Tweets So Dumb They Named Them Xeets

[@lucasbatista9369]

take note: atrioc didnt know if the parkour guy would survive and started laughing as a maniac as soon as he slipped

[@shadow105720]

The camera is attached to him how are they going to post it if he fell to his death? The camera would probably break.

[@thecluckster3908]

I saw this comment before the watching the video and did not realize how deadly that situation was going to be. Atrioc is a scoundrel, a true maniac who deserves to be locked up.

[@WinterMute99]

very simple, cameraman never dies

[@NotFluplaxio]

I mean same what is bro doin up there he is not a bird 🥶🥶

[@Zamly1]

Testing his luck to be cancelled again 😅

[@soob5856]

it's crazy Atrioc is a marketing guy and his name is literally Brandin'

[@thetiredcynic]

😮🫨

[@sbsftw4232]

More like off brand am I right

[@thenightjackal]

and now he's off off brand @@sbsftw4232

[@josevilas7776]

Nomative determinism

[@pasta-and-heroin]

i haven't heard this one before and oh boy it is amazing

[@jadenhoward]

By the way, the "yets" guy is named Rutger Bregman, and he was invited on to Tucker Carlson after that clip came out, but it absolutely did not go how Tucker wanted and was never aired. Someone fortunately recorded the interview however, and I would highly recommend watching it.

[@thetiredcynic]

Definitely going to. These are the ideas that need to be amplified for sure

[@Thisisthegreatestatofalltime]

Far too based for someone cringe like Tucker, so it’s not surprising

[@shosc16]

I like how tucker expected to have an ally but Rutger doesn’t agree with any side

[@double_w6512]

The best part about the Burger King Xeet is that somebody replied with something along the lines of, “imagine working at a Burger King in Akron, Ohio and being told that you’re being deployed to Afghanistan to serve Whoppers.”

[@grigorymuchler]

Elon Musk attempting to craft a relatable, hilarious personality while being so out of touch with society being surrounded by a bunch of complacent yes men is unbelievably funny

[@xX_dash_Xx]

rent free

[@Kisukeru]

​@xX_dash_Xx make sure to swallow after you're done.

[@jchevertonwynne]

​@@xX_dash_Xx"rent free" - 🤓 This video has Elon in it at the start, ofc people comment on him

[@HappyBeeGaming]

@@xX_dash_Xx Technically Elon had to pay $44bn to ruin Twitter to stay relevant. That sounds like pretty expensive rent to me.

[@baygobeats]

@@HappyBeeGamingr/whoosh

[@RobClouds]

The amount of things I’ve ripped straight out of Atrioc videos to show my friends is immense. This video provided a lot of those.

[@uninable]

My brain passed over the word “videos” so I read this as you taking his guts and showing your friends

[@thetiredcynic]

@@uninablesome kinks are better kept to oneself

[@RobClouds]

@@uninable that got a laugh out of me, great misread.

[@oAyyJayy]

I’m so happy that he’s back. I know it’s been awhile now but man I didn’t realize how badly I needed the laughs until now. Thank you, Atrioc

[@maqx633]

I haven't stroked my glizzy to him and so long happy he's posting again

[@sugandesenuds6663]

bro you good?

[@Notsiphen]

You need some help bro

[@maqx633]

@@Notsiphen my glorious glizzy king 👑

[@maqx633]

@@Notsiphen he is my teacher I am his disciple. My glizzy is my instrument of dedication and faith

[@fire2day]

Fun fact about Breaking Bad for those who didn't watch it as it aired: The crawl space episode, the one Big A mentions as the one that makes him binge the rest of the series, was the finale episode before a mid-season break. Those of us watching current had to wait A WHOLE YEAR for the following episode.

[@hobobob59]

Nah youre mixed up, hank on the toilet was the midseason break in the following season. Crawl space was just a regular episode. Finale was something something nursing home.

[@tylerisjung]

LMAO I'm the New Rising TikTok star at 7:00 -- thanks for posting about it! I've gotten over 3000+ followers since the tweet went viral (168k+ likes on X). Lots of new content too and I promise i'm talking faster. Let's do this.

[@deepination]

LMAO this needs to be higher

[@terablast]

10:57 If you haven't watched it yet, this bowling animation was made by Corridor Crew, they have multiple videos where they make slighly offensive bowling animations, they're great!

