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@ACombatVeteran3 жыл бұрын
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@ShitBoi3 жыл бұрын
No
@josueveguilla90693 жыл бұрын
AOC (Dumbalina) needs to join the Adult Entertainment Industry. In my opinion. Mmmmmmmmmmmm🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
@manictiger3 жыл бұрын
I have to point out that aluminum is a conductor of EM radiation. You don't want that on your head if your goal is to stop 5G. Try mylar, instead.
@emmas10823 жыл бұрын
Ted Cruz graduated from Harvard Law school...so he’s not the slow kid. On the other hand, AOC has made more idiotic comments than the rest of congress combined in the short time she’s been in Congress. Here are just a couple of her idiotic comments: AOC claimed: “No one ever makes a billion dollars. You take a billion dollars.” “The actual fear driving the attacks on my clothes, my checking account, my rent, isn’t that these folks are scared that I shouldn’t represent people in Congress . . . It’s fear that they’ve allowed their riches, their privilege, + their bias to put them to a point where they can’t.” ??? It’s really hard to decipher what she’s even talking about at times.
@emmas10823 жыл бұрын
Under Biden and Obama there was only 11% total cost of living raises over 8 years. They actually tried to give no raises a couple of times but the Republicans were not having it. Trump got soldiers over 11% cost-of-living raises in just four years. Biden could care less about soldiers.
@Daytonaman6753 жыл бұрын
“What if as of today I identify as female?” Perfectly acceptable-
@zakofrx3 жыл бұрын
Timed correctly as of a few days ago it's now legal for him to change his sex in the military anytime he wants...
@thegameingmaddog7493 жыл бұрын
His plant is his battle buddy
@ACombatVeteran3 жыл бұрын
Exactly...
@sez17423 жыл бұрын
Mobile cover and concealment?
@manictiger3 жыл бұрын
So he sniffs and cuddles with his battle buddy?
@ronly_driver3 жыл бұрын
@@manictiger worked pretty well for the Roman army 🤷♂️
@terryomalley96693 жыл бұрын
@@ACombatVeteran This is a parody, right ? Seems good.
@cjandrews78983 жыл бұрын
U guys made fun of politics and politicians and still came out unscathed. Godspeed
@MzQTMcHotness3 жыл бұрын
We have magical powers...
@miscme60463 жыл бұрын
You mean hispeed
@Saanonymous803 жыл бұрын
It hasn't been that long yet.....
@whatabouttheearth3 жыл бұрын
In the Marines we were taught "Marines don't steal they Strategically Transfer Equipment to an Alternate Location"
@maximilliangenius55723 жыл бұрын
LMMFAO!!!!!
@bobdanley65283 жыл бұрын
As a Huey crew chief I did a lot of that. Mission first.
@snakeeyes2543 жыл бұрын
Army here. I like that one. 😎😎😂
@Raeeban3 жыл бұрын
Lol another marine told me they tactfully acquire it
@dakoderii42212 жыл бұрын
No one ever stole in the Army except for that one guy. Everyone else is just trying to get their sh*t back. 😂
@sez17423 жыл бұрын
“I’m taking him to Mt. Rushmore, so he can see himself.” Priceless material!!!
@Salidin1113 жыл бұрын
5G radiation has fried my brain to the point that plant is in two places at once.
@lonely_ghost98573 жыл бұрын
ACV is one of the only KZbinrs who makes sponsoers interestin'
@ACombatVeteran3 жыл бұрын
Finally somebody said it! Thank you man. That really means a lot. I'm air-hugging you right now.
@sez17423 жыл бұрын
Yeah, what that person said! Ha!
@nexusdrop78633 жыл бұрын
"I took leave to play this game" hit me hard. I was all like 'damn that must be a good game' legitimately.
