The Moisture Farmers - That Kenobi bloke ( Unreal / Reallusion short)

[@notthefbi7932]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 That was some deep conversation there, too bad imperial intelligence wasn't as smart as those two blokes 😉

[@Joeballs187]

It's the locals see the storm troopers are not locals they didn't go to high school and remember tanner peeing himself no no the storm troopers are shipped in for sm other place the Bureaucracy and not just hiring on planet stormtroopers is probably what let's to this kinda thing if people know everyone and then all of a sudden start seeing the same guy like 3 times a year you know the dude lives on planet and around here unless oby won was getting supply from jawas then I don't he can survive out there two long didn't look like he had a moisture farm

[@Jakkaribik1]

The Average workers have more time than the Officer who will just do Orders with no Questions asked :)

[@Jakkaribik1]

The Average workers have more time than the Officer who will just do Orders with no Questions asked :) !!

[@Urielization]

"Takes all kinds to make a galaxy Wal." Amazing

[@lbrett7054]

Living in rural England, I've had thousands of conversations that sound like this. And to any who don't understand rural speech; this little chat right here is a hardcore conspiracy debate.

[@nunyabusiness22]

…as an (ex desert dwelling) redneck American, it hit a little too close to home here too.

[@Joeballs187]

Did he not Articulate properly I thought it was all very well stated

[@Joeballs187]

0:31 pawsh yeah maybe idk this one but I thought Recken was an American word not UK

[@lbrett7054]

@@Joeballs187 I was really just making a joke. But for real this is how conversations usually go in rural UK.

[@Joeballs187]

@lbrett7054 rural usa as well you should look up a show called letter Kenny I think you'll like it its from are boys in the north

[@sigy4ever]

"Until your mum made you take it down because she caught you-" "Yeah Yeah steady on Mate"

[@jeremymiller5239]

"Lovely shade of blue." 😁

[@lagia5]

These two could have a whole series of just this and it would still be epic

[@JACKRIDERPLAYZ]

This is fucking gold 😂

[@weetbix1000]

Mate if that’s not two kiwi farmers yakking in their utes on a dusty backroad, or over the cow fence I don’t know what is 😂😂😂

[@aldunlop4622]

I've had similar conversations over a fence out near Wellington NSW. Farmers could be talk about the price of hay, pr World War, and they'd sound the same.

[@brianmarshall1762]

Trev, Wal……………. Somewhere there’s an Aunty Dolly and Cheeky Hobson around isn’t there. The kiwis will get it…

[@bryndal36]

So do us older Aussies. Read plenty of the comics as a kid.

[@shannonedens7854]

As a native of the Southern US, I’m glad to see other countries having the same kind of conversations we have.

[@dragonsword7370]

You've realize when you grow up that redneck is a phenomenon in every people. And they all drawl a bit slower than rest of their folk. My best mate watched a documentary that touched on rural farming Japan. He swears he's seen and heard that same farmer have a clone in our neck of the woods.

[@steadholderharrington9035]

Most inspiring conversation... with some farmer's rear end. Life is so ordinary, and this upsets no one. 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@19TheChaosWarrior79]

The subtlety and restaint in this is what makes it so amazing.

[@charlietheturdil8632]

Lmao the Jedi basically were celebrities tho fr

[@BovineDesigns]

"Are you a Jedi?" "....No...." "Well don't take this the wrong way but you're dressed EXACTLY like a Jedi... Like... ALL of them." -Auralnauts Star Wars

[@1slandB0y77]

Footrot Flats meets Star Wars... 😅

[@andrewmorgan1819]

That's a blast from the past. I loved Footrot Flats, I first saw it as a comic strip in a UK newspaper called Today back in the nineties.

[@lady_bexy]

😂😂😂 OMG, you're right!! 😂😂😂

[@lady_bexy]

​@andrewmorgan1819 The full movie is available here on KZbin.

[@AdmiralStoicRum]

This is great I love it It's just I love it. I can't get over just the casual conversation they're having Just peeling back all the layers of that onion.

[@AngryMarine-il6ej]

😆😆🤣🤣🤣

[@phluphie]

And again, better than anything and everything that Disney’s produced. Thanks guys.

