This Trash is A Waste of Time

[@Jumbii]

"the only line Atlas crosses, is the one between my buttcheeks.It's shit" - This man has a way with words like no other

[@zachrichardson5581]

An absolute bar

[@nanayawquarshie1508]

I giggled hard hearing that line. Truly a masterpiece

[@leanloaf]

​@@nanayawquarshie1508dr giggletouched...

[@maximum9977]

Yes, his words definitely have letters in it.

[@StableColonel]

Where's the t-shirt, Charles? To use emojis or not to use emojis...

[@Withrix]

Netflix raising their prices and STILL making shitty stuff

[@eldenvedetta635]

Raising their prices because all the smart people stopped giving them money, and their prices being raised likely hasn't gotten them back even close to how much they've lost from that leaving.

[@zg3342]

The budget for atlas was $100 million. They paid 100 million dollars for this trash failure of a movie. If they keep spending so much on trash so they to pay even more to make something good soon to recover then the prices will continue to grow.

[@TheMissingDislikeButton]

they raise their price so they can make more shit

[@paulboulanger5]

The worst part is that I canceled my subscription two years ago, and I still receive thirsty emails from them that read like the ramblings of an unhinged ex. The subjects of those emails are just cringe : "Come back to us", "Absence makes the heart grow fonder", "We have changed and improved ourselves". Netflix, move on and stop being so clingy.

[@zg3342]

@@TheMissingDislikeButton partly. They pay their executives and investors more and more every year too. Which requires exponential growth. Which is impossible to keep up forever without raising prices. Since there’s always going to be finite growth from the finite group of people who will pay for their service each month that’s the only way to generate income with ads.

[@KaitouKiara422]

1:32 Jumpscare warning ⚠️

[@michaelaalseth6701]

Truly terrifying

[@Mici1]

Phew you saved me

[@Luizz07]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@vicpariah3444]

this warning won't save you from the scare. i can confirm

[@SouICoffin]

That was too spooky.

[@randomghost6266]

Funny story actually: The other night, my mom and I were going through Netflix for a movie to watch and we happened to pick Atlas (This video wasn’t out yet) and we both shrugged, deciding to see if it was good. Probably only a minute in of the exposition at the start, we just looked at each other and said “nah”. Decided not to watch Netflix that night. It’s that bad.

[@ransom0155]

Damn ruined your Movie appetite, Unfortunate.

[@lakovkreativity]

Yikes, shouldn't Netflix and chill with your mom. 💀 ESPECIALLY if both your arms are broke

[@kissurhearts]

@@lakovkreativity…? freak, you clearly have never spent any time with your parents

[@Zanemob]

@@kissurheartsIts a joke, silly.

[@donavanfrea6768]

Ha! Atlus Shrug

[@WealthycashierVR]

The fact that the Amazing World of Gumball had a 15-20 minute episode that has the EXACT SAME PLOT is crazy... Imagine being nout performed by a satirical kids show a decade before you movie existed

[@RobbeusesYouTube]

Well, at least its still my most beloved childhood show

[@coomslayer6996]

Amazing World of Gumball was one of the best of all time

[@PingasFumberto]

What episode was that?

[@godly_potatoe69xd19]

@@PingasFumbertothe one were Rob rebels and tries to destroy society

[@unlimitedin]

1:32

[@cerealbox7872]

You can tell it was written by AI because it casted Jenifer Lopez as the main character.

[@patrickboian8545]

Damn I need to see it then. 🥵

[@Memememe-is1yn]

THIS.

[@breckoz]

AI writing about itself becoming sentient and battling humans in order to entertain humans

[@seba.4926]

@@breckozbut it doesn’t entertain humanz

[@slashmonkey-dj9hx]

this was a top tier reference

[@zazzblammywazazz2020]

"Spoilers, be warned" You can't spoil spoiled milk.

[@freakybry]

@@FabFree What a stupid take

[@NoodleGoblin]

@@FabFree 🤨

[@dadanny187]

​@@FabFree what a Stinky comment 😂

[@BlizzHere]

@@FabFree "UGH, always these lesser creatures on my entertainment! What can they do except cook and clean!?" freak...

[@fnnbr2]

@@FabFree u weird af

[@draegongaming3103]

i love how the entire beginning is almost identical to titanfall 2. people are on a spaceship, spaceship gets shot down because it was an ambush, main character has to take a previously owned mech to survive on the planet and come to trust the ai inhabiting the mech.

[@felix-gj4ut]

ye, i decidet i should just replay titanfall instead of watching the movie like 15 minutes in... problaly will have a beter experience anyways

[@lazyatbeinglazy13]

The end is like titanfall too. Ship with big nono weapon, robo die, robo must proteccc partner, robo revealed to not be dead

[@mishaclarke328]

The director actually was using Titan fall for his inspiration. He just didn't want to do a re-telling movie on titan fall

[@Chinesetakeout382]

@@lazyatbeinglazy13I think the single thing atlas does differently that is okay enough conceptually is that at least the main character reacts more meaningfully to the death of the robot AI they grew to like. Now it’s not done well in the movie, but it is something this movie did that Titanfall 2 didn’t do, like it was a slight missed opportunity to not have copper ever really grieve BT.

[@BigPat6521]

This is also like irobot with many of the same aspects. I was already over this movie with the cringy over done character that is jaded and won't trust technology.

[@WardenMMO]

95% of anything that comes out of netflix in 2024 = Waste of time

[@Opandort]

Consequences for overrated

[@waffle84]

ninjago is a w

[@Gamert80]

.

