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WHEN DRILL SERGEANTS MISPRONOUNCE YOUR NAME 🤣🤣

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A Combat Veteran

A Combat Veteran

Күн бұрын

Your name is Warrior, Hero, Soldier, Private and that's it 🤣🤣🤣
Ever had that one dude in your unit tho?
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@wdavis2700
@wdavis2700 2 жыл бұрын
“Listen warrior” 😂😂😂😂
@adambyers8010
@adambyers8010 2 жыл бұрын
I can’t tell you how many times I heard that 😂😂😂😂
@chrisserafino4674
@chrisserafino4674 2 жыл бұрын
I fkin died lolol
@jaynicew
@jaynicew 2 жыл бұрын
☠️☠️☠️☠️
@WhereDaAuntiesAt
@WhereDaAuntiesAt 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@dgeneeknapp3168
@dgeneeknapp3168 2 жыл бұрын
My freaking name was "RED!! Getchor Scrawny Ass Over Here!!" Every time, they wanted me, I heard THAT🤣🤣! So, I guess that was my name. I was 5ft 5in and 105 pounds in full uniform and had short red hair. So there ya have it. I was Airman "RED!! Getcho Scrawny Ass Over Here!" It cracked me up. I heard worse, so I was ok with it. That was the 80s and making fun of hair color and figure was typical and acceptable. We had a 6ft 2in girl from NYC they called Sasquatch, so I got off pretty easy.🤣.
@Grashan
@Grashan 2 жыл бұрын
We had a Polish guy whose name had nothing but consonants- at least to us- they used combinations as vowels that we just didn't recognise. He got called "Alphabet".
@Token_Black_Guy
@Token_Black_Guy 2 жыл бұрын
Funny cause my last name is polish
@romazzz93
@romazzz93 Жыл бұрын
Gjegoj Bjendtistikevitch
@sometimesitbelikedat2529
@sometimesitbelikedat2529 Жыл бұрын
Names like Kryszntchsky, I can't even, bro.
@krngl421
@krngl421 Жыл бұрын
@@finbarr3363 It is. Just pronounced differently than in English
@matthinton19
@matthinton19 Жыл бұрын
Alphabet is a great nickname
@wkj-dk8wv
@wkj-dk8wv 2 жыл бұрын
Had a buddy in boot camp who was Native American. His last name was Tohkubbi (not sure if I spelled it right). But, turns out his name meant "To Kill a White Man". When the DI's found out....they lost their shit. It was hilarious. It was like every DI turned into Rick Flair.
@Randomyoutubecommenter
@Randomyoutubecommenter 2 жыл бұрын
Bruh zone
@Phantom8589
@Phantom8589 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@minecraftgirl8733
@minecraftgirl8733 Жыл бұрын
Don't they usually name them after things they see? Or is that first names?
@akramrabaa943
@akramrabaa943 Жыл бұрын
@@minecraftgirl8733 then the name probably came to be, well into the colonization. When that's a lot of what they see
@annas4843
@annas4843 Жыл бұрын
Omg.. I would have died laughing 😂 And meanwhile get away 🏃‍♂️ 😂
@NEWCHAPTER-gp2xf
@NEWCHAPTER-gp2xf 2 жыл бұрын
I'm currently a Drill Sergeant, and I have to deal with this on a weekly basis. This is really what is happening in our formations, feelings hurt.
@Legatus2kx
@Legatus2kx 2 жыл бұрын
Just call them by the battle roster number, lol.
@johnstafford6458
@johnstafford6458 2 жыл бұрын
ETS...
@Ebonshield
@Ebonshield 2 жыл бұрын
"I don't give shit what your name is, Private. You'll be out of my life soon. Get out of my face."
@tomkat1731
@tomkat1731 2 жыл бұрын
my drill imstructors would have skull fucked the entire platoon over some shit like this
@SleepingSoldier
@SleepingSoldier 2 жыл бұрын
"About face! Fuck out my face!" One of the best lines I've heard at Basic.
@bennie1304
@bennie1304 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that Pvt Phunkfays keeps his composure through most those bloopers is incredible 😂
@KhmerTarotReading
@KhmerTarotReading Жыл бұрын
No private It pronouns “ PHARRK face”
@clutchclipperjk5169
@clutchclipperjk5169 Жыл бұрын
Yeah...Sr DS is trying not to crack up.
