Adepta Sororitas - Original Song - ft. Joliet Shuff

[@fairylady14]

This is my daughter, I'm so proud of your accomplishments! Sing your heart out baby!

[@AnnieScarlet]

Love you Mom

[@heathjohnson2698]

Dawwwwwwww

[@pissedoffturtle7333]

It's enough to make a grown man cry....

[@TheIfifi]

@@pissedoffturtle7333 liquid pride.

[@Alex13501]

Let the emperors light shine bright through yours path, you both.

[@gantzllat]

I remember reading some time ago, I don't recall if it was in reddit or 4chan, that a dm related how they where playing wh4k with a couple of friends and their mom force them to introduce their little sister. an 8 year old little girl, to the game. So they had her playing as a sister of battle and tell her there was this really cute boy called "the emperor" and to have him like her back she had to "bully" this "heretics" that make fun of him. Her giggles as she purged heretics with a flame thrower put the rest of the party in quite the mood.

[@mothman8300]

That... I enjoy that.

[@forgottendragonpriestartem3414]

Been a year but we sure that she wasn’t born a Adeptus Sori…can’t spell it out but ya get what I mean

[@deathkorpsinfantryman1898]

@@forgottendragonpriestartem3414 one can either find the emperor or let the emperor find them. all that really matters is if one is ready to embrace him? for only the weak turn from his light, the strong..let his light shine through them in their darkest hour! for he protects...always

[@lockhearthero03]

This... does put a smile on my face.

[@Aceshot-uu7yx]

That girl will either turn out good bad

[@azariahkyras7736]

"I don't have time to die, I'm too busy!" - Goge Vandire

[@Paladin327]

Azariah Kyras “Local heretic believes he’s too busy to die, proven wrong. More at 11”

[@PikachuLittle]

Say what you will about Vandire, he was probably the most efficient the Imperium has been since Malchodor bit it

[@thetau4866]

@@PikachuLittle ...no!

[@dilophosaurussk4333]

Narrator: "Little did he know, he was not"

[@jefferycrouse4652]

@@PikachuLittle Gotta have smooth and efficient bureaucracy if you're gonna commit genocide

[@JoshSweetvale]

The Astartes are the waking Emperor's biological sons, protecting the Imperium with iron will. The Sororitas are the sleeping Emperor's adopted daughters, destroying the monsters with burning wrath.

[@TimberwolfJ1]

Would this make the guard the emperors nephews?

[@CHEF-55457]

The Astartes are the waking Emperor's biological grandsons. The Primarches are the Living Emperor's biological sons.

[@arkanterian4663]

Daughters? The only with a tue claim to that title are the Sisters of Silence..

[@alfonsocyrusjoshua9551]

@@arkanterian4663 brides*

[@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436]

Wait, if we are sons of both the Emperor and our Primarch, that would make the Primarchs brothers to the Emperor, but they are the sons of the Emperor???

[@0100001101001110]

"No longer a cog; No one, is but a part" *Angry Mechanicus noises*

[@spagandhi]

I for one, am furious

[@arkade1361]

*binary screeching intensifies*

[@khandovarbalest1369]

@Rick K 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00111111 00100000 01011001 01101111 01110101 00100111 01101100 01101100 00100000 01100111 01101111 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01101100 01100001 01101001 01101110 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01001001 01101110 01110001 01110101 01101001 01110011 01101001 01110100 01101001 01101111 01101110 00111111

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

@Rick K The Holy servants of the Deus Mechanicus are not of the Imperium you filthy heretek

[@johnfraire6931]

@@chrishamilton7516 Kinda like the Templars and the Navigators _"You're a filthy mutant but Emprah damn we're fleet based"_ It also depends on the order and the ordo

[@JustMaxim37]

No one cares how many people commented before you as long as you serve the emperor.

[@garvielloken9356]

Correct

[@garvielloken9356]

@David Rossi Thank you

[@connorohlander6683]

This is my new favorite song on KZbin

[@Slith3rdLegion]

The Emperor need not to comment "first" for he comes first before everything else.

[@ReddCrystal]

Yes, the dying man on a broken throne built on inner heresy and the faults of humanity. The Dreamless Ones will bring back what humanity needs to be. Forget the bonds of greed and the inner need for war. From my point of view, YOU are the heretics.

[@ozmul5810]

Fun fact. When Vandire first meet Alicia Dominica he gave her a gun and told her to shoot him. She did without hesitation unaware Vandire had a hidden personal shield. It worked and there after the Sisters of Battle where made Vandire's personal Guard. Better armed and trained. There loyalty was unquestioning, even when everyone, the Prime worlds, The mechanics of mars, Even the Custodies of the Emperor were opposed to Vandire. After Dominica sat in the presence of the emperor himself, she found new loyalty. Dominica denounced Vandire and took off head, after making one of the best speeches ever! That shield which was critical to fooling Dominica and the Sisters into fallowing Vandire, that should have protected him, in that vary moment Failed to work! The Emperor protects.

[@benediktfreischlad1258]

The Emperor protects!

[@24fretsoffury]

It’s still a mystery what Alicia was told or experienced when granted the audience with the emperor.

[@ozmul5810]

@@24fretsoffury I like to think that is the emperor said anything it was simple and strait to the point. "Hi, I'm the emperor. You are aware that Vandire is a manipulative shit head that's killing the Empire right. You have my blissing in totally putting a bolter round into his skull. I'de do it but I'm stuck on this chair, and my Custodies can't leave the pales. So if you can do that for me, that would be great."

[@ThibautVDP]

For the Emperor!

[@DemonKingVI]

​@@24fretsoffury I imagine it was more akin to a simple, "My child..."

[@codybuchanan6466]

Sororitas in books: oh no it looks like we got killed down to a single sister, guess we arnt very good at fighting :/ Sororitas on tabletop: *the only thing they fear is you starts playing*

[@Southern_Crusader]

Achievement Earned: *Nuns with Guns*

[@annelisemeier283]

Bitches with bolters

[@nerogeckomusic7616]

@@annelisemeier283 You better take that words back before i slap some cheeks 😂

[@stewartbirkmyre9136]

@@nerogeckomusic7616 if they are armed with a Power Fist, does that make them 'Fister Sisters'?

