Aerith Won't Shut Up (Newgrounds Final Fantasy 7 Collab)

[@moonfishthestockholder5975]

I don’t know why I find this so funny. There’s no setup, it’s a conversation stemmed from the mind of a crazy man and it’s fantastic. Sephiroth’s monologue about persona 3 is great.

[@Snetzelsnetzalsnetzul]

He’s so caught up in his amazing idea that he doesn’t notice the guy on his sword

[@El_Andru]

I was about to say this. I keep coming back to see it again. Maybe I like the voice acting too much combined with the artist style of drawing. It's really good.

[@edgarmorales9950]

The comedy really reminds of Aqua Teen Hunger Force with the whole random weird conversations that are treated as normal all the while something even more outrageous is happening outside.

[@ChimiMyChanga73]

META comedy-- it's funny as long as you don't think about it. So, assuming you are engaged in what you are watching, it's the funny.

[@Agateflame]

And then there's just a scientist scream from half-life

[@AegisAuras]

The style is really cute.

[@buppo8931]

yes

[@tithgaming2324]

Yeh thas about the only thing going for it tbh

[@buppo8931]

@@tithgaming2324 no

[@makotoyuki345]

@@tithgaming2324 voice acting, comedy etc

[@caiosoares2834]

my favorite part was the changes in expression on Aerith's face in 0:05.

[@sms_mario]

"She just wont shut the fuck up about Super Mario Sunshine speedrunning" that really got me

[@thisguy1762]

Trueee

[@rwkkoz]

I KNOW

[@scottstephens5442]

😐

[@jesswalk1068]

Same

[@CarolinaRose-gy2wc]

I remember your drunk ass pity rants

[@mitazil]

That "Am I annoying you?" with Aerith theme breaks me on the middle

[@IvoBeam]

Me too holy shit, it's to perfect

[@AVI-lh6rm]

moments like that bring me sooo much pain because i do exactly that to everyone lmao

[@darkmatter1721]

Its not that bad It was that bad

[@cambrialayton5344]

Why is no one talking about how the Masamune just doesn’t end.

[@DVRKSTXR]

I was seriously waiting to see the tip of it- PHRASING!- but it never came- SUPER ULTRA MEGA PHRASING!

[@cambrialayton5344]

@@DVRKSTXR Dude, it took me like four tries to make it not sound like a euphemism.

[@DVRKSTXR]

@@cambrialayton5344 I tried to refrain from it as well, but the whole comment banged so hard I figured I’d let it finish itself off.

[@alejandrorodriguez2338]

The simple answer is, it actually doesn't.

[@fullcrackalchemist]

@@DVRKSTXR marry me

[@Pleasestoptalkingthanks]

Why am I not surprised Cloud has bigger eyelashes than Aerith.

[@TheXell]

No joke, Crisis Core has an NPC who fangirls over him and researches what kind of conditioner he uses for his hair. And she finds out.

[@eventerminator1382]

I’m pretty sure guys have longer eyelashes than girls in general.

[@Pleasestoptalkingthanks]

@@eventerminator1382 Apparently, if their testosterone is high enough. So whats Cloud’s excuse, HMMM??

[@TheXell]

@@P-rar Was sure the first post mentioned Sephi in particular, my bad.

[@bigmanshimsham]

I didn't even notice it was just so natural

[@edgarmorales9950]

My dream girl is exactly someone who passionately talks about Mario Sunshine speedruns.

[@eggfordays3897]

@@WhosComment overrated game

[@slicksleepy6622]

Any game speedrun tbh

[@mateoabregu5083]

Well, i have a girl that talks passionately about TF2 and i'm ok with that, she really Loves being The medic :)

[@mateoabregu5083]

@@WhosComment she gets very angry because her playmates are useless and has to go from one side to the other to heal everyone hahahaha it's funny when it happens

[@garoldticker4402]

Good news. She exists! Your dream girl lives in his moms basement and is named Daryl.

[@wilhemtehlynx]

Sephiroth's internal monologue is hilarious. It just comes out of nowhere and seems so out of place and that's what makes it so funny. It's even better how he "walks."

[@d00diehead52]

he just menacingly floats from side to side

[@kellencason5932]

And then hojo getting impaled out of nowhere

[@scottstephens5442]

Ok

[@futuza]

Honestly surprised Hojo isn't just monologuing right along with him from atop the sword.