@Caliell
@Caliell Жыл бұрын
Still needs haircut
@michaelmichaelagnew8503
@michaelmichaelagnew8503 Жыл бұрын
PhukFays, gosh dangit you said his name wrong. You hurt his feelings!!🤣🤣
@michaelmichaelagnew8503
@michaelmichaelagnew8503 Жыл бұрын
@@Caliell Sure does I was in the Air Force for too long that's why I didn't catch that lol. That's almost normal for us.
@Lukithunder
@Lukithunder 2 жыл бұрын
My last name is Miao and it's pronounced "Meow" like a cat, you can imagine just how much fun my Drill Sergeants had with that.
@darthslackus499
@darthslackus499 2 жыл бұрын
"Meow, you know how fast you were going?" "Meow, what's so funny?"
@squatchinaround5515
@squatchinaround5515 2 жыл бұрын
Oh you woulda fucked em up in Super Troopers
@kingbrennus1580
@kingbrennus1580 2 жыл бұрын
From now on you're Private Dog!
@gearykanel3697
@gearykanel3697 Жыл бұрын
Funny Hartman: SHOW ME YOUR CAT FACE!!!! MEOW!!!!!!!
@joeymorrison6743
@joeymorrison6743 Жыл бұрын
Dear God. Wish I had a recording of it all
@ernesthromada3994
@ernesthromada3994 2 жыл бұрын
When I was in Basic, as soon as we got picked up from reception, they were doing roll call. When the Drill got to my name, he tried to pronounce it and after a couple attempts, I made the grave mistake of pronouncing it for him. His response was "don't tell me how to say your flipping name, Private Hemorrhoid!" Good times. 10/10 would do it again.
@bxsdyycajun129
@bxsdyycajun129 2 жыл бұрын
My was just guy
@usmcbf3090
@usmcbf3090 2 жыл бұрын
You of Czech or Polish descent? Hromada means a pile in Czech
@ernesthromada3994
@ernesthromada3994 2 жыл бұрын
@@usmcbf3090 My dad's side is chzech.
@usmcbf3090
@usmcbf3090 2 жыл бұрын
@@ernesthromada3994 that's sick, is he Czech himself or second/third generation?
@ernesthromada3994
@ernesthromada3994 2 жыл бұрын
@@usmcbf3090 My grandfather was second generation.
@bubbleheadray976
@bubbleheadray976 Жыл бұрын
A new sailor reports to his first ship, and like he was taught, he reports to his Division Chief. The Chief asks the sailor his name, and the sailor replies, “My name is Dave Chief”. There is a moment of silence, and the Chief shakes his head and says “I don’t know what they’re teaching you kids in Boot Camp nowadays, but this is still the United States Navy, not some manby pamby social club. You will call me Chief, and I will call you by your last name. Do you read me?” The new sailor gulps and says “Loud and Clear Chief!” The Chief smiles and says “Well, good. Now what’s your last name?” The new sailor turns red and says “My last name is Darling Chief”. A good 60 seconds of silence stretched out until finally the Chief said. “OK Dave, here’s what we’re going to do…..
@Loki1701e
@Loki1701e Жыл бұрын
Oh my god lol
@jackturner214
@jackturner214 Жыл бұрын
When I was a young Midshipman, one of the firsties in my company called me "Mr. Tucker" for like, six months (past the semester break); it wasn't in a nasty way, but he legit thought that was my name (despite the nametag that said different). One day, the company commander hears this and asks, the firstie why he is calling me Tucker, since that's not my name; firstie turns on me and wants to know why I didn't tell him what my name was; the only thing I could think of in the moment was "Sir, this Midshipmen was not required to provide an opinion on his preferred name, sir." I got a pretty intense "spot correction" for that one 😆
@MarcillaSmith
@MarcillaSmith Жыл бұрын
In the Army, you _definitely_ would have been called darling, and it definitely would have been said in a certain kind of way. I guess when it's the Navy, something like that would have been a little too "on the nose."
@colonelfustercluck486
@colonelfustercluck486 7 ай бұрын
well, yes...... and some more good navy names... Seaman Staines, and Master Bates. Very difficult not to snigger and loose control when you hear those. And of course 200 years ago you would have to put up with hearing about "Roger the Cabin Boy".....
@rebeccab1527
@rebeccab1527 4 ай бұрын
​@@MarcillaSmith that's exactly what I was thinking! 😂
@jonnylawless6797
@jonnylawless6797 2 жыл бұрын
I went to basic with some Nigerian dudes, their names were butchered mercilessly by the Drill Sergeants lol
@becomingblacksuperman
@becomingblacksuperman 2 жыл бұрын
I can imagine😂. I’m in the Nigerian Navy and even my name gets mispronounced by our Drill Instructors.😂
@taoliu3949
@taoliu3949 2 жыл бұрын
We had one African dude. We just called him Alphabet because his name was so long.