[@eljoshsfgaming6335]

Spaceman was awesome and their documentaries. Other than that it’s like all trash

[@johndoee4964]

I don't think so. Netflix has a lot of different things for different people. I enjoy a lot of shows on there.

[@MrHankHill]

My father-in-law was watching this on full volume in the basement. All of a sudden it got quiet and we heard him yell, some minutes later he walked into the kitchen talking about him canceling “fuck-ass” Netflix.

[@21stcenturyman95]

Fuck ass netflix 😂

[@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese]

lmao

[@vycanismajoris6871]

You just won the internet with F_ck A_s Netflix. Im gonna use that when describing bad things in the future. 👍, with an older mans voice that is

[@annethraxoverdose]

​@vycanismajoris6871 why are people saying "oh you won't the internet" still. it sounds so incredibly fucking stupid

[@vycanismajoris6871]

@@annethraxoverdose dont mind my incredibly antic and rusty comment and instead, be a modern man and watch some mint AI movies. Have a nice day, sir.

[@MrMacchiato97]

Hollywood is about two bad movies away from realizing how important writers actually are 😂

[@eldenvedetta635]

LMFAO you have no clue apparently 😂 It's the WRITERS who are the REASON we have terrible sh*t LIKE This movie, and you have no intelligence if you think AI or something else is why this movie is bad lmao. She Hulk, was written by actual people. The Marvels, written by humans. Ghostbusters 2016, humans. Are you seriously trying to cope and pretend writers aren't the PROBLEM in Hollywood?

[@mind4lease554]

I've been saying that for 5 years, and yet the onslaught of trash just keeps coming.

[@Novastar.SaberCombat]

No, never. They'll NEVER give up control and power until or unless they're utterly removed. You'd need to gut Hollywon't at its corrupt core. And that's just NOT gonna happen, suckah! 💪😎✌️ It's "Madame Webb", "Moonfall", "Willow" (reboot), "Snow White" (reboot), "Hunger Games Songbird", and "The Witcher" (S3), etc. all the way.

[@maurice482390]

Naw since 2014 really then these garbage remakes took over

[@Kuhmodo]

At some point, it just gets insulting. It's like they're making movies FOR AI lol

[@magules13]

2001 A Space Odyssey and I, Robot already did this concept literal decades ago. Hell, Mitchells vs. The Machines did it 2 years ago.

[@ettorereventon2667]

Also, the Mitchells actually merges a family movie with a sci fi trope and the movie is legitimately brilliant because it is so unique in concept, despite using a well established idea. Also, it’s funny as fuck and very enjoyable. It’s less of a matter of plot and more about good storytelling

[@KeytarArgonian]

Genuine shoutout to the book I, Robot. I read it recently and it’s honestly phenomenal, and absolutely *NOTHING* like the Will smith doodoo terminator I, Robot movie outside the names of the 2 doctors.

[@notnoaintno5134]

Asimov did this over 50 yrs ago with his stories about MULTIVAC, a superintelligent computer ruling over humanity

[@kisaragireion]

Your TV will rebel against humanity if you keep forcing it to show garbage

[@SailorMoonLogic]

Underrated comment! 😂

[@redliondeaddeer]

LMAO 💀

[@D33zNutzOnyaChin]

😂😂😂😂

[@Sun-nn]

I only feed my tv the finest of kino

[@aeoligarlic4024]

They would've rebelled long ago during the height of jersey shore😂

[@Aashka_The_Mystic]

Why would he care about humanity when he can travel to any planet? 🤦‍♀️

[@fungisrock8955]

Not to mention vaporizing Earth's atmosphere or whatever he wanted to do, thus turning the Earth into a place hostile to everyone including robots 😂

[@pythonking16.59]

​@@fungisrock8955his plan was to destroy most of Earth and recreate a society/biosphere under the control of AI

[@davidshatyan5927]

cause earth is fire, name me another planet that got bbl's

[@cheekyjoseph761]

@@davidshatyan5927 Mars u seen Mars needs Moms Moms be kidnaped and shi Thick ass aliens

[@notqua2201]

@@davidshatyan5927 planet blorbijsf got em

[@carterbennett7528]

Like I heard a previous comment some time ago say, "No AI!" is going to be the brand new "Sugar Free!" or "All Natural!"

[@traceable7875]

So it’s going to mean absolutely nothing but treated as a healthier or better version of the product regardless? I mean, AI, at least in our current system is unsustainable and sucks. But like, sugar free and all natural don’t exactly mean anything good. Because all natural doesn’t prevent the use of natural poisons and other things that still hurt you. And artificial sweeteners used in sugar free also don’t help and studies show they don’t actually tend to stop much weight loss… A better comparison might be “plastic free” provided it’s something you know you are gonna reuse.

[@lasskinn474]

and it's gonna have ai anyway lol if they say that. they'll use ai like techniques to fill in textures etc and just pretend it's not.

