Plan to trick Avalanche (Newgrounds Final Fantasy 7 Collab)

FULL (Uncensored) FF7 COLLAB: www.newgrounds...
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Two ShinRa security officers wrack their brains for a way to take down Avalanche from the inside to get a sick promotion. And gosh dangit, it just might be crazy enough to work.
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PhantomArcade: / phantomarcade3k
Spazkid: / spazkidin3d
JohnnyUtah: / johnnyutahng

[@Gearless13]

This best part is that you just believe its actually Cory as a Shinra gunner. Instead Cory just voicing a character.

[@mealwheels3562]

It’s the same as Cory becoming a shinra gunner.

[@MSNRT0]

you got me stumped there, buckaroo

[@idontlikethis980]

I didn't even realize it was Cory until I saw this comment

[@meharsamba]

@@idontlikethis980 who's cory ?

[@snorchill3170]

reminds me of when Cory did the Goku line in the Smash bros collab and they left in the screw up

[@wrldoverheaven803]

The improv just makes everything 27% better.

[@bligward6609]

At 0:40 his shirt changed

[@pizzacunt]

Bligward no it didn’t

[@bligward6609]

@@pizzacunt ik I just did that to take people off track you fell into my scheme

[@MartyFreeze]

That's just science.

[@heyitsjustjacob5308]

This was improv?

[@Nate-ll4do]

"Is Shinra good or *not* bad!?" Is a great quote that needs to be retroactively included in FF7

[@DonkeyFilms]

The next FF7R game

[@Nate-ll4do]

@@DonkeyFilms Oh yeah, there's still time.

[@grinshady0164]

It would make for a great slogan on a propaganda poster for sure.

[@Ovvkoz]

"Out one ear, and into the other" Corey is a blessing

[@ChSjRi]

The more I read it the hilarious it gets, Corey is a fucking genius.

[@GrinningAries]

I like that the premise of the sketch is basically just "what if Cory was a Shinra operative"

[@erickisip9955]

Yeah

[@moritzzz1]

Spazkid is such a natural voice actor, or they are recording him on a normal day

[@spacedalien1044]

@Chode Blowsonn "Goin out one ear and in the other"

[@spacedalien1044]

@Chode Blowsonn ngl man he was prolly one of my least favorite cast in sleepycast but in small segments his voice acting and animation is pretty fuckin hilarious

[@spacedalien1044]

@Chode Blowsonn yeah? Oneyplays are hard for me to watch these days. I only like the ones where they actually enjoy what the play(like worms/gta) because its much more natural. Lately the vids have all just been 20mins of forced jokes and fake laughs slapped on top of boring gameplay.

[@PALACIO254]

@@spacedalien1044 man I haven't really gotten that vibe which in particular?

[@spacedalien1044]

@@PALACIO254 idk about any in particular but I mean its their job to tell jokes so a lot of them and some of the bits they do just dont seem as funny

[@TheSystemIsFlawed]

Making it improv and leaving in the background laughter was a great decision

[@mctankies]

It's funnier knowing they were cracking up just as bad as us.

[@blueeyeddrago3540]

Absolutely love the improv.

[@jimmyhopkins3929]

"out one ear and in the other"

[@ultraspinalki11]

I just realized how Corey messed up this simple quote...

[@El_Andru]

Cory-isms are my big favorite. There is one in Sleepycast where they are talking about a picture that looks at you from everywhere and Cory mumbles "it's like an Abraham Lincoln penny." I DIE

[@chadthunderqoq]

I love how Corey defines child-bearing hips as "mother bearing hips".

[@acreator823]

@@El_Andru That's from the Sab and the Beanstalker, they were talking about how Sabrina's stalker was always facing straight ahead but looking at her.

[@JenerikEt]

This just sounds like a sleepycast bit

[@gallow_]

That probably explains why I've watched it 10 times

[@grinkobaba9226]

This is funny tho

[@thehillz726]

the more thing s change the more they stay the same

[@Agent4403]

true

[@edgarmorales9950]

Everytime I see the Shinra grunts in FF7 Remake, I laugh because I now imagine Dave and Cory.

[@Emery101]

maybe it’s childhood autism but I used to monologue the grunts talking about daily shit, materia and banging Elena/Scarlet.