@Ggonzales0406
@Ggonzales0406 2 жыл бұрын
We have this one guy named Hough, pronounced like HOW, But the DS just call him hoe.
@lars7747
@lars7747 2 жыл бұрын
I had a Eritrean colleague who's name was a full fucking sentence. I wonder how that would work
@masterchief4161
@masterchief4161 2 жыл бұрын
U ever had a dominican and a Chinese drill sgt try to smoke you? Shits so hard not to laugh. It was scary tho
@joshuatk8296
@joshuatk8296 2 жыл бұрын
My Senior DS couldn't pronounced my name and he nicknamed me "WAKANDA". And everybody started calling me wakanda until I finished my basic training.
@nicolausteslaus
@nicolausteslaus Жыл бұрын
Are you black bro??
@patricialynveal4017
@patricialynveal4017 Жыл бұрын
Well must say WAKANDA is a bad ass nick name if you had to have one....
@MonumentToSin
@MonumentToSin Жыл бұрын
Sounds like a W to me!
@Skinny_Pimp
@Skinny_Pimp Жыл бұрын
What is your name?
@acepr012
@acepr012 Жыл бұрын
I'm going to use "Listen Warrior" every time someone gets awkward.
@futnucks
@futnucks 3 ай бұрын
If you haven't earned it then just don't.
@PartTimeGoblinSlayer
@PartTimeGoblinSlayer Жыл бұрын
That kid did a stellar acting job.😂
@inlikeflynn7238
@inlikeflynn7238 Жыл бұрын
I worked with someone in the Navy with the last name of Swallow. She was Seaman Swallow; she had pretty tough skin and had heard every nasty joke in the book involving her name, so she was pretty cool about it. I also knew a Seaman Squirt and a Petty Officer Gaylord.
@danielhendry8376
@danielhendry8376 11 ай бұрын
There was a Major who had the last name Fagg 😂
@tovarisch3490
@tovarisch3490 7 ай бұрын
only in the navy(I guess the marines as well, and probably the army, air force, coast guard and space force while we are at it)
@miltonpomales5405
@miltonpomales5405 2 жыл бұрын
Damn it, PVT!!! 😳🤣🤣🤣 The memories of everyone mispronouncing your last name like the first 3 years in the Army!!! I laughed my ass off!!!
@christineleblanc7658
@christineleblanc7658 2 жыл бұрын
I'm 16 years old and wanting to be a physical therapy specialist in the army.
@christineleblanc7658
@christineleblanc7658 2 жыл бұрын
Omg
@th3lev1athan22
@th3lev1athan22 2 жыл бұрын
Navy still kills my last name to this day
@ralphhammer4014
@ralphhammer4014 Жыл бұрын
"What is this?" "That's a name tag, put it back on your uniform." 😭
@josh3432344
@josh3432344 2 жыл бұрын
that is the most chill senior drill sergeant ever... that would never happen. Especially the battle buddie part. you'd get dropped before even asking a question XD
@josh3432344
@josh3432344 2 жыл бұрын
good comedy though
@IceKisaragi13
@IceKisaragi13 2 ай бұрын
Me and my battle when I was going through basic had to go to the DS office for... something or other, it's been years but someone was walking by without a battle buddy, Literally told us to shut up and ran outside to smoke the poor dude.
@josh3432344
@josh3432344 2 ай бұрын
@@IceKisaragi13 god forbid you walk in on a smoke session as well "Oh you want to join them?!" XD
@Pub2k4
@Pub2k4 2 жыл бұрын
Instant classic 😂 I remember how excited Brennan was when he was getting his phonecall that Phukfays was coming back, right before he heard about Barius and Fubar
@HarPlayer
@HarPlayer 2 жыл бұрын
A real name somewhere Someone has that name!!!!
@thebigitchy
@thebigitchy Жыл бұрын
I took it as connected to the sketch where they weren’t allowed to call the privates names or water board them
@Pub2k4
@Pub2k4 Жыл бұрын
@@thebigitchy I think that one came later
@p.VAZ.
