Jennifer Lopez Movie Atlas Is Really Dumb - Spoiler Review

[@sblagg527]

We all know that was really ASHANTI acting in this movie.

[@joshieb7446]

🤣😂

[@annapetryk]

😂😂😂😂

[@db.590]

There you goooooo😂😂

[@Reevay762]

Omg lol😂😂😂😂

[@vickinator]

💯

[@blackjohnsnow9375]

Bro you know Jlo demanded to be in those pants

[@MISTERKIC]

Exactly why I'm going to watch

[@josdav07]

She's rocking the "block" hairstyle, that's how you know it's an amazing movie.

[@theandroids]

Not every will get this.

[@Reevay762]

Savage comment 🤣🤣

[@tinachristine4573]

​@@theandroids we totally got it

[@theandroids]

@@tinachristine4573 Hello. I've never met everyone before. Nice to met you.

[@ladywhisper7735]

You got to be kidding the girl is awful

[@karenhenderson3868]

My GOD....pretty sure I would have been asleep 20 minutes in. Appreciate the extended review Adam....hilarious😆🤣

[@wdwexploreandchill]

Adam I am responsible for A LOT of your J-lo views! Right now they are first on my playlist to go to sleep… you roasting her, the sound effects, BABY CRAZY… I mean it’s pure gold and it helps me drift off with a smile.

[@AdamDoesMovies]

Hahaha, that's great. "Baaabbyyy, I'm craazzyy"

[@subby280]

I think they negoitated with Jennifer Lopez to see how much butt screen time they can get.

[@reneejoubert230]

To think that JLo as a data scientist would be convincing is to believe that Tinkerbell is alive and well

[@kelil1750]

Wait.... she's not.....😮

[@dollyalexandratorres2031]

Netflix is not a platform to measure quality movies. Ppl have membership and watch anything at home

[@poorchristopher15]

That pretty much sums it up. I was bored and stoned on the couch so I watched it.

[@annatetiad.4991]

mostly crap on Netflix which is why I dumped it.

[@AndriaBieberDesigns]

Just so you may know your traffic. This was recommended for me to watch on KZbin because I watched a Jennifer Lopez video about how crazy she is yesterday, so it popped up as a suggested. But I’ve never heard of your channel before now. great video and much success your way.

[@AdamDoesMovies]

Appreciate the insight. Thanks!

[@lucastillo2001]

Mariah carey was originally cast, Then she backed out when she found out how stupid it is.

[@didralamond8145]

This is why these streaming services are expensive because they are putting high ticketed actors and actresses in these made for tv movies. This is one reason why I disliked World War Z because any actor could have played the role that Brad Pitt starred in but it was Brad Pitt. Its an okay movie not bad at all but anyone could have filled that role.

[@IKaishoI]

😂😂😂 Ja Rule impression is spot on. I thought you had him on as a guest.

[@nicolehuff8455]

His Ja Rule impression always get me😂

[@EasyLikeSundayMorning719]

My friend the ending was hilarious 😂 😂😂. How you don't have more subs is beyond me. ❤❤❤

[@mattleuck]

I cleaned my dishes while listening to this. 10/10 would recommend

[@jimbrown5091]

You couldn't PAY me to watch a Jennifer Lopez movie.

[@theandroids]

How about to watch her ass?

[@db.590]

Too bad this was trash Mother was actually good

[@warriordx5520]

You sure? I would watch it if I was paid the ticket and some popcorn. I would take a wonderful nap with some background noise.

[@saroug2005]

Well i coukd use 500k. If given that to watch this train wreck I'd watch without my contacts or glasses on lol

[@Jestin612]

I liked the cell, but im dropping shrooms or acid when I'm watching 👀 that flick.

[@nicolehuff8455]

A+ on the leg repair sound effects 😂

[@ChristianKrogh-Denmark]

Hilarious! 😂 You’re really good with the voices too 👍 Really enjoy these rants 🥳🤗

[@8301TheJMan]

"She's done her time" had me dying lol

[@Amy-yh8kf]

Adam does Jennifer Lopez sounds like a future J Lo movie! Love it!

[@Buddy-tq4ly]

You think Atlas was bad. Just wait for the sequel. 😂

[@LaurindaBellinger]

ha! I see a prequel - "The Rise of Harlan"

[@Reevay762]

Please noooo.....

[@skaterzrule4]

@@LaurindaBellinger😭😭😭😭

[@mariaotto6732]

No wonder this movie was perfect to put me to sleep through the night. I see I did not miss much... Your bit at the end with J Rule's voice... i was dying! Lol I need you to make a video only about that 🤣

[@SeanKearney]

Atlas makes human annihilation seem less worth stopping 😮

[@ssmith8758]

I recently rewatched: Anaconda, The Wedding Planner and U-Turn. They all hold up. Hate her or not homegirl is a star!