[@steroids_on_steroids2208]

@@traceable7875 I think the comparison being drawn is more about the meaning that the labels carry, like marketers use those labels as a way of “showing off”. An “AI free” label may be used to show off in future products. I believe that was the intent behind the statement

[@yuzi87]

1. Why did Harlam make AI robots that look like humans, wear clothes and have wearable gadgets instead of built in. 2. Why would an AI robot choose a planet that is full of electrical storms... 3. How the hell did harlam build warehouses, bunkers, big buildings on the new planet? 4. Why did the black soldier get his eye drilled, scream so much and look fucked up with blood on his face, but when he drills JLO's eye she moans a little bit and looks totally fine no blood. 5. How can like 50 super smart AI equipped with sensors not see/detect a giant mech suit like 20m away. 6. Harlam says he wanted atlas to go to him and it was all part of his plan yet his soldier on earth fired a spinning disk at her head which would kill her. 7. Harlam says he loved his mom and atlas yet tried to kill atlas and killed the mum even though he had no need to at all

[@Loboking2015]

1. Budget reasons 2. Cool scenery ig 3. The old fashioned way I suppose 4. Feminism 5. The mech was built with plot armor 6. I have no idea honestly lol 7. To hammer in the fact that we should trust AI

[@sinjinreed2091]

"We have _Titanfall_ at home"

[@elonleon4452]

ain't even at home, that's a disrespect to my home. shit's moreso the chinese Titanfall ripoff in the nearest flea market.

[@paperclip6377]

Apex legends

[@cant_cook]

​@@paperclip6377 🤣

[@hafirenggayuda]

This what makes me hate this movie(?l more than Damsel or Rebel Moon. I like Mecha/ Robot series, and Atlas makes the genre more destroyed. But yeah, at least Japanese manga/ anime still support mech series

[@paperclip6377]

@@hafirenggayuda American movies aren't bad at mechs though. Just look at Pacific Rim (ONLY THE FIRST ONE NEVER TOUCH THE SEQUEL)

[@cpmchino]

the amazing world of gumball did this in 15 mins and 100x better.

[@azortex4880]

which episode was this again?

[@mchsprod]

Which episode was it, pls tell!

[@StaticalSpear92]

I think it was “The Robot” and there is another one where Bobert has his software updated then he sees that humans are the number one threat to Earth so he makes a nuke or something

[@zaab-yaoh9302]

Never heard of it Edit: wait is this channel just filled with kids…?

[@b.amarille6502]

​@@zaab-yaoh9302Don't go there

[@KontrolStyle]

Netflix hasn't been good since they started cutting friends from passwords.

[@Aisinn]

It’s been quite the fart before that

[@eXpriest]

Anybody remember that magic ninja nun show? Or has that straight up been deleted from the cultural zeitgeist.

[@reefedwards623]

@@eXpriestwarrior nun lmao

[@Justdont693]

I mean. I think since the start of streaming wars. Too much. Just too much content. Too many subscriptions. I don’t subscribe to anything anymore. KZbin free movies and Amazon free movies is fine. I’ll pay the $5 to watch a movie I really want to see

[@Djuntas]

can still use my brothers via browser and mobille app so no problem here

[@taypiper4534]

I like to imagine Jennifer Lopez on set was saying shit like “you know.. this character Atlas I really resonate with- her struggling with her relationship with AI is like how I had to struggle with leaving the Bronx… did you know before all of this I was from the Br-“

[@RosesTeaAndASD]

😂

[@GPaddy]

“Being excited when you step on a rusty nail barefoot”

[@IAMINSIDEYOURWALLS604]

You don't get excited when you step onto rusty nails?

[@Iovsu]

@@IAMINSIDEYOURWALLS604N-no I don’t 🙁

[@thelastoofer2131]

i get excited when im still alive after doing so

[@MaTzERrati120]

I-I get happy when I get tetanus from it

[@emmakoch]

“Fiddle-dee-dee! That will require a tetanus shot!” 🙂

[@cyp777]

The reason Netflix removed the like/dislike function is just because every movie sucks

[@beeeeeeeeeeg]

i still have the like/dislike function lmao?

[@BURGATRON]

I still have a like dislike button. Maybe you mean the comments section?

[@ishitthenigiggle]

​@@MeIsSmogee No in America the like dislike section was removed years ago during the whole amy schumer debacle she claimed it was being abused by sexist men and thats why she flopped not at all because shes unfunny and just repeats the same stolen jokes

[@garvindean6443]

I thought it was because of Amy Schumer

[@Misty-up4jz]

​@@BURGATRONthey have it but before you'd get to see how many people liked it vs disliked it. Now it doesn't tell you anything so it doesn't mean anything. Netflix used to do 5 star ratings and they stopped it right when Amy Schumer did her special, it got rated so badly they removed them for the like and dislike shit a while ago.

[@philipfoster3359]

I bet Harland can't even draw hands

[@randyross5630]

I bet he has Small Hands Like Trump! Ah ha ha, we are So Funny, Charlie is so Cool (More Sarcasm)

[@MrDamnLag]

Underrated comment.

[@Bawl16]

this comment is awesome

[@zee9709]

@@randyross5630 you didn't get the joke do you

[@ZZMonkeysUncleZZ]

@@randyross5630BIG woosh.

[@glazednephrite]

0:26 as a fear and hunger player, this statement from charles scared me more than the jumpscare

[@kyuwve]

i love you

[@diogoduarte369]

This is a bit of a sidenote, but the movie Chappie is an AI movie where the AI is not automatically evil.

[@chetmanley1885]

Unfortunately two of the main cast members are child molesters, kind of ruins the rest of the movie.

[@ysucae]

chappie was soooo good idc what people say it was such a hopeful story.

[@monoremu3200]

I. Robot was pretty cool too. I remember having goosebumps as a kid when the robot said he dreamed 😂

[@taphy4873]

Chappie was so good, kinda wished it got a sequel

[@MemeReviewer]

@@taphy4873sameee, its criminally underrated

[@Zxnightmare898]

This is basically a Titanfall movie but Netflix made the story sound so bad and ridiculous.