@p.VAZ. 2 жыл бұрын
How you guys were able to complete this … is magic… I wouldn’t be able to stop laughing
@christineleblanc7658
@christineleblanc7658 2 жыл бұрын
Agree
@11bsavage64
@11bsavage64 2 жыл бұрын
None of my drills even knew I was part of their platoon. 😂
@nexusdrop7863
@nexusdrop7863 2 жыл бұрын
.....every drill knew who I was with. Every platoon knew. I didn't want it to be that way.
@Darklg23
@Darklg23 2 жыл бұрын
Probably a good thing. Meaning you were doing something right. You don't want a DS attention
@jonnylawless6797
@jonnylawless6797 2 жыл бұрын
My drills knew I was there but stopped fucking with me when they found the quitters
@Acheco
@Acheco 2 жыл бұрын
Ohhh I had my Drill Sergeant get mad at me because he thought i was lying when I said he was my Drill Sergeant. "Bullshit"! "ARE YOU CORRECTING ME"! Luckily he came down on orders that week to do some civ school detail.
@mirosruiz5511
@mirosruiz5511 2 жыл бұрын
I was always in front 😭 I couldn't hide anywhere
@jazzman.
@jazzman. 2 жыл бұрын
We had a guy named, "Secondanarymovitch," from NYC and he was straight nasty bumm gangster. He was always in trouble, threatened the D.I.'s continuously and got away with everything. When we thought that he was gone, he would reappear to make a giant mess. He graduated Military Police school, 95B, and went somewhere that I was happy to be far away from.
@distinguishedallureproduct879
@distinguishedallureproduct879 2 жыл бұрын
Because they kept getting his name wrong 🤣😅
@Survivalist-of-war
@Survivalist-of-war 2 жыл бұрын
Of coasre it's the gangster bumms who become police.
@tacbear
@tacbear 2 жыл бұрын
I feel your pain. As a State Trooper a few years ago I had to run a License that belonged to a individual named Long Phuk Dong......Yeah that is the truth!!!!
@kanamenoname210
@kanamenoname210 Жыл бұрын
💀😂😂😂😂
@Skinny_Pimp
@Skinny_Pimp Жыл бұрын
Next time ask him to prove his identify. hahahaha
@Acrimoniousbear1
@Acrimoniousbear1 Жыл бұрын
😆😆🤣🤣🤣😆🤣😂😂This episode was a dam Nguyen!! You guys killed it. Seriously tho kevin is a star!
@tjfjt
@tjfjt Жыл бұрын
They should Nguyen an award
@Offbeige
@Offbeige Жыл бұрын
Lol that line was a straight nguyen! 😂
@PhantomKnight37
@PhantomKnight37 Жыл бұрын
Kevin Nguyen!
@Evravon
@Evravon 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, if you told me this is how Privates actually behaved nowadays, I would 100% believe you, no questions asked.
@cucadefrijoles735
@cucadefrijoles735 Жыл бұрын
Nah we’d get FUCKED up
@kuraitsuki6813
@kuraitsuki6813 Жыл бұрын
Private behaved like they in high school drama no joke 🤦‍♀️
@sniperviper4922
@sniperviper4922 Жыл бұрын
​@Kurai Tsuki makes sense, most are straight out of high school
@Gunslinger_Disciple
@Gunslinger_Disciple 2 жыл бұрын
I was just waiting for him to snap on that Private. "Just get down in Push, Private!!!!"
@distinguishedallureproduct879
@distinguishedallureproduct879 2 жыл бұрын
Can't do that anymore lol these Privates run the military
@PaladinThizz
@PaladinThizz 2 жыл бұрын
@@distinguishedallureproduct879 you must've not been in the military any time recently. They don't give a shit and that's how it should be
@toddmiller5884
@toddmiller5884 Жыл бұрын
@@distinguishedallureproduct879 I know. This damn snowflake generation!
@torrielee
@torrielee Жыл бұрын
As a Army Drill Sergeant this is so funny to me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@philrab
@philrab 2 жыл бұрын
Oh the memories. Having a Cajun last name, going to basic training in Missouri. NOBODY could pronounce it.
@malenatully
@malenatully 2 жыл бұрын
Good luck to you.
@jamesbourne1521
@jamesbourne1521 2 жыл бұрын
why wouldn't they be able to pronounce it? Missouri HAS Cajun (Acadian French) people? During the exile, a lot of Nova Scotian French people ended up in Missouri along the Mississippi. (I am Cajun from south Louisiana)
@bigrignick6537
@bigrignick6537 2 жыл бұрын
I feel ya there
@itsxercc
@itsxercc 2 жыл бұрын
You were at fort Lost in the woods
@strickersniper7909
@strickersniper7909 Жыл бұрын
Same here from Louisiana it took a bit for my drill sergeants to say it correctly. I ended up just not caring how they said it.