[@stewartbirkmyre9136]

@Lord Admiral Spire ever read Bolter To Kokoro? It's a very good fanmade comic about a Guardsman who accidentally touches the breastplate of a Sister of Battle as he pushes her back behind cover.

[@m0rtez713]

@Lord Admiral Spire *HIS FAITH/FACE SHALL BE HIS SHIELD!*

[@AnnieScarlet]

I enjoyed collaborating with you on this song. I never really knew what 40k or what Warhammer was but now I'm super interested. Hope we can collaborate again! ❤

[@cc-bk3tx]

You did a great job ^^

[@AnnieScarlet]

@@cc-bk3tx Thank you so much ❤

[@EthanSongMusic]

You really killed it! Excellent job for real, hearing your vocals was a real delight! :D

[@AnnieScarlet]

@@EthanSongMusic Thanks so much Ethan! For real, you're lyrics were astounding! ❤

[@calebjones3636]

Welcome to m41

[@QuanNguyen-rr6pe]

To that random person who translate this beautiful song from English to Vietnamese with perfect meaning and grammar: May His light shines your path and no heretical lego may ambush your feet.

[@kaboomluong9373]

The trick is out Viet Conging the legos

[@henrypaleveda7760]

@@kaboomluong9373 speaking as someone how uses them facts they are also beyond cogs in a machine, that is why you can make such incredible things with them, but many constructions are fickle.

[@БезумныйБезумец-и7в]

Причём тут Лего?

[@davidkueny2444]

@@БезумныйБезумец-и7в Legos hurt when you step on them. The man is hoping that the translator doesn't hurt their feet.

[@EthanSongMusic]

Huge shoutouts to Stringstorm and Joliet on this one, this was by far one of my favorite songs to collaborate on and I really love how it came together!

[@danieldomeisen2632]

those lyrics where amazing and you did a great job! The flow from the singer was so good as well i thought for a moment that the singer had written the lyrics. 10/10, will listen many times again!

[@danieldomeisen2632]

@@obrasilius6733 - to each their own. For me it is the dichotomy of how sweet and soft the song is compared to the abject glory/horror (depends on perspective, some people are heretics and need to burn after all) of the words. It is same kind of thing as smiling while talking about how vivisection are done. special kind of person is required...

[@EthanSongMusic]

@@danieldomeisen2632 Thanks so much for this, I appreciate it! And yeah, I wanna give a huge shout out to the singer, they nailed the delivery so much, honestly they even improved on my melody in some parts, I was seriously impressed when I heard it! :D

[@danieldomeisen2632]

@@EthanSongMusic - Do you have other work online? Maybe your own website or is there stuff on your channel? I ask because it is hard to find good music these days and i like to have a large list for random stuff during the day. Again, great lyrics and here is hoping i can hear more from you.

[@EthanSongMusic]

@@danieldomeisen2632 I've worked on 9 of the last 15 stringstorm uploads, I upload vocal covers to my channel, otherwise I just freelance all over the place, sometimes on projects I'm not allowed to talk about, so my content is really scattered haha! Thank you for your kind words, it's really appreciated!

[@ollisuomalainen9116]

I'm the guy who commissioned this song and would very much like to thank Stringstorm, Ethan Song and Joliet Shuff for this. This is an amazing song and pretty much everything I hoped for. 10/10 Would commission again.

[@danieldomeisen2632]

and trust me, we all thank you as well!

[@karirostin8351]

You sure got what you wanted. I've been waiting for this ever since that game vs your 1k Sons. Rejoice!

[@LegateRioksia]

Torilla tavataan. kylla kansamiehet ostaa näköjään parhaat.

[@insertnamehere8274]

Jesus Christ man this song is good, thanks for commissioning this. I love this song, which it weird since this is a complete departure from the stuff I usually listen to.

[@sqocks8254]

Thank you so much ❤

[@hailstorm9735]

My sister is getting married today and saw this and she says that this is the best wedding present she received.

[@ultra-papasmurf]

See, even in the Imperium miracles can happen

[@someorclad9738]

By the Emperor! Your sister is an Adepta Sororitas! Its official then. Your sister is a badass.

[@gilde915]

get her either a flamer , melter or bolter......she is not gonna have a problem winning an argument....blessed be the holy trinity

[@lordgeneralmilitantdeezy7550]

Gil DE i hear exterminatus of a xenos world makes for great fireworks

[@GoosFrabaaa]

A gift from the Algorithm.

[@WeFightForKarl]

This is strangely calming, it's the 40k equivalent of a battle lullaby.

[@obamaprism4168]

Maybe it’s a sister singing some young children in the convent

[@crazylegs-sj7vn]

"the 40k equivalent of a BATTLE lullaby" I think that warhammer 40k is one of the only settings where a battle lullaby is even a thing lmao

[@karlfranz310]

I expect some grimdark like Guilliman's song or the Months of shame. But instead I hear something so shinning, something so pure and so beautiful. Well done stingstorm and well done to the writer and vocalist.

[@enirasama9207]

Summon the Elector Counts

[@karlfranz310]

@@enirasama9207 Hey the old world was just announced...FOR SIGMAR, THE EMPIRE, AND THE WARHAMMER!!

[@enirasama9207]

@@karlfranz310 Yeah I've just seen that too :D FOR HELDENHAMMER !

[@connorohlander6683]

Love it

[@enirasama9207]

@Theant19 The Von Carstein are weak, praise Nagash !

[@CommisarHood]

Hey Stringstorm not sure if you will see this but the Astartes channel has been hacked and KZbin rejected his appeal to get it back (I'm guessing no one with a pulse actually looked at it) but he and other 40k you tubers are trying to get KZbin to reconsider using twitter and other social media to contact them and get them to do a re review so any help you can give would be appreciated thanks from a fellow 40k lover

[@comradetonk8280]

Wait you mean the people who made the Astartes shorts? *Anger Marines intensifies* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@CommisarHood]

@@comradetonk8280 Yeah some jackass hacked into his channel, locked him out, changed his channel name and is probably trying to nick his ad revenue if he hasn't already

[@ana-mariabobe1762]

Can you email or tweet the Quartering about this? He's been on a weekly campaign to get other youtubers channels that got hacked back. He might be able to do more by sharing the news with his subscribers.

