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@Jumbii3 ай бұрын
"the only line Atlas crosses, is the one between my buttcheeks.It's shit" - This man has a way with words like no other
@zachrichardson55813 ай бұрын
An absolute bar
@nanayawquarshie15083 ай бұрын
I giggled hard hearing that line. Truly a masterpiece
@leanloaf3 ай бұрын
@@nanayawquarshie1508dr giggletouched...
@maximum99773 ай бұрын
Yes, his words definitely have letters in it.
@StableColonel3 ай бұрын
Where's the t-shirt, Charles? To use emojis or not to use emojis...
@WealthycashierVR3 ай бұрын
The fact that the Amazing World of Gumball had a 15-20 minute episode that has the EXACT SAME PLOT is crazy... Imagine being nout performed by a satirical kids show a decade before you movie existed
@RobbeusesYouTube3 ай бұрын
Well, at least its still my most beloved childhood show
@coomslayer69963 ай бұрын
Amazing World of Gumball was one of the best of all time
@PingasFumberto3 ай бұрын
What episode was that?
@godly_potatoe69xd193 ай бұрын
@@PingasFumbertothe one were Rob rebels and tries to destroy society
@unlimitedin3 ай бұрын
1:32
@Mr.Pancake-70923 ай бұрын
Netflix raising their prices and STILL making shitty stuff
@eldenvedetta6353 ай бұрын
Raising their prices because all the smart people stopped giving them money, and their prices being raised likely hasn't gotten them back even close to how much they've lost from that leaving.
@zg33423 ай бұрын
The budget for atlas was $100 million. They paid 100 million dollars for this trash failure of a movie. If they keep spending so much on trash so they to pay even more to make something good soon to recover then the prices will continue to grow.
@TheMissingDislikeButton3 ай бұрын
they raise their price so they can make more shit
@paulboulanger53 ай бұрын
The worst part is that I canceled my subscription two years ago, and I still receive thirsty emails from them that read like the ramblings of an unhinged ex. The subjects of those emails are just cringe : "Come back to us", "Absence makes the heart grow fonder", "We have changed and improved ourselves". Netflix, move on and stop being so clingy.
@zg33423 ай бұрын
@@TheMissingDislikeButton partly. They pay their executives and investors more and more every year too. Which requires exponential growth. Which is impossible to keep up forever without raising prices. Since there’s always going to be finite growth from the finite group of people who will pay for their service each month that’s the only way to generate income with ads.
@randomghost62663 ай бұрын
Funny story actually: The other night, my mom and I were going through Netflix for a movie to watch and we happened to pick Atlas (This video wasn’t out yet) and we both shrugged, deciding to see if it was good. Probably only a minute in of the exposition at the start, we just looked at each other and said “nah”. Decided not to watch Netflix that night. It’s that bad.
@ransom01553 ай бұрын
Damn ruined your Movie appetite, Unfortunate.
@lakovkreativity14513 ай бұрын
Yikes, shouldn't Netflix and chill with your mom. 💀 ESPECIALLY if both your arms are broke
@kissurhearts3 ай бұрын
@@lakovkreativity1451…? freak, you clearly have never spent any time with your parents
@zanemob14293 ай бұрын
@@kissurheartsIts a joke, silly.
@donavanfrea67683 ай бұрын
Ha! Atlus Shrug
@cerealbox78723 ай бұрын
You can tell it was written by AI because it casted Jenifer Lopez as the main character.
@patrickboian85453 ай бұрын
Damn I need to see it then. 🥵
@Memememe-is1yn3 ай бұрын
THIS.
@breckoz3 ай бұрын
AI writing about itself becoming sentient and battling humans in order to entertain humans
@seba.49263 ай бұрын
@@breckozbut it doesn’t entertain humanz
@slashmonkey-dj9hx3 ай бұрын
this was a top tier reference
@zazzblammywazazz20203 ай бұрын
"Spoilers, be warned" You can't spoil spoiled milk.
@freakybry3 ай бұрын
@@FabFree What a stupid take
@NoodleGoblin3 ай бұрын
@@FabFree 🤨
@dadanny1873 ай бұрын
@@FabFree what a Stinky comment 😂
@BlizzHere3 ай бұрын
@@FabFree "UGH, always these lesser creatures on my entertainment! What can they do except cook and clean!?" freak...
@fnnbr23 ай бұрын
@@FabFree u weird af
@KaitouKiara4223 ай бұрын
1:32 Jumpscare warning ⚠️
@michaelaalseth67013 ай бұрын
Truly terrifying
@Mici13 ай бұрын
Phew you saved me
@Luizz073 ай бұрын
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@vicpariah34443 ай бұрын
this warning won't save you from the scare. i can confirm
@SouICoffin3 ай бұрын
That was too spooky.
@draegongaming31033 ай бұрын
i love how the entire beginning is almost identical to titanfall 2. people are on a spaceship, spaceship gets shot down because it was an ambush, main character has to take a previously owned mech to survive on the planet and come to trust the ai inhabiting the mech.
@felix-gj4ut3 ай бұрын
ye, i decidet i should just replay titanfall instead of watching the movie like 15 minutes in... problaly will have a beter experience anyways
@lazyatbeinglazy133 ай бұрын
The end is like titanfall too. Ship with big nono weapon, robo die, robo must proteccc partner, robo revealed to not be dead
@mishaclarke3283 ай бұрын
The director actually was using Titan fall for his inspiration. He just didn't want to do a re-telling movie on titan fall
@Chinesetakeout3823 ай бұрын
@@lazyatbeinglazy13I think the single thing atlas does differently that is okay enough conceptually is that at least the main character reacts more meaningfully to the death of the robot AI they grew to like. Now it’s not done well in the movie, but it is something this movie did that Titanfall 2 didn’t do, like it was a slight missed opportunity to not have copper ever really grieve BT.
@WardenMMO3 ай бұрын
95% of anything that comes out of netflix in 2024 = Waste of time
@Opandort3 ай бұрын
Consequences for overrated
@waffle843 ай бұрын
ninjago is a w
@Gamert803 ай бұрын
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@eljoshsfgaming63353 ай бұрын
Spaceman was awesome and their documentaries. Other than that it’s like all trash
@johndoee49643 ай бұрын
I don't think so. Netflix has a lot of different things for different people. I enjoy a lot of shows on there.