@lonely_ghost98573 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah for sure. Besides(AC) Angry Cops and a few other comedy channels, I feel like other sponsors makes me cringe ngl. Even if its a game I don't or won't play, its better than how others sponsor. Hell Im still thinkin' on orderin' Manscape just to throw that out there Goofy as you 3 may be, I really enjoy every bit of content. Love from Minnesota❤
@deshrek93763 жыл бұрын
@@ACombatVeteran Can you air hug me? I want an air hug. And a tin foil hat. Not just any tin foil hat. No, it needs to be an ACV tin foil hat. And I'll use it as a platform to design a 6G jamming prototype. It'll be like a Duke system for your head, except this one will work.
@lorentzcoffin49573 жыл бұрын
America planning to invade America: quick adventure, in and out, 30 minutes * 18 years later *
@nitendrapratapsingh14113 жыл бұрын
"What if I as of today identify as a female." "perfectly acceptable." XDXDXD lol
@victorpapaavp3 жыл бұрын
Me, a former Supply Sergeant, getting the spidey sense in the back of my head that some good idea fairy is about to suggest that I and my troops figure out a way to move the Abe Lincoln statue in the capitol to Mount Rushmore... "Oh hell no... I got supply shit to do at the motor pool.."
@chrisclark5073 жыл бұрын
This is pure gold and exactly tells the truth
@elmartillo79313 жыл бұрын
I love you guys in a totally platonic and respectful , non-gay way. Ok maybe a little gay........but in an infantry way not a MP way
@MzQTMcHotness3 жыл бұрын
We love you is a REALLY REALLY MP/CAV way...
@vandakaii28933 жыл бұрын
lmao
@embracethesuck10413 жыл бұрын
Part 2, they find out where they're sleeping tonight
@hiemgood3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: this is not a skit this is literally how captains act 😂😂😂
@kccustodes26183 жыл бұрын
Stop picking on the disabled kids! I can't stop laughing. OMG. You dudes seriously need 15 mins on SNL just because.
@BAZZAROU8123 жыл бұрын
Ted Cruz asked for it. Lol
@sez17423 жыл бұрын
Keys to the impact area!!!! Never heard that one....ha ha ha!!!
@bigd67093 жыл бұрын
Had one guy sent out for 3ft of flightline..... after 1/2 day, going on the base scenic tour. Realized he was had... brought in broken cement and the perps were freakin out. noob lcpl said went to end of flightline, cut up 3ft worth and brought it in.... after the oh *hits couldnt stop laughin and confessed, asked some construction workers for a some cement scrap, hammered it down n brought it in. Mission Accomplished!
@BennyLlama393 жыл бұрын
@@bigd6709 Be glad he wasn't sent out for jet wash. 😀
@sez17423 жыл бұрын
@@bigd6709 that’s hilarious! PRC-E7, box of grid squares, chem light batteries were the “tools of the trade”.
@FluidPKopie3 жыл бұрын
No one is going to talk about cpt obbvius?!
@MzQTMcHotness3 жыл бұрын
Obviously not
@BAZZAROU8123 жыл бұрын
Lol..
@romeojr.72833 жыл бұрын
I hadn't noticed 🤔
@eliriddle3313 жыл бұрын
Haha, I didn't notice that.
@justinoespejo3 жыл бұрын
All their names are hilarious. SPC Heispeed PFC Loedragg 😂
@fonceeiskonigin24353 жыл бұрын
Absolutely my favorite ad skit. Also I appreciate the Studio Ghibli
@pillscottvt66283 жыл бұрын
And stop yelling "bartender" at AOC.
@JohnGalt19603 жыл бұрын
SHES NOT A BARTENDER!....... She's a cocktail waitress from Qeens named Sandy!....(I've heard there's a porno movie out there somewhere)
@adityapande78853 жыл бұрын
I feel like Captain is the highest rank u guys have shown till now. I want to see more of Capt. Obvvius!
@joshuakemp91123 жыл бұрын
I have "acquired" many things during my time in the Army... Never steal.. Stealing is wrong...lol
@deshrek93763 жыл бұрын
Gear adrift is gear a gift
@1-501Infantry2 жыл бұрын
Being in a line company we were experts at the art of tactical acquisitions
@wisemankugelmemicus17013 жыл бұрын
After all of that, they threw them into a parking lot! Total disrespect!