[@CommisarHood]

@@ana-mariabobe1762 I don't have twitter myself but I'm making the round's commenting on 40K related videos and other's who might be able to help Arch Warhammer was the one who I heard this from first and I think he knows him so he may already know but to be sure next Quartering video I'll drop him a comment thanks for the suggestion.

[@Tucker0603]

Looks like someone needs to get a broken jaw...I just checked and the hacker changed the channel name to Caio. That bastard needs some punishment.

[@flibbernodgets7018]

The whole weight of what "grimdark" truly means came crashing down on me towards the end there. Imagine kneeling down to pray the night before a big battle where you're pretty sure you're going to die. Imagine it's Chaos you're fighting, the very antithisis of everything you believe. Imagine the doubt that would go through your mind. The slightest faltering in your conviction would damn you to an eternity of inconceivable horror. Imagine reciting these words and being at peace, knowing that the Emperor of Mankind favors you and is watching over you. I'm having a hard time putting it into words, but just how extreme everything is in this universe really hit me, and it made me happy to think that somehow fragile humans have the will to stand firm against such terrible horrors. It gives me hope, because I can believe we're not too different, and can be strong like the sororitas.

[@kylefreitus6765]

Flibber Nodgets despite fanatical zeal the feats these women regularly demonstrate is an impressive example of mankind’s refusal to submit to what seems inevitable in this universe. Personally some of my favorite characters in the universe are Battle Sisters because the conflict even internally they normally face is staggering yet they never falter

[@schmeghammer4563]

That's why Sororitas are my favorite, even over Black Templars

[@Animefan1803]

The funny part is that there´s nothing else they could do about it. It´s either cry and shit yourself dying in the face of chaos. Or cocking that bolter and going down in a blaze. Does it matter what follows after this? Will the Emperor uphold his bright godly hands over your soul or is only eternal darkness waiting? Who knows? Or better who cares? Is salvation really something desireable if you know your pure existance held the line? Even if just for a few seconds at best? Every bullet you´d get out would atleast slow the enemy for every nanosecond possible. Every nanosecond your death can gain is a nanosecond humanity keeps standing. I know my answer to that question. May aswell take one last piss in the face of thirsting and laughing gods. Just out of spite. 40k is in a funny way the most optimistic view on humanity in the future. I mean think about it, with EVERYTHING that this cold and uncaring universe threw at Mankind. They´re still standing, still fighting. Still blazing like a supernova against the always inpending darkness.

[@Marcusjnmc]

never thought I'd ever read such a touching paragraph written by somebody going by Flibber, should have known better '.'

[@soulofcinder518]

... Well i cant just off myself now that i read this speech now can i You should run for President of the Whole World

[@StevetheWizard2591]

Heretics: "Why do I hear boss music?"

[@leobracken2316]

(also heritics) Aaaaaaaaaag!!!!! BATTLE NUNS?!!!?!!

[@lucareali7645]

@@leobracken2316 emperor children : happiness noises

[@themostloyalorange5209]

@@lucareali7645 emperor children : *80s rock/metal dubstep version noises*

[@fuckitweballin759]

@@themostloyalorange5209 Also Emperor's Children: *horny noises*

[@josephmoffatt4696]

Because thy judgement hath cometh.

[@randomcenturion7264]

This song makes me think of one of the things the Emperor didn't seem to understand about religion. It's ability to instill a sense of unity and hope, even in the darkest of times. To feel that, even though there doesn't seem to be any chance that things can get better, somehow, there's still hope. Plus, I really dig how, rather than the usual "Kill em all" feel the other songs have, this feels like an uplifting hymn to every human living in fear in a Galaxy torn in half by the madness of Dark Gods. Living in hope, that the Emperor still and always will, protect.

[@KiraDidNoWrong8274]

Honestly the Imperial Truth in itself was a pseudo religion. It looked for the same thing that a religion looks for. An objective truth to life. Though it gave importance to materialistic things such as science and reason unlike the Imperial Creed which is very much spiritual. Both the Creed and Truth deal with humanity in a very religious way. Where the Truth is more resembling the Enlightenment's altruism the Creed deals with Humanity from a Christian angle. Both are much more similar than people think

[@KiraDidNoWrong8274]

@B T its less to religion itself, its a thing of ideology. Men wish to attach themselves larger than themselves. A God doesnt have to be present, an idea does

[@youtubeinquisition1028]

The Emperor prohibited religions as a tactic to debilitate the Chaos Gods. We all know he is Jesus Christ 2.

[@KiraDidNoWrong8274]

@@youtubeinquisition1028 actually theres hints that big E was Judas lmao

[@zachm9202]

Religions are still imperfect, believe in the Man-Emperor and all will be alright. Fight till your last breath to improve humanity and make the enemies suffer your wrath, as he once did.

[@sinfullsight5737]

Hail be the maidens of purity and flame. The Emperor Protects.

[@nidnoms3622]

Sinfull Sight until they meet Broodlordkun

[@throwthrough4053]

*Komi-Celestine quietly applauding in the background*

[@thetau4866]

I NEED TO SEE MORE KOMI WARHAMMER CROSSOVERS PLZ

[@legionario9115]

The bloody Empress of Mankind

[@Siathuan]

@@legionario9115 She is so perfect for the role! Everybody worships her as a goddess, people keep misunderstanding...

[@dragonlord595]

Tadano the sigillite

[@legionario9115]

@@dragonlord595 Mangabi has Horus

[@ZakharovRP]

‘No longer a cog no one, is but a part united as whole to sustain his wrath’ I love this quote, it shows how powerful and liberating a fervent faith can be.

