So the moral of the story can be summed up in the words of Shadiversity: 'Stick good!'
@benlyon51183 жыл бұрын
What kind of stick do you want? You want a big stick!
@efraim33643 жыл бұрын
Big Stick Energy
@lvl10cooking3 жыл бұрын
Big, pointy, poopy stick
@alonenotlonely11793 жыл бұрын
@@lvl10cooking almost as good as a poop knife.
@kisstune3 жыл бұрын
MACHICOLATIONS
@kirkjones96393 жыл бұрын
You apologize to Marines, by giving them crayons.
@thebananamonk3 жыл бұрын
Why?
@mr.merlin18303 жыл бұрын
@@thebananamonk apology snacks
@kirkjones96393 жыл бұрын
@@thebananamonk Old joke. There are only two peoples, who understand Marines. You're neither of them, so you shouldn't worry about it.
@ragnarthorson20663 жыл бұрын
i like the orange ones
@kirkjones96393 жыл бұрын
@@ragnarthorson2066 The blueberry blue ones are good too.
@Chrisspru3 жыл бұрын
Putting biohazardous material on punji sticks does not require knowledge of bacteria or infections. It simply requires the observation that feces in wounds make you ill. Hunter gatherer tribes use poisons all the time without knowing chemistry or microbiology.
@onemoregodrejected93693 жыл бұрын
True probably The war intent is the same thought
@Chrisspru3 жыл бұрын
@@onemoregodrejected9369 indeed. And the iron/ bronze age claim still stands.
@bendover98133 жыл бұрын
But again, hunter gatherer tribes were already in the copper age over 16,000 years, so the stone-age theory still doesn’t really hold. Metal-working of some kind was necessary for the single cut, even if virology isn’t.
@onemoregodrejected93693 жыл бұрын
@@bendover9813 i think is easier to figure out, even if not bacteriology, that a wound that touched excrements will get infected of sorts even if you dont know the medical terms (after all residues are "filthy") than metalwork. Copper age at least it is then. Damn i really wonder how our antecesors figured that one out. But knowing that people *really like to play with fire* is not so hard to figure some madlads trying to feed the fire every thing they came acros until "voilá"
@Chrisspru3 жыл бұрын
@@bendover9813 this means its bronze age at least. not stoneage.
@justanobadi66553 жыл бұрын
Captain O'Neill looking at the major: space Vietnam? The major: Space Vietnam The captain: alright, case dismissed. Time for lunch
@craftysmithkeith36533 жыл бұрын
what would be neat is if they started hearing Vietnamese from the fog, and then BAM space 'Nam
@W1ldSm1le3 жыл бұрын
*fortunate son intensifies*
@burnerheinz3 жыл бұрын
@@W1ldSm1le Joey Smells some Napalm Boys!
@okupant8803 жыл бұрын
Endor
@IamDarkeye3 жыл бұрын
@@burnerheinz I love the smell of plasma in the morning!
@barneyfromblackmesa60213 жыл бұрын
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM
@dariustiapula3 жыл бұрын
When the planet speaks human.
@firedirewolf3 жыл бұрын
probably more death world than earth, the gravity and competitive evolution to use bacteria, even if it is "this in a wound gets you sick, it must be dangerous" level of observation, a race that evolved in low visibility like that can very potentially be far more outright dangerous to humans if they cleared out of scanner range before the scanners were in range.
@mfree802863 жыл бұрын
They know how to sharpen knives, they know the art of subterfuge, there's a territorial conflict of some sort, and whatever species these are will be adapted to the poor visibility rather unlike the away team. GTFO is wise indeed.
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
yup
@H3xx993 жыл бұрын
At least the little guy didn't let his ego stand in the way of facts.
@nicholashernandez46113 жыл бұрын
He did at first, then he widened up. Seems even xenos have an ego problem, but at least they will see reason in the end. May we be so wise when the stars are our neighborhoods.
@alexs58143 жыл бұрын
they're brain boys.. scientists usually leave their ego behind in the pursue of intelligence.
@Name52403 жыл бұрын
"Captain O'Neill", that reminds me of a series of episodes about a certain disc shaped machine that transports physical matter to another disc machine recovered from Egypt in 1929.
@DomR19973 жыл бұрын
I'd say it must be a descendant, but the snake bastards wiped out most alien races. Mayhaps an alternate timeline as they're known to have?
@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim3 жыл бұрын
@@DomR1997 Perhaps
@Randomperson-ne3kp2 жыл бұрын
What was the series called?
@Name52402 жыл бұрын
@@Randomperson-ne3kp Stargate the movie and Stargate SG-1, the show.
