Live PD: Most Viewed Moments from Greene County, Missouri | A&E

[@katrabbit]

That cop roasted the first guy lol "If you saw those memes of people when they're high, that was your face. Front page of reddit right there."

[@91Laurens]

Man that cop was cool

[@BDCKavalaGroup]

Yeah but at least he cut him loose

[@lylewalker5681]

Seems like kinda a compliment, tbh. 🤔

[@micfail2]

@King A weed possession under an ounce is only a ticket there and they weren't actually driving while smoking (and presumably did not have the keys in the ignition) so je had no reason to arrest from... Still a cool cop for sure though

[@MrVassago89]

Next dilemma, how you getting home? Them: 🚗👀👀 No.

[@jackkumpula7162]

"If you were raised on the racetrack, you better stay off it because you cant drive." I'm dead

[@NaNameYuzu]

That was the reason I checked the comments

[@whodat105]

Destruction derby track lol

[@monam.5923]

That was priceless!

[@Quantum-Bullet]

And then just walk away, slamming the door. 😏

[@jazmines3139]

Fr 💀omg

[@i3enj462]

First cop is an absolute legend for being so chill with those two, and he was hilarious aswell.

[@jenniferhundley148]

I’ve seen him in another episode and he’s hilarious.

[@ThePimpedOutwaffle]

"front page of reddit" had me dead

[@jacksuperclyde]

@@ThePimpedOutwaffle Same 😭😭

[@johnnahollister3677]

Deadass where I live 8grams will get you atleast a county years

[@knolife602]

i agree haha i generally dont like cops too

[@joshrounbehler4934]

Dude actually thinks it was the weed that made him fail his DWI test smh, "thats why you dont smoke weed in missouri" *Missouri legalizes weed 6 months later*

[@Xanderulz]

You don't stumble and slur your words like that with weed. Definitely alcohol

[@JonnyBoi12]

100% was not weed. "Don't smoke Marijuana in Missouri" -🤡🤡

[@waltonsimons9082]

@@Xanderulz Oh really? I've seen plenty of people have all kinds of weird reactions to weed. Greetings from Amsterdam.

[@Xanderulz]

@@waltonsimons9082 sorry dad

[@redzgirl2476]

Yeah, and if he'd said 3 hours ago, that's long enough...

[@toomuchtrashpodcast7412]

Officer: "You look like a meme off of redit." Guy: "Haha thank you."

[@matthewwestbrook7107]

Too Much Trash Podcast what part

[@Ty-17]

@@matthewwestbrook7107 nice pfp

[@matthewwestbrook7107]

Tyler thanks

[@kissmyacidrocks]

that cops def a moderator on /r/livePD LOL

[@jessxlexandra]

Reddit*

[@ryanthoms]

Dude that first cop is hilarious “do you see that your car is still actively smoking?”

[@magentuspriest]

I mean, the fogged up windows was a dead giveaway. Lol

[@AR-wg1di]

that cop was definitely a bro lol

[@DMWBN3]

He was funny. They are human memes.

[@oppaloopa3698]

Don’t forget: “They’re either smokin or pokin” “I’m sure you’ve seen memes” “Front page of reddit for sure”

[@cottagecre]

'Front page of reddit'

[@BrandMalone24]

When you've seen every clip without ever watching it on TV...

[@IcECreAm-sv2qv]

EVERY clip. lol

[@IcECreAm-sv2qv]

Donald J. Trump please don’t tell me that 😂 I’ve been trying to to binge even though every day at 1 I’m ready

[@chris-8597]

Lmao sometimes I forget it’s an actual tv show

[@tejj5957]

@Donald J. Trump the don!!!!

[@rabidrabbitshuggers]

@Brand Malone IKR the only time I’ve ever watched it on TV was when I was recovering from surgery in the hospital

[@GareBearGamingGround]

That last officer was a good dude for not making that kid lose his job

[@resetgang6638]

"How much marijuana have you smoked today?" 1 marijuana sir

[@Kellz11]

🤣

[@royrodgersmcfreely2858]

"How many pots did you smoke?"

[@percmfpercmf]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@PEACEFULWARRIOR999]

is that the one with or without the "h"?

[@versatileduplicity9313]

Roy Rodgers McFreely two pots

[@passportstampin]

That woman was so drunk on that porch they breathalyzed her out of curiosity 😭😂😂

[@rbeasley2049]

Lol!!!😂😂😂

[@codym3380]

@@aitorizquierdolopez6922 we had a .54 recently. The dude was still walking, it was unbelievable

[@Pluralofmoon]

@@codym3380....Whoa that’s serious, unbelievable.

[@brauncarlson3277]

@@Pluralofmoon 😐

[@xavierbreath2227]

Nice!

[@callahanclark4743]

“The only reason people park out here is for smokin and pokin” LMAO

[@ca5650]

xocallahan c ain’t that the truth had 5-0 pull up on me from back one night I was pokin parked by tree was like nope! Bout hoped to the front driv seat and skrrrrt out of there luckily wasn’t chased

[@mooncake666]

@@ca5650 lol yeah I'm sure that happened

[@raoulduke4065]

Failure to Thrive Name checks out! Leave my boy alone...let em thrive

[@adam100a8]

Luci you’re a little kid nobody else would talk about doing heroin in the comment section

[@rosaamona8405]

Educate me guys, what is pokin? 🤔😂😂

[@jchavarria6767]

First cop was super chill and last cop was super nice understanding a young man

[@10Mymymymy]

“What about the 8 grams?” “Aw we had 8 grams left!?”

[@katherineleslie5855]

Oh my goodness 8grams gosh darn it, a waste of good weed.