[@spacemarinechaplain9367]

Rostislav Zakharov A slight dig at the machine cult because they believe the exact opposite.

[@philiproe1661]

@@spacemarinechaplain9367 Just as the two heads of the aquila represent Terra and Mars, so too do they represent faith and logic respectively.

[@spagandhi]

Tell the ungrateful fleshbags to try to function without their precious flamers

[@Animefan1803]

@@supersaiyandiclonius3056 An organic like you wouldn´t understand this but the real joy comes from the plugged in toaster.

[@AJPDing]

@@Animefan1803 please, the only way to use a live toaster properly is in a promethium bath

[@calebbarnhart5856]

"No longer a cog" *Angry binary screeching*

[@aeiou75]

As a techpriest, I am offended.

[@cmelton6796]

This is why I hate xeno heretech. Aberrant machine spirits that screech with anger... uncertain whether to destroy the creature or apply more blessed oil.

[@LukeVilent]

@@cmelton6796 What do you know about the true power of Logic, puny martian obscurant.

[@cmelton6796]

@@LukeVilent Bear witness to the horrors of uncontrolled cogitators and servitors, and correct your errors, Brother Nikolay! The Omnissiah saves! kzbin.info/www/bejne/eYbTnnispLmphZI

[@federationprime]

[@mivapusa]

The fact that a Sister can wield a heavy bolter as an Astartes would, is proof of the Emperor's glory

[@eindalton2638]

More proof that Dark Age humanity knew their shit.

[@tardigrade8019]

I'd put it on the power armour, but what do I know *sips Mjod* *dies as internal organs melt from the Mjod*

[@goblin3669]

True gender equality: when she wields a bolter one handed as good as any Astarte's

[@mivapusa]

@@PhthaloGreenskin That's heretical nonsense, right there.

[@Lazarultos]

@@mivapusa No he's right. I dunno if the pattern is correct but the Adeptus Arbites use Boltguns (both in semi-automatic and full-automatic settings) which are designed for regular humans to wield. The Sisters canonically use a similar pattern, although probably with more stopping power since they have Power Armor to assist them, although its not as heavy-duty as the standard Astartes Bolter, it's roughly as effective against most of the Imperium's enemies.

[@helline9]

"..Unto the the Grace of the Saint, when Vandire was slain..." makes me so happy that this was in it! the writer obviously did their research! :D

[@konradpiotrpaszkowski631]

To be honest, it makes Sororitas duty like a repentance and I reallyblike that interpretation, don't think I ever heard something like this. Good and fresh

[@collinschroeder8039]

If they saw the Man Emperor of Mankind's dice rolls, they may begin to doubt his power.

[@VascusGaming]

Fucking Chicken God is a bad DM

[@MinhNguyen-yk4yu]

The chaos gods were messing with his dice rolls

[@gamertagboakan7417]

He still beat the enemies entire army with 1 spell, and the boss with a 2nd

[@pissedoffturtle7333]

@@MinhNguyen-yk4yu *FUCK YOU TZEENTCH*

[@ErikaWeiss633]

@@VascusGaming To be fair, his party was rather...unaccommodating so to speak. Doesn't help that he was made to be the GM (Which is never a good idea to force someone to be one). Honestly, watching that whole thing hurt, a lot, since I've been in so many campaigns with that kind of party and that kind of GM. Here's a hint, none of them ended well. It either ended in TPKing, PvP, or just everyone leaving the game due to lack of motivation and fun. Not to mention the Emperor being an incredibly bad player in the way he handled himself, like, there's newbie levels of back, and then there's this kind of bad. This is the kind of bad that get players kicked from games. In any case, given Magnus's position and general relationship with the Emperor, I don't blame him at all in how he handled the situation tbh.

[@Mrkabrat]

"If things arent burning around you while purging heretics that means you havent used enough!" Unknown Sister of Battle

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

@Brother Kotello Ork: *holds up her head* thi' yours?

[@fatcatsnuggleparty4272]

@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 ..**Distant Tyranid noises, emittating laughter.**

[@GhostBear3067]

Sister of Battle: "I have run out of prometheum, this has literally never happened to me before!"

[@henrypaleveda7760]

"if brute force isn't working, use more."

[@haufe012]

"Heretics crave the cleansing fire of absolution. They need not fear, for we shall deliver it to them." - Canoness Josmane, Order of the Sacred Rose

[@letendreelliott8778]

"The real treasure was the heretics we burned along the way" - This woman, I guess

[@haufe012]

@@letendreelliott8778 Nothing satisfies (?) a Sister of Battle more than the burning flesh of a heretic of the one true god emperor. The Emperor Protects!

[@JackFrost008]

Heretics crave the cleansing fire of absolution.

[@PANCAKEMINEZZ]

I can't wait to not be a fan of this song at first, only to listen to it for nonstop the next couple of weeks when I innevitably fall in love with it.

[@PerturaBased]

This is the magic of stringstorm

[@omegaalpha-th8mf]

even the alpha legion cant get into there changing rooms.

[@Significantpower]

Plot twist, some of those Sisters were Alpharius all along.

[@nerogeckomusic7616]

@@Significantpower I just pictured an alpha space marine with a wig and a skirt over his armor saying "heeeello guuurls!" 😂

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodpl9761]

@@nerogeckomusic7616 thanks for that image👍.

[@itz_ex0_279]

NeroGeckoMusic Why do I imagine TTS Lucius doing that?

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodpl9761]

@@itz_ex0_279 😳😳😳

[@alexlucas9535]

StringStorm is clearly a heretic, no man can keep making better and better music, I'll call the inquisition, right after I listen to this a few more times...

[@SabirKhan-wu6je]

Accusing a man singing praise for the Emperor and those fighting for him HERESY IF I HAVEN'T SEEN IT!