@buffalosoldier19d42
@buffalosoldier19d42 2 жыл бұрын
When I was a DS I had a private who corrected me on the pronunciation of his name. I kindly asked him to pronounce it once more for me so that I could get it right. He did. MF'er had balls. I smoked the entire platoon for not following instructions (Answer "Present" when I call your name). I also called him Smith for the next 15 weeks.
@sofzhuk1188
@sofzhuk1188 2 жыл бұрын
So what I’m hearing is if a DS asks you to pronounce your name for them, don’t do it?
@buffalosoldier19d42
@buffalosoldier19d42 2 жыл бұрын
@@sofzhuk1188 Not really. They may actually want to get it right. What you don't want to do is to correct them.
@Drummarforhire
@Drummarforhire Жыл бұрын
@@sofzhuk1188 The DS is going to find any reason to bust your balls, especially the first few weeks since the purpose of those first few weeks is to weed out the quitters and break you down to a uniform baseline so that they can build you back up in the later weeks how the army wants you.
@sofzhuk1188
@sofzhuk1188 Жыл бұрын
@@Drummarforhire I finished basic and AIT and drill sergeants had no balls to ever pronounce my name 💀 they just called me “Z”. I was also called alphabet :)
@Droid6689
@Droid6689 Жыл бұрын
​@@buffalosoldier19d42Sounds like you were a shitty DS if you couldn't correct your mistakes
@ATFprdepartment
@ATFprdepartment 2 жыл бұрын
If AngryCops was in this episode, this would’ve been resolved in 12 seconds flat
@amazingazn4098
@amazingazn4098 2 жыл бұрын
DS Fubar's instant and automatic "What did I do?" is so on point 🤣🤣
@ddigwell
@ddigwell 2 жыл бұрын
I love that they are in “The Army”
@nicholaspiela4864
@nicholaspiela4864 2 жыл бұрын
Omg I didn’t even notice till I saw this haha
@jimmyharrison2930
@jimmyharrison2930 2 жыл бұрын
Damn PVT really stayed in character. Good job. AAM right there.
@Pure_Wisdom253
@Pure_Wisdom253 2 жыл бұрын
promote ahead of peers
@emgee0312
@emgee0312 Жыл бұрын
The way he said "hate crime" 😂
@since1876
@since1876 2 жыл бұрын
I love that the best take he took on his name still almost broke him
@dickrichard5579
@dickrichard5579 Жыл бұрын
5:31 I noticed at this point that the US ARMY tapes say “the army “ 😂
@sleepbringer3022
@sleepbringer3022 2 жыл бұрын
When I was at Ft Benning there was a guy in my platoon who's last name was Fooken. Needless to say. The SDS and DS loved messing with him. Fuck was forever replaced with Fook.. are you Fooken serious. Also had a dude nicknamed crypt keeper, skinny boney,and looked dead.. good times...
@hondomclean6759
@hondomclean6759 2 жыл бұрын
Fooken is how the Irish say fuck Like when Conor McGregor says "fooken white" So whether you say Fook or Fuck it's the same thing
@johannesm.gutenberg1705
@johannesm.gutenberg1705 Жыл бұрын
the fact, that this shit kept me entertained while eating two bowls of cornflakes shows how talented these guys are.
@HellhoundX90
@HellhoundX90 2 жыл бұрын
Would a senior NCO get away with talking to a 1st Sergeant like that? 🤣
@NaturalStateDepths
@NaturalStateDepths 2 жыл бұрын
Depends on how well they know each other I guess. I was really good friends with my previous commander because we were PLs together but I learned to balance being professional when necessary. Still keep in touch today. My old 1SG was best friends with my PSG because they worked together in civilian job and they always were messing with each other. Speaking from the reserves side though I have no idea how that'd fly on AD 😂.
@TheGerd
@TheGerd 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@jawadb9769
@jawadb9769 2 жыл бұрын
Not in the old days. Now they are being spoon fed sunshine.
@billpugh58
@billpugh58 Жыл бұрын
@@jawadb9769 Good, so the present day combat vets are pussy is what you are saying? Correct?