[@Confucius202]

16 year old girl walking up and down the block in the Bronx... No limits, just dreams 😂 Oh yea? And I just farted, girl.

[@musestudio7075]

There's no way the movie is getting high marks. Just because people watched it doesn't mean they liked it. Viewers are mocking it mercilessly.

[@AdamDoesMovies]

It’s getting terrible reviews but as long as people watch, they will make more

[@CeepinAround]

Power of new shit on Netflix

[@vdochev]

@@AdamDoesMovies People are drawn to train wrecks. It's the "morbious" effect.

[@onlyrealtalentedartists]

Yes, sorry I saw it twice, I kind of enjoy the cringe feeling of her overacting

[@charleneavery1558]

I saw the preview, thought it looked terrible and then watched the first 20 mins to experience second hand embarrassment for Jlo. So ya, I’m part of the problem

[@memadesimple]

You forgot to say AI Terrorist as the movie calls him 🤧 And that Jenny from the block eye ball scene 🤧🤧

[@neilhannan5112]

ATLAS is a shameless ripoff of Titanfall. You can't tell me otherwise BT 7274 is more memorable than the entire movie

[@Arman-h6u4c]

Sooo Jennifer is going to be a new Legend in Apex?

[@NessA-ls6zb]

The whole hate AI thing I thought of I am legend too, but then I’m being disrespectful to that movie

[@tambor34]

I don’t know that song but that duet by yourself is damn funny.

[@admiralhowdy]

I gotta say, I always love your sound effects.

[@Alexvander10]

I watched this last night and it was perfectly serviceable, not sure why its getting so much hate, its average and entertaining. The Shang Chi getting "her eye" thing with no visible damage afterwards was puzzling to me too when i watched it and I'm glad I'm not the only one. And fyi the song you sang at the end "Jennifer Lopez - I'm Real ft. Ja Rule (2001)" was never recorded by Jlo, it was actually Ashanti singing the vocals on it, and Jenny lip syncing to it in the video, which calls into question Jlo's entire singing career.

[@Acme633]

I had the same thoughts. I never really understood why many of these films treated Earth as the center of the Universe. If Harlan escaped and raised a huge army, why not invade planets everywhere and instead want to come back to destroy Earth, and also why Jennifer and people from Earth continued to hunt him down? OMG, it is a $100 million film? I guess most of the money was for CGI since actors were unnecessary with everyone in Jennifer's team already dead by the time she landed. As for why some people want to watch Jennifer Lopez, I think she had some degree of popularity with her singing two to three decades ago.

[@Inkubaszi]

I still can’t decide, who was better robot - that robot or her acting. Danger Robinsons Danger!

[@dirkjewitt5037]

j Lo was cool until she believed the hype.

[@vialogan]

This whole thing sounds like a metaphor for her marriage. Didn't see Titanfall but if JLo's propensity for stealing music AND voices, I'm not surprised. Seems right up her narcissist, illegal alley. I fear for the unborn females whose mothers think her name is cool.

[@codybishop7526]

You are now the Jlo channel

[@pattyh2410]

How did she get cast?!?!? She can’t act.

[@adamioppolo1884]

She produced it

[@edithluis4671]

You missed making fun of her “ pain” face! 😩😖 But your Ja Rule is pretty great

[@larrychu6396]

“ Adam does Jennifer Lopez …wait” 😂

[@joshieb7446]

I started watching this movie last night and was thinking, IDK what people are talking about it's not that ...oh ok. I see now. I forced myself to watch it until 15-minutes left and turned it off. Couldn't even finish the last 15 minutes

[@jeannelederman8992]

😂😍😜🙃😁🤣

[@cindyg183]

To me it was a mesh of Alien, Avatar, Robocop, Terminator and Baymax 6...we enjoyed watching it but for the life of me!, all those crying scenes and Jlo was only able to shed a few tears once!!! 🤯😂 and I liked that she didn't filtered her face to hide/diminish her wrinkles, she sure looks great for her age.

[@Hcippie]

Don't forget about the air supply. Hers was about out, but his has been good this whole time while he was getting beat and tortured. That didn't make sense that she hasn't used it, but it's already out.

[@Adrian-sd6nl]

Honestly, Atlas is a beautiful film. Easy watch and great lead role for Jlo.