[@commissarkruber7205]

i got here as fast as can where is the heretic

[@AbsoluteGorbSupreme]

@@commissarkruber7205 it took you a year

[@commissarkruber7205]

@@AbsoluteGorbSupreme are you questioning my timing i got stuck in a warp storm if that it is not good enough excuse would you like to meet my bolter

[@darthalex3]

@@AbsoluteGorbSupreme time is subjective

[@raspherion]

Friend: Dude, the perfect woman doesn't exsist! Me: *Shows him Adepta Sororitas in Power Armor* Friend: ...For the Emperor! :D

[@sukhoisu-24fencer3]

Brothers, Astartes has been hacked and has been locked out of his channel. We dearly need your help. All of us must spread the word! Heed this message brothers!

[@willshields4480]

*and sisters

[@sukhoisu-24fencer3]

@@willshields4480 them to.

[@BeratLjumani]

Sisters of battle like flamethrowers... A LOT

[@MrMuelltube]

And Meltas!

[@leadpaintchips9461]

The purifying properties of fire cannot be understated.

[@cmelton6796]

Hot spicy napalm action

[@Psychoangel-d23]

Who doesnt? Torching (especially deraged) heretics is fun :D

[@markusnavergard2387]

Salamanders approve

[@Matt-md5yt]

They did deserve this one since they recently gotten a updated model kit. Great song

[@rage_squid9641]

As a Space marine player I feel like shit bcus we get all the new shit

[@GeorgeSoroshasenteredthechat]

@@rage_squid9641 It's even worse as a Ultramarine player, all the new shit comes out in blue first, and we're favored in the lore by even GW themselves. I long to see Xeno's and other arms of the Imperium get new models and lore expansions.

[@thetau4866]

@@GeorgeSoroshasenteredthechat aye, I want new tallarn models

[@imapseudonym6198]

I still have such a soft spot for the Sisters of Battle. They occupy their own little niche in 40K that fits the setting perfectly, but is still unique.

[@davidscoltock3970]

Scifi lacks strong female role models...... GW: "hold my beer"

[@alphariusomegon4458]

I think you mean "Hold my bolter"

[@sinrj9028]

"Here, hold this grenade"

[@ikillstupidcomments]

*Sisters of Battle exist* Nobody: Matt Ward: "LOLOL GHEY KNIGHTS NEED BLOOD WHOOPS I FUCKED THE CODEX LOL WIMMEN SUX"

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

Princess Leia, Ashoka Tanno, Arau... Aro.... The black woman in ST:TOS, Kira Nerys, Jadzia Dax, Grilka, Padme Amedala, do I need to go on?

[@kakashiloshotmail]

@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 to be fair the people who say that never remember any female characters star trek, starwars, alien, buffy non of them matter they want to make space marines female when we have sisters of battle so clearly they are idiots

[@JeanLucCaptain]

how one french girl inspired a galaxy.

[@SophiaAstatine]

Now I'd love to see a Fenrisian order of the sororitas. Mixing Joan with Valkyrier. Although I guess that would essentially be a living Saint

[@JeanLucCaptain]

@@SophiaAstatine FOR ODIN! PURGE THE HERITICS😎

[@fenrir7432]

@@JeanLucCaptain FOR THOR AND FOR A GLORIUS DEATH

[@JeanLucCaptain]

@@fenrir7432 FOR ZEUS AND THE GALACTICA! PURGE THE CYLON ABOMINATIONS!!!

[@fenrir7432]

@@JeanLucCaptain the norse and greek mitology can exis one close to the other isnt one of these would considerate heresy?

[@Slith3rdLegion]

*Sorrounded by burning heretics and Sororitas Wildfire* "This is fine."

[@macromondo8026]

The Sororitas are the EMBODIMENT OF FAITH in the 41st Millenium...as such this song pushes away all of the Grimdark Reality the Galaxy has in store and it only reflects their unwavering faith and love for their cause as a shining beacon of Hope...well-played Stringstorm, WELL PLAYED!

[@SBSorios]

This is one of the most joyous days of 40k for me. I literally just converted a friend of mine into 40k today with the lore by introducing her to Sisters of Battle. And now, we both have one more thing to love about them! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! You are Emperorsends, Stringstorm and Joliet!

[@КобальтРейген]

wololo- I MEAN FOR THE EMPEROR

[@Ashley-the-fox]

Hallo Astartes

[@aaronbarringer4913]

Truly, this honors the Emperor

[@mistertzeentch7960]

Or does it?

[@Codex_0613]

sister of battle be like: "oh you have a traitor in your midst? let's just burn the whole hive city down"

[@PikachuLittle]

*literally every other faction* “Sister’s of Battle? I guess the soldiers can use some target practice”

[@chrisbaldwin8570]

@@PikachuLittle I mean, sure, until the line realizes they don't die. And while their weapons don't have a lot of range they are getting closer and closer. Then you start losing men as they gain their range. The line wavers, and then right before they meet a wall of flame incinerates what remains. The few that survive flee and the rout begins.

[@inccubusdaniel9249]

"You know, I'm a daemon. There's no going around that. I am the enemy of the Imperium of Man, a heresy manifest in a grotesque form, made to bring ruin. That's what I am. I fear no man. I fear no aeldari or drukhari. I fear no thing. But there is something... something which terrifies me. Something so anathem to me that my being recoils in pain; something so blind that it trudges through my kin as if they were but dirt under a tank; something that shines so bright not even the light of the Astronomicon could compare if they were brought whole. The Holy Sisters. Adepta Sororitas. I will say this again - I am a daemon, and I know not what fear is. I have fought them. Once. I ran. Terrified. I was powerless against their blind, unwavering faith. It's the stuff of legend, quite honestly. Since that moment onwards, I do not know what to make out of myself and what I am supposed to be. Born in Darkness, I bore witness to Light... and it is blinding. Yet it feels... accepting. Maybe it's best for me to give myself over to it, maybe it's best for me to stay, here, in the confines of the cold shade... I know not the answer. Who knows what might happen when a being of Darkness walks into a realm of Light? I don't. But I might just try and find out... one day. One day."

[@KiraDidNoWrong8274]

Is this an actual quote from somewhere, either way its badass

[@inccubusdaniel9249]

@@KiraDidNoWrong8274 lmao no I wrote it by hand as I was listening to the song. Thanks for the compliment though.