@PaulJohnson-ow1mq
@PaulJohnson-ow1mq Жыл бұрын
@@jawadb9769 What are the old days? I was an E-4 in the 90's and my O-3 and I were on a first name basis and would shit around because I was an E-4 in a specific skill set and older and we got along. When we had shit to do....he was the boss. End of question. Outside of that....shenanigan's. We are still friends today.
@Skyesie
@Skyesie Жыл бұрын
So… I once gave a kid the name A-12 because he had twelve letters in his name and they were basically a lot of vowels… and it sounded super aggressive when you said it right. A-12 was easier. Lol stuck with him until I left that command 3 years later. I later learned he still was stuck with it 😂 yeah- I’m proud as sh*t- like a I birthed the perfect nickname for someone.
@type_x_atm_092
@type_x_atm_092 2 ай бұрын
Duuuuuuuuuude… I didn’t know that The Office had a military branch!
@daithi1966
@daithi1966 Жыл бұрын
When I was in AIT everyone would muster up after class was over and they would call out the names of people who had screwed up and give them extra duty. Well, there was this girl who had the same last name as mine, and she was always screwing up, so they'd say "Ivey," and someone would say, "Which one?" Then some Sgt. would yell back, "Both of them." I really hated that girl.
@jenmartinez8153
@jenmartinez8153 3 ай бұрын
That happened in my unit. Both of us were females and she came to work with blue contacts. I got my a$$ handed to me by wearing colored contacts. I just stood there lost and confused until it dawned on me. Took the whole chewing then explained that there was 2 of us with the same name and rank.
@rodrickwebb1673
@rodrickwebb1673 2 жыл бұрын
Private: My name is Private Phhh… DS: Phhirst Class 😂😂🤣🤣
@redjellonian8126
@redjellonian8126 2 жыл бұрын
Listen here private, there is a reason your name isn't the tape over your heart, It's secondary. You joined "The Army" and is what is important and close to your heart now.
@anything-better-than-yt-shorts
@anything-better-than-yt-shorts Жыл бұрын
During war : "Ayy F*CKfays get the tank ready!!!"
@steelrarebit7387
@steelrarebit7387 2 жыл бұрын
My Drills called me old man. Still in my 20s and they said I looked like I was 50.
@theindooroutdoorsman
@theindooroutdoorsman 2 жыл бұрын
Drill sergeants never mispronounce your name, you do.
@Mr_Nobody913
@Mr_Nobody913 2 жыл бұрын
“Don’t talk with your fuckin hands.” Yesssss
@leonelcadet3833
@leonelcadet3833 2 жыл бұрын
Man I was willing to bet Brennan would break character, that was incredible.
@Linus76
@Linus76 2 жыл бұрын
this is hands down one of the best pieces of work you've ever done. Fucking BRAVO!!!
@MidnightAX
@MidnightAX 2 жыл бұрын
The pause followed by listen warrior. Fucking lost it.
@CMSgtSanders
@CMSgtSanders 2 жыл бұрын
Would love of him to do this to a marine drill instructor. 🤣
@Onecooltop75
@Onecooltop75 8 ай бұрын
“Get away from me Phukfays!” Would most likely be the response
@ryonkarpierz1179
@ryonkarpierz1179 2 жыл бұрын
I had a guy in my AIT who's last name was Forcum... Imagine all the drill sergeant jokes and cadre chuckles we had. Poor dude. He had a good humor about it tho. He said his favorite thing to do was stand next to a dude named Dickes.
@martinfiedler4317
@martinfiedler4317 2 жыл бұрын
Is this racist? Well, who cares. Rarely laughed so hard for over a decade. Thanks, Phukfays!
@CIAG4PNP
@CIAG4PNP 2 жыл бұрын
A recruit like this would have never survived Marine Bootcamp🪦🙈 🤣
@GrizzAxxemann
@GrizzAxxemann 2 жыл бұрын
This brought back fond memories of when I was on a summer course as an Air Cadet (Think a mix of JROTC & CAP for my American friends) and I had a full colonel butcher my last name while calling me up for an award. The last half of my name is pronounced SHEED (different spelling.) He pronounced it SHIT. I had to correct him for it, and laughs were had by all. He did personally apologize to me though, since his last name was hard to pronounce, too.
@Kingonads
@Kingonads 2 жыл бұрын
I love how he is barely able to keep a straight face. And it reminds me of a drill sergeant Qu'hg'ng. Yeah that was a LOT of push ups till we learned how we learned how to pronounce it. Ahh good times... I can still pronounce that name.