@MrHankHill3 ай бұрын
My father-in-law was watching this on full volume in the basement. All of a sudden it got quiet and we heard him yell, some minutes later he walked into the kitchen talking about him canceling “fuck-ass” Netflix.
@21stcenturyman953 ай бұрын
Fuck ass netflix 😂
@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese3 ай бұрын
lmao
@vycanismajoris68713 ай бұрын
You just won the internet with F_ck A_s Netflix. Im gonna use that when describing bad things in the future. 👍, with an older mans voice that is
@annethraxoverdose3 ай бұрын
@vycanismajoris6871 why are people saying "oh you won't the internet" still. it sounds so incredibly fucking stupid
@vycanismajoris68713 ай бұрын
@@annethraxoverdose dont mind my incredibly antic and rusty comment and instead, be a modern man and watch some mint AI movies. Have a nice day, sir.
@MrMacchiato973 ай бұрын
Hollywood is about two bad movies away from realizing how important writers actually are 😂
@eldenvedetta6353 ай бұрын
LMFAO you have no clue apparently 😂 It's the WRITERS who are the REASON we have terrible sh*t LIKE This movie, and you have no intelligence if you think AI or something else is why this movie is bad lmao. She Hulk, was written by actual people. The Marvels, written by humans. Ghostbusters 2016, humans. Are you seriously trying to cope and pretend writers aren't the PROBLEM in Hollywood?
@mind4lease5543 ай бұрын
I've been saying that for 5 years, and yet the onslaught of trash just keeps coming.
@Novastar.SaberCombat3 ай бұрын
No, never. They'll NEVER give up control and power until or unless they're utterly removed. You'd need to gut Hollywon't at its corrupt core. And that's just NOT gonna happen, suckah! 💪😎✌️ It's "Madame Webb", "Moonfall", "Willow" (reboot), "Snow White" (reboot), "Hunger Games Songbird", and "The Witcher" (S3), etc. all the way.
@maurice4823903 ай бұрын
Naw since 2014 really then these garbage remakes took over
@Kuhmodo3 ай бұрын
At some point, it just gets insulting. It's like they're making movies FOR AI lol
@taypiper45343 ай бұрын
I like to imagine Jennifer Lopez on set was saying shit like “you know.. this character Atlas I really resonate with- her struggling with her relationship with AI is like how I had to struggle with leaving the Bronx… did you know before all of this I was from the Br-“
@DiscoTimelordASD3 ай бұрын
😂
@kisaragireion3 ай бұрын
Your TV will rebel against humanity if you keep forcing it to show garbage
@SailorMoonLogic3 ай бұрын
Underrated comment! 😂
@redliondeaddeer3 ай бұрын
LMAO 💀
@D33zNutzOnyaChin3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@superethangaming.3 ай бұрын
I only feed my tv the finest of kino
@aeoligarlic40243 ай бұрын
They would've rebelled long ago during the height of jersey shore😂
@Aashka_The_Mystic3 ай бұрын
Why would he care about humanity when he can travel to any planet? 🤦♀️
@fungisrock89553 ай бұрын
Not to mention vaporizing Earth's atmosphere or whatever he wanted to do, thus turning the Earth into a place hostile to everyone including robots 😂
@pythonking16.593 ай бұрын
@@fungisrock8955his plan was to destroy most of Earth and recreate a society/biosphere under the control of AI
@davidshatyan59273 ай бұрын
cause earth is fire, name me another planet that got bbl's
@cheekyjoseph7613 ай бұрын
@@davidshatyan5927 Mars u seen Mars needs Moms Moms be kidnaped and shi Thick ass aliens
@notqua22013 ай бұрын
@@davidshatyan5927 planet blorbijsf got em
@sinjinreed20913 ай бұрын
"We have _Titanfall_ at home"
@elonleon44523 ай бұрын
ain't even at home, that's a disrespect to my home. shit's moreso the chinese Titanfall ripoff in the nearest flea market.
@paperclip63773 ай бұрын
Apex legends
@cant_cook3 ай бұрын
@@paperclip6377 🤣
@hafirenggayuda3 ай бұрын
This what makes me hate this movie(?l more than Damsel or Rebel Moon. I like Mecha/ Robot series, and Atlas makes the genre more destroyed. But yeah, at least Japanese manga/ anime still support mech series
@paperclip63773 ай бұрын
@@hafirenggayuda American movies aren't bad at mechs though. Just look at Pacific Rim (ONLY THE FIRST ONE NEVER TOUCH THE SEQUEL)
@yuzi873 ай бұрын
1. Why did Harlam make AI robots that look like humans, wear clothes and have wearable gadgets instead of built in. 2. Why would an AI robot choose a planet that is full of electrical storms... 3. How the hell did harlam build warehouses, bunkers, big buildings on the new planet? 4. Why did the black soldier get his eye drilled, scream so much and look fucked up with blood on his face, but when he drills JLO's eye she moans a little bit and looks totally fine no blood. 5. How can like 50 super smart AI equipped with sensors not see/detect a giant mech suit like 20m away. 6. Harlam says he wanted atlas to go to him and it was all part of his plan yet his soldier on earth fired a spinning disk at her head which would kill her. 7. Harlam says he loved his mom and atlas yet tried to kill atlas and killed the mum even though he had no need to at all
@Loboking20157 күн бұрын
1. Budget reasons 2. Cool scenery ig 3. The old fashioned way I suppose 4. Feminism 5. The mech was built with plot armor 6. I have no idea honestly lol 7. To hammer in the fact that we should trust AI
@KontrolStyle3 ай бұрын
Netflix hasn't been good since they started cutting friends from passwords.
@Aisinn3 ай бұрын
It’s been quite the fart before that
@eXpriest3 ай бұрын
Anybody remember that magic ninja nun show? Or has that straight up been deleted from the cultural zeitgeist.
