SECOND WAR FOR ARMAGEDDON: PRACTICE RUN (TRILLIONS DEAD) | Warhammer 40k Lore

[@Adeptusridiculous]

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[@Dracobyte]

Thank you for another AR episode!

[@zarasque]

When can we get adric posters on displate 😅

[@cherrypopscile3385]

"The first war was just a chaos invsion it wasn't that big" My brother in The God Emperor it was the first time Demon Primarch Angron materialized in material space since the Horus Heresy. Your kinda underselling it here

[@jweb7289]

Saying that the 1st War of Armageddon wasn’t big is like calling Vraks a skirmish.

[@GamerGrovyle]

Angron materializing is a Tuesday

[@zerowolf0006]

Didn’t a bunch of Grey Knights die taking Angron down and the aftermath what lead to the Months of Shame

[@admrlwlvrnlgtngblt]

​@@zerowolf0006correct!!

[@adamstephens5964]

@@GamerGrovyleit is now, but back then that was the first we as the readers knew of him coming back to real space.

[@zenkomenhi]

"Are you two friends?" Ghazghkull: "Yes!" Yarrick: "No" >:(

[@GrimThe13]

Solid "It' complicated"

[@digunder14]

to be fair, grod is closest word in the ork language to friend, technically being a word that means "favorite enemy"

[@YoBen100]

Most people say the sequel is bad. But the second war for Armageddon is so good that it made one of the greatest friend/enemy rivalry in the history of 40k.

[@tacticalcandyVtuber]

It’s called a bromance

[@Dracobyte]

And in the future, it would give birth to a cool revenge odyssey.

[@chanceholland8153]

Frienemy, it's called, I think.

[@MixerTheNovir]

in the trilogies second one is always the best

[@JudgeNicodemus]

The word in Orkish is Grod.

[@kaleb2643]

Remember in "Prophet of the Waagh" when how Gaz feels about Yarrik is described as "when two humies really like each other and it causes a whole lot of problems"?

[@jackmack4181]

My favorite part is how inquisitor fawlkes called the original planet lord an “the worst emperor bothered she has ever seen”

[@dmanlip]

"The first one wasnt that important" Angron would be violently angry if he heard that one... well, more violently angry than normal

[@U1TR4F0RCE]

The Grey Knights bribed him.

[@ArcturusMinsk]

If i was a thousand sons i'd totally fill my dusty power suit with other people's intestines just to see what it's like, then i'd be like "hey find me a hamburger I wanna give this thing a test drive."

[@wellhiyadude1]

Fun, but the dusted thousand suns are literally completely sealed in their suits. There is no opening so they would just be smearing the intestines against their vox grill and mashing it. Sadly they can't get anything inside at all

[@Batsquid_]

@@wellhiyadude1 Could they teleport it inside with sorcery?

[@cauan-ex2ph]

​@@Batsquid_ "I SHALL TRANSPORT THIS DELECTABLE LUNCHEON THROUGH THE EMPYREAN AND DIRECTLY INTO MY CHESTPIECE!"

[@nealter2685]

​@@cauan-ex2phI have no mouth and i must have dino nuggies

[@Lightwolf_VR]

​@Batsquid_ The serious answer is that the ones without (enough) sorcery are the ones who were dusted, and are too busy having a straight up bad time to do hijinks with whatever shadow of personality and will is left in them.

[@ParkorEnderman]

War for Armageddon One, A war so fun it needed a sequel

[@valantisalatsas7249]

a war so fun, they made it into a trilogy

[@nujiro]

I understood that referrence

[@popecorkyxxiv2363]

I think you guys should be a prequel episode for Armageddon because it would really setup why the Orks keep coming back. Armageddon used to be named Ullanor Prime and was featured at the very beginning of the Horus Heresy books.

[@う手ェべっ時]

@@popecorkyxxiv2363 a lot of that was already talked about/discussed when they did the episode on Ghazghkull himself.