[@ComicalRealm]

Today's fact: During development, Aerith was originally intended to be Sephiroth's sister.

[@MikeDeshiel]

explains the hair

[@whateversong3331]

my esoteric theory is that Sephiroth was originally a Psaro (dragon quest 4) rip off. Similar look. And in Nibelheim he was all "exterminate the filthy humans" which would make sense if he was originally going to be the "evil cetra" counterpart to aerith.

[@__-tz6xx]

@@whateversong3331 Wow I just finished playing Dragon Quest 4 a couple of years ago on my phone and that makes sense!

[@elizabethchint6485]

She was also supposed to be his love interest.

[@MrSkateAndWatch]

I mean they’re technically step sibs

[@UYWorld]

IM LAUGHING BECOS SEPHIROTH IS JUST LIKE AERITH LMFAO

[@eyang7613]

becos?

[@waterking74]

Except he’s all alone and he’s just saying this stuff to himself

[@kwispy9932]

xD same

[@Mr.M2045]

@@waterking74 No, he has the guy on his sword

[@waterking74]

@@Mr.M2045 dr.hojo don't count

[@arcana6495]

The end of this vid makes a lot more sense now Sephiroth came to Smash so he could submit his persona collab entry to joker

[@Robicon.]

So that's where he was going in this vid lol

[@hoyabembe8858]

Holy shit this vid aged like gold then lol

[@Ichirushu]

ITS YOU

[@suupernovidd4658]

Yeah...

[@windy4566]

Aged like fine wine

[@YoursTrulyMew]

I love the fact that she was talking about mario sunshine speed running

[@theshuman100]

so like are blue coins in mario sunshine not invisible or

[@spudsbuchlaw]

@@theshuman100 some are hidden in things you have to spray. Other than that they're just in certain spots

[@devastatheseeker9967]

I can't wait to see sephiroth's entry for the persona collab

[@angrycinnabon2956]

It's gonna be *Really* Funny i heard

[@codywaldron323]

That part really gotten into me xD the fact someone fall onto his sword at the end.

[@sephiroth5949]

Tell me what you cherish the most.

[@Deadwolf27]

If the person that made this actually animated Sephiroth animating his persona 3 joke that would be pretty great

[@AlphaExtraction]

hes too busy in smash for that now

[@daytonhuth3622]

“She just won’t shut the fuck up about Mario Sunshine speedrunning” The delivery of that absurd line was fantastic

[@thenewguyinred]

1:07 That “aah” I felt it within me.

[@sound-wave00]

Half Life Scientists are really easy to make a meme out of

[@thisguy1762]

😔😔😔

[@thetriborg9588]

Hehe

[@scottstephens5442]

😐

[@brinst_ar]

Deserved

[@Cloutcommando]

*_That would be kinda funny._*

[@64doomguy57]

*that would be really funny*

[@brohighvlady3809]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/p3SwiGRjbNimmqM Indeed

[@pepgum_5217]

@@brohighvlady3809 HAAHHAHAHAHAHHA 0:40

[@Kentrc11]

Aerith, please don't cry. I hate it.

[@undyingrevenant2734]

@Sephiroth pierce me edge daddy

[@makotoyuki345]

@@undyingrevenant2734 you’ve got 2 options: Impale or gun, choose your poison

[@1O1neTake]

@@makotoyuki345 persona gun

[@makotoyuki345]

@@1O1neTake lemme call Squal, cuz gunsword

[@AlcyoneModschannel]

@@makotoyuki345 better call Squall lol

[@ONATarT]

I like this artstyle and animation. Plus tifa and aerith looks adorable.

[@Wafflyy]

Tifa's stance

[@stiflash]

"tifa looks adorable" 0:40 "hey Cloud, have you heard the joke about how big my tits are ?"

[@bmg4128]

@@stiflash bruh

[@moisescorral8297]

I feel like Tifa and Barret bully Cloud in this world. Lmao

[@anonymoose6715]

@@bmg4128 I'm sorry

[@cerebralmalsey]

Sephiroth's idea for Persona genuinely made me laugh.