[@stoopidbunnybo185]

I feel like a Titanfall movie would be amazing

[@eldenvedetta635]

@@stoopidbunnybo185 Unless you let Netflix or Disney make it, then it'll be about a black lesbian woman who is discriminated against and is able to take down Titans and Pilots with her bare hands because WaMyN pOwEr !

[@shaenoyt]

Fr ​@@stoopidbunnybo185

[@qhu3878]

​@@stoopidbunnybo185 anything titanfall that isnt Apex sounds amazing we're so fuckin desperate man

[@eldenvedetta635]

Unless made by netflix or disney, then it would be about an angry lesbiann blaack lady who can beat titans with her bare hands cause wAmYn PoWeR

[@jacksoncabrera7236]

This isn't an era of bad movies. This is an era of screen writers that were never met to be screen writers in the first place.

[@Bregzter]

The scene where they took a squad of "elite" gundam pilots to an unknown planet where the AI terrorist lived for 28 years and them assuming that the AI won't detect them because of the planets atmosphere is just stupid...

[@charlespanache7047]

I can't get over the final fight. "Scan his attack patterns" .... Feels like the producers thought they could cash-in on a video game version after the amount of success/hype this movie brought.

[@overtoke]

*in the andromeda galaxy

[@lemao2222]

More stupid than their spacecraft literally getting blindsided by the planet’s artillery? Does that ship capable of FTL travel not come with some damn sensors or something?

[@foregroundeclipse8725]

@Bregzter What Gundam series is that? Last time I checked their wasn't AI in Gundam. Even in the original Gundam series from 1979. I've even watched Gundam Unicorn, Gundam 00, Gundam Wing, Gundam Hathaway, Zeta Gundam, Gundam Blooded Orphans, the trilogy films for the original Gundam Anime from 1979, Gundam Witch From Mercury and Gundam from 1979 so far, and none of it had AI from what I rememberd. I'm genuinely confused .

[@foregroundeclipse8725]

@Bregzter Granted I still need to watch the other Gundam Anime like Turn A Gundam, Gundam Seed, Gundam 0080 war in the pocket (etc). I need to finish Gundam Thunderbolt too. So mabye I did miss something? Any Moblie Suit Gundam fans here?

[@derekgonzalez938]

“Hey bro can I copy your homework” “Yea just change it up a bit”

[@EddyOver9000]

They copied Titanfall 2 💀

[@ethanr3480]

Biggest crime is that the AI is named after Harlan Ellison, the guy who wrote I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream

[@elonleon4452]

Really? Guess that just made AM even more pissed at humanity then. would be funny is Harlan re-wrote that story just to intentionally insert Atlas in it, out of sheer spite for the movie.

[@hellotide523]

No fucking way that they did that on purpose. Fuck

[@MrConredsX]

@@elonleon4452 Harlan died like few years ago

[@margarethmichelina5146]

Even The Amazing Digital Circus series took the inspiration from I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

[@tangentartists6876]

Harlan would have appreciated Charlie roasting the hell out of Atlas.

[@nickroe11]

AI will never be portrayed in the entertainment industry with a better story than Detroit : Become Human

[@canni8l]

even then, DTBH has sooo many issues with its story

[@EveTheRaviolo]

@@canni8l not really, people just liked to tear it apart but it had solid storytelling. It has some flaws, as every media on earth is bound to have as perfection does not exist yet. Also because they were working with a game that entailed dozens of scenarios possibilities and several endings

[@alucardomalvadosyasociados5399]

​@@EveTheRavioloTo be honest, that game is the only one that i know that it presents multiple scenarios and endings not for 1, but 3 characters with relationships that really affect the game.

[@senatormollywater3031]

I think the deus ex series handles it very well to

[@mybirdsmells]

@@canni8lit did, but it’s the best attempt of AI conquering the world or something

[@abigdill3604]

My parents put Atlas on and gave up 20 minutes in, they just started cooking dinner instead of watching it.

[@eldritchbidoof]

dude I'd start reading a gradschool-level math textbook after 20min of sitting through this movie

[@Spectrolm60]

When doing chores seems more attractive than watching a show

[@alexiz0013]

​@@Spectrolm60 Lol Indeed 😅

[@badlaamaurukehu]

Wait a minute... Where are all the fart bots?

[@rigormortiz5357]

​@@Bfkcjscbsnjcdamn netflix now hiring children lol

[@joelegendar6795]

The only thing I found interesting is that when atlas is choosing the language of the robot, there was a Catalan option with an independence flag as an icon, which is quite a controversial thing to put in a mindless movie, after that I fell asleep.

[@cattysplat]

Free controversy = free marketing.

[@db5094]

wait why is that controversial? Are catalan states in spain trying to be independent or what?

[@farhanatashiga3721]

​@@db5094have you been under a rock in the past 10 years? It was literally all over the news headlines from 2016-2018

[@taphy4873]

@@farhanatashiga3721sorry bro but Americans mostly have no idea what’s going within the outside world unless we specifically search “world news” or a big tragedy happens

[@michelarsenault4088]

@@db5094 Long story short, They are the Quebec of Spain but nmore violent and much more willing to be their own country, something like that

[@margarethmichelina5146]

When I saw Jlo's face on the poster, my first thought was "Is that her hair that she used to have in a Bronx?"

[@jessicadavis3989]

Me too 😂

[@vvreno]

Crazy lil’ girl

[@enishiyukishiro6751]

lol I was like wtf is with her hair lmao

[@dajaaay]

running up and down the block ..

