing that is illegal and talking about jailing him for it...)

[@UnfilteredMedic]

"What if today, I identify as female." 🤣 "Good for you!" - The military standards have fallen hard and low.

[@manictiger]

I identify as a 5 star general.

[@BennyLlama39]

@@manictiger Five!? I thought that topped out at four. Or does the fifth star mean you're THE Top Brass at the Pentagon? 🤔

[@UnfilteredMedic]

@@favouritecat 100% sure delusiona Left's jokes are far worse than what we can come up with. Especially the joke that is the illegal president and VP.

[@UnfilteredMedic]

@@favouritecat The fact the Left believes one can make that statement on any day for any reason and it's 'legit' shows how delusional they are.

[@UnfilteredMedic]

@@favouritecat Given that statement makes no sense I'm not throwing out normal human development for anyone.

[@timothypryor7952]

In the middle of eating dinner, nearly died laughing so hard at this. I'm ok but I did fall out of my chair.

[@-Jason-L]

FYI: Ted Cruz was described by his professors as "scary smart"

[@deshrek9376]

Guess he did a brain scrub after graduation

[@mattboggs6304]

They can't say anything positive about him because he's part of Orange Man Bad's party. But they're totally cool with being positive about female communists who aren't even American.

[@axelkusanagi4139]

Doesn't matter, he's canadian. Can't be president.

[@johnchandler8476]

@@axelkusanagi4139 guess you forgot he ran for president in 2016?

[@johnchandler8476]

@@deshrek9376 a brain scrub would put him on par with AOC... he'd still be smarter than her, but at least not by a staggering amount

[@yubentrolled7097]

Steal? Theft isn't a thing in the Army. It's called "tactical acquisition". There are no thief's in the military.

[@whatabouttheearth]

In the Marines we were taught "Marines don't steal they Strategically Transfer Equipment to an Alternate Location"

[@Makumbi]

"stop picking on the slow kids" you guys are evil. "chemlight batteries...."

[@beedee7405]

I’m going to talk to the s4 for logistics

[@blainegossens3962]

"that's true love, when you can see past someone's flaws, like their entire life and every decision they have made" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 killed me,seriously stopped breathing for a few seconds

[@delanorrosey4730]

Chemlight batteries = Chemlight & a pack of AA's. Liquid Dry Sweet = Packets of sugar mixed with Liquid Sugar and shaken up. Keys to the Impact Area = Hammer and Nails Boxes of Grid Squares = Box of Chex Mix PRC E7 = Seven Cactuses Found them all. Make do with what you got. Don't spend them all in one place.

[@miken.4693]

What the fuck is dry sweet? I’ve heard of dry sweep but not dry sweet.

[@delanorrosey4730]

@@miken.4693 There is such a thing as Liquid Sugar (coffee affectionados). Maybe I heard it wrong. If it is "Liquid Dry Sweep", then my response is a puddle of mud. Dirt is dry, mud is wet. Heard of the expression "Rub some dirt on it"? Technically speaking, that'd mean dirt can be Dry Sweep. Get it? Ba-Da-Bsssh!

[@drawingainteasy4142]

CONGRATULATIONS! I didn't skip the ad until you got to the part where you started reading the corporate dialogue. Tell them that THAT is the point at which people skip their ads. I immediately went to the end where you got to have fun again.

[@joeymartinez4363]

“I’m more of a Nancy pelosi kinda guy

[@MzQTMcHotness]

His heart wants what it wants...

[@beareble-lion4446]

So a half way necrophiliac?

[@blairhaffly1777]

Don't knock the crinkly bootie.

[@epstiendidntkillhimself1435]

Said noone ever

[@zakofrx]

When her false teeth fall out during a speech, sexy....

[@threat2demoracy5454]

AOC was hott then she talked..

[@samstuff8554]

And she got hotter

[@RevDrKillJoy]

Listen, on the 'for real.' If I where gaurding the capital, I'd be 'changing my shirt' whenever AOC walked by, just sayn'.

[@seekndestroy6678]

Next thing you know you’ve lost your pants too!

[@anonymouspost8407]

People actually find her attractive.....I guess to each his own.

[@DunedainAkkarin]

@@anonymouspost8407, eh, I've done worse.

[@anonymouspost8407]

@@DunedainAkkarin Sorry.