[@Isatino]

Shinra Cory is adorable, I'd give him a raise

[@angrycinnabon2956]

Let him be a hidden party character, Vincent's being dethroned.

[@saynotop2w]

A raise in the pants

[@PALACIO254]

​@@saynotop2wwith your wiener

[@daroachdawgjr]

*Cory what would a normal person say, tell me what you think a normal person would say*

[@barley3939]

the weather outside is frightful

[@kodybuffettwilson]

@@barley3939 THAT'S NOT ANYWHERE CLOSE TO WHAT A NORMAL PERSON WOULD SAY, THAT'S WHAT A DERANGED MANIAC LIKE YOU WOULD SAY, CORY!

[@wormgod7520]

"What?"

[@ringgo7566]

*Frosty the Snowman*

[@gabethedog6019]

What episode in sleepycast is this? I forgot which one it is lol

[@notmyrealname1999]

"Jeff ask me what a normal person would think...Say..." -Cory Spazkid Sleepycast

[@apatheticAstronaut]

The weather outside is frightful

[@jamesjerk5538]

FROSTY THE SNOWMAN

[@corsojames]

@@jamesjerk5538 -Normal man, Wawa

[@brianpacheco9606]

Sucks that no shirts were made for this collab

[@chrislangston6235]

I'd be happy with a pink "normal person" shirt lol

[@JohnDoe-bd1qe]

Guy blew his head clean off; funniest shit I've ever seen.

[@vanderburf9854]

I kid you not

[@islandboy9381]

hate

[@W3Electronics]

"thanks, my mom cuts my hair" I cried laughing

[@Envirse1]

same

[@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269]

same

[@daa2622]

@@rockycarrs107 Sevanne

[@NekkoBlue]

I love how the light on the top of their helmets is just a third eye. I get the feeling someone actually thought it was a third eye as a kid, lol.

[@ghhn4505]

Hell I'm 20 and played FF7 for the first time this year and kept seeing it as a 3rd eye

[@Gaia_Gaistar]

Wait, it's not a third eye? I thought it was like those fov tactical goggles with four scopes.

[@oXDestroXo]

I always thought it was like a camera they could see higher up with, using reflection or something, i dont know

[@jesseking1403]

They got the voice recordings all in one take. Cory's natural Coryisms can only be performed once and never repeated, so that's how you know it's just one take.

[@sparkydoodle696]

It feels like they just made up the conversation as they went along

[@sparkydoodle696]

Bajocontinuo I didn’t say it was bad, I actually think that’s the best thing about it

[@bligward6609]

At 0:40 his shirt changed

[@FracturedImage]

Spaz, Jeff and Dave are such a perfect trio no wonder they're all making a game together.

[@exetone]

@ytsas48522 I've heard he was helping with some animation, he may have split off after fnf gained traction

[@Top_Nepper]

I'll never get bored of Corys voice

[@nicholasbroadhead2335]

4:38 This part kills me everytime!

[@blindhero2999]

What he says or what his shirt says.

[@nicholasbroadhead2335]

@@blindhero2999 What he says. "Thanks my mom cuts my hair." *WHEEEEEZE*

[@dablazingbryan5559]

3:25 Is what breaks me.

[@aboiofcolor]

​@@blindhero2999 I never noticed that until now

[@JoelyMoleyYT]

Spazkid's laughter appeals to my senses

[@Bons580]

Oh shit it's you!

[@captaincornflake]

"Ohgey" *You get it, you get it, you're following me!* "Goin' out one ear, in the other..." Fucking Christ Cory never change

[@henrynelson9301]

“So please let me be a part of Captain Planet- I mean Avalanche.”

[@Nucky420]

This feels so natural it’s scary. Dave and Cory make such a great pair.

[@YoYo-kh4tl]

I dropped everything just to see this video

[@mrbananaz1911]

Yea

[@YoYo-kh4tl]

NONONO

[@YoYo-kh4tl]

Skip

[@benjinatorkahki-1858]

@@YoYo-kh4tl I voted purple.

[@ravindupadmanath2802]

Dude you dropped ur baby

[@TheSutanian]

2:24 Love the attention to detail where Barret stops with his foot flopped on the top.