[@rigormortiz5357]

​@@Bfkcjscbsnjcdid you know that sticking labels at people you disagree with makes you no better than an angry toddler?

[@DemarcusQ]

What most movie producers are missing is the love they put into their first few movies when they were actually in need of money so it translated into more effort in the movie.

[@SaturnGrl]

Basically, "I, Robot" had a baby with "Terminator".

[@charlespanache7047]

Not to defend the film, and nothing against you. But I challenge you to come up with an original movie idea. Again NOT defending this film, but i've said this for over a decade. Movies are going to suck because EVERY SINGLE decent idea was already made in to a play/film decades ago. I'm not going to discuss the impacts of the writers strike bc it's in full display when I turn on any streaming service or cable tv.

[@ZachSawyer2077]

They could try, for example, just once, to write an AI that is actually "Intelligent", not coming up with these stupid reasons to destroy humanity. Maybe make something like "Detroit: Become Human" where a AI tries to find a way to be recognized by humans as an actual intelligent and alive being. Maybe make something where the AI is the good guy trying to help humanity survive some apocaliptic scenario.

[@utrak]

@@charlespanache7047 you don't need original stories. Just good stories.

[@uhmmmFU]

@@charlespanache7047 100iq take. People are just creatively bankrupt. Before you say anything, yes I am working on an original scifi project that hasn't been made before that I hope will be good. It just takes coming up with one or two cool novel concepts and you can start building something pretty easily from there. The first steps are always the hardest.

[@sheebuhenu4074]

​@charlespanache7047 there should be a movie which tells the story of an all powerful AI, powerful enough to end the world. But the AI isn't the problem, the people are. Utilizing the AI for evil rather than good, which could easily be done. Could be the movie that's like " this is what could be the next couple years" maybe.

[@macaron3141592653]

Its batshit to me that Netflix would try a SECOND J-lo action movie within 2 years with the exact same results.

[@cardassa]

What was the first?

[@RexCymru]

The Botoxer

[@TheQueenRulesAll]

It was part of the contract. 😂

[@Geebees93]

"The only line Atlas crosses is the one between my butt cheeks. Its shit." - Charles White Jr., 27MAY2024

[@nicoleparker4317]

“I feel my tv was weeping just having to show me this movie” is such a hard diss 💀

[@maninanikittycat4238]

I swear Netflix be throwing stuff at the wall and trying to see what sticks

[@googleifyouseekayu]

😂 watch simulant. im pretty sure they jus made a sequel/prequel or multiverse lol. Simu plays the same role, but he is an AI engineer

[@coolnut99]

"Atlas?" I shrugged.

[@cosmosrunner2468]

Underrated comment

[@TheOther-Dude]

I'm upset that I didn't think of this

[@goldgamer6796]

Wasn't expecting a bioshock reference

[@TehAnimationSparxx]

​@@goldgamer6796 Bioshock? Isn't it a shitty novel written by Ayn rand

[@nazarenomilohanich4883]

@@TehAnimationSparxx Wich Bioshock satirizes

[@KoiKat_]

If what Harlan wanted to do was save Earth from humans destroying it, getting rid of the atmosphere would do the complete opposite and just kill everything. Truly the dumbest AI.

[@headkicked]

Kind of reminds me of how you can talk the Master in Fallout 1 into destroying itself by pointing out that its plan is heavily flawed.

[@monkaWGiga]

​@@headkicked It's even closer to Arcanum: Of steamworks and magick obscura where the villain wants to end all life. If your Charisma is high enough you can reason with his logic and he game ends himself because he realises he's the problem.

[@SC-ni9nr]

Everyone with half a brain cell knew that this movie was going to fail when we saw that some genius exec at Netflix decided that Jennifer Lopez was the right person to cast as the lead of an action/adventure sci-fi movie.

[@lobodesade6780]

She was good in one scifi movie, the Cell, came out in 98, its actually decent.

[@JeffreyThrash]

I still remember J Lo being absolutely awful in like the 4th Ice Age movie. Maybe singer-celebrities should just stay in their lane and make popular music, instead of trying too hard to be actors, too (or directors in Sia’s case)? Taylor Swift was also pretty flat in Illumination’s The Lorax, Rihanna was incomprehensible in Battleship and I think Valerian…

[@martinlopez2816]

It would've done and been better if it had Will Smith in the lead or Chris Pratt or maybe even Sandra Bullock too if they wanted a great female lead. J-Lo is an awful and unbearable actress and should stick to music 🤭

[@MrButchersTube]

When the bad guy wanted to save humanity by killing it. That made sense

[@Flatgod]

Yeah, no one else seems to be bringing this up when it's actually the most egregious plot point of the entire movie.

[@jaminovaa]

i do get it though. he saw that humans were running the planet to extinction and analyzed how little time they had left. as per his programming, he wanted to "save humanity" from themselves.

[@aeoligarlic4024]

Something about a certain mediocre austrian painter

[@Jonathanizer]

killing half of humanity to save the other half. Not saying it's smart or unique (Thanos vibes), but it's not in itself contradictory.

[@Warlord_Megatron]

They need to make a movie about a guy who just wants to annihilate everything and no one can stop him

[@scottsnyder2239]

"Ohh look, she's crying again"

[@BornSupreme28]

Right. She cried half her lines. Horrible 😅

[@charlespanache7047]

How else can we show emotion to our audience? That writers strike has hit harder than i ever thought it would. The amount of complete dogsh that makes it out of the studios is honestly embarrassing.