[@kaitlynnjones4260]

He didn’t have 8 grams lol maybe if it was dense and big buds but from what I saw when the camera glanced at it real quick it didn’t look like a quarter. Maybe an eighth or a little more like 4-5 grams.

[@bigsip2962]

@@kaitlynnjones4260 yeah sure inspector gadget. That's 8 grams son.

[@DMWBN3]

Big Sip the run down on bud weight, showing off to school chums. Personally I'd say that there was 4.2gms.

[@bigsip2962]

@@DMWBN3 in my professional opinion, the cops estimate was very accurate

[@lahnie95]

Cop: “if i had a camera” Camera crew: •______•

[@christyladd]

But you see it was for using his face for a meme and the camera crew can’t give people’s faces to officers through videos or pictures if they want to use it for themselves because *they* have to take a picture of the person to use it for themselves (the officers).

[@chronosverse4797]

100th like!

[@MotorPsychos70]

@@christyladd It was obviously just a joke. Not that deep. Just laugh

[@delgermuruntsagaankhuu6951]

@@MotorPsychos70that explanation was helpful and cleared the air a bit, other countries don;t necessarily have that type of rules

[@CharlotteKandy]

The phone in his back pocket also haha

[@100based9]

Blew a .312 and still coherent enough to hold a conversation. That’s a lifelong alcoholic right there.

[@georgebynum2231]

lml

[@matthewwarren7879]

I've seen .502

[@matthewwarren7879]

He laughed when the doctor said "you should be dead"

[@JasmineCheyanne]

@@matthewwarren7879 In the morgue??? That's literally high enough to kill most people... even those with a tolerance. I believe you, I just find that amazing... & pretty sad at the same time. Lol

[@matthewwarren7879]

@@JasmineCheyanne his story was tragic. He had a trauma losing his fiance in a car wreck. Then he got a huge settlement and started drinking like crazy. He would drink nearly a half gallon per day. I remember going to his house and woke him up. The first thing he did was fill a large McDonalds cup with vodka and chugged it. Then he would re fill it and just keep drinking through out the day.

[@mattcintron6372]

Props to the 2 ladys who just nearly pulled the dude out of the car like it was no big deal too bad he drove off🤣🤣

[@andresbeltre7378]

Props for what tho? lol

[@ThatOneCanadianKidEh]

facts they a liability @@andresbeltre7378

[@Vengeance566]

doubtful a man would have been able to do any better in that situation @@milesjohnson5487

[@ryan-5494]

@@milesjohnson5487 a man wouldve held on for 3 more seconds, got ran over, and would need all the attention for trying to be a hero. while they guy got away.

[@wolfmantroy6601]

@@ryan-5494 A man would have had the strength to jerk the guy out of the car.

[@DJB1izzard]

No way. There is no way. My man did not just say "if I had a camera, front page of Reddit" on live television and meant it.

[@kanjoracer4914]

Mentioned Reddit and Memes.. That's a disciplinary right there..

[@yagamijubei28]

Did what he could and those guys were cooperative. Shaggy felt complimented even.

[@mblake8462]

i felt full body second hand embarrassment. he was so genuine. so innocent. and now he’s in my family group chat.

[@imsuchalesbianforwomen]

@@SammyJoeLouis dude relax

[@austinl5158]

@@SammyJoeLouis when did le narwhal bacon? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joelalexander5338]

“Me personally?” High people can say the silliest things.

[@brittanyg2529]

Joel Alexander that’s when you know they’re trying to make up a lie lol

[@issafacelift]

*"Stoned Kids SAY the Darndest Things"* lmaooo

[@ca5650]

Amateurs

[@jeanneeber]

Joel Alexander It’s a “time filler” when you’re not sure what to say.

[@jonnaosborne1832]

@@brittanyg2529 Every time they answer a question with a question, you know a lie is comin' next. Hah!

[@THEJPR]

"How much marijuana have you smoked today?" "Who? Me?" "No, him." *Guy looks around his empty backseat and not at the guy in the passenger seat*

[@BaldMancTwat]

It was a girl.

[@bread2948]

Yeah, that's a girl in the passenger seat, not a guy

[@ThatTempesTGuy]

LOL

[@Devoooo12376]

Haha true

[@flatmoonsociety9933]

Are you sure that you're not high because of that passenger was a girl

[@raylemar2386]

That black dude stole my heart, when he asked , will she go to jail? He then said no, she has a job. And other responsibilities. After taking her abuse, what a stand up guy.

[@hhealy7199]

He said she had kids. I hope he was looking after them for that day. I doubt she has a job, more likely living off the taxpayers.

[@BUlrich-dw7xi]

He should have pressed charges,-YOU DONT HIT.🤨

[@mrjgl]

"They're either smokin' or pokin'" I totally thought he meant 'pokin' was banging. I realized he probably meant needles

[@jefffarris3359]

I thought the same thing. Ha

[@ryancourts2726]

Same😂😂

[@kelliestes502]

I literally thought that until just now seeing your comment 😂

[@hybridlionable]

@@kelliestes502 same for me lol

[@coreenaburke5775]

🤣same

[@CJ9899]

I literally didn’t expect the mustang one to escalate that high

[@nothankyou6483]

How to get shot

[@mikes1639]

He killed it, only regret was he didn't squish the pigs

[@codyprice2598]

Mike S Really? Out of the evidence you have at your hands, you honestly believe the officers were in the wrong? The stallion driver should be in a river.