@MzQTMcHotness3 жыл бұрын
It was the penises on the bathroom stalls...
@wisemankugelmemicus17013 жыл бұрын
@@MzQTMcHotness In the Capitol? Apparently they slept in the street for the 2 weeks they were there. Again, total fucking disrespect. These politicians say they support the troops then throw their shit in their fucking face.
@blackhawkmg37223 жыл бұрын
Well the "President " thinks we're all dumb basťérds so.. this really a suprise?
@beareble-lion44463 жыл бұрын
Why weren't the trumpers armed we will never get that kind of chance at freedom agine man if anitfa offed the republicans an trumpers offed the democrats damnit why?
@ernestmueller86513 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure there’s a lot of troops on overseas deployment that would kill for a parking garage to stay in. That’d actually be a good bit for one of these videos
@bobdanley65283 жыл бұрын
The Commander in Chief of the United States Military finds out the troops are sleeping in inadequate quarters and immediately springs into action, sending the First Lady out to the troops with TWO baskets of cookies...for more than TEN THOUSAND troops. One soldier stated "This kind of miracle hasn't happened since Christ was a corporal."
@zakofrx3 жыл бұрын
And she only did it after arranging the media to follow her to a special chosen group of National Guard..(I wonder if the word diversity came up when arranging that press event) Many hours before that the new wheelchair bound poltician drove to the parking lot with a truck full of Pizzas for them and told them that some could stay in his office... And Trump opened up his Washington Hotel to be used by the police and military during their off hours.. (I am still suprised that they are not claiming that him doing that is illegal and talking about jailing him for it...)
@UnfilteredMedic3 жыл бұрын
"What if today, I identify as female." 🤣 "Good for you!" - The military standards have fallen hard and low.
@manictiger3 жыл бұрын
I identify as a 5 star general.
@BennyLlama393 жыл бұрын
@@manictiger Five!? I thought that topped out at four. Or does the fifth star mean you're THE Top Brass at the Pentagon? 🤔
@UnfilteredMedic3 жыл бұрын
@@favouritecat 100% sure delusiona Left's jokes are far worse than what we can come up with. Especially the joke that is the illegal president and VP.
@UnfilteredMedic3 жыл бұрын
@@favouritecat The fact the Left believes one can make that statement on any day for any reason and it's 'legit' shows how delusional they are.
@UnfilteredMedic3 жыл бұрын
@@favouritecat Given that statement makes no sense I'm not throwing out normal human development for anyone.
@timothypryor79523 жыл бұрын
In the middle of eating dinner, nearly died laughing so hard at this. I'm ok but I did fall out of my chair.
@-Jason-L3 жыл бұрын
FYI: Ted Cruz was described by his professors as "scary smart"
@deshrek93763 жыл бұрын
Guess he did a brain scrub after graduation
@mattboggs63043 жыл бұрын
They can't say anything positive about him because he's part of Orange Man Bad's party. But they're totally cool with being positive about female communists who aren't even American.
@axelkusanagi41393 жыл бұрын
Doesn't matter, he's canadian. Can't be president.
@johnchandler84762 жыл бұрын
@@axelkusanagi4139 guess you forgot he ran for president in 2016?
@johnchandler84762 жыл бұрын
@@deshrek9376 a brain scrub would put him on par with AOC... he'd still be smarter than her, but at least not by a staggering amount
@yubentrolled70973 жыл бұрын
Steal? Theft isn't a thing in the Army. It's called "tactical acquisition". There are no thief's in the military.
@whatabouttheearth3 жыл бұрын
In the Marines we were taught "Marines don't steal they Strategically Transfer Equipment to an Alternate Location"
@Makumbi3 жыл бұрын
"stop picking on the slow kids" you guys are evil. "chemlight batteries...."