[@HideyoshiKinoshita84]

​@@う手ェべっ時Not really. Because they still haven't discussed or realized Ullanor (now Armageddon) is the original Homeworld of the Orks which is why they're drawn to it. Nor have they talked about that the name for the Beast is the name as Ghazz's. Mag Uruk Thraka also means "I am Slaughter".

[@う手ェべっ時]

@@HideyoshiKinoshita84 wait I’m pretty sure Bricky told DK Armageddon’s origin story, like I explicitly remember him telling him that it was Ullanor Prime, and how it’s considered their Mecca, a holy place and their home world I believe ( don’t quote me on that) unless I’m having a serious case of the Mandela effect I’m 100% they mentioned Ullanor when talking about Gazz a while back.

[@HideyoshiKinoshita84]

@@う手ェべっ時 They talked about Armageddon being Ullanor, but they didn't realize or talk about the fact that Ullanor is the Ork's OG Homeworld or that the Beast (they haven't talked about the Beast in general) retook Ullanor and make it the center of its Empire.

[@う手ェべっ時]

@@HideyoshiKinoshita84 I think they are going to save all of that until they cover war of the beast, but they still did discuss Ullanor, so how does that make me incorrect?, I mean you are correct they didn’t go too in depth with the Horus heresy and the war of the beast but they still mentioned it, they did it to give context as to why in a short period of time.

[@SeanHoltzman]

Straight Straubin it, and by it, I mean my Herman

[@RvEijndhoven]

What's Straubing, my Hermans? (iykyk)

[@burnin8able]

she Straubin on my Herman till I Armageddon.

[@bigbadgerboogie9132]

Dude... I was doing the old Herman von Straub and then I WAAAAAGH!-ed all over the planet... Armageddon outta here...

[@axelmaldonado2642]

​@@RvEijndhoven Do you think Robert is chaos-pilled?

[@TheFlibidy]

My favorite part is when Herman von Straub said "It's Straubin' time!" and Straubed all over those guys.

[@DirtHermit]

Abbadon hurls celestial megastructures at planets, and runs away. Ghazgkull RIDES it down, gets in some proppa krumpin, and runs away. Ghazgkull may not know about GorkaMorka... but the Waaagh knows.

[@Dracobyte]

Like some Devil May Cry character.

[@Ketooey]

25:08 "Is it older than Bricky? No, not yet, but it's getting there." Bricky, I don't think you understand how time works.

[@Nobleheart111]

It wasn’t just the several million cases of criminal negligence and murder. Von Straub was also charged with 2 counts of Improper Dress.

[@PsychoticFruitfly]

......... and one seatbelt violation.

[@khylerbane4523]

And 33 counts of indecency.

[@sillylung]

DK makes the orks are fun guys joke in the first ork episode and Bricky hates it but he loves it here.

[@SeanHoltzman]

Bricky had to acclimate to the truth

[@sillylung]

@@SeanHoltzman only took him 3 years lol

[@alexanderxyz9572]

Mindbreak.

[@carlfromaccounting1112]

Character development

[@thegreatpumpkin4564]

In term of Yarrick carrying a Storm Bolter by himself, remember, Comissiar do have the means to carry a boltgun for execution. Considering some bolt-patterns are made for non-Space Marines and that a guy like him is heavily augmented, its not implausible at all for him to have one, much unlike an inquisitor would.

[@collecter343]

Could also be a modified bolter to allow him to use it. Implanted gravity suspension.

[@DeadGothicRed]

They really should have realized something when they said "The First War for Armageddon"

[@earlgrey2130]

@MCDonalds Joke: "Wir suchen dich!" means "We are looking for you (to employ you)!"

[@burnin8able]

ok but out of context a sign from a corporation that just says "We're looking for you!" is so incredibly ominous.

[@Aaron-io8vw]

But also very German

[@Nickname-ef9tv]

@@burnin8able That's just a common phrasing used by companies looking for employees.