[@CJ9899]

Cody Price no I mean as in I didn’t expect him to almost run them over and escape like that

[@mikes1639]

@@codyprice2598 These people risk their lives day in and day out for 40k dollars a year. I want to know who brainwashed people into thinking its okay. No ones life is worth 40k a year, but people constantly praise these officers like they are heroes. Imagine not knowing if you're gonna make it home to make the same average salary as someone fresh out of college, it just doesn't make sense.

[@bendavis1392]

THATS MY COP BRO HE SAID “TOP PAGE OF REDDIT” 😂😂😂

[@Speellman]

i thought i was the only one who caught that LUL

[@robertkim7026]

He’s a Redditor for sure

[@rossicosentino3307]

Robert Kim he actually commented on a video posted on Reddit about it describing the situation

[@usedtissue1073]

Time stamp?

[@ayyblyat9450]

@@usedtissue1073 2:19

[@rawsteak1186]

“If you were raised on a racetrack boy you better stay off it you can’t drive!” That absolutely killed me✋💀

[@jojobean2309]

"Memes about high people" "Front page of Reddit" He got Dad jokes

[@JohnDoe_69]

So now talking about reddit is a dad joke... something tells me you're not even an adult.

[@fatface2911]

@@JohnDoe_69 "will you shut up man"

[@Gosh0]

@@JohnDoe_69 Agree.

[@Mustafaahmed91]

@@JohnDoe_69 I mean its some people like him I’m 13 and I thought it wasn’t i dad joke

[@Spartan-hu2go]

@@JohnDoe_69 jesus why are you taking this so seriously lol

[@jacksonheaton2467]

“You got a light” “No we don’t smoke” “You guys are losers” 😂😂😂😂

[@ChinaChinaChinaChinaChinaChin4]

@@uietwyatt4841 9:05

[@emonsterlucky8364]

haha 😂🤭

[@maryryall6829]

😆😆

[@gottalovebri]

LMAO omg that was too funny. She said “oh really?“

[@preetsshankar4754]

😂😂

[@HeavyOrdnance]

"How much have you had to smoke today?" *Smoke just pours out the open window* "Huh?"

[@coreenaburke5775]

Just one marajuana ocifer

[@sethseth2534]

@@coreenaburke5775 stoners hate this joke

[@flandaskilla]

@@sethseth2534 As a Stoner I don’t hate this joke

[@floatinggoose9197]

What do you mean what do I mean ?

[@wtp7631]

@@sethseth2534 the "ocifer" is overplayed but the joke is still decent.

[@TheApp9]

The two women were brave. As the engines ignition went on, one of them stepped in the car and didn’t jumped away right in that moment.

[@hardcoreromeo2111]

I think you misspelled ‘stupid’

[@jimmyssnowremoval1075]

5:05 Still wondering why the PD told him he had warrants after clearly have a difficult time with the guy. I was expecting him to run. I wasn’t expecting the officer to hop in the car with them. Really stupid to try to jump in.

[@h0m1ess]

brave but they were dumb for thinking they would catch up to a cobra 😭

[@Growbacktoyourroots9]

I thought they handled that situation terribly. They could’ve been hurt badly.

[@landonhardt7180]

Think if he had a weapon other than the vehicle and stabbed or shot one of them dumb broads.

[@michaelbross5687]

“Can I get a light?” “We don’t smoke.” “Oh you don’t? you guys are losers.” She looks exactly like the kind of person to say that

[@silkqueen8498]

😂😂 she does tho...

[@SilentCommander]

she gotta make fun of em to feel better

[@AS-uo9rz]

Michael Bross don’t hate on her she was my favorite part of the whole video 😭💀

[@qfromtha858]

Call me Papi ong she was funny than a mf imagine bein locked you w her😂😂😂

[@calebdyer474]

It’s like they have enough money to not be in a trailer park and there the losers?

[@crainur]

"Front page of reddit" This cop has been doin serious UC work

[@mustang8206]

Reddit cringe

[@navigas5757]

@@mustang8206 Reddit moment

[@MrNick9044]

FERSHER

[@maz1702]

Lol

[@Nepu_Nep]

Reddit cop

[@scottthomson3575]

"Do you have anything in your mouth?" "My tongue" Gotta love intoxicated people. 😂

[@Michael-co3sf]

"Anything other then your tongue" I was waiting for her to say my teeth lol

[@boobookitty1441]

Even with the blur u can still tell she has NO TEETH! 🤦‍♀️🤣🤣🤣

[@artuur3292]

@@Michael-co3sf "Theet" ? 😖 🤭🤓

[@quegates5420]

😂😂

[@kishascape]

Technically correct, the best kind of correct!

[@0hKaethen]

Anyone else up at 2 am binge watching these?

[@agtrherhger484]

All day erry day

[@rynezhu4771]

“I texted my girlfriend’s dead sister, she won’t get back to me.” I wonder why

[@lol-ss5hg]

Yeah uh im telling my dead dog to come to me but for some reason he isn't, not really sure why.

[@landrystewart7223]

I thought the same thing 😂

[@kauigg]

😂😂😂😂

[@IntenseVLT]

I think you're texting the wrong dead person. Wasn't is the sisters brothers sisters girlfriends friends dead chihuahua?

[@aksel3078]

Can you send the time

[@ScarySnippet]

“Ma’am you just blew a 312”. “What’s that”? “(Laughing) That means you are really intoxicated “... I just loved that part.. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@tobaccorich]

She was great !!!

[@LICHBKLYN1]

@@tobaccorich She funny, thats for sure. Even the cop laughed. Especially after she said "I'm sorry, I don't blow".

[@simplicity9819]

Time stamp?

[@ScarySnippet]

I don't care start watching it at 7:44. This lady is hilarious. But the part is at 10:13.

