FOR THE EMPIRE: SEASON TWO - A Star Wars parody created with Unreal Engine 5

[@legogeneralgrievous3958]

"testicles, lord vader. you had them once, if i recall" is such a perfectly delivered line.

[@SalamanderBattleBrother]

So he did hear them😂.

[@camdougherty7285]

Good show!

[@scouttrooper2871]

“I was a fine-looking man once…”

[@piotrkowalski3869]

The list was longer, but we all got the pint after testicles.

[@jameschristopher2540]

Ngl I thought he meant as a delicacy and was mortified

[@shaundaly1134]

Darth Vader meeting his Astromech stand in, is hands down the funniest thing ive ever seen.

[@cloudwolf6770]

Someone's going to Die!😂😂😂

[@lonewolf0712]

Same 😂

[@biggeek2256]

Downright freaking HILARIOUS

[@piotrkowalski3869]

"Someone's about to DIE." - Whichever delivery is funnier.

[@taidee]

It's the best 🤣🤣

[@robbytherobot1]

I bet Sarge being aware of all the BS around him and just plowing ahead makes him very relatable to many of us going about our regular lives

[@nfldend501]

he is literally every NCO in the military

[@richardmartin8998]

​​@@nfldend501every competent NCO.

[@igorschmidlapp6987]

But, the trooper called him "Sir"... "You don't say 'sir' to me, I'm a sergeant, I work for a living." -Sgt. Hulka, "Stripes" ;-)

[@CDRhammond]

He is a perfect example of what an actual NCO or SNCO is like in the US military. Nothing ever gets past a NCO/SNCO and as long as it's nothing too bad you might get away with it depending on the NCO/SNCO.

[@CDRhammond]

@@igorschmidlapp6987 God help the individual who calls an NCO or worse a SNCO as sir or Ma'am or makes the mistake of saluting an NCO/SNCO. That is one mistake a person tends to make only once. On the opposite end you better make sure the person walking by is not an officer and fail to give proper courtesy to them. In the USN both SNCO ranks of E-7 to E-9 and all commissioned officers wear the same khaki uniform where the rank is worn on the collars. I was once confused as a Chief petty officer (E-7/gold anchor collar insignia) when I was a LCDR. (O4/gold oakleave collar insignia) by 2 junior Marines. I might have let it go except the way they addressed me even if I had been a Chief petty officer was completely out of line. Easy way to get yourself destroyed by a navy chief/senior chief/master chief is by addressing them with a "what up chief". The look on their faces when they actually got a good look at my collar insignia was priceless though. Was defiantly one of those O I am so screwed kind of realizations.

[@patrickcullen1844]

"My rage is buried under a haze by all of these wonder full drugs, but its taking notes" Best line of the series!

[@Br1cht]

So the American experience?

[@Edaxidous]

Hey morons, I know my rage is currently buried under a haze of wonderful drugs but IT IS taking notes.

[@nathanfreeman8250]

@@Br1cht Yeah pretty much no wonder with a border like ours

[@BisexualPlagueDoctor]

I think he said “buried under a haze” and not “being masked” but he may say it twice

[@anthonycarlisle6184]

Wonder full or wonderful?

[@DarkmanTF1]

" Look out, a Tree!!" Killed me.

[@DerpleDude]

The had a moment of ptsd

[@Nonyabiznus]

It killed a bunch of them too; on Endor.... that was a great line 🤣 Almost as funny as the whole Biker Bar parody... within a larger parody.

[@jacobnash9755]

This one hit me harder than Vader meeting his doppelganger 😂

[@halogeek6]

sent the whole bar into a PTSD episode. fucking savage.

[@foxtrotbibi]

Oh no! A teddy bear!

[@KrawmKruach]

This fan production has more heart and depth to it than what is vomited up by disney, great job in story telling and to hear the sarge say "fuck the empire" was almost as chilling as hearing luke react to vaders "i am your father" bravo 10 out of 10 will watch again and again.

[@CDRhammond]

Yup their next Star Wars movie just might end up being the final nail in the coffin Disney has been putting itself in. It might actually do worse than the Marvels did at the box office.

[@MjollTheLioness-o4y]

Agree. The fans love Star Wars more than Disney does.