[@burnin8able]

@@Nickname-ef9tv Usually more to the phrase than just that though. It's usually something along the lines of "we're looking for you to join our team" or some such.

[@6totoro6]

@@burnin8able if u translate in less literal terms: "We are hiring" is still in context.

[@DerMannDerSeineMutterwar]

12:23 It´s just "We're looking for you" it´s a job offer poster. In Germany we have a pretty massive worker shortage which means that allmost every company has started to put more money into adds advertising to work there than to buy their product.

[@ringoutko9463]

Still waiting for Bricky and DK to do War of the Beast and learn some of the great secrets of 40K lore such as the truth about Armageddon, the origin of the Klans and Ork Daemon Princes

[@ringoutko9463]

How cursed I can’t see or interact with my replies

[@augustgurtisen]

@@ringoutko9463 I don't see any replies either

[@ringoutko9463]

@@augustgurtisen yea my email said I had a couple

[@_NIKOS9_NIKOS]

Ngl I feel like they are gonna hate most of it.

[@erronbennett2918]

Adeptus ridiculous coming out on my birthday is a peak present, thanks for making my 18th even better guys :D, To make DK feel old I was born in 2006

[@jakejutras5420]

Happy Birthday my man!

[@sigurdjensen195]

That's not real. People aren't born after 2000, and the sure as hell wouldn't be around 20. They'd be like 10 or something

[@conalodwyer2269]

​@@sigurdjensen195 sorry to say but i know two 23 years old born in 2001

[@khylerbane4523]

“I AM YARRICK, I LOOK UPON YOU AND YOU *DIE!”* -Yarrick after losing his arm and killing Ugulhard. Herman von Strab aka the Great Greasy one, Overlord Obesity, Major Morbidity, and the Notorious P.I.G (Pompous Ignorant Glutton). The most hated non chaos character in the Imperium after Vandire. I *Highly* recommend Old Man Lore, Stories, and Theories if you want more on Jabba the gut.

[@mharizsaifuddin7059]

Ghazghkull Margaret Thatcher

[@edgarsandoval6990]

I heard that Thatcher thing is a myth.

[@chanceholland8153]

"The problem with war is eventually you run out of good enemies."

[@user-jl2ev9el8c]

I know this is a classic meme but just a PSA, the mag uruk thraka being a Margaret Thatcher reference is just fanon and was a coincidence. This has been confirmed by rick priestly at some point in a old white dwarf or some other Q&A I can't remember exactly rn. Side note, I'm 95% sure that there's some super obscure character from 1st or 2nd edition out there that is a genuine Margaret Thatcher reference. I'll probably update this comment if I can find both the sources for this.

[@alexvaraderey]

@@user-jl2ev9el8c Not from 40k, but from Warhammer - Magritta of Marienburg, who would become Empress Magritta in 1979.

[@Dracobyte]

Wasn't that reference debunked?

[@TrekPraxis]

Don't care how many times they deny it, the madlads at GW in the 80's definitely made Ghaz's full name sound like Margaret Thatcher on purpose.

[@patrickdeck4975]

I hung my head and wept at the Armageddon the hell out of here pun

[@burnin8able]

ya know speaking of the emperor statue weeping blood, I didn't actually realize this until it was spelled out to me while playing Rogue Trader recently that the official imperial depictions of the emperor aren't anything like the Blanche artwork of the guy. The statues in all the video games of a robed skeleton with a power sword pointed tip down to the ground? yeah those are the standard emperor statues.