@reefedwards6233 ай бұрын
@@eXpriestwarrior nun lmao
@Justdont6933 ай бұрын
I mean. I think since the start of streaming wars. Too much. Just too much content. Too many subscriptions. I don’t subscribe to anything anymore. KZbin free movies and Amazon free movies is fine. I’ll pay the $5 to watch a movie I really want to see
@Djuntas3 ай бұрын
can still use my brothers via browser and mobille app so no problem here
@carterbennett75283 ай бұрын
Like I heard a previous comment some time ago say, "No AI!" is going to be the brand new "Sugar Free!" or "All Natural!"
@traceable78753 ай бұрын
So it’s going to mean absolutely nothing but treated as a healthier or better version of the product regardless? I mean, AI, at least in our current system is unsustainable and sucks. But like, sugar free and all natural don’t exactly mean anything good. Because all natural doesn’t prevent the use of natural poisons and other things that still hurt you. And artificial sweeteners used in sugar free also don’t help and studies show they don’t actually tend to stop much weight loss… A better comparison might be “plastic free” provided it’s something you know you are gonna reuse.
@lasskinn4743 ай бұрын
and it's gonna have ai anyway lol if they say that. they'll use ai like techniques to fill in textures etc and just pretend it's not.
@steroids_on_steroids22083 ай бұрын
@@traceable7875 I think the comparison being drawn is more about the meaning that the labels carry, like marketers use those labels as a way of “showing off”. An “AI free” label may be used to show off in future products. I believe that was the intent behind the statement
@cpmchino3 ай бұрын
the amazing world of gumball did this in 15 mins and 100x better.
@azortex48803 ай бұрын
which episode was this again?
@mchsprod3 ай бұрын
Which episode was it, pls tell!
@StaticalSpear923 ай бұрын
I think it was “The Robot” and there is another one where Bobert has his software updated then he sees that humans are the number one threat to Earth so he makes a nuke or something
@zaab-yaoh93023 ай бұрын
Never heard of it Edit: wait is this channel just filled with kids…?
@b.amarille65023 ай бұрын
@@zaab-yaoh9302Don't go there
@magules133 ай бұрын
2001 A Space Odyssey and I, Robot already did this concept literal decades ago. Hell, Mitchells vs. The Machines did it 2 years ago.
@ettorereventon26673 ай бұрын
Also, the Mitchells actually merges a family movie with a sci fi trope and the movie is legitimately brilliant because it is so unique in concept, despite using a well established idea. Also, it’s funny as fuck and very enjoyable. It’s less of a matter of plot and more about good storytelling
@KeytarArgonian3 ай бұрын
Genuine shoutout to the book I, Robot. I read it recently and it’s honestly phenomenal, and absolutely *NOTHING* like the Will smith doodoo terminator I, Robot movie outside the names of the 2 doctors.
@philipfoster33593 ай бұрын
I bet Harland can't even draw hands
@randyross56303 ай бұрын
I bet he has Small Hands Like Trump! Ah ha ha, we are So Funny, Charlie is so Cool (More Sarcasm)
@MrDamnLag3 ай бұрын
Underrated comment.
@Bawl163 ай бұрын
this comment is awesome
@zee97093 ай бұрын
@@randyross5630 you didn't get the joke do you
@ZZMonkeysUncleZZ3 ай бұрын
@@randyross5630BIG woosh.
@KoiKat_3 ай бұрын
If what Harlan wanted to do was save Earth from humans destroying it, getting rid of the atmosphere would do the complete opposite and just kill everything. Truly the dumbest AI.
@headkicked3 ай бұрын
Kind of reminds me of how you can talk the Master in Fallout 1 into destroying itself by pointing out that its plan is heavily flawed.
@monkaWGiga3 ай бұрын
@@headkicked It's even closer to Arcanum: Of steamworks and magick obscura where the villain wants to end all life. If your Charisma is high enough you can reason with his logic and he game ends himself because he realises he's the problem.
@cyp7773 ай бұрын
The reason Netflix removed the like/dislike function is just because every movie sucks
@beeeeeeeeeeg3 ай бұрын
i still have the like/dislike function lmao?
@BURGATRON3 ай бұрын
I still have a like dislike button. Maybe you mean the comments section?
@ishitthenigiggle3 ай бұрын
@@MeIsSmogee No in America the like dislike section was removed years ago during the whole amy schumer debacle she claimed it was being abused by sexist men and thats why she flopped not at all because shes unfunny and just repeats the same stolen jokes
@garvindean64433 ай бұрын
I thought it was because of Amy Schumer
@Misty-up4jz3 ай бұрын
@@BURGATRONthey have it but before you'd get to see how many people liked it vs disliked it. Now it doesn't tell you anything so it doesn't mean anything. Netflix used to do 5 star ratings and they stopped it right when Amy Schumer did her special, it got rated so badly they removed them for the like and dislike shit a while ago.
@nickroe113 ай бұрын
AI will never be portrayed in the entertainment industry with a better story than Detroit : Become Human
@ry17743 ай бұрын
even then, DTBH has sooo many issues with its story
@EveTheRaviolo3 ай бұрын
@@ry1774 not really, people just liked to tear it apart but it had solid storytelling. It has some flaws, as every media on earth is bound to have as perfection does not exist yet. Also because they were working with a game that entailed dozens of scenarios possibilities and several endings
@alucardomalvadosyasociados53993 ай бұрын
@@EveTheRavioloTo be honest, that game is the only one that i know that it presents multiple scenarios and endings not for 1, but 3 characters with relationships that really affect the game.
@senatormollywater30313 ай бұрын
I think the deus ex series handles it very well to
@mybirdsmells3 ай бұрын
@@ry1774it did, but it’s the best attempt of AI conquering the world or something
@GPaddy3 ай бұрын
“Being excited when you step on a rusty nail barefoot”
@IAMINSIDEYOURWALLS6043 ай бұрын
You don't get excited when you step onto rusty nails?
@yBaam3 ай бұрын
@@IAMINSIDEYOURWALLS604N-no I don’t 🙁
@thelastoofer21313 ай бұрын
i get excited when im still alive after doing so
@MaTzERrati1203 ай бұрын
I-I get happy when I get tetanus from it
@emmakoch3 ай бұрын
“Fiddle-dee-dee! That will require a tetanus shot!” 🙂
@macaron31415926533 ай бұрын
Its batshit to me that Netflix would try a SECOND J-lo action movie within 2 years with the exact same results.