[@spudsbuchlaw]

I see you're new

[@Nersius]

@@spudsbuchlaw Played it over a decade ago, pretty sure it is the joke that instantly came to EVERYONE, still gold.

[@moisescorral8297]

@@Nersius The joke is that it's an unoriginal and over used joke. Same goes for what Tifa says.

[@LegoSharkSuitGuy]

@@moisescorral8297 that’s what makes it funny

[@penny.dreadful666]

"That would be s-"

[@BugsyFoga]

Aerith is far too precious to get mad at .

[@bartsimpsongoatbootleg682]

I want to punch Aerith.

[@kristopher4557]

@@bartsimpsongoatbootleg682 Thank you, loved her in crisis core but had to mute the voices for remake Her dumb quips in combat and their attempt at "humour" just irritated me She's nothing like the original character but this is a unpopular opinion

[@bartsimpsongoatbootleg682]

@@kristopher4557 While most of that comment was a joke, I have to agree how I can't help but notice how Aerith irritates me for some reason in the Remake.

[@multismashify]

@@kristopher4557 And unpopular opinions make you special...

[@lobstrosity7163]

@@kristopher4557 She's funny and sarcastic in the original. The later depictions made her into some kind of chaste and pure saint. Kingdom Hearts and Advent Children, I'm looking at you.

[@danielinparentheses]

*"Mario spawns in jail, and you have to get the blue coins, because they are there."*

[@muffinmax6732]

Very cute animation. I love the the movement from Aerith especially the subtle little shake at 0:08

[@SaviTheGamer]

That was a cute detail!

[@Op4teen]

Wow I didn’t even notice that till you pointed it out

[@Josuh]

that subtle is really subtle, very subtless

[@SharpVCN]

I like how the blood doesn’t start at the top of sephiroth’s sword, implying that he wasn’t impaled until that far down the sword

[@snowcloudshinobi]

i was thinking the same thing lol

[@Smile-uu2yg]

I find it cute that cloud now smiles when she continues talking.

[@parkouremaster]

I would Simp a girl if talked to me passionately about Mario Sunshine Speedruns.

[@mistabean9119]

Mood

[@momomomocensoredbyyoutube9085]

With that voice? count me out

[@RickyRiceB]

Meanwhile we simping for penny parker while she does a perfect sonic impression

[@spudsbuchlaw]

@@momomomocensoredbyyoutube9085 the voice makes it better

[@stalememe4763]

@@momomomocensoredbyyoutube9085 only if its with that voice

[@ld3401]

I love that this is actually pretty accurate to Cloud and Aerith’s actual relationship. She can be a bit much for him sometimes but he cares for her

[@deadbeatnetwork9792]

I don't know if it's just me, but this animation's artstyle is just adorable.

[@matriarchofazure7607]

Aerith is really relatable though.

[@Wafflyy]

Especially when she

[@fortniteblackmanta1098]

Oh yeah I agree! Heck even when she

[@pichu1219]

She

[@spudsbuchlaw]

@@Wafflyy when her

[@four-en-tee]

And then she

[@ZanteBlitz]

00:34 Smug Tifa gives me life.

[@ZanteBlitz]

@EnriqueLovinLife I did, I can't wait for the finale bro!

[@bartsimpsongoatbootleg682]

@@ZanteBlitz It came out yesterday, it was awesome

[@davidbrandt2676]

Sephiroth true crime wasn't killing Aerith, but causing the death of Persona parody comedy.

[@_Beta-]

It would be pretty funny if they shot themselves

[@JugularJohn]

@@_Beta- that would be s-

[@zarkflappysheep]

i like how at the end he’s just cool with it why is this actually just nice

[@CaitlinPink8]

Oh hello did not expect to u here lol! But I totally agree I really relate to her lol I tend to ramble with my friends, i Actually even ask if I’m annoying them and if there fine I do get more confident with my words and tend not to stutter as much!

[@Dondmaycry]

Sephiroth: once I get home I'm gonna watch my.. new trailer for the- sephiroth reveal, itd be funny if it wasn't me and actually violet from persona Royale man that would be funny

[@Nite-Mite]

You beat me to it.

[@gooday7661]

That would be really funny

[@JugularJohn]

Let’s have Sephiroth diss the entire video game franchises in smash “It would be really funny in Mario Galaxy, when Mario gets on a launch star. But instead of just landing in a planet, he smashes his skull onto a cold random meteorite and KILLED him self. That would be so-“

[@thelaughingrouge]

Aerith gets cry face in anything. Internet: "so it's war then?"