[@tristanmora1081]

1st War of Armageddon: During the Great Crusade multiple Astartes legions went off to fight an Ork empire situated on the planet once known as Ulanor. Horus, Mortarion, Dorn, The Kahn threw themselves into the fray against millions of greenskins but were routed by the greatest leader of the orks at the time named Urlack Urg. Big E had to step in with the rest of the other legions, this being the only time in known history that all 18 legions with Primarchs and The Emperor fought under a single unified force. Horus fought his way through the base like a turn based siege rpg to get to the final boss within his throne room at the top of the highest tower. Horus Bane back breaks Urg and tosses his corpse out the window, defeating the Ork forces who retreated in the wake of their leader’s defeat. Upon the proclaimed Triumph of Ulanor, this is where two things happened: 1) Ulanor was renamed to Armageddon as by the Space Marines constantly describing the battle as a world ending event until the arrival of back up helped them win, followed by the name sticking afterwards to remove the xenos blemish for xenophobic reasons. 2) this is where Big E named favorite son Horus to Warmaster and dipped out to work on top secret project that nobody knew about and the rest is history. According to legend the orks would forever commemorate their defeat at Ulanor by using the checkerboard patterns onto their armor as a possible recognition of respect for their enemies, The Luna Wolves, for giving them such a great fight and aspire to become stronger than them into the future though because Orks they probably forgot about them not long after but the checkerboard design is still a common design on the Orks armor today 10,000 years later and continuously keep coming back to the planet as though a psychic calling summons Orks back to what was once their most powerful capital in their old empire post War in Heaven.

[@U1TR4F0RCE]

Pretty sure that's just the first war on the planet of Armageddon. The First War for Armageddon is when Angron re-unified the World Eaters and the fighting was such that the grey knights were damaged to the degree that the Months of Shame happens right after. The War you are talking about is the Ullanor Crusade. Funnily enough Ullanor Prime/Armageddon showed up as being the central Ork base for the War of the Beast.

[@CannibalShinobi]

Your first point is just absolutely wrong under the current lore. Ullanor was taken back by Orks during the wae of the beast and used as their main headquarters while they built and sent moon sized space hulks to bring the Imperium to their knees. After being defeated by the biggest ass pull in Warhammer 40k history they lost Ullanor once again. Admech were told to blow the planet up, but instead they used Ork tekk to teleport the planet to another abandoned system, stripped it of everything worth while, and abandoned it again to be forgotten from Imperial records. It was then rediscovered, colonized and renamed to Armageddon, now even though it's in a completely different system the Orks are still instinctually drawn to their homeworld.

[@stevethegeckotv]

The 3rd Armageddon War was the first time GW let us submit results for battles. It ended up a draw.

[@conkle7955]

The Lion King Incident almost destroyed the Ridiculous Alliance. Thank goodness we had a miracle happened

[@antigrav6004]

Bricky has a chance to see the 30th anniversary of the Lion King in an actual theater right now to make up for him pushing it out of his brain. It's definitely worth it.

[@scooterdescooter4018]

30 years. Holy shit, I saw it in the theater. I dropped my popcorn and was sad this I remember.

[@majordakka5743]

Probably the worst L take by Bricky saying spongebob is better than lion king

[@Destroyedearth]

AdRic: Makes an episode about the second war of armageddon Me: Just finished the Yarrick omnibus What an coinkydink

[@sartdk9111]

Shiiiit I'm reading it right now let's go!!!

[@Destroyedearth]

@@sartdk9111 hope I wont spoiler you to much but that stuff is a bit depressing now reading Warboss, Orks have a way more lighthearted approach concerning warfare

[@ArchArturo]

You could also say Coinkybrick?

[@naab007]

"Wir suchen dich" roughly translates to "We seek you", basically it's the "We want you" poster, it's a recruitment ad.

[@martinpolo5812]

Deekeigh, the new chaos god of sarcasm.

[@liamodahl1205]

You know who DID watch Bluey? Brother Azron.

[@Bluesand10045]

Ghazkull × Yarrick Art When?

[@aganaom1712]

ye boss. this grot roight here

[@chanceholland8153]

It exists. Just Google rule 34 ghazkull yarrick. It's safe......... you can trust the internet, right? 😂

[@benthomas3355]

The first four Armageddon is actually not the first war of Armageddon but the second war of Armageddon. Armageddon was originally called ulenor, and was the final battle of the Great Sade over the orcs where Horus was named warmaster.

