Ads That Aged Terribly

[@Oceanatornowk]

Dr. Carbonation is someone who will definitely never age badly

[@johnmaplestein3497]

prayge he doesn’t go flat

[@BrandonGHEwing]

Dr carbonation is a man I’d take a bullet for

[@_m6_]

It'll neeeevvvveeeerrrr happen

[@jackculp]

Can't age badly if you're already old 😂

[@hextav]

​@@jackculpFirst comment, already a banger.

[@Pobert69]

14:57 that Flintstones clip wasn't a commercial, rather the Flintstones was owned by Winston cigarettes as was the entire channel that the Flintstones was on. Almost every TV station in America in the 50s was owned by a cigarette company which really makes it even more weird that they were making children commercials

[@atrioc]

insane!

[@greensheen8759]

Not almost, *every* tv station started thanks to the cigarette industry afaik. Knowing better has a great video about how ridiculous the influence is

[@doobzsalam1847]

Well I think it’s still insane I wouldn’t say it’s a children’s commercial. The flintstones weren’t a kids show but an adult one. While of course it is tame now a days much like the simpsons at the time it was seen as much much more adult. You can see this in the ad as it’s Fred and Barney talking about “long days and unwinding with a cigarette” something most husbands back then (which was the main audience) would relate to.

[@PointsofData]

​​@@doobzsalam1847 Adult show? What? It was a family show. Akin to SpongeBob, not so much Simpsons. They didn't _have_ "adult orientated programming" besides the news really because there were only like, five channels, so it needed to be something the whole family could theoretically watch together. Even stuff like I Love Lucy was specifically written so that kids could enjoy it too...that's why innuendos and implications happened so often back then, it wasn't because crass language and clear references to sex/etc offended adults it was because kids were potentially watching. It was more adult only because it included jokes adults could get, but it was not considered an adult show.

[@doobzsalam1847]

@@PointsofData I mean you were right with the first part. It was a show akin to the simpsons in the 90's the rest is just kinda....wrong

[@double_w6512]

My favorite to catch a predator line is when the predator is told the actual girls’ age and he gives the most unconvincing “what? No way.”

[@purpleconvict4152]

Where can I find this? 😂😂

[@double_w6512]

@@purpleconvict4152 kzbin.info/www/bejne/fmiVfH-VfbJ7g5osi=F0MPB2dmu-5FNjeO “you know what? I don’t want this cookie” is an all-time follow up as well.

[@peytonalexander5300]

Dude literally says it completely deadpan, as if it’s one word “Whaatnoway…”

[@purpleconvict4152]

@@peytonalexander5300 where can I find the clip?

[@erynmcgrath]

Ayds candy

[@chubbygrunt90]

Yo big A do you think Taylor Swift started dating Travis Kelce in order to PURPOSEFULLY go to the Jets game and get coverage that she was there so that when you google “Taylor swift Jets” you get articles about her at the game instead of the controversy she had about being the largest private jet user? Genius PR move

[@insertnamehere478]

High iq if true.

[@lordcarrot5355]

disney frozen moment

[@atrioc]

her PR team is getting their jersey in the rafters if this is true

[@chidoriyah]

i hope this is a meme lmfao

[@owenlewis2454]

"Elden ring torrent" vibes

[@yoo_maso]

Having "get ya freak on" for the background music on a To Catch A Predator commerical is diabolical LMAO

[@racecarman5]

my house had an armana fridge for years, worked well honestly until we got rid of it last year. It was the bomb

[@desertedham37]

it was the missle

[@firstlast9500]

@@desertedham37 That was already the joke now it just doesn’t make sense

[@liamjeffers4280]

It was the surface to air intercontinental ballistic defense missile

[@almakay01]

nice lol

[@CainXVII]

Too bad, you should have kept it to hide in in case an atom bomb dropped

[@tortillachips3911]

raytheon tech asking him what he thinks about raytheon was so funny 😂

[@williamteller9375]

The funny thing about the Raytheon ad (which I haven't seen anyone mention) is that it started by talking about how they were an Amish group originally. It doesn't get much more Amish than missiles.

[@Gandhi_Physique]

@@williamteller9375 "The amish make everything by hand so it is super high quality. Now we don't do anything that way, but trust us we are still good."