[@arianafox365]

I’m addicted to watching ppl talk about this movie. I have no idea why, I’ll never actually watch it. It’s a shame too cause I love sci fi movies

[@MrDman21]

Jenny from the block goes to outer space 🚀

[@AdamDoesMovies]

Jenny from the Rock

[@Buddy-tq4ly]

So did the Three Stooges. Oops! I’m dating myself.

[@MrDman21]

@@Buddy-tq4ly ha ha 😄

[@bellacalamidades11]

Thata areally good idea!And never come back.

[@cesarhugs]

This was so much fun to watch! I had to watch it twice! it was so good! and I'll probably watch it again. I was NOT going to watch Atlas, but after this review... I might, and then I'll come back and watch this video again and laugh some more lol

[@ejrich7016]

Hey Adam, I tried to watch this movie and I couldn't get through the first half hour. Hey, get it, Adam 'does' Jennifer Lopez. They call you 'Lolinger'

[@HotaruGackt]

During the movie I had to think about Gundam Seed the whole time 😆😆😂

[@cjoannie]

You’re so funny! I came across this video because I saw the movie and it left me with many questions. I’m glad I’m not the only one that didn’t get the point of the movie. I’m subscribing!

[@SauerBall4384]

Don’t be fooled by the rocks that she’s got, she’s definitely still Jenny from the block.

[@vialogan]

You mean Jenny with a glock, right?

[@invariant47]

going to another galaxy was bit too much

[@64kernel]

I haven't seen it yet, but I assume those numbers reflect a lot of respect for her work, either in movies as in music, specially for the whole americas. She takes quality very seriously, although may not be masterpieces (except maybe the cell) she handles her whole brand carefully. That's my perception oc. Great review as always.

[@joshuaiowa2190]

We watch to make fun of her...

[@thomasferraro479]

The Linkin Park song New Divide from Transformers got me big time lol, god I love this channel

[@AdamDoesMovies]

That song is a jam!

[@GutterGlitter83]

Jenny from the flop. I couldn’t bring myself to rent another stinker from her on Netflix. I need to actually work on my mental health instead of watch things with her in it that make me cringe. She is the queen of cringe.

[@teeraw_gaming2703]

Come for movie reviews stay for the occasional jarule and jlo cover

[@SterileNeutrino]

Is that the video "Engineering Colony VI 'Cadwell's Reach' Kepler-62F (4 Hour Ambient)" in the background? Anyway, remember that scne in "Generation Kill" when the rumor went around that JLo had died (real-time 2003)?

[@jasoncarter1869]

I like how the subscribe button lit up when you said "subscribe." That was cool.

[@QueenAusetHeru]

I enjoyed it. Her relationship with Smith was very sweet. I also liked the points the film made about society and AI. The worst part was her hair 😮

[@ashelife6777]

I just saw this yesterday your review is spot on and hilarious thanks for the laughs

[@Ben-wg8sb]

Shoutout titanfall

[@aishaalamoudi599]

How is Netflix such a profitable company with this sleuth of mediocrity.

[@securityg]

STOCKS and SHAREHOLDERS - That's THE ONLY reason that's plausible!!!! - James D. Watkins, artistic director of PHOENIX PRODUCTIONS.

[@sblagg527]

Because the world we live in now is filled with mediocre film watchers.

[@db.590]

Seems like they had more misses than hits

[@maneater3491]

Then don't watch it you fool

[@DebraR-a178]

"The logic is a bit flawed especially for a data analyst" 🤭🤣🤣

[@rmarkley79]

Adam Does Jennifer Lopez, I knew we were in for a treat! 😆

[@NessA-ls6zb]

She doesn’t like AI but she uses AI for daily things like her quad coffee 🤔

[@raidthanfl]

Your ja rule finale is what separates you from other critics.

[@GulagMoosefeller]

Harlan is diabolical, unpredictable, and always one step ahead, but you need me to defeat him. Him or it? I don't want to misgender him.

[@watts88]

Love your videos, you’re funny without trying😂😂

[@ericazielinski9303]

She's done her time!! 😂😂😂

[@Itsacamlife]

28 years later = the age of Ben Affleck when they first met back in 2003….that was said in the documentary on Amazon as well! 😂😂😂😂 so that's the answer 😂

[@bryanpitcherfilms]

Hey, I got my laundry done. ✅

[@jsEMCsquared]

You are so farking funny! Your impersonations are spot on! I would really enjoy hanging out with you if that was ever possible. I liked the movie, a ton of eye candy!

[@audreyluan5325]

The beginning scene is a CGI version of space invaders.

[@salvete7]

Couldn't finish the movie 😪

[@mrsx7944]

This movie was so horrible I cant believe it got made. I don't think she has any fans. The movie didn't do just fine. The articles saying it was popular are all spun by her PR firm.