[@DMWBN3]

"You got anything in your mouth?" "Only my tongue 👅"

[@luisortega5265]

Who else is binging these during the quarantine???

[@pturfrederiksen2239]

I am

[@enjaluu]

I've been binging these for 3 years

[@yncpollo]

luis ortega wtf

[@laniyahbabyy4732]

🙋🏻‍♀️

[@kiaramakesvideos7380]

I binge these before quarantine. Corona got nothing to do with my ability to stay home and do nothin

[@kennethfranco3330]

At 18:11 Office:what in the world?! Guy in custody:said your right Officer: i know im right i wasnt asking Guy in custody:but you did ask me 🤔🤔 I woulda been confused af 😂😂😂😂😂

[@fewfriesshort5593]

When the cop asks “do me a favour” you know you’re off to jail lol

[@5thHouseProductions]

Immediately!!!!

[@tictacterminator]

do me a favor and watch your head *shuts car door*

[@YvngQ]

@Jim Dandy no thats how they spell it in other countries

[@YvngQ]

@Jim Dandy Americans are the only ones who dont spell it that way

[@BryonLetterman]

@@YvngQ the U is not necessary

[@lillypoo7561]

Noone: Camera man: hey there's a women in the distance, let's zoom in on her.

[@adrianaheras1291]

That was random😂😂😂😂

[@GlowingGirl37]

when did that happen?? not calling u wrong, i actually didn’t notice

[@shelbyrust5524]

😂😂

[@chloexsoliel]

@@GlowingGirl37 it was during the white ford Mustang stop where he took off and they lost him. Around the 4:20 mark or so somewhere in there

[@humanentity5890]

@@chloexsoliel 4:20 mark huh.... ;)

[@Mercmad]

"do you have anything in your mouth" "My Tongue" "and nothing else?" "No,not even teeth".

[@christinam1460]

Lmaooooo 😂😂😂

[@rightisrightwrongiswrong982]

IM SCREAMING

[@zanetomaszek4052]

She needs a shower

[@elbadasaet9816]

SoMeBOdY hAs A LiGhT? 😹

[@ashtc926]

😆

[@tosinkingfishercheeseburge8901]

First cop is an absolute legend FOR being SO Chill WITH Those TWO and he was hilarious 😂 Aswell

[@IAMKHARIM]

Cop: Take 3 steps left... Man: *Takes step to the right* Cop: Your other left

[@yazanshalabi492]

😂

[@SametALTUNSOY]

I scrool all the way down here because I knew someone commented this.

[@KrispykremeChicken]

😂

[@daily10111]

@@SametALTUNSOY lol I too paused and went to comments to see a related comment

[@casedistorted]

Must happen to the cop a lot..

[@NatalieMarie917]

“It’s my girlfriend’s sister’s brother’s uh..... my sister’s brother’s dead sister” ....... “It’s my girlfriend’s brother’s dead sister” Who tf does this car belong to??!

[@abdullahasseir7119]

Looool that killed me 😂😂😂

[@justaplant.]

SO ITS HIS GIRLFRIENDS DEAD SISTER LIKE WAAAA.

[@Klove5343]

😄😄😄😄

[@zachwatson2824]

I'm definitely lost

[@bobrussell3602]

Jay RueMars I know a man, who knows a lady, whose friend, knows a woman, who knows some man, whose friend's wife danced with the Prince of Wales.

[@mwain91]

>Trailer Park >Domestic Assault >Missouri Everything checks out here

[@uslsuspect]

“I was texting my girlfriend’s brother’s dead sister but she won’t get back to me.” Um, that makes sense.

[@qmelon4263]

Isn’t that just his girlfriends dead sister though

[@morlosloan7488]

uslsuspect 😂😂😂😂

[@SODMGFOOTSOLDIER]

@@qmelon4263 lmao right he was lying probably made some fake as bill of sale lmao

[@genevahicks8945]

Ikr

[@saywhat4314]

Joker his girlfriends brother could be his half sister and her mom had a kid with another man. Maybe you understand...

[@2005alexander]

You know it’s getting serious when the officer says *ve-hicle*

[@MotherofDragons937]

Buf.Aviation 😂

[@katz734]

Buf.Aviation or he’s come across a few Sovereign Citizens 🤪

[@DatamasterCorporation]

Buff love your icon, my grandfather use to work for PSA.

[@PolarAviation]

meow lol

[@BDCKavalaGroup]

Ve-ecle

[@marfleur4719]

“Did you just ask me if i have a bazooka in my car?” LOOOL

[@dragoninthemoon7719]

I probably would have said the same thing lol like wth

[@spaghetti9845]

how bout when they ask if they have any 'weapons of mass destruction'

[@quirkyturtle2625]

The officer responding "Yeah, I've seen a bazooka in a car." makes it even better

[@localterreorist316]

Maria Pacheco wtf??!?

[@Julia-fv7gy]

I’m waiting for them to ask for any nuclear weapons

[@DiLive_]

13:20 - This is legendary Cop: Count out loud: One thousand one.. One thousand two.. Guy: one one thousand, Two one thousand..

[@tinksmcgee3576]

“Front page of Reddit for sure” Got so excited that cops know about reddit, then got really scared.

[@skittscott]

I'm pretty sure there's a subreddit of mainly officers

[@asdfasdf7199]

@@skittscott yup. verified LEOs lol.