[@nathanhayes1091]

@@williamteller9375it’s a fake ad there’s a clip of Jesse pinkman with his wooden box at 2:20

[@williamteller9375]

​@@nathanhayes1091 so I mean, are you making a silly joke because it kinda looks like that scene? Or were you actually under the impression that the short clip right there is from Breaking Bad?

[@zeyface6366]

@@williamteller9375

[@johnfortnite-yc1ss]

The Jared campaign is like putting all of your eggs into one basket and then the basket instantly imploding on itself

[@cyprezz_]

the irony of that one shocked me wasn’t aware of the commercial genuinely thought they made it afterwards for a sec

[@Dr-Weird]

Lol as a farmer kid I laughed way to hard at this. I just imagine a little kid gathering eggs for his daily chores, brings them into the house, sets them down and they just fking explode. I don't know why this is funny, send help, the internet has driven me mad.

[@talyahr3302]

😂😂

[@bartholen]

Hardly instantly. He was arrested for the pedo stuff in 2015, and he became Subway's mascot in 1999. So he had a 10+ year run before he was disgraced.

[@PointsofData]

​​​​@@bartholen Worth noting, just so people understand the timeline, that he was introduced to p3do stuff once he became famous and had been going for awhile. So 2015 isn't when he became degenerate, it took awhile for it to be reported, but it wasn't instantaneous either. Jared and the other guy actually got access to family homes because of Jared's fame and...charity for kids I think? And they were able to put cameras in kids bedrooms because of some product they had, I forget the exact details but it happened before 2015, early 10s I believe? But he was looking at p3do sht before even that. I have pretty bad ADD so don't quote me on exact dates but the fuzzy details are accurate lmfao. You can Google it yourself. If you're looking at it purely from the viewpoint of "when it backfired on Subway publicly" yeah it was 10+ years, but if you look at it from "the moment it became possible to backfire on Subway publicly" it's much earlier.

[@aowest5904]

like Raytheon, many companies in America are tied with the defense sector. General electrics for example made the GAU-8 adventure machine gun and Honeywell for example a household thermostat brand applies their sensor technology in different defence systems.

[@Purriah]

Weird that the two times in my life I’ve heard about GE making that exact machine gun were both in the last 24 hours. The other was from a KZbin short by “TheRussianBadger” or something

[@JugganLoo]

They invented the microwave which is probably why they purchased amana in the 60s

[@roblowe2714]

@@Purriah baader meinhof phenomenon

[@desertdude540]

It's the GAU-8 Avenger, but I think "adventure machine gun" definitely needs to enter the lexicon.

[@Angels510]

Not just American companies. Hitachi makes “massagers”, nuclear reactors and missile targeting systems

[@spyshintaro]

0:20 FTX being up there with pedophiles, rapists, and racism is just too perfect

[@calvinwithak7514]

Anyone else think Zinjo is a very talented editor?? (This is pandering)

[@Zinjo]

IT WORKED !!! HIRED !!!

[@calvinwithak7514]

@@Zinjo LET’S GOOOO

[@keceti9606]

@Zinjo WWWWWWWWW

[@coledorillo6685]

@@Zinjo POGGY

[@parkerschroader4542]

@@ZinjoLmao that explosion made me chortle, good editing

[@smjaiteh]

To be fair to the last guy, he’s right: a horse will not lose 25% of its value by riding it off the farm.

[@doktorwyvern2883]

No one is buying a 60 year old horse

[@omnitroph1501]

@@doktorwyvern2883 If you can find me a 60 year old car that still runs (and not by means of ship of Theseus shenanigans) I'll accept that argument.

[@henlo1910]

@@omnitroph1501 60 years ago was 1964. There are classic car meets every day where people gather together with cars from the 1960s. Every rich old guy has a 60s mustang in his garage. And they're worth significantly more now than what they were priced at new.

[@omnitroph1501]

@@henlo1910 *And not by means of ship of Theseus shenanigans* At least half of all parts on those cars have been replaced, generally including most if not all of the engine.

[@ZeallustImmortal]

​@@omnitroph1501My 1961 impala still runs fine, has had nothing done to it except regular maintenance.

[@anejanej517]

how am i so on time everytime dr. carbonation uploads, cant wait to see some ads that aged terribly!

