r/HFY TFOS# 734 - Quest For Perfection by RegalLegalEagle (Reddit Sci-fi Oneshot Story)

[@zredband]

Listening to these stories in my headphones while working and getting strange looks from my coworkers. "No, I'm not going to explain what's so damn funny"

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@corinthiansdaniels3728]

Same just hmmm I can't tell anyone about this

[@cameltube-vk7el]

roughly a month, I have been consuming these reads by AGRO & a few others for more than 30 days STRAIGHT !!! My children think I have lost my mind, & I just smile as my granddaughter rambles [excessively] away of 6year old chit-chat. . . . . . .. I smile at her and say WHaT ??? I am retired and when I said straight 30+ I mean 4 or more hours [6?] a day......nothing else really. Could see doing what you are with head phones at work, yup definitely could do that! WeSaveUs SemperProrsum~Godspeed

[@davethompson3326]

"Send to all!"

[@gasydevil6229]

The first and only lawyer with an actual sense of humor

[@morganjohnson539]

The first and only lawyer with a real purpose. Otherwise, the only reason you need a lawyer is to protect yourself from other people with lawyers.

[@wildwikedwanderer1208]

This is so fucking great hahaha. This felt disturbingly true

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@vinnyganzano1930]

That's because it is.

[@appachaihoppachai1246]

In a universe of endless possibilities, one man will embark on the journey of a lifetime. Action,desire. Mathew Mcconaughey Scarlett Johansson And Andy Serkis as "The Gatekeeper" IN SEARCH OF PERFECTION "All right all right all right"

[@corinthiansdaniels3728]

Gigity

[@vinnyganzano1930]

Just don't let the woke brigade make it.

[@johns9652]

He's gone too far....He knew too much...and now...

[@mikkel8296]

Ok, not what I expected, how you read this without cracking up is beyond me, good work.

[@AgroSquerril]

took a couple tries

[@bobsterclause342]

I think he r ads them when he aelects them, before trying to read them out loud

[@fogofwaroneverest240]

I didnt expect that. I watched a scifi story for 20 minutes for the ultimate conclusion of the main character obtaining a pron video. Caught me off guard

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@hogfry]

Well that took a hard right turn from expectation..... Also I nearly choked to death on my coffee when I realized. Haven't laughed that hard in a minute

[@vinnyganzano1930]

I was listening to this while walking round a marketplace and the number of weird looks I got as I walked along laughing my head off was ridiculous. Thank feck I was wearing earbuds.

[@notafrisbee5907]

Your first video that I couldn't watch while eating. Almost choked to death on pilaf.

[@MarkGast]

Quest For Perfection ... was actually the title of the "video" in question. Algorithm11! be praised!

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@sbritton1313]

For the rule 34...

[@ChaosLierLen]

For the sauce!

[@brianpeterson8978]

This dude has got a willpower of gods to not crack up at this. I was unfortunately at work, but luckily alone when this played. Seemed pretty standard till the 'choking the chicken' stuff.😂🤣😂🤣

[@davethompson3326]

surfing the mayonnaise??? 🏄

[@pspicer777]

I had no idea there were so many names for it .. and they all made sense!!

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@Maeshalanadae]

“We have arisen above such pettiness as names and monikers and individual speciesism.” “ARE YOU A HUMAN?!?” Wow.

[@jeanannd]

That's one spooky lawyer!

[@cletusmartin4628]

It's like discovering oiled up Gyaru for the first time

[@bradwolf07]

I couldn't stop smiling throughout this epic tale...so freaking hilarious

[@TheMadman9090]

Ohhhhhh..... I get it... floor 34.....

[@theHumanNPC]

This spoke to me in a deep way 😂

[@henrypaleveda7760]

well, now we know how far someone will go to get their "piece of perfection"

[@Sparrow_Bloodhunter]

honestly if we ever make first contact with an alien race it wont be FTL or teleportation that excites me most, it'd be gaining access to all that alien porn.

[@AgroSquerril]

cant argue with that

[@Mgl1206]

You say that as if they will have it. Who knows the species might not even have such a concept.

[@Crazylom]

Just don't expect most of it to be wankable

[@nicholashernandez4611]

@@Crazylom If it exists, some human will wank to it.

[@spookywoods]

​@@Crazylom anythings wankable if you try hard enough

[@TheGeorgeAtkisson]

I marvel at the extensive listing of euphemisms. Very impressed. Very. 😜

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@LordGertz]

And still only a partial listing.

[@jaytonobrien6325]

No... they made the "most important thing ... is the friends we made along the way" saying into hfy porn

[@victortahlor4038]

Thank You for the reading

[@LordGertz]

This being sci-fi I was really expecting, once I saw what was happening, "polishing Twiki"

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@johns9652]

Bee-de-be-de-beep. What's up, Buck?

[@morganjohnson539]

All along I kept dreading the possibility of hearing the title of said desired video, I might have seen it. Then I started wondering if I had ever seen any video at any time that would prompt a galactic quest to find it again.

[@johns9652]

I had the same thought...I am biased, as are we all, but Ana Foxxx came to mind. Or something from "floor 34" that involved catgirls.

[@Darkshadow64540]

The video is swap.avi

[@archdornan4389]

The coomer stalks among the stars

[@darrenbraithwaite7401]

This was both awesome and 100% true😅😂

[@RTanna89]

I really feel main characters plight...

[@peekakuchu6878]

Fondling the anaconda!FTA!!

[@AgroSquerril]

FTA

[@WiredTurkey316]

Algorithm be praised and VPN reconfigured

[@AgroSquerril]

For the Algorithm

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@peekakuchu6878]

Fricking tugging the anaconda!! FTA!!

[@AgroSquerril]

FTA

[@acynder1]

The thing is, he can no longer tell were it is, but what about all those who knew of his search and know he find out what he seeked

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

For the Prophet

[@AgroSquerril]

F.T.A

[@klappstock943]

For the Algorithm the story and the voice

[@billcook7285]

I've never been into porn. I have a vivid enough imagination, I don't need it. But still, this was a damn funny story. 😂

[@sherylcascadden4988]

Humans are going to make things wired" No kidding!!!!!!

[@richardhowells5804]

When younrelise it's time to try and find that solo video again 😅😅

[@goingfubar7182]

It sounds like hunter biden and big guy found their favorite place

[@additiveartificer9365]

The one true Video about human

[@HowToPnP]

For an order of people collecting knowledge they are very bad at letting people talk!

[@michaeltuomala3474]

Very funny

[@___steve4854]

i farted 2 times watching this

[@BrotherCOG]

I love this

[@jimmycoyote74]

For the algorithm

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@weirdlan.d3144]

WHAT!

[@Ibian666]

So, uh... what was this video? Asking for a friend...

[@Slypig200]

Truly cursed

[@AgroSquerril]

watch out for room 34 on floor 34... that is cursed

[@giarnovanzeijl399]

Seems legit.

[@BTLLRD]

For the ONE video… lol

[@AgroSquerril]

the perfect video

[@Crackpidgeonextreme]

Awesome lol

[@purpledevilr7463]

First Comment For The Algorithm!

[@SapphireTheDragon]

For The Algorithm!

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm

[@bobsterclause342]

For the swarm

[@bobsterclause342]

Now try not to learn what just happened.

[@murphycunningham2465]

🤯#34

[@merlinwizard1000]

99th, 16 December 2023

[@Speed001]

Comment, i presume

[@FedralBI]

F.T.A

[@AgroSquerril]

F.T.A

[@TS-bj8my]

LOL

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm