A NEW POPE (2005)

by Adam Buxton

[@MarkArandjus]

Praise to Jessel, the Trifeldge Putihnahdt, for sparing Lord Ypsulot of Tong.

[@kristinburton4953]

WTF

[@DRAXGOR]

I wish for my brain to be preserved in a jewel encrusted ceremonial stasis orb.

[@musicandfilms9956]

I've just discovered this. Thank you Adam for making me laugh until I had a hernia.

[@MarkArandjus]

I've started reading Dune, and parts of it sound sort of like this :D

[@DahBlindNinja]

What were the Al'iq'klon'a doing? Shouldn't they have taken this oportunity to strike when the third Klonqian magistrate lies so defenseless?

[@lokedope]

Personally, I think it's a huge embarrassment that Sublord Ultilax or Supercommader Dek Lazer weren't in attendance at the ceremony.

[@pablosonfire]

One of my favourite ever Internet things!!

[@samueljbailey]

I just learnt that David Lynch was almost down to direct Return Of The Jedi. This sort of feels like how it would have rolled out...

[@davedavem]

Blair, at the time representing the United Kingdom, little did they know he was thinking, "Yes, this is what I've been looking for."

[@neadst]

A ticket to hell has never been funnier.

[@CianODonnell]

The funniest thing about is it didnt take much editing to make the whole thing look even more ridiculous than its reality.

[@sonicknockoff]

How can the comments section for such a beautiful work of art be so pitiful?

[@fomalhautbeer9088]

00:21: I love the way he says "and architect of the treaty of Khua t'ka Uzny"

[@simonbennettalbertst]

My god. This is BRILLIANT.

[@Oh4Chrissake]

They're going to have to go through all this again now that Jessel is retiring.

[@whippet1983]

As a catholic - I'm sharing this pearl with everybody I know.

[@davidhollyfield5148]

Actually made this ceremony look like it made sense... 🤪😄😂

[@chrisis1993]

Before you proceed further down in the comment field; don't. :)

[@akeffo]

Thank you! This is great. I especially liked the Dickey Dodgers with the flashers in their head.

[@GTPMedia]

You should totally make more of these. its the best thing ever.

[@Circuitssmith]

There are ever so many things to parody so that a new pope: episode II can be made. Please please do so!

[@hebay2]

I've never seen so many self important people in one place.

[@ActuararialTile]

This is easily one of my favorite KZbin videos, knee deep in Rohan

[@chungadaddy]

Adam Buxton should direct the new "star wars" movies

[@FilipMaric00]

This is probably the best video on the internet at the moment.

[@blowsgoats]

NONSCENCE NONSCENCE NONSCENCE. Excellent work Count Buckulees

[@turaibarna]

Thank you for this! For this amazing work! This is amazing! Please do more!

[@2000mrbadger]

i prayed to God for a new car. Then I realised He didn't work that way, so I stole a car and asked for forgiveness.

[@Zierlerpin]

Manifold blessings of Great Smouldering Spod upon thee.

[@paralentor]

Does a great job of putting it all into perspective!!!

[@sofiarosedeeleman2071]

This is comedy gold

[@anti0918]

He's got the biggest hat, after all!

[@WorldScott]

Does he say, "Destroyer of the nonce-sphere"?

[@jeffjohn583]

The noosphere (/ˈnoʊ.əsfɪər/; sometimes noösphere) is the sphere of human thought. The word derives from the Greek νοῦς (nous "mind") and σφαῖρα (sphaira "sphere"), in lexical analogy to "atmosphere" and "biosphere". It was introduced by Pierre Teilhard de Chardin in 1922 in his Cosmogenesis.

[@davidhollyfield5148]

He did say "nonce sphere". A touch of irony don't you think?

[@Febeleh]

Oh man! This is so awesome! Faved and liked.

[@DaveLowe28]

Let's not turn this into a religious debate and just enjoy the genius that is Dr. Buckles.

[@fomalhautbeer9088]

00:33: Woo Botox of Gerund 7? What on Earth is he doing there? I thought the Imperial Council of Weetabix IV had already taken care of him, but I obviously must have been relying on outdated sources.

[@rrozinak]

+Fomalhaut Beer Yes, he was killed by grebulian holograms for his crimes against cybersnails from Pertynoole 2 but everybody knows that reincarnation is common on Gerund 7. What do they teach you in schools these days...

[@TheAgandaur]

I think i laughed way more than i should

[@DanyFiveSVK]

every video where Christianity is dishonored is amazing video

[@moonsugar1]

Thought of this today whilst watching the Pope step down. THE POPES DONE A LANDO!!! Lmao

[@PercivalHoward]

this actually makes more sense than Catholicism

[@donfanto1]

Loved every second of it :D

[@willscomix]

Nowhere did I say that. What I was saying was that that's the reason religion still exists today and hasn't been completely abandoned, the fact that the possibility of a deity, or a creator is not ruled out.

[@mkatseal]

Please please continue to cover this story. I want more.

[@leeblackwood]

I hope Jools holland still does the Trifelge Hootenage this year.

[@RichieW]

fuck. That was hilarious. I watched it three times.

[@Tadpolek]

Better than the new trilogy.

[@gatitovirus]

Lmao how did I miss this.

[@LoneIyBear]

This is awesome!Great job man...

[@theresidentone]

Episode 1: Rise of the Pope, Episode 2: The Pope Strikes Back, Episode 3: The Pope Retires...