[@TheCat_3]

The NVIDA moment was edited(3 different clips) to be more funny the real moment is at 2:15:50 of the vod: "These Commercials Did NOT Age Well [Marketing Monday VOD]". The sh stuff was not about NVIDA (Zinjo pushing some real NVIDA slander) The video that he was actually talking about was "Cami Secret-Official Commercial" The gamer ism was about an reuploaded ASUS ad titled "ASUS Commercial" The NVIDA ad talked about in the vod is "Introducing GeForce RTX R.O.N. - World’s First Holographic Gaming Assistant" which is just an april fools video.

[@Zinjo]

lmao I did cut up the section where he was talking about "classic gamer sexual harrassment" , then watched the ASUS clip and it just wasn't that funny (the ad & his reaction) ... NVIDIA moment came up later so cut it together in the way it ended up

[@TheIrshNinjaaa]

Doing gods work here

[@icarysss]

The FTX ad is actually probably my favorite ad of all time. Sucks they shat the bed so hard with that good of an ad.

[@doktorwyvern2883]

I think it's so good *because* they shat the bed, it epitomizes the cryptobro attitude of thinking crypto is as important as the fucking wheel.

[@frankwest5388]

@@doktorwyvern2883 I think what makes it even funnier, is that with the wheel, the guy immediately gave a use, when promoted to do so, while with Crypto they just cut away. The implication is that they knew how useless it is but hoped you wouldn’t notice, because it stood next to everything else

[@Collato]

My favorite aspect about it is that it implies these things "caught on" but doesn't imply that it was good that they did as some of Larry's criticisms are justifiable. It's like they knew, "this product is not good but it will become prominent so just get use to it."

[@pimpsonliveu8889]

That Raytheon ad discussion super coincides with the power of technocracy’s. The storm before the calm is well written and really touch’s on it

[@JacksonSadinsky]

Suicideboys sampled that opiate ad lol. Really insane what some companies are able to get away with.

[@gagehamon9644]

Fire song too

[@lordcarrot5355]

best song of theirs imo

[@gagehamon9644]

@@lordcarrot5355 top ten for me for sure

[@Gandhi_Physique]

@@lordcarrot5355What song?

[@fletcherfarris4350]

@@Gandhi_PhysiqueI know this is 6 months late but the title is ugliest

[@romxxii]

I was there during the height of the Jared Vogel ad campaign: the sales pitch was that Subway was "healthier" and helped him lose the weight. Obviously it's the fact that he stepped down to two meals instead of the five he was probably having before switching to Subway.

[@PointsofData]

And the exercise. Subway always had a little bit of fine print on the bottom of the screen mentioning he also exercised more.

[@yolomolo2736]

Let me tell you, there was an ad that belongs in this video, it was a computer program that basically acted like photoshop and the example was making the twin towers disappear

[@fire2day]

Raytheon also invented the microwave oven while developing microwave radar.

[@noelpans]

just used that ftx ad as an example of an ad using humor in a class last week. apparently my professor didnt think it was that funny but with it aging poorly i was crying laughing and no one understood how funny it was

[@numenex7530]

Damn sucks that Raytheon took out Big A but glad that Quack managed to recreate him using AI so we could get this video, though i think he may have made his fingers a little too big

[@LucidProtean]

LOL the Dubbin edit was outta nowhere 😂

[@playingpaladin7126]

It was a fire drop 😂

[@CyanMentality]

Thanks for the edits Zinjo! Good episode, I enjoyed it.

[@frederik2421]

Fun fact i currently work at a company selling roundup and other pesticides and we still get customers that don't want roundup because of that and some that still use it but always make bad jokes about them coming back until the cancer gets them i cant even imagin how roundup is still in business if even people in my backwater town(about 3k people living there) are constantly shitting on it

[@i_i8924]

Tires back in the day were expensive. Hell, they used wooden wheels for the longest. New harness for a horse was like the cost of 1-2 tires today. Also new technology, the cost of repair is higher since adoption hasn't taken hold in the market.

[@DoubledeckManwhich]

15:00 it’s always important to remember flintsones was a FAMILY cartoon, not one made specifically for kids

[@oscarmedina7368]

He needs to see the one with the CDC about the two high schoolers smoking and them saying "It's gay to smoke" (brought to you by the CDC of America)

[@heywoodjablome5380]

That wasn't real, it was an Onion parody

[@godturkey4098]

4:30 lmao yeah Raytheon will get that Patriot missile to you promptly. Same day delivery even!