@beedee74053 жыл бұрын
I’m going to talk to the s4 for logistics
@blainegossens39623 жыл бұрын
"that's true love, when you can see past someone's flaws, like their entire life and every decision they have made" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 killed me,seriously stopped breathing for a few seconds
@delanorrosey47303 жыл бұрын
Chemlight batteries = Chemlight & a pack of AA's. Liquid Dry Sweet = Packets of sugar mixed with Liquid Sugar and shaken up. Keys to the Impact Area = Hammer and Nails Boxes of Grid Squares = Box of Chex Mix PRC E7 = Seven Cactuses Found them all. Make do with what you got. Don't spend them all in one place.
@miken.46933 жыл бұрын
What the fuck is dry sweet? I’ve heard of dry sweep but not dry sweet.
@delanorrosey47303 жыл бұрын
@@miken.4693 There is such a thing as Liquid Sugar (coffee affectionados). Maybe I heard it wrong. If it is "Liquid Dry Sweep", then my response is a puddle of mud. Dirt is dry, mud is wet. Heard of the expression "Rub some dirt on it"? Technically speaking, that'd mean dirt can be Dry Sweep. Get it? Ba-Da-Bsssh!
@drawingainteasy41423 жыл бұрын
CONGRATULATIONS! I didn't skip the ad until you got to the part where you started reading the corporate dialogue. Tell them that THAT is the point at which people skip their ads. I immediately went to the end where you got to have fun again.
@joeymartinez43633 жыл бұрын
“I’m more of a Nancy pelosi kinda guy
@MzQTMcHotness3 жыл бұрын
His heart wants what it wants...
@beareble-lion44463 жыл бұрын
So a half way necrophiliac?
@blairhaffly17773 жыл бұрын
Don't knock the crinkly bootie.
@epstiendidntkillhimself14353 жыл бұрын
Said noone ever
@zakofrx3 жыл бұрын
When her false teeth fall out during a speech, sexy....
@threat2demoracy54543 жыл бұрын
AOC was hott then she talked..
@samstuff85543 жыл бұрын
And she got hotter
@RevDrKillJoy3 жыл бұрын
Listen, on the 'for real.' If I where gaurding the capital, I'd be 'changing my shirt' whenever AOC walked by, just sayn'.
@seekndestroy66783 жыл бұрын
Next thing you know you’ve lost your pants too!
@anonymouspost84073 жыл бұрын
People actually find her attractive.....I guess to each his own.
@DunedainAkkarin3 жыл бұрын
@@anonymouspost8407, eh, I've done worse.
@anonymouspost84073 жыл бұрын
@@DunedainAkkarin Sorry.
@joke3123 жыл бұрын
Love how you can tell there isn’t anything in front of him when he’s “typing” in the reflection of his glasses.
@deltasource563 жыл бұрын
lol when he says im in charge, Bane- do you feel in charge...
@warhorselol29353 жыл бұрын
The hat is on fleek That’s all I can say......
@ACombatVeteran3 жыл бұрын
It also offers UV protection from unwanted sun radiation.
@warhorselol29353 жыл бұрын
Lol we’re can I buy one
@MzQTMcHotness3 жыл бұрын
I feel like we can turn this into merch.
@stephsdlnthms39573 жыл бұрын
Ok, but like, that is THE BEST ad for a VPN I ever seen XD
@sain2232 жыл бұрын
I fucking lost when he started to take off his top and shouted AOC I need a Battle Buddy.
@timdarknight85573 жыл бұрын
It took me until this video to realize it’s captain obvious and heispeed
@prestonmelkerson78093 жыл бұрын
This was surprisingly liberal lmao
@MzQTMcHotness3 жыл бұрын
We attack from all sides
@silverbackhayabusa3 жыл бұрын
@@MzQTMcHotness I'll keep an eye out for the other side. Might have missed it.
@MzQTMcHotness3 жыл бұрын
@@silverbackhayabusa See, that’s the trick. We’re like velociraptors.
@FedralBI3 жыл бұрын
@@MzQTMcHotness you are some clever girls.