[@RoelTorfs]

They also have multiple videos about freebooting. Thanks for the credit @Atrioc 🫤

[@mattthegamer172]

Not to be rude to the other editors, love them all, but Rez KILLED it today. I loved this video, I love the funny time stamps, and I loved the editing. Keep it up yo!!

[@shaneclark8903]

He did it! Xeets are official!

[@irecordwithaphone1856]

I will not allow this to happen.

[@HANIMEME]

​@@irecordwithaphone1856thank you for your service

[@J_Crane]

7:23 Bain got transferred into the wrong body

[@taylormcentire]

The crazy thing about the lawyer sending prayers is that it’s literally the same lawyer that represented Casey Anthony and Aaron Hernandez

[@jltg34]

describing a glass of water as a *puddle*, wanting America to *invent* trains, and then absolutely railing the dutch guy on his accented pronunciation of "jets" is peak Atrioc lmao

[@flippantly]

I like how he laughed at that guy saying yets, but he called tyler jung tyler yung 😂

[@Rocknoob49]

The best Breaking Bad episode is the one where they sit around the dinner table uncomfortably lying to eachother for a full season

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

only thing i deadname is twitter

[@yaoshan5069]

Aye its the librarian love your work

[@TeamD3ath2]

that public transport of the future thing is awesome. you know what we should call it. a TRAM after that thing that we already have that does the same thing

[@charlesw7397]

Crawlspace being your number 1 episode isn't a hot take imo. It's definitely my second favorite after Ozymandias. I love the despair you feel in Ozymandias and I love how you can feel Walt barely gasping for air in Crawlspace. It feels like the walls are closing in around him.

[@hanthonyc]

I finished the series like 3 weeks ago, and crawlspace was easily the one. it gave me such a weird but satisfying concoction of emotions. second best is the fly lmfao

[@daybrake2]

my favourite is the fly episode

[@daybrake2]

my name is jeff

[@ConnorisseurYT]

Atrioc never fails to break down my door and shatter both my kneecaps

[@runawayslaveriver]

The ' Whats its like to be American' segment and your reaction were fucking priceless!! "i wouldnt change a thing, YOU FUCK!" XDDDDDD

[@gregsimms1012]

loving the content mate, between the streams, main channel, clips channel, and most importantly for me the VODs channel, we are being spoiled even here in Aus. much love

[@YasonYou]

I saw that parkour clip before and thought that wire was part of some sort of safety rig. Damn that wire was just randomly there and both almost killed, and definetly saved that guy.

[@Gastogh]

That yets man Went In, damn.

[@frozenepsilon5295]

as an electrician that chain hair would literally kill me in a week.

[@dunethewanderer8944]

God looking back at the dumb stuff people on news networks said Bin Laden had to cope with the fact that our worst tragedy since Pearl Harbor was propagated by Just Some Guy is surreal. People claiming he was out here playing Dwarf Fortress when in reality he was in a Rust RP server.

[@KelleyGreenEcstasy]

That was the dude that called out Tucker Carlson if i'm remembering correctly. It's in that clip that they wouldn't air and looks like its filmed on a phone off a live tv. Big ups to that guy.

[@thetiredcynic]

It’s so frustrating how things are. I appreciate knowing these things but they’re also a reminder that the world is fkng unfair I guess trying to make change is better than just giving up altogether

[@Dschonathan]

I just watched that after this. What the hell was Carlson expecting from that interview?

[@KelleyGreenEcstasy]

tbh, i think there are certain people who are bullshit proof and they are few and far between. Tucker just thought it was another day in the office. @@Dschonathan

[@kryptico2240]

My favorite episode is either when Jesse kills Gale, or when Walter is sent away with saul. Both incredibly hard hitting episodes.

[@mrmerfeo4320]

0:00 Hearing that "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN" with full of energy makes my day every time

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Been obsessed with persona 5 lately, love hearing the ost everywhere now!

[@prekatori]

Bowling Animation is made by Corridor Digital/Corridor Crew in a series called "we made slightly offensive bowling animations"

[@tylergagnon4850]

dude the glizzy overdrive guy is called the glizzbot, and he has completely evolved since that clip. he has a full hot dog costume, fake hotdogs and other props, and he is live basically every day for hours.