[@made2die107]

Is it weird to say i would actually like aerith way more if she was this socially awkward dork lmao

[@jeremyabbott4537]

I mean Cloud would probably have been this socially awkward if he wasn't experimented on and took Zack's persona as a coping mechanism. I could totally see him getting hyperfixated on Mog House or whatever the fuck that game was called.

[@eldavid8774]

Yes it is weird, she would be a completely different character , you are just projecting your own desires on a character that doesn't have them

[@defaultuser9925]

@@eldavid8774 It's not that weird since the animation is what gave them the idea. It would be projection if what they wanted was completely off-topic. Like wanting Aerith to have a middle-aged football coach mentality. That's projection.

[@eldavid8774]

FUJO ADROJN so if i drew a cartoon of aerith acting as a middle-aged coach would it stop being proyection? To me my friend it seems like the fella in the comment has a particular fetish fullfilled by this animation, And to say the real character behaving in such a different way is better, is nothing more than fantasy fullfillment, which is weird, not kink shaming but it is weird

[@defaultuser9925]

@@eldavid8774 I think you are reading a little too far into it, my uh, friend. If you did draw Aerith as a middle-aged (FOOTBALL COACH BY THE WAY. VERY IMPORTANT DETAIL) football coach for a funny somewhat-out-of-context skit such as this, then go for it. Nobody said Dragonball fans had a ghost fetish when they created a parody variant of Nappa. Why should this person's perception (of someone's parody, nothing to be taken with much intimacy) cause you dismay to this extent? They saw x funny thing which gave them y idea which leads to their comment. They aren't asking to sniff your toes, David. I think they are okay and so should you about their preference.

[@ooblek6704]

Bro, you don’t understand how aerith in this collab is my dream girl

[@rawrdino7046]

The voice too?

[@spiderhey1535]

Definitely the voice

[@Kurostyle21]

Somehow these designs and that voice make such a cute mix.

[@christinaanne3045]

Okay Im DYING over how cute Cloud is here AAAAA THE FRECKLES

[@LeoTakuVT]

I was low key thinking the same thing lol

[@KisekiFox]

I love the guy who did this Cus yeah, it feels like all the FF VII jokes (even like 90% of the collab) have to shove in a "lol tifa boobs big" in And I'm sure it'd be the same with persona and the shooting in head (Still some fantastic cartoons in the collab tho, some real gems like this one)

[@LlynLympish]

Being aware of an overplayed joke allows you to tell it in a more creative way anyway!

[@joelalvarez5322]

BOOBA

[@blammo5226]

Making fun of videogame parodies can be funnier than the parodies themselves

[@ian09srb26]

“hey cloud have you heard the joke about how big my tits are”

[@ruff_crane]

A very small, almost unnoticeable detail but at 0:08 Aerith briefly shakes while fumbling through her words as Cloud dismisses her.

[@ArcueidBrunestudTypeVampire]

Its super cute.

[@rowdymatt]

She also nervously looks away at 0:05 the first time Cloud dismisses her as if she's trying to think of something more interesting to say.

[@jamisdue3545]

It's pretty noticeable.

[@okutann]

@@rowdymatt no, it's because she added context in the middle of what she was saying and kinda broke the flow

[@SirFuecoco]

If a girl talked to me about mario sunshine speedrunning or any games speedrun i would probably fall in love

[@Superenixman]

I don’t remember seeing this one on the collab

[@yunus8750]

Me neither

[@waterninten]

Okay I'm not the only one. Thought I was losing it.

[@MayanMaize]

I believe the animator was late for his submission, but was still allowed to post.

[@willywitchdoctor]

It was in the collab pretty sure

[@SovietMarmalade]

@@willywitchdoctor It was not.. I watched the thing twice lol

[@DkKombo]

I legit love passionate people. They just need to exercise talking about other subject from time to time. Literally I'm one of these people. And I get excited when i find someone like this they're adorable.