[@FromTheAshes0762]

NO MERCY! NO REMORSE! NO FEAR!

[@Dracobyte]

No Mercy Percy!

[@zackaria98]

20:05 The space balls reference killed me

[@khylerbane4523]

“Serroff, you gotta help me! I don’t know what to do, I can’t make decisions, I An OVERLORD!” -Von Staub when he heard the Orcs were approaching Hive Tartarus.

[@mannofdober873]

I always find it odd that the *Second* War for Armageddon is the first one. No, there never was a "First War for Armageddon." If there was, we'd know about it.

[@riven5677]

It should also be noted hellsreach put up a huge fight as well and it fell when a bunch of weirdboyz melted the defenders brains en masse

[@GuntherCloneC]

Makari DOES reincarnate by himself, but he only remembers his previous lives after Ghaz's touch. So when Makari dies, Ghaz tells his boys to go to the gretchin hatching place and to find a "lucky grot". they usually do this by just killing all the grots, and Makari somehow always survives. I think this story was his first reincarnation: After a long time of remembering nothing but being inside a fungus hole in the Great Green, Makari suddenly awoke on Armageddon, having been reincarnated into a new body. He narrowly survived a group of Orks that came and mowed down all the Gretchin in his birthing tunnel, with a bullet instead deflecting off a piece of metal and hitting one of the Orks in the leg. The Orks were on a mission from Ghazghkull himself to find a "lucky Grot" and bring him to the Warboss' side. Having done just that, the Orks chased the Grot into Ghazghkull's throneroom and he came before the Prophet of the Waaagh! once more. Ghazghkull gave his claw burn mark to the Grot, and in that moment Makari regained all his memories of his previous life. (source: wh40K lexicanum)

[@bryancsodapop]

40:30 Dk's idea of disemboweling is cutting open the bag of one of those old vacuum cleaners

[@thepsychicmist7203]

Is this the one where Grimmy gets a church dropped on him?

[@eomerseored]

no, thats the third!. this is the one where Gaz meets his boyfriend for the first time

[@goldenboyxiii4095]

38:34 😱 The inquisition should be called in for this heresy. May the god emperor have mercy on bricky's soul.

[@krankarvolund7771]

"His dad died to a very painful amount of grief and spider venom" So natural causes then? ^^

[@MrSamulai]

To everyone who doesn't ship Yarrick and Ghazghkull, may I just quickly remind you what is orks primary method of reproduction?

[@Dracobyte]

Spores.

[@MrSamulai]

@@Dracobyte Correctomundo. When do the orks drop spores?

[@crypteck-h4c]

When they die

[@Dracobyte]

@@crypteck-h4c only wgen tgey die? That is crazy!

[@MrMango331]

​@@crypteck-h4cI thought they dropped them wherever they went but more when they died

[@battleax6364]

“Ghazghkull May be smart but he’s still an ork” May just be my favorite line from this

[@BedlamsSon]

Old Man Lore did such a -great- roast of Herman Von Strab.

[@ArcaneMaiden]

Herman von Straub: *exists* Lt. Kage: _STEEL CHAIR SMASH_ ಠ⁠益⁠ಠ

[@lordvance6774]

Von Strab actually does show up again, he's an important character in the third Last Chancers novel. The 13th Penal Legion's Lieutenant Kage and Colonel Schaeffer put together a team with one goal, to find and kill him.

[@matijasostojic4288]

40:00 the dude crashed in Armagedon. He probably died horribly.

[@Tzilandi]

Herman von Strab, on top of being the worst, also bears an uncanny resemblance to Stefan Amaris, the BattleTech settings Horus-equivalent. Make of that what you will.

[@zackviola520]

Oh my god he DOES

[@Mazillll]

Fun fact for the Inquisitors for when they take out Bricky: Lion King is mostly about Swahili words! Hakuna matata is Swahili!

[@deforesttappan6478]

For the Third War of Armageddon. You should do it as a molty part series!!!

[@WolfA4]

As a fan of Black Templar I eagerly await the next episode.