[@davidszabo1618]

Struth! This bloke was really onto it.

[@iatsd]

*LOTS* of New Zealand in-jokes in that one! :) :) :)

[@maxmitchell8472]

I love it when we appear in stuff aye.

[@CaptainFalko4119]

Steve from American dad was right... We need more about Moisture Farms

[@LA_HA]

I've always thought having a series about the ordinary people in The Galaxy Far, Far Away would be really cool. Some funny. Some serious. Some exciting. Some romantic (according to my sisters). In the meantime, this'll do

[@vonneely1977]

Now that you mention it, giving Aussie accents to the folks on Tatooine makes a lot of sense.

[@lappansommer546]

Almost - those are proper Kiwi accents. Look up "Fred Dagg" and "Footrot Flats" for some similar humour

[@cyberleaderandy1]

Just show two farmers talking has more plot and revelation than the entire kenobi series 😂

[@MaartenAnna]

You think they had a kid together? 😂😂😂😂

[@X7Excalibur]

Takes all.kinds to make a Galaxy Wal.

[@NotEmiliaNatsuki]

I don't know why they decided to make Obi-Wan's sand robes into the Jedi uniform in later films and extended media. Luke didn't dress like him in the 3rd movie. He was dressed like a Catholic priest.

[@exasperated]

Yeah, it's probably better for a religion that takes young kids far far away for "training" to not be too closely associated with priests.

[@matthiuskoenig3378]

@@exasperated yeah, its more statistically accurate to make them dress like school teachers.

[@davidtauriainen9116]

The original force ghost of Anakin was dressed in robes identical to Kenobi's in the final scene. That smacks of a uniform.

[@PeterNield]

So, that's before the pod-tractor had a working reversing camera?

[@phil73805]

Genius! Pure, molten, genius!

[@ajax1137]

More "For the Empire!"

[@gallaxyk9095]

Love this!!!! Also really appreciated the subtitles

[@LordBloodraven]

No wonder the Emperor gave Order 66. He just couldn't stand that the Jedi he'd been grooming for decades decided to have a kid with another man.

[@hearse_boy_8620]

Wal needs a sheep dog of galactic sorts.

[@MrCarrera28]

Who can't stand his name :)

[@randomyoutuber7216]

LOL ! The truth of Luke's heritage comes out .....

[@Squiddems]

yeah yeah steady on mate 😂😂😂😂

[@Bailanat0r]

Lol wish more people spoke like this in Auckland

[@Jayneflakes]

That was so much fun, well done and thank you for sharing your work.

[@TheRealCeeJai]

They were SO CLOSE and yet so FAR, FAR AWAY.

[@skylx0812]

In that twin sun galaxy there was bound to be twin moons. Things gonna get dark when Kenobi realizes his Jedi mind tricks didn't work on those two. ...the guys not the moons

[@r3dp9]

But the guys do have moons... that are no moons.

[@pg2826]

I had been sick for a week with a cold and this video gave me a good laugh and made me feel a little better.

[@tintindb]

Absolute gold! Just two mates...

[@cobaltusa]

That was Awesome as usual. Thank you

[@tigerspirit1917]

A real farmer conversation caught on film 🤣

[@jake_gon_jinn]

"You even had that poster of Aayla Secura" had me rolling. 🤣🤣🤣 We all had the poster of the sexiest Jedi in the galaxy, mate.😂

[@garetthayden5716]

Like guys talking on a dirt road. One guy fixing the fence, the other on his tractor after the cattle, talking bout the neighbors. Reminds me of my hometown

[@slockhrt]

Okay, I thought that this was shaping up to be a pretty boring deconstruction of Star Wars logic holes. I did NOT see that turn coming.

[@igorschmidlapp6987]

"Moisture Farmer's crack"... noice... ;-P

[@arbknight12]

I wish they were my neighbors. They’re nice guys and they don’t get too nosey.

[@mayakovski]

Genius, on a whole different level.

[@wtfsatari]

this was amazing, you should do some old republic stuff😂

[@biggeek2256]

This is too good

[@OldOneTooth]

😂 yes, definitely yes. I enjoyed it upside down, then right way up. Bet he can hit a whomp rat with his gumboot from 50 paces.