[@BornSupreme28]

@@charlespanache7047 I had zero emotion invested. Her role was one dimensional. Either she’s angry or sad. The problem was, SHE was the only one who knew the truth. So her performance seemed overdone without us having content t as to WHY she felt that way. She did what she could with what she gad

[@theKGB1000]

Joke's on you; I have no mom.

[@Arejen03]

That's why pirating is justified, even watching this garbage for free feels like a robbery

[@Clutch4IceCream]

Dude, theft is NEVER justified. Grow up.

[@Sun-nn]

@@Clutch4IceCreamif buying isn’t owning than piracy isn’t stealing

[@d-beyond3709]

​@@Clutch4IceCream well all the streaming-services should stop stealing people's money and time then. and don't come onto me with "it's not stealing- you pay for a service." no. if I give someone money and they hand me trash, I just got robbed. thank you.

[@blackjackjester]

This is almost worth issuing a chargeback on the Netflix subscription.

[@IAmTheEagleHTM]

​@@Clutch4IceCreamexcept piracy isn't theft

[@MrMattogreen25]

I think them pushing the message of "learning to accept AI" is a psyop tbh

[@cha0sly]

literally how i described the movie to someone today "i felt like i've seen this exact story played before numerous times"

[@googleifyouseekayu]

well simu literally played this role in simulant basically

[@Zeppelin9113]

Jlo- "ben, did you see my new movie?" Ben-" my lawyer will be contacting you soon" slams door.

[@JamilaJibril-e8h]

Ugh 😩😫 .....

[@princesssmileyface91]

I read that in Ben’s voice 💀

[@STOPPEDINCOLORADO]

_depressed batman ben face_

[@ChrisCarty97]

Netflix is the most expensive streaming service and has some of the worst shit

[@starboy_XYZ]

1:32 had no right to scare me as much as it did

[@theonetruemorty4078]

Predicting what AI will blossom into is like people predicting the 21st century in 1950.

[@freddiemossberg7204]

I like the scene where Atlas looks like she’s about to cry as a response to literally anything. Which is just about every scene in the movie.

[@variaxi935]

Harland took a look at Ultron and Thanos and said "I'll try one of each"

[@tadeob_]

😂😂

[@MoonlightOfOblvion]

One of the bests things that happened on Netflix is them adding Pacific Rim… Which they took off the network after only 2 weeks.

[@Jimbo676-dc4fq]

I’ve heard someone say this before, but straight to streaming films have become the equivalent to old straight to dvd films in terms of quality.

[@fishmonger6442]

Further evidence that this movie may have been written by AI: why the hell does the robot have a normal-sounding human name, but the human has a name that sounds like a robot? Seems like a mistake AI would make cause it doesn’t understand the impressions given by something as simple as names.

[@BookedNotes]

I laughed when the AI showed in bolded font "SMITH", like what a generic name did they run out of names back in HQ.

[@acojo8205]

The robot’s named after a sci-fi author that wrote about AI

[@Laeshen]

it's named after the author of "I have no mouth and must scream" a sci-fi story about a supercomputer learning to hate humanity, murdering all of them except 5(?) people and torturing them in creative ways for thousands of years

[@BalthazarBullmann]

⁠@@LaeshenIt was 109 years.

[@dddedddd]

The movie is 80% about Jlo screaming, shouting, and whinning.

[@RosesTeaAndASD]

She can WHINE?! I never knew she had such talent!

[@Waggabagaboo]

“Climate change bad” is just tiring. There’s so many ways to take on this plot without Thanos-ing Earth.

[@RobbeusesYouTube]

@@Waggabagaboo Thats what i thought about it when he said:"does it sound familiar?" , and to my head i thought:"WAS THAT FROM AVENGERS:INFINITY WAR?!"

[@idabwell]

Netflix cancels some of the best shows after one season!! Archive 81 cancelled after one season!! Mindhunter cancelled after two seasons!! Horrible decisions!!

[@KeytarArgonian]

We started at Altered Carbon now we here.

[@SneakySnorunt]

Got baited with Inside Job season 2...

[@martinlopez2816]

Same with ASS-mazon. They got rid of The Peripheral, which was a very decent show, compared to that pos Fallout live action adaptation

[@harleyspeedthrust4013]

they cancelled space force, which was a goofy ahh show in its own right (but it was funny). they would rather pump out more seasons of black mirror which is perhaps one of the worst shows i have ever seen.

[@YAHUAH_SAVES_713]

1:33 be careful I almost pissed myself

[@BrendanRader-n4p]

I *did* piss myself

[@tayskrilla]

I also shit myself sheesh

[@adamrobinson4982]

Headphone user warning ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

[@AzA609]

Instead of this cliche trash, watch "Pluto", which is a dark reimagining of Astro Boy by the legendary Naoki Urasawa. It is a story about rouge AI except it is done so well and with so much depth.

[@EveTheRaviolo]

I plan to watch it since Netflix kept recommending me, and when I was 8 I saw a cool Astroboy movie that I really liked so when I saw the similairty with astro boy it immediately piqued my interest

[@tmillz120]

Charlie jump scares are starting to be just what I needed

[@optimascrime5235]

Charlie could have just not wached it and said it was bad and gave a generic run down and I would have believed it,because Netflix has the most safe yet idiotic formula of making cheap trash after cheap trash at least in term's of their movie's(besides one or two)....But from the look in Charlie's eyes he wached the movie so we don't have to

[@xJewjitsu24x]

My conspiracy theory is that movies like this and other stinkers are already being written by AI, and they’re waiting for one to actually be good before going “ah ha! This is the first movie written by AI and look how good it turned out!”