[@gabrieldelrosario6692]

Im glad to see you guys still making content! Been a while since i’ve tuned in

[@Toggi1987]

The McDonald Meme in German means basically "we want you as employee"

[@PixelSlayer247]

I find it funny that I remember one of the first Ork episodes where DK made the 'they're fungis' joke and had to explain it to Bricky and he *hated* it, only for him to accidentally make the same joke and also need it explained to him, and then love it. You really couldn't script it any better.

[@MrNoneable]

One thing I've been wondering for a while, maybe the community can help me with this, or hopefully bricky will mention it for the third war: Where by the green taints of gork and mork did they find an Ork BIGGER than Ghaz? Wouldnt that usually make him another Waaaghboss in his own right? Random no name orks are usually not that big that even Ghazskul would get a powerboost from getting that body.

[@juliusskogman8290]

From what I've gathered without reading any books and only his wiki, his new body is a frankenstein creation of parts from several difference orks. Also with a battlewagon engine pump for a heart

[@U1TR4F0RCE]

if he got his new body on Armageddon it is where Vulkan slayed the Beast as well as the whole dumb six beasts thing.

[@MrNoneable]

@@juliusskogman8290 that would make some sense. and while I would find it hillarious to imagine multiple orks with oversized limbs, i guess its more likely that the dok just elongated some or packed some additional meatybits on them^^ Thanks :)

[@deadlydestroya]

Blood Angles and Commander Dante brought up again. Dante episode when?

[@Ice.Newton]

DK tweaking over the Lion king was the highlight of the episode

[@NMaderis]

Takeaway from this episode: Bricky had a strange, lonely childhood bereft of classic children's movies (the Lion King)

[@battleax6364]

I’d say even though Herman got away and might be alive I think it’s still a good punishment for him considering he’s gonna go from the life of a rich aristocrat to surviving in the wastelands

[@jakejohnson9552]

When you do the third war, I hope you don’t leave out the Last Chancers. Also, you should read that series for book club

[@NightWolf0228]

The Black Templars fought in Second Armageddon War right?

[@gorlothmaclaren1924]

Yup. At hive Helsteach

[@Dracobyte]

I think it was the Third one.

[@gorlothmaclaren1924]

Unless that was the third

[@702Jamy]

Third war, technically the second Ork War, that's where the confusion comes in

[@eomerseored]

@@702Jamy there are only 2 wars for armageddon, the second and the third

[@eviljoshy3402]

What was the phrase they called Yarrick in Ghaz's book? "An enemy you hate and respect in equal measure"?

[@Mybones67]

Bricky is dead wrong about the lion king. let us shame him publicly.

[@Dracobyte]

Have they done an episode about the First War of Armageddon?

[@う手ェべっ時]

Yes they briefly talked about it during the Months of Shame episode

[@HideyoshiKinoshita84]

It's not really related to the 2nd War anyways. 1st War is against Chaos, no orks, and Armageddon is infamous for the unending Ork meat grinder war.

[@Dracobyte]

@@う手ェべっ時 thanks for the answer!

[@う手ェべっ時]

@@Dracobyte happy to help 👍

[@woaddragon]

​​@@う手ェべっ時(hearing about Ullanor) You are sure that is the first war?

[@RothianFairmoon]

always fun listening to good Ork lore with Ghaz and Yarrik, also Hakuna Matata is Swahili for No trouble or no worries

[@glennmatlin8829]

After this, Bricky is every Disney adult's greatest enemy. Godspeed and good luck 🫡

[@AlexAinsworth-s1c]

"You're larping with your minis" it was amazing

[@digunder14]

don't worry bricky, the next time the orks loose on this world, herman does get killed while he is trying to run away

[@kerensky1245]

Spit out my drink during the Lion King rant! GGs

[@trentl3492]

Everyone wants to talk about how easy it is to put Displate magnets up, nobody ever talks about how easy it is to take Displate back down again.