[@sharlockshacolmes9381]

Imagine going around with gold on your head in Mexico, you know someone's is going scalp you one of these days

[@NayleJR]

I always get so caught off guard when I hear etrian odyssey music in the background of KZbin videos

[@nathaniallarkin6060]

A dog may have just bit me, but NOTHING can stop me from watching the Glarketer besides death

[@user-cp9id1mj8b]

1:33 I'd be happy with a Whopper that costs $2.75 as well

[@McGriddle69]

It’s funny in the video making fun of our breakfast when the ENTIRE I was in Europe all they had for breakfast was pastries and rolls

[@revilno]

10:45 credit to Corridor Digital/Corridor Crew, they often animate fake bowling screen memes.

[@albingrahn5576]

twitter is at its best when it's on fire and gasping for air, when it's run like a decent company all the boring politicians and brand tweets thrive

[@Pseudo_Notfound]

The USA has perhaps 9 times more Macdonalds than France. But France is 18 times smaller than the United States, so we have more Macdonalds per KM².

[@RollMeAFat1]

If you ask for water and ice in any restaurant or pub in the uk you get exactly that, usually in a pint glass

[@dishonoredflame8260]

He's missing the very important part of the boss 9/11 tweet, he was only going to that meeting because of the employee's poor performance.

[@kopekopekop]

Cold pizza is a classic breakfast and deserves respect

[@Ridlay_]

10:43 That was GENIUS. I love that.

[@mick-ericboettge8683]

You're expected to pay for a small bottle of water because drinks is where restaurants make their money and they need it to pay their staff a livable wage 🤷🏼

[@raphael122]

Even that depends For example I know in France a restaurant cannot refuse to serve you tap water. You have to pay for bottled water tho ofc And I don't know where Atrioc went to have people react weirdly when asked still water, what are they supposed to drink otherwise, beer? Well if he asked still water with ice I guess that would happen, it's a very American thing. Most water in Europe is served fresh but not solid lol

[@acarbonbasedlifeform7408]

If you are in a restaurant in England at least you can just ask for tap water and they will bring a jug of water for the table for free and a lot of the time it has ice in it

[@mclama1139]

I will never call Twitter X I'm just gonna gaslighting myself into thinking that name change never happened

[@Hankthespank]

Hydraulics does not work that way the futuristic UFO-bus is trying to demonstrate. The legs going up and down with that speed would be incredibly powerful and even louder and would just break the entire thing in seconds. 😂

[@mattzalot2576]

Rummy was the Defense Secretary during the Bush years

[@The100badLibrarians]

13:26 I find it really funny that not having a free Glas of water in restaurants is one of europes biggest problems

[@East4mvp]

I’m so upset I’ll only be able to see the 9/10 bowling animation once

[@magnus4001]

1:38 They left the part out of the video where it destroys the Rebels' shield generator.

[@gamerkemder9001]

Can we just appreciate how much content atrioc fills us to the brim with

[@umey3445]

He fills me so good

[@NameBrandCody]

I’m just gonna come out and say it… It’s great to have you back Atrioc.

[@jeffo7799]

He’s been back for 2 months?

[@NameBrandCody]

@@jeffo7799 ya but he’s rly starting to get into his groove again and I love it

[@byrontheusurper6505]

YEEEAH BEST XEETS

[@nelsing1978]

Not surprised threads failed, they decided to only give a small portion of the world access.

[@iplay9s]

The bowling 9/10 double entendre is amazing

[@gamefreak2016]

13:45 I dont want to live that close to a bunch of people like that

[@WyattUTFT]

I would not trade my delicious, refreshing ice water for any number of vacation days

[@CainXVII]

13:22 what are you talking about man?? I am European, I live here, I order a regular glass of water all the time. Nobody thinks that is strange in any way. But we drink tap water, you don't get a bottle. Because our tap water is good and tastes good. And not all places have ice.

[@jtestaccount2431]

Yeah I live in Europe and have never had a problem ordering water or iced water lol

[@serpent2776]

That last chatter is a genius

[@BaneHydra]

Bro the gold chains hair makes my skin crawl. Just imagine them getting stuck somewhere. A gold chain is stronger than your scalp.