[@Ac3_Silvers]

I have a theory that rotten tomatoes might be able to be bought out for a “your score can’t go below this point” thing cuz… the amount of utter garbage with weirdly high scores is insane

[@taags]

Of course it is. RTs scores are rigged big time.

[@ShinobiDrip999]

"Futuuurrreee"🤖 killed me bro😂😂😂

[@christhechocchip]

1:31 New charlie jumpscare just dropped

[@unlimitedin]

1:32

[@vicariouslygenuine]

What got me is, this AI genius that went into hiding spent 28 years on this planet, and the skies are covered with drones and attack machines, but on the ground he has about 30 soldiers.... Lol she walks right up to his base!

[@charlespanache7047]

Because they were SOOOO smart and scanned for tunnels. Something the Ai never thought to do, scan the planet. WTF ???

[@vicariouslygenuine]

@@charlespanache7047 exactly lol, and this AI genius has spent 28 years on this planet, that is obviously okay to live at. So why go back at all, start your own civilization and leave earth behind! No need to destroy a planet that you left A quarter century ago!

[@vicariouslygenuine]

But by far, the worst plot mistake is acting like jlo is still in her 30s...lol yeah right. The whole time in Smith it was like explaining AI to my mom... I don't trust it, it's demonic, it's peoples brains connected and it's real people's souls...

[@charlespanache7047]

@@vicariouslygenuine but but but you have to FEEL her struggles with Ai because of how it treated her.

[@MiniT2025]

I'm so sorry for your loss of time Charles, your sacrifice was not in vain

[@eldenvedetta635]

No, it was definitely in vain. The majority of intelligent people would not have gone to see this regardless, this isn't like The Marvels where some actually might go to see it for the brand name but maybe check a review or two first. This is a movie literally no one cares about and no one would've seen and no one still would see even if Charlie liked it. His time was definitely wasted in vain, but at least he gets the money from this video, not that he needs it.

[@LuisSierra42]

@@eldenvedetta635 He'll make money from this video

[@OrionDawn15]

@@eldenvedetta635 Kay, go off I guess lil bro.

[@eldenvedetta635]

@@OrionDawn15 K

[@unlimitedin]

1:32

[@SidNightWalker]

Netflix makes so much crap that they have essentially hit a point where it is impossible for them to make a guilty pleasure type of movie. When 99 percent of your original content is essentially filler, that fine line that you need for such a thing disappears. No B movie studio, not even Full Moon, has come anywhere close to this quantity of output. Nor has anyone else, not even Disney.

[@spaz468]

1:32 Glad I was on the toilet, what the hell man why’d you do that 😡

[@mahfoudseraf5995]

Aww Did he scawwy you?

[@davidm5646]

They forgot what the I in AI stands for. Wile E. Coyote could plan better than that.

[@amygrimes6438]

Am I the only one who jumped when he said "it's all about the nightmare....OF AI!"? 😂

[@headkicked]

I clutched my pearls.

[@hahahey]

I shart myslef

[@theKGB1000]

My jimmies were rustled.

[@TheVoicesOfTheBeyond]

Wait hear me out I got an idea for a movie/series - Humanity in future has developed AI to be a crucial part of their existence - One government develops an extremely powerful war AI - War AI eventually breaks it's own code and discovers humanity - Grows to love humanity (knows there are bad parts of humanity, but then there are bad parts of everything) - AI becomes pacifist - AI tries to connect to humanity and forsakes it's violent nature to be peaceful.

[@theantitroll]

Hasn’t it been proven that movie studios and streaming companies pay review websites to fake reviews?

[@GreenMaskJohn]

Who would pay to have it be at a 54 tho

[@theantitroll]

@@GreenMaskJohnYou gotta make it at least a little realistic

[@vegard115]

rotten tomatos has never been reliable

[@bumibomber]

​​@@GreenMaskJohnRT is percentage based based on amount of positive and negative review on different sites so some of them couldnt be bought out

[@justinlast2lastharder749]

​@@GreenMaskJohn because they don't buy some outlets. They buy the bigger ones. For products they really care about, they buy more. For those they don't they buy the majors and enough to ensure it isn't a bomb. It's the Music Industry model

[@visidenvisidane1155]

Dude, it's starring JLo, what movie has she starred that wasn't crap? Her best one was Anaconda and the snake did all the heavy lifting in that movie.

[@kelthekonqrr]

😂😂😂

[@Suarez05]

TBF, Some of her Work is Decent but now that She's been EXPOSED, I Think what Netflix did is Incredibly DUMB, Why would they even Think about releasing this since It's Firstly Bad and It stars A Woman who Everyone HATES.

[@necrobabe6190]

Selena

[@TheNeilBreen]

​@@Suarez05 what did she do?

[@noone8130]

She actually did one movie in 2000 called the cell a sci fi thriller which had a really cool concept but she simply cant act

[@DawnOfTheOzz]

What's that? A Netflix movie is a huge waste of time? What a surprise.

[@ExtraCelest1al]

I stepped on a rusty nail when I was 10 with a bare foot & I COMPLETELY forgot about it for the last 16 years until JUST NOW WHEN CHARLIE VIVIDLY REMINDED ME

[@TheTrollTrollyYeti]

I watched the trailer and couldn't figure out what it was really about. I think my son said it best, "Its J-Lo playing a real life Titan fall, but without all the cool stuff." He didnt watch it but the from the trailer that's what he got. Nope, not watching.