@cardassa3 ай бұрын
What was the first?
@RexCymru3 ай бұрын
The Botoxer
@TheQueenRulesAll3 ай бұрын
It was part of the contract. 😂
@derekgonzalez9383 ай бұрын
“Hey bro can I copy your homework” “Yea just change it up a bit”
@EddyOver90003 ай бұрын
They copied Titanfall 2 💀
@MrMattogreen253 ай бұрын
I think them pushing the message of "learning to accept AI" is a psyop tbh
@diogoduarte40973 ай бұрын
This is a bit of a sidenote, but the movie Chappie is an AI movie where the AI is not automatically evil.
@chetmanley18853 ай бұрын
Unfortunately two of the main cast members are child molesters, kind of ruins the rest of the movie.
@ysucae3 ай бұрын
chappie was soooo good idc what people say it was such a hopeful story.
@monoremu32003 ай бұрын
I. Robot was pretty cool too. I remember having goosebumps as a kid when the robot said he dreamed 😂
@taphy48733 ай бұрын
Chappie was so good, kinda wished it got a sequel
@MemeReviewer3 ай бұрын
@@taphy4873sameee, its criminally underrated
@Zxnightmare8983 ай бұрын
This is basically a Titanfall movie but Netflix made the story sound so bad and ridiculous.
@stoopidbunnybo1853 ай бұрын
I feel like a Titanfall movie would be amazing
@eldenvedetta6353 ай бұрын
@@stoopidbunnybo185 Unless you let Netflix or Disney make it, then it'll be about a black lesbian woman who is discriminated against and is able to take down Titans and Pilots with her bare hands because WaMyN pOwEr !
@shaenoyt3 ай бұрын
Fr @@stoopidbunnybo185
@qhu38783 ай бұрын
@@stoopidbunnybo185 anything titanfall that isnt Apex sounds amazing we're so fuckin desperate man
@eldenvedetta6353 ай бұрын
Unless made by netflix or disney, then it would be about an angry lesbiann blaack lady who can beat titans with her bare hands cause wAmYn PoWeR
@SaturnGrl3 ай бұрын
Basically, "I, Robot" had a baby with "Terminator".
@charlespanache70473 ай бұрын
Not to defend the film, and nothing against you. But I challenge you to come up with an original movie idea. Again NOT defending this film, but i've said this for over a decade. Movies are going to suck because EVERY SINGLE decent idea was already made in to a play/film decades ago. I'm not going to discuss the impacts of the writers strike bc it's in full display when I turn on any streaming service or cable tv.
@ZachSawyer20773 ай бұрын
They could try, for example, just once, to write an AI that is actually "Intelligent", not coming up with these stupid reasons to destroy humanity. Maybe make something like "Detroit: Become Human" where a AI tries to find a way to be recognized by humans as an actual intelligent and alive being. Maybe make something where the AI is the good guy trying to help humanity survive some apocaliptic scenario.
@utrak3 ай бұрын
@@charlespanache7047 you don't need original stories. Just good stories.
@uhmmmFU3 ай бұрын
@@charlespanache7047 100iq take. People are just creatively bankrupt. Before you say anything, yes I am working on an original scifi project that hasn't been made before that I hope will be good. It just takes coming up with one or two cool novel concepts and you can start building something pretty easily from there. The first steps are always the hardest.
@sheebuhenu40743 ай бұрын
@charlespanache7047 there should be a movie which tells the story of an all powerful AI, powerful enough to end the world. But the AI isn't the problem, the people are. Utilizing the AI for evil rather than good, which could easily be done. Could be the movie that's like " this is what could be the next couple years" maybe.
@jacksoncabrera72363 ай бұрын
This isn't an era of bad movies. This is an era of screen writers that were never met to be screen writers in the first place.
@margarethmichelina51463 ай бұрын
When I saw Jlo's face on the poster, my first thought was "Is that her hair that she used to have in a Bronx?"
@jessicadavis39893 ай бұрын
Me too 😂
@vvreno3 ай бұрын
Crazy lil’ girl
@enishiyukishiro67513 ай бұрын
lol I was like wtf is with her hair lmao
@dajaaay3 ай бұрын
running up and down the block ..
@rigormortiz53573 ай бұрын
@@Bfkcjscbsnjcdid you know that sticking labels at people you disagree with makes you no better than an angry toddler?
@Bregzter3 ай бұрын
The scene where they took a squad of "elite" gundam pilots to an unknown planet where the AI terrorist lived for 28 years and them assuming that the AI won't detect them because of the planets atmosphere is just stupid...
@charlespanache70473 ай бұрын
I can't get over the final fight. "Scan his attack patterns" .... Feels like the producers thought they could cash-in on a video game version after the amount of success/hype this movie brought.
@overtoke3 ай бұрын
*in the andromeda galaxy
@lemao22223 ай бұрын
More stupid than their spacecraft literally getting blindsided by the planet’s artillery? Does that ship capable of FTL travel not come with some damn sensors or something?
@foregroundeclipse87253 ай бұрын
@Bregzter What Gundam series is that? Last time I checked their wasn't AI in Gundam. Even in the original Gundam series from 1979. I've even watched Gundam Unicorn, Gundam 00, Gundam Wing, Gundam Hathaway, Zeta Gundam, Gundam Blooded Orphans, the trilogy films for the original Gundam Anime from 1979, Gundam Witch From Mercury and Gundam from 1979 so far, and none of it had AI from what I rememberd. I'm genuinely confused .
@foregroundeclipse87253 ай бұрын
@Bregzter Granted I still need to watch the other Gundam Anime like Turn A Gundam, Gundam Seed, Gundam 0080 war in the pocket (etc). I need to finish Gundam Thunderbolt too. So mabye I did miss something? Any Moblie Suit Gundam fans here?