[@joke312]

Love how you can tell there isn’t anything in front of him when he’s “typing” in the reflection of his glasses.

[@deltasource56]

lol when he says im in charge, Bane- do you feel in charge...

[@warhorselol2935]

The hat is on fleek That’s all I can say......

[@ACombatVeteran]

It also offers UV protection from unwanted sun radiation.

[@warhorselol2935]

Lol we’re can I buy one

[@MzQTMcHotness]

I feel like we can turn this into merch.

[@stephsdlnthms3957]

Ok, but like, that is THE BEST ad for a VPN I ever seen XD

[@sain223]

I fucking lost when he started to take off his top and shouted AOC I need a Battle Buddy.

[@timdarknight8557]

It took me until this video to realize it’s captain obvious and heispeed

[@prestonmelkerson7809]

This was surprisingly liberal lmao

[@MzQTMcHotness]

We attack from all sides

[@silverbackhayabusa]

@@MzQTMcHotness I'll keep an eye out for the other side. Might have missed it.

[@MzQTMcHotness]

@@silverbackhayabusa See, that’s the trick. We’re like velociraptors.

[@FedralBI]

@@MzQTMcHotness you are some clever girls.

[@silverbackhayabusa]

@@MzQTMcHotness ahh shit. Now it becomes like the specialist trying to hide from the sergeant in the motorpool.

[@notgeo4564]

On the fly...”That’s like $2.08 per month” lol Best in video commercial ever, I may rewatch just the commercial

[@centermass5330]

That product pitch 🤣🤣🤣 The best I've ever scene on any video every 👏👏👏👏👏 clap clap clap

[@HexLabz]

I legit remember when they made air dusters a controlled and sensitive item while deployed, and the briefings we got.

[@zakofrx]

Did it still have the stuff in it then that people used to get high.. As I understand it for a while now they have removed that substance..

[@nexusdrop7863]

This is a very accommodating officer.

[@edmunddavis8981]

“ I need a battle buddy”

[@isaaczetino3399]

OMFG I'm rolling around laughing 🤣. Don't ever stop.

[@lestatmichael]

Lmao i identify as caught off guard by how funny this was

[@asukava9942]

Too funny for human comprehension

[@ACombatVeteran]

something we clearly don't have.

[@asukava9942]

You made this reply on opposite day 😒✋😂

[@brigtm4723]

Let them have it.... then we take it back,🤣😂😆

[@Makumbi]

Your ads rock, guys. Keep this up. Keep us laughing and buying.

[@formallyknownasj.a.2074]

Does anyone remember when this channel was a ‘top ten’ list?

[@grantsgamerepair]

I lost it at "good for you" lmao

[@samuelblack8876]

Brothers i injoy your skits. And I fined you all funny as hell. At least if you are going to make fun of one side make fun off the other to.

[@chocolatefrenzieya]

Rashida Talib??? *barrrrffff*

[@StudleyDuderight]

Damn y'all went full Liberal on this one.

[@annacarter6559]

That attack by the “police” was one of the most traumatically funny s… I’ve seen latently.

[@yenalv5127]

SPC highspeed is playing chess, SHE identifies as female !! And you need to respect that ! Lol 😂

[@kliegerk5970]

The green logbook....jeezus the green logbook....Everything is written in those damn things still? I got out in 2000, 21 years later they are still in use. I bet the lighthouse for the blind pens are still in use as well.

[@raisethecolours]

Best skit content yet

[@demon6450]

My first thought was that he must of keep asking stupid questions, so the nco's made him carry around a potted plant to replace all the oxygen he was wasting lol.

[@MzQTMcHotness]

You would think that...but it’s a red herring!

[@gregtjr.7871]

"Like a baby's arm holding an apple." Is that a Key and Peele reference 😆

[@MzQTMcHotness]

No. It’s a King Arthur reference.

[@jeebugorn]

its from Austin Powers: Goldmember

[@stephanl1983]

I've got by the thing with the Motor Pool, I served in the Signals in the Bundeswehr, and one of our jokes was to send new Privates to the Motor Pool and ask for frequence water to refill the Radios, we had a lot of Lowdrags back then. Another joke was to send them for the keys for the "Bereitstellungsraum", literally a point on a map were the troops gahter, always some good laugh. We send them to these guys, they send them to some other guys, until one guy send one of the new Privates to the First Sergeant's office...