[@Panda_26131]

The absolute betrayal in the end, not only did the flower BUT the two goobers got promoted too, sergeant is not gonna recover emotionally from this

[@reasonabledoubt459]

Twist: The flower was dead the whole time and he was delusional.

[@KutWrite]

@@reasonabledoubt459 Good one!

[@mm3mm3]

@@reasonabledoubt459I was wondering that myself 😅😅😅😅😅

[@The-Mstr-Pook]

Wonder if he joins the Rebellion like Cpt Rex.

[@troopersteve2992]

I think sergeant was more mad he was not going to be with them again and the empire had taken away the last hope he had which was the friends he made, meaning he will be alone again and is going to live through the hopeless and depressing life he was before TNG and 069, which is why the flower was dead, symbolically it represented the hope they gave him and the hope to escape the empire, the empire letting it die is them taking them away.

[@donoimdono2702]

"Why aren't you panicking?" "Because I still have 2 statues." oh man, I'm dying

[@johnrandolph1989]

TKfku, TKfng, and TK069 are the heart of the Empire. ❤

[@wambutu7679]

TK-FKU, Sir!

[@dynestis2875]

I love this Star Wars version of *Red vs Blue* and it's very enjoyable how the cast of characters is slowly expanded and built upon!

[@chaptainrex2110]

oh my god thats what it reminds me of, thanks for clearing that up man

[@sandhamitizer9706]

Remember those Rebels on Hoth in the first season standing guard outside of Echo Base?

[@chaptainrex2110]

@@sandhamitizer9706 oh yeah that was so funny

[@Notsari]

I've never watched red vs blue but I'll sheck it out

[@renetr6771]

@@sandhamitizer9706 We need more men!

[@Soichy2]

I think the voice acting makes 50% of the success of this film. The voices are chosen perfectly and considering that we do not see the faces and facial expressions of the main characters, the work of the actors is much more important. And they did a great job with this work. I hope to see the third season.

[@victorfinberg8595]

amazing how the vet can express disgust with his whole face covered up

[@Katharsys73]

This series has been a billion times better than anything Disney has ever done! Amazing job by everyone involved... looking forward to many more episodes in the future!!😀

[@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491]

( 'ey: pls Don't get these great guys in trouble -- look what happened to the genious babe doin' *Adult Wednesday* - bits of which you may still be able to yt )

[@CloneCommanderCrater1102]

Look, I dislike the sequels as much as the next person, but saying that these videos are better than anything Disney has ever done is a completely ridiculous statement.

[@korhol2065]

The only good one was the force awakens Last Jedi made things confusing while rise of skywalker made it less satisfying

[@CloneCommanderCrater1102]

@@korhol2065 Agreed. Force Awakens, despite its problems, still felt like a Star Wars movie, whereas Last Jedi and Rise of Skywalker were just utter messes.

[@valentinlageot4101]

Rogue One

[@thepipinviking]

I'm more emotionally invested in a flower than anything Disney star wars has put out in years

[@ReverendMeat51]

I'd forgotten what it felt like to love Star Wars. Thanks for this

[@jacobnash9755]

The line deliveries are amazingly well done. Some of the jokes are completely dependent on their deliveries, and it speaks volumes to their talent.

[@thestanleys3657]

"yes im panicking!!!. Why aren't you panicking?" "Because ive got two statues" 😂😂😂😂

[@timsmelser-x8z]

I know this as been said as a joke but seriously, an animated parody show is better in every way and even has more emotional punch than Disney Star Wars. Really low bar but still. Thank you for making a star wars story that's actually worth watching, hilarious, and keeping this universe alive even in a small way

[@stickiedmin6508]

Yeah . . . Every time someone released a fan film *_before_* 2012, every comment underneath said *_exactly the same thing,_* remember? "this much beter than lucuasfilm! low bar but stil" All Star Wars fans ever do is complain, decade after decade after decade, it *_never stops._* Why keep hanging around if you all hate it so much?

[@paulindawsoncr]

a simple known realm to play in and so open! or why I like Reacher and Azimov@@stickiedmin6508

[@GVerny]

@@stickiedmin6508 Because fans love Star Wars more, than the producers do?