[@GLHFtv]

As someone who just spent the past weekend at EVO...god damn. I knew I loved this podcast. Sets when?

[@RACHERgaming]

Also missed the part where Von Straub forcibly had admech launch old virus bombs on his own planet to try and stop the orks from getting to him

[@Balrog4242]

Bricky's only seen the Lion King once? Check him he might be a genestealer. Also the Imperium didn't really hold Armageddon, Gork and Mork just like to keep their sacred playground stocked with toys.

[@Outband599]

There is a really good story where a guardsman see yarrick and is shocked because he looks like a decrepit old man. Only until he puts the claw and armor and the guardsman is just like “oh now I see the hero commissar”

[@Nickname-ef9tv]

I would be shocked anyways. Fear the old ones in a profession where people die young.

[@Nobleheart111]

In Warhammer 40K, Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka, an Ork Warboss, describes his relationship with Commissar Yarrick as "skumgrod", which is sometimes used by Orks to mean "favorite enemy" or "closest thing to a friend".

[@digunder14]

big problem gaz had was he was so obsessed with ol' one eye that he more or less ignored the beakies, rather than doing something about them once they showed up, the prophet fell victim to a case of tunnel vision

[@thanatos5150]

"There are three wars for Armgeddon" Me, immediately, under my breath "And they didn't break the bank naming any of them"

[@davideddy8557]

"Going missing" when the Blood Angels are anywhere around. Classic lol

[@verbosevillian2202]

Orcs love their mass drivers…just like the Centauri. Lol

[@Rafael_the_moth]

The new glasses look great on u Bricherd, it even makes u look older, they said it was inposible

[@NightWolf0228]

That is very Ork pilled

[@jogl.8595]

it's fitting the orks are drawn to Armageddon, since it was their home world ullanor before Big E flattened it and made it a parking lot.

[@feralprocessor9853]

Straight away, SO MANY ARMAGEDDON WORDS!

[@digunder14]

31:45 one problem with that bricky, someone would have to care enough about him to host a funeral, and anyone that could have been that close to him i am pretty sure he has already caused the death of

[@MrPapamaci88]

WAAAGH!!!

[@Dracobyte]

Wahhhhggg!

[@Minerva5782]

An add played RIGHT after DK said, "Did you say behooved?" and I dead ass thought bricky fucking murdered DK during the ad break for a second💀😭

[@augustinejohnson450]

I am convinced that dk is the most night lords pilled thousand son I've ever seen in my life. I might kit bash a thousand son and nightlord just cause.

[@Andaril2]

What do you mean second war. This is second ORK war and third conflict what so ever. Oh hello mr. Commisar sir, what do you mean face wall!

[@TycoonTitian01]

I can’t believe the pinhead man survived a car accident and five gunshot wounds

[@phatomwhite9569]

“Armageddon da hell outta here”😂😂

[@curtislangdon8294]

Just wait until the next Gaurd Codex, Yarrick will come back with a new model.

[@emicklibs6024]

40:15 Bro i was just munching on my homemade carbonara when DK spat out that horrifying phrase. And keep in mind I work in the medical field. I don‘t mind talking about innards-related topics while eating. But idk the way he said is just absolutely turned my stomach and now I have paused my meal for the foreseeable future

[@svenbrede6151]

It's so funny to me how stormbolters are literally just upgraded smaller bolters. similar firerate, shoot on the run while having the same range

[@oniemployee3437]

Fun fact: "Wir suchen dich" means "We're looking for(searching) you!" Like a recruitment ad campaign.

[@popecorkyxxiv2363]

Fun Fact I learnt as a kid because my school wanted to do a Hakuna Matata themed school dance but then cancelled the theme when they realized what it actually means. Hakuna Matata means there are no worries because there is no past, there is no future, there is only now. School decided that wasn't a great message for kids afterall.

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7:00 in and I'm already reminded of the gerbil story

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56:30 this is 2nd time they both make this joke on orkz episode and one of them not getting the joke