@glazednephrite3 ай бұрын
0:26 as a fear and hunger player, this statement from charles scared me more than the jumpscare
@kyuwve3 ай бұрын
i love you
@ethanr34803 ай бұрын
Biggest crime is that the AI is named after Harlan Ellison, the guy who wrote I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream
@elonleon44523 ай бұрын
Really? Guess that just made AM even more pissed at humanity then. would be funny is Harlan re-wrote that story just to intentionally insert Atlas in it, out of sheer spite for the movie.
@hellotide5233 ай бұрын
No fucking way that they did that on purpose. Fuck
@MrConredsX3 ай бұрын
@@elonleon4452 Harlan died like few years ago
@margarethmichelina51463 ай бұрын
Even The Amazing Digital Circus series took the inspiration from I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream
@tangentartists68763 ай бұрын
Harlan would have appreciated Charlie roasting the hell out of Atlas.
@abigdill36043 ай бұрын
My parents put Atlas on and gave up 20 minutes in, they just started cooking dinner instead of watching it.
@eldritchbidoof3 ай бұрын
dude I'd start reading a gradschool-level math textbook after 20min of sitting through this movie
@Spectrolm603 ай бұрын
When doing chores seems more attractive than watching a show
@alexiz00133 ай бұрын
@@Spectrolm60 Lol Indeed 😅
@badlaamaurukehu3 ай бұрын
Wait a minute... Where are all the fart bots?
@rigormortiz53573 ай бұрын
@@Bfkcjscbsnjcdamn netflix now hiring children lol
@SC-ni9nr3 ай бұрын
Everyone with half a brain cell knew that this movie was going to fail when we saw that some genius exec at Netflix decided that Jennifer Lopez was the right person to cast as the lead of an action/adventure sci-fi movie.
@lobodesade67803 ай бұрын
She was good in one scifi movie, the Cell, came out in 98, its actually decent.
@JeffreyThrash3 ай бұрын
I still remember J Lo being absolutely awful in like the 4th Ice Age movie. Maybe singer-celebrities should just stay in their lane and make popular music, instead of trying too hard to be actors, too (or directors in Sia’s case)? Taylor Swift was also pretty flat in Illumination’s The Lorax, Rihanna was incomprehensible in Battleship and I think Valerian…
@martinlopez28163 ай бұрын
It would've done and been better if it had Will Smith in the lead or Chris Pratt or maybe even Sandra Bullock too if they wanted a great female lead. J-Lo is an awful and unbearable actress and should stick to music 🤭
@Geebees933 ай бұрын
"The only line Atlas crosses is the one between my butt cheeks. Its shit." - Charles White Jr., 27MAY2024
@joelegendar67953 ай бұрын
The only thing I found interesting is that when atlas is choosing the language of the robot, there was a Catalan option with an independence flag as an icon, which is quite a controversial thing to put in a mindless movie, after that I fell asleep.
@cattysplat3 ай бұрын
Free controversy = free marketing.
@db50943 ай бұрын
wait why is that controversial? Are catalan states in spain trying to be independent or what?
@farhanatashiga37213 ай бұрын
@@db5094have you been under a rock in the past 10 years? It was literally all over the news headlines from 2016-2018
@taphy48733 ай бұрын
@@farhanatashiga3721sorry bro but Americans mostly have no idea what’s going within the outside world unless we specifically search “world news” or a big tragedy happens
@michelarsenault40883 ай бұрын
@@db5094 Long story short, They are the Quebec of Spain but nmore violent and much more willing to be their own country, something like that
@coolnut993 ай бұрын
"Atlas?" I shrugged.
@cosmosrunner24683 ай бұрын
Underrated comment
@TheOther-Dude3 ай бұрын
I'm upset that I didn't think of this
@goldgamer67963 ай бұрын
Wasn't expecting a bioshock reference
@TehAnimationSparxx3 ай бұрын
@@goldgamer6796 Bioshock? Isn't it a shitty novel written by Ayn rand
@nazarenomilohanich48833 ай бұрын
@@TehAnimationSparxx Wich Bioshock satirizes
@Waggabagaboo3 ай бұрын
“Climate change bad” is just tiring. There’s so many ways to take on this plot without Thanos-ing Earth.
@RobbeusesYouTubeАй бұрын
@@Waggabagaboo Thats what i thought about it when he said:"does it sound familiar?" , and to my head i thought:"WAS THAT FROM AVENGERS:INFINITY WAR?!"
@Arejen033 ай бұрын
That's why pirating is justified, even watching this garbage for free feels like a robbery
@Clutch4IceCream3 ай бұрын
Dude, theft is NEVER justified. Grow up.
@superethangaming.3 ай бұрын
@@Clutch4IceCreamif buying isn’t owning than piracy isn’t stealing
@d-beyond37093 ай бұрын
@@Clutch4IceCream well all the streaming-services should stop stealing people's money and time then. and don't come onto me with "it's not stealing- you pay for a service." no. if I give someone money and they hand me trash, I just got robbed. thank you.
@blackjackjester3 ай бұрын
This is almost worth issuing a chargeback on the Netflix subscription.
@IAmTheEagleHTM3 ай бұрын
@@Clutch4IceCreamexcept piracy isn't theft
@Zeppelin91133 ай бұрын
Jlo- "ben, did you see my new movie?" Ben-" my lawyer will be contacting you soon" slams door.
@JamilaJibril-e8h3 ай бұрын
Ugh 😩😫 .....
@princesssmileyface913 ай бұрын
I read that in Ben’s voice 💀
@STOPPEDINCOLORADO3 ай бұрын
_depressed batman ben face_
@MrButchersTube3 ай бұрын
When the bad guy wanted to save humanity by killing it. That made sense
@Flatgod3 ай бұрын
Yeah, no one else seems to be bringing this up when it's actually the most egregious plot point of the entire movie.
@jaminovaa3 ай бұрын
i do get it though. he saw that humans were running the planet to extinction and analyzed how little time they had left. as per his programming, he wanted to "save humanity" from themselves.
@aeoligarlic40243 ай бұрын
Something about a certain mediocre austrian painter
@Jonathanizer3 ай бұрын
killing half of humanity to save the other half. Not saying it's smart or unique (Thanos vibes), but it's not in itself contradictory.