[@flannelpillowcase6475]

Idk who the creator is, but he seems like a pretty cool guy

[@Tsenibanig]

the creator's name is andobiki

[@mcguinnsbook]

This is the most satisfying Animation I’ve seen on Newgrounds

[@tacodog767]

I have a soft spot for girls who won't stop talking about stuff I could care less about, and even more when they get shy. To be fair, I get like that sometimes.

[@moisescorral8297]

That's pretty annoying to people like us. I personally talk about art and Final Fantasy a lot, and when guys don't care, it's obvious. When we hear crap like "you're such a cute nerd", we actually hear "I think your cute, but I don't care about anything you're saying". Which is a slap in the face.

[@tacodog767]

@@moisescorral8297 I'm sorry then, didn't mean it like that, to be fair though I get the same from people I'm friends with too.

[@itlh6296]

@Alex Kalinin My GF is like that mate, when I don't wanna hear it and I can't care less I just say "Bum". It's a secret code of some sorts between us, when we talk too much and it gets boring as hell. Then she stops. Same goes to me.

[@myon9431]

Finally a male likes me

[@FelixCatboi]

Love love loooove the art style here, its so damn adorable

[@RussellToons]

1:07 Sakurai: replaced that stabbed guy with Mario

[@mctankies]

Aerith is a sweetheart.

[@gutierrezfrancisco8854]

sephiroth went the wrong way and entered smash instead of persona compilation

[@cccbowersbowers466]

lmao

[@MatheusNiisama]

This is great, it's a shame Andobiki couldn't finish in time for the collab, but I'm glad he finished it anyway.

[@doomedgundam6684]

This hits differently in so many ways. Why Seph went straight for Mario now seems like he was taunting cloud about Aerith and her enjoyment of Mario Sunshine.

[@AleRespite]

Why? Oh why oh why does that voice fit aerith so well?

[@ArcueidBrunestudTypeVampire]

its cute

[@brainc0la-_-]

Oh god, Im glad i haven't met any speedrunning enthusiasts irl.

[@lastpringle8904]

Yes Tifa, we have heard that joke before

[@Paintedlight1]

Their facial expression are spot on. Especially Tifa and Baron.

[@ShadowEliminator_Aigis]

The style is rather cute and the story is quite interesting that I'm sure I could listen to this person go on for more than an hour.

[@PyroArina]

This is a masterpiece.

[@OmegaChase1002]

That was actually kinda wholesome.

[@theshiberealm9022]

this is what adhd is like when you talk to someone

[@RickyRiceB]

It’s weird when other people start doing it and it gets annoying but then I realize “wait I do this shit to people everyday”

[@niczaz58]

Honestly yeah, I can’t even count the times I’ve gone on near hour long tangents talking to my friends about my hyperfixations of the moment

[@zierin705]

As a person with ADHD, I can confirm that this is exactly what I'm like.

[@thinkingfubuki]

That's me, I'm Aerith She's the ultimate relatable character

[@EonNite]

Aerith is actually so cute talking about Mario speedruns. Lmao, I love it.

[@diablonerd9612]

My man Sephiroth talking about an alternate universe where SEES kill themselves and Nyx devours the entire universe

[@noahthenerdiest3406]

I relate to Aerith SOOOOO damn much in this video, Especially the social anxiety stuff. I feel for her in this instance

[@verystinkyguy]

I love this art style so much, it’s so adorable and I love it

[@QxCooL]

2 years later and still the cutest shit i've ever seen in my life

[@BovineDesigns]

I love that Tifa's voice changes mid laugh

[@megaunderflow4076]

I like how Sephiroth specifies that they're shooting themselves in the brains. Because shooting themselves in the heads in general is apparently less fatal.

[@drewsimon7745]

“She just won’t stfu about Mario sunshine speedrunning”

[@LittleGuitarist]

They Keep Saying *Uh , Ah , Ahah , Gah!*

[@hanzo8120]

Hey Witchdoktor, give us the magic words: "Alright. Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang!"

[@windbrush]

"That would be s-" -Sephiroth, 2020

[@DevonCosmos]

Why does he have freckles? Does he have freckles in the Remake? WHY IS HE CUTE?! >.

[@peakxdd]

lol

[@moisescorral8297]

Prompto in disguise.