[@pokeslim]

Remember, If you ever wake up in the morning to tragically find out you are out of cold pizza, dont panic. There's at least 3 or 4 mcdonald's on the way to work.

[@oliver-nation4377]

Ice frigs everything up.

[@forgotten_one_nyx7791]

This is truly the xeets of all time

[@W0Ndr3y]

I am so sad that the bowling animations from corridor digital never get credited.

[@phoenyck]

Is it bad the only individual episode of Breaking Bad I remember is the one about the fly? Every other episode is just sort of combined together as a continuous story.

[@cockbeyondmeasureoutlander8020]

Same

[@AlexTheory.]

the bowling animation sent me to the moon OMEGALUL

[@dafawkes7868]

That's not any lawyer, that's the lawyer that represented Casey Anthony.

[@SkylerKPHDtrustmebroUNI]

Four days out! Yeah Science!

[@ryan--]

Arab on KZbin has a recent video of the actual Middle Eastern sand tunnel bases and it's crazy how the USA tried to push that Taj Mahal tunnel home idea

[@Dschonathan]

Some of the "the x mind" tweets go absolutely crazy, there is so much more in that bucket.

[@mochidoru]

Thank you editor for using persona soundtracks

[@Dudeness7001]

I like how someone stole that bowling animation from Corridor Digital, super cool

[@radioatlast]

idk why i feel this is rly important to correct, but the water thing varies from country to country. in germany, yea, its impossible to get a cup of ice water, but in france theyll bring u a pitcher most of the time without u even asking. my experience in other countries is hit or miss, idk, im sure ppl can fill in their experiences

[@ya4100]

bros just mad hes not the glizzard anymore

[@legidpuci9749]

Pronouncing jet “yet” actually is Swedish accent LinkSUS

[@wazaro6680]

persona 5 music in background goes hard 🔥

[@DrawingCircles92]

Can't wait for best Xeets of 2023

[@flaviusarcadiusvibes]

atrioc rocks the socks

[@stegotops7415]

That mega-bus reminds me of Metru Nui frfr

[@Aedrieus]

The US has more McDonalds than the next 7 countries combined. Wow.

[@baileyayyy5085]

i used to be able to find the tweets from this by googling them but now idk doesn't seem to work and google doest like the whole x thing

[@McGriddle69]

What’s funny about the Mexican aliens is that they had ALREADY been debunked years before this.

[@obd3448]

alas, i was unable to consume such wonderful content. As i have to be in bed by 8pm, so i can wake up bright and early for work at 4am. I hope you can forgive my tardiness sir.

[@PoorEdward]

14:30 land mass is a factor, for France that amount is actually pretty insane.

[@thatoneguy9582]

0:37 shout out to “Ice cube when he really gets heated _picture of kettle”_ that’s so fucking funny too

[@intrinsic_melon]

Actually no amount of money could convince me to get the chain hair

[@Fyshtako]

Had to slip in a bald joke there at the end, perfection.

[@RainbowLizardOne]

if you're in europe just say "hey can we get some tap water from the table" and it will probably be free

[@Consistently.Inconsistent]

Note: the bowling animation was from Corridor Digital's Corridor Crew series of offensive bowling animations

[@nelsing1978]

I see the "Corridor Crew" bowling animations all the time new with people thinking they are actual real and used bowling animations. And their video is like 1 year old now.

[@syarifht5929]

New skills to how shut A unlocked: Just mention his male pattern BALDness

[@evendrag6302]

Private YETS?!? is that Armada?

[@canyon5802]

I was eating cereal and when the tiktok fame message came on I spit it all over my keyboard

[@Some_Awe]

the parry goes soooo hardd

[@BR-ty3hx]

Big A missing the ozymandias tweet being all photos from metastasis

[@juliomunoz7062]

Im from spain and i dont know where the water thing comes from, you can go LITERALLY to any bar / restaurant here and ask for as many glasses of water as you want, for free

[@jousis_]

Some restaurants that charge bottled water 400% will still bring you free tap water but they will be weird about it (small glasses, refills on request only,...).

[@juliomunoz7062]

@@jousis_ that depends on each one individually, I myself have 0 shame and will ask for as many glasses of water as i need xd

[@dreamisover9813]

05:16 thanks editor! xD

[@Cyphu]

16:44 Id say a billion but im not honestly convinced that I’d take it