[@stickiedmin6508]

@@GVerny Nah. Nobody, *_NOBODY,_* in the whole world, hates Star Wars as much as the Star Wars fans. All they ever do is complain about it.

[@GVerny]

@@stickiedmin6508 I see absolutely no contradiction here. They love it and they hate where it's rolling into.

[@nismo2070]

These shorts are the BEST entertainment on KZbin!! Thank you to everyone involved in making these!! Such a FANTASTIC job! Please keep them coming in 2024!

[@vikingraider8061]

very true, I NEED IT

[@vrambassador]

Short?

[@samueldismukes1265]

True

[@KutWrite]

Well... don't forget the Auralnauts Star Wars musical videos.

[@LeChaosRampant]

All of these shorts are great and funny, but "The Flower" also has so much emotion and drama. Amazing work!

[@LoliFoxQueen]

that first one was just two troopers sharing one braincell

[@DrachenGothik666]

Kinda like how all orange cats are rumoured to share one brain cell. LOL

[@alistermanase2581]

​@@DrachenGothik666For all we know those two ARE orange cats under that armor.

[@thetravi1348]

This is definitely for the original Star Wars fans. Beyond great.

[@saniokbraerok]

Crown Vic 😍

[@CMOT101]

One of the best things on KZbin. These characters are more canon to me than the Disney stuff. Please tell us you are doing more with them.

[@GracedApollo476]

42:50 from here to the end is the most important part of this video. I truly honestly believe that this section of the video is the best fan made star wars production you will see on KZbin. The reveal at the end along with Sarge's last line is just so IT. This would make it far if it was a real Disney + Show.

[@DALLASBARNETT]

We'd never be able to get away with the shit we pull under Disney

[@paulweisgerber7654]

Disney would just ruin it like everything else they touch.

[@DomeDweller]

Don't let Disney touch this or it will turn to crap.

[@nairocamilo]

Adult humor, actually mature. Actually funny. Happy New Years for you guys!

[@calvinv3478]

Happy new years to you to

[@wildone8397]

Merry Christmas 😎

[@tucoramirez9557]

"- Do you know 20 yrs ago who I was?! - I was HER! - Huhhhh, are you a TIME TRAVERLER?" I just spat my rum+cola all over my monitor!

[@jonathanclark236]

So glad we get to see more of these guys so soon

[@b_i_r_d8840]

For the Empire

[@DarknessRealm]

For the Empire

[@lemonlord6965]

For the Empire

[@jonathanclark236]

FOR THE REPUBLIC

[@GoodBoyGoneDad]

For the Alliance!

[@CDRhammond]

The conversation between Stormtroopers and Scout troopers is a perfect way to how US sailors and US Marines operate around each other. while we are all on the same side there is definitely a competitive animosity between the two services.

[@occam7382]

So, who's who in this analogy?

[@CDRhammond]

@@occam7382 Stormtroopers outnumbered the scouts on a destroyer so I would say the stormtroopers would represent the USN while scouts would represent the Marine's on board a ship like a USN carrier

[@misterramon7447]

"TREE!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lawsonic]

"I recognize you because you never shut up..."

[@BenFrankarts]

Yeah that line sent me 😂😂😂

[@CMF-qh1rw]

Some scout troopers from the 501st need to start a bike club called The Repulsors now.

[@dennis4774]

Look Out A Tree!!

[@maarekstele2998]

"vroom vroom"

[@publicprofilename4273]

Season 2 is GREAT! The animation is even better now, and even the pacing and timing of the humor is more subtitle, and whitty. Great! Just GREAT!

[@VolkovVelikan]

Except for the faces

[@Singular_Opinion]

This is the most criminally underrated channel on KZbin.

[@rodline9027]

These have been way better then 99% of what Disney has put out

[@tonyromano6220]

100%

[@pcb462]

I’ve enjoyed all of Disney’s content. Sorry you’ve haven’t.

[@korhol2065]

I think people are happy that storm trooper feel human at least, even if it is a little scuffed

[@SKIPPY20]

Rogue one is good imo

[@theturdcurd2382]

Was gunna say the same thing. Maybe Disney should drop the woke stuff and hire these people....