@Warlord_Megatron3 ай бұрын
They need to make a movie about a guy who just wants to annihilate everything and no one can stop him
@nicoleparker43173 ай бұрын
“I feel my tv was weeping just having to show me this movie” is such a hard diss 💀
@maninanikittycat42383 ай бұрын
I swear Netflix be throwing stuff at the wall and trying to see what sticks
@googleifyouseekayu3 ай бұрын
😂 watch simulant. im pretty sure they jus made a sequel/prequel or multiverse lol. Simu plays the same role, but he is an AI engineer
@scottsnyder22393 ай бұрын
"Ohh look, she's crying again"
@BornSupreme283 ай бұрын
Right. She cried half her lines. Horrible 😅
@charlespanache70473 ай бұрын
How else can we show emotion to our audience? That writers strike has hit harder than i ever thought it would. The amount of complete dogsh that makes it out of the studios is honestly embarrassing.
@BornSupreme283 ай бұрын
@@charlespanache7047 I had zero emotion invested. Her role was one dimensional. Either she’s angry or sad. The problem was, SHE was the only one who knew the truth. So her performance seemed overdone without us having content t as to WHY she felt that way. She did what she could with what she gad
@theKGB10003 ай бұрын
Joke's on you; I have no mom.
@theonetruemorty40783 ай бұрын
Predicting what AI will blossom into is like people predicting the 21st century in 1950.
@idabwell3 ай бұрын
Netflix cancels some of the best shows after one season!! Archive 81 cancelled after one season!! Mindhunter cancelled after two seasons!! Horrible decisions!!
@KeytarArgonian3 ай бұрын
We started at Altered Carbon now we here.
@SneakySnorunt3 ай бұрын
Got baited with Inside Job season 2...
@martinlopez28163 ай бұрын
Same with ASS-mazon. They got rid of The Peripheral, which was a very decent show, compared to that pos Fallout live action adaptation
@harleyspeedthrust40133 ай бұрын
they cancelled space force, which was a goofy ahh show in its own right (but it was funny). they would rather pump out more seasons of black mirror which is perhaps one of the worst shows i have ever seen.
@ChrisCarty973 ай бұрын
Netflix is the most expensive streaming service and has some of the worst shit
@ShinobiDrip9993 ай бұрын
"Futuuurrreee"🤖 killed me bro😂😂😂
@cha0sly3 ай бұрын
literally how i described the movie to someone today "i felt like i've seen this exact story played before numerous times"
@googleifyouseekayu3 ай бұрын
well simu literally played this role in simulant basically
@Ac3_Silvers3 ай бұрын
I have a theory that rotten tomatoes might be able to be bought out for a “your score can’t go below this point” thing cuz… the amount of utter garbage with weirdly high scores is insane
@taags3 ай бұрын
Of course it is. RTs scores are rigged big time.
@vicariouslygenuine3 ай бұрын
What got me is, this AI genius that went into hiding spent 28 years on this planet, and the skies are covered with drones and attack machines, but on the ground he has about 30 soldiers.... Lol she walks right up to his base!
@charlespanache70473 ай бұрын
Because they were SOOOO smart and scanned for tunnels. Something the Ai never thought to do, scan the planet. WTF ???
@vicariouslygenuine3 ай бұрын
@@charlespanache7047 exactly lol, and this AI genius has spent 28 years on this planet, that is obviously okay to live at. So why go back at all, start your own civilization and leave earth behind! No need to destroy a planet that you left A quarter century ago!
@vicariouslygenuine3 ай бұрын
But by far, the worst plot mistake is acting like jlo is still in her 30s...lol yeah right. The whole time in Smith it was like explaining AI to my mom... I don't trust it, it's demonic, it's peoples brains connected and it's real people's souls...
@charlespanache70473 ай бұрын
@@vicariouslygenuine but but but you have to FEEL her struggles with Ai because of how it treated her.
@amygrimes64383 ай бұрын
Am I the only one who jumped when he said "it's all about the nightmare....OF AI!"? 😂
@headkicked3 ай бұрын
I clutched my pearls.
@hahahey3 ай бұрын
I shart myslef
@theKGB10003 ай бұрын
My jimmies were rustled.
@DemarcusQ3 ай бұрын
What most movie producers are missing is the love they put into their first few movies when they were actually in need of money so it translated into more effort in the movie.
@ctshaffer19993 ай бұрын
Boomers will watch a movie consisting entirely of a close up of a guy shitting in a toilet and say “I thought it was pretty good”
@JeffreyThrash3 ай бұрын
Thankfully that is incorrect in my case, my mother caught a whiff of this stink about 15 minutes into the movie. I realized it was going to waste our time the moment it started, but you get the idea.
@visidenvisidane11553 ай бұрын
Dude, it's starring JLo, what movie has she starred that wasn't crap? Her best one was Anaconda and the snake did all the heavy lifting in that movie.
@kelthekonqrr3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Suarez053 ай бұрын
TBF, Some of her Work is Decent but now that She's been EXPOSED, I Think what Netflix did is Incredibly DUMB, Why would they even Think about releasing this since It's Firstly Bad and It stars A Woman who Everyone HATES.
@necrobabe61903 ай бұрын
Selena
@TheNeilBreen3 ай бұрын
@@Suarez05 what did she do?
@noone81303 ай бұрын
She actually did one movie in 2000 called the cell a sci fi thriller which had a really cool concept but she simply cant act
@xJewjitsu24x3 ай бұрын
My conspiracy theory is that movies like this and other stinkers are already being written by AI, and they’re waiting for one to actually be good before going “ah ha! This is the first movie written by AI and look how good it turned out!”
@fishmonger64423 ай бұрын
Further evidence that this movie may have been written by AI: why the hell does the robot have a normal-sounding human name, but the human has a name that sounds like a robot? Seems like a mistake AI would make cause it doesn’t understand the impressions given by something as simple as names.
@BookedNotes3 ай бұрын
I laughed when the AI showed in bolded font "SMITH", like what a generic name did they run out of names back in HQ.