@silverbackhayabusa3 жыл бұрын
@@MzQTMcHotness ahh shit. Now it becomes like the specialist trying to hide from the sergeant in the motorpool.
@notgeo45643 жыл бұрын
On the fly...”That’s like $2.08 per month” lol Best in video commercial ever, I may rewatch just the commercial
@centermass53303 жыл бұрын
That product pitch 🤣🤣🤣 The best I've ever scene on any video every 👏👏👏👏👏 clap clap clap
@HexLabz3 жыл бұрын
I legit remember when they made air dusters a controlled and sensitive item while deployed, and the briefings we got.
@zakofrx3 жыл бұрын
Did it still have the stuff in it then that people used to get high.. As I understand it for a while now they have removed that substance..
@nexusdrop78633 жыл бұрын
This is a very accommodating officer.
@edmunddavis89813 жыл бұрын
“ I need a battle buddy”
@isaaczetino33993 жыл бұрын
OMFG I'm rolling around laughing 🤣. Don't ever stop.
@lestatmichael3 жыл бұрын
Lmao i identify as caught off guard by how funny this was
@asukava99423 жыл бұрын
Too funny for human comprehension
@ACombatVeteran3 жыл бұрын
something we clearly don't have.
@asukava99423 жыл бұрын
You made this reply on opposite day 😒✋😂
@brigtm47233 жыл бұрын
Let them have it.... then we take it back,🤣😂😆
@Makumbi3 жыл бұрын
Your ads rock, guys. Keep this up. Keep us laughing and buying.
@formallyknownasj.a.20743 жыл бұрын
Does anyone remember when this channel was a ‘top ten’ list?
@grantsgamerepair3 жыл бұрын
I lost it at "good for you" lmao
@samuelblack88763 жыл бұрын
Brothers i injoy your skits. And I fined you all funny as hell. At least if you are going to make fun of one side make fun off the other to.
@chocolatefrenzieya3 жыл бұрын
Rashida Talib??? *barrrrffff*
@StudleyDuderight3 жыл бұрын
Damn y'all went full Liberal on this one.
@annacarter65592 жыл бұрын
That attack by the “police” was one of the most traumatically funny s… I’ve seen latently.
@yenalv51273 жыл бұрын
SPC highspeed is playing chess, SHE identifies as female !! And you need to respect that ! Lol 😂
@kliegerk59703 жыл бұрын
The green logbook....jeezus the green logbook....Everything is written in those damn things still? I got out in 2000, 21 years later they are still in use. I bet the lighthouse for the blind pens are still in use as well.
@raisethecolours3 жыл бұрын
Best skit content yet
@demon64503 жыл бұрын
My first thought was that he must of keep asking stupid questions, so the nco's made him carry around a potted plant to replace all the oxygen he was wasting lol.
@MzQTMcHotness3 жыл бұрын
You would think that...but it’s a red herring!
@gregtjr.78713 жыл бұрын
"Like a baby's arm holding an apple." Is that a Key and Peele reference 😆
@MzQTMcHotness3 жыл бұрын
No. It’s a King Arthur reference.
@jeebugorn3 жыл бұрын
its from Austin Powers: Goldmember
@stephanl19832 жыл бұрын
I've got by the thing with the Motor Pool, I served in the Signals in the Bundeswehr, and one of our jokes was to send new Privates to the Motor Pool and ask for frequence water to refill the Radios, we had a lot of Lowdrags back then. Another joke was to send them for the keys for the "Bereitstellungsraum", literally a point on a map were the troops gahter, always some good laugh. We send them to these guys, they send them to some other guys, until one guy send one of the new Privates to the First Sergeant's office...
@MrColin8083 жыл бұрын
Anyone else hear genitorial services?! 😆
@wickitklown903 жыл бұрын
He's bossing the plant that's sitting on the shelf 🤣🤣🤣
@FedralBI3 жыл бұрын
Are those your Basic Training pics in the background?
@BAZZAROU8123 жыл бұрын
I was wondering as well...