[@ssokolow]

Speaking of Raytheon pivoting, they're named after their first product... a voltage regulator vacuum tube for use in the 1920s radio set version of those wall wart power supplies.

[@rockfire1669]

2:03 it can also be argued Jared lost weight because he WALKED to subway every day.

[@7highstraight]

Now that I think about it, I remember seeing a shortened version of that FTX commercial while watching LCS.

[@FirstNameLastName-gh9iw]

8:14 that’s like what 3 hospital bills?

[@texasred5250]

2:54 bruh Raytheon even used to make washing machines, parts of which where shared with military aircraft’s, in 98 they sold their commercial laundry business. I’m guessing they just got out of all appliance markets after a while and sold their businesses

[@darklight4255]

Atroics forgetting one side of Raytheon missiles are cool 😎

[@sethmoyer]

The Big 'n' Tasty was my favorite burger that McDonald's made, but they discontinued it a long time ago.

[@SimplyMattis]

There is also a famous clip of a Monsanto lobbyist claiming that RoundUp is "safe to drink" and then immediately refusing to drink it

[@KsLPraise]

i feel like that opioid ad was exhibit number 1 of the court case

[@me-myself-i787]

6:20 I've heard he eats McDonald's because they make their burgers in advance, so he knows he won't be poisoned.

[@dbhDilemma]

Bold move to have the thumbnail be Atrioc saluting Jared from Subway

[@TheReginaldBarris]

Not the "(minor)" convenient warning, immediately followed by the heaviest of triggers 😂

[@MrNoam64]

14:06 I can't believe this is how I find the sample from the $B song

[@the_unabonger]

Came to the comments to say exactly this

[@DaveTheeGoliath]

My dad used the weed killer and then my 9 year old brother got cancer. He doesn’t blame them but I do. He survived and just celebrated his 16th in august.

[@Dracna9]

The last ad aged pretty well imo. No one is playing Hitman Automobile nowadays

[@cooperhaaland]

Almost unexplainable how happy I am having Atrioc back.

[@timtabutops4611]

The slime dubbin edit was beautiful

[@ShadowDemon_4]

In the beginning the average people had horses and rich people had cars. Now rich people have horses and the average have cars.

[@gundamzeta3447]

Should of had the Apple 1984 parody add about IBM in here as it’s really ironic

[@zants_]

Amana's not really "small", though certainly in comparison to Raytheon as a whole it is - it's the company you'll see everywhere in industrial kitchens for freezers, microwaves, etc.

[@truhlaviydub7790]

No "Pepsi Generation" My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[@test-547]

No one seems to notice in the bottom right corner of the Jared Fogel add where it just says S-CAM . I know it's supposed to be subway camera, but I think it's the marketers making fun of customers because they're pretending food that really isn't healthy, is healthy. Which is a SCAM

[@Jeff-tu8le]

3:05 actually really common for companies that manufacture weapons to make other things like this; GE manufactures the gun on the A-10 warthog, the GAU-8 Avenger

[@the47thsoldier67]

Good job editing Zinjo

[@deadeyecf5315]

I also just replaced my tires $697. That ad was on to something

[@HardPourCorn]

I'll always be proud of the fact that my Gorillaz concert tee has the "FTX Miami Arena" on it. I can never get rid of this shirt now.

[@zerotwogaming3577]

Raytheon is like real life stark industries 🤣 back when they made missiles in the first iron man movie

[@millermichael]

Ah, Marketing monday on a wednesday. Love it

[@cruspygrund5951]

hes gonna lose it when he figures out who made his dishwasher

[@insertnamehere478]

6:21 He chose Burger King, not McDonald's, for his meal.

[@armonster95]

The Smile pop in had me dead 😂😂😂

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

Jared will forever haunt Subway

[@Wolfinsomnia]

I'm and environmental science student and we talk about round up in class. Super bad for workers who are exposed to it regularly, persists in soil, and the best part is weeds exposed to round up eventually become resistant to it which means higher concentrations need to be used. "the dose makes the poison" so more round up, more exposure, more sick workers

[@sigj7159]

lets see what dr carbonation has for us today

[@PeshuT]

My dad uses Roundup and thanks to Atrioc's video I am now aware how awful it is. Thanks, Atrioc, for saving my father's life. Much love from Bulgaria!