[@bastian.urra_]

Amazing

[@ricktheexplorer]

You all are real good.

[@Danko05]

And this short is better than the whole Kenobi series.

[@Thurgosh_OG]

This was so good.

[@timmy6890]

Guess Trev is forever gonna be fixing his thingy abob

[@kingblondie7075]

Make more please!

[@Sukurarose92]

this has the same energy as letter kenny and i'm here for it. XD

[@ieatcaribou7852]

That was awesome!

[@amcconnell6730]

Luke was Obi Wan's son. That's why Anakin got so angry with him, and why Ben spent so much time watching Luke grow up. :)

[@TheOnlyLibertarianJew]

I never thought I would live to see the day that Star Wars meets Letterkenny.

[@Shipwright1918]

I do believe we have some relations of Fred Dagg here. Only thing that'd make it better is a wag trying to sell Luke's old speeder to an old clone trooper going "Body's pretty well rooted, little hard to start. Runs like a haunted shithouse, but once she warms up these old things are great. Get a good northerly up your freckle going downhill and it'll go like a strangled fart." Those who know, know.

[@ccole99]

I love how they casually solve the greatest secret of the galaxy!!!

[@stevenhunter6480]

A great kiwi band too… Th’ Dudes

[@summers1]

ISB intelligence < Moisture farmers just making conversation

[@mhayes3663]

fair dinkum mate

[@rainbowwarrior3570]

The real Star of Star Wars, AFK.

[@cavscout7113]

An Aussie here, that was hilarious........ 😂😂🤣🤣😆😆👍👍😁😁

[@paulrichardson9506]

Bliss by Th' dudes playing as he rolls up - not just a kiwi classic it seems

[@LuxisAlukard]

1:27 me: "They are the most brilliant, inteligent people in whole galaxy! They are going to figure it all out!" 1:29 also me: "Dumb bastards..."

[@rodgerwesterik2952]

Thats the best starwars ive ever seen

[@SlashRfnR]

these two must be the most Aussie Tatoiners I've ever heard

[@beastmode-ht8ou]

Kiwi

[@Wolf359inc]

@@beastmode-ht8ouI am an Aussie. They could be either - laconic farmer conversation, with a mix of Aussie/ Kiwi accents and idioms. Cheers,

[@Wolf359inc]

I’d like to see more of these guys.

[@iatsd]

@@Wolf359inc The whole thing was wall to wall New Zealand in-jokes, starting with the constant Footrot Flats nods. There was nothing Australian in that at all. But it's okay. We understand. Australia has to steal evrything given it's never created anything of it's own. Pharlap, pavlova, the ability to speak, Russell Crowe, John Clarke, Keith Urban, the flat white, Lamingtons, the national flag - although, to be fair, you did get a Kiwi to change the stolen property to try and pass it off as your own.

[@Wolf359inc]

@@iatsd I grant you all of that, apart from “the ability to speak”. What can I say? We are descended from a bunch of convicts, so it’s in our nature… 🤣

[@JamieCosta]

Hahahaha

[@joshbone9888]

I can believe it lol

[@Formula1fan2702]

Cool

[@tinstreet_egg]

The song as he's driving up is driving me nuts... Anyone know it?

[@lappansommer546]

It's the NZ national anthem! "Bliss" by Th' Dudes - bask in the entirety here kzbin.info/www/bejne/gWbOnoadeLWjjtksi=o-KnTgEBCywwgQT-

[@tinstreet_egg]

@@lappansommer546 Ah that's so much!! Really appreciate it

[@EpicallyCasual]

I thought the NZ national anthem was ‘why does love do this to me?’ by the Exponents?

[@lappansommer546]

@@EpicallyCasual dang! Now we've gotta reach for contextual nuance and the acknowledgement that even a social construct such as a national identity is nonetheless a multi-splendoured thing, but although "Why Does Love" is a fab track and supremely-suited for belting out in a stadium the long-building intro of "Bliss" is better at cutting through the alcoholic haze at the end of a Westie party.

[@EpicallyCasual]

@@lappansommer546 I have to give it to you that if there was going to be an unofficial NZ national anthem, it would probably be a drinking song. Or , thinking a bit further, I retract the exponents and propose ‘Poi E’ by the Patea Māori club :)

[@systemsrenegade9888]

Have you guys watched star wars down under it is awesome.