@justonrg3 жыл бұрын
Yes. It's our "Mom Wall."
@FedralBI3 жыл бұрын
@@justonrg cracked me up. I went through Basic in '87, and the picture looks exactly the same. My mom swore that the Army replaced me with someone else, as she totally didn't recognize me when she got the pic. Keep up the great work, and stay healthy you crazy bastards.
@blackhawkmg37223 жыл бұрын
With all the b.s. recently.. I needed this laugh bro, thanks for that amd keep up the good work yall.
@MzQTMcHotness3 жыл бұрын
We aim to please, honey!
@arthurpendragon30003 жыл бұрын
Wow, they call Cruz slow? AOC makes Cruz look like Einstein.
@donnabahr88343 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Love it, thank you, needed this today🙏🏻👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
@onslaughtofterrorJW3 жыл бұрын
“I’m in charge” lol 😂
@thewolfden29723 жыл бұрын
damn that ad had me rolling
@stephenyoung39093 жыл бұрын
Classic, "I'm in charge...." 🤣
@bow2ur_zod3853 жыл бұрын
High speed soldiers
@ACombatVeteran3 жыл бұрын
we try...
@MzQTMcHotness3 жыл бұрын
@@ACombatVeteran not very hard, though
@azraeldelune20963 жыл бұрын
Bruh, since when is spirited away not available in the U.S.?
@waltermc39062 жыл бұрын
Pepperoni and Pineapple Pizza... I may not have invented it, but I claim I did. I really did invent it. honest ;-)
@edwaar40603 жыл бұрын
Best commercial ever.
@Musashi413 жыл бұрын
Lol! As a retired 25U/W50, love the Commo part!
@jonnylong79273 жыл бұрын
"Baby's arm holding an apple" you watched that key and peele skit didn't you?
@MzQTMcHotness3 жыл бұрын
Nope. King Arther
@hectorsaavedra94973 жыл бұрын
Love the Keanu Reeves reference “free pizza”
@bildo733 жыл бұрын
I can't get enough of your videos, God Bless America and you guys
@michaelroth26953 жыл бұрын
Capt. Obbvius!!! LOL!!!
@sydneyannkaaumoana-morton73123 жыл бұрын
VPN ad was epic lol
@fordlav3 жыл бұрын
Fantastic. How long does it take yall to make the video. How long does the editing take.
@MzQTMcHotness3 жыл бұрын
Usually the process takes us about 4-6 hours in total. Takes us about an hour to figure out the subject and how we want to shoot the video. Then about an hour to film it. We film in parts, rarely ever have all of us filming at once. Then about 2-4 hours to edit depending on how much footage we have.
@mikevanroy9356 Жыл бұрын
I could actually see Ted Cruz and Mitch McConnell falling for that.
@fragout95753 жыл бұрын
PFC Lowdrag keeps getting demoted?!! Lol
@3new_tires Жыл бұрын
THANKS FOR COMING BCK I MISSES YOU GUYS
@brandonweller68413 жыл бұрын
Nah man, pretty sure the best protection on the internet is Trojan 😂
@brandan77613 жыл бұрын
Nice job reading the script for the video sponsor
@jonathanvasquez7603 жыл бұрын
Lol hilarious 😂 love what you are doing big fan! Watched all your videos. You guys are doing a fantastic job, never stop. But what happened to your vlog channel?
@MrRekab973 жыл бұрын
i am dying you guys are awesome thank you
@mick23973 жыл бұрын
If Ted Cruz is one of the slow kids then AOC licks windows and wears a helmet
@letsgetlogical41913 жыл бұрын
What do you do? 😂
@rogueleader123453 жыл бұрын
Absolutely love the Superbad reference 😂
@Raeeban3 жыл бұрын
So not one person caught “captain “ obbvious name tape
@MzQTMcHotness3 жыл бұрын
That Captain Obvious 😍🥰😍🥰
@MzQTMcHotness3 жыл бұрын
@sivarT nildeM I don’t want to admit that I’m in love...but the heart wants what it wants.