[@TheCitedAviator]

What a chad

[@dylansofio6095]

OYeah was ulateat Ally look Allocation Ooo Y O Oooo has come

[@dylansofio6095]

OYeah was ulateat Ally look Allocation Ooo Y O Oooo has come

[@CankleCankle]

When the cameraman zoomed in on the random crackhead running through the yard 4:20

[@CW-fh6xl]

4:20

[@alistair3409]

4:20

[@Ididyouboth]

Wasn’t even running and no obvious actions that make people assume that’s a crack head

[@a-a-ron9693]

Richard Togiatu that’s a crackhead

[@FroyoAnto]

4:20

[@mo-hammadabunaser1367]

"I was raised on the racetrack, bud" Literally can't make a turn without crashing into a curb

[@issuesexplained681]

Mo-hammad Abunaser, haha yeah I was laughing. And he really thought he would outrun the cops in his 80’s Toyota truck? 😂

[@karenjohnson3300]

He meant a bumper car racetrack

[@Defaultlol]

its ok he only knows left turns

[@fredk6992]

He was just using all the track available

[@macnagy5280]

If someone says “I didn’t do nothin!”, I think it’s safe to say they definitely committed a crime.

[@gaminforever2624]

Or they didn't do anything

[@BUlrich-dw7xi]

​@@gaminforever2624yeaahh thats it,,,😒🙄🙄🤪

[@ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113]

If you were "raised, on a Racetrack", your Donut was Glazed, on a Haystack.

[@chloedaly4418]

“Did u just ask me if I had a bazooka in my car”

[@Axle1007]

Pretty much. I was doing doordash, had two orders in the car. Got pulled and car searched. Almost took two hours before they released me. Sorry for the cold food customers. Lol

[@annhenry3135]

@Almost Censored a silly question confuses the small brain of a criminal and can thwart bad intentions. See I helped a small brain.

[@Mustafaahmed91]

@Almost Censored LMAOOO

[@AshNikkosWife]

I would have been just as confused and shocked tbh.

[@Gaston4760]

no sir I have two and a 40 mm grenade launcher in my underpants

[@flyingtentacle7631]

Stoned guy: "I swear, I bought the car from my girlfriend's brother's sister's mother's daughter's brother's dead sister's dead fish." Officer: -___- *actually turns out to be legit* Officer: -_______-

[@kaebutt5266]

I thought it was for sure going to come back stolen but then he said he had proof of purchase 🤯

[@jamieoliver9620]

Wouldnt his girlfriends brothers sister be his girlfriends sister

[@veroniquejeangille8248]

@@theentity3061 me too ^^

[@defencebangladesh4068]

lol

[@giselau5606]

Orange Juice finally found someone who got it...he said sisters brother and brothers sister repeatedly

[@oddsins4350]

Cop : you have a municipal traffic warrant you’ll be out tomorrow. guy in cobra : no thanks I rather do a few years for assaulting a officer.

[@dianahiggins8791]

b ray Assault is a crime that happens when someone physically harms or has the intention to harm another person. An actual injury does not necessarily need to be inflicted in order to be considered assault. He drove away recklessly, with the door open and the officer in his lap, with the clear intention of getting away. He knew that speeding away with the door open would most likely result in her falling out of the car. He knew she might suffer some injury in doing so. A reasonable person would understand that falling out of a moving car could cause injury. The common knowledge of falling out of a car = possible injury plus his reckless operation of the vehicle shows he intended for her to be injured. Therefore we satisfy the requirement that he did at least have intent to hurt the officer, even though he didn’t actually hit her with the car.

[@1bsubsnouploads823]

ray what D H said, and too not to

[@eyeborg3148]

b ray it definitely counts as felony assault. In fact, the police officers in that situation were likely justified to use deadly force, but chose not to. This guy is a total dumbass and could’ve easily gotten himself shot.

[@tito1lowHD]

Still got away 😂

[@aacc8466]

@@tito1lowHD if by get away you mean all expenses paid get away to federal prison for assaulting a peace officer then yes he did get away!

[@renevanderlinde6221]

That is such a nice cop,,, kudos to you, for cutting him lose and not letting that guy lose his job,,, legend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@wilsonhu5133]

"Do you have anything that can poke me?" "Find out yourself" *Snaps on gloves* "Alright then"

[@mikeas0216]

"pornhub intro sound"

[@JEGARAGEOFFICIAL]

What time is this one?

[@lindsaylines2112]

i wanted to like this comment but it was at 420 and i just couldn’t mess that up

[@imingoz]

"you looked like one of those reddit memes, if i had a camera..." cameraman - am i a joke to you?

[@TheCdubwilly]

his face was blurred

[@BASTARDIZE22]

I think he was wanting to show the person what he looked like

[@grandgaming_5483]

Lmao that’s true

[@LincolnLagger]

Yes he's a joke because they blurr the faces

[@luckylucifer]

Cameraman be like: tf does this thing I’m holding look like 🙄🙄

[@dtimbs84]

"Ok, I'm gonna be honest with you..." Proceeds to continue to lie

[@soccerqueen4life2]

Daniel Timbs That’s always what happens 😂

[@christophershanklin112]

😂😂

[@hosesimmons1249]

he did the dash tho

[@fuckoff6924]

Whenever somebody says that u know they lying

[@izzojoseph2]

I wanted to ‘like’ your comment but you have 420. Respect.

[@Demented_Chaos]

I love the random pan from the active scene at 4:23 to the lady angrily stomping across the green. Camera man getting distracted cuz the police work isn't as interesting as that pocket drama made me chuckle and replay it.

[@teacat55]

“Got any guns, knives, weapons,... drugs..... bazookas... anything like that in the car?” “No. Wait. Did you just ask if I had a bazooka?”

[@mikelarry4200]

He had to clarify that

[@mevans8508]

Tim has always had a silly sense of humor like that! He is actually a pretty good guy!