@acojo82053 ай бұрын
The robot’s named after a sci-fi author that wrote about AI
@Laeshen3 ай бұрын
it's named after the author of "I have no mouth and must scream" a sci-fi story about a supercomputer learning to hate humanity, murdering all of them except 5(?) people and torturing them in creative ways for thousands of years
@BalthazarBullmann3 ай бұрын
@@LaeshenIt was 109 years.
@dddedddd3 ай бұрын
The movie is 80% about Jlo screaming, shouting, and whinning.
@DiscoTimelordASD3 ай бұрын
She can WHINE?! I never knew she had such talent!
@AzA6093 ай бұрын
Instead of this cliche trash, watch "Pluto", which is a dark reimagining of Astro Boy by the legendary Naoki Urasawa. It is a story about rouge AI except it is done so well and with so much depth.
@EveTheRaviolo3 ай бұрын
I plan to watch it since Netflix kept recommending me, and when I was 8 I saw a cool Astroboy movie that I really liked so when I saw the similairty with astro boy it immediately piqued my interest
@christhechocchip3 ай бұрын
1:31 New charlie jumpscare just dropped
@unlimitedin3 ай бұрын
1:32
@davidm56463 ай бұрын
They forgot what the I in AI stands for. Wile E. Coyote could plan better than that.
@josephreynolds24013 ай бұрын
Mom: We have Age of Ultron at home The Age of Ultron at home:
@Schoolboyfrm5th3 ай бұрын
That’s what I thought 😂😂😂😂
@josephreynolds24013 ай бұрын
@@Schoolboyfrm5th I haven't checked to see if someone made a joke or comment in the same vein. Low hanging fruit though 😂😆
@optimascrime52353 ай бұрын
Charlie could have just not wached it and said it was bad and gave a generic run down and I would have believed it,because Netflix has the most safe yet idiotic formula of making cheap trash after cheap trash at least in term's of their movie's(besides one or two)....But from the look in Charlie's eyes he wached the movie so we don't have to
@YAHUAH_SAVES_7133 ай бұрын
1:33 be careful I almost pissed myself
@BrendanRader-n4p3 ай бұрын
I *did* piss myself
@tayskrilla3 ай бұрын
I also shit myself sheesh
@adamrobinson49823 ай бұрын
Headphone user warning ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️
@theantitroll3 ай бұрын
Hasn’t it been proven that movie studios and streaming companies pay review websites to fake reviews?
@GreenMaskJohn3 ай бұрын
Who would pay to have it be at a 54 tho
@theantitroll3 ай бұрын
@@GreenMaskJohnYou gotta make it at least a little realistic
@vegard1153 ай бұрын
rotten tomatos has never been reliable
@bumibomber3 ай бұрын
@@GreenMaskJohnRT is percentage based based on amount of positive and negative review on different sites so some of them couldnt be bought out
@justinlast2lastharder7493 ай бұрын
@@GreenMaskJohn because they don't buy some outlets. They buy the bigger ones. For products they really care about, they buy more. For those they don't they buy the majors and enough to ensure it isn't a bomb. It's the Music Industry model
@variaxi9352 ай бұрын
Harland took a look at Ultron and Thanos and said "I'll try one of each"
@tadeob_2 ай бұрын
😂😂
@Jimbo676-dc4fq3 ай бұрын
I’ve heard someone say this before, but straight to streaming films have become the equivalent to old straight to dvd films in terms of quality.
@freddiemossberg72043 ай бұрын
I like the scene where Atlas looks like she’s about to cry as a response to literally anything. Which is just about every scene in the movie.
@TheTrollTrollyYeti3 ай бұрын
I watched the trailer and couldn't figure out what it was really about. I think my son said it best, "Its J-Lo playing a real life Titan fall, but without all the cool stuff." He didnt watch it but the from the trailer that's what he got. Nope, not watching.
@cryptomancer29273 ай бұрын
I seriously think most of these script writers and directors have massive egos. They fumble things so hard. They don't build upon the past but either steal from it or shit on it.
@babutler16073 ай бұрын
Wish Harlan Ellison was still alive to sue them for stealing his idea 😂
@MiniT20253 ай бұрын
I'm so sorry for your loss of time Charles, your sacrifice was not in vain
@eldenvedetta6353 ай бұрын
No, it was definitely in vain. The majority of intelligent people would not have gone to see this regardless, this isn't like The Marvels where some actually might go to see it for the brand name but maybe check a review or two first. This is a movie literally no one cares about and no one would've seen and no one still would see even if Charlie liked it. His time was definitely wasted in vain, but at least he gets the money from this video, not that he needs it.
@LuisSierra423 ай бұрын
@@eldenvedetta635 He'll make money from this video
@OrionDawn153 ай бұрын
@@eldenvedetta635 Kay, go off I guess lil bro.
@eldenvedetta6353 ай бұрын
@@OrionDawn15 K
@unlimitedin3 ай бұрын
1:32
@DawnOfTheOzz3 ай бұрын
What's that? A Netflix movie is a huge waste of time? What a surprise.
@ExtraCelest1al3 ай бұрын
I stepped on a rusty nail when I was 10 with a bare foot & I COMPLETELY forgot about it for the last 16 years until JUST NOW WHEN CHARLIE VIVIDLY REMINDED ME
@meatloverspizza233 ай бұрын
When is Hollywood gonna realize that the future is just gonna be ads stuffed into every goddamn thing we interact with, not dildo skyscrapers and flying cars?
@baronvonjo19293 ай бұрын
I read a book where the world basically ends due to everyone being stuck in Virtual Reality. They quit their jobs. The econmy slows down. Infrastructure failures. The Government's tried to ban the tech but the riots were so bad they turned it back on. A pandemic also happen to reinforce staying at home. You can do all kinds of stuff I think.
@scottneil11873 ай бұрын
The remake of Total Recall showed this. Shame the film was bad.
@dagfinissocool3 ай бұрын
We're getting constant split screens during actual programming to promote MAX like that's only going to keep me away dumb f*cks..
@yelhsasokolova85613 ай бұрын
@@baronvonjo1929book title and author pls
@Alicious_Al3 ай бұрын
Who still watches Jennifer Lopez in 2024 nowadays?