[@aspie-anarchist9854]

That first one had a better romance plot than anything on Disney

[@buzzGaming8406]

Love watching these together all in one video

[@jahcreator]

They were separated? I would never know it was so well done I loved every second and never laughed so much at a fan production

[@RyanAmmon]

These seasons just get better and better. I am just dieing from laughter

[@vikingraider8061]

very underrated, I hope more people see this series. shoutout to dallas, and the rest of the crew for the amazing show and great voice acting!

[@the13thwardsadam92]

their promotions, and sarge saying fuck the empire gives me butterflys in my stomach in anticipation for s3. thank you all so much for the work you put into this series

[@Australienxo]

the writing for these skits are great

[@cinemaipswich4636]

I'm 69 years old, and this is super cute. I saw the first Star Wars movie in1977, when I was 22 years old.

[@notsoinvisiblelibra]

I was 4

[@syonic4043]

DAMNNNN your old as hell. That's awesome though you lived through the 50's and the Jim crow D day. Which are huge historical events and then you got to watch decades worth of star wars😂

[@vipe650r]

I grew up watching the OT on VHS (complete with commercials, since we'd taped it on Fox at some point). My brain still expects very early 90s commercials at certain scene transitions for A New Hope because of that.

[@donavonduke1305]

⁠@@syonic4043you’re hElla rude. Your elders did you a disservice raising you as such.

[@Kortlandt]

Thank you for sticking around

[@Jdavid1976]

"Cloud City Cabaret" was truly next level. 😂😂

[@DengekiVR]

it's totally cannon

[@theelegantcommentator]

My favorite joke is when he taps into Vaders channel and gets scared 😂

[@joshuakim5240]

Got to love how that was brought back from season 1. "Okay seriously, who is this?!" -Vader.

[@madelinegarber7860]

Me too!

[@theharlequinofhate]

I can’t wait! I love this series it’s so great and really well written! ❤️

[@slewone4905]

calm down, YOu look like an electrified Womp rat.

[@MothFable]

First conversation immediately had me grinning and even got a chuckle. I was expecting it to be a guy like “dude what the fuck” but having it be a chick is just funny as hell.

[@dikydankedude]

Love the idea of storm troopers enlisting to make a difference and becoming disillusioned. Y'all have done an excellent job humanizing them

[@JokerFan-hj4iv]

TK FNG and FKU being the same troopers there during Vader’s entrance is genius. These guys survived a lot of major events lol.

[@Hellfurian1972]

You all should get Ryan Reynolds to be a guard in a skit as his banter is one par with you two and would make for some great laughs.

[@marksmith161]

Calm down

[@LippyHungstocking]

FNG always reminds me of Paul Rudd as Ant-Man

[@Isaacisaperson4677]

yeah cause they absolutely have Ryan Reynolds' number so he can voice a guard

[@Number1Irishlad]

​@@Isaacisaperson4677 you _don't?_

[@valentinlageot4101]

@@Isaacisaperson4677 problem is do they have the budget of Ryan

[@POTATAH-p2b]

These two guys are the ultimate father son relationship 😂😂

[@Tron8086]

This should have millions of views. Great video. Your team has really good skills.

[@0That_Guy0]

"I realized there was one thing I was lacking." "What was that?" "I wasn't a raging asshole." I'm done!😂

[@Spottedstudios]

This series is incredible handsdown

[@andym2612]

3:08 "Challenge Accepted", f$&king brilliant.

[@garycooper3487]

A great way to end the old year. These shorts are such fun, I can't now watch Star Wars or Empire without mentally editing these into the bigger stories. Thanks. 😊

[@IamaTransgirl]

This is the star wars equivalent of rvb and I love it

[@kelvinli340]

Yeah RvB fan here

[@scouttrooper2871]

Same here

[@dereckallen1856]

And a little team four star

[@irish3335]

Thank you for making Star Wars fun and relevant again! Fantastic work, appreciate you making such great material!

[@I_R]

Sorry state of affairs when a handful of people and a computer can produce an infitely better piece of work than a billion dollar corporation, well done!

[@captiannemo1587]

They aren’t in a rush to get things done.

[@stickiedmin6508]

" . . . a billion dollar corporation . . ?" Lucasfilm?