[@KiraDidNoWrong8274]

@@inccubusdaniel9249 ok got really confused for a moment, still very good job bro

[@timoylumontad3920]

Sounds like Meliodas and Elizabeth

[@lucareali7645]

Probably you will find the light after having a 1vs1 with Saint Celestine

[@NyeMechworks]

Not gonna lie: when I first heard this a tear came to my eye. **presses replay repeatedly**

[@unityostara6380]

So I'm not the only one.

[@frantisekpreissler4217]

This does... put a smile on my face. Somehow rather hopeful and inspirational, as his holy maidens should be.

[@shadowrodney]

Listening to this as I fight hordes in Darktide as a Female Zealot. It's freaking awesome

[@jamespocelinko104]

A fitting song for women who inspire through their pure, incorruptible faith.

[@tardigrade8019]

also Flamers. Never forget the Flamers.

[@MrRemicas]

*The impure walk through every hall; but I am closer now* I love the smell of promotheum in the morning. Smells like purity.

[@DemonKingVI]

Adeptas Sororitas. The truest expression of "Women don't want a man. Women want a flaming sword, comradery, a fully stocked library, and The Black Mamba." Praise the Emperor and Respect the Sororitas!

[@ViRiXDreamcore]

Yo I like this! Great use of vocals and orchestral and contemporary instruments! Kind of reminds me of Evanessence. One small thing is the vocals seem to be sitting on top of the track and could probably mix in a little better but I’m no mixing expert myself. Great work!

[@TheShadowOfHumanity]

The Emperor protects

I dont care what others say, the Sisters are 100000000 times more badass than the Space Marines, a bunch of mortal women who can walk up to a Greater Demon and spit in its face with no fear, only faith to guard their souls against the horrors of Chaos. How truly legendary and epic is that!?

[@aionlion]

I would love to see a punk rock style of sister just flipping off khorne bubble gum and all

[@bananapeel-cq3bh]

Imperial Guard. Not in the strength of the space marines. Not in the faith of the sororitas. But in the everlasting will to fight for their families. The guard is fighting against every single damn enemy the imperium has and will fight. They have held the line for millenias they were there before the marines. They were there before the sororitas. They are humanities shield and sword. For what else is best for protecting humanity than itself

[@unnamed1613]

Ahh. Something to listen while i camp infront of my local GW.

[@mayajade6198]

> Show up out of nowhere on an agri-world already being the best non-augmented fighters in the galaxy > First recorded action is telling a bloodthirsty dictator to fuck off and then getting hired by him > Fought a siege against the Imperial Fists and it was a draw > Became the first people in 4,000 years to be allowed into the Emperor's throne room _while they were still technically traitors,_ because they were just that loyal > Beheaded a fucking Ecclesiarch and _got tacit permission to do it again_ if the Ministorum ever starts getting too big for its britches again > Still weirdly ambiguous whether or not they're _part_ of the Ministorum or just sworn to obey the Ecclesierch because otherwise there'd be no way to make them listen to anyone > Even then they don't listen. > When their founding Sister was martyred, one order rounded up every single member of the cult that killed her and have allegedly been using the Orders Hospitallers' life-extension technology to continue torturing them all for 5,000 years and counting > Said order now deliberately turns all of their battlefields into deadly toxic wastelands because they are too faithful to die and their opponents _aren't._ > Another order once opened their assault on a planet by dousing the entire surface in holy oil and then _lighting it all on fire_ > Eventually put out said flames by seeding the clouds with holy water so that anywhere it rained became consecrated ground > One time a Sister Famulous guided a ship through the Warp after their navigator died, despite not being a psyker, because she was just that faithful. > Abbess Sanctorum gets elected as a High Lord > She shows up to the Senate in full battle armor > Other High Lords proceed to shit their pants > Manages to be good at her job while actively leading a crusade by just outsourcing all her High Lord duties to an army of Dialogi. > Imagine what we could achieve if every High Lord did this. > Their long-range artillery is a tank that shoots missiles from a _working pipe organ._ >They don't use drop-pods. They drop _entire churches_ from orbit. > Space Marines: "We are the Emperor's Angels!" Also Space Marines: _fully half of them fell to chaos._ Meanwhile, Sisters: > So incorruptible that the Grey Knights could only resist being corrupted by a daemon of Khorne by dousing themselves in Sister blood _no I am NOT letting you forget that this happened, the bloodtide is CANON and I will die on this hill specifically because it makes the GKs look like CHUMPS_ > Blood Angels: "Hey psst, can we copy your homework?" Saint Celestine (Introduced in Codex Witch Hunters, 2003): "Sure, just change it so it doesn't look like you copied." Codex Blood Angels (2009): *Introduces the Sanguinor* > Organization composed entirely of orphans > Call themselves "the Daughters of the Emperor" > Beheaded the guy who briefly changed their name to "brides" > Y'all still joke about them wanting to fuck the emperor. > Bad little heretics get put in the PAIN GUNDAM where the only escape from your eternal torment is to get yourself killed by the enemies of the Imperium. Failure to comply will be punished by upgrading the Pain Gundam's cockpit to a sensory-deprivation iron maiden for even more perfect isolation from anything and everything good in life. > Canonically all _fantastic_ singers. The Sisters of Battle are the coolest fucking faction, don't @ me.

[@helline9]

As much as this is all legit and your descriptions are fucking hilarious, you however forgot some things.... 1.) Sisters are as old as 40k -they where in the original Rogue trader! making them one of the oldest factions in the game. 2.) in old canon lore, sisters where used to capture & control wayward or rogue space marines, even whole chapters! 3.) They defended against a siege by Imperial Fists, Black templars, Soul Drinkers, Fire Hawks (who later became the 'Legion of the Damned') and Ad'mech all AT THE SAME TIME and it was a draw! The Sisterhood only quit after chatting to 'big-E'. 4.) There is only ONE named fallen sister; Miriael Sabathiel, compared to HOW MANY named chaos marines are there? 5.) …you didn't mention the 'Soulcage' and how Stern can 1v1 kill greater daemons and flatten cities with her mind? 6.) No mention of the fact that sisters are so bonkers that they bring a fucking FUNERAL PROCESSION to war!! 7.) another one rides a fucking pulpit into battle! 8.) there's an Order that rips their own skin off so they'll fight HARDER! 9.) Where's the fact that each time Saint Celestine resurrects she has to climb over a mountain of her own bodies! 10.) Saint Mina duelled against a Custodian because it was HER JOB (angry founding Repentia-matriach of the Bloody Rose) 11.) oh, and sisters do all this while being just normal mortal humans. They are the faction of 'F.U!', it's inspiring. Sisters are boss!