[@Grundleburger]

“Going out one ear and in the other” is my new favorite Coryism

[@darkswords147]

2:34 That break in character is hilarious.

[@Grundleburger]

The weather outside is frightful

[@joekaz5198]

What did the chicken say to the road?

[@Wecameformoore]

Cuc ​@@joekaz5198

[@neburtech]

this was the best clip by far "my mom cuts my hair" is gold

[@PhidSillips]

*I love Newgrounds :)*

[@Spunkinator]

What?

[@Nate-ll4do]

@@Spunkinator HE LOVES NEWGROUNDS

[@bligward6609]

0:40 his shirt changed

[@Spunkinator]

@@Nate-ll4do ¿Qué?

[@dawsontomar7558]

I don't

[@mori-cq5282]

"Thanks, my mom cuts my hair" That broke me.

[@MrMarty0219]

Newgrounds is officially my new favorite KZbin channel

[@TehOsoMan]

That sector 7 air is doing a number on that Shinra soldier.

[@darynu]

Cory, trying to think about stuff that he loves about the EARTH: The trees, the MOON

[@BovineDesigns]

Jeff's tiny chuckle at the end makes me smile.

[@kenwynnelson6340]

this might be one of my favorite videos in general. the improv, timing, art style, and humor all line up so perfectly.

[@ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere]

I revisit quite often

[@kairyonaznable20]

Corey sucking at improv somehow makes him incredible at improv

[@henrynelson9301]

My favorite technique he does is in the Sonic Trump debate bit, where he just goes “hmmmm well…. Ummm….. hmmmm well” in character, like he can’t think of what to say and he’s just stalling

[@Nucky420]

Can I just also say how amazing the lip syncing and animations of the mouths is? This makes me so excited for Nightmare cops.

[@mikekazz5353]

"Listen we're getting off topic " the best reaction to Cory's improv voice acting.

[@MajorGamer14]

“Going out one ear and in the other” spoken like a true apsie

[@stronger__ty.w802]

huge tankman vibes

[@LightOfHands]

omg YES my favorite one lol. I can finally share this with everyone without having to warn them about piss porn, lol

[@sparxskywriter2589]

But the threat of piss porn is the classic Newgrounds atmosphere

[@LightOfHands]

Unfortunately everyone I know are prudes, so I'm SOL :'(

[@EnderGoku9001]

Pee fuck made me laugh ngl

[@gripes5060]

The w h a t

[@LightOfHands]

@@gripes5060 This is one animated short out of many in the full FF7 animation collaboration. In the full collab, there's a short that contains piss porn, a short with male cross-dressing, and some straight up regular fuckin'. I loved the whole collab, and personally don't mind a little random sexy junk, but I couldn't share it with anyone I know because of it, lol

[@chiapetobama7281]

The funniest parody is one that’s funny outside of referencing things

[@Xwartu]

Cory and Jeff, what a combo

[@mctankies]

I love how Jeff has to constantly reassert himself to keep from laughing.

[@AbstraktNG]

The improv is a 10/10. Corey was the star of this animation

[@sandwich3770]

Because I’ve watched so much Sleepycast, I just assume that Cory isn’t reading off a script

[@logicalphallusry]

He'd need to be able to read first

[@AngieTales]

"My Mom Cuts My Hair"

[@crontelly2112]

This is literally an improv joke going for 5 minutes, it slowly deteriorates and gets funnier overtime

[@Skullkan6]

1:18 is the best part, he explains the problem with this whole plan.

[@namelessfailure7897]

This sounds like an actual conversation between Dave, Cory, and Jeff

[@SilentStorm1172]

Daniel Day-Lewis with the astounding performance as Cory "Spazkid" Rodriguez.

[@GrayD_Fox]

I’m glad Dave joined, it’s great to see Cory and Jeff be in more stuff.

[@EggPlanet492]

I’ve probably watched this a dozen times and didn’t notice Corey’s new shirt at 4:40 till now. 10/10

[@ScOfficial]

That was the fucking best, i can't get over this collab of those three guys,PhantomArcade, JohnnyUtah and Cory made this absolute GOLD

[@hdydisbdu]

This is like final fantasy tankman

[@kamo6619]

"here, here" lmao I love the dude on the left.