@drewk7557
@drewk7557 2 жыл бұрын
Went to high school with a girl whose last name was 'Laycock'
@dk2614
@dk2614 2 жыл бұрын
Had a female Doctor with the same name. Was her first name Lori?
@drewk7557
@drewk7557 2 жыл бұрын
@@dk2614 well this is bizarre, same initials, same chick with last name, wtf. but i digress, Cindy.
@dk2614
@dk2614 2 жыл бұрын
@@drewk7557 Lol!
@Great_Sandwich
@Great_Sandwich 2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Even in the takes you KEPT you guys were still about to lose it.
@icyriptide5580
@icyriptide5580 2 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he pronounced it😂
@johannaldbrecht1594
@johannaldbrecht1594 2 жыл бұрын
My divisions RDCs had a field day with everyones names. We had two twins in the same div, along with a Seaman Recruit Swallows (as in the bird), and a Seaman Recruit Cummins (as in the engine).
@JMolKoz20791
@JMolKoz20791 2 жыл бұрын
I feel that. But what's funny is they knew how to pronounce my last name Kozlowski. The thing about the Army is that Drill Sgts wanna go beyond your feelings and train you to be warriors. Everyday I hear "Kawasaki! What the fuck!" Or "Hey Fuck Face/Fuck nuts!" Didnt even bother me😂😂😂
@kenkennkenny1149
@kenkennkenny1149 2 жыл бұрын
LOLOLOLOLOL 💀 I tried pronouncing it myself early in the video it took me a while but once I got it 😂😂😂
@Wayneraltman
@Wayneraltman Жыл бұрын
If this conversation ever happened in the Army we are in tremendous trouble.
@thanglongnguyenvu3815
@thanglongnguyenvu3815 Жыл бұрын
I died when he started saying he thought of Japanese and Vietnamese lmao. Fortunately, my name is just an adjective.
@turtle3670
@turtle3670 2 жыл бұрын
I want more Phukfays!
@chrisrodriguez8323
@chrisrodriguez8323 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone could barely hold their composure LMAO
@firedragondbz21
@firedragondbz21 2 жыл бұрын
"Listen Warrior" LMAOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!
@WillMauz
@WillMauz 2 жыл бұрын
Lmfao.... I was "Alphabet"
@Gayan-W
@Gayan-W 2 жыл бұрын
Ha haa.. I knew an “Alphabet” too!!
@russellterral29
@russellterral29 Жыл бұрын
In my unit we had a Vietnamese whose last name was Nguyen. When he got his citizenship he changed it to Sunshine. The first thing me and others in my section thought of was thank god he didn't have that name at Basic. Those DS's would have a ball with him. Last I heard he went to OCS and is now 2LT or maybe a 1LT now.
@Onecooltop75
@Onecooltop75 8 ай бұрын
We had a Vietnamese kid named Nguyen as well. Everyone called him Charlie
@peggyporter2135
@peggyporter2135 Жыл бұрын
This channel is becoming one of my favorites. My married name is Sedillo (pronounced Sa-dee-yo.) I couldn't use my birth name after the divorce because, for one thing, I wanted to have the same last name as my kids. I couldn't use my maiden name of Porter. Because during my working years, I was a court reporter in a small town; they'd never stop saying "Peggy Porter Court Reporter" in a singsong fashion. Now when I deal with people back east, they call me Ms. Sed- dilo. I should respond, "No, actually, it's pronounced Se-dilldo."
@MbahMu9829
@MbahMu9829 Жыл бұрын
Who ever wrote this is a friggin A-tier genius
@kaneikaika
@kaneikaika Жыл бұрын
His name is "private warrior"😂😂
@Colonel_Klink
@Colonel_Klink 2 жыл бұрын
Always love the bloopers at the end!
@jimmynguyen5387
@jimmynguyen5387 2 жыл бұрын
I was called "Noo-gen" on purpose because they didn't want others confusing "Nguyen" with "when" lol. and because I was chunking I was also 'panda'
@PORRRIDGE_GUN
@PORRRIDGE_GUN 2 жыл бұрын
In basic we had a female called Treblecock. The DS called her 'Airtight'😏
@dafox0427
@dafox0427 Жыл бұрын
I especially enjoyed the word "locker" being misspelled as "lcoker". that is the perfect attention to detail in creating these videos. Would also like to add that Los Alamitos is where I was exposed to Army Aviation as young person, leading to my Career as an Aeroscout!
@adobochronicle
@adobochronicle 2 жыл бұрын
I love the outtakes...