[@1vandread]

So yeah, I’ll be blasting this most holiest of hymns through my headphones while battling enemies of the Emperor with my Sisters army when the new models and codex releases. It took 20 years but, His Fury is returning.

[@manticore6963]

Finally some love for my pyromaniac Girls. (not counting r34) Unironically my most favourite Faction in 40k and I feel so bad, that they always seem to get the shaft in any way possible.

[@halfdragonhal]

Manti Core there getting new stuff this month

[@deathcompanybattlebrother]

@@halfdragonhal yeah exactly, they are gonna get a lot this month

[@halfdragonhal]

Death Company Battle Brother I think they know not everyone keeps up with all that is Warhammer.

[@tormunnvii3317]

The lyrics are outstanding, and it gives Joliet a better foundation to accentuate her haunting tones. Fantastic. This is by far and away the best song on this channel.

[@jaydentherandomkriegsman2209]

The voxcast notified me of this on kreig. I came as fast as I can with my shovel.

[@CT-Clone]

*Urge to cleanse in holy flame rising*

[@mistertzeentch7960]

*Salamanders wants to know your location*

[@WrathofKelly]

Sisters of battle are so badass. I just finished my Imperial Guard army and I started to make the Sisters of battle two days ago and I don't regret it at all. Prise be the God Emperor!

[@zachm9202]

"God Emperor"... *Looks at other things called God in Warhammer* Umm, Why compare them, he is a man, not a god.

[@renuduner2]

By the Manperor of Mankind this is... this is...... FABULOUS, YES IT MAKE MY OILED ABS QUIVER IN JOY YES

[@zachm9202]

Yes for everything except the abs part, no Custodian strippers allowed here.

[@ericchilders5378]

"father, your forgot to sterilize your companions."

[@renuduner2]

@@zachm9202 BUT MINE OILED ABS ARE MAGNIFICIIENT BROTHER

[@renuduner2]

@@ericchilders5378 Oh but we are sterile, so we can do it all we want ;)

[@renuduner2]

@Brother Kotello NIce do we get to have oil margaritas?

[@PeTTs0n88]

Ah, this is part of the hymns of the Ecclesiarchy, no doubt. The Emperor be by your side, sisters.

[@Benthino]

Ah, Daughters of The Emperor!

[@kalleh6400]

Who needs female spacemarines when you have the Adepta Sororitas kicking ass and taking names. I also belive that the SoB is the closest thing there is to a good guys in the entire warhammer multiverse, they show symptahy and care for the common peasants and soldiers of the Imperium, they are incredibly faithful and they literally have a living saint.

[@Dylan13Nessman]

I wouldn't say they are the closest thing. Salamander are probably a notch above them. Sisters are known to be fanatical to a fault and will purge everyone to get just 1 heretic. That said, compared to a lot of the grim dark of 40k. They are pretty high up there.

[@MartinBlackArcano]

This is the soundtrack to a Sororitas ascending into Living Sainthood.

[@Psychoangel-d23]

So im not the Only one Who Got that vibe from it eh?

[@piatpotatopeon8305]

This collaboration really knocked it out of the park! Everything feels so perfect! Ethan Song's lyrics are magnificent in their rhythm and gravitas. I really appreciate how certain lines highlight the unique perspectives of the Sororitas, contrasting them with the outlooks of other Imperium-aligned organizations. The vocalist turns those words into pure poetry! I think Joliet Shuff 's performance captures a certain authentic femininity that I've rarely seen in depictions of the Sisters of Battle. She breathes life into an Imperial subfaction that is too often reduced to rote objectification. (I hope that didn't sound misogynistic. It wasn't meant as such) I feel like I'm listening to real individual in-universe, and it's a magical experience. All of this is amplified by your work, Stringstorm. I didn't even notice your efforts during my first listen. I was just swept up and carried away by the song. That's one of the signs of a great composer (I hope that's the appropriate word to use here.) It's like the musical score of great movies or plays. The audience doesn't consciously register the sounds because they so perfectly mirror and accentuate the rest of the piece. This whole thing just has so much synergy. You all did so well!

[@AnnieScarlet]

Thank you so much! And that wasnt misogynistic at all lol

[@bolrath6984]

I feel that this would be sung almost as a kind of mix of recruitment and inspiration. I love it

[@claudiu-mihaipuiu1221]

Millions of guardsmen would sign up just to get a shot to fight alongside them.

[@travisbrewer1641]

you know what I like most about this song? is the opening music, that plays a bit in the back ground, sounds like a child's music box. Fitting as the sisters of battle like the astartes have a fairy tale renown to them

[@Alue14]

I'm normally Agnostic, but when I hear this song, I have a strong desire to bend my knee for the Emperor, and the Eclessiarch, and fight the demons! LONG LIVE THE EMPEROR!!! LET HUMANITY REIGN FOREVER!!!

[@Kotoy1]

The Emperor protects.

[@austingole4861]

Warhammer has a tendency of doing this to people, part of why it’s so fun

[@dreadpatch]

Wow... Just wow. StringStorm and crew, you outdid yourselves with this one. That left me speechless. More power to you!

[@Gebunator]

IT IS GODDAMN JARRING..The cutesy idols sings and then serious stuff like that. I AM NOT COMPLAININGI AM JUST A STORM OF FEELINGS MAN. Like totally strung, you feel me?