[@Hayatehiroyuki25]

This is a Final Fantasy 7 parody AND a Tankman parody

[@YaBoiiMikey]

0:40 this part got me dying

[@fbistatmajor5918]

"I love, smoke, from a nice campfire with my fr*wheeze*iends"

[@blitheringape5321]

1/5th of the time Cory's absolute idiocy is pure gold and this is one of those times always happy to hear JohnnyUtah's super awkward voice acting

[@empoo5084]

the entire thing sounds like they improvised as they recorded it and its amazing

[@tunasandwich8049]

Cory is legit an SCP where he oozes with stupidity that everyone in the vicinity would become stupider and confused

[@XIntoxicationalX]

Dave is funny af. Big fan of all the newgrounds funny boys

[@retrobat1631]

The cut off laughter at the end is great.

[@dreamhollow]

That ending was pure comedic genius.

[@goobee6230]

why didnt they get dave and cory for the remake

[@chrisdaughen5257]

They only got Mick for the game.

[@blazethecat2622]

Chris Daughen and Tomar

[@chrisdaughen5257]

@@blazethecat2622 Oney should've definitely been Cloud from what I saw in the collab.

[@erickisip9955]

5:02 this part killed me

[@TheBiscuitStreet]

“Well hi to you too” nearly killed me - I love you Cory

[@DeadEndGoose]

This is like gamer Home Movies, so perfect

[@SuperTunnelBoy]

This was probably my favorite skit

[@Nightout88]

i really would have loved to seen a full ass series where this guy has to just improve his way through avalanche and ends up helping them kill Sephiroth and DOESN'T get the promotion.

[@MasterZephyr6]

I haven’t heard their voices in such a long time. God, I’ve missed all three of them

[@DeepFreeze172]

"Thanks, my mom cuts my hair" is such a Cory thing to say. I love it!

[@radixnatas]

"Ha, wait hold on-"

[@nilzerYT]

I would’ve been really happy if they added a soldier mii costume along with sephiroth’s release.

[@MrGlerb]

This video makes me believe every form of media should be Improvised

[@thomasshrum4006]

This has to be my favorite of the collab videos for this series. Cory just adds so much to the character that it is beyond endearing!

[@DVRKSTXR]

“We trick Barret, that BiG dUmB fUCk!” That part took me out! 💀💀💀

[@platanoduro]

Thank you all for this wonderful collab. I was in treas laughing and made the rest of my work day awesome.

[@MummyNapkin]

"Thanks my mom cuts my hair"

[@jackacacia8485]

>I like your scruff >Thanks my mom cuts my hair fuck i cant stop laughing

[@SillyLilDawg]

The laughing and improv between lines makes this so much better. Cory could really be a Shinra employee and we’d all never know.

[@MT-xy7uz]

You'll never guess what segment comes after this one...

[@nyctophilia188]

this was honestly the best part of the collab. couldn't breathe.

[@24klassics]

"We gotta think, man! It's time to be serious!" "WHY'RE YOU LAUGHING?!" "NAH! It's fuckin'... . . . . . . O k a y " God I've missed you, Newgrounds 💀

[@JDzork]

Animating the outtakes as they still go on with the story is hilarious

[@arthurdutra3432]

I like how I didn't even need context it was just Jeff and Dave laughing at Cory's antics

[@brianhamilton7105]

They should have hired you to write the dialogue for the remake. It would have been a solid 10/10

[@FragmentedR_YT]

Agreed, every character in every piece of media should just be Cory improvising.

[@nrppl]

I’ve seen thing video about 17 times since it’s release.

[@alexhendrix1071]

“Is shinra good or NOT bad?”

[@computerheadman1601]

fuckin tankmen but with more budget its awesome

[@randomnessopy]

CORY WILL BE REMEMBERED LIKE FUCKING DAVINCI

[@javaddsales7279]

i thought the thumbnail was hell boy for a sec'

[@brokensoul681]

Is anyone gonna talk about how Cory messed up the metaphor "going in one ear and out the other"

[@SK-ib5hi]

"Thanks, my mom cuts my hair" XD

[@CommandaInChief]

I feel like the laughing is super genuine