[@PeterTheVald]

Whatever happened to that little Annikan boy?

[@slowturtle6745]

I woke my dog up laughing at that one. I love you guys? girls? Ewoks...whatever keep up the great work.

[@babilon6097]

Noice!

[@CONSTANTINEXI63]

This is canon

[@lordbuss]

"[]...random characters in the Star Wars universe trying to figure out what the deal is with the Skywalker lineage and coming to contextually reasonable but wildly inaccurate conclusions. the ones where people put 'anakin skywalker was rumoured to have had a secret marriage' together with 'luke skywalker is darth vader's son' and come up with 'darth vader is anakin skywalker's ex-husband' are especially fun" David Prokopetz

[@WarSquigsPainting]

AAHAHAHAHA... *cough cough* Oh my god. MOST. BASED. CONCLUSION. EVER.

[@MarsMullo1]

Didnt know mosture farmers were kiwis.

[@bobl.1044]

I can see the crack in this one...

[@pufthemajicdragon]

I ship it. Padme's gonna be real sad when she finds ou- ooooh

[@pufthemajicdragon]

I've watched this over and over and over and it never gets old! I **know** there are people having this exact conversation right now in the podunk town where I grew up. The names may be different, and it's a worn out chevy pickup instead of a moisture vaporator, but it's the exact same butt crack rural redneck gossip. All the way down to the case of beer and unlaced combat boots. God I love this channel!

[@engir63]

So you are going to Batman and Robin them?

[@katesmiles4208]

🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍

[@JDVHS]

Perth, Western Australia mate.....there's only one Jedi living around here and his name is Jeff, but.... we all just call him "Jedi Jeff" for short...

[@kreynusr4242]

I'm laughing my ass off to this

[@cavscout7113]

Saves time.

[@50043211]

Tank top on a desert world with a double sun? 🤔

[@EpicallyCasual]

He slip slop slapped

[@lappansommer546]

UV levels in NZ Max as well be a double sun, never stopped farmers from going about in a singlet.

[@Gterr1971]

Ha !

[@griffinsummoner]

To be fair, light-colored robes are probably common fashion on Tattooine. The sandpeople certainly show that it is effective. I don't know exactly where in the timeline this takes place, but we know Kenobi, for a decade at least, kept his lightsaber as far from him as possible. They mention him at/near the Lars' place, so perhaps this is after the events of Kenobi, but that lightsaber comment was the only thing I objected to. Kenobi is a family name, I'm sure there are plenty of Kenobi's out in the Galaxy. Overall, a grand laugh and I look forward to more.

[@patrickmcdonald8513]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@denisnadeau865]

😂😂😂

[@cpuuk]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SullenSecret]

That's a great critique of Star Wars' Prequel problems. Excellent video.

[@alannatherson7721]

I'm half waiting for Book of Boba Fett season 2 to reveal Skywalker is the Tatooine equivalent of 'Brown' or something in how common of a surname it is there to both explain why no one put two and two together and the idea of the rest of the galaxy thinking Anakin Skywalker was this superbadass with an awesome name while on Tatooine his name was something like "Dave Brown" levels of boring.

[@carnsoaks1]

It takes all sorts to make a universe. And voyeur farmers, staring down your crack while you work is just one way it does. Where did he go afterwards? What did he do to himself? Perverse.

[@kylelantan9220]

Yeah... point of contention, the galaxy is how many trillions of beings and the Jedi are only like 10,000? I doubt very highly they were all that famous to be honest. We only really know them cause they are the focus of the story for the most part.

[@happydonutfarts6235]

Plaid in Star Wars? Bloody blasphemy.

[@ghillieglas7379]

It's called a bush shirt or a "Swandri" after a popular brand. It's a part of the whole Kiwi farmer vibe. The Clones speak New Zealand English, so don't be surprised if there's a couple of legions that wear them when they head in forest or mountain terrain.

[@davesunhammer4218]

Brill ! Geesh. And the Aussie accent for moisture farmers. Ha! Steady on, mate. Now that is some good oil.

[@Bailanat0r]

“Aussie” accent? 🤨🤨