[@Dark.RoomReviews]

Jennifer’s best role was in ‘Anaconda

[@ckyung1312]

I fell asleep after the first 10min and then when I woke up during the middle of the movie I was so annoyed with the terrible special effects I switched it off. Someone else called it “Jenny from the flop.”

[@ExploreEmbraceExpress]

Binge watching is a thing. So is what I'm calling "CRINGE WATCHING". (What I did when I watched the, This is me/Love Story... thing) But to each their own ❤️

[@llianneolivoreyesmusic]

The wedding planner. She played the role of a mexican girl who was kidnapped as well.

[@EverywhereNYC]

F-ing HILARIOUS 😂

[@sajophoe]

You mention stuff pretty accurately BUT the tortured dude didnt have his link on his ear but in his pocket. Which is still pretty convient but yeah ;p They didnt check his pockets. BTW 93% sync xD

[@MichaelMichael-us6wq]

Ironic, seeing how Jlo is breaking up with Ben affleck AGAIN!

[@marcinrzepa4945]

We all shocked

[@bellacalamidades11]

WE waiting too long for it...Thats was a long relationship for them.......

[@bitterbold]

Thanks Adam, another fun to watch Review - probably a gazillion times better than the actual movie. So, what I understand from your words is, the movie has some good moments as long as JLo is not in it. Yepp, that sounds about right and hence, I'm not gonna watch this waste of time.

[@robertmarinescu-zo6ib]

MY ENGLISH IS BAD, I KNOW THAT. THANK YOU FOR BEING CORRECT WITH YOUR REVIEW OF THIS FILM. I HAD ONLY WATCHED 1 HOUR AND 5 MIN AFTER 3 FIGHTS WITH MYSELF. BECAUSE I DID NOT WANT TO MISS THE HOCKEY MATCH BECAUSE IN ROMANIA IT WAS PLAYED AT 3 AM, FOR THE FEAR OF SLEEP I THOUGHT OF WATCHING THIS FILM TO THE END. THIS FILM ABOMINATION HELPED ME MORE THAN 10 COFFEES, EXACTLY THE DESIRE OF THE CHARACTER PLAYED J LO THROUGHOUT THE MOVIE. I WAS SO FURIOUS FOR THIS EMBARRASSING PRODUCTION. BY THE WAY, I WAS HAPPY FOR EDMONTON IN THIS GAME 6.

[@yasinradee]

That Ja-Rule impression 😂😂😂😂😂

[@gregorycollins6561]

Nice reference to "The Amazing Journey."

[@Ben-wg8sb]

Also shout out Adams SFX

[@knittingnana2939]

How and why would you kill somebody or something with a chess piece? I dont understand. Does it have magical powers? Which chess piece is it? Is it a knight, a bishop, a rook, a pawn? Whats the significance?

[@scottharris1985]

How can a data scientist become a soldier?

[@leonilamontgomery9464]

Not worth my time, but I enjoyed watching your interesting review of what's the title?

[@KelShu]

3:00 You actually described my mom, do you know her?

[@cobolsaurus]

If all plots of all movies were as over-analyzed as you do with this, no plot of any movie would make sense. As Hitchcock used to say: "IT'S JUST A MOVIE!!!"

[@critcuts]

I haven't seen the movie but I just realized, she's a chess player because when AI was originally invented, that's all it could do....lmao.... Also, the best live-action mech show is called robot jocks

[@Tourist-Q]

She's still one of the fly girls... Ok she managed to blow up towards the late 90s / early 00s due to various reasons, most notably due to Tommy Motalla and other people in the music industry helping her out. Not denying that she had star qualities back then, otherwise she wouldn't have blew up. But that she's still there in 2024 is preposterous

[@U269370]

It was awesome!!! Loved it!!❤❤❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 The fact that it’s #1 in 51 Countries must be eating you up inside? Haaaaaaaasa. Loving it!! Go Jlo mwah

[@lisamuse574]

14:17 😅

[@Efraindenver]

Just one main thing!”Ridley Scott “Blade Runner 1982😂😂..bad ,bad copy!!yeh even with Waiting for tonight’s present!

[@MISTERKIC]

This wouldve been great on SyFy when they used to make those cheesey sci-fi flicks. They were so bad I had to watch them 😂

[@chrisfigueroa7585]

This movie is garbage.

[@onewingangel1117]

So glad I was playing this video at 2x so I could hear this gem at its full potential 10:07

[@ZombicidalMadMom81]

TBH I haven't watched any of J Lo's recent weird shtuff, but that's why I watch Adam's reviews on her movies, along w/ his other reviews.