[@Annabel-eh4fe]

No. I have a kazoo

[@Raymo2u]

Its Missouri, a state that respects 2A in how it was intended to be.

[@nathanielmatthew9555]

"Because I do have me one of those"

[@isatheone]

"TAKE 3 STEPS TO YOUR LEFT" *steps right* "YOUR OTHER LEFT" 😂😂😂😂

[@pacluv]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@chadallan6415]

That cop handled that weed stop perfectly. These r the kinds of cops we need.

[@rivkacampbell677]

True & bless

[@Bloxenbie]

It’s the cops we already have except for some

[@ahno7573]

Nah he had his thumbs ON the scale that was not 8 gs 😂

[@conchaelizabeth]

fr

[@neonleon7617]

Indeed, that's just what I thought.

[@Bank4Hunnid]

5:50 it’s a white ford Cobra. Brought back so many Need For Speed Hot Pursuit memories.

[@bio6553]

Best line ever “did you just ask me if there was a boozoka in my car”

[@momalovegang161]

You said b****

[@FireFloofJax]

Agreed here

[@buddybonbutt7510]

Boozoka? Scary

[@kennyc9662]

He sounds like a lady

[@bio6553]

He was completely stunned

[@VeryDeathlyShiny]

11:44 "Guns, knives, drugs, bazookas; Anything like that?" *Prrocessing* *Processing* *Processing* "DId you just ask me if there's a bazooka in my car? "Yea, I've seen a bazooka in a car" I would love to see the bodycam footage of that incident. I have so many questions.

[@DynamicSeq]

Tell them that after you started carrying the howitzer, you no longer have room for the bazooka...

[@Miguel_001]

Am I the only one who’s amazed at his radio voice? It’s like I’m listening to radio or to some kind of tv ad 😂

[@enigma9789]

Its called a lie. they do it all the time.

[@dieseldabz7104]

@WW2 Girl dumb

[@bti2270]

@@Miguel_001 Was thinking the same thing. This guy could be a Disc Jockey if law enforcement doesn't pan out.

[@steffanieboyd6170]

I'm always afriad of being pulled over for a field sobriety test because I dont drink or smoke and drive but I'm so clumsy I'd never be able to balance on the line 😂

[@kylie4468]

baked potato i was thinking the same thing lmao

[@steffanieboyd6170]

@@kylie4468 thank goodness they blood test once you get back to the station. It would be so embarrassing though to get arrested for them to find out your just a clutz. I imagine the whole station laughing as they released me

[@coenogo]

That’s what I don’t get. Here in the Netherlands, most/all cops (as far as I know) carry breathalyzers with them to do tests. Why go through the hassle of a field sobriety test?

[@artistoblivion]

@@coenogo Because breathalyzers are unreliable, expensive, and only measure alcohol.

[@bspitko]

@@coenogo Because he was charged with drugged driving not drunk driving. As of right now there's no test for weed or pills. These "Trained Sobriety Officers" can identify symptoms of drugged driving by administering impossible tests.

[@mileyhicks-nk6sw]

As long as your honest and chill with the cops you most likely aren't going to jail lol

[@jennuhcide59]

i wish that was tru

[@bayedevilakazi6328]

Not always true, some cops are just unreasonably paranoid and they become super aggressive

[@kratomgaming]

false. they use anything and everything you say against you. they dont want to be your friend. they have quotas to meet. you are just a number and scum to them.

[@Hatemode_NJ]

You'll most likely be charged. They rarely are out to help people. They want to arrest you. They will lie to you. They are not your friend. Plus whether you go to jail or not isn't up to them.

[@drsnooker1776]

For mild stuff sure. I would not go around saying “yo come swing by my meth lab later”

[@diablocls55]

Cop: "it's a white cobra mustang" Dispatch: "oh well then he gone 🤣"

[@2ndgencadi189]

Cameron Peralta Dude that was brutal man the cobra sounds so good I love the cobras man but when he was about to get pulled out of the car the man started the car and dump the clutch LMFAO guy Was gone

[@robertgraham5486]

She gone

[@sillyotter9047]

Moral of the story: Just do your drugs at home.

[@thegeneralpopulace8513]

A-fucking-men!

[@specterMV]

True. But space drives are great

[@admiralmudkip9836]

Actually though, these idiots get caught while in cars far too often, JUST DON'T DRIVE AROUND WITH IT

[@AnthonyRodriguez-wc4cy]

Dont get high before you buy. Tranfer you're drugs safe, smart, and sober

[@lemuelseale1640]

Lmao

[@nope7391]

The officers checking the woman’s alcohol lvl probably just wanted to see how high it was lmao

[@doortech8227]

😂😂 she's 4x over the legal driving limit! She's trailer park gangster!😂😂 calling the cops losers because they DON'T smoke? She's out to lunch!

[@otsoto8088]

lmao "You blew a 3-1-2, That means you're really drunk!" - Officer telling her as if she doesnt know

[@gabrielbrown2872]

Nope exactly what I thought haha

[@ilostwaldo]

But she only poked him!!! 😆

[@ChadH17]

roles reversed, he goin to jail for sure. No proof needed.

[@Aliyah_youloveme]

“Any of y’all got a light” … “You guys are losers” 😂 huh I love these videos “DID U JUST ASK IF I HAD A BAZOOKA IN MY CAR?” 😂😂😂 I CANT

[@chancerueffer6256]

"I dont think losing your job is what you need right now." Give this dude a raise

[@boingobadger9846]

@hey hai When you call people stupid and fail to realize the plural form of sheep is sheep.