[@spudsbuchlaw]

Always has been

[@LegoSharkSuitGuy]

@@lacreatura4737 what the fuck does that have to do with femboys

[@funnyvalentine6670]

@@LegoSharkSuitGuy Cause he's cute

[@abcabc-uv6ce]

Girl with deep and manly voice, cant stop talking about mario sunshine speedrun, potentially not a girl but still wearing girly stuff. I think we found the perfect girl.

[@Neeocast]

@Dethcloth there's literally nothing wrong with being gay, there's something wrong with you clearly though.

[@MakenaForest]

@Dethcloth "ugh these people found love, but its with someone i dont approve of, despite them literally not knowing me, geez i sure wish theyd stop being happy."

[@tlam3028]

@Dethcloth damn bro, get a life or something.

[@onimaxblade8988]

Im sad now cause I thought the "Ugh. Gay." was supposed to be ironic but this guy is actually a big tool.

[@RickyRiceB]

ugh. *destroys the space time continuum*

[@DrearyDropAlt]

Me when the autismr info dumping begins.

[@fabiendubost284]

Somehow they predicted the endless uncanny talking in the remake. Eugh...

[@evilevilevil333]

I know absolutely nothing about this game, but I know this is just amazing.

[@oraclescionapp6349]

Never before have I connected to a fictional character so much

[@SevenIsaCannibal7]

The Half-life scientist yell got me super good

[@seanic_x9585]

Yo i die every time I see it

[@thotobliterator1587]

Sephiroth when he’s about to enter a smash game 0:57

[@TheShockVox]

Can’t get over how cute he made Tifa look

[@mcbadrobotvoice8155]

Dream girlfriend especially with that voice

[@mudafucca4420]

I'm not shaming but like, c'mon man, c'mon now...

[@mcbadrobotvoice8155]

@@mudafucca4420 ok?

[@xeli3046]

noice

[@JugularJohn]

Regardless of her voice. If she talks about Mario sunshine, I would simp for her

[@mudafucca4420]

@@Pmf95k No?

[@heyitsjustjacob5308]

I wanna hear more of Aerith rambling on about smario sunshine speedrun

[@TheNerdSmash]

God I love Gamer Aerith so much

[@TheCalebVID]

Zack wouldn't annoy you like that Cloud.

[@ekklesiathomas1860]

She just won't shut the fuck up about Mario sunshine speed running. Had me dying 🤣🤣🤣

[@jackluffy7914]

0:39 this is so funny because sometimes I do think Barret and Tifa had this kind of relationship in the actual game😂😂😂

[@saynotop2w]

They probably were until Cloud showed up

[@adudeontheinternet8246]

1:06 "I'm with the science team!"

[@sound-wave00]

Walter Noooooo!

[@ratchetpokemaster123]

The best part about this is how spot-on Sephiroth's part is about Newgrounds humor, to be honest

[@boomboom6410]

The comedy in this video feels so surreal that I can't tell if I'm dreaming or not?

[@hermit_36]

Aerith: talks passionately to Cloud about Super Mario Sunshine speedrunning. (Light) Sephiroth: talks passionately to himself about Persona 3 memes for a collab. (Dark)

[@Harpy-with-Legs]

Sephiroth re explaining the evoker joke at the end is just amazing

[@MarshmallowHope536]

I feel completely called out because I am exactly like Aerith when talking to people.

[@saintdreams]

0:07 i like the little shake she does. idk why.

[@Гпник-д3ч]

Dude, why I'm getting turned on with Aerith sounding like a grown ass macho man. 😳

[@JugularJohn]

Either the art style is really good, or you’re into tomboys

[@snowcloudshinobi]

i think the art and animation are just really that expressive.

[@youmeltube]

trans rights

[@MarkH]

@@JugularJohn I think you mean femboys

[@xavierrivera3407]

A girl who patently talks about Mario sunshine speed runs is nothing but the perfect girl. Macho man voice or not it would be a crime to not get turned on.

[@indisciipline]

wow it really is crazy that one really weird animation ended at disk one

[@JovialEclipse]

I relate with Aerith so much

[@xDragonInstallx]

That goddamn persona joke that everyone always says.

[@oshabbery7706]

I cant stop watching this because of those expressions

[@jerppursh7570]

There's no way this was 4 years ago I feel so old

[@justadude450]

0:19 That is relatable

[@vanilla7981]

I LOVE the style of this so damn much