@vertigo700
@vertigo700 2 жыл бұрын
Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣 How many takes did this take? I can see everyone trying hard to keep their composure throughout this whole thing🤣🤣
@c.r.chandler5905
@c.r.chandler5905 2 жыл бұрын
I know this is a skit but please tell me that a private in basic training wouldn't have the balls to approach their drill instructors with this shit.........
@thephuongnguyen2016
@thephuongnguyen2016 2 жыл бұрын
A soldier with a careless uniform asks people about respect, really ^^! It can be better with perfect details, thanks you guys bout this :)
@henryverdugo9889
@henryverdugo9889 2 жыл бұрын
My DS called me Vertigo because they said so😂
@59cvlpekhlua75
@59cvlpekhlua75 2 жыл бұрын
I cant pronounce your name so your now 'new name'🤣🤣
@Angel-gt6ms
@Angel-gt6ms Ай бұрын
“Please dont cry your gonna make me cry” 😭 😂
@mikedambrosio8445
@mikedambrosio8445 Жыл бұрын
Warrior,Hero,Soldier,Privat 😂😂😂
@dbf_91
@dbf_91 Жыл бұрын
I was in my tears. This video is a golden standard
@drstrangeluv816
@drstrangeluv816 2 жыл бұрын
my drill sergeants never said my last name correctly. not one god damn time. and frankly i was too scared to say otherwise lmao
@Ekstrax
@Ekstrax 3 ай бұрын
"please don't cry, you're gonna make me cry" 🤣🤣
@dump7ruck
@dump7ruck 2 жыл бұрын
This shit was so funny 🤣
@randomguy-xp7se
@randomguy-xp7se Жыл бұрын
Marine DIs are probably screaming at their screens.
@GruntProof
@GruntProof 2 жыл бұрын
In today's Army this would actually be taken very seriously
@almohvn33
@almohvn33 Жыл бұрын
Sad but true. Lord have mercy.. bring back the 80-90s!
@cucadefrijoles735
@cucadefrijoles735 Жыл бұрын
Yeh just last week my class called a guy in our class a make a wish firefighter because he is in the army to get 10 points on a firefighter exam and weighs 250 lbs and can’t lift shit got seriously butt hurt and went to the DS and reported them (I wasn’t one of the ones he called out) and lied to them saying he told them to stop but we never heard him say a word about it. And when I tell you you could hear the screams from the second and third floor, I ain’t lying
@wearetheworld6962
@wearetheworld6962 Жыл бұрын
I can't help but burst out laughing everytime that I watch their videos! Hilarious!
@RaiderOverBoss
@RaiderOverBoss 2 жыл бұрын
I want respect sir, I mean Snr. Drill Sergeant… sir… Sir I want respect 🤔 private if you want respect why are you calling me Sir…
@jtru77
@jtru77 Ай бұрын
I just discovered these guys... Life is so much better now 😂
@chu6645
@chu6645 2 жыл бұрын
Lol... this is a good one! I heard all kinds of pronunciation for my last name during my service! It was a blast hearing all of them never had an issue with it haha most guys just didn't know.
@Stephon723
@Stephon723 Жыл бұрын
The Dodge 4:50 Killing me lol LMAO he was not having any of it.
@doughesson
@doughesson 2 жыл бұрын
My neighbor across the street is in his Reserve unit's active duty cadre as First Sergeant. I like to to go stand on his grass with my hands in my pockets without a hat on as he's getting ready to ride into work on drill weekends.
@vonkerman8168
@vonkerman8168 2 жыл бұрын
OMG!! Love it!! "We thought about changing it " Holy crap!!!
@theaberrantdon
@theaberrantdon 2 жыл бұрын
I never once saw any drill sergeant accidentally mispronounce a name.
@mlmperez1114
@mlmperez1114 Жыл бұрын
Bro, 😂😅 I enjoyed my time in military back in the day, the good&bad, made friends for life, it was Blessing. I couldn’t be in military with this generation 🤦🏽‍♂️.
@joshuaare1
@joshuaare1 2 жыл бұрын
Still missing his battle
@mr.z3161
@mr.z3161 2 жыл бұрын
Please don’t cry, you going to make me cry 😢 😂😂😂
@DoctorMadness160
@DoctorMadness160 2 жыл бұрын
Drill doesnt ever get your name wrong. Youre the one whos veen saying it wrong youre whole damn life.
@jakebraaaps2149
@jakebraaaps2149 7 ай бұрын
I love how the entire video all the drill sergeants are always on the verge of cracking up
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