[@decodahall2447]

@hey hai i hope you're enjoying our TV show...

[@mrtfisher18]

@hey hai what the media told him to say? But he didn't arrest him.... soooo

[@lorenzoluongo6372]

@@boingobadger9846 drop the mic

[@laurels2004]

@@boingobadger9846 All I have to say is 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!

[@albedox6428]

(Thanks for likes!) Cop: I'm sure you've seen some memes about it Guy: *nervous laughter*

[@debraking2801]

Then he said thank you, like it a big compliment. Ha!

[@FallenDivaLabRat]

“Front page of reddit for sure” I like this guy

[@kingsnipe5395]

Good cop even let him go

[@colbybadhwar4927]

@@FallenDivaLabRat First time I've ever seen Reddit mentioned on a police show lol.

[@saintshall3265]

Its just weed jesus Christ. Its legal in 8 states

[@jayramsey8212]

"I was raised on the racetrack, bub." "My girlfriend's little brother's Dad's sister."

[@itsmeCorey]

I fully believe that they called the cops because they needed a lighter lmao

[@palladium607]

Lmaooooooooooo yes

[@simminglybeautiful8465]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 she said you guys are losers

[@ty2fried]

yeo fr like there was no need for all that, he was chillin with his girl.

[@TanakaMatsumoto]

I was looking for this comment... lol I thought the same thing... Both of them asking multiple times for a lighter....

[@VirgoCali89]

Right 🤣😆

[@Ayeitswillma321]

“People are poking or smoking around this area.” 🤣

[@BrandMalone24]

My man was tryina get to do both before the fuzz killed the mood haha

[@albedox6428]

Woman: You got a lighter? Cop: Nope Her: You guys are *losers*

[@12345kraven]

That foo really had the McDonalds worker hat on

[@tinicoleofficial]

SpoilerGlitch 😂😂😂

[@tud5200]

Poking refers to poking a needle in your arm. Heroin and such.

[@Selfg12]

"You just ask me if there was a bazooka in my car?" "Yeah." If he asks... there's a reason for it.

[@mzywica]

He could have been like me, thinking a bazooka is one of those party blow horn things.... lol

[@noodleboop6093]

I can just imagine finding a bazooka “do you have a license... what am I saying you are going to jail.”

[@homiinashack]

Well I always keep a bazooka in my car so it was a valid question

[@quillclock]

cops ask the "got any thing in your car like knives guns yadda yadda" and end with "dead hookers or bazookas" or something crazy like that to see if you are paying attention and gauge you reaction. that kid totally failed he was suppose to laugh not get offended

[@ConnieVC1066]

Marinette Agreste That’s a kazoo. 😊 I thought maybe the cop wanted bubble gum. 😉

[@tylerburris197]

“Your mad at him so you poked him” annoyed face has me dead 🤣🤣

[@JabaCoyote]

*"if you were raised on the racetrack, you better stay off of it, cause you can't drive"* That was such a good roast it should count as police brutality

[@calibratedindigo1338]

Jabá The Coyote lol

[@mouaxiong8618]

I blame the fat lady for ruining the power to weight ratio and weight distribution while drifting.

[@ahsokatanosloveinterest]

"I texted and texted her about it and she won't get back to me" Well, she's dead, so.

[@PrincessHarmonyMoonlight]

that part got me lol

[@liveyourbestlife756]

What about "it was my girlfriend's little brother's dead sister?" Now either it was his half-sister, or it's his girlfriend's little sister as will as his.. correct? Dude fumbling over his words... Gahhh!

[@V3rnSqwd5611]

DixieFishin With Charles Adderhold so goddam confusing but it must be a half sister so not also the brothers sister

[@user-rv9sg4zw5q]

“You wanna press charges on her?” “Will she go to jail?” “Yeah…” This is literally off the office lmfao

[@leahflower9924]

when he said nah she's got a job that was hilarious to me lol

[@JordanSmith-sc8zr]

Remind me of Letterkenny too

[@bhinovert]

“it was me, i did it” “sir you could just not say anything next time”

[@ashtonwhite5756]

Bruh my exact thought that’s actually crazy

[@nonplayable2660]

first cop has never SEEN crime. what a loser.

[@Arc69]

"They either smokin or pokin " 😂😂😂😂💀🤣

[@jamie8032]

"Bazookas anything like that in your car?" That cop was just bored and threw that in because why not.

[@thespiderking3247]

Did you just ask me if a bazooka was in my car

[@sniperwolfwolf473]

I've heard them ask that alot on different cop shows

[@kperson4560]

It's a test. If the suspect is serious when they say no it means they're trying to hide something

[@yagamijubei28]

Well if the vehicle smelled like bazooka joe gum he gotta ask.

[@leahflower9924]

lol I love the lit up Walmart sign behind that cop as he talks, classic

[@1ss_Bryan]

“We don’t smoke” Lady: you guys are losers

[@Notkikc]

she's there reducing her life spam, I'd rather be a loser lol

[@rotagus127]

She probably likes, Stoner Metal.

[@easypete975]

@@Notkikc life spam

[@jolosolo5291]

Well she don't look like a winner of anything to me.

[@easypete975]

@@jolosolo5291 winner of trailer park boys cast

[@SARDiverDave]

"Do you have anything in your mouth?" "My tongue." No teeth, though.

[@treebeard7140]

She gets her nutrients from the liquor

[@jerzyk632]

haha

[@MichelleIbarraMHAEdD]

🤣😂

[@bogart281]

and two teeth

[@thunderusnight]

Well she is a smoker

[@knhphoenix]

7:45 "punching me in the face no one's doing anything about it" the police said "K." LMAO

[@incoqt1591]

"Do you have anything in your mouth?" "My Tongue."