[@jacksonletts3724]

It’s not awful. It’s just too easy to sue in America

[@babecat2000]

@@jacksonletts3724 round up was causing cancer

[@wingblade6023]

11:23 God damn it, it shrunk in the wash. It certainly won't be hitting the back of her walls ever again, lol

[@robk1948]

Raytheon started as the American Appliance company in the 20s and sold refrigerators

[@dudeguy4104]

putting FTX next to the other reference warnings is a hot take

[@ElectricPitch]

“Why take diet pills when you can enjoy Ayds” holy shit 😂

[@WhiteBuffaloWakanGli]

Thanks for the videos. I watch a few in a row here and there, and always get a few laughs.

[@emil.krumov]

Atrioc should do a Marketing Monday segment on RyanAir ads. Those go crazy.

[@almakay01]

I don't know what I like about this dude...maybe it's the enthusiasm 😃😃

[@adambrezman9753]

the opioid ad is a SuicideBoys intro (song-ugliest) and its actually goes so hard ,I instantly recognized it

[@linkmastah086]

That tiny ass “Dubbin” sound clip threw me off so hard

[@MRWigglesHD]

Made my day hearing Slime pop up and say Dubbin

[@MRWigglesHD]

My comment got yoinked 😭

[@jakipop3397]

It's actually CRAZY how historically incorrect the FTX commercial is tho.

[@FatAlbertFanClub]

Flintstones wasn't always a children's cartoon property, pretty sure at the start it was a primetime animated show, and there have been attempts to make it adult again, with flintstones on the rocks, the rubbles which was a parody of the Osbourne's featuring barney rubbles family and the flintstones reboot Seth McFarlane was working on that was cancelled most likely during the pilot stage, all plans to make flintstones adult again were failures, either not getting made or forgotten to time.

[@Unfortunately_Mickey]

Y'all i thought he was getting a thumbnail guy, who keeps letting him pick that font 😂

[@SumRndmPenguin]

14:04 I remember this ad being sampled in a $uicideboy$ song lol.

[@mummbly997]

14:04 was so trippy bc it sounded so familiar, then realised it was sampled in Ugliest by $uicideboy$

[@GeorgeDCowley]

That almost exactly exhausted my emotional bandwidth.

[@C_R105]

Oh my god. The sly *dubbin* got me giggling

[@PewDiePieFqn56]

The little slime was hilarious

[@kryptico2240]

I love atrioc content so much. I remember thinking the days without pewdiepie were the dark ages. So young and dumb.

[@nickrob6941]

7:20 called that one 🤣😭😂🤣😭😂

[@Kuso319]

Love Wednesday night "Marketing Monday"

[@albertpnc]

I could not have seen 11:27 coming. I thought the joke was she killed him. Hooooly dude. Overseas ad men are wild!

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

What a lovely Marketing Wednesday

[@kopekopekop]

I saw someone on a show blame the devil for climate change, my mind has since expanded. You never know how the devil influences our beloved commercials

[@pHeyoooo]

The edit at 4:32 is amazing

[@melissad4056]

Friendly reminder that Jared Fogel lost all that weight because he was stalking a girl that worked at the Subway and walked to the restaurant multiple times a day to talk to her

[@4c3fr3h1y]

"Just send me one patriot missile." *House explodes*

[@pattyrik6845]

Dr. Carbonation always coming through.

[@christiancrow]

Amana is the worst oven I've ever used if i could go back in time and not get this one i would , it basically gases the house up and the range makes the pans slip right off no matter how hot the pans are. .

[@nic_4849]

A courtroom named S-CAM and the other politician is Ms Lapchick haha

[@Secultoo]

I love Tarketing Thursday

[@testicIe]

my mom has cancer from round-up, and yeah it's cheaper for them to pay legal fees than fix their formulas. she gonna get a bag tho so we good 🙏

[@TylerBigHead]

Wow i hope your mom gets better, testicle

[@allliabdull6100]

No she hasn't got it from RoundUp🙏

[@abdulhfhd]

I can't believe it took me this long to see that FTX ad. So fucking funny

[@brots3]

Don’t expect us to back down so easily big A. the ACLU won’t back down.

[@DajuSar]

Dr. Carbonation back at it again with another banger lets go

[@songhuang6854]

Slime sayinh "dubbin" scared me since I wasn't looking at the screen and thought I was hearing voices.