@Randomperson-ne3kp2 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@Navy89SEALs3 жыл бұрын
"Same time tomorrow, Admiral?" 🤣
@dhermitmorse3 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the grey aliens from Stargate asking humans for help with the replicators because they were too smart to think in our primitive ways.
@chrisdufresne93592 жыл бұрын
You're too advanced to think that dumb? You might have come to the right place.
@commu-bot603 жыл бұрын
Why is there a question mark next to the orks.... We know what we are
@ericwhite35263 жыл бұрын
Lol we can be space elves space dwarves and space hobbits too its all about point of view
@JeRefuseDeBienPrononcerBaleine3 жыл бұрын
@@ericwhite3526 Our vehicules move thanks to explosion. We litteraly use the power of the boom to make our modern society function. The placebo effect is litteraly us thinking some random thing is gonna help us. We go to space by going inside a repurposed WW2 German military hardware. We accidently caused and are kinda causing a mass extinction. We are Orks and it's awesome.
@ericwhite35263 жыл бұрын
@@JeRefuseDeBienPrononcerBaleine yep next thing ya know a red paint job will make things go faster
@craftysmithkeith36533 жыл бұрын
@@ericwhite3526 don't forget the flame and lightning decals too
@JeRefuseDeBienPrononcerBaleine3 жыл бұрын
@@ericwhite3526 Red is technically the fastest color. I'm not meming it's really how light work forums.anandtech.com/threads/which-color-is-the-fastest.1725707/. At least in our science. So that's one more point for being space ork as we use it to denote speed. tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RedOnesGoFaster
@calvingreene903 жыл бұрын
He might be smart enough to offer the gifts of apology, make a verbal apology, and make a good excuse for beating a fast retreat.
@kyleeames82293 жыл бұрын
Most amusing. Your style of presentation has grown on me. I look forward to more uploads. Since you clearly enjoy this sort of thing, might I recommend you to the channel "Tales of Humanity"?
@kyleeames82293 жыл бұрын
@@AgroSquerril Yeah. Looks like an honest mistake. I endlessly enjoy all the content produced by this community. I hope it ends well for him.
@bulldowozer58583 жыл бұрын
OH no... *SPACE VC* !!!
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
yarp
@szeth52873 жыл бұрын
They’re doing it again
@匚尺卄3 жыл бұрын
i heard Greatings Admiral Skrillex
@muffincutting60203 жыл бұрын
*wub wub intensifies*
@ameliarosealdridge64683 жыл бұрын
FTA! And beware the punji sticks...
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@reasonablehiccups47923 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@royalroses1233 жыл бұрын
The descriptions of the aliens make me think of Kerbals...
@masterrhino1443 жыл бұрын
223 my fav caliber
@stevenweaver33863 жыл бұрын
7.62 is best for reaching out to touch someone.
@efraim33643 жыл бұрын
not just apes but MARINES
@stevenweaver33863 жыл бұрын
There's a difference?
@efraim33643 жыл бұрын
@@stevenweaver3386 there is some overlap
@stevenweaver33863 жыл бұрын
@@efraim3364 there is a reason we in the Commonwealth navies call them "Pongos" (higher primates who compulsively dug holes in the ground)
@seldonwright4345 Жыл бұрын
Once a Marine always a marine. My own late dad USMC ret. 40 thousand layers of civilian over that needle of MARINE sigh.
@gyropyro44503 жыл бұрын
3:07 miss read the numbers of the planet
@sherylcascadden49882 жыл бұрын
At first I thought pit trap, then the sharpened "dirty" stick, I thought "war zone" I'm not always correct about things like this.
@barelyasurvivor12579 ай бұрын
A sharpened dirty stick hidden in a pile of leaves.
@ryankaiser27023 жыл бұрын
Punji trap, sharp toxic sticks sometimes for hunting, most times generally not. Smart alien too big for his own brain dies to primitive primitive deathtrap
@griffinhunter32063 жыл бұрын
STICK GOOD
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
stick very good
@LJG_5823 жыл бұрын
Them bois almost landed in nam they lucky they left 😂
@namianicgono92502 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but this idea came to my head and so I wanted to ask those that are good with literature to make a tales from out of space story dealing with a trauma survivor from an alien perspective and how even though he has been through a terrible experience the person was giving their reparation by the universe in the form of being a mathematician or just a great scientific mind but losing a something such as the ability to speak or a limb but overcoming this peril on their own and rising up and making a name for himself/herself. But if there is a story like this can you perhaps link it to me I'd like to read it