[@miketango1141]

😂😂😂😂

[@sagerenvo4768]

IncoQT lol

[@angeleebargayo669]

🤣🤣

[@gypsierose3611]

I have given that answer not drunk

[@pillager6190]

That is not an unusual answer. We started asking if there was anything unusual in their mouth.

[@michael2428]

cop: do u have anything in your mouth? women: mA tOUnGE

[@ElCid48]

And no teeth for sure.

[@alyssakaye9329]

ElCid48 lol I was gonna say that too. So literally all she had in there was that tongue 😂😂😂

[@averyhill2456]

Alyssa Rowles 😂

[@remish7717]

Whatcha got there? A smoothie.

[@georgebenevides]

Best one was " I dont blow '.

[@YoshiEaterX]

The weed infraction is just so, heart warming. Yeah we're not gonna let this guy lose his job, he's gonna be in in the next twenty minutes, we'll give him a court date and tell him to update his registration. Class act.

[@mysticove9697]

The kid: *casually picks up the joint from the seat*

[@melanie4926]

The first officer was funny

[@nadapenny8592]

Cops in my town are like this nowadays. The change in general attitude and priorities has lowered violent crime in my neighborhood by about 70% over the last 10 years. They're also all trained in domestic conflict resolution and suicide response, idk the figures for domestics, but suicide in the entire (military) area is down like 30-something%.

[@brizzlefarmizzle]

That kid was too high to be driving.

[@vanquishable7844]

He should have been charged for a DUI if he was driving while high

[@falkhammermuller9342]

17:06 ... the control of the situations and all the commands were on point. That was awesome.

[@gellybellybitch]

"At one of our NOTORIOUS trailer parks." Im wheezing omg

[@lilni1876]

louis mays tf she’s hideous

[@nikkinik5831]

@@lilni1876 😳😳

[@lilni1876]

Nikki Nik wassup ma what’s yo snap😳🤭

[@wendywaldron6044]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@StrawberryLanes]

As missourian I can confirm their statements about that trailer park... hahah

[@Kayo_ea110]

Guy: "My sister's brother's dead sister. My girlfriend's little brother's dead sister." Cop: "I still to this point don't really understand who the vehicle belongs to."

[@katiemyrick438]

Unless he’s dating his sister 🤨

[@Kayo_ea110]

@@katiemyrick438 lol

[@LoriCrabtree31]

His girlfriend must have a half sibling brother, that had a recently passed half or step sister.

[@shellyb7726]

He's trying to get the registration clear with her, but she won't answer his texts !

[@matej.m.rejsek8537]

"My sister's brother's dead sister. My girlfriend's little brother's dead sister." ... "I've texted her and texted her and still she won't get back to me.." That's.. understandable.

[@jimmy22334]

Just wanna shout out all the first responders who are working around the clock to keep us safe during this quarantine. God bless y’all.

[@___________________191]

p4ul 1023 yes

[@GrannyJB]

p4ul 1023 how many of you are quarantined? Most of us aren’t

[@coleenhudson8924]

♥️🎈♥️ FROM FLORIDA.

[@coleenhudson8924]

@@GrannyJB Florida is going into quarantine tomorrow.

[@Jason-oq8by]

p4ul 1023 thank you for your support

[@papajoel52]

I'm impressed by the skillful, professional way these Green County officers go about their duties. They're courteous yet no-nonsense. Being a native of Missouri myself, I'm proud of my fellow Missourians there on the streets of Springfield. Keep up the good work, guys!

[@Michael1966W]

Be glad you didn't have to put up with the incompetent DA we had in st louis with Kim Gardner. Thank GOD Andrew Bailey forced her to resign

[@petuniadavis4147]

"Sorry I was raised on the racetrack." "If you were raised on the racetrack boy you better stay off it you cant drive."😂😂😂😅♨️

[@jules8473]

Must be demolition derby....🤣 🤣 Who steals a hooptie? You get the same amount of jail time....steal a better car. 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@mikewinn1725]

Why did they let the red truck just keeping driving around tearing things up. They're more worried about their squad car then the public's property or lives.

[@petuniadavis4147]

@@mikewinn1725 I agree

[@theunholydaniel9606]

@@mikewinn1725 If a cop used their car to stop people in every pursuit they would be using TONS of taxpayer money to repair those vehicles.

[@mikewinn1725]

@@theunholydaniel9606 your right, who would want to hopefully save a life or stop someone getting hurt cause he runs a red light and smacks someone. I mean who doesn't put money over life right.

[@silkqueen8498]

The cop said "If you park over here... You're either smoking or poking" 😂😂😂I'm 💀 either way

[@joekamka8571]

Lol, 🤣

[@pepega5560]

what is poking?

[@RedDuke42]

@@pepega5560 Performing coitus.

[@cyrusallen9695]

Dux lol no it’s breaking into cars

[@silkqueen8498]

@@pepega5560 😂😂😂

[@VahKing]

9:53 "I don't blow" Even the cop couldn't resist it and laughed😂😂

[@shayjones8659]

fr 😂

[@cncnmore4505]

She gums☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@yournotthatguy2230]

She is hilarious

[@Foxcraft_23]

"If you were raised on a race track, well you better stay off it. You can't drive."💀 Man's a legend 18:37

[@YSF_B28]

bro thought he was mcqueen

[@kaylieveritt7422]

“3 steps to your left” *walks right* “Your other left” 😂

[@Mustafaahmed91]

When he turn right instead of left, the cops know he’s drunk.