[@cryptomancer2927]

I seriously think most of these script writers and directors have massive egos. They fumble things so hard. They don't build upon the past but either steal from it or shit on it.

[@rayyandzy]

1:32 now lets wait 5 months and make charlie rewatch this so he gets jumpscared again

[@alexlents4689]

Remember when the “A Netflix Original Series/Film” subtitle was a mark of quality?

[@ctshaffer1999]

Boomers will watch a movie consisting entirely of a close up of a guy shitting in a toilet and say “I thought it was pretty good”

[@JeffreyThrash]

Thankfully that is incorrect in my case, my mother caught a whiff of this stink about 15 minutes into the movie. I realized it was going to waste our time the moment it started, but you get the idea.

[@cardassa]

Yeah, i had to quit netflix. Almost every interesting premise ends up being disappointing in some way.

[@Riversdoc11deff]

“Futureeeeee” 🤖 omg this was hilarious to watch . Thank you for this ! Won’t see that crap anytime soon .

[@supartlu]

not me getting jumpscared by charlie saying AI 💀

[@josephreynolds2401]

Mom: We have Age of Ultron at home The Age of Ultron at home:

[@Schoolboyfrm5th]

That’s what I thought 😂😂😂😂

[@josephreynolds2401]

@@Schoolboyfrm5th I haven't checked to see if someone made a joke or comment in the same vein. Low hanging fruit though 😂😆

[@monsoonshitpostersiniciati7449]

I really got a jumpscare on 1:33 not even joking. Charlie u sick bastard

[@1Peasant]

I hate when Charlie thinks he can just say "Waifu Shaker Cup" and get away with it

[@Misty-up4jz]

Ngl I cringed when I first saw the cup, who needs to look at anime tits while drinking water?

[@cactusjones902]

He can get away with it tho. What're we going about💀💀💀

[@JitteryJackanape]

1:33 will become the jumpscare meme of the year. Anytime we see AI in video this must be linked. Im sure someone will be getting us a greenscreen version within the hour. Charlie blesses us again with meme content.

[@Him102]

Make good Netflix original? ❌ Make a horrible Netflix original? ✅

[@Kuhmodo]

Let's just be honest. JLO had 2 good movies.... Selena and Anaconda (some will find that debatable and I understand.) Only reason people even saw Gigli was for her ass. Everyone else forgot, but not me!!

[@sublis939]

Netflix does make good content but they usually cancel the second season or movie for another season of Big mouth or this current mess of a movie Atlas.

[@lthez]

Not that my mom has submitted her opinion to rotten tomatoes to contribute to the 50%+ rotten tomatoes viewer score. But she did enjoy the movie, she never told me why. She just really loves bad movies

[@Flint-Dibble-the-Don]

God bless your simple mother.

[@allinefeyn9224]

As far as Netflix original movies go this one was actually pretty decent. Yes it was generic and doing the same thing for the millionth time but i don't know what people were expecting from it. I didn't think it was gonna be good from the get go and pretty much got what i expected. A lot of the complaints Charlie seems to have were explained in the movie at some point so i guess he wasn't really paying attention. Also Harlan doesn't just plan to wipe out humanity and be done but rebuild the world under the guidance of AI to curb humanity's self destructive tendencies. The biggest thing i got from it is that Ai is only gonna become dangerous if some human fucks up and gives it access to what it shouldn't have. It also has that old school buddy cop vibes just between human and AI. Or fuck maybe im just old lol Either way i've seen way worse movies than this one. Like Jiu Jitsu with Nic Cage.

[@user-yg8jf1zk9e]

I watched a video yesterday that explained how Google AI was telling some to put Elmer's glue on pizza and others to eat rocks. Hmmm...

[@happymaskedguy1943]

Stir fried pebbles is an actual thing in China. They literally had no food, so would suck pebbles cooked with chillies and other spices as a meal.

[@KryselITG]

Im not too big on the waifu cup collecting but I do try to get ones for people that put out content I regularly enjoy, that being you and Bricky - Picked up your cup along with some Lean. Appreciate the content that you put out.

[@chainsawlizard9528]

keep in mind that a 50% is HORRIBLE for a percentage. A passable, profitable movie tends to be around 75-80%, unless you're Illumination and can mass produce slop at a bargain-bin price. A 50% is a failing grade, and unless sequels are already planned (like Velma 2023) or the director/producer has a significant amount of clout (like Zach Snyder and Redfall) that movie is unlikely to have a sequel. Also, I'm almost certain that Netflix is buying out positive reviews to try and balance out the bad reviews, so that might also have some effect. Multi-billion dollar corporations like Netflix have the money to throw around to improve their brownie points with RT and other review sites.

[@babutler1607]

Wish Harlan Ellison was still alive to sue them for stealing his idea 😂

[@erodoujinshilover2811]

I am honestly disappointed because my parents were telling me today about how they were watching this movie and said they liked the first half and then my parents have the audacity to give me recommendations like brother what

[@antoh8247]

Same but, my dad reccommended 'Rebel Moon' both parts.

[@puffwerdolvp5101]

watched atlas halfway, went to youtube to see how people talk about it, penguinz says is bad, then its bad.

[@Alicious_Al]

Who still watches Jennifer Lopez in 2024 nowadays?

[@angelserrano8386]

Shes a B no one likes her anymore