[@MrColin808]

Anyone else hear genitorial services?! 😆

[@wickitklown90]

He's bossing the plant that's sitting on the shelf 🤣🤣🤣

[@FedralBI]

Are those your Basic Training pics in the background?

[@BAZZAROU812]

I was wondering as well...

[@justonrg]

Yes. It's our "Mom Wall."

[@FedralBI]

@@justonrg cracked me up. I went through Basic in '87, and the picture looks exactly the same. My mom swore that the Army replaced me with someone else, as she totally didn't recognize me when she got the pic. Keep up the great work, and stay healthy you crazy bastards.

[@blackhawkmg3722]

With all the b.s. recently.. I needed this laugh bro, thanks for that amd keep up the good work yall.

[@MzQTMcHotness]

We aim to please, honey!

[@arthurpendragon3000]

Wow, they call Cruz slow? AOC makes Cruz look like Einstein.

[@donnabahr8834]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Love it, thank you, needed this today🙏🏻👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@onslaughtofterrorJW]

“I’m in charge” lol 😂

[@thewolfden2972]

damn that ad had me rolling

[@stephenyoung3909]

Classic, "I'm in charge...." 🤣

[@bow2ur_zod385]

High speed soldiers

[@ACombatVeteran]

we try...

[@MzQTMcHotness]

@@ACombatVeteran not very hard, though

[@azraeldelune2096]

Bruh, since when is spirited away not available in the U.S.?

[@waltermc3906]

Pepperoni and Pineapple Pizza... I may not have invented it, but I claim I did. I really did invent it. honest ;-)

[@edwaar4060]

Best commercial ever.

[@Musashi41]

Lol! As a retired 25U/W50, love the Commo part!

[@jonnylong7927]

"Baby's arm holding an apple" you watched that key and peele skit didn't you?

[@MzQTMcHotness]

Nope. King Arther

[@hectorsaavedra9497]

Love the Keanu Reeves reference “free pizza”

[@bildo73]

I can't get enough of your videos, God Bless America and you guys

[@michaelroth2695]

Capt. Obbvius!!! LOL!!!

[@sydneyannkaaumoana-morton7312]

VPN ad was epic lol

[@fordlav]

Fantastic. How long does it take yall to make the video. How long does the editing take.

[@MzQTMcHotness]

Usually the process takes us about 4-6 hours in total. Takes us about an hour to figure out the subject and how we want to shoot the video. Then about an hour to film it. We film in parts, rarely ever have all of us filming at once. Then about 2-4 hours to edit depending on how much footage we have.

[@mikevanroy9356]

I could actually see Ted Cruz and Mitch McConnell falling for that.

[@fragout9575]

PFC Lowdrag keeps getting demoted?!! Lol

[@3new_tires]

THANKS FOR COMING BCK I MISSES YOU GUYS

[@brandonweller6841]

Nah man, pretty sure the best protection on the internet is Trojan 😂

[@brandan7761]

Nice job reading the script for the video sponsor

[@jonathanvasquez760]

Lol hilarious 😂 love what you are doing big fan! Watched all your videos. You guys are doing a fantastic job, never stop. But what happened to your vlog channel?

[@MrRekab97]

i am dying you guys are awesome thank you

[@mick2397]

If Ted Cruz is one of the slow kids then AOC licks windows and wears a helmet

[@letsgetlogical4191]

What do you do? 😂

[@rogueleader12345]

Absolutely love the Superbad reference 😂

[@Raeeban]

So not one person caught “captain “ obbvious name tape

[@MzQTMcHotness]

That Captain Obvious 😍🥰😍🥰

[@MzQTMcHotness]

@sivarT nildeM I don’t want to admit that I’m in love...but the heart wants what it wants.

[@MzQTMcHotness]

@sivarT nildeM what?! He’s a heartbreaker?!

[@markm4106]

Best ad i have ever seen. nicely done brothers

[@AlexS-bb9vg]

You can always draw Torii's everywhere!

[@publicadventures]

Chem light batteries 😂😂😂

[@nickasf]

Needed to see Drew at the capitol😈

[@ACombatVeteran]

I was at the Capitol... on somebody's phone.

[@zacharychadwell1903]

THATS WHY I CANT FIND SPIRITED AWAY?! 😡🤬