[@alistermanase2581]

Like Palworld compared to Starfield.

[@SortOfSolved]

A handful of hard-working, talented and passionate people

[@tortysoft]

Not a sorry state, a really hopeful one ! Power to the creative people !

[@spodgemonkey]

I really do not know how to put into words how great your features are, from the AFK series, Talky Orcs & For The Empire are truly amazing comedy pieces, the casts are incredibly talented & the writing is fantastically funny. Please continue what your doing so well.

[@wrandom4932]

No joke and I’m not lying at all, I swear. This is the best stuff I’ve seen on KZbin for a looong time. Better than any recent Star Wars content from the big media as well. Patreon supporter.

[@brodakwestyn8853]

Either the writers or the guy that plays the sgt is definitely a veteran. The amount of nostalgia i got watching this is insane. He reminds me of every platoon leader ever.

[@stephenbarusso]

Can’t wait for season 3!

[@EpicallyCasual]

Chur bro :)

[@BrysonSappingtonMusic]

Dude TK-FNG is incredibly relatable for me 💀💀 FNG and 069 are exactly how i am with a close friend of mine 😂😂

[@gregorygonzalez2342]

Nice

[@VolkovVelikan]

Are you two dating or what?

[@ensignbodybag]

If these guys were writing the next Star Wars movie, I would definitely go and see it !!

[@vincentbarraco8122]

The stuff you all put out is way more enjoyable then a lot of the stuff Disney does, you characters are well developed and the story make you yearn to find out what happens next... thank you so much for doing what your doing

[@simonsilence]

How the hell are these not blowing up all across YT

[@EpicallyCasual]

Ikr?

[@abercrombieblovs2042]

@@EpicallyCasual Humility: 100 : P

[@cpowell7623]

Never thought there'd come the day where I'd be invested in a handful of Stormtroopers, but here we are!

[@Omar-hs9hy]

Thanks and keep up the great work!

[@EpicallyCasual]

Thank you ! :)

[@TheGuardian2500]

FKU really should give himself more credit. Even when you think you're not making a difference, chances are there will be at least one person to tell you different.

[@retiredrn1873]

Thanks!

[@EpicallyCasual]

Thank YOU! :)

[@goschamokh2774]

Hey, just wanted to tell you how much I appreciate your hard work! Really love the show and can't wait for more!!

[@carstendettmar7210]

This is the best Star Wars in YEARS - AND the best thing on YT!!!

[@Dr_Larken]

Because of this channel two phrases stick out & come to mind at least once a day “For the Empire” & “Play Palpitunes”

[@SoundwaveX7]

Whoever came up with this idea was a comedic GENIUS!!!

[@snow1marco]

You guys are singlehandedly keeping my love of star wars alive! Please keep it up! You lot are phenomenal! ❤ also, HAPPY NEW YEAR!

[@TeaClipper1976]

The characters are so adorable! One has to love them! Thank you!

[@joshuapatrick682]

it's crazy how these are better written characters than anything Disney has made despite throwing 9 figures at the problem in just "professional" writers.

[@troopersteve2992]

The best star wars show since the Clone Wars. This needs to be put on television you guys are golden writers.

[@jadenwoods3860]

Looks sooo good!! Seriously can’t wait. Will be staying up to see this as soon as it comes out.

[@draxxbergeron3083]

Wow, this is really good and I love how you guys tie-in the action sequences to the movies. Now I know exactly what happened to C3PO in Cloud City... lol, he stumbled upon a stormtrooper rehearsal. So much epic-ness in there. Keep up the great work!

[@MikMoen]

They. Let. His. Flower. DIE.

[@Beery1962]

Fuck the Empire!

[@Bondrewd__21]

And we’re not gonna sugarcoat it…

[@zl14l41]

After they blew the base up they were in...

[@Bancheis]

That right there is how to create a supervillain.