[@phillipbailey70]

Who else is hoping for a new Pope 'Stephenus' ?

[@micoforion]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL !!!!! You made me laugh really good. thanx for that.

[@chrisfass]

Still no more ridiculous than the real ceremony.

[@TheGordonBennett]

I can't get this on freeview, great to finally catch up. Thanks to the uploader.

[@matthew5a]

Just getting a rewatch in so I’m up to speed before Dune part 2 later, thanks Buckles

[@MysticalTimesBlogPodcast]

This made me chuckle a lot!

[@GideonGleeful95]

I'm like the other guy, I thought that was real! Faith in humanity level has increased slightly!

[@Puddinghead]

This is very Douglas Adams. Amazing.

[@filipl234]

This is a KZbin classic.

[@VaiseShepard]

havent laughed this hard since snowball 2 fell down the stairs

[@Adventures_with_Sog]

Subscribed to you courtesy of the brilliantly funny British TV programme called Rude Tube.

[@jackalexander209]

I love the sound effects!

[@xiBobzHD]

Please watch with the automated captions on, it's amazing.

[@Sepharite]

This is the best thing I've seen all year

[@trollfinger]

I remember reading a Robert Fisk article about the pope "Anti gay, anti abortion....anti aircraft"

[@musicandfilms9956]

I wouldn't trust a Fisk piece. Unlike Buxton, he made a lot of stuff up.

[@trollfinger]

@@musicandfilms9956 I agree, but that was a good line

[@buzhichun]

Beautiful.

[@neilamadhava]

If Adam Buxton were to direct the new Disney Star Wars - I'd actually pay to watch it

[@nucktard]

i am defeated.İ am yelling noooo at the ceiling .please stop.

[@UnwashedPearl]

Still the best.

[@gjpvidz]

"get there.....eat content".....captions are hilarious

[@Gillespionage]

hahaha! This hilarious :D Well done Adam! and good luck with all the comments! Hopefully they will be good fodder for your next BUG! xxx

[@aerial51zd]

Now begins the sixth of the twentyeight stages of metageneration for Jessle the Tri-felge Utenahd, ruler of Kozakh and the Outerlands, destroyer of the non-sphere and the architect of the Treaty of Hwoa Tak'ka Uursnee.

[@tomboysuze]

hilarious. Benedict would be the first to laugh at this. Harmless hilarity. THANKS for posting as we are rather down now that we are 'sede vacante'

[@mrwabit]

I'm comment on this video purely in the self indulgent hope that this comment will be read out at BUG next week. Hello India! (that's my girlfriend, not the country, although hello to India the country as well, I like your food (the country, not the girlfriend (although the girlfriends food is good, also))).

[@lifeisgood12341]

so that's what their doing in the funny robes probing people, I get it now

[@MizzOMA]

Outstanding.

[@Circuitssmith]

Inputting new data... I ceased to exist at that point.

[@erock2891]

i just watched 2 minutes and 24 seconds of awesome.

[@rmilkyswife]

I think this is what is wrong with our world today. There are to many people fighting with one another its crazy. If we all just respected each others beliefs this world would be a way better place. There is good and bad in every bunch we are all here together in this world trying to make it.

[@RaptorJesus.]

actually jesus himself said "do not think i have come to abolish the old laws, i have come to help fullfil them, not a word or a letter of word of the old law will change until all things have come to pass, until heaven and earth have faded away."

[@Benjabola]

nuns got webcams in their hats

[@tyrannmisu]

haha. The sith are actually the real evil ones on that planet. Funny how he pointed that out.

[@TheAgamemnon911]

I laughed tears!

[@byroncudworth6918]

Me too!

[@InnerAtmos]

This is why the internet was made!

[@greekre]

the same respect the small children are given when they are being buggered. why dont you give that a little thought

[@jendracowyrm]

lapsed catholic here. very funny, thanx!

[@MariusThePaladin]

That was surprising, though. I thought sith only step down when they got destroyed by their disclipine.

[@Kingddd333]

beautiful

[@johaviG]

the clouds are amazing. Thanks, for this video :)

[@PinchySkree]

So long as this shit still exists the world will progress slowly.

[@superthingguy]

Well done. I am a Jedi, awaiting my moment to strike with a witty comment.

[@QuickQuips]

Ah, too soon? Nah, perfect timing.

[@JAKAZiD_]

Adam could make a new series of Bug with these comments.

[@TheMrThornton]

They don't seem to respect each other much.

[@scritchproductions]

I

[@CianODonnell]

Do a Queen one now,loads of material.

[@gettingkilt]

I'm watching the procession and my head supplies the soundtrack: Loudly let the trumpet bray! Tantantara! Proudly bang the sounding brasses! Tzing! Boom! As upon its lordly way This unique procession passes, Tantantara! Tzing! Boom! Bow, bow, ye lower middle classes! Bow, bow, ye tradesmen, bow, ye masses! Blow the trumpets, bang the brasses! Tantantara! Tzing! Boom!

[@FlotsamX]

I feel sorry for the 47 poor souls who will have to face the wrath of the glorious new Trifelj Putinaad.

[@k0kane]

I recognised the narrating voice before seeing the KZbin username. I was thinking of that Adam & Joe show, years ago. Get your ass back on TV lads!

[@MertOKTN]

Ashens never fails

[@MichaelAhlers]

Okay, you got me there.