[@scytherelite7481]

Looks like November is the month of the glorious Sisters of battle

[@Graine01]

Well playing this while in Rogue trader combat with argenta mowing down everything and everyone.

[@patrickvogel9922]

This was REALLY good, kudos to the singer!

[@tavernadodevilhunter6732]

" i'm not injured i'm enraged" "guided by faith"- sister argenta from warhammer 40k rogue trader

[@ericchilders5378]

Some of the most pious and holy amongst us mere mortals. The sisters of battle. The men and women of Krieg will always await our next battle alongside such holy warriors with silent reverence. (and happy gas mask noises)

[@Xmaster1990]

That Sister has a beautiful voice, May the Emperors light shine her path

[@MisterTwoScoops]

Where the Astartes bring awe through might and dread, the Sororitas bring awe through faith and fervor. I cannot like this song enough.

[@crysis69c]

Quelle beauté resplendissante , celle des guerriers et guerrières de la foi , Amen

[@SneakyBeeBuzzBuzz]

Wow this is easily my favourite song that Stringstorm has ever done Joliet has an amazing voice Fantastic lyrics by Ethan This song brings goosebumps for any Imperial fan!

[@zachm9202]

So the goosebumps are normal? Really love this over the space marine singing.

[@evil_fairy]

I removed my like, to press it again. It's beautiful.

[@TheAtlarchy]

I feel like the biggest strength of Sisters Of Battle is that Emperor is actually a good father to them after he learned his lesson with space Marines...

[@alexroman8878]

Isn’t he their husband?))

[@yaboistryker3750]

​@@alexroman8878depends on the order

[@sckecherten8304]

​@@alexroman8878 we don't talk about that ok, mainly cus we would lose our heads

[@alexanderjaruk]

​@@sckecherten8304Crusader Kings 3 intensifies.

[@anusblaster8671]

Unexpectedly epic thanks for this. Anyone who hurts my little girls will regret it.

[@smokytopboomboom]

Ah, good. My girls got a song. It's a good day.

[@EddyOfTheMaelstrom]

Holy sisters, this i pray in the name of the Forgotten, bring His light and holy flame, cleanse the impurity of the iniquity. Ave Imperator

[@Meshakhad]

As these monsters defile our homes We clutch tightly to hallowed tomes Then descend to turn their worlds to catacombs!

[@Dylan13Nessman]

"Then descend to turn their worlds to catacombs" That line hits so hard.

[@urghar54]

In french/en français: Toujours suivant ce chemin, née connaissant la lumière, Élevée pour équilibrer foi et puissance Jamais je ne douterais, jamais ne fuirai ton regard Je sens ta force près de moi, me guidant au combat. Oh, je ne suis qu'une petite voix dans le chœur, Chantant un hymne discréditant leur hérésie. Purge moi dans les flammes, laisse moi devenir Un feu purifiant qui châtiera le monde. Alors ne tremble plus, réprime tes pensées impures Notre foi est placé en bien plus grand que nous. Plus qu'un engrenage, plus qu'une simple pièce Nous ne formons qu'un tout, pour soutenir sa haine. Nous n'oublierons pas l'endroit d'où nous venons Aveuglée par la fausse lumière, marchant sur des voies trompeuses Lors du Règne du Sang où nos cœurs, nos valeurs, furent lésés Jusqu'à la grâce de Saint Thor, lorsque Vandire fut tué. Aujourd'hui nous combattons pour la foi, illuminant les ténèbres. A la galaxie, nous offrirons notre grâce ardente. Bien que les autres craignent le feu, je chérirai son étreinte, J'endurerai la douleur, quand notre volonté frappera. Puisque ces monstres profanent nos mondes, Nous empoigneront les livres saints Puis nous procéderont à leur très sainte hécatombe. Malgré les chutes que nous subissons, les égarés doutant des Écrits Plein de rage nous prêtons serment; nous les abattrons. Alors comme les sœurs venu avant moi, Je jure de purger les terres de ceux dont les pensées sont un antre froid. Ainsi soit-il! A la fin de la nuit, nous aurons notre revanche. L'impur erre dans tous les coins, mais je m'avance inexorablement. Devant le fiel, l'arrogance, nous réprimons la corruption Et frappons de toute notre ardeur. Nous sommes l'eau face au désert, la foi seule sort de nos bouches. Car la dissidence n'a aucun sens, nous le confessons. Et où nous sommes choisi, nous irons comme une confrérie. Une famille, unifiée par son âme éternelle. J’étudie en silence contemplant chaque ancien verset Par notre foi, nous libérons l'impur de sa malédiction. Et quand l'ordre viendra, je n'aurais pas d'hésitation, La tendre chaleur de la torche, sera leur damnation.

[@Wrathnicangel104]

I really love this song. Its so epic that i lost how many times I listen to it.

[@KiraDidNoWrong8274]

This is genius bro, i was really hoping for a sororita song at some point

[@greensleeves5710]

Just a humble Catachan passing through the comment section. May the Emperor be with you!

[@zachm9202]

We need more of her, I can't fucking stop listening to this, help.

[@tigeremperor80]

By the Emperor, this is bone chilling. The voice is angelical, which makes it even better! It's like a war chant of angels! HOLY EMPEROR, I LOVE IT!

[@tyberostheredwake6153]

*They may be only human, but their faith is the strongest weapon there is. The Void Father smiles upon THEM!*

[@Ashley-the-fox]

They are on the short list of loyalist I respect them,dorm,and you

[@bowenorcutt78]

I think this might be your best one yet! I was literally in tears by the end of it.

[@michaelandreipalon359]

A truly enigmatic yet influential group of anti-sinners and brave souls. Shame they're besmirched in Dawn of War: Soulstorm, both in story and gameplay.

[@kobolddraconneon679]

Strangely in season with the bells. Nothing keeps warm during Christmas like the burning crusade of the Sisters.

[@oscarwind4266]

Our knowledge of Xeno's bio weaponry is limited but fortunately, my faith in the Emperor is not so lacking - Roughly my favorite quote in the entire setting. Wrath and Glory, Sister Hospitaller entry I think.