[@bakerfrank98531]

Or was the flower already dead??? And he was just high af 😂

[@cloudwolf6770]

I thought my love for SW ended. But this Team, this Production, this Dedication it's beyond words or any phrases. Thank you so very much. TK-069, she's just Amazing. TK-FKU & TK-FNG are Fantastic. Fuck The Empire(Deesnee)😂

[@noliaboy57]

😮 you can't say that 😱

[@knightofthenine5142]

Thank you for these parodies. This is FAR better than anything Disney can put out. All that money and the rights to all of it and they fall flat and fail at every turn since they bought the franchise. The development of characters from the first episode all the way to the most recent is top tier. And I like how you took two everyday stormtroopers and made an unbelievably good mini series out of it that not only surpassed the Disney franchise but also have the humor, visuals and depth to put others to shame. No super overpowered made up jedi. Just good characters and good writing.

[@Feintgames]

Wow, the droid dressed up like Vader was the BEST EVER! OMG you could sell that toy.

[@jacobnash9755]

I can see a Lego set in their future 😂

[@samueladorno478]

I'll buy it

[@JTes13]

The best end to a year. Thank you dearly to you and the team behind all this

[@Ship-security]

Officially root for the Empire now………….. or at least these Troopers.

[@liaml.e.5964]

I'm pretty sure Sarge (For the Empire) and Sarge (Red V Blue) would get along SO well.

[@etazeta674]

FtE Sarge would either prank his trigger happy counterpart regularly, or have a "weapon malfunction" fairly quickly

[@alice-dl6mf]

@@etazeta674assuming RvB sarge didn’t have a weapon malfunction first. He was no stranger to friendly fire

[@etazeta674]

@@alice-dl6mf true, but FtE Sarge isn't Grif or a Blue, so I doubt that would happen

[@alice-dl6mf]

@@etazeta674 he’s white. Would that make him…church? Or Wyoming?

[@kmw4359]

I can’t tell you the number of times I’ve rewatched Ceremonial Duty and I die laughing every time. The fade to black at the end with final sounds is the cherry on top.

[@HitmannDDD]

Thank you for saving Star Wars from the evil galactic empire... Disney. A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away... I loved Star Wars. It's a dark time for the rebellion. Your videos give me A New Hope.

[@jessepadziora2157]

This is great I truly love this creation and spin on star wars for sure. Great work for real, keep it up

[@BovineDesigns]

I'm so glad they didn't show any of their faces, I thought for sure they going to with the plant in the helmet and then at the end. I'm glad they know better than Troopers Season 2.

[@surferdude4487]

Hillarious! Subscribed. Now I'm going to binge the rest of these episodes.

[@JMFBizzle]

Love everything you guys do! Complete genius! The writing is brilliant. You need your own show. Keep it up. Always good for a bunch of laughs. Happy New Years!

[@TheX-Philes]

I love how when the little vader droid rolls in it's squeaking the imperial march XD, This is absolutely fantastic. Please please please make more! I can wait however long just keep em coming!

[@jtank7276]

I don't know why this came up on my feed, I'm not much of a star wars fan... but I am definitely a fan of this now, what spectacular content this is and is def keeping me laughing... "how is that even a language? where are the verbs?" 😂😂😂 Instant subscribe from me 🍻

[@johnlynch-kv8mz]

54:12. Amen!!’I love you, bro.

[@J_K944]

"Kid... it's the only thing that keeps me going." fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

[@sclogse1]

Ha! At 8:06 to the right there's a poster on the wall that I contributed to their "rec room". And it was really nice of you guys to put my handle in the credits. I love the subtle camera moves in this. This work is ALIVE! At some point, I'd like you guys to see my short film noir, Bum Rap Andre Hunt It's here. Hey, the CEO of Village Roadshow, Milt Barlow, liked it.

[@jamisonmoore2797]

I hope you guys keep making these funny episodes. Season 3, 4 etc. Please keep up the great work.

[@anumeon]

I've missed these guys. :) Or as Lord Vader would put it (or was that Lord Helmet?) "The farce is stong with this one." Thank the force for you guys and this amazing production.

[@DAZzler3K]

"They'll be heroes, no one dies, everyone wins. Exept for you, you totally getting force-choked." 😂 Vader breatihng, R5 breathing. "Someone is going to die." 🤣 "Just try not to sneeze." _Ha... ha... hatchou._ Klirr . 🤣🤣 Great stuff, man.

[@dannyyogendra51]

This is unironically some of the best SW content I've ever seen 👏