@angelserrano83863 ай бұрын
Shes a B no one likes her anymore
@tmillz1203 ай бұрын
Charlie jump scares are starting to be just what I needed
@Riversdoc11deff3 ай бұрын
“Futureeeeee” 🤖 omg this was hilarious to watch . Thank you for this ! Won’t see that crap anytime soon .
@Him1023 ай бұрын
Make good Netflix original? ❌ Make a horrible Netflix original? ✅
@Kuhmodo3 ай бұрын
Let's just be honest. JLO had 2 good movies.... Selena and Anaconda (some will find that debatable and I understand.) Only reason people even saw Gigli was for her ass. Everyone else forgot, but not me!!
@sublis9393 ай бұрын
Netflix does make good content but they usually cancel the second season or movie for another season of Big mouth or this current mess of a movie Atlas.
@rayyandzy3 ай бұрын
1:32 now lets wait 5 months and make charlie rewatch this so he gets jumpscared again
@spaz4683 ай бұрын
1:32 Glad I was on the toilet, what the hell man why’d you do that 😡
@mahfoudseraf59953 ай бұрын
Aww Did he scawwy you?
@cardassa3 ай бұрын
Yeah, i had to quit netflix. Almost every interesting premise ends up being disappointing in some way.
@1Peasant3 ай бұрын
I hate when Charlie thinks he can just say "Waifu Shaker Cup" and get away with it
@Misty-up4jz3 ай бұрын
Ngl I cringed when I first saw the cup, who needs to look at anime tits while drinking water?
@cactusjones9023 ай бұрын
He can get away with it tho. What're we going about💀💀💀
@berliozi3 ай бұрын
J-Lo's Agent: Hey Jay, how's retirement? J-Lo: Where's my sci-fi hot property?!? All the cool girls got one, where's mine? J-Lo's Agent: I got a reader-buddy who can check the slush pile outside his office and find something no one liked and get Chat-GPT v. 2.1 to punch it up some. J-Lo: Whatever, just get it done. J-Lo's Agent: Okay, whatever. J-Lo: Whatever. J-Lo's Agent: Back at y... [click]
@DiluteOrb3 ай бұрын
I enjoyed this script more than Atlas
@PWizz913 ай бұрын
You one of the writers?
@user-yg8jf1zk9e3 ай бұрын
I watched a video yesterday that explained how Google AI was telling some to put Elmer's glue on pizza and others to eat rocks. Hmmm...
@happymaskedguy19433 ай бұрын
Stir fried pebbles is an actual thing in China. They literally had no food, so would suck pebbles cooked with chillies and other spices as a meal.
@8Verticies3 ай бұрын
The %53 that enjoyed it were probably high on some really good pot
@Adubz373 ай бұрын
No I think rotten tomatoes has done something where scores aren’t genuine. I only use metacritic now to see what the audience really thinks about a movie
@YourFriendlyPlug3 ай бұрын
Nahhh, I was high off my ass and it was horrid
@monsoonshitpostersiniciati74493 ай бұрын
I really got a jumpscare on 1:33 not even joking. Charlie u sick bastard
@christianr55013 ай бұрын
I was laughing my ass off everytime someone misterious was gonna appear and then it was the casca guy again everytime lmao
@erodoujinshilover28113 ай бұрын
I am honestly disappointed because my parents were telling me today about how they were watching this movie and said they liked the first half and then my parents have the audacity to give me recommendations like brother what
@antoh82473 ай бұрын
Same but, my dad reccommended 'Rebel Moon' both parts.
@vyrox711053 ай бұрын
General synopsis of this film: Girl who hates AI must use AI to fight an AI in order to save the Earth.
@chainsawlizard95283 ай бұрын
keep in mind that a 50% is HORRIBLE for a percentage. A passable, profitable movie tends to be around 75-80%, unless you're Illumination and can mass produce slop at a bargain-bin price. A 50% is a failing grade, and unless sequels are already planned (like Velma 2023) or the director/producer has a significant amount of clout (like Zach Snyder and Redfall) that movie is unlikely to have a sequel. Also, I'm almost certain that Netflix is buying out positive reviews to try and balance out the bad reviews, so that might also have some effect. Multi-billion dollar corporations like Netflix have the money to throw around to improve their brownie points with RT and other review sites.
@nickrodriguez63303 ай бұрын
If you know the lore you know that Harland leaves and colonizes an AI planet
@Levi-AoT3 ай бұрын
There is no lore with this trash ass shit
@sirdurtle95193 ай бұрын
I was a little bit baffled with how similar the plot of this movie was to the plot of the Titanfall 2 campaign
@christopheredelweiss77243 ай бұрын
Only Hollywood movies worth watching... - John Wick franchise - The Lord of the Rings franchise - Christian Bale Batman - Robinhood: Men in Tights - Top Secret - Monty Python: The Quest for the Holy Grail - Naked Gun Franchise I'm forgetting more older movies but you get it
@lthez3 ай бұрын
Not that my mom has submitted her opinion to rotten tomatoes to contribute to the 50%+ rotten tomatoes viewer score. But she did enjoy the movie, she never told me why. She just really loves bad movies
@Flint-Dibble-the-Don3 ай бұрын
God bless your simple mother.
@allinefeyn92243 ай бұрын
As far as Netflix original movies go this one was actually pretty decent. Yes it was generic and doing the same thing for the millionth time but i don't know what people were expecting from it. I didn't think it was gonna be good from the get go and pretty much got what i expected. A lot of the complaints Charlie seems to have were explained in the movie at some point so i guess he wasn't really paying attention. Also Harlan doesn't just plan to wipe out humanity and be done but rebuild the world under the guidance of AI to curb humanity's self destructive tendencies. The biggest thing i got from it is that Ai is only gonna become dangerous if some human fucks up and gives it access to what it shouldn't have. It also has that old school buddy cop vibes just between human and AI. Or fuck maybe im just old lol Either way i've seen way worse movies than this one. Like Jiu Jitsu with Nic Cage.
@TYLOTYLOTYLO3 ай бұрын
Netflix watched Irobot and was like OMG! We can make Will Smith a woman!